god i wish i were renee good

[bad news] after stocking shelves at walmart for nearly 40 years, wally walterson has saved up enough money to acquire an orphanage for little boys

this wally isnt jewish tho

wally is a self hating jew

jews dont hate themselves, they hate other people

jews dont even consider other people to be people

why does wally hate jews if they produce the backed porn that he loves so much?

also they are trying to character assassinate chris hansen now lol

>>85550074
theyre probably going to succeed. we live in open pedo world now

>>85550213
pedophobia is antisemitic chud

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oy vey

unfortunately that guy has a more fulfilling sex life than i do

are you really envious of a child touching kike

>>85550213
true, otherwise wally would be behind bars already

bro thinks his imaginary friend could go to jail son im crine

wally be like i wish i were a little boy's imaginary friend hehe

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>mfw fatherless manbaby kikes keep trying to libel some caricature based loosely on me with what they actually do themselves

sup wally
get back to stocking up those shelves you filthy jew

who is blud talking to now

i wish blud would talk to me. im so lonely

who's wally quoting

you tell us man he exists in your head
but when you touch children and say this wally did it you know it still counts as you right

not if youre a woman, you can say that your imaginary friend Postpartum Depression did it and it wont count

wally be like im going to university because i wanna become a pediatrician hehe

sorry bro i dont speak hebrew

>>85550717
he cant afford it

im glad your imaginary friend has such ambitions, thats cool man

wally be like i only speak pedo hehe

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ngl kinda weird how much you guys talk about this pdf file nonsense, is it because you had no dad and got touched by a creepy uncle or your moms bf at the time and now want the cycle of abuse to continue so you have more trannies to jerk off to

not reading that jewish nonsense, wally

god i wish i got touched by my creepy uncle and my moms bf

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your imaginary friend didnt say it i did, also fuck kikes

i am quite fond of this roblox thingy

אולי וולי יבין אותי טוב יותר אם אדבר בשפת אמו

why would your imaginary friend ever work an entry level retail job if he were a member of the tribe

אתה פשוט לוזר כזה

i think you guys are too harsh on niggers. i think niggers are alright. you guys should hate beaners more. not enough beaner hate here

anyway i should sleep before my long weekend of homework and studying instead of engaging with literal demonic masses mediated through the computer who also have no father and are now speaking their native demon tongue, gnight

לילה טוב, וולי. תהנה מחר בסידור המדפים ובמפגשים עם בחורים שחורים ב-Grindr

>>85550799
>>85550826
lmfao

im a sub im a sub im a dumb little sub

i work at walmart

do you think sending through x money will be hot

>>85551698
haha he does say that

whoa, this has wicked dueling shitposts
it's like kanny versus wally over here
go kanny!
go kanny!
kanny wins!

sheeesh

me in the trial of the century defending ice against the state of minnesota: have we ever stopped to consider that maybe she was renee... bad?

>>85552333
yeah giving elon a 5% cut off every transaction sounds awesome
kill yourself

>>85554091
relevance?

I'm the shit I'm fartin', I 'on't know how to potty
Pull up in a 'Rari, I'm in the Yo like Gotti

>>85554091
it goes towards supporting the platform your dom makes money on

>>85554129
you might be retarded

dom that still says poggers

Poggers

dom that sends nyan cat gifs when you send

5 foot 2 and a skill cape
5 foot 2 and 3 skill capes
5 foot 2 and 12 skill capes
5 fool 2, 24 trimmed skill capes, and stage IV colorectal cancer
5 foot 2, 24 trimmed skill capes in 5 different iron mans, stage IV colorectal cancer, and a schizophrenia diagnosis

>>85554156
youre poor

>>85554249
nah my bank account is diamond elo and that's just a smurf, we're not even gonna talk about my korean account

>>85554249
your literally so mad

5 foot 2 and a mini

bro come over I'm making my hole so big for you

hey @grok how do i earn the gooning skill cape

>>85554305
the first sign that foids were becoming incorrigible

yeah I got the goonin skillcape, trimmed, unlike my pubis

>>85554330
guy who doesn't know what incorrigible means but wants to sound smart so he can't just call foids retarded:

wally be like i wish my mom's postpartum depression didn't last until i was 8 years old when that jewish steering wheel decided to murder her in cold blood

>>85554363
your so incorrigible

germans be like what's a steering wheel? oh, you mean the schtierenveel?

derjudenschtierenveel

part of me really does think the germans are the master race

we habben ein seerius problem

>>85554330
no that happened 30 years ago retard

>>85554330
No that happened when eve ate the apple retard

new ewu is horrible but i can't stop laughing at the baltimore accents

they should add my sister to fortnite
and give her a bikini skin

>>85554533
fucking foids ruin everything

my sister ruins my boner

anons sister also ruins my boner

>>85550262
general audiences trying to understand the plot of a movie that doesnt boil down to heroes vs villains

Yesterday, all my Rubbles seemed so far away,
Now I'm here to Chase

i took a shit on wallys face and he was like i'd rather a little boy be doing it but this will suffice for now

i think im finally being cured of my agp. my male ego is coming back to curtail my submissive tendencies and my growing misogyny is making me not want to be a woman

8k tvs? no
data centers? yes
the goyim aren't allowed to have enjoyment in life

>>85557327
>my growing misogyny is making me not want to be a woman
nigga get real, no tranny is a woman, is not like you ever had the chance to swap genders

i didnt say i was trans, i said i was agp

>>85557327
you have it backwards, the reason for your agp is misogyny. let go of all of your (internal) hate which you externalize and you'll be fixed

>>85557574
you want to be a girl and what do trannies want? the same
now be a good girl and stfu

>>85557327
estrogen fixes this

i only have agp for straight shota

you're just a pedophile

>>85554052
ohhhh dangit i lost again, that means u think im hot and wanna send me money hehe

>>85558433
ok and?

>>85558225
mommy

>>85558652
gross kys im not a tranny

>>85559132
im sorry... i didn't mean it like that...

bro made mommy mad

seals when the function has a beach ball

im so weak for anyone who lets me call them mommy

dan gone run pa

>>85555916
bro doesnt think pedophiles are villains lol post nose chaim

>>85559922
are you just trolling or genuinely esl because thats the exact opposite of what i said

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where do pedophiles fall on this chart

didn't read it

reading is hard when you are a couple sigmas to the left of the bell curve

yeah I am pretty sigma actually thanks

bro doesnt understand so he inserts his own reality

that's what wally does when he says he doesn't work at walmart

thats crazy

wally be like pedophiles are ontologically necessary

is this "wally" in the room with us right now

>wally is in the room
>rooms are made of walls
makes you think

there is no wally actually

wally the dumbest pedophile to ever exist

>>85560418
lol

didnt i tell you when your imaginary friend preys on children or whatever that its technically still you doing it, doubt the law would buy that excuse unless you are of the tribe and the victim is a goyslave and you are under israeli jurisdiction

the shelf, the shelf, the shelf is on fire
we don't need no wally let the motherfucker burn

fire in the walmart
fire in the subway store

beta bitch wally

shelf so full wonder why he like me bitch I'm stockin'

if he were even real, wouldnt a beta be suited for the /beta/ thread
why are you here dude

havent jerked off to blacked stuff in like one and a half months

>>85560650
wally says this but he's lying

>>38717285
Will it ever be good enough, daddy? uwu

Tendies time! Tendies time!

wally, share some of the blacked porn you love so much

when wally was a baby the first animal he ever said was shelf-ephant because he misheard elephant and assumed they involved his favorite thing in the world: stocking

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>>85560690
>Fuck the eternal hell that is NEET life and the daily thoughts of suicide when you see no light at the end of a dark bleak tunnel.
it's
ALWAYS
just
projection
at least wally is much happier now with his wagie life... lmao

clearly being a neet is what makes me hate life, surely working for wally world for 5+ years will cheer me up!

wally the type of guy to talk about "jizzrael" while jerking off

>>85560713
I kept thinking I should write some updates to that anon manbaby lore as I kept doing things, but it'd just get dismissed as AI slop if I do and amounts to pearls before swine regardless.
>>85560752
Hi, not what I'm called and I'm pretty annoyed with my mid-ass dev job, but I hope to find something better after I graduate and can do online grad school that relieves me from having to juggle a class schedule with work.
>>85560761
Don't beat mommy too hard if she runs out of your favorite nuggy sauce.

wally be like small brain big dreams </3

>>85560792
use less words next time

mid-ass shelf dev job

wally be like the fanfic I wrote about my favorite store is genius and overlooked because you guys are retarded jews

i dont like it when you guys make fun of wally because my life is more miserable than his

I don't think that's physically possible

>>85560828
See, "word" is a count noun, so you mean "fewer words," ESL-kun. Maybe it's time to crack open some of those readers from your elementary school days.
>>85560843
That isn't my name. Are you using it because it gives you some glimmer of hope that you can pretend to have a better life or what? Cute.

still way too many man

try "count"ing the products before they go on the shelf next time wally

yeah I went to wally's store and every shelf was filled with pacifiers and diapers? really weird stuff

wally be like university mother :wilted_flower:

Keep saying it another five years; maybe it'll finally be funny.

_____ __ ____ _ ____ ____

why did wally's mom kill herself

to get to the other side (away from her son)

bro said it's a count noun lmao

qualitative and quantitative have too many letters for wally to understand

in another 5 years wally will still inexplicably be in "university"

Shallow and pedantic.

I didn't graduate this year because the jews stole my diploma again - wally, 2036, probably

Also I don't know about this Wally fella you guys seem to really like, but I'm set to graduate this December. Could've been sooner if I didn't have to work and weren't being distracted by stupid shit, but here we are.

advanced studies in stocking and greeting

BS (bachelor's of stocking)

Is what what he studies? Didn't know that was a thing. I just went with mathematics and a minor in statistics myself.

the mathematics of how many toddlers you can statistically have sex with in a day

bro said is what what

>>85561199
if this was a degree you could earn jun would've earned it back in 1992 lol

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aint no way bro just said he went with a minor

Yeah, my bad, I couldn't find the edit reply button here on 4chan dot org.

And I didn't know that elementary schoolers could earn degrees, damn.

wally be like you're so mature for your age to a 2 year old

does anyone want to erp on moonguard

dah bih guh

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>>85561255
Yeah, I was referring to meaning 4 here, not 1 as you seem to be thinking for whatever reason. Polysemy do be like that sometimes. Glad I could clear that up for you, friend.

definitely not reading all of that

learn to be more concise

whenever wally says "not what i'm called" it's like who are you fooling buddy

Being willfully retarded and ignorant is not the admirable quality you think it is.

being wallfully retarded

>>85561693
hah

i work at subway so i can shred all my waggy bucks

daddy wagbucks

it's the hard stock life for us

im a neet but i want to be wealthy

I hope you all remain miserable. <3

how to succeed at walmart without really stocking

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im a neet and i look like thjs

We live in a disparate society despite all the happy lies about egalitarianism, and unvaccinated rubes absolutely deserve to be discriminated against like the second-class citizens they are. I look forward to how much deeper the class divide widens in the coming weeks. Thank you very much, my pals of duplicitous machinations at the CDC.

how to stock shelves and greet people

>>85562404
rephrase

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hi everybody im sorry for being a piece of shit burden who works at subway im sorry im a mentally ill piece of trash who really deserves to die please torment me i work at subway im retarded subway im sorry im sorry im sorry

>>85562680
SUUUUUUUUUUUB
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

have it your way (you rule!)

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

>>85562680
do you have x money yet

wally has shelf money

>>85562680
wally's just mad nobody thinks it's hot when he posts shit like this

we gettin arab money

>>85562934
No.
>>85562970
Not my name but you work at Subway.

ain't nobody talking to you shelf boy

He said as he closed his eyes, took a deep breath, thought as deeply as his dopamine-addled brain could even muster anymore, then opened his eyes once more, letting out a sigh of relief as he successfully rejected reality to insert his one, one where he was a talented and successful man, a demigod alpha Adonis, dunking on the stupid old Walmart man while chuckling to himself and feasting upon his dinosaur-shaped breaded chicken with a delectably sweet and tangy honey mustard sauce on the side. Never would he ever have to face any of his own shortcomings, for they simply did not exist any longer in his reality.

any walmart employees here

>>85563092
and wally wonders why people say he's projecting with every post LMAO

im a walmart associate, a cuckold, a kamala harris voter and proud

redlyne says "wally" and "walmart" more than once in the new video

the amazing digital subway

>>85563351
if he said wally world I win $500

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dear trump please say wally

just came to polygrumps fanfic

shouldnt you be toasting it

I was about to cook something in the air fryer for a post cummy snack which I guess is toasting it so yeah I guess so
unless you mean toasting the fanfic in which case I would have to print it out and even then I think it would just catch on fire so yeah probably not a good idea

wally's dad's first house burned down and he blamed it on the jews but his dad knew it was because he used the stove to cook heroin and didn't turn it off

i and by extension this imaginary character wouldnt even know how tf to do that but you go on

bro doesn't know how to use a stove

also let the seethe flow through you as i will never be your own personal chris chan lol suck my balls

walmart associates be like also let the seethe flow through you as i will never be your own personal chris chan lol suck my balls

nahhh not knowing how to use a gas stove is crazy work

let's see what chris-chan and wally have in common...
split personality? check
pedophile? check
probably raped their mom? check
hmm....... uh oh guys I'm starting to notice

its so real in your mind

guys don't be mean to him he's just mad his vibecoded ai wasn't able to take the site down for more than an hour or two

and the wally spam is about as funny as saying ian brandon andersen and screaming julaaaay in the big 26 would be

wally the type of guy to make up memes to try to fit in knowing nobody cares enough about what he says to ask what he means

you care enough to keep mentioning some imaginary person dumbass

>>85564373
!mcdonalds the usual please

>>85564412
Yes sir, Lord Walter The Magnificent. Ordering your usual order of 20 x 20x Chicken McNugget, 5x Diet Coke (No Ice), 200 Big Mac (Extra Sauce and Pickles), and 10 McFlurries. Putting the order on Klarna and CCing your father with the bill for approval.

wallthering waves

wuwon wuwon

makes sense that we would have one wuwajeet in this thread

shakes my stinky penis in your face

kisses your balls while i wear your stinky penis on my face

>>85565001
wally coded post

if loving stinky penis is wally coded then i am wally and welcome to walmart

what bro

>>85559922
if pedophiles are such villians then why do they control the world?

wally be like if pedophiles are such villains then why do they control the world?

what the fuck kind of question is that
>>85565404
holy fuck just kill yourself already jfc

i i i i wanna run the world the world the world the wah-orrrlld

>"look, kids, it's the rare black-footed nigger. uncommon in this part of the country"
>"wow"

wally be girls and black boys are the only ones safe from my rape rampage because they don't turn me on