/dff/ - Discord Friendship FinderA thread to make friends and then GHOST them when you get bored of them and do the same thing to the next friend you make here. And be le hecking cute and wholesome to deceive them. Embark on a quest to find the next victim of your fake nice personality. Lewd with them but only when you feel like it, never when they ask for it. Keep your sexually charged posts in their DMs but never act upon them. Make sure you always lie to your friends, so they never find out about your foul personality! And make sure to shitpost about any poster you hate. And most importantly remember to LAUGH at tetopoopy>>85435026
If Sillu posts below this he's a nigger and sniffs tetopoopy eggy farts
I really like Frieren in this outfit.
My wife Frieren would never dress like that. Off model slop
>>85454669God I wanna fuck that ear
She's wearing it because I told her it would help her find a hidden grimoire. (Lore accurate behaviour)
You gaiz should really stop pickin on each other unless it's all in good humor ya know
>>85454745*Picks on you in bad humor*
>>85454861Your mother was a hamster D:<
>>85455088Thems fighting words bucko! Your dad is uhh... Okay that would be mean... Sorry...I shouldn't say mean things to you
>>85455133Damn straight partner. I'll suck your dick no homo.
Why are you like this R**? I thought you said you were always interested in talking things out...
>>85455146Hawt... Would you let me finger your butt?
>>85455173absolutely
>>85455180Uhmm... Based alert? No homo tho! We need to hug tight to share body heat on this cold autumn day
>>85455194I love the fall personally
>>85455156who?
>>85455211Cold doesn't mean that its bad! Cold things are nice, like ice cream, or snow, or a refreshing can of coke! Too much of anything can be overwhelming though, so if cold ever overwhelms you I'm here to hug!
>>85455218me
>>85455227super nice
>>85455251Indeed -w-You're super nice!
Most normal programmerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hqv09cffzA
I kind of want to play some Magic The Gathering but I can't since I play on Tabletop Simulator and I would need a Mic and I can't really speak right now since I'm sick and my voice is gone...
>>85455634I play commander on tabletop sim too. What decks do you like to play?
>>85455634can I please have e-sex with you
>>85455634Can I please watch...
>>85455676I usually like Group Hug... I'm not a fan of very blatant strategies like Ms. Bumbleflower though... I usually like running group-ramp stuff and playing big cards, sort of...
>>85455797watchnon...
>>85455597This is going to be Me soon.
>>85455819Please reply
>>85455824Hey... *watches your post*
>>85454531How many years have you spent using/lurking this board? Have you managed to find any meaningful relationship?
>>85455859I'm sorry for asking but, is everything alright? you didn't reply...
>>85455819I tend to gravitate towards green and black golgari decks. Krenko has a special place in my heart since it was the first commander deck I used and learned how to play. I used to play yugioh a lot and loved mill decks but in mtg people dont really like that shit.... I enjoy a lot of decks that piss people off like mill, stax, etc. With my friend group we usually try to play a different deck every time to keep it fresh. I don't play irl or anything but do like to collect the cards though.
Sigh used to play Rifbound on TableTop with my ex.
I wonder what makes people initiate conversations with me so much when I'm outside, I'm at this point where half the time I go out, someone will speak to me, an old lady in the tram, a homeless guy in the park, someone my age, etcJust today someone chatted with me and asked me with some shame in his eyes if I had 20€, and I had exactly 20€ in my wallet, so I saw it as a sign that if someone was that desperate for money that they were willingly doing something that would hurt their pride, the fact that I had the exact amount he needed, probably meant somethingI gave it to him and he asked for my phone number and told me where he lived saying he would pay me back, and in a cool charismatic stoic way, I said>"No, just give back to someone in need when you have the opportunity yourself, don't worry about it"He replied>"Dude thanks, God will give it back to you, you're the man"Then I told them to have a nice day and we parted way quicklyMaybe I got scammed, maybe the guy is just a beggar, maybe he saw me as an easy victim, maybe there is something in how I look irl that makes people think I'm trustable, but I feel like I did a good thing, the right thing, and each interaction like this where people are nice with me, enjoyable to talk with, offer me rides back home etc, I feel like... The world is pretty neat!But really, why is my Charisma so maxed out? It's hard being modest when I feel like I'm living on easy mode... As a gamer, I want to live on hard mode, I want a challenge...Maybe I should ask God to reincarnate me as an Indian in my next life, nothing seems harder than this at the moment>>85454265No idea who you are but I'm cool with you if you're cool with me so keep on being cool! (And don't be uncool to others)
>>85456117I got really into riftbound during the first 2 sets. Read all the rules and bought a ton of cards. Never managed to play it irl. Just never really found anyone to play with honestly. And playing on tabletop with strangers makes my anxiety go up. I still think its a fun game though.
>>85456134Can you give me 20€?
>>85456149I played Token Victor. I don't like the aesthetics though. I was going to play this Void deck that I think It's called scrying then the incident happened so I didn't get to play it. We could play at some point though I am an Amateur and don't remember the rules.
>>85456168I don't have 20€ in my wallet... Sorry I think it's a sign that I shouldn't give them to you
>>85456134>No idea who you arelikewise. I really do think you have a cute personality I'm not being sarcastic. I really do apologize.
>>85456134Can I watch you play Magic on TableTop?
>>85456180I don't do well with apologies or compliments, so please do not say more! It's all good!Which MGS are your favs in order?
>>854561953, 1, 2, 4
>>85455932please respond... i loved talking to you, watchnon...
>>85456184Sorry I'm already playing games for people on discord today and I'm not too fond of card games, they are neat but I hate the monetization from them, I feel like every card game should be like those 2 pokemon card games on gameboy color where you can get all the cards through playingI did try to play a Magic game on steam once, I just did some bad deck with goblins and that dragon that would sacrifice all the goblins to do a big attack, it was a red deck and I think that dragon was called Voracious Dragon or something, that's all my knowledge of the game, I would probably play black or white if MTG had a game with 0 DLC 0 item shop and every card unlockable from the start or through gameplay only, until a game like this is made, I will never play acard game>>85456212Great taste! 3 > 2 = 1 > 4 >>>>>>>>>>> 5 for me
>>85456263Haven't even touched 5 and it's a crime what they did to kojima. Konami is beans man.
>>85456307Did you play/enjoy Death Stranding 1&2? I think I can respect those games but they aren't for me, whatever Kojima is doing now seems to not be from my realm but I wish him success, he invented the camera after allDid you play MGRR?
>>85456327I kind of lost interest at that point due to how they packaged it at first. I think it was like two games or something?And we were supposed to get something other than Death Stranding but that's lost to time. We only got that demo.
>>85456263Nigga you ain't playing anything for anyone lol
>>85456352That demo? That horror game? I think people are selling their ps4 with the game installed on it on ebay or something, we'll just have to wait for people to reverse engineer the game I guess, emulation is evolving well lately*smash fist on the table*AND WHAT ABOUT MGRR (Metal Gear Rising), did you play it?
>>85456407
>>85456412>I think people are selling their ps4 with the game installed on it on ebay or somethingWhat the fuck really? That's fucking insane.>MGRRand I never finished ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyN5tNYhfSg
>>85456460bro talking with his alt lmao
>>85456460>talks with himselfyeah sure lil bro
>>85456460>fake AI screenshotyawn
>>85456407>>85456478>>85456481Person 2
>>85456407>>85456478>>85456481>>85456497Person 3*yawn*I can keep going!
>>85456515>>85456506Totally different persons and not your alt lol
>>85456477Yep! Since it was Sony only and only available there! I'm sure you can still find some!Tsk tsk tsk, you should check MGRR! It's super great! And weirdly on part with Kojima's writing if not even better!>>85456526FINE, you got me... I just made all 3 screenshots with my alt accounts and tried to make you guys believe that I have friends with whom I talk in VC and play games with all day but... You figured me out... I'm all alone...*sniffs*
>>85456515>>85456506Literally same shit where you talk to each other on a server with nobody in itStop embarassing yourself
>>85456540>I talk in VCYou can barely type in English and you expect us to believe that
>>85456540>Tsk tsk tsk, you should check MGRR! It's super great! And weirdly on part with Kojima's writing if not even better!But I wanna dab on hoes in strinova all day
nigga has like 40 screenshots taken with the conversations with his "friends"I wonder what would they think that you're screenshotting random shit with them
>>85456585you know he's just fucking with you right? you idiots keep taking the bait.
You guys(singular) are so right... I'm lying about all of this... Why am I so alone...>>85456584I remember hearing about this game when it was coming to the west, it looks fun! I feel like it's one of the rare TPS that actually has a reason to be a TPS>>85456585I think they would say>dude you posted a single sentence I said on discord while censoring my name and pfp? I feel so betrayed by you, I can't believe you've done this, I will kill myself now, they are right with their concern trolling, how dare you, I feel violated, you literally just raped me right now, you raped my trust in you, our friendships, everything, I am a rape victim.
>>85456623Stop pretending as if you don't have all of those saved without censored, you're so obsessed you have like 5 years worth of chat logs saved.
>>85456623Who did you say this to?
Kagusillywilly! Bounce bounce!
>>85456671Can I have someone tell me this then step on my dick.
>>85456656That's true... I have 10 years worth of logs all saved and referenced, screen shotted everything with their discord unique ID in it, and even recorded those logs on videosI am ready to use any of them for blackmail, I haven't found any opportunity yet but I'm so ready, I am evil>>85456671Hackanon, pedophile from the UK who was actually arrested for molesting his sister, he kept trying to pity bait a ton of people into being friends with him and ERPing with him and he wouldn't stop, it's like those clips you see of Indians trying to harass women/girl streamers in the street trying super hard to have someone like them, but they are too retarded to see how creepy they look and sound to anyone they interact with, and since this guy is a CONFIRMED pedophile, it's impossible to feel bad for himFun fact: He told me and tried to convince me HEAVILY that Looni used to erp with people on /lolg/ as Annie, and that she(he(looni)) would jerk off pedos as Annie over there, which sounds retarded since I can't imagine Looni ever playing LoL, like many retarded people, he has that "schizo spiderman sense" where he will see 1 coincidence somewhere and now will be convinced forever that X person is Y, foreverI said this to this guy after I realized that he was mad that me and a few others wouldn't have e-sex with him so he would start spreading weird rumor in the thread, I'm pretty sure you can find someone talk about the Annie stuff with looni too since he is the one who started it
Tsk, I would do another personality like Kaguya/Lune for self expression since it's so fun to do that, people without that theater kid inside them will never get it...Sadly /trash/ is not really a good place to do this anymore, or 4chan as a whole, the website is just dead!Maybe I should check SFW roleplay scenes out there? I just don't like talking in third person, I think that's weird and it creates a separation between you (the artist) and the play (the art)
>>85456766>from the UKWhy are most Euro anons mentally ill?
>>85456854Ahem, google "Acaz mental breakdown", that guy is from the USDon't try to make this an EU vs NA thing... I have more bad examples for you...
I need to frot with a big dick anon
>>85456883>I have more bad examples for you...such as?
>>85456921Diddy Kong Racing, Zelda... Mother
>>85456911I have a pretty big one... Luv frotting too :3
>>85456623>I remember hearing about this game when it was coming to the west, it looks fun! I feel like it's one of the rare TPS that actually has a reason to be a TPSThe playerbase died off pretty fast I mean it's at about a steady 2.5k and most are playing the zombies mode for shits and giggles.
>>85457010Grim... Well I think the game has that F2P monetization right? So I guess it's not so grim, games have to stop that even if I'm not sure that would have changed the popularity of the game
>>85456949Hot. I would love to jerk you off just to see that big dick throb and cum cause of me
>>85456946What zelda?
>>85457051That's just the nature of shit these days. It's the reason I dropped cod years ago.At least Strinova isn't trying to hide the fact that it's a waifu gooner game.
>>85457069Thank you for your listing of evil pigs in video games.
>>85457053Got a tag? Im pretty horny and chatty rn~
>>85457101What the frick is Snotacon, what does it mean, is it Snake + Otacon? Or is it about Snot? That's gross! Why is he eating his nose, now I really think it's about snot, EWWWWW
>>85457121Yeah it's automaticnero
>>85457130ah hahahaha I got no clue man. I'll be around.this neet has cleaning and shitposting to do. super important neet stuff.
I scared another one away... I'll be gone talking to my discord friends (they don't exist) and chatting with them in VC (I can't even talk, I'm mute) and streaming games to them (I don't even play video games, I read books instead, games are for kids)
Maybe Using Vtubers insn't a good idea because people add me thinking I'm into cuckstuff.
>>85457198who are you talking to?
Funniest thing alty ever said, I'm in tears>>85457243The girl reading this.
>>85457230How do vtubers correlate to cuckshit?
>>85457230You should waste your seed to vtubers
>>85457265>>85454607
>>85457265>>85457282Ironic
>>85457284What the hell
>>85457265They don't. It's just THOSE people projecting.
>>85457343>>85457282>>85457284
>>85457355At least that post is not really cuck related
>>85457355It's unfortunate that this space has been infested. It's like when Women invaded Supernatural and made it about gay brothers.
>>85457198>I scared another one away...>:3
>>85457394>It's like when Women invaded Supernatural and made it about gay brothers.PREAAAAAAAAAACHSupernatural Season 1 and 2 (3 & 4 too?) are MASTERPIECES, MASTERPIECES!!!! Just like Hannibal (the series)MASTERPIECES!!!!!!, and then they tried to pander to tumblr
>>85457425I thought you were leaving?
>>85457436I lied, every imageless post insulting people while I'm gone (totally, soon), are all me, and then I'll be back later tonight and pretend it wasn't me, you are too smart!
>>8545742567
>>85457453this nigga's adorable
>>85456766>he has that "schizo spiderman sense" where he will see 1 coincidence somewhere and now will be convinced forever that X person is Y, foreverYou literally do the same thing tho?
6-7!!!!!! UGLGLGLGLGL 6!!! 7!!!!!!Okay I'm totally gone now, I had to get that out of my system
There is literally nothing wrong with being a cuck...
>>85457538need to fuck this sissy cuck
>>85457556No wtf...
>>85457538watchnon...
>>85457566your tight sissy cuck ass will be perfect for my cock
>>85457538>>85457556>>85457566>>85457579Hot...watchanon watches his lovers get fucked by others while he gets fucked
Stop it I'm not gay, I just a cuck, don't put anything inside my butt wtf...
>>85457621watchnonny...
>>85457621your cucky sissy ass is fine.made for bulls like me
>watchanon will be getting pounded hard by bulls after he watched them fuck girls
>>85457621Don't worry I'll just fuck your wife and record it in 8k for you to watch while the other anons fuck your cucky holes
WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT GAY I'M MOT GAY!!!!>>85457677Yaaaaaa-Wait NO!!!
>>85456540You never talked to me in vc...
>>85457693cute sissy cucky pretending it is gay to stuff a losers butt with manly bull cum
As sillu would say........................You are a disappointing person
>>85457781No he'd say he has no soul
Anon who acts completely disgusted by my behaviour and shames me for it.(And also jerks me off)
>>85457693Okay we'll leave it at me mating pressing your wife and recording it so she can give you a pity handjob while you watch it later. Deal?
Cucks be like "can I watch" and then keep on vagueposting about what they want to watch. My DMs look like the epstein files with how much of it makes no sense. Also yo waddup I'm your friendly neighbor S***** (name censored so you totally don't know who I am)
>>85457886kiss!
>>85457893No anon the name starts with S, it doesn't end with it, also there's more letters in it but you know what, B+ for the effort.
>>85457886Slut?Friendly neighbor slut?
>>85457945What have you been up to shuubi?Anything fun? Worthy of mention here? Let me data-mine you a bit!
>>85457945No.... I just wanted a smooch...
Why is there so much cuck speak? Why can't you anons just be normal....
>>85457973fuck off retarded hungarian faggot I'm talking with him rn
>>85457852I-I would like that very much... Please have fun with my waifu anon...>>85457886Hey I'm quite explicit about what I like to watch OK...?>>85457985I'm normal...
>>85457990Anon can you please stop with this...I just want to chat normally here with all of you...
>>85458016i miss u...
>>85458022no fuck off retard nobody likes you
>>85457971First of all a friendly neighbor slut is called a prostitute and SECOND that's exactly the same amount of letters as the last guess so WROOOONG! C- for the effort...>>85457973Blackmailing is a shit fetish you balding fat fuck.>>85457974Ohhhhhhh I do that on the cheek when greeting people!!! Too bad I'm socially inept... so I'm scared of people...>>85457990Let him watch bbygurl pretend he's furniture... you watched the backrooms movie? Just like that yeah...>>85458016That's not what you said in my DMs... also matter of fact what is the LAST thing you said? Very bad look on you mister...
>>85458022Dude what part of nobody likes you and your retard ass licking is unpleasant don't you get
>>85458082Ughhhhhh keep talking sweet things to me
>>85458096Like what? cotton candy... chocolate...? You're gonna get diabetes like that... I care about you nonny... I can't do that to you anonnypie...And sighhhhhh here come the guards, my free time is done, back to jail it is... peace out!
