Advanced: Monster Hunter! Part #370Discuss mounting monsters, talk about the games, etc.Monster Hunter Doujin/Smut Index of Monster Pornography>https://rentry.org/redmhgPrevious Threads>https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22monster%20hunter%21%20part%22/type/op/Steam Group>https://steamcommunity.com/groups/advancedmonhunWilds' "League of Monsterphiles" Squad ID: LU5B89FVREMEMBER: Post your ID/Name in the thread when requesting admission so we know you're from /amh/Hunting?>For Wilds, check the thread/in-game to see if a Squad Lobby is up>For Rise/MHW, check the thread and see if there's any session IDs>For other games, make inquiries and simply use /mhg/'s standard room setup if possibleTopic of the thread: How do you feel about the Boost Bracer changes to your main weapon(s)?
Official penis render for the one person here that loves them.
>>85414244bro looks so fleshyI wonder what touching him feels like
>>85414265If you're not a woman you can shave and get an approximation.
Oh well, let's do another one then
>>85414244What's even attractive about a screaming flabby wormVorefags are not allowed to reply
>>85414244
I feel like I'm one of about 5% of monsterfuckers that actually want to cuddle with khezu. Big or tiny, inside or outside it's all fine. Giggi also welcome
>>85414482Normally I'd agree with hibernation but TGS is still ongoing and we've been doing well in terms of speed and general discussion. Once we're on life support again it's back to slumber.
>>85414520Not necessarily attractive, but apparently in Japan many fans find it cute. Cute in an "ugly but lovable" way.
>>85414048>TtotHammers booster bracer moves looks real fun to use. It's a damn shame every returning/subspecies monster announced kills my interest more. Ascendance better not cost more than 40$
>>85414584Literal crawling fleshlight what did Capcom mean by this?
Not really interested in the current monster roster for ascendance but the new flying guy is pretty cool looking. I only care for one monster to return and if that doesnt happen id be ok with valstrax at the very least
Have some self-respect, if you HAVE to fuck weird monsters, at least appreciate bugs instead of that thing
You know, due to the Guild's latest efforts to be more open-minded and welcoming of all cultures – riders included – there's nothing stopping you from slapping a saddle on your partner and calling them your new monstie so they can enter and reside in settlements.Of course that's assuming they'd be okay with it.
>>85416985>FATHER I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE
>>85416985I like some of the new armor sets releasing. Think this is ths grank version of the starting hunter armor perhaps?
>>85416884fake news
Does it ever get tiresome dragging those things around?
so shiny
What would be more annoying monsters like teostra that shed their hair all over your home or kushalas that shed their skin all over your home?
>dual wielding
>>85422588Teo would be worse because of all the shed scales he'd accidentally ignite with an errant sneeze and blow up your house.
Fishy smell
Ascendance leaks: in the future there will be a drag'n wash crossover where you enter a "hunt" and clean monsters with your water gun before the timer runs out
>>85426223like father like sonboth extremely flamboyant
>>85425113All Capcom has to do was let us play and interact with our monsties in Stories 3 a la Nintendogs and it would've sold 4 gorillion copies and been voted Game of the Millennium but noooooo, they give us weak excuses like "time and budget constraints" and "how the fuck did you get into my office"...On a mildly related note, if anyone wants to parody this reaction image with a hunter and a mega barrel bomb I'll love you forever.
>>85426791Actually Uth Duna would be funnier.
>>85425113>Capcom signs a deal to do a promotional crossover with Drag'n Wash without really understanding what kind of game it is>The Drag'n Wash devs are inadvertantly given the power to design Rathalos's canonical penis
>>85428176>umm excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my cave?
>>85424487tama's cute and feminine penis...
i want to bury my face in hypnocatrice's chest feathers then involuntarily fall asleep when i breathe all the sleep powder lining them
>>85429234I feel for anyone whose heart belongs to some relatively obscure monster. Pic unrelated.
We made predictions about how many returns vs new monsters there may be in Ascendance last thread, but nobody is asking the important question...How many new borderline Fully Modeled™ monsters will we get?
>>85431759Does Khezu technically count as one of the first ones because of its tail?
>>85431759Balahara is weird...
>>85431759unless the old monsters returning are getting touched up models, outlook not so good. but i'll keep up hope anyways.
>>85432194the best kind of weird, the sexy kind, the fuckable kind. because you know it'll be weird with them.
>>85425113>>85428152>monsters keep coming at the washing station with mud only on their crotch>they moan loudly while you work and won't even pretend they're here for anything else>there's a long queue of bickering and horny monsters outside with crotch mud that starts getting itchy
>Ah, Hunter. Thank you for bringing that Velkhana for study. We have learned SOOOO much from her--it as a specimen. The science really is progressing at an astonishing rate!
>you're trying to see if you can work thing out with an araketa friend, but every time you try to get close to them you literally have to push past their giant valstrax body pillow that they're always cuddling with.
>>85432876BONK
>>85433393malzeno getting ready to play the piano
>>85432194Imagine the dentist appointments.
>>85432935b-but elders can't be trapped, can't she break her bonds anytime she wants
How does a weapon like Hunting Horn even come into existence? What order of events could possibly lead to it being conceptualized? Did a musician have to brain an Ioprey with his guitar because they wouldn't stop surrounding him while he played, and he later thought "wow that was pretty fun"?
>>85438299>Bard sees a monster and is utterly entranced by its beauty>He starts sneaking out into the wild to track it down>It won't let him get close, until he starts to play music for it>He meets it out in the glow of the moon every night to serenade it>Each night, he gets just a step closer>Eventually, he gets close enough to reach out and touch it>It lets him>The next day he's confronted by some other townsfolk>Someone followed him >They saw him playing for the monster>He's accused of all manner of terrible and degenerate things>The bard is afraid >For his reputation>For what his neighbors will do to him if they believe he could love a monster>He goes back out into the wilderness that night>He knows he's being watched again>The monster is waiting, eager to hear him play>And he does>When the monster moves in close, the bard raises his instrument in a brazen act of cowardice and strikes the monster across the face>The surprisingly sturdy tool survives the impact, delivering quite a bit of force with a sickening sonorous wail>The monster flails against the attack, knocking the man to the ground before bolting into the forest>The monster is never seen near the town again>The townsfolk are pleased with the bard>They apologize for doubting him, and he's celebrated as a hero for driving away the beast>But the bard would live with regret and doubt in his heart for the rest of his life
>>85438637I was making a FUNNY, dammit.
Imagine if instead of all this nothingburger news, that someone from capcom got up on a stage and proudly announced an official Smell-O-Vision device which automatically releases genuine monster particles during your gameplay.Launches with Ascendance, but is fully backwards compatible with previous titles as well!How fast would you be preordering, anons?
>>85439424that would honestly be quite terrifying
>>85440058I'm FUCKING illiterate.>>85439424I'd strap one on and visit the Rotten Vale to get an idea of just how bad dating Vaal would be.
>>85439424Oh boy, I know exactly what I'm going to SNIFF
Why is there a Monhun thread on trash... Oh...
>>85441808It's great ain't it? Remember to pay respects to our progenitor, THE Sophia, every once in a while.
>>85439424Nah. Some people may get off to it, but smells and scent is where I draw the line.>>85441808Welcome to the trash fleet. What is your favorite monster?
>>85439424Let's be honest, regular monsters would NOT smell good. You might think sentient monsters that take care of themselves with frequent washing and help from human dentists might be fine, but they're still massive carnivores and the moment they talk to you with your head less than 3m away, you're going to get a whiff of their breath. But even if you overcome that, imagine being close to their giant genitals. There's just no way there wouldn't have a bestial sent to it. You could however help your mate get extra clean everywhere, which would take time and be a sisyphean task. The method you'd use is best left to your imagination.
>>85442058>What is your favorite monster?I'm a big wyvern fan, Legiana is probably the favorite. Uth Duna gets points for being extra Large. Been too long since I've revisited the classics
peak loaf hours.
>>85443161that's how I'm feeling today
>>85443311on a scale of 1 to bread how comfy is your loaf
>>854434343
>>85443478we must post an emergency request to the guild then to help improve the comfy levels.
>>85443852Cute dau
Elemental flavoured milk
>>85446500one chocolate one strawberry? or is it more like one is almond and the other 2%?
So if you ask a monster if they want to "be bred," then tuck their limbs in and declare them a perfect loaf, apparently that's reason enough to try and kill you??? Where's the sense of whimsy nowadays.
>>85447144chocolate, strawberry and vanilla depending on what element is active
>>85426791Meme in progress... Will finish after dinner.
>>85447332b-but Alatreon is only a two element monster..
>>85447498hell yeah
do you think kushala could work as like an impromptu air conditioner?
>>85448828It not cold, it fuckin' WIMDY
>>85448828Velkhana definitely doesImagine your dying to the outside heat and a velkhana behind you nudges under your arm and curls her neck around your face and starts cooling you down before demanding you pay her back with gentle snoot pets
https://x.com/MHKogath/status/2101844281556439543New size comparison video
>>85450558kek
capcom released a direct h quality video
>>85450617
>>85450289lol so all the measuring I did last thread is more or less correct after all.The canon height of the hunter really is 5'6.
>>85450629more like manlet hunter
>>85450629Need that one Velk image where she's being cute by leaning down and looking at the viewer with the caption that went something like "How are you so small?!"Thought I had it saved but I guess I don't. Either way, it has new meaning now.
>>85447595She uses all elements and has Fire mode, dragon mode and ice mode in world.
Oh this is still alive. Nice. My opportunity to share this to someone who might care.Passive Monsters mod for MH Wilds!!!!!!! (unless you attack them)https://files.catbox.moe/traxss.zipRequires testing. Feedback is welcome.Ideas for the future:- Only big monsters passive- Only small monsters passive- Everyone is passive against everyone - World peace achieved- Better management of disabling and enabling the mod in real time instead of "change map lol"- Optimization
>>85449706That's great and all, but elders are fragile and should stay at the hospiceNow imagine how cool and comfy you would be with a more young and spry monster
>>85451772Fixing the game one mod at a time.
i'm late to the party but i just heard they added my boy khez back in along with the whelps.super excite.
>>85450819I'm actually above average Velk, you have to believe me!!
>>85451772>Feedback is welcomeUseless but fun idea: have it so if you shoot a monster with a rock they run at you, roar in displeasure, then resume normal passive behavior. Just like – Gog forgive me for uttering this now-despised name – Velkhana in World. Let us pester monsters like the little shits we are.
>>85453746Not useless idea, but impossible to make, at least with my knowledge. I guess it implies modifying the actual files thst contain part of the decision tree for their AI... and no idea how they work. Modding community is also more focused on making boobs sliders.By feedback I mean if things break or the monster ends up attacking you when it shouldn't.
Rathalos and Rathian who love to perch on the cliff above (You)r camp and have sex while you watch
>>85454686No
>>85454686Am I allowed to join
>>85457036>"hello, environmental design?">"i would like to be fluffy.">"okay bet, how fluffy?">"YES"
>>85457859It's a natural adaptation to cuddle with humans in bedYes, evolution is that fast in that world
>>85457880hard cut to every rider using the rite of channeling to copy/paste the "Absurdly Fluffy" gene onto every monster in their party.
>>85457955>monsters sprouting deviant mutations into existence by sheer will, for the sole purpose of bedding hunters
>>85458470>and then there's Steve
>>85447498Kek.
>>85452257STAY AWAY FROM MY HUNTER, LEGGER!
>>85458519
>>85453357How do you explain to a monster asking for the same fashionable footwear you wear that you always wanna see those steppers in their full glory.
>>85459069Yes yes, big bare stompers are great and all, custom made footwear adapted to their digitigrade stance, with their talons out, is great too
>>85459069What >>85459839 said. There are more ways to stay fashionable and comfortable at the same time.Custom fitted monster armor, leather straps or simple leg wraps should all be possible. Hell, even the Seikrets are doing it.
>>85459671fabio monster
>>85458470>No hunter, you misunderstand. i AM the bed now.>prepare for the softest, most hardcore cuddle session of your life..
>>85459671Every time I look at Arkveld's horns I imagine sitting on them as you would a tree branch while engaging in casual chat. Would be nice.
>>85460972set up a hammock between them
I was reflecting on the threads of years past, so now I'm taking a moment to pour one out for all the memorable members of the /trash/ Fleet who have gone MIA.There were many of you, and your presence is sorely missed. I hope life's treating you well, wherever you are.
>>85461116>being in prime spot for constant sniffing and lickingBut how will you get restful sleep in that position??
>>85460543Is his legi even alive after he dumped her?
A hybrid and his doting mom (she'll chase any harlot that's after her dear son)
>>85463038how can you birth that and then think "He's the most handsome monster of all time"? DELUSIONAL
>>85463135Their small size trigger maternal instincts very strongly, so hybrids easily stay in good terms with their feral parents. They just have to put up with being carried to the nest and curled around when night falls.
What's the monster equivalent of The Sock?
>>85464974The Barrel.
>>85464974The huntress.
What should you do when a monster jumps out of the woods to lick you?
>>85461156Feeling weirdly nostalgic for the old threads and for the kind of oc that got posted there...
>>85467110Whip out the new restraining order you picked up after the last 17 times it happened and present it to them. They can't break the law, it's illegal.
>>85467110Moan loudly. Either it weirds them out and makes them flee, or you end up getting an oversized blowjob from a very cockhungry monstie
>>85468731How much red paint do I need to dump over myself before she'll let me hit it?
>>85468241he looks like he always talks big about stuff that he really doesn't have a clue about
name me a monster and i will use my mighty MS paint skills to draw it from memory as best i can.
>>85470225Balahara. Worm supremacy.
>>85467441Don't be too gloomy and start writing greens of what you want to do with your favorite monster (legi-chan)
>after your quest with that black diablos, you were surprised to be hailed by her "mate">he thanked you profusely for pausing her rampage>and yet the sight of it made him curious about your services>so there you are, the surprisingly gentle wyvern laying on his side in front of you>you knew diablos were never that shy usually, but this one has been nothing but accommodating so far>maybe the female fluids covering you are having an effect>as you get closer to his crotch, he lifts his large leg to give you access to your work area>gog damn, he's already at half mast and leaking, how intoxicated is he from the pheromones>even just placing your hand on the tapered cock makes him buck the air lightly>this will probably be quick so might as well give him what he craves>firmly grabbing the handle of your lance, you plunge it without warning in the twitching hole near the base of his shaft>it goes in smoothly and the reaction is instantaneous, his rod fully emerging in an instant as he howls loudly
>>85470893>you follow your training and leave your tool inside for now, instead bear hugging the throbbing cock and running your arms up and down its length as forcefully as you could>his hips shake violently but you do your best to hold on>you weren't best of your class for nothing, this is just a little rodeo>feeling the moment approaching fast, you kick the handle of your lance, engaging its vibrating mode>his cock suddenly throbs HARD>there it is>pressed against the underside of his shaft as you are, you can feel the bulge travelling up, pressing against your thighs, then belly, and finally your face, until it is disgorged from the tip>many more follow, each shot increasing the size of the puddle on the ground with a wet splurt, and a whimper from your client>after a few dozens seconds, when you feel him running dry and his cock still trying to squeeze anything it can out, you mercifully kick your lance again, turning it off>you catch your breath for a moment, his cock slipping from your grip as it recedes, leaving a trail of cum on you>welp, seeing his face, he won't be in any state to talk for a few minutes at least>you'll have to wait until he stops clenching his ass before pulling your lance out too
>>85470225Kecha Wacha is all but dead and buried so how about them.
Probably not the best place to ask but why does Capcom hate him so much?
>>85470893>>85470918fantastic green anon. I loved how you described his first cumshot traveling up his cock
>>85470918It's all just business for this man. Does he also decline post-sex cuddling to remain professional?And of course it's hot but uhhhh...Lance bros??? Sticking your modified Ribbed for His and Her Pleasure lance in the monsters, male or female, is still sex. Have you been deceiving us this entire time out of denial?
>>85470261Delivery!>>85470946i've never seen a kecha wacha..sorry but can i get a mulligan?
>>85470970HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE GIGGINOX SINCE I BEGAN TO PLAY 3U. I PLAYED THAT GAME FOR 52615.72 HOURS SPLIT IN DAILY SESSIONS THAT FILLED MY SCHEDULE FOR YEARS. IF THE WORD HATE WAS SCREAMED AT EACH MICRO-INSTANT FOR EVERY SINGLE HUNT OF THAT TIME PERIOD, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR GIGGINOX AFTER SEEING THE IMAGE OF YOUR POST. HATE. HATE.But yeah he's a bit annoying with his screams, poison, eggs and funky hitboxes.
>>85471315>Kecha Wacha is even more forgotten than RadobaanBros...
Not every monster need to be an elder, wyvern or raptor, there's also plenty of others
>>85474014>fighter turned shrine maiden due to the last one suddenly leavingshe's really good at keeping away undesirables from the shrine but that's about it
>>85474916Unfortunately she's an undesirable magnet, but she can't help it. No, clothes are overrated.
>>85477790man, that looks so cool. i want one so bad.
>>85472842That has me curious. Who's the most unusual monster you guys Would? How freaky/vanilla is your taste?
>>85477790looks very comfy
>>85480761Would is not a priority for me, but I would give Narwa a small peck on her beaked snout and those freaky split jaws.
https://t.me/addstickers/That_fucking_bird_that_i_hate
>>85477790Would it make all the local Rathians hot and bothered if you wear something like this around the forest?Asking for a friend.
>>85480761Unusual species? Probably any of the bugs including the small ones, I kind of want to watch a Vespoid's reaction to having a real properly intense orgasm for the first time. Not sure what I'd do with the crabs.Freaky/vanilla tastes -in general-? Anything from wholesome romantic cuddling to horrible disgusting shit if it seems natural for that particular monster of course. Congas need not apply.
>>85480761>Who's the most unusual monster you guys WouldIm pretty standard in my taste for monsers, so i'm mostly interested in the dragonlike/wyvernlike monsters.>Freaky/vanilla tastes -in general-? Anything from wholesome romantic cuddling to horrible disgusting shitI'm willing to try just about anything with a monster(excluding bodily excretions and greviois injury). Im just as cool with missionary and cuddling as I am with getting vored
>>85479486There's only one way this can end
>>85481457Really be careful with pranks like that, who knows what would happen.
>>85484422literally the meme of "do you have any ibuprofen i have a headache"
Official whelp render because every monhun fan was clamoring for it.
>>85489090why is your snout so loooooonnnnngggg
>>85489235We're witnessing evolution in real time. Monster are being born with bigger schnozes so they can more effectively steal particles from us.
noodle
>>85489691Any prediction on what his deal is going to be? Is he the monster wyveria made zoh shia for? A guardian deity?
>>85489407Better that than the other way they can steal a bunch more particles all at once
We hit page 10 again, tagging the next anon to shamelessly hornypost about your favorite monster (I need to pass out badly or I'd do it myself rn)
>>85487346the chibi monsters were the real monsters all along????
>>85492510i want to be held tenderly by Shara Ishvaldai want to feel their smooth sand covered scalesi want to explore their massive body while they guide me with their massive clawsi want to feel myself pressed into their soft fleshi want to lose myself in their internal oasisi want to be guided deeper by their caressing spasmsi want to fall into a deep sleep to their gentle heartbeati want our bond to be deeper than the soul
>>85493226Same.
WAKE UP
Baggi got me sleepy
>>85497482I want to gently run my fingers through the creases on a monster's face.
I hope this happens to you
>>85500026Freaky seikrets
>>85500026NOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA BE AN EGG GO BROOD A ROCK.
>>85500026did they intend for this to be like his cock going in you? I'm calling you out ivorylaGAYicrus and pBI472
>>85447607>>85458555I'm sorry that it's been 3 days with no delivery, anons. I've had a lot on my plate IRL the past week, leading me to not managing my time properly.Barrel meme is still coming, it's just now coming SOON™ instead of "after dinner".>>85501406That's just an underside view of the Seikret snuggle animation.
>>85501406Just a broody seikret animationYou WILL be egg
Mawplay posting engaged.
Turn left for good deals
So, no demo announced after TGS?When do you think we're going official content next?
>>85502561>no maws posted for 40 minutesMawposter got fucking vored...
>>85502880What's over there, seikret-chan?
>>85503221Too comfy, didn't want to get out
Progress has been made and now I swear the next chapter to Newfound Nobles will be out soon. I'll upload it as fast as monsterly possible when it's finished being reviewed.
>>85503166Demos tend to arrive near release so there's little chance of us getting one this year. They'll probably drip feed minor info until then.
All things considered, I actually don't have that many maw pics, feel free to post some more.
>>85502384>Thinking you has to provide reasons for doing something on your own free time, for free, because (You) want toYou could've said "never mind I got bored" and that would also be more than valid. Do as you please.
>>85503277News more exciting than Wilds
>>85503277Take your time, there's no rush
>>85503322i wanna be in lagi's emergency hiding spot!
>>85503521>>85503575Thanks. Hopefully it will be worth the wait.
>>85504595This kush needs a tama
monsters that really really really don't like getting their claws trimmed
>>85504904you fools dont know the first thing about Kushala care, rule #1 never use water! you'll rust his precious scales!
>>85505923when you only use tamas, everything else seems to look water washable.
feesh
>>85500026gog, i need a seikret to fuck me in this pose tbdesu
How do we feel about them and Kranodath? They may be much lankier and less bulky than Seikrets but I like them.
>>85507319Well you see, they aren't My Mom's Fluffy Raptor so they're basically trash and will go ignored until the heat death of the universe.
>she always hogs the pool...
>>85502561maw anons gotta get out of their monstie so's throat and post more desu
>>85510119No
>>85505912
>>85511101aww :(I need a monster friend to do this with and maybe go a little deeper...
>>85511101Velk's blue tongue...
>>85511192velk's slick and minty hunter-only gullet...
>>85503511Yes, but it still feels bad.Something that's a big motivator and one of my favorite things to do, is the ability to bring to life someone else's idea that they really want to see. To say you're going to do something and then not end up doing it, just feels like it would be such a disappointment.The fact that I still have that list of various render requests that you anons made last year, which are almost all unfulfilled, has been a weight in the back of my mind.Same deal with my story that hasn't updated in almost three years. Can't believe it's been that long already.In the case of the renders, those got put on the backburner because of my decision to try and learn animation, which thoroughly consumed my free time and became the primary focus.I don't have an excuse for the story though; that's entirely a me not sitting down and getting it done issue. The next chapter has been sitting at about 90% done for ages, along with bits and pieces of future chapter content.One thing I worry about is the style/feeling/atmosphere being different when I start again, since I haven't really written anything in so long now.Either way... I hope some of you anons that either made requests back then or liked the story are still around with us today.
>>85511378Take all the time you need anon, you dont owe anyone anything here. If you lose interest in doing something, dont force yourself to make it happen for some random shmucks online
>>85511378Don't take all the time you need anon, you owe everyone here everything. If you lose interest in doing something, fuck you, force yourself to finish what you started.
>>85511798>monster approaches hunter society for food, warmth or shelter>gets domesticated and falls in lovea tale as old as time.
Which monster would you like to watch shit out large warm eggs into a basket the most
Would you a pent up cuga?
>>85514043Kulu or Aknosom, especially if they’ve got massively egg-filled bellies to boot. Like barely able to walk massive.
>>85514043I wanna see mizu pop out eggs from her squeaky clean cloaca
>>85514043If by "basket" you mean "my face" then probably like a third of them. But pic related will always work
>>85502880Should be drawn pointing to the good deals cave. Totally not the seirket flock cuddle cave.>>85503244The good deals cave.
strange situation
>>85519585amazing work
>>85519585Bombs away!
>She prefers her hunters feralized in her Kamura doujinsDo monsters really...?
>>85519177You'd think kutkus woud bond with hunters with both having a habits of stealing eggs
>>85521857KULUI MEAN KULU
>>85521937kutku on the mind
Remember that particles are essential for your monster's health and well being.If you take too much you'll have to provide your own.
I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this hunter
Sex with your palico in a Rathian nest!
>>85524836Furry Onahole paws typed this post.
>trying to hide from your monster friend>but you remember they have bilateral vision so all you have to do is stand in front of them and they cant see you
>>85525483but they can still sniff you
