haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85500002/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse,racchouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
I love you poss
>>85508575
>>85508632chimn nungy.....,
posso wants oreo
>>85508632i can't believe he didn't eat the fry
>>85508716friend fry not made of tasty animal(scorpions are like chips for him)
this is how it feels
>>85508716he didn't want to fill up before his nuggets
loneliness always hits the hardest when im laying in bed at night
>>85508854get a daki and a heat pad
>>85508854and a boyfriend with a huge knot so you can stay tied for an hour
>>85508869i dont think itd be the same unfortunately...
>>85508885it's not
philosophizing the very nature and purpose of erp and attempting to find logical answers to the questions of what action do you describe when it is your turn. at what point is the cum that you have cummed no longer yours to describe? it's a fascinating series of questions
romanticizing the very nature of mart
>>85508805thats me……
best season of regular show? should i start at the start or
>>85509327yeah start at the beginning
>>85509327smoke saliva and watch more smarter
made the mistake of subbing to a patron while jerking off
>>85508596arweefh
>>85509410yeah ive done that once or twice it really sucks after you cum but at the end of the day it's only a few bucks. hopefully. remember to cancel that
>>85509410which onecan I piggyback
>>85509433you can't handle my strongest potions
o doggy bf
>>85509440it can't be that eccentric
>>85509447oh doggy boy oh doogy boythy peccy is so pretty
>>85509447i want grrrr undies and also for him to bite me
would you ever buy an "adoptable" OC?
>>85509532doggy boys are my weakness too (i have lots of weaknesses)>>85509534me too me too me too me too!!!!!! (i love doggy…..)
>>85509562Nah kinda ruins the point, or at least to me the point for non artists. You're the ideas guy, you come up with how your oc should look and be, and then you pay an artist to draw a picture of them. Buying an adoptable oc you still pay as much if not more what it would cost for a ref sheet of an oc you came up with, but with no input on your end of what the oc should be
>>85509562i consider it every now and again but never go through with it because they're usually so expensivelike i'd pay 15ish bucks for one but that's it
wuffs...pretty...
>>85509504
>>85509567yeah you're pretty weak waggy boyshow me your tail
it's a doggy's dog worldand yet i'm kitty
>>85509729im weak to cute boys metaphorically thats all…how did you know i was waggy…….
>>85509785this just means larger boys will want to cuddle and hit on you aggressively
>>85509319gosh I need a marten bf
if i was allowed to run free and kiss men and was cute and stuff and was brave and had money i think i would have like 10 very evil fwbs just deeply evil boys who have ruined me and i would stay up all night most nights wossing to the thought of them and remembering what they each smelled like
>>85509789you type waggilyand I want to tease you for being cute
>>85509678was it art or
>>85509892i want to be teased and wag and sniff and lick you and be petted so thats good news for me actually! ha!!!wait what do you mean i type waggily
the demon possessed suddenly blocking all the demons
>>85509447most of you (bisexual but mostly a faggot)
I replaced binge drinking with binge eatingIdk if that’s for the best...
>>85509913i want to do binge weed smoking ideally with poss and raccy and be the awkward third wheel to their budding romance
I wanna be the next Kennedy Steve someday.>I SAID, "LINE UP AND WAIT, CHUD!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piN9VEpeyYQ
>>85509913>wait what do you mean i type waggilysee the text above thatanyways what kinda stuff do you wanna sniff?
>>85509907not even text
>>85510321>paying for written smutcmon bro that's like buying singleplayer games.
big buff bara bottoms
https://x.com/Kazran_Staffy/status/2096277174818853005/video/1?s=46 this is cute i like it i like this guy
unfortunately nitter/xcancel are fucking dead
>>85510303thats cheating you called me cute! of course i was going to say thatok um i like freshly washed clothes and bed sheets some types of soap are good fresh food! fresh food and coffee are both great and flowers id love to go to a flower garden with a boy.but also i want to sniff boy and wosser and stuff obviously like come on what else even is there to sniff….
>>85510321oh it was gross gross?
>>85510415it's nasty nasty
there is a difference between pissing so much and pissing a lot
>>85510463name itname the difference and show us with video examples of you peeing in your cage
bisexual boys who are dating each other
>>85510486and other works of complete fiction
evil doggy bf
>>85510651My ex was really into these stupid womb tattoos but hated having things in his ass which made no sense.
>>85510651how do i become Cute
>>85510827that is admittedly a little confusing. they do look cute but like… their whole point is about putting stuff inside you…>>85510873fursuits help
meow
*gets raped
>>85510469>name itso um when you piss so much it means you empty a large quantity of piss from your bladder in one session and when you piss a lot it means you have multiple pissing sessions in a short time frame>show us with video examples of you peeing in your cagedont have one.......
hmmm sorry
>>85510895i don't have a furred suit...
>>85510991me neither…. you could try looking in a mirror some posums are cute already and just dont know it…otherwise we could cuddle and cry together about it…..
>>85511001i don't like the creature in the mirror
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
>>85511038neither do i
i had a bad day at work so i want to call in sick tomorrowbut if i do that everyone who had the same bad day yesterday will have an even worse one from being short staffed :(
>>85511221you can do it possor work through itidc
>>85511239can you get me sick for real but only for a day so i don’t feel bad about staying home
holy fuck im stupid oh my god its over
>>85511273i can but it'd take several days for you to show symptoms so it'd probably hit you on your weekend ruining it
>>85511308sighskicks empty aluminum can down sidewalkyeah i figured
>>85511307what happened baby
At the show I went to today one of the guy dancers was really cute and it felt weird cause I dont usually find guys attractive in real life
>>85511377everything
>>85511382extra gay dogs
>>85511426want to type about it
>>85511001is male pattern baldness and pube beard cute?
>>85511424wowyou must be gay or something
im bored can you take off your clothes
>>85511434it's probably finei mean if it happens it wouldnt be the worst thing that could happen to someone
>>85511462im already naked
>>85511462im al>>85511466yeah exactly
>>85511466>>85511475can i see your naked bodily images
>>85511424he must have been really cute… i hope he kisses u…
>>85511481i'd need to get my pbf's permission
>>85511435some posums not all
>>85511487can i see your pbf naked too
>>85511448nuh uh im like bisexual but only super super rarely gay in real life so thats basically straight
>>85511495hold on let me che
>>85511484o///ow-whoa..
umm does discord keep your old email on their server if you change it
>>85511496you're just like the sigma x comic dalmatian boy
Last month, I lashed out as my ex’ bf, because I felt like he was treating me as a "second zone friend" nowadays, while we used to be best friends before(even after we broke up)He left me on seen for a monthI thought that it was the straw that broke the camel’s backBut last week, he asked me if I wanted to talk about it on voicechatSo, today, we talked about it for a few hours What I made of it is that he’s too uncomfortable to have me as an intimate friend, but he still cherishes me as a friendI really don’t know how to take itTo be fair, I kinda think it made me feel better to think that he ghosted meDid anypossy had a similar experience ?Idk anyone else with whom I could share this, and it makes me kinda anxious, if I’m totally frank
imagine getting cucked by your own parents haha wouldn't be me tho
>>85511710I guess you have to ask yourself if it's worth it to keep in contact. If not, tell him and the reason why. Or just ghost him. Guess it doesn't matter.
imagine getting cucked by your own uncle haha wouldn't be me tho
>>85511710>he’s too uncomfortable to have me as an intimate friend, but he still cherishes me as a friendwhat does this even mean
imagine getting cucked by your own grandparents haha wouldn't be me tho
>>85511742Thank you for your reply, possI did explained it to him when I lashed out(i was drunk and kinda on the edge, so it was pretty confused)Today, I tried to explain it to him again, in a calmer and more thoughtful wayI don’t think that I see *that* much reasons to stay friends with himAnd when I asked him what did he felt about all this, he mostly told me that he didn’t really knew either, other that we shared many interests, and know each others really wellTho, he doesn’t trust me anymoreI’m not the ghosting type, so I’m not going to stop talking to him without any explanationsBut it’s the weirdest friendship that I have, and it does make me uncomfortable>>85511756Sorry, I’m ESL, so it might had came out as weird ?Basically, it means that he likes me as a friend, for the things we share(mostly niche interests, and principles)But, he is uncomfortable to talk about deeper things with me, like personal issues, real life issues, or daily stuff ?So he just send me memes on Telegram, or talk about the news
>>85510651is it permanent
>>85510982me on a spiritual level
>>85511038>>85511152i diagnose both of you withtran
>>85511719dad who steals every boy you bring home...
multigenerational incest
>>85511827i already knew that
you should check your t levels
>>85511512many kisses for possy from cute men
>>85511806i think you can become the good kind of evil but it takes a lot of work and love from bf >>85511827no i hate myself for the regular reasons
>>85511796it sounds like your ex is afraid to keep you but also afraid to let you goi'd say give it some more time and if you don't really feel like you two are getting close again you might have to move on possy
>>85511796poss I think you replied to a wrong post by accident
ummm dude...you're talking kinda waggily...
>cum>still hornyI need ass to pump my loads into
sorry but my ass will actually make you cum too hard sorry you'll have to find someone else
fucking someone's ass is basically a race to see if either you cum first or you loosen his asshole to the point that it stops tightly wrapping around you, losing a lot of the stimulation and being unable to cumi'm not complaining that's just how it is
>>85510404I was gonna say feet but they aren't that good usually but I still sniff mine sometimesthe flowers one would be fun there's a spot near me with a bunch of wild ones
>>85511845oh i meant more like how a poss from the previous thread called himself a "workplace cuck" but honestly old men are hot
>>85511496I do this
>>85512188and if you flex your hole it does not squeeze your top it just pushes him out q^qits official i have pussy envy >_<
>>85512343my favorite part of fucking is making the bottom feel good and getting him to make really girly noises so i don't mind the drawbacks
sorry babe im a side now
da hell is a "side"bottom but with extra steps?
>>85512390this is becoming like genders what the hell. first it was tops and bottoms and then some loony decided they wanted to be "verse". now there's a SIDE? A SIDE OF WHAT?
>>85512395homo who isn’t into analjust jorking and frotting and sucking
im happy that fall and winter is approachingfall and winter fashion >>> summer >>> spring
>>85512443caring about fashion? more like fagshit you HOMO
>Neutral role, those who enjoy intimacy but are not precisely interested in penetrationhonestly some of you goobers have side vibes
>>85512390what's side
>>85512390top but i look like verse my tongue is out and stuff
*dead vibes*
>>85512490unf
>>85512490*raises you as my thrall*
>>85512021Yeah, it’s been like this for a year and a halfI do think I have to move on, and I pretty much did when he ghosted me for a month, but him coming back did made me feel weirdThank you for the advice, poss, it did help me to talk about it>>85512113Oh, yeahI didn’t slept much last night, sorry ;_;
i had a dream where a male horse got stuck in a trapdoor entrance at my home and died and i was left with a dead male horse with his ass poking out of the trapdoor and the only thought that was crossing my mind was to fuck the dead horse in the ass since that would probably be the only time in my life i would ever be able to experience what its like to fuck a horse so i rushed into my room looking for condoms but the only thing i was able to find in my drawers were menstrual pads in a shape of a condom so i was panicking because i knew i didnt have much time before my parents found out about the horse and made it impossible for me to be left alone with it and as i was about to remember that i had a spare condom in my winter jacket i woke up. it sucks real bad because i have very vivid dreams when they are sex related and i got to experience a lot of sensations from them in the past like having sex with my mom or my dog without having to live through the consequences like i would do if i had done such things for real.>inb4 gross.png
>>85512579tell us about the dog fucking dream
>>85512649no. one post is enough
>>85512579tell us about the mom fucking dream
>>85512188aren't you supposed to just grind it against one of their walls at this point
>>85512390semi-asexual
you guys are kinda loud
posses are into auto necrophilia
why are wolves so hot
>>85512765loudness is a matter of earspective
i should become a tabby cat
>>85512793they have thick fur it is necessary for surviving in cold environments
*snaps fingers*you are now a smug kibby capwhat do you do
>>85512962have sex with human men
>>85512982kill you are self
>>85512982based
copium
>>85512483Poss... Every one of those has their tongue out
everybody hates me and is ghost me
>>85512962https://youtu.be/VxeZzxNJQ74?si=9ocjymTVaFruVYaQ
>>85512962i would also have sex with human men
>>85513365
in a banana republic theres a discrepancy between the sheltered youth who barricades their young from the reality of the poor
had a $75 wankwasnt really worth it to be honest
>>85513029he looks like he has to go pee desperately
>>85513029having too pee is a way to mind break someone if youre grooming them. freemasons tend to do that
are you running a trap house nigger?
is it that time already? its too early
>>85513629i sleep when youre awake
>>85510651i should get a womb tatto partial and crop top and go to a con like that
>>85513635>t the pbf
>>85513586stop drinking water now its Jewish tricks
>>85513719>>85513736markets are rallying. be prepared to make 1k today
>>85513742and lose it Friday
>>85513812i stoploss then gain back more money sometimes. its not gambling. its more like waiting for someone to make a purchase
>>85513655security won't let you in without pants on
>>85513831and then you gogain it and lose it all 4 days later again and again and again
>>85513848i figured pants were implied but good point i should have said my full outfit god no wonder no one will sleep with me im hopeless!!!
>>85513919>gogain???>again and again and againdo your have autism. are you actually retarded?
>>85513935are YOU retarded?
>>85513990no u
>>85514036takes one to know one
latest kf feature is a wild read
>>85514051why are you awake at 3 in the morning
>>85514139i though umbreyeen was in the same timezone as me wtf
all my joints hurt from being 30+ years old
>>85514163start exercising, they'll still hurt but not as mucht. 39 in 2 weeks oh god what have i done with my life
>>85514189i DO try to exercise sometimes and it only makes them hurt more i think
>>85513446who did you pay
>>85514194you have to set up an agony routine to get used to it then when you burn out and skip 2 weeks you really feel it
>>85514144i wish they would stop stalking me
>>85514247by they do you mean me i only reply to you
>>85514284*systematically demolishes israel*
>>85514298i dont care about that
oh
yeah
>>85514238i dont know how to do that i only know how to do 10 push ups every 5 months and overeating 4 times a week
>>85514163You can try dead hangs, if you can do themIt helped me *a lot* with chronic joint painsTho I do also work out on the sideI’d recommend doing a really basic routine, that you’re comfortable with, for a startEven if it’s difficult, everybody gotta start somewhere
>>85514389i have started 100 times starting isnt my issue its doing it more than 1 week
>>85514419Maybe you’re starting with something that’s too hard to begin with ?Idk what to tell you possyIt’s a case in which consistency is wayy more important than actual volume
>>85514346i bit the bullet and went to the gym but i mostly jog a mile and do 80%body weigh bench and squats, dont really recommend roping yourself into a subscription you dont want but it helps you keep a habit if you "feel obligated". im also a twig (with a gut now because im old)
>>85508854mornings are hard too, but for another reason>>85508869no weight doesn't pin me down good, nothing substantial to wrap my legs around>>85508884if only
>>85514419then do it for a week, then find some other activity to do for a week, then when that gets boring.....
so anyways, this is me..
gross.png
well i ate a big bowl of soup so i cant do any exercise now my stomach urts
>>85514719he hasn't even used it yet
the screaming soicilian stuff crust actually wasn't bad
i gotta get all my stupid lore ideas and crush them down into actual stories with characters and stuff
>>85514816did you wear the pop-out mustache
im terminally addicted to marryjewsauna
>>85514898almost, but then i remembered doing it 5 years ago looking in the mirror and throwing it straight into the trash then so stopped popping it loose
>>85514959grownup poss is responsiblehis whimsy has left him behind
>>855149221 more week and ill by trimming up mine, youre free to come try it out with me
otter bf...
>>85514980regrettably true :(
it's fascinating what people like when they think their likes are private
selling my hyenas on possbay because ill never be a thread celebritywhore or have a pbf
>>85513075he's even doing that mouth thing. extreme copium.
>>85515053like what?
>>85515120fetish pornography mostly
cant believe poss found out my e621 likes were fetish porn
oh god i subbed to a patreon while jerking off
>>85515292you already said this
for you <3
i hope you all fucking die
>>85515407me too
>>85515314mm breakfast
entire family saw my steam activity report "Playing Drag'n Wash"
>>85515580why the fuck does your family know your steam account?
>>85515604i was livestreaming on the family reunion projector
>>85515407i hope you all fucking diet. fat pieces of SHIT.
OOOOOUUUGH
>>85515638>family reunionhumiliation ritual. id rather play dead next to a necrophile than to see my relatives and have them ask me about my life
>>85515667whats worse, family reunion or high school reunion?
when i pee in my cage i pee over my balls and it feels weird folding the toilet paper into neat little pads and pad-pad dabbing myself drylike it feels really fancy but also kind of grotty at the same time
>>85515680now that is a question, aint it?
get my money upkiss a bunny scut
we stopped getting invited to family reunions since that link to the other side got broken when mom was deemed a harlot for not wanting to marry my dead stepdads suicidal alcoholic brother
>>85515954>dead stepdads suicidal alcoholic brothersound like my pbf
>>85515712yeah thats kindof unavoidable possy, even the pokeball cage with its one hole and better aim might still dribble on your balls a little, but hey at least its not that much hassle dabbing hahaa diaper would soak it all up automatically though
saw this meme and thought of you /haha/
>>85516120thank you
>>85515580>>85515638none of them know what that is
>>85516243they know what a big floppy dragon cock and balls are though.. all the kids laughed when he came...
>poss finds out one of his cagegroomers was a diaperfag
>>85515642im TRYING but candy and beer and ice cream existrsim sorry im sorry im sorry
>>85516270ill assume youre just baiting because no one can be this stupid and still not get kicked out
>>85516342i bought them all a copy..........gram gram even sent me a thank you message!
>>85510557damn, I guess me and my bf don't exist
>>85516374not if its an ldr
>gram gram has 100% achievement completion in drag'n washO.O
>>85516120i feel that
>empty energy drink cans all over my room, on the floor, on my desk
>>85516384>me in Budapest>him in Krakówwhy is life so cruel
>>85516419This, but with yogurt cups.
>>85516419this but 3 water bottles and 1 schweppes bottle
*cries really loud for attention*
>>85516452ok>calls the pest exterminators
realizing im into predator/prey but as the eater and not the eatenmeat is delicious
>>85516419this but 5 cups of coffee worth of caffeine surging through my strained heart
>>85516429I feel you
>>85516514worst part is, I gotta go through sl*vakia
>>85516522so how do i get the foggy film off the inside of my windshield because windex fuckin sucks
just hurt my thigh bad trying to do a sumo stomp
>>85516522i don't clean my cups. i just reuse the same cup over and over. after i drink a cup of tomato juice, i fill it up with soda. after soda, a cup of milk. after the milk, a cup of juice. etc.
>>85516605perpetual stew
>>85516605um you should probably wash them sometimes a little biti wash my coffee/tea cup a few times a year
>>85516522just rub off the moisture with a towel as fast as possible after applying your chemicals and shit. its like the wolfos in zelda oot
they should make dragn wash but instead of tbhonestly ugly lizzers they should be likecute instead
