/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5457>"Pretty kitty" Edition--Stories--By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 56)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Traumfrauhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93447781By Scan>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 2)https://rentry.co/pigeon-postalBy Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 34)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/By Phaffabout>The Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156/By Anon>Jackpothttps://rentry.org/f7h2atwmBy Anon>LUCKY FINDhttps://rentry.org/gbq524d7By Hamlet of Troy>Untitledhttps://rentry.co/e6xyqfecBy Aedificator123>Deer in the Head Lightshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93276801By M4rsh4l_Legacy>The Frost on her Feathers (Ch. 34)https://archiveofourown.org/works/54569053BY Doublefacedentendre>The "Fool" of Aether (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92654406By Lord_Boop_the_1rd>Doom in DuskHollow (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69583721/[ Story Masterbin ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa| [ Story Update List ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]:https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85614774Missed a thread or two?:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
Isabelle rapes her furbro btw
>>85617107Hoopcat sexo
Fatass hoopcats...belly struggling to fit in their suits.....
https://companions.fenrislabs.io/wildhearth
>>85617149Except she doesn't because I'm filling him up 24/7 while she seethes at most.Checkmate.
what the fuck, Averi? I wanted to eat some too. Now we have to find another nigger to kill...
>>85617176>>85617175You know advertising is against 4chan rules right
>>85617208I just thought it looked cool, man.
fox maw erotic
>>85616838I'm sorry.
>>85617244Geg
I'll be honeststories that span across 30+ chapters are rarely goodyou're asking the reader to keep up with stories that may or may not be regularly updatedthey are also guilty of trying the reader's, attempting to cram as much world building as possible rather than introducing characters and building the world around them, reader's attention span is a finite resource, spend it wisely dear writer.may now call me a faggot one way or another
>>85617258you're a faggot for being too lazy to crop your images
>>85617258ADHD faggot put the phone down and read a book
>>85617258reading anything new is dead to me since i can't verify whether ai was used or at least consulted for the writing process. Fortunately there's plenty of stuff to read still from the pre-apocalypse! Enough to last me a lifetime...
>>85617258I like longer stories. It's as easy as that.I don't think "30+ chapter" means anything since different authors make different chapters. A greentext story of 30 chapters might have 50k words while an AI generated RoyalRoad "work" will have 500k words in those same 30 chapters.
>>85617175>Look inside>AI slopI want experiences made by human (anthro too in case one is reading this) hands even if they may hurt me... Not a machine that tries its best to pander to my every want...
>waifur has ptsd from going through horrible painful science experiments as a child and being used by bad guys to commit evil deeds
>>85617149False.
Reminder that the Stormcloaks seek to prevent you from having this
>>85617306Need to invent a time machine so I can go back and make hmofa more popular That way we get hmofa stories before the Internet era
>>85617328What about... Robot anthro?
getting mixed signals...
>>85617107milkbags mcsloshcat next pretty please
>>85617339why exactly would stormcloaks prevent me from having a nord wife?
>>85617353Only if she's using a true AI and not what people are trying to pass off as true AIs now
>>85617370Getting verbally abused by your secretly incredibly loving (future) waifur
>>85617258I'm fine with long stories that actually get finished. Investing a bunch of time into a story that just goes on and fucking on with seemingly no ending planned is fucking annoying.>>85617285The difference with real books is that they're already been published and have an ending before you start reading them.
Corrupting bratty bullies with AFFECTION and CUDDLES
>>85617421We live in the age of live service and subscription models
what's the worst waifur that DIDN'T break the rules of hmofa? (not being adhg or fucking anything that isn't a human, etc.)
>>85617421>DontthinkaboutGoTHdontthinkaboutGoTH
>>85617421Then your problem isn't with long stories, it's with unfinished stories that take forever to update. That I can understand more.
:^)
>>85617258I think it's fair to criticize some fic writers of this; meandering comes from an improper use of narrative "space" and is usually a result of a lack of planning. Many of them have what I call the "indie game effect" where the earlier levels in the game are way more amateurish and basic than the later ones, as the dev refines his craft. So many fics do get "good" later down the line, but usually after the early threads in the story have been abandoned or resolved inadequately.
>>85617473If I say who,would that bring in consequences for me from mentioning them
i just want to rip that suit off her and go nlmmlnfmlmflmfflmlmf in those cheeks
>>85617175>Try it>No soundUninstalling immediately
>>85617473purely based on looks?the mouse and that sparkledog OC people posting
>>85617485we really need a report option for stupid ass discord screenshot drama
>>85617526having freckles wouldn't make any logical sense with fur but who cares its hot as fuck
>>85617473the worst as in she's awful as a person or worst as in she's a bad character?
>>85617335I love this. Give her some scars visually, too, and we’re cooking with fire.
>>85617473that ugly bug fox
>>85617485Beardo be like: "c'mon guys I even told you I wanted to be done with this. Ugh! Anyways, I'm still working on my requests."
>>85617550I mean, a fair few animals have fur patterns that are also in their skin, so it's possible
>>85617550Spots son
Has Mega anon been archiving anything recent lately?
>>85617550things that make sense aren't fun and I want fun
>>85617580he hasn't in a while
>>85617544>MouseYou should post herSo I can share your dislike
I'm gonna do itI'm gonna be veevil
>>85617594That makes sense
>>85617594Makes sense.
>>85617580not him but i am harassing my codenigger to review e6 github and getting back to the search for server components. i need to just pull the trigger on something this week. the booru will rise
>>85617473minhee
It's up to anons to repost drawings they liked so they do not become lost media like kelly
>>85617656Desuarchive having issues is scaring me. If it goes down, it'll be a Library of Alexandria level of cultural loss.
>>85617656I still think this would make for a top tier hmofa story
>>85617485This nigga never wonders why cures only friend is him and everyone else sees him for what he is.
>>85617711Cure has friends?
>>85617699Take it upon yourself to archive things you see, starting today.
>>85617699I'd be surprised if there isn't some autist who's been obsessively archiving the archive for just that precaution desu anon
>>85617731i wouldn't say friends but they do have fans. i mean they are 50 years old
>>85617707You should write it, I would make fanart
>>85617751There isn't
>>85617573>>85617711>reading all of thatkys
>>85617526>Lime accidentally knocking something over with her hips, getting RIGHT up in your face and apologizing profusely like a stuttering retard
>>85617812This femboy's story's author announced a few days ago he would stop writing entirely and it made me sad
deer girls, deer boys, reindeer girls, reindeer boys, 2d feral deer, feral deer (Real life), cervidae, capreolinae... need to fuck them all.. those fur patterns, hooves, those ears, the little bushy tail, those ears, so beautiful so whimsical so graceful so perfect for human cock.. it makes me so angry that we hunt them for sport.
>>85617656But If I avoid doing that, I can repost it a year from now and people will give me a bunch of (You)s because they falsely think it's a fresh pic and I'm the artist since I'm a mobilefag so all my pics keep the original filename.
>>85617731He doesn't. But there's people who interact with him that think they are and aren't aware they're being used to get free art.
>>85617833Let me delude myself anon
>>85617149That's strange my nickname is furbro (I am a human male btw)
I went to the RAPE Department to get help for my RAPING problems and they prescribed me a SIX-YEAR OLD HUSKY CUB
we outta 0W-8
>>85617338>>85617881Just ask Digby and what Izzy does to him every night. That guy's ringpiece has been permanently resized by Izzy at this point.
>>85617887cookie or no?
>>85616606>>85616838
>>85617931the fattest, blackest cookie on the market
>>85617400Sounds like Thalmor propaganda to make us hate our beautiful furred Nord women
>>85617930Isabelle pegs me from behind while Digby fucks my face. I'm both their fuck slaves. Shouldn't have ever moved to that fuckin town I'm telling ya
>>85617930>>85617962get a job alisafag
>>85617943sadi prefer my cubs as human-like as possible
>>85617930It's weird how dimmiposters haven't seen that she did an hmofa dimmie drawing lately, you'd think they would post it on sight
>>85617938Theres already a second one>>85617244
>>85617954What's the matter? Can't stand the site of a strong nord woman on strong nord crack?
>>85617244>>85617938Here you go.>>85617941I like her goofy grin when she ain't got no flesh.
>>85617941>I would like to speak to your manager
>>85617791>She womps down her fat ass right on your face and profusely apologizes saying her anti-grav suit "malfunctioned" knowing damn well localized anti-gravity is her innate ability>she struggles to even get up on her own two legs and keeps falling back down on to your face>she's just doing this to get you buried deeper into her huge cheeks, moaning every time she does it
trying to flirt with women fifteen years older than you
>>85617962
>>85617995
>>85617993Based
>>85617244>>85617976>>85617984kek
Sex with mischevious woodland creatures
>>85618002guh, need
>>85617975Why don't you post it, if you're so great?
>>85617995Zamn27 years old?Talk about unc
>>85617995>>85618002SEXOOOOOOOO
waifur who is inflatable
>>85618029any hoopcat
>>85617175Man, Terraria was SO CLOSE TO PERFECTION when they made the Witch Doctor, but then they went ahead and made him male. We could've had peak
>>85618017OUCH
>>85618037They actually float because vera filled them with helium
>>85618017>adhgblehtop of the food chain means all pussies on earth belong to human cock
>>85618029just gotta make sure she doesn't have any leaks
Waifur who spreads peanut butter on her cookie
>>85617258Mashallah, I will cut out your tongue, dog, if you speak ill of the virtuous Shiek Al-Samantha Mouhammad Bingarlen
>>85618020I don't like dimmi, and it's not on topic 98% of the time, I just saw it when looking at e6
every time i see aygee's characters
>>85618045Well we got both the Witch Doctor and the Zoologist and both are very good indeed.
>>85618102meant to reply to >>85618064
>>85618062I like maid marian but dude... that's not good art
>>85618002
>>85618102lmao poor guy
>>85617258This Psyop is NOT gonna work on me. I WILL write my 50+ chapter, 3 ACT, LONGER THAN THE LotR TRILOGY Hmofa story that will leave your soul with an empty void upon finishing it wondering "what do I read now?" And you CANNOT. STOP. ME.
I saw that Potter fanart, Lorepaw...
>>85618119that's not maid marian you secondary
>>85617580hes too busy simping for deadmimickeds lolis
i cant read
>>85618144Harry potter is a slut for furbois
>>85617995If the CSM girls were anthro'd what species would each be?
>>85618155Well it looks like her you primary
>>85618198That looks like a feral fox from the fox and the hound because that's what it is.How the fuck can you see Marian there
>>85618029>>85618064Squeaky sex with inflatable waifurs.
>>85618159her boobs take up the entirety of her carcass bro what
waifur who's your childhood friend and one day you have to solve a horror mystery together with scary ghosts and paranormal stuff and you punish the murderer together and make it out alive laying the souls of his victims to rest
>>85618158Based
>>85618203Close enough
*inhales**sucks in teeth*I have a cool hypothetical for you
>>85618159i can't fucking sneed
>>85618207thats where the healing magic is storedthe artist made a whole comic about ithttps://e-hentai.org/g/3823569/e1c6786234/
>>85618205>Babe, what's wrong?>I just... I can't do this anymore...>You can be honest with me. Please, tell me what's wrong?>It's the squeaky noises. They're ruining the mood for me. I can't stop myself from thinking of stupid chew toys and other dumb things whenever your body squeaks. Oh God, I'm so sorry...
at first i thought it was a nigger and i almost threw up but then i realized it was just a furboi and that's a lot more tolerable
>>85618197>fiercely loyal and protective childhood friend werewolf girlUnironically think every Hotel Transylvania movie after the first one should have been centered on these two. They were adorable
>>85618274It's weird because it's tagged as human
>>85617547That shit alone is probably enough proof to convincingly argue that drama autists should be rounded up, locked into cages, and then dropped into the ocean. Even sharty faggots are less obnoxious, there is zero chance the people who do this also do anything positive irl whatsoever.
>>85618062>AdhgNot what i was implying, but fine, heres another one
>>85618017This.
Ok, roughing out that skaven story and I'm basing the FA after Thanquol a bit. She's a white furred grey seer that uses copious amounts of warp stone (I know, standard grey seer stuff), but I don't have a name. Need something that gets across she's a she and a homage to 'Thanquol'. Any ideas?
>>85617544I can agree with this
>>85618251One rule nigger
>>85618265Sounds like a you problem. It’s just a part of the appeal to me.
>>85617993>you begin tapping out on her four-inch thick thighs>Lime is sweating up a storm and downright mortified of what you'll say to her if she gets up>stuck with the dilemma of an ever-evolving situation, she takes the best possible course of action:>distracting you with a surprise blowjob>barely large enough to even reach your erection from where she's sitting since she's literally two and half feet tall on a good day>thankfully you're a human so your cock is eight inches long>leaning all the way forward until her petite body is facing down your schmeat, you were now dealing with a face full of radiation green hoopussy instead>"Augh... i-ith that y-your? B-big human cogth...">"I jutht wanna... t-take a field thample a-and... run thome diagnothticth o-on your potenthee... a-augh, it thinkth tho much...">pass out under the weight of forty pounds of hoopass and hoopussy as your johnson is dealt some truly primordial sloppy
>>85618301never trust retarded e6 tags that's clearly her bf
>>85618356He's posting Dimmi. You should naturally assume it's a shitposter by now.>>85617258Extremely bold to assume I'm writing MY story for (You)
>>85618230Racist
>>85618351SHe needs a Boneripper knockoff, like named Bloodcrusher or something
blowing up hannah all big and round like a balloon
>>85618062ummmmmm actually that's collared talk?????
>>85618062vixey is a much better omgliterallymychildhoodbestfriend crush than made in marinara sauce will ever be
>>85618427feral foxes are honorary anthros as far as im concerned, they're just as plappable
>>85618467EUGH where are her beans?
>>85618429And then you're gonna deflate her like a good friend, right???
Writefags noticing their story finally leaving the OP
>>85618490'tis a bean shortage, milord
>>85618428That's definitely happening. Also going to have her gripe about that other horned bastard is trying to take her place.
>>85618494deflate her completely then fold her back up so she neatly fits into her original packaging
Awooo my fellow human men. Had a really cute fluffy woman compliment me on my tail today saying how bushy it was.Us human men can't stop winning. Anthro women just can't resist us.
>>85618537Her pussy is dripping underneath that dress
>>85618554post asshole wolfboi
>>85618351it is imperative that she be a smelly girlfailure that has shittier luck that Wily E. Coyote. Her bathwater should spawn Nurglelings if left unattended.
>>85618551It's too late.... I already threw away the cardboard slip that advertises her in the packaging, so the store won't accept a refund..........
>>85618476guyz...
>30+ men discord server agrees with Veranon coming backFirst of all, that's EXTREMELY gay.Secondly, if you're SO CONFIDENT that the discord represents the majority of the hmofa thread and yada yada yada, then why the hell do you not publicly post the link? I'll make my thoughts VERY clear on Veranon coming back. I'll create an account just to do it
>>85618572Um, I'm a human just like my dad, moron.Also you're fag.
>>85618386Kino
>>85618588>gives your mascot fuck me eyesyour bag of chips, sir
>>85618592damn that's a lot of sex offenders in one area. they should do thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L00fZ_KSvG0
>>85618592this isn't your meta thread nigger
awwww
>>85618592This If the discord is for the thread, it should be open to the thread
>>85618581time for a yard sale then
>>85618592shut up faggot
>>85618592Buddy, nobody cares about what artists did or didn't do in the past. I prefer we get more hmofa
Post anthro girl buttholes :3
>i know you guys want to discuss hmofa but PLEASE hear my 100% unique and nuanced take on discord dramaWhat causes this?
>>85618652DC tried this, they added beardo, and then there was months of shitposting
>>85618662snitties
Post SANDVICH
>>85618579In the beginning, yes, she will be stinky. But she is trying to woo a human in the Empire so she'll be slowly improving herself overtime until she can get her 'fairy tale ending' that she's seeking from said human.
>>85618662>>85618661Oops, the sex offenders began showing themselves.
>>85618688
>>85618588
>>85618650CUTE RATA
>>85618695i find your posts offensive
>>85618682Autism, bipolar disorder, dementia, ADHD, neuroticism, masochism, something I didn't list. Take your pick.
I'm a sex defender, or so says my waifur
>>85618656buying pre-owned folded up waifurs at a discount is a great way to build community relations and get to know your neighborstoo bad hannah keeps ruining the experience by screaming slurs at every other person she sees
>>85618721>something I didn't listNarcissism most obviously.
>>85618682>What causes this?Oh, I don't know anon! What do YOU think causes this?>Make well thought out post that tries to raise story discussion and bring up on-topic>2 (You)s for the entire thread>Make 1 post about discord>5 (You)s in less than 5 minutesWHAT DO YOU THINK CAUSES THIS, ANON?????
4ft tall anthro vulpix wife
>>85618356>what are pubes
>>85618668I was touched on my bootyhole by my anthro teacher when I was 7
>>85618722I'm a sex supporter
>>85618743Do humans even exist in the Dimmiverse?
>>85618732Boredom and a lack of friends.
Even e6 mods agree it's /hmofa/But ofc this thread will shit their pants if there's even the slightest hint of the POV male being a furboi and they'll throw an autistic shitfit, call for someone to edit out the five pixels that trigger them, and then wonder why everyone hates them and doesn't want to do any content for them
>>85618695Shitposters split 20 threads over Window Shopper, who gives a shit what anons in the thread have to say about artists.
>>856187354ft tall anthro vulpoid bioengineered wife
>>85618774Human tag is not very accurate desu
>>85618753Erm, this belongs in /adhg/, sweety...
>>85618774I wish furfaggots were shot on streets like rabbid animals.How's that job hunting going?
>e6 modsworth as much as a dead raccoon inside your ventilation shaft
Do I take the pint or do I take the jugs
>>85618774https://dimwitdog.com/dimmi-cawk-loop/dim's website is the first and last reference you should ever rely on for her work since she also uses tags. bitshuman just means a humanoid penis btw
>>85618690>Rat takes a shower for the first time>Her fur is somewhat white for the first time in years>Her servant, SkullRaper, not recognizing her, believes her to be an assassin and chucks her into a pile of manure>She claws her way out of the comically large pile of slop as SkullRapeFuck9000 worriedly tries to explain that there is an Eshin assassin in the manure pile
>>85618817>he still thinks he's superior to furfags>despite being a gigantic dramawhore to the point of tracking shitposterslmfao cope
>>85618821I agree
>>85618810artist?
>>85618788I love my xeno-compatible alien fox wifeAlso>that tuff of titty fur stinking out from the dressFUUUUUUUUCK
>>85618774>Even e6 mods agree it's /hmofa/So the most retarded niggers I've ever known? Wow that's meaningful.It's a furboi. If anyone would recognize a nigger it's me, the ultimate nigger-hater.
>>85618845Well will your next pity post happen? I'm on schedule for a good laugh at someone who's only idea for a source of compassion is a place that he thinks hates him a tiny bit less that any other place he enters.
>>85618867nigger you're such a delicate snowflake you'll shit your pants if a POV hand has a hint of fur or a claw and ask for someone to edit it outthis thread is somehow more sensitive than old tumblr and still thinks they're better than furfags lmfao
>>85618895E6 mods are more sensitive
He's really having a meltie about posting HMOFA in /hmofa/, huh.
>>85618895no? i edit shit myself. also i don't care to edit axa because furbois dont disgust me like niggers do
that's gonna be a pain to wash out
>>85618890First, do your ritual five posts listing out every single bit of trivia about me by heart that you believe aren't off-topic bullshit no one wants to read, then I'll think about fulfilling your whims. ;)
>>85618907anything for (You)s
>>85618918Beardo is just as in the wrong here for responding
>>85618690>she is trying to woo a human in the EmpireImagine her trying to network and play court politics but she decided to use black corn """""perfume"""""
>>85618854https://x.com/kaprakaz/status/2099982561514578228
>>85618918I mean you're the one who keeps sharing your personal details since there's nobody else in your life you can vent to.
Are there 2 different melties at the same time? Or is it just one big melty?
>>85618854KaprakazDidn't really do my homework so if there's AxA it's not my fault https://x.com/kaprakaz/status/2099982561514578228
Great depression crime thriller. Leopard fem-fatale. Stoic PI
>>85618966When the shitposter has disassociative identity disorder, and they're each autistic about different shit
>>85618965And what benefit do you have from memorizing all of it and bringing it up from memory? I mean, supposedly I'm worthless, yet I keep getting special attention like this, so what's going on big guy? Do you care about the thread? Or do you just love opportunistic drama?Cuz if you cared about the thread, you wouldn't be giving me any attention in the middle of it. Oh yeah, it's not even past the bump limit, let alone page 8, and it's starting all over again.
>>85618979I don't know what to say because that leg is knocking any coherent thought out of my mind every time I glance at it.
>>85618979now just pull the frame down like two inches haha for no reason at all lol
Quit being a lazy bones, I knew a chameleon who could kill SEVEN people with one bolt
>>85618979legs to die for
>>85618429>>85618494>>85618551hot
I want to tease adora for being short
>>85618993>how can you remember things I've shared a week ago???Because I do not drink lead contaminated water? It's not that hard to remember and it's always funny to see you start seething every time people laugh at you.You even forget to post gay AxA porn while doing that.
>>85619027Why can't she just throw the crossbow at the second enemy? Is she WEAK?
