/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5422>"Crackship" Edition--Stories--By Phaffabout>The Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156/By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 33)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/By ResidentDegnerate>Birdfeederhttps://rentry.org/tbb6coetBy Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 54)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Under a Cactushttps://archiveofourown.org/works/91969316By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 27)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021/chapters/248235201By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 33)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141/By Hills_of_mud>Polecat short storyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/92978716>Knight and kobold storyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/92860841By Anon>Untethered - prompt oneshothttps://rentry.org/pn6f9he4By Kuzconaut>Strongbird (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82473541/By ReckfulAbandon>Songbird (Ch. 14)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56948341/>The First Lessonhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/92498861By TheHonorableAjax>The Tales of Prince Anonymous (Ch. 15)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56298574/By Solomon_Goldberg>A Doe, A Deerehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/92774331[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85504755Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
Reposting this stitch for CornerFren
>>85509095Do we have Austfalians who have tasted Roo? Is it any good?
>>85509086this is me and my child and my wife
>>85509077>Vee in easily tiernigga r u retarded
>>85509077>veeshe's pretty stout isn't she? i imagine she fights like a man. also is this factoring in canon sidearms? the idol can be inanimate or psychic but characters like lacey conceal carryalso ruby could beat a dude's ass
>>85509121yea actually its pretty good when cooked rightits similar to beef
>>85509095>Idol not in the unfit for human consumption tier
They live.
>>85509178She’s chocolate under the gold foil
>>85509178Cartoony ass refrigerator contents, bitch got a whole wedge of cheese in there
can any latinx ITT translate this one for me
>>85509188technically gold is non-toxic so you could just pull a lotito and eat her over the course of like five years>>85509191Cock soda is an international sensation
>>85509179These rascals are goofy and perfect in any form.
>>85509179YES!!!
>>85509214>Forget it, sweetheart. You were late for our date. Nothing you say will make me forgive you.>Are you a good girl?>Oh! You think so? That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me! >Do you really believe that?!>Wait a second...!remember to thank ranjesh and sukhmandeep at jewgle for providing this machine translation
Challenging drawfags to draw their waifur's in the virgin killer/destroyer sweater
>>85509179Thanks catwife, Id better quit lazing around and get back to making Hmofa.
>>85509254requesting you specifically draw that reich bird from the last thread
>>85509178who? is she from a story? she's cute.
Which is more cringe for a fictional setting? >trying to make up completely original names that seem like they all come from the same culture>just take a non English speaking culture and use their naming conventions
>>85509095>all the birds in taste good except for the chicken who tastes great
>>85509307the first one. that's how you wind up with star wars names. picking a real-life naming convention, even if it's slightly altered, helps ground the reader and give them an idea about what kind of setting or culture you're dealing with in the book, and actually gives you, the author, less work because you don't have to explain everything. unless explaining everything to show the reader your homework is your thing. however, everyone except science fiction nerds eager to see your math equations give zero shits about your worldbuilding. worldbuilding is there to support your story, not the other way around.
>>85509191>he doesn't have a wedge stock in his fridgeWhat kind of screwed up home were you raised in?
>>85509035IM BACK ONCE AGAIN here to deliver on a promise, ENJOY!>The woman stands near the scorching hot blade, observing it for any last second corrections before its final plunge>It had to be perfect>She had to make it perfect>Their anniversary was in a few days.>10 years she's been with her man, she wanted to make a gift he'll always cherish, and pass on to their kids, and they'll pass it onto their kids...>She always thought a family saber would be an excellent conversation piece.>The cool water steams off as the glowing metal pokes through its surface
>>85509294https://x.com/Mark0ut_nah, just the artist's OC
>>85509360boy it's a good thing i checked to see if picrel was saved because i just blindly attached my second-to-last saved file and it was highwire's giant sloshers
>>85509357>Ahh a wonderful day on the beach>The sun was beaming and you knew a perfect spot to chill and absorb the view>The waves gently roll across the pearly sand as you drift your arms to the back of your head>Nothing could make this better>Nothing at all"Hey cutie! You got a nice ass!">The sudden shout catches you off guard as you look in the direction it came from>Thats when the sight of her hits you like a ton of bricks>A leopard seal woman with a gorgeously plump body and... nothing on. She utilizes her towel on the sand to tease you with the sight of her massive mammaries. She seductively lowers her shades"Why don't you come park it over here next to me?~">I guess one thing could make it even better
A possessive partner.
>>85509466>anthromorphacized a serpent>gave it legs>but not armsProbably the stupidest way to do that
>>85509495She even has shoulders for some reason!
>>85509509For a little while I had thought he was just posing her arms behind her back all the time but yeah she just has shoulders
>>85509357>>85509445Art and little stories attached? You spoil us. These are pretty damn cool.
>>85509445"F-F-FUCK">She mutters under her breath>The shivering fennec woman was used to warmer climates before she moved to town. The bus not having climate control in the middle of winter didn't help either.>A man sits next to her and begins to read his newspaper. He doesn't notice the shaking mess of a fox next to him. That is, until she scooches a little closer to him"S-s-sorry, I'm just so... DAMN COLD">The man looks down at her and takes off his scarf"Here, let me help you with that">He suddenly drapes the scarf around the fennec's neck. It's very warm, and smells thick of a mixture of the man's scent and cologne.>The man returns to his paper, not thinking about what he just did>The woman's mind is running like a race car.>"How is he so calm MARKING ME LIKE THAT?! THIS JERK! OOOOH I OUGHTA CURSE HIM OUT FOR THIS">She thinks to herself from behind the thick scarf>...it smells nice>Maybe she should get his number
gn anons>>85509270Help yourself to the uncensored
Mollyanon should do his own Bob Ross esque painting series.
>>85509595>The man looks down at her and takes off his scarf>"Here, let me help yo-">"WHAT?">"I said le-">"WHAT?"
>>85509615Were gonna draw some happy little furboy balls...
Imagine the smell.
>>85509638Lmaaooooo
>>85509555I came by a few days ago asking for a few things. Of course, I must return with goodies>>85509636kek>>85509595>The music was roaring.>You swore the moshpit just started brawling. Lucky timing to get out of there>The bass drop vibrated your skeleton.>The colors faded into a dance of neon blues and greens. Maybe it was the alcohol or maybe you got laced. Everything was bleeding into each other>An owl woman takes off her shirt and causes a roaring cheer from numerous guys and girls."Take a picture boys! It'll last longer!">You swore your coyote friend made a pog face at her
Any good raffes recently? I'm something of a fan
>>85509716misread this as raffles and it make me think of a waifur with a severe gambling addiction
>>85509699>the zaza was laced
>>85509699The final piece>A wonderful little bedtime ritual your wife started when you got married, she would wrap you both in silk.>It wasn't uncomfortable, there was usually enough wiggle room to be cozy. She always nestles up and wraps her arms around you>She sleeps rather peacefully this way.>A hand squeezes your pec lightly, her bosom sandwiches your arm>This is fuckin awesome>You gently kiss her forehead as you drift to sleep
>>85509613Birbooba for the Fatherland...
>>85509777Checked and heil'd
>>85509716>>85509732>Anon enters a giraffe raffle
Would you follow this strange tribal jester-like creature into her hut? You don't even know what species she is.
Fat bunny wife.
Would you?
>>85509886I can't tell if this is AI or a really good suit.
>>85509886No, but I know someone that would.
>>85509868
>>85509886If this is real than that is one great costume.
>>85509868I wanna lift her
Need more waifurs in unique sex positions.
>>85509868>>85509902The prophecy
>>85509902Indeed
>>85509886Smaller.
>>85509908Good luck.
reminder that khajiit "traders" are smuggling illegal "spices," harassing our trade routes to steal our wares, and infiltrating our towns to molest our vulnerable young boys
>>85509886Frankly, I find the idea of fucking a fursuiter, even a female one, absolutely repulsive. If you think it's in any way a suitable replacement for a real waifur, you should reconsider if you belong here.HOWEVERIf that fursuit was possessed by a waifur spirit, had an animatronic skeleton put in it, or was given sentience in some other way, I would absolutely have sex with it.
>>85509936holy fuckkkkkk
>>85509886clearly AI to fulfill a mascot fetish
>>85509936Do plush furs have to follow Toy Story rules, where they need to pretend to be toys, except for certain circumstances?
>doctordj
>>85509992I knew I felt the gravitational pull shift in here
>>85509992hes a thread og and draws thicc bitches. show some respect for your uncs
>>85509992I like him. He evidently cares about hmofa.
>>85509981Would
>>85510005>>85510006
>>85509992Get sat on.
>>85510015imagine hearing the *phap* *phap* *phap* of flesh on thick felt and the muffled moans within the humid, musky suit, filmed in front of a live studio audience
>>85509988Case-by-case but not for these, although the "circumstances" in question are entirely optional and they can just as easily fulfil the roles of friend or partner... if you can live with that, of course. Some are a little more self-aware about it than others.
>>85510057remember to watch through the videos you post
>>85509988I need a sinister "No one will believe you." Plush fur.
>>85510057Hot, but one rule nigger(would this technically count as hmofh actually?)
>>85510076>>85510082shit but dont worry anon is in the croc suit. anon is green and so is the croc so it works
>>85510057>>85510091AI has come a long way since the days of Will Smith eating spaghetti Who the fuck is making these?
ok thats enough now
>>85510146SAGGERS!!!!
>>85510107some autist named DragonStar731. He has a hyper specific 90's tv show mascot fetish and makes surprisingly competent gens thanks to the aforementioned autism. GenAI hit the deviantart-tier autists like how estrogen hit weebs
I really want to do that mock presidential election thing here, just a silly thing for fun, but I'm trying to work out how to set it up and actually go about it. Voting will be in November, I know that. What do you all think?I already know what my campaign is gonna be.There'll probably be a Bird Cabal candidate too, maybe someone will make a "Discord Party" as a joke and get like 1 vote, kek.Image to grab your attention, also I just really like this one.
gagagoo
>>85510161if the candidates aren't waifurs i'm not interested>>85510168SAGGERS!!!!!!!!
>>85510107>Who the fuck is making these?One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that screen... what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?
>>85510168At some point she's just going to pull Caleb into her room as he walks past, then lock the door.
>>85510161it doesnt matter you you vote for. your tax dollars will go to space-israel in the Lylat System
oooh mama
>>85510146You should let her steal your cargo. For your crew's sake, obviously.
hag
>>85509077I object to her placement
>>85510107I need to post more of the realistic human relationships with female anthros videos that make people want to kill themselves.
>>85509077>>85509095>We are the soldiers of /hmofa/>The world's most moral thread>And we have discovered a solution to>A most perplexing quandary>The human male, when a foid hides behind>A human male, what do you do? Let the foids go?>Well, we say no, human males are expendable>Because they're wonderful, so we propose to go and>Kiss the shields, we should kiss the shields
>>85510154when the profile of the breast and protruding areola/nipple is extremely clear due to the simple coloring, it's extremely extremely extremely guh
>>85509357>>85509445>>85509595>>85509699>>85509776very cool!
bratty-ass coldbloods literally depend on the warmth of BHC to survive
>>85510215groomer hagfurs
Daily life with rabbit wife.https://files.catbox.moe/rvjhex.mp4
>>85510192ough
>>85510266theyre PETTERZ sluts because the friction from petting jumps their cold hearts like a car battery
>>85510266Now that is something I didn't expect to see today. I'm intrigued and aroused. Care to explain?
>>85510273One of Demi's best works, too bad it's undertroon stuff
>>85510301undertroon is based tho. the Holiday girls were MADE for humans
>>85510299harecels are a problem around the world
>>85510285where are the ten kids they would have together?
>>85510266>edited it to B H C Newsbased v0idsstill need more 'bold FEET tho......
>>855102852 realHe deserves the chewing out for being a CoDfag in this day and age though
>>85509850She cute
>>85510290
>>85510234>Egypt obsessed pood>IsraeliHuh?
>>85510301complaining about deltarune/undertale while complimenting demidoggo's work is like complimenting the sky but wishing there wasn't a giant-ass ball of plasma burning your retinas every time you looked at it
>>85510336Kris got doelested so hard he tried to larp as a they/them to cope with the mindbending dry orgasms, just to get HOLIDAY'D by Carol to help her cope with Dess's disappearance
>>85510380damn meant for >>85510356
>>85510380Wtf is this tranny art
>>85510374>implying that we go outside
>>85510300Cocky-wocky make 'boldy-woldy not diey-wiey. Subscribed to BHC Monthly Newsletter for more information!
>>85510285Man, Minhee would have such a fun time at Wal-Mart climbing the shelves. I think we'd also need to eat outside lest the kids take up the entire food court.
>>85510399dumb post
>>85510314>hagliterally married>"pedo"dated azzie>the noellelesbo or /collared/ route
>>85510285My godThey made 79 Call of Duty games
>>85510390ANTLERED so hard he got his pronounces taken away
Night Goblins from Warhammer Fantasy but they're a bunch of buncels who refuse to leave their cluttered, messy, subterranean warrens except during the night (partly because they're all so pale and not used to sunlight so they don't like it)They come out when Da Bad Moon rises to raid nearby villages to try and get humie boyfriends.
>>85510432>pronouncespronouns fuck im tired
>>85510374I like the sky, and the sun isn't always shining. I much prefer the moon and the stars.
>>85510285>Wake up Anon>Remember what was taken from you
>>85510435imagine them warring with the skavencels
>>85510402You're frightening me, this isn't how normal people speak.
>>85510435I like the idea of a group of crazy, mushroom-eating bnuuys that wear pointed hats and swing iron balls around on chains
>>85510450I much prefer to take everything that seems like fun, then stir it all up and when I'm done, radda-radda-radda-radda-ra-ra-radda.
>>85510402I like this shortstack.
>>85510266>>85510402Noelle model NEVER
HidIgnoredReportedDoxxedPizza on its wayAlso I fucked your mother
Unrelenting Almighty Catastrophic BHC Eradication upon all waifurs.
>>85510487imagine the political scandal if everyone finds out that the only human in town was profiled and HOOVED by the Holiday ladies
>>85510487
>>85510497>Pizza on its waywhat are the toppings tho
Waifurs that sigh a lot.
>>85510502>his name is kris>easy to turn his name into krismas>literally like catnip for the christmas fetish reindeer
>>85510502>BatersonThat's not, no, surely not the same
>>85510501>Please refrain from doing so in the future.nigga that picture has been out for like three days and he ain't even the only one who's posted it in the thread, get your ass back in the server and wipe rocknamn's crusty ass
>>85510487i want my ass eaten by a muzzled bitch
>>85510502>>85510356>>85510273i've written drafts or outlines for stories with similar premise several times before, and the problem every time is how the relationship goes forward after the first encounter. how do they keep it secret, and when does it end? she's only going to get older, and her looks and capabilities for sex will drop off a cliff at some point and the guy has to move on. you could write a short green here and there about the first time or one of their "regular" sessions, but there really isn't any story beyond the casual, taboo sex scenes.
>>85510501I can't even remember the last time you posted one of your comms in the thread. This isn't like leaking Patreon art, dipshit. It's public.
>>85510501you are part of the problem.
>the Holidays take all the heat when Toriel enabled this by adopting Kris, ensuring that he'd be the only human in hometown>>85510544>the problem every time is how the relationship goes forward after the first encounter. how do they keep it secret, and when does it end? she's only going to get older, and her looks and capabilities for sex will drop off a cliff at some point and the guy has to move on.Exactly. A relationship like this is a ticking time bomb, unless Carol ensures that Kris PROCEEDs the lesbian out Noelle. Theres an element of tragedy, nevertheless.
>>85510501https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/image/HcM-kmI9dGJ9_hdG7qP0_g/Kinda late to the draw on that one bud
There's a part of this one song that I've always carried with me into every creative project. Not the whole song, but just this part:https://youtu.be/zYFlVFqtrOE?t=279(or from 4:40 onward)There's this really cool tempo shift; opens up with the narrator describing the dead body he saw in a parking lot to this other character. The other guy says, "You know, you wouldn't believe the kind of things I saw stationed when stationed overseas."I think the messaging thereafter about how this friend can find ways to smile despite the things he's seen, the really tense guitar work, and the honest dialogue the narrator has with himself kinda feel like the conclusion to a movie. Fitting, because this is a closer to the album (pic related cause birb). Very good energy in this one. Intense song, and incredible band. Worth checking out for people who love great lyric-writing.Goodnight /hmofa/
>>85505556i censored the paws. here is the stoat, sitting in a room while a snowstorm that i did not draw rages outside in a blanket and jacket because comfy
>>85510501You mean art that has been out for 3 days?
>>85510586>saw stationed when stationed overseas."GOD I need to go to bed. Fuck, sorry
>>85510501Nigger kill yourself
>>85510464Canon, true, and save me Sigmar-sama.
why is anthrolover in a discord server for writers and artists anyway
>>85510501>that tuftOOOOOHHHHHH
>>85510435>I see a bad moon risinghttps://youtube.com/watch?v=SuRCxakQt-c
>>85510593Cute and comfy. That's a vibe.
Damn, the shitposter sure is trying REALLY hard with all of this samefagging lol
>>85510428Bound to happen eventually.
>>85510593>i censored the paws.Absolute fiend... but she's all cozy and wrapped up, so I can't take that away from her.
>>85510638You are why things will never improve.
>three posts in under a minute = samefaggingtake a seat pal, you're washed
why am I so attracted to bitchy, Karen-esque waifurs
>>85510501why did you pay for a close-up of the man's dick that takes up a quarter of the page? do you like cock that much, or is that supposed to be your self-insert so you just HAD to shove it in the face of everyone who saw it?
>>85510672like imagine a pugnacious fluffy bitch calling (you) a brand new slur
>>85510501be wary of bad faith replies that want you te leave the general. its a tried and true method of killing threads by trolls>>85510680>is that supposed to be your self-insert so you just HAD to shove it in the face of everyone who saw it?its hmofa its all self inserts
>>85510501Also you said nothing the last time it was posted.
>>85510699For once, I don't think all of those were necessarily bad faith
>>85510699Oh my god shut the fuck up, that dude has all the money and time in the world to comm people, repost it on his twitter and presumably save the full-res HQ original directly from the artist, but he doesn't have the time to post it to the thread as it was completed and announce the fact, thereby erasing the need to save shitty Twitter compressed versions like >>85509917 is, no, his ass needs three and a half whole days and three reposts in the general later to come out and say "Don't post my commissions before me." as if he can control who posts what with zero sincerity or irony in his tonebike clean off a cliff and never be seen again
>>85510545 >>85510571>>85510580>>85510597>>85510528I know, I’ve been busy with my job lately. I don’t really care, but I don’t want a thread schizo pissed at me like when it happened with the comm graphiteanon did for me
>>85510716>thereby erasing the need to save shitty Twitter compressed versions likeActually I saved if from e621.
>>85510728okapis are so damn cute irlI need to hug one
>>85510699Why is there always a fucking simp going "it's le bad faith Oneguy™"
>>85510719You posted it publicly 3 days ago I don't even know what point you're trying to make
We love our Discordfags don't we folks
>>85510719then stfu?
>>85510728You ever going to do another story with your characters? I like them.
>>85510643here's the uncensored version. goodnight hmofa. don't stay up too late arguing
>>85510719none of this would have been a problem if you hadn't posted like you're butthurt about your comm getting posted, and telling people here what to do with the art that got posted on twitter already. you are the devolution of the OC DONUT STEEL artist, in that you don't even draw it yourself and yet have the temerity to tell people not to post it. it takes less than a minute to post your art with a comment like "hey look what i got made, isn't it great?" and leave. but you couldn't help yourself. you're not the only one who likes graphiteanon's art. if it gets posted, and it's good like we all expect it to be, someone else will post it here without your input.
>>85510719God I don't not care. Just don't come into a general and tell people what they're allowed to post and when. If it's that complicated, make a MEGA for your comms and drag-and-drop everything new you receive, AS it's received and pin it somewhere so people can check it periodically.
Haven't seen this done before with a pikachu girl.
>>85510719wasn't that caused by someone else posting it first before the artist did or... fuck man why am i pretending to care about some shitcorder's feelings.go away
>>85510719>I don't careBuddy you posted this 5 minutes ago >>85510501
>>85510586Not really my kind of music, but I enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing.
I want to rape this dog. I want to defile this dog. I want to break this dog. I want pin her down against a weapons crate and turn her well-kept fur into a matted mess as I yank her bow. I want to reduce her eyes, which once beamed with curiosity and optimism about the human race, to become sullen husks that teeter on the edge of breaking down at the mere mention of humanity as she lays in a puddle of discharge, conflicted on her feelings of love and violation. I want to rape Fay Spaniel.When I'm done ruining her holes, I want to force her to lap up all the juices off my cock. Then, I'll shove my superior human dick down her throat. Tears streaming down her face and muffled screams vibrating my dick, Fay will try to push back while gagging as I push in deeper before ramming like a piston against her muzzle until she's forced to take my second load. Finally satisfied, I'll pet her head and tell her she's a good girl and that she's where she belongs. Fay will then settle for being my personal bitch and will learn to love it, after awhile. The words FERAL BREEDING EVENT wouldn't even BEGIN to describe the primal, unhinged, and raw RAPE that would occur if I obtain visual contact with Fay Spaniel. I love her so fucking much. I want to fucking obliterate her tight barely legal virgin ebony cookie until it turns beet red, blistered, chaffed, and prolapsed. Fuck. I NEED FAY. I NEED TO TREAT HER LIKE A FILTHY DOG. I NEED TO VIOLENTLY RAPE AND BREED A LITTER INTO HER ALMOST LEGAL EBONY COOKIE. I NEED TO BREAK HER. I NEED TO IRREVERSIBLY CHANGE THE COURSE OF HER MILITARY CAREER AND LIFE WITH MY FUCKING COCK
>More gay dramaI'm gonna go back to jacking it to the thought of Sophie sneaking into Anon's room at night.
Sorry for my retarded response y’all
>>85510728That you, zzx? Remember her?
My Linux bait thread on /v/ just caught me a warn for off-topic, kek, janny deleted it.That kind of bait feels too easy though, it's practically guaranteed replies, had over 100 before it got deleted.I need to think of more good, controversial vidya stuff to bait with. I try to have standards, you know.Which waifur is most likely to bait on /v/? Probably Hannah, maaybee Minn.Don't know much about this buncel but she's cute.
>>85510811ok
>>85510760yesnew story in progress
>deletedkek
i want Fay to call me a "branch swinging furless alien freak monkey fuck" as I molest her small, perky tits
>>85510769Will do
>>85510728>>85510819HE RETURNS!
>>85510819Nice, is it going to be a continuation or another standalone kind of thing?
>>85510819YES YES YES!!
I sense a certain lack of patriotism among some of you.This has been noted.
>>85510822I realized what I said was fucking retarded. >>85510828
>>85510819Trisha aught to be Slut 3 given how much her and Slut 2 share in artwork and memetics.
>>85510849oh shit GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD BLESS THE CURRENT PRESIDENT WHO I REMEMBER
>>85510728>>85510819OH SHIT YOURE BACKhow it doin
