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roadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85528920
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meow
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>>85540056
>is your possum transgender?
the fuck
>>
i should whore it up
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i want to go home
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thinking about going to a taco bell next to a former chinese restaurant
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>>85540183
but poss
you are home
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me when mommy maidie doesn't tuck me into bed
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>>85540206
no, im in hell
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thinking about possy wossy
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>>85540303
*channels racc school of magic and casts "teleport to random point" on you*
let's see where you go :)
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>>85540331
/wilderness
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>>85540328
i could be your possy... *evil face* or your wossy
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I love you poss
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A!
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>>85540513
why arent they helping him
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B
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teenage sex
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>>85540589
yes
>>85540590
no
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>>85540590
i never had that either
never had comingg of age 18 year old romance
never had early 20s romance
never had late 20s romance
never had early 30s romance
on track to continue the trend because fuck my life
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>>85540588
he doesnt need help hes thriving
>>
i still don't get hatesex
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>>85540588
sink or swim
drip or drown
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>>85540056
mushie
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>>85540632
its rape but with hate like hape or rate
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storm warning so everyone must go grocery shopping immediately now now now go shopping at the same time as everyone else now!!!!
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>>85540467
thank you
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>>85540467
stop lying i know you hate me
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>>85540085
possums are tranny animal confirmed
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>>85540331
does your teleportation spell also work on his clothes or
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>>85540725
nah it'll rain tomorrow
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anyposs wants to be my pet on that new game
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>>85540331
/stuckinwall
no not the good way
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>>85540965
gay baby jail
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>>85540939
what new game
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>>85540858
I don't hate you
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>>85541013
wonderpaws
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>>85541013
if i understand it right: animal crossing but you can drink a magic potion and turn into an animal...
or you meant the name of the game? wonderpaws
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super el biba
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>>85541067
you hate me though
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a biba de biba de biba de thats all folks
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i lovingly hate you
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i hatefully love you
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i love sheefs
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you can't hate anyone until you love yourself
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sheef on sheef action
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>>85541092
>>85540939
this would go so fucking hard in a 3 week long discord erelationship where after week 1 you're thinking of buying a house with him and at the end of week 3 you ghost him out of nowhere
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you can't love anyone until you hate yourself
>>
Go on, make a thought-provoking post that is more effective than asking that. I double-dog dare you.
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htofds (human tongue on feral doggy sheath)
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the anchor in the scat thread is funny
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htifds (human tongue in feral doggy sheath)
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lots of [-] today
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crazy how lovense toys are the closest thing we have to portal sex
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made the mistake of watching a smash bros video and now my feed is full of smash bros drama
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hiss
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lots of good posts today thanks poss
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longing for death
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i liked this image from last thread
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59
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>>85541622
>>85541459
why are you doing the replyless reply thing
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>>85541540
i don't care for prominent buttholes
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because why would you not ever come to it like you knew whats what
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>>85541645
thats cool
i want to put my face right up in it and stick my tongue inside
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>>85541540
i feel nothing in regards to that image
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*flleshlights you off into your panties and cages you after you go soft*
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>>85541540
why are foxes
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>>85541683
same
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>>85541683
sorry i'm not into scat
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>>85541764
your loss
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>>85541191
I don't hate you either
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he hates me
he hates me not
he hates me
he hates me not
he hates me
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he hee
he hee not
hee hee
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true me, he hates you
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shut uppp
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[-]
>>
if you hide this post your wosser will stop working in youre sleep tonight
>>
sleepy after 13 hours of work yesterday but still have to work more tonight
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cooOoo
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>>85542037
you promise?
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>>85542037
[-][-][-][-][-][-][-][-][-]
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>>85541901
the king of pop lives
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>>85541645
i do
>>85541683
big same
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remembered there are local furries out right now having a good time but i can't join them because
a) i don't have a suit and i'd kms being a human while there were furries around
b) even if i had a suit i'd still be an autistic schizoid PD freak and not have any fun

my day would be much better if i didn't have this information, if i thought this was just something cool people did far away in another country and not something i was actively missing out on.
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>>85542090
why do they make you work so much poss
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you guys seeing this?
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>>85542352
b is endearing if you have a. let me know if you want any tips for getting a fursuit
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Tell the mystery about brushing brightly and brushing wrongly...
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>>85542394
is this a new poem maid
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Thank You.
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>>85542474
kys
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thanks a lot, really
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>>85542388
where would i start
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>>85542352
where are there local furries out right now having a good time
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>>85542493
thank you
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made a mistake buying a big plug
I get the idea to use it sometimes
then butthole hurts
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cis posses really be like
i'm getting top surgery
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>>85542567
you need small stuff to loosen up for big stuff you cant just only go big thats how you get hurt poss
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>>85540297
*Tucks you in* Sleep tight
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>>85542628
the problem is that it is larger than the hole in my pelvis, not that anything tears, just...
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i get hard thinking about u guys during the day (つω⊂* )
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BIG
BUFF
BARA
BOTTOMS
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>>85542517
https://fursuitreview.com/blog/what-is-a-fursuit-types-styles-padding/
https://getfursu.it/should-know
this can give you some good info
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>>85542676
prove it
>>
SEXY
STINKY
SEDUCTIVE
SKUNKS
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>>85542355
the show must go on
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ideally the pbf should treat me like a zandermanith picture
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>>85542352
PD?
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>>85542819
ntp but personality disorder
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>>85542836
pig disgusting
like 3dpd
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>>85542664
oh uh, yeah you dont want anything impossible either poss... i honestly wouldn't consider going over 3.5 in or whatever the large rex would be 3 inches though is very difficult you feel that no matter how much practice you've had
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>>85542897
rexposs returns!
this isn't the xl, but a cheap aliexpress plug
just measured it and it is like 3.5in
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saw a ford focus with a BD sticker on the back
should have honked at the guy and gave him a thumbs up maybe he coulda been my friend
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>>85543069
yeenethan vehicle...
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big furry boys with hair covering their eyes
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>>85542950
why did you buy a plug this big if you have no experience
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>>85543167
bruh
my toy box has about 80lbs of silicock in it, most of it overpriced
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>>85543167
can't a slut have aspirations
>>
mewtwo pokesona
>>
wots your biggest siliconed?
>>
might woss into a condom tonight
i have a custom condom from a concert but i want to save that one for a special occasion
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>>85543215
perhaps the most bottom coded pokesona possible
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>>85543280
>lucario
>meowscarada
>eevee
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>>85543245
either that xl rex or the old large chance (it is the new sizing scheme xl)
>>
should my first toy be a dildo or an onahole
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>>85543335
>when it's time to choose top or bottom spec
>>
fox boy
not femboy
just boy
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>>85543307
bluppy can easily top if desired
meow is a close contender but is too new to overthrow the king
eevee can literally be anything
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>>85543245
it's basically just thicker than two monster cans stacked on top of one another
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>>85543245
xl rex and chance but i can only take either halfway, larges i can go all the way down on haha
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>>85543380
yeah bluppy is bottom king theres no way he could ever deny bottom status
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>>85543383
normal sized soda can fits good
longer ones just fall out, can't walk around with it in there
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>>85543360
yeah please help me decide
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>>85543422
rubber dick more useful
cause hands are plenty good dick rubbers all their own
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bluppy, knot this possum >>85543408 right now
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>>85543422
get a faggot body onahole from bad dragon with visible balls and post vids of you plapping it and shooting your loads inside and then do closeups of it leaking out
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>>85543380
>bluppy can easily top if desired
only when he finds another bluppy whos more of a bottom than him
>eevee can literally be anything
theres ZERO eevee tops theyre all either bottoms or bottom leaning switches (only bottoms for more bottomy eevees)
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>>85543509
i like this idea
>>
what if i got a cumtube dildo and a male onahole and made videos of a huge knotted dick pounding a tight silicone hole and cumming deep into it
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Someone please post that webm of the rex knotting the rabbit onahole toy.
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it wasn't a rex
>>85543643
cumtubes are always a mistake
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>>85543803
why
theyre so hot
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>>85543803
God it's great, it's literally me
What toy was it?
>>
>>85543803
this is the horniest thing i've ever seen
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>>85543818
cleanup sucks

you end up giving yourself a lube enema and get to feeling sick
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>>85543803
me (on the right) and who? (on the left)
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>>85543451
giw
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>>85543844
billowing cavernous cumlube farts sound hot as fuck though
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>>85543818
imo theyre only really useful for getting on a smaller or duplicate dildo to give yourself a lubeshot then switching out otherwise theyre messy like the other poss said and the hose just gets in the way and if the syringe pops off (and it will) its over
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>>85543882
ah...cum_fart
ive wossed to that tag a good number of times
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>>85540725
this is a cute idea btw
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>>85541540
this fucker is my unofficial bf. i always think of him that way. i wish there was more of him…
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>>85544054
woah we have the same boyfriend thats crazy
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can't feel a cumtube throb as it shoots into you what's THE POINT
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>>85544160
unfortunately true
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>>85544160
you can sorta get that effect with an inflatable plug, but you need a squeeze ball instead of the pump, and you gotta fill the whole thing with water so when you squeeze it the squeeze transfers inside, since air is too compressable
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need a boy throbbing as he shoots into me
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>>85544215
p
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*does this to you*
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>hasn't checked the thread in 5hrs
>come back
>old thread pruned
>OP filled with some joke links
should I take benadryl and take a nap?
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>>85544276
the roadkill is at the very bottom isolated from the joke links
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>>85544253
hi would you
>>
ded fwed
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>>85544131
do you also like to imagine squeezing him like a squeeze toy and petting him roughly and kissing him and cumming from that and having sex with him in risky and dangerous public places
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>>85544700
yes except for the risky public sex im more of a cumming handsfree from sniffing and kissing and licking him
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>>85544700
>>85544833
based zoophiles
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>>85544833
omg me too me too i like that one too i just imagine he sometimes gets horny in public or notices i am and is like ok poss were gonna fuck now.
i pretend hes really good at not getting caught so its fine but scary in a fun way.
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>>85543803
memories of ztg...
>>
i need a fucking hobby man it's embarrassing how much time i spend jerking off
>>
>>85545041
you can jerk me off
or help me fix my shitty house
>>
https://x.com/prettyboylvlmax/status/2103240912411472176?s=46&t=nKD0AbMyqJhWS21Vzs_jvg
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>>85545244
virus
>>
>>85545041
jerk that guy off in his shitty house
>>
>>85545305
yes yes yes
ROMANCE
there will be cuddling
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>>85545116
>>85545305
i'm good on that no offense
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this is literally you
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i think the trend of video games punishing you for leaving is really stupid im playing to have fun i dont want to sit in a match for another 15 minutes getting farmed just so the other team can have fun
>>
>>85545586
i mean i do like mcr but thats basically it
>>
>wrote off Scav Prototype as a unity meme game
>some factorio youtuber said it was good now
>install demo
>it's actually really awful but only in the ways that dont matter
>a complete master disasterpiece of UX otherwise
as someone who has self harmed, the first time the self-harm minigame happens was exactly how self-harm happens
>>
really tourist coded post
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>>85545765
2:14 on Badlands A, woulda been a top time back in my day
>>
just found out that theres a 21+ furry erotica market at a punk club nearby here and im really tempted to go there
>>
>>85545835
yeah dude
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>>85545835
whoa!!! a place that if it was near me id be way too scared to go!
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this could be us but you playin
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>>85545835
do it. it will be actually really boring but you'll make friends and potential business contacts (not necessarily the same individuals)
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>>85546008
this could be us but you playin
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>>85545835
furry porn is punk
https://youtu.be/Ua3XmqAO40k?si=tdBWK3vWfX7O18vy
>>
https://x.com/nazuna_1113/status/2103434271256101116
gay
>>
>>85545927
>>85545993
>>85546013
definitely gonna go they also have a bunch of musical artists playing so im gonna rub shoulders with boys
>>
https://files.catbox.moe/2x5p75.mp4
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>>85546119
im whatever it means to be jealous but without the bad parts. really happy for you and wishing i could be there and hoping you get kissed or pet or yknow
>>
>>85546119
>rub shoulders
this is a punk thread innit

M O S H
O
S
H
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>>85546186
i probably wont get petted or kissed because i dont own a fursuit or partial or any identifying clothing or anything but maybe that'll change when im there
>>85546229
ok i will!!!!!!!!!
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>>85546249
i hope you get kissed and petted even without a suit for being such a cute boy
>>
>>85546249
i hopw you have an afro because having an afro is the unironic human equivalent of having a fluffy coat people want to pet
>>
>>85546229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpj8byiYeW8
*tries to copy moves from this and tears my acl*
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>>85546320
roundhousing is not the spirit of moshing, moshing is just joy in movement and forming a large mass of people
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>>85546355
oh you're one of those guys... sorry but i get my joy in movement from doing karate in the pit, now duck https://youtu.be/Olz93bUocMg
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>>85546382
smileycoded post
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>>85546399
ive been called a lot of things in this thread but please dont mistake me for me smiley. i worked hard on my bad posts.
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>>85541345
how specific
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>>85546382
I will simply parry the wack-ass mixup.
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it's always wossing but never raccing off
>>
it's been over a month isn't at least something supposed to have happened
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>>85546500
never squirreling off despite squirrels being much more common. why?
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>>85546537
everyone doing it has been squirreled away
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>>85546528
canada is joining the EU
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>>85546554
what's that got to do with it
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i am COLD and i feel the need for a hug and i am HOSTILE and hopeless yet can envision many futures i am unfortunately a part of
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i hate when therapists ask "are you happy" like what do you think idiot
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>>85546317
no im tall and skinny and have long hair and its kinda curly
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>>85546528
theres a large divide between corporate and wage profits. basically the working class is being priced into the ground right now
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>>85546627
i don't see the relevance of that
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>>85546624
would still pet, im a big fat mutt in need of a big spoon to issue me weapons, form a blanket, listen to my complaints, and follow behind me into battle
>>
>>85546637
hes trying to pol post to shit up the thread just ignore him
>>
>>85546637
he just types things sometimes
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>>85546637
the money you get working a gas station job wont buy enough to live
>>
can someone say lots of nasty degrading things to me and slut shame/encourage me
>>
>>85546666
i understand that concept but that i don't think has any relation to the topic at hand
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>>85546671
you haven't done anything to deserve that
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>>85546693
you asked if theres a happening and then i pointed out that that happened
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>>85546656
the possums cant be harmed if the possuks are armed
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thoth, i beseech you. it wasn't supposed to be like this
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which one of you fat east coast posschuds is causing trouble at JFK, huh?
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just made some stir fried rice with red pepper and onion and egg and green onion and i really think the red pepper was a good addition, that sweet crush contrasts nicely with the salty unami ri
*readjusts my collar which says "cock sleeve" on it*
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>>85546671
no sorry
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>>85546671
fuck you bitch whore slut
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>>85546711
no i was talking about my hrt
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>>85546748
you didnt say anything about trannys what the fuck
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>>85546724
based cook making tasty things
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i would be a dom eevee btw i have several head canons about that
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>>85546724
I'll have two servings, thanks.
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>>85546724
sounds delicious poss do you really have a collar that says that and if so can i see it
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>>85546748
things are happening just slowly
look at a picture of yourself from before and compare to now
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>>85546780
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>>85546830
>look at a picture of yourself from before and compare to now
this could be applied to anything, and it will never be good enough

that's good though, it makes you keep going
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>>85546830
i look the same...
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>>85546787
well it's not tasty really i'd much rather have 9 taco bell burritos but the ingredients for this cost like $5 so it's ok i guess
>>85546825
umm this is my only food for the next two to three meals so umm id really prefer not to
>>85546829
umm yes but umm im shy so sorry i cant post a picture you'll have to show up to my apartment while im really really drunk and the door is unlocked and im naked before you can see it
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>>85546986
ok ill show up some time soon thank you
>>
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i want to kill people
>>
lately my fantasy has been being teased by roxanne wolf in an increasingly sexual way
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>i look the same...
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>>85546986
>well it's not tasty really
add salt and acid

the accepted way for any chef to make anything that's at least acceptable is starch, salt, acid
>>
>>85547035
wish it was a poss instead of clem
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>>85547035
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>>85547023
i kinda want her to bully the fuck out of me personally desu
>>
im a useless piece of garbace less than trash maggot
>>
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>>85547035
exceedingly cute
>>
>>85547076
same here but like the bullying where its clear they really really want to fuck you and its just an excuse to spend time with you. also i like to think she smells really good idk why.
>>
>>85547059
i'm pretty sure clem is an opossum
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ive been having a lot of dreams lately about harming others or myself and it being good actually
>>
when is the nanobot swarm going to eat us all already

when is pokemon going to add an ability that makes attract work on same sex already
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*picks up biba*
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the air before the storm is nice
gusts of wind blowing flecks of rain and spurring early autumn leaves on through the sky
its time to light a citrus candle and pretend im on an island nation and theres a huge storm that will indeed kill us all
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>>85547195
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steamwebhelper loves to break
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>>85546031
punk is conformity
get your clot shot, do what they tell you, etc
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>>85547191
>when is pokemon going to add an ability that makes attract work on same sex already
i unironically thought they made it just have a lower but flat chance lmao
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>>85547142
>ywn be able to make boys eagerly knot you
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>>85546528
two more weeks pilled
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>>85546577
I'd hug you but you're in canada (full flavor) where I'm in canada lite
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>>85547263
punk is what you want it to be
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>>85547327
tfw no casualties unknown multiplayer to do incompetent but earnest first aid upon eachother in times of self-imposed crisis (the situation was imposed upon us, but it was our decision to fall down all those stairs)
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punk is skunk
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>>85547046
well okay
>draino
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>>85547366
nigga just put some salt and lemon
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>>85547346
no tortureporn games for me, thanks
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>>85547046
yeah i seasoned it a decent amount, i've just had too much rice recently and i dont like the blandness
i'd rather have a delicious beef burrito or a delicious beef quesadilla or a delicious beef burger or a de
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>>85547346
there is plus a sex mod we can have sex in sawian town
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got some new shoes for the first time in a long time
i like the color a lot
the semi transparent sole and the color make me think of that sort of idealized fantasy view of y2k consumerism
i am mentally ill
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>>85547395
box of pasta
steal a bunch of parmesian from the pizzer place
they leave it at the table so it is free
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>>85547388
i mean that does sound stressful as fuck. inheriting a business is a lot of work to have dumped on you. and for it to be a restaurant? holy fuck i'd be looking for buyers asap
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>>85547408
i get what you mean but to me they just look like old shoes with faded colors
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>>85547421
i kinda like that
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my black snakeskin dress shoes were like $20 at walmart
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https://x.com/turnspitdoggirl/status/2103454211749097708
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>>85547408
I hope you enjoy them more than I would
they look like the sort that are 100 bucks just because of some color combination I'm entirely ignorant of
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>>85547419
in my area this is the #1 killer of restaurants and bars. licences are hard to come by and are instead bought and sold, and are usually "parents died/retired, we dont want this, someone take it pls"
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>>85547445
of course you'd were dresses fruit
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>>85547445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64l4KFS36GA
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sup fatass *slaps your tummy really hard*
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>>85547446
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>>85547456
they were on sale for $54.99 and that was definitely also a bonus factor there
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>>85547416
i already had chicky alfredo this week..
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>>85547408
>>85547421
>>85547456
>>85547495
back in my day this thread griped at me for tipping on pizza. you bougie white people have no honor, no remorse, no souls
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>>85547516
you would not believe the kind of money ive spent on dumb things that make me feel good
anything to drown out the thoughts telling me to kill myself
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>>85546701
um yes i have
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>>85547195
>>85547245
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>>85547478
>>85547477
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>>85547516
omg my feelings
oh wait your weak and ignorant hate for me pales in view of my own well reasoned and densely compiled hate for me
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>>85547545
if i hade a yote like that i would call him yotey or carl or possibly snookums and i would kiss him and hug him and have frequent mental breakdowns about the thought of eventually throwing him away or damaging him
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>>85547421
it genuinely means a lot to me that you get what i mean
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>>85547580
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>>85547637
gangraping umbreyeen like his name is bonnie blue
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you use AI to generate lame feral pornography with an inconsistent artstyle
i use AI to have single player degenerate roleplay where i can pretend to be a girl and piss in my backyard
we are not the same
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>>85547550
um no you haven't
what the fuck do you know fag don't talk back to me you micro dicked loser
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using ai to summarize DuckDuckGo results to get me the best deal on .50 Pellet
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>>85547671
yes i have though!!! im a bratty little whore that sends pictures of my naked body to horny men
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/cum/ drawpile (casualties unknown draw pile)
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>>85547669
you use AI to have single player degenerate roleplay where you can pretend to be a girl and piss in your backyard
i pretend to be a girl and piss in my backyard in real life
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i think im gonna pretend to be a girl and piss in my toilet
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>>85547685
i just told you not to talk back to me
get in your kennel, i don't want to hear from you again for the night
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>>85547751
*whines and crawls into my doggy cage pouting*
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hey this video kind of makes me think of what it would be like to feed a poss (like to cook for a poster from here) https://x.com/Tanuki_Mum/status/2103423853716447467/video/1?s=46
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>>85547750
pussy
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>>85547774
having one of those would help
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sometimes i wonder if things would be better if i was a girl
but i dont want to turn into a girl, i just wish i was a girl from the start
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>>85547750
have fun
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>>85547788
periods are horrible
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i don't wanna play kotor i want to play kotor 2. but i HAVE to play kotor before i play kotor 2
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>>85547794
Engineers, hit this nigga with the poorly documented tipped server.
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seeing the increasing amount of transmasc content within the furry community is an affirming thing knowing the feeling is mutual across genders, a lot of us are just weirdos who wonder what its like to be someone else and im glad its not just biological men who think that way but women too
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>>85547822
i could be your under-desk onahole while you play if it helps
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>>85547834
kill yourself. seriously.
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when i was 14ish and being an immensely horny deviant i put on my sisters clothing thinking it would be some kind of new fetish thing to try and i wasnt aroused at all, i just felt normal
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>>85547773
he needs more than 14 grapes he's going to starve
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>>85547822
it's fine once you get off taris
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>>85547852
do it yourself pussy
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>>85547866
womens clothing sucks because it's cold, and any warm womens clothing is just mens clothing with slightly different tailoring
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>>85547852
>>85547881
It's the enemy's job to kill you. No one should work for free.
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>>85547874
i'm on manaan
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>>85547917
Sourceposs...
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>>85547873
*does this to racc*
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>>85547917
there it is! ive seen that one before!
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oh... oh! thats REALLY bad...
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>>85547968
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>>85547684
sorry source umbreyeen has appropriated that pokemon you can't use it anymore
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>>85547965
I persist in spite
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>>85547684
i just use ammoseek for ammo
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>>85548026
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>>85548042
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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>>85547873
ok i will get him a burger and fries too but only because he is so cute
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pbfseek
oh looks like they're all out of stock
except for the reman stuff..
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>>85548076
>go on pbfseek
>find someone with perfect pbf
>download is locked and just says [FOR EQUIVALENT OFFER]
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>>85548062
the ONLY ammo you truly need is the will to go on (most english-speaking people aware of 4chan are not likely to engage in long-range combat, and are more likely to die by their own hand in a conflict)
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>>85548086
look pal i collect guns and ammo to fill a void i may as well be collecting beanie babies or hotwheels fuck my faggot life
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collect semen from young boys
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>>85548113
same
where at (mnposs the lesser, here)
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this place will never be free from shitposters
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>>85548113
guns are cool
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>>85548113
sell me an AMR and also shooting is fun. personally i still only have a pellet gun and bow
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>>85548070
no drink...?
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>>85548138
Stay mad, source engine is based and building in vbsp is super comfy.
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>>85548130
i live in the pnw
>>85548148
my highest caliber is 308 :(
you probably have a lot more experience with them than me. i've only gone to the range like half a dozen times cuz i'm lazy
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okay so who THE FUCK is GLORKY???
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>>85548184
>i live in the pnw
gay
I'm jealous for your not freezing weather and your lack of rusty cars
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>tfw weird gay furry internet porn pretty much IS my entire sex life
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>>85548158
you came here from an r9gay thread Glorky because a retard talked about haha there
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>>85548184
>my highest caliber is 308 :(
higher than what i've got. sometimes you gotta admit that something is good enough
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>>85548227
wrap those arms around me
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I'd like to mouth and paw on a gun a little bit. Not put it in my mouth and pull the trigger, but to have the option available, just as a treat.
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>>85548113
i like to collect pee
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>>85548239
gross
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>>85548152
fine!!! milkshake too!!! but only if i get to pet you when youre full and sleepy!!!
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>>85548239
it's nice
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>>85548257
https://x.com/raccoonauras/status/2103495237104705847
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>>85548250
If you stay on the defensive, you'll never become the real thing.
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>>85547873
STOP EATING MY GRAPES RACCY
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>>85548271
very cool but i wish the pixels were more defined
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>>85548184
can i visit next time im in Washington state
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>>85548276
fox at perfect sniffing height
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play casualties unknown
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onadhole
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>>85548372
No thanks, it doesn't look fun.
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>>85548372
im not playing it specifically because of you
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i stopped eating because food looks disgusting
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>>85548480
interesting....
hows your relationship with your parents?
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>>85548512
i get along well with them
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>>85548520
interesting.................
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>>85548437
it's a pretty typical Unnecessary Crafting Mechanics game centered around typical ragdoll character physics. so if you just dont fall down holes and have functioning eyes and/or a high contrast monitor you dont have to engage with like 90% of the game and the fun part is going "lol i can make this jump" and then you dont make this jump because a turret shot you from offscreen and have a very stressful first aid situation to deal with and then it says "Let's not give up quite yet." microseconds before you ragequit and resolve to do your best right then because it wasn't your fault but the your character dies of falling down another hole due to brain damage anyway

>>85548447
aye, fair enough
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ive decided on the bd onahole
any recommendations
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>>85548586
aliexpress scary cryptid one instead
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>>85548599
why
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>>85548605
i can't carry this conversation on in good faith because i cant find that webm of the silicone wendigo skull face toy
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>>85548257
the nooky...
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before the thread dies, does anyposs wanna admit they got a crush on me?
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>>85548682
they are so powerful
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>>85548777
slap
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>>85548777
woulda been better without the shoes
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>>85548184
I'm also in the pnw (waposs)
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>>85548207
Jokes on you I've been here for a long time I just don't namefag here (I'm drunk I forgot to turn it off) I also post on /lgbt/ but mostly just for the gay memes.
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guys wheres the new thread
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>>85548895
sourcenigger got us banned form making new threads i tried to make new thread but it said i cant because source.
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I can make one maybe
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guys wheres the pictures of you naked or scantily clad
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AAAEEEUUHHHHHH IM GONNA BUSS

IM BUSSINGHHHH
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>>85548586
https://bad-dragon.com/products/mrcheddar
this one is the best and it would be really hot to see you pump your load into one
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>>85548965
ummm do you want me to post one before it dies
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>>85548990
if it's okay with you
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>>85548999
https://litter.catbox.moe/0svz98.jpg
okay i just scrolled through my gallery and picked an old one
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>>85549023
thank you whoreposs
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>>85549030
>>85549030
Anew
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>>85549032
no thank you
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>>85548965
same place it always is
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>>85549097
why dont you share with the thread like a good whore
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>>85548586
nix is easily the best bd penetrable, absolutely massive and his tail touches your balls and makes you feel great
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>>85549145
no im a bad whore sorry
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boywhores are so evil..... </3
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>>85549231
truly gods most devious creatures
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i love you OPoss



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