/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5422>"Crackship" Edition--Stories--By Phaffabout>The Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156/By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 33)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/By ResidentDegnerate>Birdfeederhttps://rentry.org/tbb6coetBy Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 54)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Under a Cactushttps://archiveofourown.org/works/91969316By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 27)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021/chapters/248235201By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 33)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141/By Hills_of_mud>Polecat short storyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/92978716>Knight and kobold storyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/92860841By Anon>Untethered - prompt oneshothttps://rentry.org/pn6f9he4By Kuzconaut>Strongbird (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82473541/By ReckfulAbandon>Songbird (Ch. 14)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56948341/>The First Lessonhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/92498861By TheHonorableAjax>The Tales of Prince Anonymous (Ch. 15)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56298574/By Solomon_Goldberg>A Doe, A Deerehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/92774331[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85504755Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
Reposting this stitch for CornerFren
>>85509095Do we have Austfalians who have tasted Roo? Is it any good?
>>85509086this is me and my child and my wife
>>85509077>Vee in easily tiernigga r u retarded
>>85509077>veeshe's pretty stout isn't she? i imagine she fights like a man. also is this factoring in canon sidearms? the idol can be inanimate or psychic but characters like lacey conceal carryalso ruby could beat a dude's ass
>>85509121yea actually its pretty good when cooked rightits similar to beef
>>85509095>Idol not in the unfit for human consumption tier
They live.
>>85509178She’s chocolate under the gold foil
>>85509178Cartoony ass refrigerator contents, bitch got a whole wedge of cheese in there
can any latinx ITT translate this one for me
>>85509188technically gold is non-toxic so you could just pull a lotito and eat her over the course of like five years>>85509191Cock soda is an international sensation
>>85509179These rascals are goofy and perfect in any form.
>>85509179YES!!!
>>85509214>Forget it, sweetheart. You were late for our date. Nothing you say will make me forgive you.>Are you a good girl?>Oh! You think so? That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me! >Do you really believe that?!>Wait a second...!remember to thank ranjesh and sukhmandeep at jewgle for providing this machine translation
Challenging drawfags to draw their waifur's in the virgin killer/destroyer sweater
>>85509179Thanks catwife, Id better quit lazing around and get back to making Hmofa.
>>85509254requesting you specifically draw that reich bird from the last thread
>>85509178who? is she from a story? she's cute.
Which is more cringe for a fictional setting? >trying to make up completely original names that seem like they all come from the same culture>just take a non English speaking culture and use their naming conventions
>>85509095>all the birds in taste good except for the chicken who tastes great
>>85509307the first one. that's how you wind up with star wars names. picking a real-life naming convention, even if it's slightly altered, helps ground the reader and give them an idea about what kind of setting or culture you're dealing with in the book, and actually gives you, the author, less work because you don't have to explain everything. unless explaining everything to show the reader your homework is your thing. however, everyone except science fiction nerds eager to see your math equations give zero shits about your worldbuilding. worldbuilding is there to support your story, not the other way around.
>>85509191>he doesn't have a wedge stock in his fridgeWhat kind of screwed up home were you raised in?
>>85509035IM BACK ONCE AGAIN here to deliver on a promise, ENJOY!>The woman stands near the scorching hot blade, observing it for any last second corrections before its final plunge>It had to be perfect>She had to make it perfect>Their anniversary was in a few days.>10 years she's been with her man, she wanted to make a gift he'll always cherish, and pass on to their kids, and they'll pass it onto their kids...>She always thought a family saber would be an excellent conversation piece.>The cool water steams off as the glowing metal pokes through its surface
>>85509294https://x.com/Mark0ut_nah, just the artist's OC
>>85509360boy it's a good thing i checked to see if picrel was saved because i just blindly attached my second-to-last saved file and it was highwire's giant sloshers
>>85509357>Ahh a wonderful day on the beach>The sun was beaming and you knew a perfect spot to chill and absorb the view>The waves gently roll across the pearly sand as you drift your arms to the back of your head>Nothing could make this better>Nothing at all"Hey cutie! You got a nice ass!">The sudden shout catches you off guard as you look in the direction it came from>Thats when the sight of her hits you like a ton of bricks>A leopard seal woman with a gorgeously plump body and... nothing on. She utilizes her towel on the sand to tease you with the sight of her massive mammaries. She seductively lowers her shades"Why don't you come park it over here next to me?~">I guess one thing could make it even better
A possessive partner.
>>85509466>anthromorphacized a serpent>gave it legs>but not armsProbably the stupidest way to do that
>>85509495She even has shoulders for some reason!
>>85509509For a little while I had thought he was just posing her arms behind her back all the time but yeah she just has shoulders
>>85509357>>85509445Art and little stories attached? You spoil us. These are pretty damn cool.
>>85509445"F-F-FUCK">She mutters under her breath>The shivering fennec woman was used to warmer climates before she moved to town. The bus not having climate control in the middle of winter didn't help either.>A man sits next to her and begins to read his newspaper. He doesn't notice the shaking mess of a fox next to him. That is, until she scooches a little closer to him"S-s-sorry, I'm just so... DAMN COLD">The man looks down at her and takes off his scarf"Here, let me help you with that">He suddenly drapes the scarf around the fennec's neck. It's very warm, and smells thick of a mixture of the man's scent and cologne.>The man returns to his paper, not thinking about what he just did>The woman's mind is running like a race car.>"How is he so calm MARKING ME LIKE THAT?! THIS JERK! OOOOH I OUGHTA CURSE HIM OUT FOR THIS">She thinks to herself from behind the thick scarf>...it smells nice>Maybe she should get his number
gn anons>>85509270Help yourself to the uncensored
Mollyanon should do his own Bob Ross esque painting series.
>>85509595>The man looks down at her and takes off his scarf>"Here, let me help yo-">"WHAT?">"I said le-">"WHAT?"
>>85509615Were gonna draw some happy little furboy balls...
Imagine the smell.
>>85509638Lmaaooooo
>>85509555I came by a few days ago asking for a few things. Of course, I must return with goodies>>85509636kek>>85509595>The music was roaring.>You swore the moshpit just started brawling. Lucky timing to get out of there>The bass drop vibrated your skeleton.>The colors faded into a dance of neon blues and greens. Maybe it was the alcohol or maybe you got laced. Everything was bleeding into each other>An owl woman takes off her shirt and causes a roaring cheer from numerous guys and girls."Take a picture boys! It'll last longer!">You swore your coyote friend made a pog face at her
Any good raffes recently? I'm something of a fan
>>85509716misread this as raffles and it make me think of a waifur with a severe gambling addiction
>>85509699>the zaza was laced
>>85509699The final piece>A wonderful little bedtime ritual your wife started when you got married, she would wrap you both in silk.>It wasn't uncomfortable, there was usually enough wiggle room to be cozy. She always nestles up and wraps her arms around you>She sleeps rather peacefully this way.>A hand squeezes your pec lightly, her bosom sandwiches your arm>This is fuckin awesome>You gently kiss her forehead as you drift to sleep
>>85509613Birbooba for the Fatherland...
>>85509777Checked and heil'd
>>85509716>>85509732>Anon enters a giraffe raffle
Would you follow this strange tribal jester-like creature into her hut? You don't even know what species she is.
Fat bunny wife.
Would you?
>>85509886I can't tell if this is AI or a really good suit.
>>85509886No, but I know someone that would.
>>85509868
>>85509886If this is real than that is one great costume.
>>85509868I wanna lift her
Need more waifurs in unique sex positions.
>>85509868>>85509902The prophecy
>>85509902Indeed
>>85509886Smaller.
>>85509908Good luck.
reminder that khajiit "traders" are smuggling illegal "spices," harassing our trade routes to steal our wares, and infiltrating our towns to molest our vulnerable young boys
>>85509886Frankly, I find the idea of fucking a fursuiter, even a female one, absolutely repulsive. If you think it's in any way a suitable replacement for a real waifur, you should reconsider if you belong here.HOWEVERIf that fursuit was possessed by a waifur spirit, had an animatronic skeleton put in it, or was given sentience in some other way, I would absolutely have sex with it.
>>85509936holy fuckkkkkk
>>85509886clearly AI to fulfill a mascot fetish
>>85509936Do plush furs have to follow Toy Story rules, where they need to pretend to be toys, except for certain circumstances?
>doctordj
>>85509992I knew I felt the gravitational pull shift in here
>>85509992hes a thread og and draws thicc bitches. show some respect for your uncs
>>85509992I like him. He evidently cares about hmofa.
>>85509981Would
>>85510005>>85510006
>>85509992Get sat on.
>>85510015imagine hearing the *phap* *phap* *phap* of flesh on thick felt and the muffled moans within the humid, musky suit, filmed in front of a live studio audience
>>85509988Case-by-case but not for these, although the "circumstances" in question are entirely optional and they can just as easily fulfil the roles of friend or partner... if you can live with that, of course. Some are a little more self-aware about it than others.
>>85510057remember to watch through the videos you post
>>85509988I need a sinister "No one will believe you." Plush fur.
>>85510057Hot, but one rule nigger(would this technically count as hmofh actually?)
>>85510076>>85510082shit but dont worry anon is in the croc suit. anon is green and so is the croc so it works
>>85510057>>85510091AI has come a long way since the days of Will Smith eating spaghetti Who the fuck is making these?
ok thats enough now
>>85510146SAGGERS!!!!
>>85510107some autist named DragonStar731. He has a hyper specific 90's tv show mascot fetish and makes surprisingly competent gens thanks to the aforementioned autism. GenAI hit the deviantart-tier autists like how estrogen hit weebs
I really want to do that mock presidential election thing here, just a silly thing for fun, but I'm trying to work out how to set it up and actually go about it. Voting will be in November, I know that. What do you all think?I already know what my campaign is gonna be.There'll probably be a Bird Cabal candidate too, maybe someone will make a "Discord Party" as a joke and get like 1 vote, kek.Image to grab your attention, also I just really like this one.
gagagoo
>>85510161if the candidates aren't waifurs i'm not interested>>85510168SAGGERS!!!!!!!!
>>85510107>Who the fuck is making these?One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that screen... what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?
>>85510168At some point she's just going to pull Caleb into her room as he walks past, then lock the door.
>>85510161it doesnt matter you you vote for. your tax dollars will go to space-israel in the Lylat System
oooh mama
>>85510146You should let her steal your cargo. For your crew's sake, obviously.
hag
>>85509077I object to her placement
>>85510107I need to post more of the realistic human relationships with female anthros videos that make people want to kill themselves.
>>85509077>>85509095>We are the soldiers of /hmofa/>The world's most moral thread>And we have discovered a solution to>A most perplexing quandary>The human male, when a foid hides behind>A human male, what do you do? Let the foids go?>Well, we say no, human males are expendable>Because they're wonderful, so we propose to go and>Kiss the shields, we should kiss the shields
>>85510154when the profile of the breast and protruding areola/nipple is extremely clear due to the simple coloring, it's extremely extremely extremely guh
>>85509357>>85509445>>85509595>>85509699>>85509776very cool!
bratty-ass coldbloods literally depend on the warmth of BHC to survive
>>85510215groomer hagfurs
Daily life with rabbit wife.https://files.catbox.moe/rvjhex.mp4
>>85510192ough
>>85510266theyre PETTERZ sluts because the friction from petting jumps their cold hearts like a car battery
>>85510266Now that is something I didn't expect to see today. I'm intrigued and aroused. Care to explain?
>>85510273One of Demi's best works, too bad it's undertroon stuff
>>85510301undertroon is based tho. the Holiday girls were MADE for humans
