haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85573990/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse,racchouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
>>85582194i feel like this soggy marsupial
I love you poss
my wosser is so wet smelly and musky from running all day if only i had someposs to clean it for me
>>85582249>>85582222yeah so what this can't be me so now i'm suffering great thanks
>>85581876i used to say shit like this all the time when i was 16-18 and now im 30 and still alive and cant kill myself for reasons anymore so now i'm here and trying to make the best of the time i have
>>85582258what?
you have to help me
>>85582290how
>>85582307idont know
>>85582315would sexual titillation placate you
>>85582315how can i help you if i cant even help myself... to a succulent chinese meal
>try to make some art>feel like somebody iis remote desktop watching me fail at it>give uphappens more often than not haha
>>85582315i gave you all of my research, poss
>>85582331a little
>>85582248um hi *sticks out my tongue expectantly*
>>85582349please refer to dr. >>85582350 poss for your treatment
>>85582350i took a shower sorry *teabags u anyways*
>>85582366*licks anyway but is clearly less enthusiastic*
>>85582336are you a paranoid schizophrenic
>>85582401no but i have avoidant personality disorder and that gets bad enough that i become paranoid often
>>85582336you should do some cognitive conditioning and imagine that someone is watching you but youre streaming your art and theyre cheering you on and riffing with you in the imaginary chat
>>85582270realising im never gonna kms and will live to natural causes is a weird feeling. now I get insecure where i see guys older than me get made fun of for trying to have fun while being old
>>85582336i'm more paranoid of being chased by schizos
>>85582418i have avoidant personality too, i need a poss to constantly annoy me and pester me every day
>>85582336hiactual schizo hereheres how i work around this effect of constantly thinking im being watchedi have this via artigo a1200 that runs windows xp, it has no intel, no amd, no nvidia components, its all via/s3it has no wireless networking, and is wired onlyso i have this with no internet connection and i reliably trust this to be entirely private, on this machine i have painttoolSAI and its useful for drawingit uses the only SSD i trust for arbitrary reasons which ive had since 2014and the install itself is from an actual unopened retail copy of xp which i scoured through to make sure wasnt modified
>>85582336>>85582512desu this also feels like a dash of OCD
>my unmodified install of vista is totally secure. its not like microsoft would put anything bad in thereyou're just a larping schizo if you aren't on some autistic linux setup
>>85582544i am also on some autistic linux setup, antix on a heavily modified pre-production x220i motherboard, wifi, bluetooth, camera, microphone and anything else i dont like physically removed
>>85582512wow are you single
>>85582606too many stickers but nice handstyle on the tag
>>85582624sorry i think he's taken by a dog
>>85582606i seriously hope this isnt your laptop
i should become a linux fox
>>85582606do laptops like this get you laid
>>85580554 #Good point, reposting in this thread toohttps://filesdotcatboxdotmoe/mpww39.jpeg>>85580624 #Because shit didn’t work out the way I planned it
>>85582641that actually came with a cassette tape i bought, its very good i recommend it https://jarvmakesmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-amalgam>>85582624yes>>85582645i cant have a dog because i am extremely paranoid about not just taking care of them well but making sure theyd always have a healthy amount of attention and i cant trust myself to do that so i dont have a dog despite being presumably perfectly capable of taking care of/taking a dog
>>85582667sorry that's the one thing you can't be
>>85582662it isits a celeron based x220i engineering sample motherboard in a trashed x220 shell, it runs passively and gets like 9 hours of battery life, perfect for animoos>>85582668absolutely not
>>85582705why not
>tfw I had shit to do this week but now both of my kids are throwing up
>>85582678>house numbers
>>85582722no offence bro but whenever you rarely post i worry i'm going to see you in one of those headlines "man kills kids and wife and then himself"
>>85582722i know statistically it's likely just from how long these threads have been running but the idea of a poss from this thread becoming a parent let alone having 2 kids is making my head spin
>>85582678>catboxoh noes
>im an actual schizo>but also im going to post my highly identifiable laptop directly to the thread where its archived forever
i do not like to see peter griffin or other family guy type paraphernalia
>>85582712i don't know that's the rule. you have to be born one
>>85582744some of us have been here since the dawn of trashwhich has now been over a decade ago.
>>85582767you made that rule up to be mean to me
>>85582757you'll never see me in person because i never leave the house :D
>>85582789*crawls through the internet lines and flashes into your room, naked*hi
>>85582285mmm tasty wartr
>>85582773me included, actually back to the /co/ vice webcomic threads but back then i was young(er) and lowkey still underage.i dont have kids but now i have 2 younger siblings and it activated the chip in my brain that made me care about my wellbeing just for their behalfbut it's scary to think that one of them is like 17 now. that's not fair. i was just 17. it was just 13 years ago....
>>85582778no i'd never do that
i wonder how much my penis will shrink
>>85582863poss DON'T USE THAT SHRINK RAY
>>85582862evil bibaeviba
>>85582863nooo stop taking estrogen ur wosser was so nice
>>85582881>>85582896my wosser is stupit it needs to be punished
>>85582863keep us posted
my thinkpad had no stickers on it because im nothing
>>85582934youre something to me :)
my thinkpad have a few possims stickers on iti’m gonna give it to my mumshe do like those stickers
my thinkpad has a couple autographs (nobody famous) because i was at a con and i thought it would be funny to get it signed
edging till the woss stream
>>85582285
>>85583062just don't bust until it starts
>>85583075gallon of iodine
>>85583210i wonder what happened to that guy
is it weird to stare out my window at people living their lives and enjoying their life vicariously through them as a spectator until i realize im doing it and getting angry and sad
>>85582972ghosts you sorry
>>85583283i do that but with discord vcs
>>85583283yeah but probably not uncommon
>>85583302that's fine i'll simply wistfully remember our entanglement as two ships passing in the night
*spills coffee all over your clothes*oops sorry i think i have something clean in your size for you to wear*opens closet revealing only slutty clothing and fetishwear all suspiciously perfectly tailored for you*
zary boys
>>85583374it's just coffee it'll dry
>>85583397oops sorry i *rips all your clothes off and then puts them in shredder*
>>85583374its ok i have a spare*locks door behind you*
senior posses how was haha back in the day
>>85583419fairly similar although i think we used to be a lot more open about talking about our feelings and being sincere in that regard
>>85583374*throws all your coffee out cause im mormon*
>>855834195% less gay
>>85583445*executes order 44*
>>85583419it was alright. people were nicer and liked to be anonymous but there were no mart pictures
>>85583413*leaves*
i think haha's moving away from the venting a bit is a sign of the aging population of the thread. i've found as i've grown older i don't really need to talk about my feelings nearly as much and i've become a bit less patient with peoples' problems, even those who have issues similar to mine because i've done that song and dance many times before and it's like watching reruns. basically i just want to fuck until i die
i want to fuck before i die
>>85583520ok ferks
woss stream might start 15min late
>>85583534this will happen and it will shock you at how inevitably easy actually getting to fuck someone (at least for a hookup/ONS) can be and then also kind of ruin the magic
haha wow poss you're so cool *nervous eats all your portions like a fat swine*
>>85583584hey man i really wanted those jalapeno poppers
>>85583549meanest thing you could say to me
>>85583520thissometimes my mental illness makes me want to dump my thoughtsbut as i get older and wiser i kinda just dont care as muchlife sucks but its still fun most of the time
>>85583584that's fine
>>85583383that a tlaculucaluche boy
>>85583383i bet sa boys fuck so hard
>>85583584*starves to death*
>>85583565i was hoping to atleast find the love of my life before that but i guess thats fine too
>>85583419it was really nice...it felt like there was less anger in the world
>>85583623i bet mexi boys fuck so hard
navel piercings are so ugly on girls but so slutty on boys
>>85583643>finding love of your life before sexnoo possy. i wish you the speediest pbf but most probably you will fuck a lot before that happens
>>85583633>>85583653all bottoms sorry
erm where's the link
>>85583737good
>>85583775i'd cum instantly
>>85583775fat posses <3
>>85583775hes fucking himself like hes been cock starved for years
>>85583520kinda hard to have any sort of genuine conversation or heart to heart when /haha/ has gradually devolved into just another 4chan cesspool
>>85582194why is he in the sinkwhy are you torturing him
>>85583904>when /haha/ has gradually devolved into just another 4chan cesspooli really don't feel haha is like that, no. it's a bit meaner, but it's still got a lot of its culture.
>>85583708i hate them on anyone
>>85583904it was always like thisyou can go back and see for yourself, most of it is still archived
>>85583775i would impregnate him
>>85583922he needs his bath
>>85583968looks more like he's going to impregnate himself using you
>>85583980this makes it 2000% hotter i love power bottoms i want to messily kiss one some day
>>85583972does it have to be so fucking scary though……..
>>85583715but i want to remain pure otherwise iwwont be able to celebrate the joy of the bridal bed
>>85584035yes
>>85584073any bed you're fucked into so hard that you leave a little puddle of pre in it will be your bridal bed
woss stream soon
>>85584118okay have fun
>>85584118i have to sleep now *sobs*
>>85583737nooooooo
>>85584114no……. *sobs…..*
>>85583775i need to treat tops like thisi need tops so i can treat tops like this
>>85583775i NEED to try this
hello play with your cock please?
gay sex seems fun you can stop anytime and start a sword fight
>>85583960i don't need to go back and look i was hereyou can say it was the same but that'd be a lie
>>85584513pbf who barges in saying this after work
>>85583972aren't raccs clean animals?
>>85584221they have to get used to it
>>85584513caged sorry
recently ive been feeling happier and more optimistic and ive started being more outgoing and doing more and better and its all well and good but part of me thinks that its time to move on from here and stop posting it feels really disingenuous from myself when i see posses doing bad and feel the compulsion to post stuff like "dont worry poss itll be ok im sure things will work out for you!" as if thatd make them feel better or help in any wayi just dont hate myself anymore so i think i have to go
>>85584557im sad can i suck you please
>>85584587see you in two weeks
>>85584587thats nice
next week im only eating vegetables and unprocessed meats and no more sugar
>>85584587it's okay you can still support posses by posting your penis and or ass
>>85584557i'd do that
>>85584576that critter is kind of like me and my scared but resigned reaction to most of life
>>85584628trueim so sad and miserable that if I don't see poss woss I might die you wouldnt want that right
>>85584607if you want but you dont have to
>>85584587you punk
woss stream in filename
>>85584587i dont hate myself either but i do hate my life and im scared of the future badly (badly!) so i keep posting
>>85584587congrats possyyou've passed the final posshouse testyou are now free to leave this place will probably still be here if you need it again
>>85584587That’s nice for you possy, congratulationsTbf, I might be kind of a normie by /haha/ standards, I guessBut whenever I’m down, it stills make me a little happy to see a possy thriving when I check the threadOr when people here cheer me up when I’m down and venting hereA shared joy is double the joy, a shared sorrow is half a sorrow, I guessFor me, at least
>>85584713what if it was a woss lake or a woss river
>>85584739kys
>>85584713i don't know where to put that...
>>85584713i can't show but i hope you get a lot of possies to watch and woss with you!!
>>85584769it's a discord server link i think so you'd put it in the join a server tab
>>85584713what how do i use this huh is this discord pls pls pls
>>85584801>>85584796
>You have been invited to join>Diaped Up Sissies Chat>1 memberwtf...
dang i dont have an alt handy otherwise i would slip in
>>85585009yeah i bet you'd like to slip into a boy
>>85584713genuinely fucking kill yourself nigger, and the shitposting nigger whores that join this shit. die.
>>85585063just mad you're getting dick mogged by a bottom
>>85585063>im making the thread better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
>>85585063haha kys
aaaaaa i need to sleep you better share the best bits later
someone needs to cum in this fag asap
>>85585101>whores on discord are good for a furry thread on 4chankill yourself.>>85585086humanshit is vile in all forms, kill yourself whore.>>85585106fucking die.>>85585109there are no good bits, it's humanshit whores. what a fucking joke
i've recently realized i've never even given a reason on why eddy smokes marijuana, despite the fact i've mentioned it two or three times already. i just slapped it onto him because drugs are le funny and it just seemed like a lonely loser thing to be a stoner. i don't know anything about stoner culture. i don't even have an explanation on how, when or why eddy got into this. therefore i have decided to not elaborate on this ever in my life and just leave it be as is, completely unexplained.https://mega.nz/folder/imAwHDQI#QIzFbihain21caVcJCGKFA
>>85585151kys fucking retard
>big thread event thats been talked about for a day finally actually happening >everyone hyped for it>suddenly someone comes in to mass reply and get as much attention as possiblecurious
Oh... Umbreonschizo is here.....
>>85585063woss streams are a poss tradition dummy
instead of a therian have you tried being a zarian
>>85585140>self reporting he has a tiny penis and projects his tiny penis hatred to all peoplesad!
>>85585172>shit humanshit organized by a few shit humanshit shitpostersyeah kill yourself>>85585177humanshit for niggers>>85585188kill yourself. sex means absolutely fucking nothing to me. you are a disgusting fucking whore that cannot comprehend that fact
>>85585177no you dont understand its his thread it has to be what he likes also he is very poss even more poss than you also theres no logical reason for you to like wossstreams because its the same as poop also you sound kill yourself if you dont agreeagain he is very posslike and cares very much for this thread!
>>85585187can i do that?
>>85585214no one is stopping you
might tune into the wossstream just to snap some pics to post here but only because a special someone showed up
>>85585243what
>>85585243who?
>>85585243>might be a retarded nigger whore faggot shitposter to ruin the thread teehee>but only because someone that wants this thread to be good showed up to show him what for haha
>>85585187how would that work if im already zary
>>85585187pero no hablo espanol
>>85585255>>85585267take a wild guess
>>85585277prove it show me your brown wosser
>>85585289streydey?
>>85584796I can't figure it
>>85585289no
that wosser makes me swoon
smileys wosser makes me act up
>>85585295huh? what? sorry i couldnt hear youdid you say you wanted to see my brown posser? um okay here it is...
>>85585345i love these little brown possers in real life too
>>85585345he's kinda yeenesque
>>85585267....
I like his butt, soft looking, spankable
>>85585345good possers
none of these posts make any senseeveryone still knows theres no such thing as the wossstream
>>85585359*poops next to u*
>>85585392it's a good bit
>>85585359>>85585383thanks i love them too
>>85585289maid is HUGE HOLY SHIT
maid and idaho met in a woss stream
>>85585392a billion seconds in paint
*opibbles you*
is there or is there not a woss streamis there three now?
>>85585464nice photoshop skills dork thats OBVIOUSLY edited
>>85585464sack
>>85585476*firmly grasps you*
>>85585516so this is the woss stream huh
>>85585478no no such thing
>>85585530yeah
>>85585109I forgot to set up obs and record but if anyone watching was recording they're free to share
just get a e-pbf and you can have daily woss streams
>>85585576youre such a sweetie poss *mwah*
>>85585151obviously jj introduced eddy to weed. but via vapes because eddy is a vape guy >>85585169no you kill yourself fag
>>855854914 gajillion picoseconds of effort to move my mouse in paint
>>85585576i loved it poss ty
>>85585576i hated it poss fu
>>85585464i want to see it clench and pulse when he cums
discord is officially gay
>>85585464did you do this on a blanket or a towel?either way qt
>>85585689wasn't it always?
>>85585698towel
>>85585710well its gayer now
>>85582606>killdozerbooo the legend of that story is so much better than the reality of his unjustifiable belligerencebesides that i like your laptop it is very cool if i saw this this i would be drawn to you but in a kind of fearful biblically awesome way (i am unworthy!!!)
>>85585731oh i won't use it anymore then
what if instead it was the kissdozer
my legs are asleep >w<
>>85585796woss stream that good...
>>85585796did you do a massive woss?
i couldn't be there for the woss stream can anyone please give me the basic rundown on what our resident wosster did
>>85585862man i want to have sex with men
>>85585862remind me to
>>85585871same. look at how fat that ass is. i just want to pull down those undies and give his asshole a big sniff
>>85585862I thought it was fake
>>85585862wossed all over
>>85585871>ralsei plush>fallout new vegas>trans keyboardposs that's likely not a men
i like new vegas
>>85585929he has a man ass and therefore a dick. he's getting called a girl when being dicked down regardless of what xe identifies as
>>85585916did you woss all over too?
>cant enjoy woss streams because my retarded govt banned iti was a good poss dammit let me enjoy wossers
>>85585948what faction do you pick