/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5471>"Do (You) Even Lift?" Edition--Stories--By Hills_of_mud>A reward for the faithfulhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93546541By Scan>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 3)https://rentry.co/pigeon-postalBy Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 56)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Traumfrauhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93447781By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 34)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/By Phaffabout>The Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156/By Anon>Jackpothttps://rentry.org/f7h2atwmBy Anon>LUCKY FINDhttps://rentry.org/gbq524d7By Hamlet of Troy>Untitledhttps://rentry.co/e6xyqfecBy Aedificator123>Deer in the Head Lightshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93276801By M4rsh4l_Legacy>The Frost on her Feathers (Ch. 34)https://archiveofourown.org/works/54569053BY Doublefacedentendre>The "Fool" of Aether (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92654406[ Story Masterbin ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]:https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85663392Missed a thread or two?:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
hop on fortnite(mares)
Buhlistic missile inbound
>>85665441holy shit you posted my pic before i could
Sodas beware you're in for a scare
>>85665468straight shota is LAMEstraight soda is where it's at
My name is soda
My name is Pork SodaMy name is Mud
jesus this shit depressing
>>85665586you may call it... soda pressing
>>85665441He's literally me....................
Anon your waifur is a sicarian infiltrator.
>>85665586I don't remember asking you a GODDAMN thing
>Mal0 sipping a soda
falaciosodawhat's next
My bunny gf was shocked that I lasted two minutes She heard bucks go at it for 15 seconds and fall over, I've set a new standard
Artists plz draw Mal0 crushing a soda
this place is fucking doomed
I love my bro's big human cock so much
>>85665652i don't know why but i read this in invader zim's voice
>>85665621Yeah well you should'veNerdStinky
>>85665652Happens to any place with an influx of zoomers. Just post smols until they die from shitting themselves.
>>85665441We're on our third batch of bi-weekly story prompts!Our last batch was>Dark clouds and distant thunder had dominated the sky for days now, and...>Cruising down the highway in the dead of night was always relaxing for...>New restaurants were always nice to try, but the food at this particular place smelled...The entries for it were>Untethered - prompt oneshotA story of a soldier encountering a rather unnerving wolfly woman of the supernatural variety.>Deer in the headlightsDoe lady winds up in over her head after a vehicular mishap>The horned doeAfter failing at life, a man hydroplanes off the road and into a fairy tale scene>Untitled By Hamlet of TroyA cat woman and a man named Barry fall victim to a random chimp event while stopped at a gas station>Lucky Find by AnonA man and a horse woman on a far off alien world encounter each other in the night, and discover something quite unusualSO, next we have three new prompts for your consideration:>The fog was thick, the air was cold, and the...>Gold and bronze leaves adorned the trees in the...>Dark twisting corridors wound their way through...Write us something quick, anything from 2k to 10k words, and let's see what's on your mind. Amateurs or people who have never written are especially encouraged to partake.
>>85665661Imagine Catty eating food off your naked body.......
TWLTotal Waifur Love
>Slay, Dr Freeman
>>85665652Proof?
>>85665675Or eating food off of your fatass waifur like it's the Rayman cow stripper scene
Going to repost in the fresh thread. Last call, original requester, if you’d like input on which species? When work is done tomorrow I will move forward with something, whether previous ideas in last thread or my own preference.>Young man helping an elderly feline anthro across the street
>>85665674How long do we have before these prompts are due?Likewise, is the best/intended way to submit them just by replying to these posts with whatever format we've chosen to write them in?
>>85665669you will age out like the corpses sitting in the house of representatives
>>85665704OR hereMeerkat That is all
STORY DISCUSSION!>Whatcha readin?>Whatcha writing?>Whatcha... AAAAAAHHH!!! ITS SPOOKY SEASON! What's a horror trope that scares you? Alternatively, what's your favorite creepypasta?
I need... enemies to lovers...
>>85665703Based
>>85665721
>>85665737seconded
What's an anime waifu you'd have changed into an anthro? This affects both her design and impacts her series
as bad as it was there was only one piece of niggered art posted and an anon fixed itthings are actually fine don't be so dramaticnobody is posting discord screenshots eithereverything is finecalmjak mode engaged
>>85665757>anime>simpsons
>>85665767yeah, he said anime
>>85665734Pic 2>>85665714The Tuesday after next Tuesday is the next prompt swap, and the next batch will be even spookier.Just post your submission and make sure it gets into the OP. I comb through the OP title list to find the submissions, so I gotchu chief. Rentry and AO3 are ideal.
>>85665759So true bestie! Jump on vr chat :3!!!
>>85665782
>>85665468this would be really, really hot if she didn't have a balloon ass.
>>85665734>Whatcha readin?>Whatcha writing?haven't really been in the mood>What's a horror trope that scares you?I'm hard to spook but the scary thing being there all along always gets me
>>85665767>Does he know?
>>85665767Wasn't going to look up the furry Asuka hundreds images deep into my folder
>>85665795
>>85665796What would be the acceptable ass shape? Or is it the size? Or is it because people draw her shiny? I really wanna know because I like big asses, but sometimes people fuck up drawing them
>>85665757Dunno. Faris Nyan Nyan could be an actual cat, I guess.
>>85665811
"Fuck hyenas I'm creating wolves"
Take your waifurs on romantic dates
>>85665704>>85665704>Last call, original requester, if you’d like input on which species?The Russian blue suggestion was mine haha, I'm not usually apt to mention that I'm the requester, but I do appreciate the specification.
>>85665824
>>85665837kek kino
>>85665795>>85665811>>85665824This is actually very fucking cute
Errm, black people.Black man get waifur.
>>85665837How is the smell of starving prisoners and corpses being cremated romantic in any way? It would smell like shit.
A Lotus update WHEN
>>85665837That's fucking metal with them standing in the background. Get fucked lmao>jealous guard in the tower: "Gott, I vish that vas me."
>>85665865Your honourThis is a hyena thing, isn't it?
>>85665847Imagine the Oyakodon sized dish here Oyakodon
>>85665814im the wrong person to ask because i strongly prefer biblically accurate mal0.
>>85665888The Oyakodon potential Oyakodon?
>>85665838So it will be done, then. It was the prettiest (and thankfully simplest). She might’ve been a lynx otherwise.
>>85665454Big fuckin' drumsticks
>>85665893I can love thin characters just the same, and I am partial to character accurateness. But I also like big butts, can't lie
I will take that ass
THREE STRIKES UPDATE WHEN
This is John Hmofa? This is the OC all the women in /afohm/ go feral for? Seriously?
>>85665734>Whatcha readin?In between stories at the moment. Sorta been browsing but I haven't found anything on Ao3 that particularly catches my eye. If you or anyone else has recommendations, actually, that'd be cool>Whatcha writing?An anon convinced me, in a manner of speaking, to try to write from a female perspective for a /hmofa/ story, earlier today. I think it'd be interesting to try. Not even sure on the basics quite yet, but I've been poking at it.>What's a horror trope that scares you?Thart's a hard one. I suppose the one that tends to genuinely unease me the most is that of... Well, you know that trope where the characters go to a town and the residents are all just a little bit off? And it turns out they're all in on some fucked up secret? The build-up, if done right, where the main characters slowly begin to realize that everyone around them is being weird. That one.
>>85665896Double portions, she’ll get big
>>85665915No they like Ryan Gosling
>>85665915>waifur who cried at the return of the king
>>85665910in my ideal mal0 drawings her figure is never really completely visible but it's clear that she's modest. I suppose the perfect mal0 looks like Breynz (the person in the original mal0 image) except ~2 meters tall
>>85665441We should probably give Tits a proper name, huh? Any suggestions to get the ball rolling?
>>85665914from the author>I'm sorry for the long radio silence. Things have been busy, but what has really tripped me up was a review I requested (and got) from as near a professional source as I could. I got an entire essay's worth of fascinating feedback, and I've been digesting the resulting critique about my methods of writing, storytelling, and other things I've never stopped to think too much about. Combing over older and even recent work of mine with the advice in mind? Frankly, it’s kinda left unable to think of anything else. It boils down to issues with bloat, theme disjoints, and mismanaging story characters, and now that it's been pointed out to me, it’s hard to unsee and even harder to not try to rectify. I've been chipping away at an update, going back and forth between BoC and 3sabs, but the real work recently has been me working on the backend. I have so much clutter on my storyboards that needs either shuffled, trimmed, or just totally redone now. The master lore docs for BoC lost like ten percent of their total pages, and yet, nothing is missing. Sorry if this post feels rushed or off, I've been awake for over a day now. I got some shuteye and this still more or less sums up what I wanted to say upon going over it again.I will get you all something soon. For everyone who has been waiting patiently, thank you for putting up with the delay. You're golden, son. GOLDEN.
>>85665944what's the general trend for hoopcat names?
>>85665958messed up the post, but you get the gist
>>85665926No, (you) like Ryan Gosling. Real women like weird literal gremlins that are obsessed with true crime and being amateur murder detectives that ride or die for their serial killer podcast listening waifurs that may or may not need to dispose of a body and cover their tracks.
>>85665757momo from dandadan. psychic anthro fops that likes okarun but is hiding it under layers.
>>85665943>2 meters tallThat height would thicken her up some right? Maybe I don't understand proportions, but I think that would put some meat on her bones. At least enough to not be a total sticc
>Do you laik my washboard chest, husbant?Johnathan nearly splits Dorje in half afterwards
>>85665734>Whatcha writing?Story about anon and his waifur spending summer break at her dad's house
>>85665968Stripper names
>>85665972David McGowan?
>>85665808I mean, this anime could use one. There's anthos in the setting, but never in the spotlight. Videl could have been one maybe.
>>85665944Peach or Pear.
>>85665944>>85665987uh... Diamond then
waifurs are real but you can never use the 3d objects folder ever again
>>85665441wow cute image
>>85665968They tend to play on observational humor or reciprocal naming, so Peace references "We come in peace" since they're aliens and haha sex joke. Lime, because she's green, War (I forgot if it was her requester's suggestion) but it contrasts Peace, Quiet (the male) because "peace and quiet" and so on. Nivea probably got her name from being inspired by glaceon. So for a cat with a large bosom, it might be on the nose, or something more inspired that plays on her figure, like Venus.
Where are my goons?!
>>85665983>hair on the mf printerRAAAA-
>>85666020ay what's da plan boss
>>85665987wtfi mean it works but don't say it like that
>>85666020You tell em boss
>>85665874never ever, anon. go read the other stories in the bin. they might satisfy that hunger, if only for a bit.
>>85666020Right here boss!
>>85665695Expie cute
>>85666023at least it wasn't curly lmaohot pic
reminder that waifur loves you for you
>>85666036This guy must've killed himself by now
>>85666039aight now krank that thing up twice as long and twice as wide
>>85665921>RecommendationsWell, what have you read so far and what sort of story do you like?
>>85665982just talking about the proportions, she would have to be a bit wider to be that tall but not by much.
>>85666020Laissez les bons temps rouler, boss!
>>85665993Who? Ew. No. Have you ever seen Yellowjackets? We're talking about the real cheese of the curd here.
>>85665958... who the fuck complained about (((bloat))) in 3s? the story flow was perfectly fine on that one
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WRqXg8geGAE&
>>85665441>Chan download filename>Unique img on desusearchWut
>>85666039I appreciate the sentiment but the guy who drew this needs to not project his tiny penis onto me
>>85666043that defeats my point
>>85666042that would be a tremendously awful loss...
>>85665837The Bird In Hugo Boss
>>85666075whatever you like i guess
>>85665944Teeta.She doesn't get why you keep snrking with restrained laughter every time it gets brought up.
>>85666031what the FUCK do you meeeaaannn never?
>>85666085If it's short for full name like how Tita is for Titania then I'm game.
>>85666084I meant the original, your edit was nice. Anyways kill all cucks
>>85666043It exists as well
>>85665944Bounty
>>85666100dubs of truth
>>85665874You must train for the update, anonymous
>>85666084lol small dick got cuckedf
>>85666079Did EditAnon do this one yet? Can he do both a nude edit and one where she has an imperial skull bra as well?
>>85666115you ruined it, cucks ruin everything, kill yourself
>>85665734>Whatcha readin?Nothin'Whatcha writing?Brainstorming a story bout an oddball angler on the hunt for a particularly challenging catch.>What's a horror trope that scares you?Anything that involves losing your mind or going mad. It's not often done very well, but losing your mental faculties or who you are fucks with me in a way no sort of slasher or body horror can manage. Shame it isn't written well enough to work most of the time.
>>85666115That's 2 different Khais
>>85666085>>85666099desu hoopers with stranger names should be more common since they are aliens after all>Teetaneea>Teeta for short>"Human, please direct your attention to my face if we are going to converse. Have you no manners?"i like it>>85666117he has not but i guess if he's around
>>85666110WHY DID SHE GRAB HIS ASS IN THE STORY LOL
That one GIF with Katia but she doesn't have a wedding ring, and (You) is also hung.Instead of cuckshit it's just Katia being a degenerate slut that'll fuck anything that moves
when your waifur beats your recent jack off session record with her new jill off session record
>>85666137women like a nice ass on a guy, i can't explain why myself but it's true.
>>85666084>>85666115All waifurs deserve MASSIVE and MEATY cocks.
>>85666137What women can't like your butt? Besides anon walked up the giant stairs everyday you know he had the ghetto booty
>>85666142I thought about doing that but I hate editing gifs since you basically need to rebuild it from scratch unless you use GIMP
>>85666099>>85666134Chesteeta Lelaitthe last name's resemblance to the french word for milk is entirely intentional.
>>85666153Kit prefers SHC
>>85666153what if they are too small like hoopcats
>>85666176based
I need her to be updated
>>85666171Sounds fancy and somewhat periodic. She's like the hoopcat equivalent of a nobble or some such, with two planets under her ownership (including the ones on her chest.)
>>85665796
Name 5 stories that are in any way spooky, creepy, unsettling, or just autumn themed that are hmofa. They don't even have to be thread stories.Hard mode: no leaves of fall
>>85666182The massive meatiness is proportional but every one gets at least five inches
>>85666182hoopcats are extremely durable and can take some serious abuseyou could smoosh one down on a ten inch cock untrained and she'd just say "guh"best case scenario is they go by fox rules
>>85666046I've read most everything I've seen advertised in the thread, so far, and a few others. I can't really say anything that'd helpful in a post. In general I tend to prefer prose stories of more than, iunno, 20k words? I'd like something to get invested in, to read while I spoken, y'know? If we go a level deeper, something where there's adventure involved, and/or something with really sappy involved romance tbqh.
anon deserves another chapter
>>85666200best i've got for you is this movie/show series hmofa rewrite that very much fits fanfiction.net
>>85666231God she is so pretty
Hi, /hmofa/. I have a bit of news about The Leaves of Fall publication schedule for those interested.TL;DR>The Leaves of Fall will not conclude on Halloween — a mid-November conclusion is more likely. There is too much remaining content and too many needed additions/improvements for me to meet my deadline.I did a write up on my website that goes more into my reasoning and processes. Absolutely not required reading for this announcement, but I had fun putting it together. I also threw in a brief guide to how I edit stories. Kind of a craft blog meets a story of update.https://autononymous.io/the-leaves-of-fall-schedule-update/Cheers, guys!
>>85666235https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12816524/1/Finding-Balancetry to enjoy
>>85666222fox rules?
>>85666201Her family might, but she should have a bit more freedom. Planetary governance and administration would kneecap all recreational space travel due to the sheer amount of paperwork involved. You can only delegate so much, after all.
>>85665674Which thread were these last stories in?
>>85666227Sorry, typo>read while spokenread while smokng*Just saying in another way that I'd like something immersive, I guess.
>>85665874Her ass looks like a pair of shocked eyes.
>>85666227>To read while I spokenHuh
>>85666245
>>85666222Catch that Fox! She stole TWO TRIPS!
>>85665466What filename where you originally planning to go with for the pic?
>>85665759>>85665789You really like bringing up your shitposting from the previous thread.
>>85666277Please be patient, I'm a retarded phoneposter
>>85666253I don't have anything to say besides godspeed and I love you
>>85666255oldfag furry meme that all foxes are infinite holes with which any cock can bottom out inside of, from a puny gorilla dick to a mighty stallionif we "need" a reason as to how they can take all of that... non-euclidean internals or extremely subtle gravity alterations generated from their body, originating inwards and typically extending outward through the tail as a sort of wand or antenna. basically every hoopcat is a miniature living tardishardly necessary and they can just have normal body structure but..... y'know
>>85665874I demand MORE
>>85666279she's such a rude bitch i want to elbow her in the face 3 times
>>85666303>i want to elbow her in the face 3 timeslooks like she already has been
>>85665958son of a bitch
>>85666170Oh yeah, it's trivial with GIMP. Especially with how GIF optimization works.
>>85666278>Tigress is anywhere from 5'9" to 6'This dude must be built like a Space Marine, god damn
>>85665734>readinNothing tonight, unfortunately.>writinChipping away at a piece for the prompt. Injured knight and a bun apothecary who heals him growing close.Admittedly trying to hash out how I'm going to fit everything I want to cover in just 10k words, but mastering the economy of a limited wordcount is part of the fun of a flash fiction challenge.>AAAAAAAAHI enjoy horror that delves into one's perception and the distortion of it. Things where what you're seeing and experiencing isn't perceived by others, or is seen as something completely different or mundane.Things like Smile come to mind, mainly in the sense of how the supernatural torment the protagonists go through is seen by those around them as a sudden and rapid mental deterioration culminating in a suicide.It feeds and preys deeply on the anxiety of not being believed, of being mistrusted even though you know for a certainty you are being truthful or honest.
>>85666328Go away
>>85666314she could use a few more whacks
>>85666265Uuhhhhhh... Good question. Well, if you go through the archive for OPs, you should be able to just ctrl-f and find them. I've been avoiding putting the story links in the post since it would be silly to have it both there, and in the OP, but maybe I'll include a date when it can be found there, or something.
>>85666279>>85666303Thankfully she hasn't discovered the power of her own stinky fox pee.
>>85666147The human man yearns for an equal with power that rivals his own.
>>85666259Alright, what if it's a DuPont situation? She herself is a wealthy noble and heiress to a considerable fortune and holdings; the Lelait family of the Hoop monarchy can date back many centuries or millennia and are credited for something which remains a prominent facet of their society in the modern day. Her distinct figure is considered rare in their culture and regarded as an eminent symbol of Teeta's pedigree, so she is formally educated and rather reserved.
>>85666328If you really wanted to troll people you should of had the gif start on the white male.
>>85666381You would also go away
>>85666381Wasn't my intention but it would be funny
>>85666137Have you never spoken to or seen a woman talk about what they look for and like on a guy? They like butts. I'm not sure if it's just an extension of them preferring lean & fit guys (obviously) or really what they fantasize about regarding them though.
>>85666355I think redundancy on some posts is better than having no links to the other posts at all.
>>85666333THE POWER
>>85666381>>85666393God I hate cucks
>>85666137Foids do that. Do not know why.
>>85666410I went out of my way to remove the ring and the caption to recontextualize it from Katia being a cheating whore to Katia being a slut
>>85666422I never said you were a cuck
>>85666422we still don't like slutsand more importantly it contains a whole lot of not-hmofashouldnt need to explain that...
>>85666137has my ass spanked in HS by the biggest stacie there was. assertive women hone in on it since it's easy and who tf is gonna come crying because a girl did that anyway
>>85666438>he said while violating the singular rule of the thread
>>85666253you are my shining light in dark timestake as long as you need
>>85666442black lady slapped my ass in front of her brother and told me she loved white boys when I worked at a hotel
>>85666452NIGGA!!! If you're not gonna play then pass the fucking ball!!!
>>85666452Hyena behavior holy shit lol
>>85666452yeah they're like that man
>>85666432But he revealed himself as one by getting so defensive?
>>85666474Around yeens, watch your peen.
>>85666485>"I LOVE HYENA GIRLS, MAN"
>>85666520This guy is me
>>85666137Gotta have something to hold onto while he’s thrusting. Get to squatting, big boy.
>>85666445Chudpaw is practically a girl though.
>>85666379I thought the chestiness was a quirk of her sector's subspecies of hoopcat, like how the stringbean and the fatass are representative of their areas.Imagine, a whole planet of large-chested hoopcats, with her being one of the larger ones. And then she gets stricken with a bit of competitiveness once she runs into anthros our size that have tits twice the mass of hers. She'd take every opportunity to puff her chest with all the support her personal gravity manipulation can muster, and work to convince her human partner of her chest's superiority over the ones who just have size going for them.
>>85666400Perhaps for the next batch this will be changed.>>85666288Happens to the best of us.I'd love to recommend stories, but you said you've read everything that has been recommended in the thread, so that presumably includes my usual rec list, as well as the penis angel guy who did a very good and thorough analysis of a metric fuck ton of stories. I'd say just go to the masterbin, scroll to a random spot, and see where the mouse wheel takes you.
>>85666553haa get it if it's a femboy then it's okay to post gay shit in /hmofa/ look this is a femboy so it's on topic practically a woman haha totally not gay 100% straight yup
>>85665452If my plasma donation center had a cute bat girl rather than a mechanical vampire I would donate more
>>85666074its from the aggie, OP found it and liked it
>>85666502But even if he didn't defend himself you would still say he is a cuck. Thus the kafka trap fallacy.
who shall become the super satan of /trash/>>85666666
>>85666553I'll fucking rape you.
>>85666666for the glory of /hmofa/
Hmofa luv
mice are nice
It is rightful and just that a kobold earns the get
You know that GET will likely be wasted on some blacked shit right
controversial takei love fuzzy women
i wanna kiss a braixen
>>85666654that's not very controversial 'round these parts
>>85666654Scales are better
the shit dog
>>85666650If it is then it is what you deserve.
i fucking hate fuzzy women
>>85666650HAHAHAHA you wish>>85666666CHECK EM
>>85666666ARE WE DEADASS
>>85666666WE GOT IT BOYS
>>85666442>>85666452>Got SAd by attractive assertive womenMan, why do some anon's get all the luckThe onky equivalent experience I have is back when I was doing warehouse work & the FOB durkadurka Jeet who used to constantly harass me whenever we shared shifts randomly slapped me on the ass while I was working the line because 'to let me know it was time for lunch'Fucker was being groomed for a floor lead position too so when I tried to report him shit didn't go anywhere. Still incredibly glad I quit that shithole when I did
>>85666666Dare I say kino?
>>85666675Well I'm glad to be proven wrong
>>85666666Hardcore + Awesome
>>85666670I bet you're seething rn
>>85666438>notifying Hannah that he's cool so she lowers the gun>Lorepaw gulping and helping himself inside, Hannah staring daggers at him>Hannah refusing to admit that she's jealous of (You) for having another cat in the apartment >putting your arms around them both and telling them that it's okay because you're the one paying the utilities and stocking the fridge and that if they don't like it, they can kick rocks>Hannah scrunching her face but accepting it with a leaning glare at her male counterpart>Lorepaw practically pissing himself from fear until you bring them in for a bearhug that would probably leave both their scrawny asses in a stretcher if you applied any additional force>letting them go and telling them to play nice>Lorepaw literally too afraid to leave your side, Hannah is camped on the couch giving him the evil eye 24/7>movie night rolls around>he's beside you, she's on the far end leaning on the upholstered arm>you invite Hanner over to join the party>she ignores you
>>85666666The original hmofa got it.
>>85666698>Lorepaw begins to feel bad, like this was all his fault>trying your best to mediate>Hannah brings her legs up, hugging herself close and begins to tear up>admits to her attachment issues, how she can't trust anyone>how they always go away in the end>Lorepaw comes over to her side and consoles her>he tells her that when the two of them were at their lowest point, (You) took them in>how when Hannah had just lost her mother and couldn't pay the bills, (You) gave her lodging, gave her food and gave her the attention she missed>you inform Hannah that even if Lorepaw is here and in need, she was in the same position once>and that no matter how long he may stay here, she will always be the first>she rubs her eyes and leers at the floor as Lorepaw scoots back>"You needed help, and I'll always be there for you, Hannah.">with visible tears in her eyes, the lonely femcel eyes the gap between the two of you, before rubbing her eyes and bridging it>her messy brown hair burrows into your shoulder, the aroma of an earlier bath, only third since moving in, hanging strongly with the scent of apple>Lorepaw feels ashamed... until he sees your outstretched arm offering the same closeness as she>that huddling warmth and touch that he was woefully spoiled by>and so he joined her, pressed against you on the couch, a warm blanket covering you all>as the night went on and the movie began>like two cats in a cradle
>>85666666AW SHIT
>>85666627>>85666666Sam summoned super satan
>>85666698That last panel always gets me
>>85666641To feed to my fox waifur.
>>85665943Is there any art out of there Braynz from before SCP-1471 took off, like comms or personal drawings of her sona?
>>85666695Not really, I just said it's what he deserves for saying it. He is fortunate that it didn't happen to him.
>>85666698>>85666707this is way too much effort for a hmoa green
>>85666666Don't often see a previous post reply to a future post.
>>85666666We really are the best thread
>>85666666this get compels drawfags to draw mike and melissa
>>85666447Whatever happened to Angel Hare?
>>85666698>>85666707I sometimes dream people like you are hunted down like rabid dogs
>>85666698>>85666707im not reading axa greentext kill yourself>>85666707he's real fuckable tho
Gaping my Paw rn.
>>85666737Angel Hare whatever happened there
>>85666698>>85666707
Waifu beam gun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc1yNI1oNR0
You...you DOUBLE YIGGER
>>85666766it's /hmoxa/ or whatever the three party bi equivalent would be
Foxy 3P
>>85666791oh i didnt know there was a human i stopped at line 2 because i didnt like the setup
>>85666737for all intents and purposes it's complete but if the mangan sisters ever want to revisit it they left some minor sequel bait
>>85666801addition of furboi makes it not hmofa, so it's off topic anyways
>>85666801girl has trust issues because you let a furboi stay because they're both homeless and the two help her feel better and then they cuddle you mutually
>>85666683>Sexually harassed by an indian dudeHoly shit I'm so sorry anon. Sorry saaaars
>>85666669The stinky poop mutt
>>85666815She loves human sodas
>>85665734>Whatcha readin?Truce at Bakure>Whatcha writing?Star Wars /hmofa/ involving an imperial colonizing the shit out of an anthro alien>what horror trope scares youBody horror, can't stand it.
>>85666808You have to understand staying on-topic is a herculean task to the average poster.
>>85666707>Map gamesHe's a pedo? Maybe he should die
>>85666839kidnapping a cub with loreplap and spitroasting it...
>>85665847Its sad that his bed is too small to share with his wife.
>>85666841loreplop, resident /b/tard
Trigger warning for autistic babies: TFhttps://files.catbox.moe/uyb5dm.webm
>>85666841peeling your face off and slitting your throat with blunt gardening scissors...
>>85666724>>85666760>>85666766>>85666779I aim to impress <3>>85666801Nah, I'd never effortpost straightfur; worst I'm willing to do is what you see here with two anthros reconciling for some cat sandwich fun with a strong, protective human in-between. The love between a man and his waifur is eternal, but the furbros need a little help every once in a while too.
>>85666858What kind of TF?
>>85666858Wow I expected foid to anthro but not only is it tranny shit but also cheating
kissing your furbro nice and deep as you both have a simultaneous orgasm inside of a writhing cub...
my name is jeff
>>85666884But I'm just a human soda...
These thread are very rapidly becoming "skim only" for relevant pics and ignore everything else. Already did it for the previous three threads when I saw the trend of dogshit posts.
>>85666598ancient bnnuyabsolute hag
>>85666873The bad kind where you'd have to be obsessed with cuck shit to recognize it because you look at that stuff frequently, like this guy:>85666882Writing a note down here:>Purityfag, still crusading on behalf of /pol/ at 1AM>Most likely a brownskin
>>85666889We need actual moderation
>>85666858tf isnt my cup of tea, but the chicks voice and cute moans did give me a half chub
>>85666698>>85666707Cute
>>85666889Just filter by image only on desuI stopped trying to read threads I missed
>>85666897Actual non-cunt moderation would be nice, when faggots don't even make an attempt to stay on topic anymore.
>>85666858Kinda hot, I hope the GF joins in after
I just got some new modding tools. I'll post modded gameplay sometime tomorrow.What kind of waifur would Solaire have?
>>85666918Make me the modPermabans for all off topic postsI'd even ban a post like this one I'm making
bunker thread
>>85666937Moderation status?
>>85666918It's really bad lately. But it all comes down to /trash/ not being moderated. This subject matter has clearly outgrown the nature of this board
My problem with going off to 8moe is although the proposed boards anons are suggesting to make or have already made SOUND quite tempting, I can't help but worry that it will turn into a power hungry mod squad cultivating their personal echo chamber and proceeding to act like anything they don't personally like doesn't belong.
>>85666942the other
>>85666931Lion personally, but any feline feels apropos. Or a giant maggot.
>>85666952if 4chan actually fucking caved in and made a fur board they would get more ad revenue to run the website
low effort slop tonight because im trying to learn stuff and figure stuff out and im sick and did that thing where you piss the wrong way and your cock hurts for two hours and wasted most of my free time and havent even eaten or showered and i gotta get sleep
>>85666949>tfw wish capybara would make an anthro board because actually good moderation that doesn't fuck around
>>85666897Maybe I'm mindbroken over how bad the threads were around #5000 but nothing recently has felt bad enough to warrant it
Furbois are to be used like cumrags when your anthro gf is too tired or pregnant to have sex with you
>>85667000Where there is a will there is a way. /hmof keeps getting more popular and we'll get it at some point
6 posts a month.jpg
>>85666973no furfags >:(
>>85666666HMOFA OVERCOMES ALL. PUREST FORM OF LOVE!
>>85667021>/hmofWell that's embarrassing, my fingers are fucking fat
>>85667018I just want some wholesome bi cuddles
>>85667023That's because everyone is here still trying to cling to 4chan.
>>85667012Threads have not been bad except for the people that got called out for shitting on CB, so it's most likely them who are moaning about itI doubt it's actual anons
>>85667037You can do that too is a matter of choice
>>85667039The point is can you keep up with moderation once 112 anons are there all day every day, with all the same lousy security as 4chan?I have my doubts, ban evading there is even easier than here you know.
Noodled
>>85667050Yes? All you need is a single janny to actually give a fuck and give out bans consistently.
>>85666858Notice how even the VA dodges the "I'm a guy I have a gf" cuck and tranny shit line?
>>85666952the real problem with that other site is the small userbase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8f6up5pqZQ
>>85667023I'll draw more there when I have the time.
>>85667050i remember when i was 13 i was made an assistant admin of an early 4chan clone and the owner proudly declared to me that he had just advertised his website on 4chan /b/ and my heart dropped i called him an idiot because i knew what was about to happen.You know what happened. Early 2000's 4chan clone. Girls younger than me, as far as the eye could see... I range banned about 60% of ip's on the planet to make it stop. I rangebanned so hard that I even banned myself. But i stopped it. By god, I stopped it...
glglgglglglglglglgl
>>85666004Last time I reinstalled windows, this folder wasn't created anymore.
>>85666814Shit that really sucked the worst about that whole event was essentially being told to go pound sand afterwardsThat currynigger fuck spent months openly harassing me over any little thing he could nitpick, then reveals he was actually doing some kind of faggot 'pulling pigtails' the entire time, & all while management's spent the entire tkme covering his freshly imported ESLtard ass? If I had any less self control I would've made front page news country wide
>>85667086lel
>>85667080That's awesome! Which artist are you so I can keep an eye out?
>>85667087geddafuggouddaheeya
>>85667055Gator pertty
>>85667100That actually is really bad anon. I'm sorry to hear that for real
>>85667105I did the Jeb cap platypus.
I'm sticking to my guns here >>85666952If it sounds too good to be true it probably is, and frankly it looks like you should have just made a public discord at this point.
>>85667144I'm not making a discord account ever
>>85667144I remember the monstergirl thread on another board did it to great effect, because they had an incredibly insufferable nigger on the 4chan side that rarely got moderated. Guy got blapped immediately on the move and never came back.
>>85667113Eh, it's not like I was traumatized or anything, just pissed off as fuckI quit pretty much immediately after, mostly been trudging through it on my current job, shit still sucks but just the usual way you expect it to, while saving up to cover returning to school again so I can advance my skillset & hopefully never have to worry about getting stuck in a position like that again in the future
>>85667087https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4QkuQ0mprk
>>85667087I wanna do this to my waifur
>>85666666LET HIM WHO HATH UNDERSTANDING RECKON THE NUMBER OF THE GETS
>>85667172No I didn't think you were traumatized. But having to work with jeets in the first place is annoying enough, having one do that to you sounds hellish lmfao
>>85667160No, you'll just make a small concentrated community built around one thing you like, ruled with an iron fist pushing out anyone with the audacity to hurt your feelings or question your beliefs all so you can wrestle control and prop yourself up as a martyr of a community that caters best to a group of circlejerk cocksucking yes-men.Discord with the logo.For all it's flaws, when our moderator DOES swing by and do his job, he's impartial and not personally invested or out to get anybody.Best of luck to you.
>>85666303I want to cum on her face three times
>>85667203Seems like you have a reason for moderation to remain shit and ineffective, really makes me think.
>>85667213Strawman I accept your concession, you just want a discord server
>>85667237You are the bad faith poster that would get banned lmao, be less obvious.
'member when Leia was in a belly dancer outfit and protagonists were allowed to be cool AND male at the same time?God I hate Disney so much it's unreal.
>>85667248>Proving me rightJesus Christ you're actually oblivious and not reading
>>85666666HOLY FUCKING C H E C K E D
>>85667258Maybe if you shout "DISCORD" one more time you'll get your way.
>>85667087ayy get the fuck outta here
>>85667203You're a dumb gorilla nigger
>>85667197Aye no argument on that, TJD can't come fast enough already at this point
Wanted to try to animate in this style so have a lime ass
>>85667316MY EYES
>You'd just ban everyone you disagree with like a power hungry child>I WOULD BAN YOU FOR SAYING THAT...Anyways.
>>85667249I wanna hypnotize Marrow into thinking she's my wholesome 2 year old daughterfur who loves princesses and is just starting her potty-training.
>>85666896What kind of a fucking no-life weirdo are you?
>>85667325You forgot to call me Beardo again
>>85667316what do you call this style?
>>85667319Everyone can spot it Anon, playing dumb doesn't camouflage you.
>>85667316Hot
>>85667337Flipnote, that old animation software for DSi
>>85667319If he had any faith in his plans he'd be there trying to cultivate it in a meaningful way instead of screaming insults and responding to everything he thinks is bait.Poor qualities to have as a leader
>>85667357>replying to me without calling me mean namesHe's gonna say I'm samefagging next
>>85666985get well soon
>>85667334I wasn't trying to
>>85667357>>85667359W H Onice 1 minute apart btw
>>85667357>>85667359It's obvious you're samefagging everyone here can tell
>>85667372>>85667375I was about to say, kek
I can't even tell what this is about anymore this is like 4D drama lol
>>85667385IDK I questioned his capacity to moderate a community and he responded with name calling and proving all my points correct with his shitty behavior.ATP I'm just waiting for the new thread. Good to know to not even bother with his little echo chamber.
I don't trust anyone here to remain impartial
>>85667396literally fucking WHO is moderating anything. You pulled moderator out of your ass
>>85667383I mean it's SO obviousIt's probably Beardo and we should ban him from the bunker
>>85667396Actually from my point of view you had a spergout then started samefagging
>>85667403After this whole gay argument I'm now convinced that we actually do need to ban half the people here.
things i would ban:-vagueposters-single arrow posters-niggered posters-axa posters-cucks-discord drama posterswhat else?
>>85667396I'm sorry for replying but you did call it hes just gonna prance around the minute mark as if it's impossible I replied within that time frame
>>85667403Dude, I'm Beardo. You've gone so schizophrenic you think everything is me.And drop the O already would you?
>>85667423Can you ban me? Not for any reason I just wanna get banned
>>85667423Homo posters, do those too. You have my vote.
>>85667396Moderate what community what are we talking about
>>85667403now you're speaking my language.chronic bait biters get the rope
>>85667423Ban them from life
>>85667443Someone brought up a hypothetical board of our own on a different site and this guy is having a freak out over it.
>>85667453He literally only said>Moderation might be badFollowed by the board owner screaming insults, demanding he would ban the guy, and samefagging support while receiving support from one other actual poster
>>85667316pick up those books and stop showing off brat>>85667337The style is based on Flipnote, but if you want to be technical it's just a simple pixel gap format with a low resolution. That's why when the file is unopened in its thumbnail form Lime's colors look full, but when expanded she's suddenly much lighter due to the whitespacing.
>>85667463>the board owner???what the actual fuck are you talking about
>>85667463You know I can read right? That's not quite what happened.
>>85667466Yeah the dithering isn't as good looking at a 5x scale, but I also didn't wanna post a tiny gif
My definition of /hmofa/ is pure and untainted. I would rule with an iron fist and ban all miscreants.
>>85667316*wobbles past*
New thread:>>85667490>>85667490>>85667490Remember to hide and ignore all bait and off-topic posts.
>>85667463>Followed bu the board owner screaming insults, demanding he would ban the guy, and samefagging supportYou make me sound sane
>we need a bunker for when the thread is bad!>What if the bunker has bad things about it?>I NEED TO SHIT UP THE THREAD NECAUSE THE BUNKER I MADE TO HIDE FROM THRWADSHITTING GOT CALLED ANYTHING BUT PERFECT!!!great advertising campaign, not even the guys shitting on the idea
>>85667489it is time... for the nuclear optiondo it
>>85667507He's gonna say it's me again, watch, watch!
>>85667423>>85667507add schizos to the list
How about a bunker that only allows canonically hmofa exclusive waifurs to be posted in it?
>>85667507bro just saying shit
