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/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5464

>"Smooch The Wife" Edition

--Stories--

By Hills_of_mud
>A reward for the faithful
https://archiveofourown.org/works/93546541

By Scan
>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 3)
https://rentry.co/pigeon-postal

By Rotham
>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 56)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541
>Traumfrau
https://archiveofourown.org/works/93447781

By Oliver_Hart
>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 34)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/

By Phaffabout
>The Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 7)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156/

By Anon
>Jackpot
https://rentry.org/f7h2atwm

By Anon
>LUCKY FIND
https://rentry.org/gbq524d7

By Hamlet of Troy
>Untitled
https://rentry.co/e6xyqfec

By Aedificator123
>Deer in the Head Lights
https://archiveofourown.org/works/93276801

By M4rsh4l_Legacy
>The Frost on her Feathers (Ch. 34)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54569053

BY Doublefacedentendre
>The "Fool" of Aether (Ch. 3)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/92654406

[ Story Masterbin ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa|[ Story Update List ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates
[ Thread FiIters ]:https://rentry.org/fsdnd
[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa4

Previous Thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85639706
Missed a thread or two?:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
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thoughts on anthros wearing lipstick?
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Finished writing 2,909 words of my short story. Feeling pretty good rn.
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ace hooter gf that still does sexual things because she wants to make you happy...
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my waifur hates me
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my waifur hates niggers
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>>85643492
I've always enjoyed this guy's work.
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In /afohm/ do you think there would be anthro women who saviorfag beaten, abused, and broken human men? Like Expie content, but the roles are reversed
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>>85643552
Forgot the pic like a retard
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SHOTA BREAKERS
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>>85643552
>Milky girl: "I can fix him."
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This is your waifur's dad
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>>85643552
>do you think
no, i know it, even real women are HUGE on the "i can fix him".
Hell my dad was basically a fixer-upper project for my mom.
The catch is you have to look handsome, even if you're a mess, you need to be a mess in a rugged, manly, handsome way. It's a bit unclear how this works with waifurs and their beauty standards. Maybe the average /hmofag/ counts because they lack context on human beauty standards, just like Hannah counts for us even though she's probably a mangy mutt to other anthros in her universe... probably very optimistic.
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I'M GONNA THROW YOUR WAIFUR LIKE A RUGBY BALL
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>>85643563
ngl, first time i saw this image i thought she was exposing her saggy belly
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>>85643602
the cool thing about this stuff is you don't have to worry about beauty standards
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>>85643504
Big fan of it
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thoughts on actual hags?
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>>85643601
no, this is my waifurs dad
shes a purebreed, not a halfie mutt
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>>85643645
>>85643667
Lunastra is a hysterical matron.
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How would you derail a thread as quickly as possible, but remain subtle while doing it?
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>>85643552
You kidding me? Absolutely.
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>>85643552
Many a womans greatest dream is to hide all of her own problems behind a man she can treat like a project, pretending his shit is worse and that she needs to focus on him so she doesn't have to confront her own inner demons or take accountability ever.
The femcel fantasy often times is to BE a manic pixie dream girl, but not be CALLED a manic pixie dream girl.

But what do I know.
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Post waifurs that would ruin your life
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>>85643705
Yeah but I'm talking about anthro women
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>>85643667
Words cannot describe how disgusting that thing is.
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>>85643713
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I commissioned Mira from DeadMimicked
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>>85643645
was going to post grammeowster chef, but then saw that dm did her but young
how did i never see this before?
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>>85643713
she would make a wonderful waifur right up until she DIES
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>>85643552
PLEASE
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>>85643738
Cute.
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>>85643663
he looks like he has a huge fat suckable dilf cock
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>>85643738
I surprised you even got in contact with her
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>>85643713
She can't ruin my life when we are together, because then our lives are perfect
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>>85643736
>the shit dog
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>>85643764
yeah i wouldn't mind watching it do circles like meatspin.com while i pound his birb ass.
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>>85643764
That dick has been in his daughter multiple times
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>>85643764
sorry, but thats not canon
hes got a birdpuss, no shaft, no balls, only hole
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>>85643749
birb
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>>85643793
>>85643796
>Just over a minute apart
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>>85643796
I mean, they're the aristocrats and all that
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>>85643738
sharp teefs...
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>>85643713
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>>85643830
I misread nevermind
Still kys fags
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Do bisexual retards not know there are threads for their fruity posting? I'm bi too but for fucks sake I know how to use different threads
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>>85643830
no
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>>85643713
If we're being technical, any lolifur
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>the cock that fucked the thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQBy3g0dMN0
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>me when 5 minutes without cub pussy
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https://magma.com/d/vPgueKJekK
Come and draw something seasonal
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>>85643867
Not if it's in your perfect Hyperborea
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some guy last thread was lamenting how long it takes to get good at art. i've been doing art for over 20 years now and i still don't feel like i'm where i want to be. but that's kind of the rub with doing any sort of artwork, lol.

if you really like drawing, you'll find time to draw. if you draw a lot, you'll improve. some of our resident drawfags have improved tremendously in only like a six month period. it has been cool to watch.

it's best to just do it and try your best to have fun in the process. draw some stupid memes or some shit. goof off! you'll get better even if you're messing around. being an artist isn't all about doing gestures and wanting to kill yourself. it is sort of about that, but not all about it!

just know that i believe in you. unless you're a dang sissy librul......
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>>85643849
What is this lady actually like personality wise? Because she's cute as fuck, but I don't know shit about her
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>>85643875
am i getting a lethal injection in this?
h-hot...?
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MEAN waifurs....
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>>85643917
Draw furboi griffith
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>>85643941
>Melts at the slightest bit of affection.
Heh.
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>>85643917
>i've been doing art for over 20 years now
No offense but my ass would not be able to tell
>it's best to just do it and try your best to have fun in the process. draw some stupid memes or some shit. goof off! you'll get better even if you're messing around.
And this would explain why
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>>85643941
is surge for adhg?
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>>85643492
My inspiration to write anything is suddenly gone. It's kind of depressing.
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Waifurs who inject you with potassium chloride, sodium pentothal, and pancuronium bromide!
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>>85643964
it's what makes gremlins the best
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>>85643917
Diffusion models are for people that have an idea they want to visualize to share with others but don't want to grind for decades for a result they'll never be happy with.
Drawing is for people that get a kick out of the process and don't care all that much if the end result is going to look like ass or not, the journey is what matters to them, not the destination.

I'm of the former variation, I can't draw for shit, all my skills are more technical, and diffusion is the next best thing I have from pulling an image out of my mind and into my computer. If you just want to shit out whatever it is that you have on mind, use diffusion models.
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>>85643917
I don't really expect an answer due to the nature of the question, but exactly how difficult was it to make a significant style transition and do you often struggle to maintain it when working with complex positions?
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>>85643974
Surge is for total human LOVE.
>>85643987
All gremlins must be defeated with cuddles.
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>>85643987
why is he purple please don't tell me this is some fnaf bullshit
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okay if not deer then boars yeah sure let all the wildlife from the forest come by the fence at night
yet not once did i hear some fox screeching like a banshee, nuh-uh, fuck no can't have anything nice in this desolate shithole
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>>85643917
Draw Karen as 2B
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>>85643341
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>Humanbando is circumcised
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>>85644003
THE MAN BEHIND THE 2KOMA
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>>85644017
>Yeenfu without peenfu
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>>85644008
set up traps for the deer and then fuck their tight doe pussies with your big human breeding probe.
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>>85643198
he never had a problem making hmofa art its just non one from here bothered to ask him to do it
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>>85643881
Be strong brother
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>>85643917
draw a 4-leaf clover
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>>85643917
i agree with this sentiment
before i started drawing i was one of those copers thinking i would ngmi but now i'm... still kind of shit but i'm way better than i ever imagined i could be back then
i have fun drawing too, you just need to get past that initial fear and keep going forward
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japanese people try to not post photos of their dogs doing weirdly erotic poses challenge: impossible
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>>85643917
one day i shall surpass your prowess for girlfailures
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>>85644080
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>>85644082
rouge would be so much better like this
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Human shotas beware
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>>85643492
Certain people in the OP don't belong here for the things they have done
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>>85644116
Make your argument and then be silent.
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>>85644110
can I be a 30 year old shota
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>>85644110
im going to fuck the pedo out of her.
Then I'm gonna fuck her son Gumball's fat ass, too...
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>>85644116
get a job nigger
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>>85644147
She's going to use the shota-ray so she can properly molest you, anon
>>85644153
Nicole approves. The sick bitch
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>>85644192
>get another shot at my childhood
where do I sign up
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i want her to be so fucking racist to me and in the most objective, factual and carefree way ever
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>>85644116
Name one thing Anon has done wrong
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/ss/shitters are so Indian, goddamn.
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>>85643504
I don't care for it on most anthros, but I have the strangest exception when it comes to crocodiles or alligators. I just don't know why.
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>>85644192
>Nicole approves. The sick bitch
I know. I've jerked off to all the dbaru pics.
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>>85644242
It probably was the only time in their life when women wanted to be near them.
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>>85644192
Can you fuck off with your pedo shit?
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>>85644241
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>>85643504
It has to be done tastefully otherwise, just like with bimboshit, it becomes a horrible abomination.

Logically it doesn't make sense but me likey women with sexy lips so I give it a pass.
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>>85644242
whenever there's a lull in posting, obnoxious faggots use this general as their designated shitting street
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>>85644242
No, /ss/posters are generally white or black. It's the secondaries who manage to find where they all post and ruin all subtlety that are indian.
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>when the anthro female meets a thrice-her-age overweight 4chan user in his early-to-mid 30's
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>>85643917
Thanks. I will continue.
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>>85644242
>Oh pleeaaaase don't post more!
Great tactic there
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Uh oh, the pedo got mad and is going to start spamming loli to own the chuds.
>>85644300
That is horseshit.
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>>85643738
that's wonderful. she always did have a superior grasp for cute faces. comes with the territory, i suppose... now if only shuck were still around and commissioning her, as well. i miss seeing lizzy in her style like you wouldn't believe. money v. v. well spent
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>>85644339
Well yeah no shit people who complain about lolishit or /ss/ are all just basically asking for
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>he thinks there's only one pedo
spongebob_how_do_we_tell_em.gif
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>>85644178
On one hand, baby cats are so cute you'd wish they could stay like that forever.
On another, my cat is 16 years old and she's still cute as hell without even trying.
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>>85644309
>20 yo chad anon when waifurs all flippantly disregard him
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Being willing and able to shit up a niche anonymous hobby forum for multiple days a week, multiple weeks a month, multiple months a year, and multiple years in total must take an impressive lack of a job, decent parenthood and genuine friendships.
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>>85643875
That but she performs a forceful enema on you
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>>85644309
She isn't ready for me
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>>85644116
vaguepost warrior, i honor you
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>>85644444
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yeah, i'm feeling like i can draw something tomorrow. just had to take a short break.
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>>85644410
what he hell is even that
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the love of cub
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>>85644391
he's admitted that this is the truth, hasn't he? i think he just comes here out of spite because anons made fun of him a while back
>>85644392
gem
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>>85644420
wonder who'll get it
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>>85644363
you are much too hysterical and are unknowingly the source for your own troubles
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>>85644410
i bet she's ready for a finger.
that quickly becomes 2....
then eventually 3...
then a penis..
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>>85644444
good job lmfao
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>>85644444
phoccsphoccsphoccsphoccsphoccs (still need that with lime thobeit)
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>>85644444
we have created the reply loop
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>>85644445
Just stop being a pedophile.
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>>85644444
This really is the only good thread on this site.
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>>85644424
Polly Plantar. A frog cutie from some Disney show that's probably garbage.
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>>85644444
we stole the digits again
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>>85644478
Why do you hate this genetal so much?
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>>85644444
Checked. Anyways is there a sequel to this? I would eat her whole ass
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stop replying retard
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>>85644491
I don't hate females
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>>85644462
no mercy on the booty
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>>85644464
Too bad the extensions account for it lol (clicking it just hides the popup)
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>>85644497
not really
but i've got this
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>>85644465
>>85644491
oh it's you again, doing the "bait lolifags into posting more lolishit" bit and calling everyone who tells you to ignore it a pedophile
don't you ever get tired of shitting up this general? do you have a job?
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>>85644465
you are incapable of understanding and that is why i believe you are either a guilty lolicon or simply enjoy lashing out at everything in particular. either way, you must learn to measure yourself or at least jack off before posting; it is obvious what this is

>>85644497
nta but nah and that's surprisingly escalatory compared to the rest of their very benign and wholesome portfolio

https://x.com/eiroru7
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Let's see how smart the thread really is.
Try and spot the difference.

(Here's the solo too.)
https://litter.catbox.moe/jwxoly7qizckn5wu.jpg
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>>85644537
Kit ruthlessly giving me a lethal injection with disassociated, distant eyes and no expression... just another day at the office for her, but for me it's the end of everything... she wont even remember my face...
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Marrow watching a horror movie with Bert.
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ethnic
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>>85644568
Don't make me hard, motherfucker.
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>>85644570
methinks bert is of legal driving age and not much more
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>>85644570
bert's got more chest than newt
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>>85644566
>>85644537
Why is it so hard for you to not post about molesting children?
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>>85644567
ouughhhh pudgy cat tummy and thighs... those compression suits put in good work. imagine da smelle......
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>>85644570
Who names their kid bert?
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>>85644638
my last reply to you, savor it, cherish it
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I want to know something about hmofa. Would you rather rape your waifur, or have your waifur rape you? You must pick one, don't pussy out
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>>85644567
Pear shaped critters
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>>85644680
If I got raped by my waifur I might die from happiness on the spot
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>>85644570
Marrow showing him some porno she starred in
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>>85644567
Out of shape nerds are perfection. True, Omnifur-crafted perfection.
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>>85644680
Obviously the latter. I'm a big guy I can handle it.
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>>85644680
I'm about OG /adhg/ fag so the choice is very easy for me.
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>>85644680
>>85644654
Now you move to feral, not surprising.
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>>85644680
rape is mean :(
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>>85644444
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>>85644680
latter because i will not be cruel to my waifur
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>>85643552
>Human character is meant to get shat on and his life always sucks for comedy
>Fights the hardest every day but gets fucked over and is a side character
>He's a breakout star with the biggest fanbase among the female audience
>Has the most fanfics written by lonely anthro girls going "I could save him!"
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So hmofa and adhg never split after all... thank you. That is all I wanted to know
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>>85644570
>OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I'M SO SCARED
>*rapidly jerks him off at 50MPH without breaking eye contact from the television*
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>85644680
you're retarded, if i pick getting raped then it isn't rape retard, it's consensual. why don't adhg fags understand this?
literally NOBODY ITT who actually loves their waifur will rape her. she'd be crying and you probably couldn't go through with it
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>>85644719
Who would his waifur be?
>Hard mode: no snakes
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>>85644570
After all the gangrapes she's been through, it only makes sense she'd become a child predator
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>>85644567
I'd gape her anus
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>>85644748
i mean to attach picrel wtf
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>>85644748
>t. the raped
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>>85644753
if gordon gets krystal, i say snake gets miyu
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>>85644744
i enjoy both as completely seperate things. adhg is a fetish, hmofa is what the soul craves
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>>85644770
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>>85644567
The only way to tell the difference would be to take a bit out of them both
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>>85644780
snake gets fox meryl or anthro samus or uhhhhhh a wolfhound
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>>85644770
>>85644792
kek
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>>85644748
One can imagine our waifurs as happy to get absolutely throttled by us as we are by them
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>>85644792
lol
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>>85644420
>>85644444
That's fucking nuts
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>>85644748
>>85644765
It's a hypothetical situation in which you don't consent. Anti adhg fags are not very smart
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Ruby is the king of hearts
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>>85644811
that's a long beak now
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>>85644838
Ruby is trans!!!???
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>>85644833
>Doris
>Interested in faggot magician school sim
This does not bode well for the worm stocks
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>>85644838
forgot about this event
how many cards do we have so far?
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>>85644834
A hypothetical where I'm a homosexual? In what scenario would I possibly not consent to sex with my waifur
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>>85644838
That buck isn't too broken about it...
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>>85644770
>>85644792
Lel
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>>85644849
We support women in positions of power here, like cowgirl
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>>85644869
My mistake, it isn't a hypothetical at all
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>>85644770
>>85644792
Haha, I get it! Haha!
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>>85644857
I mean, she's a nerd, so
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>>85644867
It's not an event, just something I'm posting piecemeal
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>>85644897
Does she too play on a poorly-coded Nintendo 64 emulator?
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Well you CREEPY chud? You just wanna see a sweaty furry woman, don't you?
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Elsa maternity pic

(Pay no attention to the dudes fucked up finger, it got smashed in the action of an mp40)
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>>85644918
>tattoo
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>>85644929
dude that isn't a smash that's just degloved
he needs a cool metal finger the next time we see him
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>>85644753
butterfly
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>>85644929
if she lays eggs what's the point of nipples?
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>>85644869
Sometimes I see thumbnails of Sybil that look like Selendis and I get happy for a moment
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>>85644870
the buck did seem pretty broken in that one chapter...
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>>85644957
zomg is that a heckin' rose????????? save me super mecha death christ!!!
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>>85644998
nta but tattoos on fur are kinda weird looking
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>>85644981
Platypuses, though she does have a beak and that means no sucking
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>>85644870
>>85644996
>Anthro men be like: "At least when she cucked me the human was white!"
Bruh. Go back to /collared/
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>>85644998
>SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000BC VERSION 4.0 BETA, BITCH!
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>>85644998
waow is that a heckin skin doodle!?! i fucking LOVE her now
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>>85645024
he didn't really get cucked as much as just his attempts to hit on her rejected thoughbeit
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>>85645012
It's very case-by-case, personally. Works best against lighter coats (just like in real life)
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>>85644981
Because hmofa couples can have human and anthro offspring. She needs to be able to feed both
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>>85643941
Those pants make her butt look bigger than it is.
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>>85644869
Not everyone wants to fuck they wife all the time. Sometimes you just wanna chill and hang out, or cuddle in bed. Only goonerbrained morons actually think that sex being available at all times is a healthy relationship dynamic.
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>>85645023
>Platypuses
artists should draw more of them
more specifically, they should draw platypuses nursing their hybridal babes
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>You were talking to another cat, weren't you?
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Took adderall and ended up gooning for 3 hours without even nutting, my waifur would be disappointed
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>>85645059
/hmofa/ told me that if for any reason at all you don't get the girl and aren't the one to take her virginity that you must be a cuckold.
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>>85645077
Yeah she's cute. Could do without those tattoos though. And she should smile more often
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>>85644998
Super Mecha Death Hannah
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>>85645109
Get a job
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>>85645109
ok unc, you definitely are a cuck who is old
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>>85645139
>cucking old furbois

unfff
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>>85644838
You know, if a full deck gets made, we could print these and play cards with them.
/hmofa/ poker tournament when?
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Waifur that wants the best for you
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>>85644807
You know, I kinda feel like that's a valid point. I would say something like "noooo haha, don't have SEX with me!" But the /afohm/ version of this would definitely have just as many girls saying "noooo, don't pin me down with your strong human hands, haha".
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>>85645176
>stabs pen in her eye
I WILL NEVER BE A GOY SLAVE YOU CUNT
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I love my wife Krystal
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>/hmofa/ becomes /afohm/
>/collared/ and /adhg/ have the same name however
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we should create a TCG /hmofa/
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>>85645167
Spades don't exist in the /hmofa/ deck, they're replaced by clovers.
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>>85645167
Who will be the queen of spades?
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>>85645209
how are they distributed? would there be enough for a waifur to every anon?
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>>85644567
why would you draw the same thing twice
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>>85645191
>*Cuts off your welfare and foodstamps*
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>>85645247
contraria
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>>85645247
Anon, and it will be yeen of spades
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>>85645233
I summon blue-eyes white waifur in facedown defense position and then have sex with it
That ends my turn.
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>>85645247
>>85645243
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>>85645250
One anon = one waifur
Except shitposters and traitors, they get nothing
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>>85645259
I'm not a nigger, dude
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>>85645243
Too visually similar to clubs, we'll swap them with Swords.
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>>85645247
Spacewhale has a few characters who could work for it
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>>85644981
Platypi sweat milk from a patch of skin
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We shouldn't even have to be so avoidant of a fucking card in a deck but unfortunately faggots exist
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>>85645282
human man and waifur were made so well for each other theres equal amounts of waifurs into adhg and collared to match the humans
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>>85645315
yes, i think it's silly too but even giving them a hint is a terrible idea
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>>85645315
If they'd just make it Sarah there wouldn't be an issue, they're relishing in the drama so they don't
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>>85645315
could just make it anyway and use a character whose owner approves of the decision
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>>85645298
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>>85645191
One count of assaulting a minor, one count of anti-zionism, one count of being unemployed and 999+ counts of giving women the ick.
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>>85645295
That's badass, we should just do that with all playing cards
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>>85645295
>visually similar
/hmofa/ deck doesn't abide by gay rules clover is green and King of Clovers is "No Picture Available" Anon while the Queen is TDM Moot and the Jester is fem Janny.
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>>85645337
You just gave me the ick with whatever the fuck that thing is
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>>85645346
zere vill be order in mein cardstock
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>>85645337
Would
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Being unemployed is based
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>>85645233
What would the premise even be? Obviously it has anthro women and human men, but how are they competing? Just normal battles? A co-ed sport? Some romance theme?
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>>85645346
That'd be funny actually, I like that
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>>85645346
id help fund this
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>>85644897
Bazinga
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>>85645406
press b to buhzinga
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>>85645353
Insulting an LEO? That's resisting.
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>>85645330
The cons of having a furboi fucker in the deck far outweighs having a queen of spades
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>>85645233
I wanted to make "digitally collectable hmofa cards" at one point, and even made a batch, where my hope was anons would have to be in the thread to see them and get to download them.
But between archives, reposts, and whatever vague rarity system I had scoped out, it was impossible to treat it as anything more than a stupid gimmick.
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>>85645346
I'd buy a deck if a drawfag hosted it on their site.
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>>85645424
Make the queen of spades cobson and all problems with shitted are solved
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>>85645346
While you're at it, just copy Balatro and make the diamonds orange.
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Oh yeah, the anon who posted this last thread reminded me. There's a full 3d first/third person mod for zomboid now, so you can collect and admire vintage anthro comics up close while surviving with bootleg Kyuu.
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>>85644838
BLEACHED
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>>85645406
lol
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>>85645425
You could make them .webp files and post them exclusivrly to litterbox, so they can't be reposted directly to the thread and have a limited window of opprotunity.
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>>85645247
Pick any CB OC I'm sure he'll be fine with it
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>>85645494
*SWW
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>>85645425
I forgot you made /hmofa/ NFT's, Doublespace.
Any new ones?
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>>85645247
Anthro cobson
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>>85644849
(insert autistic infodump about how many female monarchs used the title of king)
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>>85645247
Zebragooner.
No further discussion.
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Who is the King of Spades
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>>85645520
Does /afohm/ have a black chick then who gets off to watching black dudes get fucked by anthro women?
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>>85645444
>>85645514
That's the way
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>>85645543
bfur posters
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>>85645406
Is your pc filled with bugs? Then call Doris to catch them
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>>85645555
(some indian guy)
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>>85645425
you forgot to include morgans signature move
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>>85645502
No.
>>85645596
They're all fairly poorly aged and designed, if anything I should start over from scratch and try being serious with them
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>>85645547
squigga
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>>85645623
how to kill doublespace instantly with one simple trick
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>>85645623
Stop talking forever
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>>85645634
Squigga should sit on my face
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>>85645623
>>85645634
Holy fucking shit I'm white and this is so hot
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>>85645623
>>85645634
lol i remember this bitch kept getting posted
never saw these though
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>>85645634
>how to kill doublespace instantly with one simple trick
If you think I wouldn't eat black pussy twice in one day, I've got some alarming information about myself that you aren't ready to hear about.
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>>85645707
shaundi if she a waifur
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>>85645707
yeah because you aren't surviving all that
>pic
i am truthfully vomit
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>>85645707
Bleached shit aside, she's hot
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>>85645707
It's crazy to me that Doublespace is somehow best friends with 7oomer given the CB shit.
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Down home ghetto goodness and white pea-ness
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>>85645707
Swab her pussy and put it on a petri dish to spawn diseases no mortal can handle
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>>85644792
type of shit your dog waifur would post because she legitimately fell for it
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>>85645775
It's crazy to me you give a fuck about any of that
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>>85645750
>Literally the Raped
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>>85645775
child7roomer loves bbc though
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>that trash gets this many yous
fuck this shit
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>>85645817
is the concept of samefagging beyond you
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>>85645817
You're confusing bad attention for good attention.
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Have I ever told you guys that I LOVE cucking
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>>85645459
She's pretty cute, nice work bud.
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keep posting missy or else
*cocks cock*
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>>85645817
Do you think your endless whining helps anything?
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>>85645851
missy's kinda boring teebeeaytch
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>>85645813
Which is why I think it's weird he's best buds with the dumb nigger king of bleachedfags.
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>>85645817
I assumed it was because I'm funny and because that one dude wants to start shit.
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>someone made a 3D model of DWDs take on the lamb
what compels someone to do this?
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Missy smells
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>>85645817
Easily baited /hmofa/ tards
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>>85645893
Where's the HATSSSSS update though...
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waifur who rapes you gently and is very nice and kind and sweet and good to you, but she raped you that one time, but she was gentle and she's really sweet and wants the best for you
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>>85645902
porn
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>>85645909
With exception of (you) of course
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>>85645893
Hot af

>>85645902
Gooners
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Fay and Averi Shlick themselves silly to buck breaking
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>>85645902
>someone posts a 3D model of DWDs take on the lamb to /hmofa/
what compels someone to do this?
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>>85645902
I don't know, but she's pretty and I'd really like to cuddle with her.
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>>85645915
missy went on strike after she was banned from skittles
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>>85645916
What species is she?
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>>85645902
This existing is as odd to me as no Dim model existing.
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>>85645944
she even lets you pick
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>>85645916
Daxy?
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>>85645928
porn
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>>85645944
border collie
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>>85645915
missy moved into a cave and the story had to be renamed to BATSSSSS but unfortunately she hasn't scrounged enough munnee to afford wi-fi for the multiple live-feed cameras that capture the events of the story so napalm is just sitting around patiently waiting
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>>85645842
I appreciate that
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>>85645963
i haven't read daxy. are they really gentle and sweet and respect you except that one time they raped you? they seem to value your rights a bit less from what ive seen. nice rape waifur doesn't do that, she just raped you that one time and wants to get married if you'll agree (she really wants you to agree)
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>>85645999
>so napalm is just sitting around
This was all you had to write, except Kaktus was writing it, Napalm is just her artist who was assassinated by Xwitter trannies.
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>>85645893
Only one man can properly capture Missy's best features...
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>>85646025
You mean a slaver?
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>>85646009
Daxy's kinda really want to rape you
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>>85645893
missy butt
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>>85646019
can't illustrate your muse if you have nothing to reference from hmmmmmmmmmmm. she could've gotten bitten by a mutant bat and turned into a werebatficus hmmm betcha didn't think o' that one sonny boy, that's why the fic name changed
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>>85646009
>are they really gentle and sweet and respect you except that one time they raped you?
no, theres no gentleness
they just rape you
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AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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kaktus please I love you keep writing hatssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss the only standard you have to live up to is updating
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>>85646066
I agree!
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>>85646025
we mustn't speak his name aloud, lest we set forward the inevitable date in which it happens by another month
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>>85646061
then no, she's not daxy. she's so kind she will let you choose her species that's how much she loves you
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>>85645459
The head is really cool, I like the angle. The proportions on the body are a little wonky though.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how /adhg/ are Daxy's?
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>>85646096
>she's so kind she will let you choose her species that's how much she loves you
shapeshifting, eldritch abomination waifur that has become obsessed with you specifically for some reason...
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>>85645902
to use the model for better stuff
like having her fucked by a human man.
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>>85646107
I've had a lot of troube with sketching lately. thanks, I'll try to get better.
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>>85645944
>babe i'm sorry
>it's just our culture
>i had to mark you
>we couldn't be together if i didn't
>please babe i HAD to do it
Would you forgive her?
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>>85646119
Honestly? Maybe a 7.
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>>85646119
11
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>>85646123
the reason is she loves you, and wants to get married, and wants to see you happy
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imagine having literally anything to dominate humanity and you make fucking doctordj of all people design it
blleeeuuugghhh
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>>85645902
wow idk
anyways post where i can download the model now
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>>85646140
of course. she had to do it
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>>85646138
No worries, man. I've seen a lot of improvement from you since I noticed you around here.
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>>85646140
Yes, of course
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>>85646140
Got to rape the fuck out of her to make sure things are even stevens.
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OOOOHHHH TYRONE~ Your BBC is so majestic, I might not be able to handle it much longer...~
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>>85646167
need this image but as contrast her fur is all sticky with cum.
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>>85646153
https://x.com/LustyM_

Probably on this dude's Patreon when it's finished so. He's already up to date on the *other* site, so y'know.
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>>85646119
they are like 9 foot tall obese space crocodiles that release brainwashing sex pheromones and use humans like sex toys.
Short of pegging (which is an act of female domination whether you like it or not) they pretty much define /adhg/ as a concept capable of being anything other than anthrostate slop.
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>85646201
Okay Rajesh
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Another day where /hmofa/ failed to talk about rape.
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>>85646216
>has never actually read the story and has a hate boner for /adhg/
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>>85646223
yeah but like nice rape. she is ok being equals in the relationship, not really dominant except that kne time she raped you
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>>85646215
thinkin' 'bout dim beans
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>>85646236
someone who has read the story,
most daxy are pretty much exactly what he said.
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>>85646223
How about we talk about rape where both parties consent, huh?
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>>85646250
The fabled pawjob some day, perhaps...
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>>85646236
someone who hasnt read the story,
i dont know
>>85646291
that sounds epic
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>>85646291
That's just roleplay then
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>>85645517
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>>85646361
Ew
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>>85646361
Dumb nikker
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>>85646215
thanks
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>>85646361
WTF is that thing??
>>
New thread:
>>85646377
>>85646377
>>85646377
Remember to hide and ignore all bait and off-topic posts.
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>>85646218
https://files.catbox.moe/ju2wkh.m4a
I'm glad I'm not the only one who read it in that voice.
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>>85646361
WAIFURBEAM GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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>>85646387
KEK
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>>85646375
I couldn't help myself.
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>>85646387
>Indian furboi mere moments after his assigned wife begs him to stop being unfaithful
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>>85645902
Sauce nigga?
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>>85646119
some of them are nicer about it but their biology is "brainrape you into chemical dependence loving them through sex" so atleast a 7. many of them are an 11. i read the trilogy a day ago and thought "wow, this romance is sweet but the world sounds like genuine hell" the whole way through
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>>85646465
>>85646215
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I'll see if I can work on this some more tomorrow. Also, fuck off 4chan. Let me post.

>85644642
>85644696
>85644701
>85644759
*Nods sagely*

>>85644799
Then just see which one moans.

>>85645255
"Fear not the man who draws 1000 waifurs once, but rather the one who draws one waifur 1000 times."
-Shang Tsung
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>>85647156
drawing 1000 ermine right now



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