haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85488240/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse,racchouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
*grabs you like this*
bananas you like this
>>85500014YO POSSY BE DOING DA SIXXX SEEHVYEEENNNN
I love you poss
>>85500038
i should slut it up
i should slub it up
a slub is a guy that thinks he's fly / and is also known as a possa
i should slut it up too
>>85500202wanna slut it up together?
it's 3pm and i've been up since yesterday at 4pm. i hope i make it to a reasonable bedtimeim also really hungry and there are no quick snacks left in my cupboards and im too tired to cook something i
what if we scut it up instead
>>85500269his scut is way too bighe should be ashamed of being so indecent
>>85500296i should yote it up
im going to vegetate while playing wow classic and starving away for the next... whatever i dont care anymore
>>85500303collar shirt and no pants? probably yeah
>>85500002almost got nice digits...
>>85500306>wow classicew why wow
>>85500296no one will ever do this to meno one will ever like me enough to even touch me
>>85500318the erp scene goes crazy
>>85500306what do you play
>wow mentionednow im tempted again to resub to osrs
look even if them blacks does commit crimes and stabbings there cocks feel good up my tight wytboi ass so its all okay
>>85500318>>85500390its locked at a comfy 60fps at 4k with multi sampling. the feral druid is comfy to play and im sexually attracted to cats. the original story is still interesting. its not infested with woke nonsense. its also obviously made by competent people who understand subtlety. the likes of which have left the industry long ago
>>85500416
>>85500416niggy no go to jail stopped being fun?
>>85500057thank you
bruh, look at this wite boi. sheesh.
this place is getting like /beta/
>>85500768what's beta like
retail wow is plagued with flashing lights meant to give people seizures on purpose. the framerate drops whenever i enter a city or a raid, which ruins any comfiness it might have had. theres annoying world quest popups when im just trying to envoy the atmosphere. the dungeons have been streamlined for people who want to rush through as fast as possible instead of enjoying a comfy maze. its effectively a korea grinder now because the only people who play it are just there to scam the system for money like its a production line job
mmm begging strangers for guild invites to even have a chance at doing late game content and getting kicked at your first mistake...no thanks
gdkp proved that wow players will always make things as miserable as possible for themselves
>>85500857i never really bothered with late game content. if i get softlocked i will move on to a different game like kenshi
wow classic was always crap'member playing it and only getting to level 30 because it suckedmaybe some of you finally grow taste buds and this is why you no longer like it
if classic is required to make your game fun something is wrong>bc classic>wotlk classic>cata classictf is even the point anymore, cata is when all that shit you hate got put in the game>seizures on purpose doubt.
>>85500973>doubt.you didnt play current retail
>>85500957then why play, just to hang out in tanaris?>>85500962maybe its nostalgia for taking 30 years to advance one level, but blizzard is still retarded because apparently the fix for that is getting to max level from zero in a day, no middle ground
>>85500999yes i have
>>85501006i like doing the quests by myself while pretending im a big cat >>85501028i doubt it
>>85501041sorry i disagreed with you i guess, have fun soloing your mmo for 15 dollars a month
>>85501006maybe i just dont have patienceclassic wow was(/is ?) a huge success so they know somethingyou do not make billions by selling a product no one wants...
>>85501041this solo mindset has sorta ruined mmos desu
>>85501078yes im having fun and $15 isnt anything. sorry that you hate fun
>>85501080why bother with expansions at all then if "everyone plays classic" and why call it classic when its not even classic anymore>but theres still vanilla classicyeah your player base is idiots divided over 4 different classics now seems like a great way to draw in new players and not just milk the old addicts that will never unsub and keep buying the new xpac anyways just to keep playing classic
>>85501102kinda sad...mmos are super fun on paper, but then you have to play them 3.3
>>85501006>>85500857ive never made it past level 40 and i have hundreds of hours just leveling horde characters through the barrens
>>85501179>and keep buying the new xpac anyways just to keep playing classicyou dont have to buy anything other than the monthly sub to play anything labeled classic
>>85501133this reads like umbreyeen got a new hobby and everyone else is wrong
>>85501233>>85500429 was obviously an umbreyeen post
>>85500057fat shirt fat shirt fat shirt
>>85501179to sell product to make big bucksblizzard is a corporation, and corporations exist to make moneyas long as there are enough people to pay for it, they will sell itonce none is buying it anymore they will create a different product to sell
>>85501211true, but both types of customers definitely exist
>>85501256yeah your right, i was hooked again
while its on topic, whats the difference between wow forever and regular wow? classic 2.0?
>>85501462>classic 2.0?basically
>>85501462new elf race and zones, improved visuals, fleshed out unfinished game mechanics
>>85501487fuck, they really are out of ideas and just milking the dead cash cow with redo after redo
am i allowed to have a 11pm coffeei want to ruin my sleep schedule
>>85501519arent there like 7 other elf races already?>improved visualsalready done multiple times>unfinished mechanicsid have to remember what they were to have any input
remasters often forget the subtleties of the old games, like the spinny gem on spyro..
>>85501462they're copying turtle wow but worse after shutting that downanyway all the wow talk made me decide to bite the bullet on resubbing to the better game
mmos suck play a game thats actually fun with me
>>85501565there were only night elves in classic. i will be sticking to my black panther feral druid though. the new druid forms look like shit. mostly balancing like quests giving out a lot of xp and trash mob xp being nerfed into the ground so people dont just grind the same dungeon over and over without even following the story
>>85501672okay lets play magic
>>85501692he said fun
>>85501651based, i also moved in to a better mmo
>>85501672okay like what
>>85501727umm maybe we could find something survivaly and crafty on steam thats on sale
>>85501710yeah magic is pretty fun im playing this new pauper deck i found out about i could yap to you if you want
>>85501672i dont want to play with you because of your awful personality
>>85501758no one wants to listen to you talk about motg smiley
>>85501758i bet you could
>>85501788sorry
>>85501751i'm not a big survival crafter gaymurr thoughi tried playing abiotic factor with a friend but having to schedule was very frustrating
>>85501674did you even know the story before it became your current obsession
pbf that's a little too into WoW
>>85501876i played that alone because i dont have friends and i got 12 hours into it it was fun wish ihad friends still to play games with haha
>>85500472I kinda miss those posts because anytime they were posted I'd imagine a black cat in a carrier cage and say to myself "niggy went to jail"
pbf thats a little too into wow osrs and mtg and you honestly hate him
>>85501806yeah so basically its this older take on the mono red aggro deck that has mostly been supplanted two newer decks that trade all of or most of their grindy/midrange potential for more explosive turns, but i find the older variant to be more consistent in the modern meta
>>85501980woah woah woah, start by explaining what mono red aggro means
>>85501672look poss tf2 is fun but it gets boring if you play it 500 times again and again
>>85502004so does killing pigs in a desert...
>>85501962>12 hoursthat's barely anything did you even make it to manufacturing also i basically played it alone too because we just stop bothering at some point
>>85502035i made it to the part where they start having containment cages and youre supposed to melt a big thing of goo but i got kind of bored moving stuff around and crafting benches and doing everything alone on my own just like doing things in real life games are supposed to be an escape
>>85501936i never actually played though the original campaign. the immersion mod makes it more easy to follow
>>85502100thought so, god youre such a poser
>>85502061why did you want to play a survival crafting game together then
>>85502130i said something wrong im autistic you misunderstood me im sorrybye
>>85502121id rather be a poser and actually enjoy things than whatever the fuck youre on
>>85502001okay so basically mono red aggro is an archetype that only runs red mana (as in the name) and is aggro (aggressive) in that it aims to start pressuring the opponent from turn 1 and aim to close out the game before the opponent has any chance to stabilize and mount a response
why are posses like this
>>85502178my pbf to me:
>>85502178posses to smiley/umbreonschizo:
>>85502178autism
>>85502221Doesn't it usually go the other way around?
https://youtu.be/K_nFpoMBwhE?si=aNluUHp8MKbxGSBX
>>85502447depends on the day
>>85502178me on the left
how are you doing possiesim feeling kinda like crap today...
I was at the post office today and there was an old lady bitching to the guy at the counter because her amazon package got crushed in her PO box and was demanding USPS do something about it and I was just thinking like "it's a tiny ass PO box you dumb cunt of course it's gonna get damaged maybe get a fucking mailbox if you don't want your box getting dented"
>>85502754why
>>85502458start a band already yeen
>>85502956i dunno i woke up this way
>>85502982here let me give you a real reason to feel bad*dropkicks you through a door*
fuck im fat
>>85503108how fat
>>85503057whyd you do that?
>>85503112i dont even know anymoredont say unf to that
>in my 30s>no friends>just some faggots I share memes with>never told a soul how I truly feel about anything>the fake sense of community and friendship I got from the internet has entirely faded, replaced with algorithmic crap>will 100% die alone
>>85503203why did you read my mind and post that
>>85500322just get a possmate dumbassthey pity frot each other all day
>>85503246no I am also a loser
>>85503305we just have to laern to accept it and enjoy the small joys in life
>>85503325I will try. But I long for true love.
>>85503203>>85503246find just one person to be real with. It helps so fucking much bros. I did the reverse where I started out with people I could be real with and going from that to casual meme sharing and nothing conversations kills me.
>>85501937*rapes his ass while he's playing*
*touches his peets while he's playing*
>>85503450Where do I find a person to be trve with
this is you, btw
my new stim is you need to FAAF the OOS
>>85503581SuS AwooowA
>>85503517>trvewhy do yov talk like that
im experiencing inexplicable chest pains
>>85503517i think it's really just down to luck and a numbers game. you have to just keep contacting new people and eventually one will vibe with more personal conversation. if on 4chan, getting into those sorts of conversations and then asking to talk with them more is how i've found some success.
>>85503777i get those sometimes when i drink energy drinks. just go, "that's future poss' problem. not mine."
>pbf thought i was umbreyeen its never been more over..
>>85503835I will try. Maybe one day someone will bust a fat nut in my pussy.
>>85503955>my pussyyou mean your bussy rightright?
het asexuals are stolen valor
>>85503949would it have been better or worse if he thought you were smiley instead
why are yote boys so
lean mean yeening machine
he was a zaryhe was a gambácan i make it an
>>85503955femposs?
the yote scrote
>>85502976isn't this what happened to finn from adventure time
>>85503848but it is a current me problem right now...
>>85502719can you touch me.......
pill me on vaseline and other non water based lubes
>>85504202sure *pokes you all over*
>>85504136that's all of them
need to get rid of a scrote yote? try scrotectomy!
>>85503994>>85504123Yes
>>85504301>bussy>femalewhat the HELL are you??
i wish i had a front bussy
frontbutt pussy
>>85504358*pisses up your nose*
>>85500747i love this animalthe fegget
>>85504310can i impregnate you
guy who eats a little too much bussy for breakfast is this something
wow i should not have eaten all those chocolate cookies
>>85504270....uooohhhh.........yess.....mmmm.............
>>85504528what the hellwhatever*pokes you harder*
i don't think i've actually ever played an mmorpg before, at least not seriously. it all seems so overwhelming and i just start thinking "i could be doing more important stuff than pouring all of my time in what looks basically like an unpaid job"but then i get reminded of that old joke "boys see wow as a game with a chat, girls see wow as a chat with a game"and i've also been feeling kinda lonely lately...
>>85504657>girls see wow as a chat with a gamei guess that's why all the femboys prefer to erp in it
>>85504654yeowch! too hard too hard!!!
>>85504698it's because femboys are girls
>>85504817now you're getting it poss
"cis" gay bottom who wishes he was ftm
>>85504807YOU WANTED THIS*POKES HARDER*
can you poke my prostate instead
take a bath, stinkoid
>>85504850cataract :(
>>85501674>black pantheris the emphasis on black panther to reminisc about your bbc days?
im an incel
raping your furry vtuber pbf while he's streaming
>>85505086racc-sama...
just barely getting over a cold
>>85505291me breathing in copium
>>85504903i just showered
>>85505291they're euthanizing this poss!
oven pork chops in shake n bake seasoning for dinner tonight
>>85505373he's so happy
just barely not getting over being cold
hungover and suffering
>>85505348me too (me every day of my life)>>85505373he swallowed something bad they were going to scan him and hes fine nowhe does kinda look dead though
>>85505388
>>85505388great dinner
>>85505479penis stop
>>85505466poss finally got the nitrus
oat bite and some potato chips and peanuts for dinner tonight
>>85505291this is how possogens are made
>>85505581me begging to help possy cook in exchange for a little food bc it sounds really tasty
>>85505695you responded to my sexually charged post so i'm going to hump you now
>>85505399me and my emotional support fursuiter
>>85505712*imagines u looking like this with a 9 incher*
>>85505749kys
>>85505730you got a loicense for that?
I should get a fursuit
>>85505695when both of you are switches
emotional support fursuiter who only comes over already in suit so you never ever learn what they look like or feel like (except maybe the inside of his mouth)
>>85505479>>85505531i think im also gonna make a box of those idaho scalloped potatoes and maybe a can of mixed veggies
>>85505846You will never know that it is me
accidentally barging in on your emotional support fursuiter while he's still only in a partial
>>85505911>looks up boxed scalloped potatoes aaaaaAAAAAAA TASTY
>>85505749it's only 7 sorry
i prefer to scallop my own potatoes
>>85505992but this psos has never been full
>>85505992thank goodness cosplay is consent
>>85506000um um um um um can i kiss it please
random furry friend add is into cubs#winning
>>85506054how do you even find this out
I dont have any furry friends
>>85506082"yo you into cubs?""yeah haha"
>>85506084would you like to be furfriends
>>85506092but like, if they weren't?
>>85506038it does like kisses...
>>85506098Sure. You can trust me.
>>85506114can you tell me what else it likes…..
I'll have scalloped potatoes too, au gratin please. And you can bring it by in an hour. Thanks, foodbro.
>>85505993get some they're really easy you only need a little baby toaster oven and they're still good even if you forget about them for 20 years
>>85506015big if true
>>85505993theyre really quite good>>85506005i would but im particularly lazy and sleepy tonight and i want something that i can just throw in the oven and not think too hard about>>85506138ill make extra just for you raccy
>>85506132cute posses with butts I like to play with and also stick my penis in.uhhhh there's probably more but that covers the basics.
>>85506159i will the next time i get the chance to cook without my parents going wow whats that why are you making that boxed stuff is so low quality thats gross>>85506188me like a fox outside your door or window going scratch scratch scratch sniff sniff on the glass hoping to get through somehow
>>85505041are you really going to bring up shitty memes when people are having a good time?
partials are better than full suitssorry not sorry
>>85506188rosevilleposs (I get the vibe that it is you)I made shake and bake chimkens and thought about taking pictures and posting them on herebut then I remembered that it would be a big hassle because phone doesn't touch internet such things are verboten pictures travel through a usb cable then fo on the internet after getting stripped of metadataso I didn't
>>85506211im a top……. no…………..(*starts imaging you as a femboy with a huge wosser who wrecks other possums and leaves them having cum like three times but still they want more*)
>>85506218>i will the next time i get the chance to cook without my parents going wow whats that why are you making that boxed stuff is so low quality thats grossthey probably eat all kinds of disgusting fast food shityou should poop on the floor and piss in their shoes so they kick you out and then you can become a kitty
making out with doggy sheathes until a film of gunk has coated the inside of your mouth and across your face and you don't care because you're jamming your nostrils up with his sticky slime and snorting loud enough for people to hear but that's just how i'm feeling today
ballpussy
>>85506105you can move past it pretty easily if you mention it in passing typicallyif they aren't outwardly hateful towards the idea of cubs anywhere in the past or with you then it should be relatively safe if the answer is nah
>>85506211>>85506240the only two tops on all of haha accidentally flirt with each other... not even tops are safe from the haha curse...
I want a fursuit but spending like 7k on a costume when I know 2 furries and have zero intention to visit a convention sounds retarded
strict bottom with a huge cock
>>85506233hi there northofhereposs i hope one day to see your cooking sounds tasty but i understand your concern
>>85506257no they eat really well and buy me lots of high quality food including junk they just have weird hangups and one is thinking anything i do is a pattern. so if i exercise once theyre like wow youre in such amazing shape and if i cook one box of low ish quality potatoes theyd flip out thinking im going to eat at burger king for every meal. i would like to be a kitty though so lots to think about here.
>>85506240you gotta learn the proper etiquette for attracting the right preference poss: if you want to attract bottoms, you talk about their butts. if you want to attract tops, you talk about their penises. if you want switches, you, you know... *flaps hands around*
the secret ingredient is saltyou get dummies putting salt in their drinks and in their candywhen it really belongs in normal food
i like iodized salt it makes me smarter
>>85506460but I don't knowI like the idea of wrestling for dominange but I already know I'd throw that contest as soon as I got grabbed (cuddled)>>85506482goiterposs
>>85506506>I like the idea of wrestling for dominangeyou need to get a power bottom who doesnt mind being subby from time to time so you two can wrestle a bit for dominance
we need a nameposs who's into doggiesor any nameposs
>>85506594we have certified abortioner
