/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5455>"Stunning" Edition--Stories--By Scan>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 2)https://rentry.co/pigeon-postalBy Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 34)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/By Rotham>Traumfrauhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93447781>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 55)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541By Phaffabout>The Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156/By Anon>Jackpothttps://rentry.org/f7h2atwmBy Anon>LUCKY FINDhttps://rentry.org/gbq524d7By Hamlet of Troy>Untitledhttps://rentry.co/e6xyqfecBy Aedificator123>Deer in the Head Lightshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93276801By M4rsh4l_Legacy>The Frost on her Feathers (Ch. 34)https://archiveofourown.org/works/54569053BY Doublefacedentendre>The "Fool" of Aether (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92654406By Lord_Boop_the_1rd>Doom in DuskHollow (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69583721/[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85609834Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
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>>85612813>Scum of the earth lowlifeMy wife is a defender of the forest, protecting the weak and punishing the fags who push for the industrial revolution to take placeYour ice ligger does nothing but sit in her womancave all day, read smut and schlick herself
Someone over in /s4s/ made this
>>85612861Why does she look traumatized?
>>85612865And this cat I don't know the name of but she's cute
>>85612874
>>85612869You caught her eating your pet cat.
>>85612882I like her :)
>>85612861>Uh, Lynn? Is that your cousin?>"What? No. My cousin lives in Canada.">Then who is that?>"I don't know but the way she's staring at us is giving me the heebie buh-jeebies."
peanut butter jelly time and her boyfriend she calls Frankie, because he looks like Zappa
>>85612874I think this might be a cat girl of the nekomimi variety.
Deep dark fantasy
What do you think is the best position for beachside sunset sex?
Every day I am tormented by what I cannot have.
>>85612940my back on the sand and her riding on top. least amount of sand in the areas of friction this way
>>85612909Are you the guy that came back after leaving in april 2025?
>>85612923hmofa?
>>85612954Who do you think they're looking at?
>>85612953yeah
I want Buncel so fucking bad it's unreal. I need a stinky bunny girl GF. I need her to sit on my face. I need her to explain Madoka Magica to me and agree with her about how disgusting fucking yeens are. I want to fall asleep with her while she plays me The Smiths on her record player. I need this so fucking bad bros.
>>85612960 so have you posted anywhere else or did you stop posting entirely after that
>>85612947Whats her name, anon?
I got this feastables drink thing and this packet of protein powder for free so I've done something. The consistency is very thick and the powder did not dissolve very well, lots of chunks. Taste is fine.Gonna get /fit/ for my waifur.
>>85612982i wasnt even opening 4chan at all, thread sperging all day every day so i just left. it was also a bad time for me because of some medical issues and family drama that hit me at the same time, so it was just the thing to do i guess. i'm glad to be on hmofa again
>>85613006Anon that looks like actual shit in a cup
>>85612892>heebie buh-jeebiesinstead of>heebuh jeebuhs
>>85613017well then now I'm curious on what made you want to join back, was it because you browsed through trash one day or did someone ask you to join back?
>>85613018Anon has a fly bugfu.
>>85612908Guh...
>>85613018Yeah it kind of does. Doesn't taste like it though, tastes chocolatey.>>85613029Fox waifur, actually.
>>85612940At home because sand is hell
>>85613001I'm not really sure. I haven't met her yet, but my heart says Runa.
>>85613006Protein powder is a scam, just eat a steak
>>85613053I'm just using it cause I got it for free. I eat a lot of eggs.
>>85613027i was asked, and i trust that people are gonna be chill now. some people extend an olive branch and i graciously accept, yknow?
>>85613083Oh I know what you're talking about.That wasn't done out of the goodness of their heart exactly.
>>85613096really? well, i think getting along is a good thing regardless
The rare meowing cheetahhttps://youtu.be/Xn5sOu2oK68
>>85613096if you know something we dont share with the class
>>85613110Something something "if the thread's allowing Commonbleat in then we're just letting everyone in I guess. Let's just forgive and forget everything, this is what you want so this is what you get" (not ad verbatim but saying the same thing basically)It was only done because someone had a tantrum and tried to prove a stupid point in a stupid way.>>85613124Okay.
quite...shrewd...........
>>85613130so can i post hmofa in the hmofa thread or?
>>85613141Adorable, would hug and smooch
>>85613083Well as the anon said here>>85613096I think I generally know who it is that asked you, and I'm almost completely sure this person asked you to join back because of all the CB drama that happened since the last few days. I'm not saying that you aren't allowed back anymore, since I don't recall all the drama that happens in the thread from years ago, but all I'm saying is that it's definitely something to do with the person's bias when it comes to drawfags
>>85613142Is anyone stopping you? Cause I'm not.By the way a dedicated drama channel was pretty fucking faggy, I hope you aren't doing that sort of thing anymore, if you are who I think you are.>>85613153Your guess is probably correct.
>>85613142Yeah
>>85613130can you show us who said this?
>>85613174It was anon of course
I don't trust him but I'm not going to kick up a fuss, just ignore them
>>85613174Take a wild guess.Also they didn't say that exact sentence but they were saying the same things basically.
>>85613153i dont really care about he said she said. hmofa posts go in hmofa thread is what im operating on, and i like hmofa and drawing it, been trying to work on my story too but that's rough lol>>85613160thanks, oh the drama channel is supposed to be a bin for political posts lol
>Who am I?>You are Anon.>But, who are you? Are you Anon as well?>Correct, I'm the thing that is recognized as Anon.
>>85613191>the drama channel is supposed to be a bin for political posts lolI don't really believe you on that.If you've any transgressions to confess to and move away from, now's your chance I'd say.>>85613207Lol
>>85613160>>85613191I don't know which one of you is the one that draws but can you show anything you've made from the past year in between you leaving
Imagine trying to post hmofa in the hmofa thread and some guy just randomly starts interrogating you over random shit nobody cares about.No wonder so many artist and writers leave this place.
>>85613039She has a beautiful name, Anon. I hope you meet up with her one day.
>>85613221Who would be the good cop and bad cop?
“But I don’t want to go among mad people,” Anon remarked.“Oh, you can’t help that,” said the second Anon: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”“How do you know I’m mad?” said Anon.“You must be,” said the second Anon, “or you wouldn’t have come here.”
>>85613221When are you gonna get a job?
>>85613186i have no idea
at least american hours were chill
>>85613214ok? lol>>85613219sure, here's a bimboid thing
>>85613191That's crazy I wonder why
>>85613224Thanks, hope so too. I will wait as long as I must.
These fucking yigger bitches need to be stop. Corrupting the young human men away from the human women. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWTSv6FUdUY>>85612909She has done every Undertale route and I mean EVERY. I bet her favorite character is the mad dummy.
>>85613259oh no, i dared make fun of a twitter artist for selling a chinese sweatshop plush who cares
>>85613259It's a mystery
what's more hmofa than being hmofa?
>>85613273"political posts" my ass
>>85613273So I guess you just happened to be privy to the happenings of the thread despite being gone.
>>85613261I know I'm not going to meet my waifur in this life so I am just trying to live my best life now so she can be proud of me in the after life.
why you people just can't be at least a tiny bit normal?
>>85613277>I want more love, fucker, I ain't done yet>More hmofa than hmofa>More hmofa than hmofa
>>85613277Being mad
>>85613272Is that a socket in your pocket or do you have a yeenis?
>>85613285yeah, actually. being forced to hear about what stupid shit went on because other people wanted to talk about it. it was so fucking draining lolis it hard to believe that people kept trying to yap to me about some shit i dont care abouti've moved on, have you?
>>85613277Not giving a fuck about labels.
>>85613302A little birdy told me you're a bad man.Here's a good way to prove you're being honest now. Admit you're an American.
>>85613302Just letting everyone know who they're dealing with that's all
Veranon found missing the next day
my yt recommendations are full of videos about undertale yellowi should draw her again
All our drawfags should be forced to draw their OCs kissing and making out with each in order to bury the hatchet.
I had a dream that I had this HUGE space ship toy! It was like, 2-3 feet long, and was like 3 stories tall, I clouding a nice sized landing bay for a fighter to park in!Now I'm sad that such a toy doesn't even exist :,(
>>85613337i agree
>>85613337>13337Close enough, leet digits
*does this while looking you dead in the eye*
Rather than engage in drama, post furry women.
>>85613348>>85613350i like japanese cats
>>85613339Draw Marrow getting shrunk and jar'd already.
>>85613312ohhhh i get what this is. ok so two guys bought commissions from me and then blocked me and told me to kill myself without asking for updates before i could get it to them, so i was like fuck it, i guess they dont get it- and then the american name and town i put on the paypal is what theyre bent out of shape as a gotcha or something. in the event im american, what do i get by pretending to be from a shithole 2nd world country? what happens if i am american? what's the point of this.
No no no I don't know about others but 7oomer and Cure heads should stay impaled on pikes on our castle wall. It's a reminder and a lesson to our newfags.
>>85613360Just admit that you're American as a show of good faith, I already know you're an American and not from any paypal whatever the fuck.
>>85613339Is Marrow being gangraped by lizard men canon? is that what led her to preferring human men?
>>85613339I will remind you that Marrow doesn't belong here and you insisting on her is not healthy for our thread or your reputation. Please reconsider.
Okay. Here me out. A threesome with this Fortnite cat and Avril.
Do not engage
>>85613337That's gay.
>>85613372ok im american now what
>>85613379Stay away from Avril
How do we detour back to hmofa
I'd ask why 7oomer is suddenly buddy-buddy with Veranon despite his year long autistic crusade against him but know the answer will be retarded
>>85613390She's MINE.
>>85613392New art and storiesRequestsSome proper discussions
>>85613388There. Was that so hard?You were a faggot and a tard, you can just admit to it, and move on from it and everything will be fine. Nobody's perfect you know, we all have times in our lives that aren't great.
Hm
>>85613395Holy Cringe
>>85613277H...mofa
>>85613394I like his characters. He draws big tits and ass too.
>>85613392Something like this.
Pubes?
>>85613399no that's af who's he hm?
>>85613287Stay strong brother, she is out there seeking you as well.
>>85613403Then why the fuck didn't you stop beefing earlier?
>>85613392By posting it of course!
>>85613379idk maybe? they would just talk about invader zim or some shit and no fucking would be had. but i did draw avril as a kangaroo a while back
>>85613426
>>85613426>>85613430>master1200
>>85613426>>85613430Installing reproductive modules on your dejimo...Also click on the image in pixiv before you save it
>>85613403The way he draws ass makes it look like those twitter goonslop proportions,where it's all just circles with no gravity on them I can't goon to gravity defying boobs and ass. I guess he draws poses really awkwardly stiff too.
>>85613272DAMN.
>>85613436>>85613441artists often post images larger than 4 MB, i don't save full sizes unless there's a lot of detail to the image
what's your favorite human male and female anthro character tropes?i like the "depressed guy" and "nerdy gal"
>>856134484chan X/XT has the ability to shrink image sizes automatically so if it's above 4 MB it'll compress it to JPG
>>85613454I like the "in love with the gal" guy and the "in love with guy" gal
Fuck it. I don't wanna see any arguing about this, any reposting of it later, nothing. I don't even want a bunch of discussion about it, you wanna do that go bake a metaposting thread or something.I'm tired of this faggot bullshit.I'm gonna go do something else for a bit then doodle some stuff. If you have any suggestions on what to doodle go ahead and say them, just try to keep them really simple I can't draw good.Curses to the trolls, peace to everybody else.
>>85613006"Feastables."Meh.Wake me up when someone markets "Fuckables".
>>85613376What if she is and you're just a retarded schizo?
I really don't know why I wanted to try the Natural Pencil brush from Paint, but I did.
This thread is cursed.
Good morning bread>>85613454I like cool/chill/cranky dude and goofy/excited/sweet gal
>85613476Why are you bringing off site discord drama to this thread?
>>856134767oomer's a fucking dumbass, there was no forgivea and forget for CB because he was never in the thread previously
>takes you to The Pool™
>>85613497Because you're an idiot
I'm just glad Vera is getting drawings again cuz she's cute.
>>85613372What are you going to do if I've actually secretly been a Canadian this entire time anon
>>85613513I would jerk for Kirk
>>85613506what waifurs would this be
>>85613495Good morning anon
>>85613476So everyone showing up all at once, and all that shit about trying to equate the CB to all these other namefags, was all 7oomer? Genuinely what causes people to act and think like this?
>>85613530He's mentally ill and thinks things happen in a vacuum. Imagine thinking a discord represents the fucking thread.
>>85613354Marrow getting shrunken by [Evil Character Here] evil wizard tower?Marrow stabbing [Evil Character Here] in the eye using a butter knife she sharpened and wielding it like a glaiveVictorious but still smol Marrow (a little angry that killing the caster did not break the spell) hiking to have her hex lifted from her new perspective it is a multi day journeyFull size Marrow returning to the site in a few short hours after getting the attention of a healer in town retrieving her gear that didn't shrink with her such as her weapons and camp suppliesabout to leave she also takes the butter knife she used not only as a memento but so she has the means to defend herself immediately should it ever happen again
Man the trannylator reaaaally doesn't want hmofa in the hmofa thread
>>85613476>it was actually 7oomer mad that people are fine with CB but not himHoly fuck LMAO, called it.
Okay I just hate 7oomer even more now
here's my controversial take on this dramaFuzzy women are cute
>>85613540This but instead of finding a healer, some little kids find her, and she has to spend the next few days as their doll before the spell wears off.
I like CB more than 7oomer because he isn't a sperg
How are we any different from popufurs on Twitter?
>>85613551Kinda gay desuLike animal women are weiiiird and stupid....
>>85613557cuz me am good an dey sum bad!
>>85613552>some little kids find her, and she has to spend the next few days as their dollNever ever repeat this in the presence of /B/anon I fear what would almost certainly result
>>85613476What a fucking nigger lmaoLiterally B(BC)uckbroken by goonslop art
I don't think I've made her mole size consistent but it just needs to be noticeable
>>85613598The iconic naked Doris
>>85613476Oh so it WAS 7roon throwing melties and defending socks to prove a point after all!
>>85613537It's not that I even mind the idea of a thread discord, it's the idea that someone can be so backstabby and conceited, and then wonder why anons dislike people such as him and Cure, and don't mind someone like CB who has literally never done anything like this ever.Literally just don't gossip like schoolgirls, shit up the thread to try and prove some nonsense point, and just make cool hmofa and it'd be fucking fine, but they just fucking can't help themselves. Fuck.
>>85613476We literally knew this already
Ooh lala
>>85613598Now that I think about it, how can we even see her mole? Wouldn't her fur hide it?
>Vera, DC, 7oomer this upset and jealous of how easy it was for a blackedfag, albeit a past one, to be accepted than they were>Others like Ribbonz, TFD and most likely more, watched in discomfort knowing they were in a very similar case>Fundamentally missing the reason why no one liked their presence or their actions, but enjoy CB's, someone who never antagonized, fooled or took expense of anons>It broke their little donutsteel furfag minds, that a person like CB was regarded above them like that simply for being himself, by what they view only parasocially as their own community>The people that ever called them out for it are forever etched in their book of grudges, they will remember if and when their time comes, failing to realize it had never been their turn>Their best dissolution is to act like it doesn't bother them, but also acting because it bothered them, in a tantrum and not in any way that causes, because causing is all they have ever done and been known forWhat a sad bunch
>>85613598B shaped waifurNot a bad thing btw
>>85613598Does she have any particular body fur pattern?
>>85613604truke
>The CB shitposter is 7oomerAh it's all coming together
>>85613615Maybe her fur thins out when it's near her mole or something, I just wanted to give a distinct feature
>>85613606When you gotta sneak in the waifur to the theater
>>85613628I know this is crazy to some fucking retards but 90% of this threads problems come from like 4 scorned oldfags in a discord server
>>85613628Are you the Admiral from Maabus?
>>85613653
>>85613628im not 7oomer and i also expressed my dissatisfaction with some of what CB does
>>85613606What if ratatouille was hmofa?
Wait so was it 7oomer that was spamming blacked bridgette?
>>85613667That or one of his butt buddies.
>>85613633You're good lol, maybe the fur on her mole is just darker or something
>>85613667No that guy got banned
>>85613667Probably, he's upset that CB is more accepted than him. He's unable to comprehend why.
>>85613621Closest thing I have is the one nude drawing of Doris that rev made, but it's covered in mud so you can't actually see the full body pattern. Maybe one day I'll make a ref sheet of her
>>85613598
