/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5445>"Ass Grab" Edition--Stories--By Phaffabout>The Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156/By Anon>Jackpothttps://rentry.org/f7h2atwmBy Anon>LUCKY FINDhttps://rentry.org/gbq524d7By Hamlet of Troy>Untitledhttps://rentry.co/e6xyqfecBy Aedificator123>Deer in the Head Lightshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93276801By Rotham>The Horned Doehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93253831>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 54)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541By M4rsh4l_Legacy>The Frost on her Feathers (Ch. 34)https://archiveofourown.org/works/54569053By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 33)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/BY Doublefacedentendre>The "Fool" of Aether (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92654406By Lord_Boop_the_1rd>Doom in DuskHollow (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69583721/By ResidentDegnerate>Birdfeederhttps://rentry.org/tbb6coetBy Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 27)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021/chapters/248235201[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85579817Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
Fang...
semen demons
I stopped believing in my waifur and she died like Obi-Wan Kenobi in A New Hope
>>85583026the tulpa threads are on /x/
Post waifurs eating burgers please
>>85583026Who killed her?
>>85582989i quite enjoy the idea of a plain jane pigeon girl, heres a doodle i did in the magma
>Waifur talks to your parents while you're out of the room for the first time
>>85583015always a fox
>>85583054She's pretty darn cute. Would wife.
she's been alone and sad for like 40 minutes now anonlooks like she got ghostedwhat's your one liner to win her over, hotshot?
>>85583054Nice and feathery.
>>85583070>"Honestly! We thought he was gay!"
Has anyone here made a family tree for their characters? Considering I gave the Dow family some lore, I decided to make a little flowchart. It's looking good so far.The Dow family is cursed to be involved in a war, one way or another.Can someone help me think of a wife for Joseph here? It's looking a little too foxy right now (Dorje, Dahlia, and Adelaide are all tibetan foxes).Joseph was probably a career military man, so he might've been in the gulf at the age of ~34.
>>85583211>"You look bored. Someone not keep their appointment?"
>>85583239>posts autistic sperg lore of characters with no context>expects people to know what he's talking aboutunfuck yourself
>>85583054>never delivers her packages on time because she keeps stopping at every birdbath on her route
>>85583239>career military manWarhorse woman.
Fucking females is for poofs.
>>85583211>I AM PROFESSOR PSYCHOTIC!>I'M MAKING AN EGG WITH MY DNA IN MY EVIL LABORATORY!
>>85583211Don't scream but I have a really cool basement I want you to check out.
>British men and kshatriyan indian waifurs the moment the East India Company conquered India
>>85583239What website are you using?
>>85583326>Gives birth to half-Indian son
>>85583211What's popping, sugar tits? Aside from your hymen tonight, of course*winks*
>>85583211>go walk up>Immediately remember I'm afraid of women
>>85583353third best evolution line
>check thread >10 replies, brand new>Check again a bit later>21 replies >"Slow day for hmofa huh">See op>500 reply thread went by in less than two hours What the fuck is happening
>>85583353I love scrunkly gremlin critters like Weavile and Sneasel so much....
uhhhh bros?
>>85583211>Flex a 'cep>"Feeling fit buddy?"
>>85583403typical weekend business + this place is getting too big for one, even multiple generals
>>85583435>"I found out cheese in your packed sandwich anon">"My batch is still aging and we had none left">"Mind explaining yourself?
>>85583474Saar
Ok I know I said this sketch website is an infinite waifur generator but half of every drawing is this faggot with an obese possum fursona and his futa characters and it's pissing me off having to scroll through all this because of one single guy who hogs the whole website with his faggotry
guys i forgot.... what goes on female anthros again
The next update to The Leaves of Fall -- Something That Matters part Two -- is being split into two updates. The consequent update after 'Part Two,' that is, 'Part Three,' will be the other half of Part Two when compared to the original draft on SF.>WhyIt's a bad update, even in the original draft. It's like four separate scenes crammed into 7.5k words. There's no time to feel the gravity in any of them, imo. Plus by my standards that's too long of an update anyway, barring circumstance. I apologize to those who suffered through this one. I will do you all justice. >What's happeningSplitting the update in half. Canonically speaking there is now one more chapter in The Leaves of Fall, barring I don't do this again.>When is the next next updateSoon-ish. Definitely this week though. I feel that deadline on my head like you just somehow know a sniper has his crosshairs on youAnyway, busy weekend so I'm finally able to spend a few hours on this draft. Did I miss anything cool? Is it fall where you live? It feels like fall out here
>>85583510I don't know, but I know that Nord babies go in female anthros wombs.
>>85583510A good brie works well, though I'm partial to herbed goat cheese spread with an apricot jam.
May as well start your 5k projects
>>85583070>"It fits really well, Makes me cum a lot."
>>85583280It all started with picrel........https://wiki.elarriero.org/I'll get to properly writing the wiki pages for my characters this afternoon most likely.>>85583300A real /k/ommando>>85583348It's a Self-hosted thingy called webtreeshttps://webtrees.net/download
>>85583525>Did I miss anything cool?No.The only good thing was an arist explaining who he is and his situation. Actually inspiring stuff but lead to a LOT of thread shitting.>Is it fall where you live?Yeah, it's starting to feel like it too.
>>855832111) I wouldn't be at a bar this fancy2) I wouldn't be at a bar to begin with3) I would be too awkward to flirt4) I wouldn't have anything good to start a casual conversation with
>>85583442the kinda waifur that gets excited at the liquor store and makes (You) buy all the gimmicky alcopops and flavored vodkas when you just needed some more rum
>>85583239Minhee has 25+ siblings alone so trying to think of her aunt and uncle situation it's just too much
>>85582989Anthro women are better than human women.
>>85583525thanks king>Did I miss anything cool?I can't think of anything besides the big influx of stories>Is it fall where you live?really hot days and really cold nights it feels like hell
>>85583596Calling commonbleat's apology "inspiring" is next-level shitposting, regardless of your opinion on the matter.
>>85583211>"hello"
>>85583651I can hear that scream sound effect.
Do we have a hoopcat archive yet?
>>85583596>The only good thing was an arist explaining who he is and his situation. Actually inspiring stuff but lead to a LOT of thread shitting.Ah, yeah. It is unfortunate that opening up (publicly) about your problems around here can sometimes be used as ammo for trolls. I would go on record and say there are a lot of compassionate, kind /hmofa/ users. I've known a few. But, I suppose that is the nature of Anonymous image boards and online life. I hope the artist is doing well>Yeah, it's starting to feel like it too.I always listen to this album at the VERY end of the summer. Is it a good ft, musically for where you're at?https://youtu.be/VG9VhC0hiTg>>85583636>I can't think of anything besides the big influx of storiesGreat to hear. Love to see the writefag community still pumping out kino>really hot days and really cold nights it feels like hellMy sympathies. Still leaves dawn and dusk tho
fat furry women....epitome of sexo....
>>85583326Love these historical takes
>>85583211do you like armored core?
Tarot anon hereSpooky season of thrill and mystery is upon us!For now let's pick a card
>>85583687COME ON BAYBEEEEEEEE SHOW ME THE STAR
>>85583687The lonely one on the eight row.
>>85583687the one in your ass.
>>85583403Hoopcat is just that kino
>>85583596luckily pretty much no one bought his desperate smearing attempt
>>85583687I GOT $600 ON THE FOOL CMON LETS GO LETS GO
>>85583698Why is she deluding herself? That old hag is clearly over the age of 20.No growth shall happen.
>>85583640He was a person that indulged in bad practices (multiple ones) and one that needed affection from whoever cared to throw him any, no matter how dogshit those people were.He, on his own, looked at himself, understood that what he was doing was wrong, sepparated himself from those people AFTER what he did burned a whole lot of bridges and... just decided to make himself better despite that.Who is this not inspiring?
>>85582989The tail looks retarded, I hate it.
>>85583698azaleacore
>>85583687Middle.
>>85583687Second row fifth from the left.
>>85583687so there are females on hmofa
>>85583054Cute!
>>85583687second row third card
it's me, LarPaintAnon!!!i like drawing in this style, give me a few requests!
I think hoopcats are ugly can you stop posting them please thank yuo
>>85583701You were the first one who pointed at specific card so your hand will guide this week
>>85583742And those are all reasons we should treat 7oomer and Socks no differently than Commonbleat.That's not shitposting, that's asking you to actually stand on your principles
>>85583829>the moon>not even invertedThis pic was cool but the card itself sucks ass honestly.
>>85583829It's so fucking over
Does anyone have that vat-grown 'perfect' waifur image an artanon did in thread several months ago? Think it was back around the summer iirc
>>85583829>off by 1 from the StarFUCK MY MYSTERIOUS CHUD LIFE
>>85583742I will only be inspired once the 50 other people this thread ran off for dumb reasons and the 10 people that get shitposted about whenever they post for dumb reasons are forgiven, too.
>>85583239where fig
>>85583813peace meets azalea
>>85583684What if she tells you she prefers Steel Battalion?
>>85583813draw nicole watterson stalking shota anon
>>85583831i try not to respond to these posts but are you literally here shitposting 24/7? do you not go to sleep? how dedicated are you to shitting up an obscure general on a hidden 4chan board?
>>85583813Recreate this image but with a harecel and (You)
>>85583813Draw her getting BLEACHED it's what Paint anon would want (RIP thoughts and prayers)
gonna go sleep & have some gay thoughts or not idk probably won't think & just fall asleep
>>85583891It could be that many people feel this way
Good lordI wanna play Mario Kart DS with her
>>85583831>we should treat>>85583862>this thread ran offWhat does this have to do with anything I've said you thread shitting subhuman cockroach?I'm talking about what a PERSON did, I said nothing at all about you, "we" or the thread.Stop taking stimulants or please overdose already.
>>85583813draw her opening a hatch on the back of her suit to give my mouth access to her balloon knot
>>85583865Bratty bun and catty tsun
>>85583874i ask if she has all the equipment that came with the game.
>>85583813Are you 7oomer
>>85583813Draw Frankenstoat's monster
>>85583813I need to have that fat, 40 lb dork ass smothering my face immediately!
>>85583930Lines aren't sharp enough to be him
>>85583829>>85583842>The MoonFUCKBITCH I AM GOING TO LOSE MY CARPULL ANOTHER ONEPLEASEGODI BEG YOU$2500 ON THE TOWER
>>85583941tf are you talking about
>>85583948This, but inverted.
>>85583941I think the bad ass shape does nod towards 7oomer honestly.
>>85583813Riley (patecko) taking a shower
>>85583948>>85583842the hmoma and hmoba threads are elsewhere in the catalog, take this gay larping crystal magic bullshit elsewhere
>>85583977She's stinky and she keeps it that way to bully Tim in hopes the pheromones get to him and he fucks her brains out
>>85583930>>85583966>>85583976impossible he only draws stiff jojo poses
>>85583899Lol no
>>85583687Why is something so gay so commonly referenced in mediaHave you seen tarot readings? Just pulling cards with vague meanings and twisting it into something that pleases the retarded foid that paid you $100 for your "services"
>>85583982There aint nothin magic about gambling, son. it's all skill
Hmofarkana begins under the light of THE MOON!Let's have fun and show your creativity!I suggest trying to give spotlight to creators and waifurs left in the shadows but everybody is welcome to participate as long as you follow the rules-Event starts on 28th of September and ends on 4th of October.-Characters must be completely new or from hmofa artists and writers from this thread. No media characters.-Drawings must be themed around a weekly tarot card. Can be any type of picture or comic and you don't have to make it look like a card. Card is revealed every monday.-If you make a nsfw picture don't include underage characters, ferals and other off topic tags. Blood and gore is allowed as long as it fits the theme and Halloween spirit.-Event starts on 28th of September and ends on 4th of October.-Characters must be completely new or from hmofa artists and writers from this thread. No media characters.-Drawings must be themed around a weekly tarot cards name. Can be any type of picture or comic and you don't have to make it look like a card. Card is revealed every monday.-If you make a nsfw picture don't include underage characters, ferals and other off topic tags. Blood and gore is allowed as long as it fits the theme and Halloween spirit.
>>85583982Have some fun for once, asshole
>>85584013I could give a free reading. Oh look it's inverted the star.
oh my godi get it
>>85584013Uhh I don't care Star Platinum kill this nigger.
>>85583687Digit for column, 0 is 10, if >7 remove 7 and add 0, 3 or 6 depending on lineSecond digit/3 rounded down for line, if 0 use digit00 gets 1-8Let's roll
>>85583813Struggling to keep her giant thighs hovering above the head of an unaware anon she's attempting to observe for research purposes (the giant shadow she's casting over him makes it incredibly obvious)
>>85583899no not at all some people need to fuck off
>>85583997I kinda see her having a stinky ass ngl, like if she spreads her cheeks you’ll be smelling something
>>85584036I uh, assume you meant the 4th of November
>>85584013Because esoterica and occultism is fucking interesting and makes for cool symbolismSame with board games, gemstones, metals, animals, etc.
>>85584048I'm very sorry, will you please forgive me?
larp paw here. on my docket is:dorismaybe my own hoopcat?wild card slot, feel free to request a character for me to draw tho!hunting season is soon. keep your deer waifurs safe please. thank u
>>85583813Draw a hoopcat undergoing explosive decompression.
>>85584079Do something really fucking stupid with Alisa
>>85584036Why did you repeat yourself twice
>>85584095SEX AND MARRIAGE
>>85584067No, it's 1 week only.
>>85584067Yeah its novemberFuck i did it again Even doubleposted rules as wellOh the shaaame
>>85584079Missy
>>85584107actually, he only repeated himself once
>>85583635Proof?
>>85584079Sophie
>>85584079wild card, draw missy so her story is magically updated again
>>85584044why is she spreading her legs at me
>>85584079PLEASE draw more ChudPaw I want to see that guy happy. Maybe whoever his HM roommate is congratulating him after a job interview? Helping him pic out a suit?
>>85584079Diane foxington
>>85584107I am pretty bad at phoneposting and was a bit nerveous. Its a mistake
>>85584079>hunting season is soon. keep your deer waifurs safe please.draw Ruby (the deer one) in a hunting outfit, maybe actively hunting an actual deer
what would you do if you got shrunk down and your waifur mistook you for a bug and said "pesky thing" and started chasing you around with a flyswatter
>>85584177I'd summon the power of my voice and scream NIGGER at the top of my lungs.
>>85583919i think this would have been easier if i actually just used mspaint
>>85584177i pull my pants down and jiggle my penor to get her attention
>>85584079Chicken.
>put every drawfag on a wheel>put their artstyles on a larger and stationary wheel>spin wheel, and each drawfag has to draw in whatever artstyle they get from another drawfag
>>85584150
>>85584177Wouldn't happen because my wife is also a bug (to an extent) and would recognize me and she'd try her best to turn me back to normal because she cares about me
>>85584177pesky plumbers
>>85584177PESKY BEE
>>85584177my waifur would never, for she is not a duck
