haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85640734/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse,racchouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
hello possoid
>>85648406why is this thing allowed at the posshousehe doesnt even pay rent and he steals all of the eggs we buy
>>85648502spitroasting mart is a poss given right
we should just stop going on 4chan, and all the other rest of the websites to be honestreturn to nature
>>85648520but i thought we were all bottoms (mart included)
>>85648534oh i guess it's not really spitroasting if a poss is sitting on mart's face and there's another licking under his tail what would you call that position then
>>85648543>what would you call that positionthe haha special
>>85648406i have to become a sable
>>85648530what about reddit or x or instagram or threads or facebook
HEY EVERYONE IT'S JOHNNY DARPLER
>>85648543idk but i think ive wossed to that before
dog in heat so hard it makes posses straight
um...woof?
i like when characters explicitly say they're horny or act extremely unabashedly horny like being hard openly or openly fapping a little bit or presenting their butt
>>85648830im openly horny for men
>>85648857i dislike you
>>85648882whatever thats supposed to mean to me?
im openly sad
>>85648908how do i kitty time
>>85648930you kitty
slowlygentlythis is how a poss is taken
>>85648889i think it means he wont fuck or be fucked by you
>>85648951but how is a poss given?
>>85649062take it
>>85648951curious is the brapmaker's mart
hes just like me
>>85649446in what way
i want to be a dragon and also an otter
>>85649474unhappy chud always jealous and never good enough no matter how hard he tries
>>85649515what's stopping you
>>85649515i want to lick and sniff your tailhole either way
>>85649528not possible sadly just literally impossible to do>>85649536i would be okay with that and even excited for the licking but the sniffing might weird me out a little
>>85649573>literally impossible to donot true
>>85649584dont say nice things if they arent true possy…
>>85649515
>>85649591*tousles your ottery hair*well if you say so little guy
>>85649593thats a chromatic dragon though i want to be a metallic and when i was younger i wanted to befriend or date a dragon its only when i got older i realized oh i also want to be one (but not in a therian way)>>85649610aaah stop it took forever to smooth it out! now im gonna have to get it wet and rub my head a bunch again!!! i mean um thanks possy ilu still not an otter but ilu
>>85649495still a biba and already fed up with living
jorking my wosser
got bored and stopped jorking my wosser
jerking off to umwhatever the idea is where you call your ex boyfriend to come fuck you again because you're in heat or something
i love second guessing myself and not submiting posts
had a weird dream and part of it was that a kid was beating up another kid for being transgender so i (an adult) went over and threatened him and then forced him to go fess up to a teacher for being a little shit.very weird. that's not the kind of power fantasy i have and that's like the last thing i'd do in that situation. not just because i wouldn't threaten a child (insult one, sure, not threaten tho) but because teachers are useless. sending him to the teacher just guarantees he'll do it again and feel like he did nothing wrong. at least kicking his ass might make him think twice just in case a crazy adult was watching.later in the dream i got lost in the school and started stealing gems that were scattered around like in spyro so maybe i shouldn't take it too seriously.
>>85649992kys tranny
>>85650001dont mind if i do *kysses u*
sigh no one ever kysses me
>>85650013if i did that it would mean youre tranny by the transitive property or something because of that post i dunno
>>85650041maybe we're all tranny
>>85650046not me i just kys them
i wish i was a proper tranny but i'm just some loser on hrt
>>85650064whats the difference?
why do i have to get laser why can't my beard just fall off on its own it's not fair
>>85650064wish granted girl
>>85650073i thought hrt and that other one that stops you from being a masculine stopped your beard from growing even though it wont stop you from balding
if every place filled with trannies is just like here i suppose girls could easily hide themselves within
>>85650103it usually causes some mild slowing of facial hair growth but won't stop it. male pattern baldness is hormonal in origin so hrt will stop it
>>85650071a tranny presents as a woman in public so you either see a girl or a tranny depending on how lucky they are. when i'm in public you go "hey cool shirt, mr. caveman">>85650076that was easy
>>85650134>hrt will stop iti doubt it every middle aged one i saw had the pattern
>>85650162you looking at a lot of aged transwomen?
>>85650162it does not reverse hair loss but it stops it from progressing, you have to consider what the state of their hair was prior to transition
>>85650169its fun theres also some videos people compile of the very unlucky ones/completely deranged ones and you can find some very cool looking ones sometimes its interesting because usually they all go for cute and young and theres almost no cool and old>>85650176i still dont believe you but im not gonna deep dive every one i find to know the whole history of their hairline state and i dont need to worry about balding either but i suggest anyone to look into if you are balding
>>85650204>i still dont believe youit is well documented
>>85650214how about you show me these documents on a private room mister possywossy
>>85650243ntp but can i show you something in a private room?
(he's going to show you his gaped wosshole)
>>85649842speaking from experience?
>>85650396no ive never had sex but i do think about my exsometimes...
i touched my wosser while looking at shota but ended up cumming to adult male pornso it’s fine actually
One neat thing neural implants will probably eventually give us is a button that we can press that puts everything into perspectiveprobably won't make up for all the cyberpunk dystopia bullshit that will undoubtedly happen but eh
i overdosed on kratom and died
>>85651033i overdosed on boybulge and died
>>85651042please dont stimulate the borderline collie he's go stim mode and destroy the pillows or some dumb shit
>>85650967would sniff
>>85651266wait they have sour ones??
>>85651288YeahWhat bothers me is its the same flavor chemical as green apple Gatorade
how i pull up to social events:
>>85650967hey bronice balls
>>856517883/12
can amish people own a microwave? or is that considered a sin?
poss representation in media
just finished half life 2 and both episodes. the story was really cool i'm excited to see how it ends i'm sure the next part is coming soon
>>85650967balls
>>85649591>not pwincess >not dwagon sigh
>>85651862fat pedophile porn addict?
>>85649593i always laugh when im reminded this comic has a good ending
last chance to be straight
>>85650967sheef
>>85652039why is yeen holding an oplsome???
>>85652178hmmmm no sorry i'm still bi
>>85651882dumbass dog
>>85652178>last chancei missed that long ago
today is the day i stop posting here
>>85652421god i wish i could do that ive already irreparably damaged a relationship by my stupidity
>>85652421its good to take breaks
>>85652267meeeim a faggot im a faggot im a faggot
>>85652444hey are you the guy who stopped being my friend and blocked me
>>85652547i dont block people i keep their dead accounts as depressing souvenirs when they ghost me
i thought these were funny
>*closes thread
thank god now we can post again
>>85652621>>85652624>>85652640damn I want a dr pepper now
>>85652851yeah sure buddy
>>85651788i'm the yellow one
>>85652903youre the pedophile? (im colorblind)
i kind of want cheese and crackers as a treat for losing 7 more pounds but im not hungry desu
>>85651788im ugly
>>85652926rave poss
>>85650118spoilers: most people hate trannies. Women hate them even more because of all the issues they cause in job fields.
>>85652978yknow i wanna agree, but women have absolutely no playing field if they want to talk about a demographic ruining peoples jobs. now youre making me pick between two enemies
>>85652978silence.
>>85653041i wont back down. ill never forgive them for grooming poetposs into becoming maid
the tranny bit died fast when usaid was cut but theres still a lot of them who do it for free
>>85653061im don't even know who that is. i am a poss who was born yesterday. will leave the argument here.
>>85653101hi maid
company bought a smart TV, its so smart some of its functions (the most important ones) dont even work and i have been troubleshooting it fruitlessly i also have to write a documentation for it, and that piece of garbage is placed in my boss's boss's office, where the boss of my boss is constantly having meetings so i do not even have proper access to itmy phone just also updated in the middle of the strore when i wanted to use it...possbros im about to loose it...
*trusting humans as a morbid joke*
>xe has a jobummmm... just like quit???? >___<
*trusting pbfs as a morbid joke*
>>85651788ugly, fat fuck, scat, porn addict, abuser, pedophile
>>85653147look at all the things the tv can do its got 1gb of ddr3 to run it all though
i love trains :3they go like shihuhu shihuhu tütüthey are so cool
>>85653233why are you finnish
>>85653139
>>85653041I think you mean something different when you say 'inclusive'
hey guys john lennon here
>>85653024you can hate women for ruining male spaces, and hate trannies for ruining gay spaces at the same time. that's allowed
>>85653561*shoots you*
someone posted this and i'm still
fapping to flashing
miow
i ate some chips and dip but it made me feel nauseous so i stopped
>>85653041Basalt? Extrusive.
>>85653061QRD?
>move mountain for company>you think you accomplished something>give superior an update on all the new efficient changes>"ok/sounds good"every time, youd think my wagie brain wouldn't expect anything more than passive indifference but i always fly in exited to maybe receive a little praise and acknowledgement but am disappointed time and time again when i realize theres no reason to motivate me once my current usefulness has been expended
>>85653610i posted it and
>>85653610>>85654285i want them to step on me
fond of this funny rat
i have no self respect i let people lie to me and use
fond of this runny fat
>>85654851don't wash him. he doesn't like that.
AWOOOOOOO
im in a depressed slump
>>85654213i struggle with balancing my complete indifference to my job and actually putting in the effort so management doesnt roast me alive
is it bad if you eat around the green part that turned on a potato
>>85654645thats methanks
ive been in a slump for the past 14 years
>>85653639i can flash you if you'd like
>>85654871heat it up a littleand then but a bird in it maybe
>>85655026i think it 16 for me now thats more than half my life
>>85655026it gets worse its ok
>>85655026i just got out of my slump
>>85655068its half my life>>85655078yay>>85655102good job happy for you
my slump disappears momentarily when i have food in my mouth
>>85655119you can do it poss
i want fast food today but i cant decide where i want to go help
>>85655153im eating at belfrit bloody expensive but better than mcdonalds and burger king
>>85655219i dont know what a belfrit is...
>>85655153chick fil a never bad
stop eating fast food and enjoy a nice sandwedge with orange juice
I just make white boy tacos which is just a folded slice of wheat bread with stuff in it
>>85655330we make better tacos than that wtf
>>85655330you can just buy tortillas theyre at the store
>>85655367>>85655397Yeah but I like using regular sandwich meat with cheese
>>85655435WHAT THE FUCK IS SANDWICH MEAT??????
ive been waiting on my food for an hour im going to kill myself
speaking of food roomie made beans yesterday and left them out overnight by accident and told me they spoiled but they were still on the stove so i ated them
>>85655484food becomes unsafe after a day out, but unsafe /= guaranteed illness. i did it all the time growing up in my shitty family home. it builds character and gut biome probably
>>85655435thats just a sandwichyoure describing putting deli meat and cheese between breada sandwich
>>85655484I like the pancake poss
>>85653610>>85654285how do i
>>85655330thats not right
im never opening discord again i dont care who dms me or @s me
>>85655530Yeah but its 1 slice folded in halfLike a taco
everyone says cutwaters are gross but everyone has them in the cooler
>>85655560why are you lying to yourself
>>85655573no they dontand no they dont
>>85655560babe please i just dm'd you
>>85655442Like ham n turkey n shit
>>85655484do you fuck the roomie
>>85655550you have to
>>85655573i dont know what those are
>>85655580my anecdotal evidence is wrong thendo you like them? which should I try next time I see one if you do>>85655612alcohol they put a mixed drink in a can
a lot of posts are being made but not a lot of anything is really happening. this is like 9/11
>>85655631i dont like them and has never heard of anyone who does thats why i said what i said sorry...
>>85655664what are you looking for
>>85655578im not i mean it this time>>85655582sorry its not happeningif im bored i will play a video game
>>85655664sorry you hate me and everything i talk about
>>85655503yeah i think i got used to eating too much food i dropped on the ground>>85655602im not a home own sexual
>>85655670its ok im just confused now a little
>>85655712>im not a home own sexual
>>85655712that sucks, thats the only potential benefit to having a roomie
>>85655605can you help me i don't
there wont even been 30 going on 40 something yeen girls at the club whats the point
>>85655664sorry i should slut it up you're right
>>85655801oh, guess i wont go..
>>85655741saving money and havign a friend is a huge benefit
>>85655801i know it smell crazy in there
>>85655815>money dont need>friendnot all roommates stay friends, gotta be potential lover or nothing
i feel like the only solution to the "having a daughter is the ultimate form of cuckoldry" is to just have sex with your daughter
*cums in your dad*
not opening discord
okay well if you arent going to respond to my hole pic dms im just going to delete them
>>85655973noooo pls share them with me instead haha
>>85655973i've given every single hole pic sent to my dms the reverence and dignity they deserve.
>>85656014you guys are so gopher these days
im not a fan of holes i think theyre gross actually
>>85656054you never sent me a cum tribute >:(
>>85656073this comment shook me how could you POSSIBLY think that
>>85656087i'd rather send a cum tribute straight into your ass
>>85656073i dont get the big appeal i like hands and mouth and thighs and stuff better and it takes less work
>>85656073same but im a bottom so idk
>>85655883only childless incels say that
>>85656153**casts rotten teeth spell on you**less work
>>85655781you
>>85656158im a childless incel and i said that. so what
>>85656153you're never going to have a boy groaning and moaning with all that like you can with anal. anal is the endgame. anal is the next level fucking experience that takes you to new states of faggot bliss. anybody who turns away from anal steps down and turns away from the best sex they could ever have.
>>85656216look at raccylook at himhe;s so shape
>>85656216sex haversis this true?
i want a cuntboy bf NOW!
>>85656216>>85656227i just dont like it as much man
>>85656156>bottom>scared of analyou should really get a reroll on life
i want a cuntboy bf (top)
>>85656227I AM A SEX HAVER
>>85656237your sex life is going to be artificially numbed by that. you've circumcised your sex life, poss. you've circumcised it.
>>85656227i can't confirm everything else he said but i can confirm topping a boy does make him make noises you can't get out of him from just a blowjob
i want sex NOW!
>>85656227yes, and if you go getting a pbf and denying them anal( sex) without making your hangups clear beforehand youre basically holding them hostage if they didnt want to break up and break your heart but wanted to be able to have sex like any normal relationship
>>85656293mart you're scaring the zarys chill out
i dont wanna live next to Guatemalans, daddy
i wish i could make good fetish porn but the thing that actually turns me on is knowing something is someone's fetish, so i don't have any love for my own art. my own art can't turn me on since nobody's seen it yet, so it lacks the spark that makes it hot, and then nobody's turned on by it because it's clearly passionless.
>>85656493get a pbf and show your weird kinky porn to him
>>85654942me too
>>85656241i didnt say i was scared of anal...
when you tap your foot to music do you do the front or the heel or the whole thing
>>85656547ok poss go ahead and semantics yourself into disagreement on something that ends up being the same for the sake of arguing thing i dont care
>>85656649i usually clap my hands to the music i listen to
>>85656687that sounds joyous
>>85656649i do the front because my foot can't reach further than that in my chair
>>85656649>>85656687i honk my car to the song i listen to _w_
>>85656711I hope your bones are okay
>>85656749what's wrong with my bones...
>>85656687>poss clapping to the beat when the fajitas come out sizzling
the hack at rlm posted a new bideo 2 hours ago and you nig loving fags didnt tell me!!!
>>85656758I dont know im just assuming some part of you is messed upor you have a really big chair
>>85656774be nice
waowww!!!yayy!!yippeeee!!!!
>>85656774that sounds cute
>>85656816no my chair is too high and my feet are dangling
>that gif of a chinese man jumping off a hogh bridge into the water in his swim trunks and floating up to shore dead minutes later
>>85656955umm i'd rather not think of that
>>85656833white posses when the what the fuck is that thing comes out sizzling
>>85656999trips of truth cracker possas do be whooping when the whatever the fuck that thing is be sizzlin
>>85656999Guess what?Chicken foot
>>85657028my feet are strong and manly!!!
>>85657028that dudn't rhyme.....
>>85657092guess whatscut rut
can i keep my virginity when i have sex for the first time? in case i might need it for later
>>85657028guess why? chicken thigh!
>>85657233if i didnt get to keep mine after a regrettably bad one time fling you don't either
>>85657233yeah
>>85657233yeah you have 1 hour after sex to reclaim it
>>85657321if you cum under two minutes you can refund the sex
i shouldn't try so hard to stop things being awkward. it isn't worth repressing everything about myself. and yet
>>85657233just take the virginity of the guy you're having sex withproblem solved
pbf who'd rather keep his virginity than have sex with you
>>85656054>>85656014hii *winks sluttily
getting sad because leia and archer will have to be euthanized some day
i should repress myself harder
i should
>>85657837why
my feed is nothing but people gossiping about oneyng being a groomer or gossiping about shayy breaking silence after being a groomeroh my god do people have nothing better to do with their lives other than this drama herd mentality shit. i should have gotten off of social media yesterday
>>85657837yeahrepress your posser into my wosser
>>85657893so i can make money and live in a house
>>85657927>my feedlike rss?
boys who are sexy but also evil
*unhooks bag from my ears*wait you guys dont have feed??
>>85657981ck doesnt ever have enough room in their underwear for my balls to be comfortable
>>85657997unf…….. horse boys……
this could be us but im over 18 now
>>85658027its ok theres room on my face
>>85658038that small one is over 18 hes just tiny
>>85658046dont say that poss now ill just be sad about things i cant have
me on the left
>>85658087nigga shot his shot i respect that
>>85657981i should become this type of looking thing
>>85658074ok sorry (me too i will get sad too)
>>85658087id have lost interest and ghosted you at the first dovoenhdufkakr
>>85658140i personally would have totally egged him on to get nudes before ghosting, personally
>>85658152he seemed more like the wanting than giving type
thinking of the best way to ask erp buddy why he takes a day to respond to each message without sounding like a dick, because truly i don't care if he's slow i just want to know why he's slow about it. like if he's incredibly busy i would understand and i dont want to make him think i'm pressuring him just by asking. oh, and if it's because he doesn't like me then i would really prefer to know that instead of forcing him to keep talking to me too
>>85658137you should and you should also become happy
>>85658175taking a day is way too long your usual erper buddy should be at least routinely available at a certain time for fun so yeah talk to him
>>85658137kinda unrealistic but I hope you get close poss
>>85658257what's his routine
>>85658175just ask him when he's free
>>85658272i dont know why
>>85658337it doesn't even matter how hard you try
