/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5445>"Ass Grab" Edition--Stories--By Phaffabout>The Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156/By Anon>Jackpothttps://rentry.org/f7h2atwmBy Anon>LUCKY FINDhttps://rentry.org/gbq524d7By Hamlet of Troy>Untitledhttps://rentry.co/e6xyqfecBy Aedificator123>Deer in the Head Lightshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93276801By Rotham>The Horned Doehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93253831>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 54)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541By M4rsh4l_Legacy>The Frost on her Feathers (Ch. 34)https://archiveofourown.org/works/54569053By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 33)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/BY Doublefacedentendre>The "Fool" of Aether (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92654406By Lord_Boop_the_1rd>Doom in DuskHollow (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69583721/By ResidentDegnerate>Birdfeederhttps://rentry.org/tbb6coetBy Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 27)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021/chapters/248235201[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85579817Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
Fang...
semen demons
I stopped believing in my waifur and she died like Obi-Wan Kenobi in A New Hope
>>85583026the tulpa threads are on /x/
Post waifurs eating burgers please
>>85583026Who killed her?
>>85582989i quite enjoy the idea of a plain jane pigeon girl, heres a doodle i did in the magma
>Waifur talks to your parents while you're out of the room for the first time
>>85583015always a fox
>>85583054She's pretty darn cute. Would wife.
she's been alone and sad for like 40 minutes now anonlooks like she got ghostedwhat's your one liner to win her over, hotshot?
>>85583054Nice and feathery.
>>85583070>"Honestly! We thought he was gay!"
Has anyone here made a family tree for their characters? Considering I gave the Dow family some lore, I decided to make a little flowchart. It's looking good so far.The Dow family is cursed to be involved in a war, one way or another.Can someone help me think of a wife for Joseph here? It's looking a little too foxy right now (Dorje, Dahlia, and Adelaide are all tibetan foxes).Joseph was probably a career military man, so he might've been in the gulf at the age of ~34.
>>85583211>"You look bored. Someone not keep their appointment?"
>>85583239>posts autistic sperg lore of characters with no context>expects people to know what he's talking aboutunfuck yourself
>>85583054>never delivers her packages on time because she keeps stopping at every birdbath on her route
>>85583239>career military manWarhorse woman.
Fucking females is for poofs.
>>85583211>I AM PROFESSOR PSYCHOTIC!>I'M MAKING AN EGG WITH MY DNA IN MY EVIL LABORATORY!
>>85583211Don't scream but I have a really cool basement I want you to check out.
>British men and kshatriyan indian waifurs the moment the East India Company conquered India
>>85583239What website are you using?
>>85583326>Gives birth to half-Indian son
>>85583211What's popping, sugar tits? Aside from your hymen tonight, of course*winks*
>>85583211>go walk up>Immediately remember I'm afraid of women
>>85583353third best evolution line
>check thread >10 replies, brand new>Check again a bit later>21 replies >"Slow day for hmofa huh">See op>500 reply thread went by in less than two hours What the fuck is happening
>>85583353I love scrunkly gremlin critters like Weavile and Sneasel so much....
uhhhh bros?
>>85583211>Flex a 'cep>"Feeling fit buddy?"
>>85583403typical weekend business + this place is getting too big for one, even multiple generals
>>85583435>"I found out cheese in your packed sandwich anon">"My batch is still aging and we had none left">"Mind explaining yourself?
>>85583474Saar
Ok I know I said this sketch website is an infinite waifur generator but half of every drawing is this faggot with an obese possum fursona and his futa characters and it's pissing me off having to scroll through all this because of one single guy who hogs the whole website with his faggotry
guys i forgot.... what goes on female anthros again
The next update to The Leaves of Fall -- Something That Matters part Two -- is being split into two updates. The consequent update after 'Part Two,' that is, 'Part Three,' will be the other half of Part Two when compared to the original draft on SF.>WhyIt's a bad update, even in the original draft. It's like four separate scenes crammed into 7.5k words. There's no time to feel the gravity in any of them, imo. Plus by my standards that's too long of an update anyway, barring circumstance. I apologize to those who suffered through this one. I will do you all justice. >What's happeningSplitting the update in half. Canonically speaking there is now one more chapter in The Leaves of Fall, barring I don't do this again.>When is the next next updateSoon-ish. Definitely this week though. I feel that deadline on my head like you just somehow know a sniper has his crosshairs on youAnyway, busy weekend so I'm finally able to spend a few hours on this draft. Did I miss anything cool? Is it fall where you live? It feels like fall out here
>>85583510I don't know, but I know that Nord babies go in female anthros wombs.
>>85583510A good brie works well, though I'm partial to herbed goat cheese spread with an apricot jam.
May as well start your 5k projects
>>85583070>"It fits really well, Makes me cum a lot."
>>85583280It all started with picrel........https://wiki.elarriero.org/I'll get to properly writing the wiki pages for my characters this afternoon most likely.>>85583300A real /k/ommando>>85583348It's a Self-hosted thingy called webtreeshttps://webtrees.net/download
>>85583525>Did I miss anything cool?No.The only good thing was an arist explaining who he is and his situation. Actually inspiring stuff but lead to a LOT of thread shitting.>Is it fall where you live?Yeah, it's starting to feel like it too.
>>855832111) I wouldn't be at a bar this fancy2) I wouldn't be at a bar to begin with3) I would be too awkward to flirt4) I wouldn't have anything good to start a casual conversation with
>>85583442the kinda waifur that gets excited at the liquor store and makes (You) buy all the gimmicky alcopops and flavored vodkas when you just needed some more rum
>>85583239Minhee has 25+ siblings alone so trying to think of her aunt and uncle situation it's just too much
>>85582989Anthro women are better than human women.
>>85583525thanks king>Did I miss anything cool?I can't think of anything besides the big influx of stories>Is it fall where you live?really hot days and really cold nights it feels like hell
>>85583596Calling commonbleat's apology "inspiring" is next-level shitposting, regardless of your opinion on the matter.
>>85583211>"hello"
>>85583651I can hear that scream sound effect.
Do we have a hoopcat archive yet?
>>85583596>The only good thing was an arist explaining who he is and his situation. Actually inspiring stuff but lead to a LOT of thread shitting.Ah, yeah. It is unfortunate that opening up (publicly) about your problems around here can sometimes be used as ammo for trolls. I would go on record and say there are a lot of compassionate, kind /hmofa/ users. I've known a few. But, I suppose that is the nature of Anonymous image boards and online life. I hope the artist is doing well>Yeah, it's starting to feel like it too.I always listen to this album at the VERY end of the summer. Is it a good ft, musically for where you're at?https://youtu.be/VG9VhC0hiTg>>85583636>I can't think of anything besides the big influx of storiesGreat to hear. Love to see the writefag community still pumping out kino>really hot days and really cold nights it feels like hellMy sympathies. Still leaves dawn and dusk tho
fat furry women....epitome of sexo....
>>85583326Love these historical takes
>>85583211do you like armored core?
Tarot anon hereSpooky season of thrill and mystery is upon us!For now let's pick a card
>>85583687COME ON BAYBEEEEEEEE SHOW ME THE STAR
>>85583687The lonely one on the eight row.
>>85583687the one in your ass.
>>85583403Hoopcat is just that kino
>>85583596luckily pretty much no one bought his desperate smearing attempt
>>85583687I GOT $600 ON THE FOOL CMON LETS GO LETS GO
>>85583698Why is she deluding herself? That old hag is clearly over the age of 20.No growth shall happen.
>>85583640He was a person that indulged in bad practices (multiple ones) and one that needed affection from whoever cared to throw him any, no matter how dogshit those people were.He, on his own, looked at himself, understood that what he was doing was wrong, sepparated himself from those people AFTER what he did burned a whole lot of bridges and... just decided to make himself better despite that.Who is this not inspiring?
>>85582989The tail looks retarded, I hate it.
>>85583698azaleacore
>>85583687Middle.
>>85583687Second row fifth from the left.
>>85583687so there are females on hmofa
>>85583054Cute!
>>85583687second row third card
it's me, LarPaintAnon!!!i like drawing in this style, give me a few requests!
I think hoopcats are ugly can you stop posting them please thank yuo
>>85583701You were the first one who pointed at specific card so your hand will guide this week
>>85583742And those are all reasons we should treat 7oomer and Socks no differently than Commonbleat.That's not shitposting, that's asking you to actually stand on your principles
>>85583829>the moon>not even invertedThis pic was cool but the card itself sucks ass honestly.
>>85583829It's so fucking over
Does anyone have that vat-grown 'perfect' waifur image an artanon did in thread several months ago? Think it was back around the summer iirc
>>85583829>off by 1 from the StarFUCK MY MYSTERIOUS CHUD LIFE
>>85583742I will only be inspired once the 50 other people this thread ran off for dumb reasons and the 10 people that get shitposted about whenever they post for dumb reasons are forgiven, too.
>>85583239where fig
>>85583813peace meets azalea
>>85583684What if she tells you she prefers Steel Battalion?
>>85583813draw nicole watterson stalking shota anon
>>85583831i try not to respond to these posts but are you literally here shitposting 24/7? do you not go to sleep? how dedicated are you to shitting up an obscure general on a hidden 4chan board?
>>85583813Recreate this image but with a harecel and (You)
>>85583813Draw her getting BLEACHED it's what Paint anon would want (RIP thoughts and prayers)
gonna go sleep & have some gay thoughts or not idk probably won't think & just fall asleep
>>85583891It could be that many people feel this way
Good lordI wanna play Mario Kart DS with her
>>85583831>we should treat>>85583862>this thread ran offWhat does this have to do with anything I've said you thread shitting subhuman cockroach?I'm talking about what a PERSON did, I said nothing at all about you, "we" or the thread.Stop taking stimulants or please overdose already.
>>85583813draw her opening a hatch on the back of her suit to give my mouth access to her balloon knot
>>85583865Bratty bun and catty tsun
>>85583874i ask if she has all the equipment that came with the game.
>>85583813Are you 7oomer
>>85583813Draw Frankenstoat's monster
>>85583813I need to have that fat, 40 lb dork ass smothering my face immediately!
>>85583930Lines aren't sharp enough to be him
>>85583829>>85583842>The MoonFUCKBITCH I AM GOING TO LOSE MY CARPULL ANOTHER ONEPLEASEGODI BEG YOU$2500 ON THE TOWER
>>85583941tf are you talking about
>>85583948This, but inverted.
>>85583941I think the bad ass shape does nod towards 7oomer honestly.
>>85583813Riley (patecko) taking a shower
>>85583948>>85583842the hmoma and hmoba threads are elsewhere in the catalog, take this gay larping crystal magic bullshit elsewhere
>>85583977She's stinky and she keeps it that way to bully Tim in hopes the pheromones get to him and he fucks her brains out
>>85583930>>85583966>>85583976impossible he only draws stiff jojo poses
>>85583899Lol no
>>85583687Why is something so gay so commonly referenced in mediaHave you seen tarot readings? Just pulling cards with vague meanings and twisting it into something that pleases the retarded foid that paid you $100 for your "services"
>>85583982There aint nothin magic about gambling, son. it's all skill
Hmofarkana begins under the light of THE MOON!Let's have fun and show your creativity!I suggest trying to give spotlight to creators and waifurs left in the shadows but everybody is welcome to participate as long as you follow the rules-Event starts on 28th of September and ends on 4th of October.-Characters must be completely new or from hmofa artists and writers from this thread. No media characters.-Drawings must be themed around a weekly tarot card. Can be any type of picture or comic and you don't have to make it look like a card. Card is revealed every monday.-If you make a nsfw picture don't include underage characters, ferals and other off topic tags. Blood and gore is allowed as long as it fits the theme and Halloween spirit.-Event starts on 28th of September and ends on 4th of October.-Characters must be completely new or from hmofa artists and writers from this thread. No media characters.-Drawings must be themed around a weekly tarot cards name. Can be any type of picture or comic and you don't have to make it look like a card. Card is revealed every monday.-If you make a nsfw picture don't include underage characters, ferals and other off topic tags. Blood and gore is allowed as long as it fits the theme and Halloween spirit.
>>85583982Have some fun for once, asshole
>>85584013I could give a free reading. Oh look it's inverted the star.
oh my godi get it
>>85584013Uhh I don't care Star Platinum kill this nigger.
>>85583687Digit for column, 0 is 10, if >7 remove 7 and add 0, 3 or 6 depending on lineSecond digit/3 rounded down for line, if 0 use digit00 gets 1-8Let's roll
>>85583813Struggling to keep her giant thighs hovering above the head of an unaware anon she's attempting to observe for research purposes (the giant shadow she's casting over him makes it incredibly obvious)
>>85583899no not at all some people need to fuck off
>>85583997I kinda see her having a stinky ass ngl, like if she spreads her cheeks you’ll be smelling something
>>85584036I uh, assume you meant the 4th of November
>>85584013Because esoterica and occultism is fucking interesting and makes for cool symbolismSame with board games, gemstones, metals, animals, etc.
>>85584048I'm very sorry, will you please forgive me?
larp paw here. on my docket is:dorismaybe my own hoopcat?wild card slot, feel free to request a character for me to draw tho!hunting season is soon. keep your deer waifurs safe please. thank u
>>85583813Draw a hoopcat undergoing explosive decompression.
>>85584079Do something really fucking stupid with Alisa
>>85584036Why did you repeat yourself twice
>>85584095SEX AND MARRIAGE
>>85584067No, it's 1 week only.
>>85584067Yeah its novemberFuck i did it again Even doubleposted rules as wellOh the shaaame
>>85584079Missy
>>85584107actually, he only repeated himself once
>>85583635Proof?
>>85584079Sophie
>>85584079wild card, draw missy so her story is magically updated again
>>85584044why is she spreading her legs at me
>>85584079PLEASE draw more ChudPaw I want to see that guy happy. Maybe whoever his HM roommate is congratulating him after a job interview? Helping him pic out a suit?
>>85584079Diane foxington
>>85584107I am pretty bad at phoneposting and was a bit nerveous. Its a mistake
>>85584079>hunting season is soon. keep your deer waifurs safe please.draw Ruby (the deer one) in a hunting outfit, maybe actively hunting an actual deer
what would you do if you got shrunk down and your waifur mistook you for a bug and said "pesky thing" and started chasing you around with a flyswatter
>>85584177I'd summon the power of my voice and scream NIGGER at the top of my lungs.
>>85583919i think this would have been easier if i actually just used mspaint
>>85584177i pull my pants down and jiggle my penor to get her attention
>>85584079Chicken.
>put every drawfag on a wheel>put their artstyles on a larger and stationary wheel>spin wheel, and each drawfag has to draw in whatever artstyle they get from another drawfag
>>85584150
>>85584177Wouldn't happen because my wife is also a bug (to an extent) and would recognize me and she'd try her best to turn me back to normal because she cares about me
>>85584177pesky plumbers
>>85584177PESKY BEE
>>85584177my waifur would never, for she is not a duck
>>85584196That looks horrible. Outright diseased.I'm sorry but that's revolting.
>>85584079>Wild card slotI humbly request Vanity booping (you) on the nose.
>>85584079I need you to draw a pilot girl in honor of AC8
>>85584196excellent. time to dine!
>>85583831I'll be honest 7oomer stuff was the infamous One Guy, possibly the translator mad about the discord stuff and taking it out on him. If DoubleC had an active story he would've chosen that to exile and shit his pants about. He's subtling tried to do it to other people like Eclipse but people seem to have gotten wise to it now.The dude just likes thinking he has power and support so he uses "anons" as a shield for his actions.
>>85584196How lewd.
>>85584095>>85584193I love BBC.
>>85584209What? Can I not want to see a fellow man accomplished and maybe happy with his HM roommate?
what would you do if you were about to share a nice delicious rotisserie chicken with your waifur and then you looked away and when you looked back the rotisserie chicken was gone and your waifur had a rotisserie chicken shaped bulge in her throat
>>85584234you must be blind, you wouldn't recognize a great ass and tasty asshole if it got shoved in your face
>>85584177>>85584218>Anon's waifeather is Bird Girl.
>>85584079How about participating in hmofarkana?This week its moon themed
>>85584235i wanna fuck this fops
>>85584095>>85584193
>>85584262
>>85584079The Dorks
Looks like that Before Dark smut spinoff got a new chapter.
>>85584275Oh hey, it's that cheetah that has incestuous sex with her brotherAnd she's surrounded by furboisNow that's very /hmofa/
>>85584270Anon that looks like the backside of a waterlogged corpse that's unevenly decomposing.
>>85584079AnastasiaAlso check your DMs, old farmer.
>>85584309why are you replying
Trying to draw. I'll post the complete drawing when I finish it.
>>85584312Reminder there's someone who ships herself with him
>>85584328I find the incest hot ngl
>>85584264Well, lets just say soon enough I'll have a waifur shaped bump in my belly...
>He's back
>>85584079cool gun waifur
>>85584241Actual schizo gymnastics to explain the natural social reaction to being a huge ass in a group of people
>>85584330I'm happy you're drawing but I'm not sure what a former whore with an actual anthro husband has to do with this thread.
>>85584305?
>>85583892actually nevermind my normal art software is better
>>85584203Jockey
>>85584325He's not gonna fuck you bro...
Which kind of waifurs are Aryan?
>>85583239Only when necessary. So far the furthest I have is general descendants, such as the main girls from Scourge of Blades have descendants in the main story, and Gale's family tree (also from main story), which mostly pertains to her half sister and their shared father.>>85583667A Key-ring, of you will...
>>85584273You've got to catch her first, anon>>85584365Kek. Many thanks anon.
>>85584325He is ignoring you lolYou are a loathsome dung eater here!
>>85584355Makes it very hard to watch beastars to know that lesgoshi is an autistic Virgin like myself ruining his life to get a crumb of the pussy some guy broke in for free years before
>>85584411Morgan
>>85584362Popped up like a month ago, it's apparently a spinoff of a /doe/ fic and Before Dark.>>85583851https://archiveofourown.org/works/92060321
>>85584411yeens and lionesses
>>85584432>some guyYou mean dozens of guys?>>85584411Do you even have to ask?
>>85584241I don't know if it was burner anon, but yeah. One guy threw a hissy fit about 7oomer and tried to ruined the thread to this very day.
>>85584448>it's apparently a spinoff of a /doe/ fic and Before Dark>equinox + before darkwhat the heck
>>85584455She was the public cumdump but only one took her virginity probably just because he was big enough not to get her bullied
>>85584455can't believe he ignored juno in favor of a bunny whorewhat a faggot
>>85584411>>85584455My Aryan foxwife...
>>85584534he's too autistic to handle her. leave her to me
>>85584544Was it made by the same guy?
>>85584506>Check the equinox story>AMAB kris>still using they/them i forgot that even on /doe/ and /sus/ they were still faggots
>>85584079>maybe my own hoopcat?Yes, do itWe must further expand the ayy lmao cat population
>>85584278>he hates ChudPaw and doesn't want to see him happy.I think you're the biggest faggot here.
>>85584432Not to mention she fucked everyone in the school because of depression o algo. >>85584524>>85584534Didn't an foid write this? It should've been expected.
>>85584330Juno when
>>85584551Probably
>>85584590creator is the daughter of the guy who made baki
>>85583813>Male rimming
>>85583936this was easier to draw because i didnt have to draw her face lol
>>85584544>>85584551>>85584599I love how a mall shooter became the face of reason
>>85584617INCREDIBLY KINO
>>85584432I would fuck the rabbit. I don't give a fuck about that faggot legoshi
>>85584590So fucking hopeless that the most unrealistic thing about buncels not being that they are anthropomorphic rabbits but the idea that even the biggest shut in isolated artsy women aren't massive, massive whores
>>85584590The same author made a manga about a dog turning into an anthro and killing a girl's dad, and she immediately fucks the dog
What if the hoopcat's butt cheeks literally explode like a pair of hand grenades
>>85584590if a man wrote beastars haru would have an intact hymen and it would've been a delightful little love story that ends with legoshi, haru, louis & juno all happy but unfortunately women are evil
>>85584666Checker
>>85584325It's too late he already knows you're a leech.
>>85584653small horny creatures are top tier
>>85583717Strange how the right hoopcat has human feet instead if cat paws.
>>85584653damn that is an incredibly sex creature
>>85584663OH YEAH lol absolute woman moment
>>85584079the bodega...... you got my hopes up months ago... you gots to do the bodega... (or scratch, she's cuter anyway)
>>85584681why do you fags care about what legoshi gets? also a man wrote aggretsuko and haida is a total cuck too. who gives a fuck about anthro men other than homos
>>85584079>>85584142idk if sophie art would do it but it would be nice if someone did something nice for scuds, i havent seen him posting lately
>>85584660That's not exactly true. Itagaki is just a massive delusional bitch. There are creative women that can very much control themselves. If we're talking about asian creatives we don't have to go far - Arakawa is a nice woman and a great mangaka even if her work was vastly imporved in the 03 adaptation.
>>85584241This is absolutely not the case with doubleC, that guy has moved on from this thread. It is possible that some people might have tried to "suck up" to DC because he was running a server, but that was never his intention, nor is "clout chaser" the kind of person Centerfold is. If I recall, he made it a point to draw art for stories that didn't didn't have any and characters with only a handful of pieces. He posted art every single day for a month and diligently improved over his whole time posting for the sake of making anons on this thread happy. And if I recall, he apologized for the server shit all the way back when the "drama" was fresh. Yet, he's treated as if he's in tier as Socks by the thread. Even by other discordfags who are as, if not more culpable for 'cordfagging shit.If anything, /hmofa/ owes that guy an apology, or at the very least acknowledgement for all the good stuff he did for the thread.
>>85584642a real human bean
>>85584714apparently men here who shitpost aggressively and/or are unironically threatened by the existence of men who aren't eunuchs
>>85584733you're the one who identified with humiliated and cucked anthro men
>>85583846Turning her anthro doesn't fix her.
>>85584714Why wouldn't I care for the well being of a fellow man? He struggles the same way I do, why wouldn't I want to see him happy, especially if I'm not competing with him directly?
>>85584724He never apologized for injecting discord into the general, he was in fact being a very smug cunt about itStop spewing bullshit
>>85584065That's just her backed up anal glands. She should probably get those checked.
>>85584756because he's not like you, not physically and I hope to god not not mentally either
>>85584724I agree with you. He always seemed to be well meaning.
>>85584724I'm not saying he never did anything good and some of those other discordfaggots are like ten times worse but this post is not entirely accurate
>>85584789And? He's still a man and his suffering is something that other men including me might've felt at some point int our lives. Even if he's a retard and a cuck it doesn't mean that I wouldn't want him to become a better person and be happy.
>>85584196Now there is easy access for anal sex.
>>85584423>A Key-ring, of you will...What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
>>85584724I think it's one of those things where the thread itself doesn't have a problem or even genuinely likes him but a few loud schizos say he's the antichrist for no reason. That happens to a lot of people we're told to hate by people who are actively shitting up the thread.
>>85584821this isn't guts we are talking about, I don't feel bad for scott pilgrim's cuck ass and he's a human. It's not even because they struggle, i hate surrenderers
>>85583813Abhoopcatifiy her>>85584079Why make another generic hoopcat design when you could pick their superior subspecies instead
>>85584312Modern Spongebob really likes Bubble Bass. In the past he only appeared in two episodes.
>>85584309Silver lining, the chick is hot and a drawing like that but hmofa (or at least solo) would be very nice so saving that idea for later.
What is it with gaynal faggots and being attracted to the most inflamed, disgusting diseased things? It's usually prolapsed engorged assholes, but now the whole butt looks rotten and they are salivating at it.
>>85583211>walk up to her>"are you alone?"
>>85584079Please draw Katia again lorp. I love you
>>85584724Sorry but no DC was a turd worlder powertripping from being "the owner of the official /hmofa/ server" or whatever, all these people can eat shit, and in extension:>>85584241It is extremely obvious that it is not just one guy that hates them and the things they do to the general, you people are fucking delusional from being surrounded by a clique
>>85584693>>85584701Unbelievably agree, there really needs to be more content with that dynamic
>>85583813lime very obnoxiously spittling all in a guy's face while trying to explain how her totally not-hentai is actually educational reading material>>85584079break your shackles and draw the green catte being a pervy dork kudasai
>>85584874Get back to work Kaz *whipcrack*
Im down with CB being here if 7oomer can be in OP if nots thats fucking insane
>>85584891there's no way kyle wasn't fucking the catit's so obvious
>>85584095>>85584193Source on these two pics?
>>85584884Prove anything you posted is true.
>>85584617Imagine the smell.
>>85584845Why would I need someone to be human to feel bad for them? Is your empathy really that weak that you're unable to see and think about the struggle of anything even a little different from you?>i hate surrenderersNeither of the charcters you've mentioned are surrenderers tho? They choose the worst fucking hill possible to die on, dedicating their lives to actual whores, but they still fight. Legosy almost gets killed multiple times.The stories are utter dogshit (both SP and Bstars), the choices of the characters are even worse but it doesn't mean I can't think of a way Legosy could be happy.
>>85584921Your whataboutism is pathetic
>>85584874welcome to costco... i love you
>>85584834Not sure if fat fingered, or auto'd, butt it was supposed to be "IF you will", the implication being a bunch of hoopcats bout by their hoops, through a giant Key-ring...
>>85584937It's fair though. 7oomer is unfairly hated just as CB is.
>>85584666Why would they explode?
>>85584937and youre a FAGGOT for hoopcat dick
>>85584891I love this template so much. The concept of a bratty small wife flaunting how much you love her and her body is just such a pleasant idea.
>>85583813Put her in some daisy dukes and a pink crop top that exposes pretty much all of her midsection.
>>85584925aihttps://e6ai.net/posts?tags=kbi+bovine
decided to draw azalea, something that shows her size in a slightly more familiar wayi also decided that her bf will have hair, i draw too many bald humans>>85582989>>85583813>>85584196>>85584617incredible amount of lime images very nice thanks so much for drawing her>>85584365and cute bun too...
It's annoying to have a reasonable dislike of some of these discordfags because you just get lumped in with the shitposters who take it way too far
>>85584982yuge bunny wife
>>85584966NTA but honestly sorta, Quiet is the best hoopcat he made, I want that brown cat so fucking much.
>>85584922Who wouldn't tbf
>>85584934>They choose the worst fucking hill possible to die on, dedicating their lives to actual whores, but they still fight.yes and that's funny lol
>>85584959A. It's funny.And B. Have you fucking looked at those things? If a hoopcat's ass gets any bigger it may very well explode.
>>85584988There hasn't been a good reason to dislike them though.
>>85584982Big bnuuy... Pretty...Like seriously I really like this drawing.Good stuff, dude
>>85584994oh boy, more faggotryguess it would be too fucking hard to take it to the appropriate thread for once in your nigger life
>>85584982>the carDon't tell me you were also the police car guy this whole timeAzalea's cute and I'm happy to see her at your full power level.
>>85584982is she strong enough to pick up the traced car though
>>85585001Give up and go to another community, your reputation will never improve again, not here
What waifur can be related to moon? Werewolf and rabbit waifurs are obvious but I wonder about some other options
>>85585001Ha, yeah you'd think so wouldn't you
>>85584761>>85584884I would be "inspired" if this type of poster forgave DC as easily as they forgave Commonbleat.>>85584841Perhaps they're motivated, perhaps they're not. DC's server was the one you actually got screencaps from, so its natural that he got the most attention and blame from it. Regardless, that was the narrative that was built, no matter how true or not it was.>>85584815I'm not DC, so I would like to know the parts that aren't entirely accurate.
>>855849537oomer put author notes in his stories shitting on the general, CB has never been spiteful to this general
>>85585012Hey I'm not the one who started talking about hoopcat dick all of a sudden.And I posted a SFW pic.
>>85585025It shouldn't be this hard for you to provide an actual reason, it's been months. Surely you have something at this point.
>>85585000Nah, she'll just need to expel the extra air through her butt to shrink it.
>>85584951>butt it was supposed>hoopcats bout by their hoops, through a giant Key-ring...I'm going to go with fat fingered seeing as this reply also looks like you smashed your face into the keyboard.
>>85584999>>85585000Digits seen
>>85584934>They choose the worst fucking hill possible to die on, dedicating their lives to actual whoresTo be fair, people who're promiscuous are still people at the end of the day, though in Scott's case I'm pretty sure he was just horny. At least Legoshi wanted to protect what good Haru had even if she was, you know, the school bicycle.>>85584988Unfortunately mild dislike and ambivalence doesn't get the dumpster fire alight, but outrage, vitriol and baselessly insulting others does
>>85584982lmao that's great
>>85585039All the shit 7oomer said about the general was true, you are proving him right even now.
>>85584666>>85585000The gods favour me today.
>>85585037At some point he became more interested in networking and such then /hmofa/ for the sake of /hmofa/Self-interested, a bit egotistical, not patriotic. To keep it short.
>>85585083Use your good luck to wish every human male his own waifur right now
>>85585058...fuck me, I was at In-n-out so I was typing while distracted... I think I saw "bound" in the recommended bar above the virtual keyboard, missed, and hit the "t", which is right below where it would be....
>>85584982woah, cute azalea. i love the big bun
>>85585017not strong enough to pick it up on top of her like superman but she can like lift up the back (with significant effort) or hold it up to prevent it from falling down while half of it is hovering about to fall like on an unfinished bridge or something
>>85585078If it's true he can just leave, CB has never been hostile to this general unlike 7oomer who constantly shitposts and tries to bring discord drama here and has never once apologized for it
>>85585061You know, Legosy could very well protect Haru as like, just a good person? And not be her lover/partner? Especially when Juno was all over him.I can hope for the best for him all I want, but the way Haru changed over the course of that dogshit mess of a story was pulled out of the ass and is prime femoid "I don't understand what accountability is".
>>85585092You have no idea about literally anything. Just stop trying to make your shitposting spare some kind of justified righteous battle.
>>85585031There are plenty animals associated with the moon.
It's actually scary how they don't comprehend the difference between why Bleat was "forgiven" (no one ever even had issues with him) and babcord fags being scorned for their stereotypically horrible, sour, jealous, catty conduct on a threadly basis
>>85584982>PeaceanonDo you have an archive of all your current hoopcat art/fanart you wouldn't mind sharing by any chance?>UnrelatedAlso please draw more Nivea! I have such a need for that cute, fat assed abhoopcat
sleepy dream time, goodnight anons. didn't do any of the ghost requests today but i'll try getting to em soon, hope your next bread is nice and crunchy and tasty
What the fuck is happening itt?
Why do people bring up discord, something that's off-site, as being something bad for the thread. Then turn around a give a pass for a guy who did bad stuff off-site because it was off-site.>But he did good stuff for the thread?Yeah? So has the discord? The discord has done infinitely more good for this thread then bad. DC has done more good for this thread than CB ever has.
>>85585126I used to be in his server and spoke to him on several occasions but okay.
>>85585110Kazing, kahur!Every anon here gets his dream waifur!
>>85585134who is they
>>85584079>wild card slotProbably too late but a POV of her pinning (You) down would be really, really really freaking epic and stuff
tHe DiScOrD iS mAkInG mE sHiT mYsElF!!!1!!
>>85585134There was nothing to forgive in the first place because he never wronged the general in the first place
>>855851467oomer is this youI know this sounds like a shitpost, it's not
>>85585143I don't know but you could help by actually posting hmofa stuff instead of asking what's going on
>>85585148DC has never been egotistical or clout hungry, literally did nothing to earn this bullshit ire.
>>85585142i forgot whiskers i am going to commit seppuku
why the need to pick sides like we're in a war, calm down
>>85585143Whataboutism because a guy got "forgiven" for things he's not even guilty of, and therefore every other shitposter we've ever had must also be forgivenThere's a big chance it's 7rooner doing this
>>85585092>>85585148Prove that in any capacity.>>85585123You haven't apologized for shitting up the thread either.>>85585134You say that while actively shitting up the thread over accusations you have never been able to prove.
>>85585170Sure m9
>>85585171It's increasingly clear you're either being disingenuous or you're never gonna budge so I'm not gonna keep doing this.Good day, sir!
>>85585179HEY THIS GUY'S A CENTRISTGET HIM
>>85584079i don't have a request but your willingness to put in the effort for this place after seeing how it gets has earned my respect. please never get bored doing what you love
>>85584724The fact no one else in DCs server got even an ounce of shit for being in it also makes it seem disingenuous
>>85585171>DC has never been egotistical or clout hungry, literally did nothing to earn this bullshit ire.He literally is trying to get his space cat comic off the ground and rarely posts here anymore.
>>85585193aaaaa i just wanna grill for my waifur
>>85585171Bait or mentally retarded
I got banned for making this shit
>>85585185>Prove that in any capacity.I deleted my discord account months ago and I wasn't exactly a screenshotting faggot. What do you want me to do.
>>85585078Have you seen how he acted in aggies?
Any and all mentions of shitcord needs to be an autoban.
