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THE PUREST FORM OF LOVE
faithful waifurs
Reposting cuz I posted this at the very end of the last thread
So while things are still iffy I haven't been able to find a good movie I can do a showing of on HmofaTV. BUT! I have an idea.Tomorrow night we could watch the original Mike and Melissa, and then the reanimated one, and then that Minecraft horrorslop thing with the dog, just to see what everyone's going on about because I don't have a clue.Sound good?
Big stretch
>>85667504Fuckin love Averi, simple as.I should check the boo actually
>>85667488I actually prefer it this way since it dates the format nicely and since all .gifs on 4chan were puny back then for user storage space and upload cap reasons anyways. So much crap is bloated, including simple reaction images
>>85667520>hmofatvDid you dox that guy you don't like yet?
>>85667520Can we watch Dredd 2012?
>>85667520>reanimateddidn't know that existed>the creepy wolf thingis it just one video or a series??
>>85667506It's good to see it, but you shouldn't use a white background if you're gonna dither like that, it's painful on the eyes.
>>85667523She lives in a dayz appartment
>>85667545Yes.
>>85667545Did you move out of your mother's basement yet?(Sorry for biting just wanted to get one jab in)>>85667547Ehh... Sure, if someone can find a good copy and send the file, I guess.I didn't personally care for that one.>>85667548Yeah it came out on the 28th.>is it just one video or a series??I think it's a series?>>85667560Don't speak on other's behalfs when it's unwanted, it's rude.
>>85667573>(Sorry for biting just wanted to get one jab in)This is why nobody here likes you
where's the jew seething about the cross
Do you guys hear that? Kinda sounds like a little mosquito or something, it's annoying.
>>85667573>Did you move out of your mother's basement yet?I actually take care of myother in her old age while still working full time.Cause I'm three times the man a cowardly worm like you will ever be, little worm trying to dox people.
>>85667559Friendly in Cherno
Hop on fortnite
>>85667591You spend your free time shitposting and spazzing on 4chan, you are not even close to a real man.
>>85667615>says the one shitposting and spazzing on 4chan
me here daily
Random image, clicked without looking
>>85667618Nah let him do it, he loves Internet fights more than he loves hmofa, this is all he has going for him.His little "jabs" lol like I can't spare ten minutes to check a furry porn thread.Doing laundry RN catch you all layer
>>85667591>I actually take care of myother in her old age while still working full time.Based if true, but spell check your posts first
>>85667641Shlop Shlop Shlop
>>85667632nta but have you posted any hmofa even?
>>85667593Yeah i want to trade with her food i went to the gas zone for cool stuff
>>85667635Is that a reaction image?You know we ban people like you in my bunker!(I'm making this one joke, please don't start up again)
Shut the fuck up you nigger
>>85667652NTA but have you?You could at least accompany your epic twitter callout post with a hmofa image.
my wifur is realhow about you losers?
>>85667591Really funny how 90% of anons did an immediate 180 on hmofatv after that and it's now mostly a handful of namefags who use it as a knockoff discord with roles and no chat history and also just magically happen to know what and when they'll stream things with zero thread announcement
I activate my nigger destruction beamYou are dead for being a nigger
>>85667665I value privacy = I use an anonymous imageboard.The mere implication that someone is trying to get personal info is 110% a reason to NEVER trust that person or the sites they use.
Anyone want a cookie?
>>85667665What are you talking about everytime there's a movie there's like three fucking announcement posts
>>85667665trvth but wtf is that image
>>85667674very based nigger destroyer
>>85667677LOOK AT THOSE CUBS
>>85667591please don't use worm as an insult.
>>85667677Never forget that time SDS lovingly hand animating Gremjin twerking and flossing...
>>85667665wait what? why is everyone is suddenly shitting on hmofatv? i dont follow ive been gone for 2 weeks
>>85667714Shitposting and schizophreniaSame old same old
I saw Molly Anon at a CVS store in [REDACTED] yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for paintings or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Arthritis relief gloves in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to have wrist pains and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the gloves and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical analfetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each glove and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by grunting in pain really loudly.
>>85667714One of the dudes running it claimed that if some poster from the thread came there he could see the IP's of everyone watching and would harvest and possibly distribute that information.Once called it, he reassured everyone that it was totally just a joke.
hoopcat with nice juicy fat paws
>>85667600Have sex in fortnite.
>>85667714Not new but like week 1 of it opening the host went full sperg about wanting to dox whoever he deemed "the shitposter" and anons don't want to take chancesAlso snippets of them participating in the threadsplitting from a few months ago
>>85667730That ass is nice but an update would be nicer
this fag really goes out of his way to make this place as unusable as he can
>>85667674>>85667696surprisingly, i did not make either of these posts.
On Cytube you have to IP ban someone to see their IP address and even then on HmofaTV connections from Tor and VPNs are allowed and furthermore it's 2026 getting someone's IP address means jackshit nowadays, dynamic IPs and all that.
>meanwhile /hmoba/ op is 2 and a half days old
>>85667726>>85667739Im sure he's very charming and has lots of friends IRL, and they invite him to parties and stuff.
>>85667712The things I would do with a proper Jin model...
>>85667751Me when I lie
>>85667739>Also snippets of them participating in the threadsplitting from a few months agoThat is just completely made up
>>85667742upcat
>>85667761I have to wonder if /hmofa/ is just the furry autism catalyst of /trash/. Don't get me wrong I do think a lot of us like anthro women but a lot of you guys are just using this as a place to talk about whatever the fuck
>>85667770It's true I'm joining the winning side
>>85667664moi woif exists in roil loif
hmofa
Found this sloppa bat>>85667777I wonder what got those quads
>>85667739>snippets of them participating in the threadsplitting from a few months agocan you link the post i wanna see it
>>85667798I wish I hadn't even lookedWhat a waste
>>85667761>Collared threads lasting 10 days regularly
What is Katt saying?
>>85667799No idea where to look in the archive but they were complaining about how the screenshots had cropped one or two irrelevant messages and therefore they were invalid
>>85667804we got so much shit cause we're "normies" in comparison to others
>>85667792Was this drawn in vrchat
knew it, he doesn't have anything and he's just bsing
>>85667828with the sketch tool ye
F-Fluffy wahmin
>>85667809In 2017, I fucked Mike Vallely on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot".I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him.After about 20 minutes of railing Mike’s boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist.That was the first and last time I fucked Mike Vallely on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less.
>>85667836Its bretty damn good
Morning Mice
>>85667719
anyone got a link to this artist's work? reverse image searching isn't working for me, and they don't seem to have this image posted on any boorus I'm looking in. I really like their style and want to see more, but I can't find them.
>>85667820so no posts? and i almost believed youi assume the rest of the hate is astroturfed too?what a wasteguess nothing changed here since i took my little break huh
>>85667798I love this style of rendering even if it's AI. though I think it's more "authentic" to do flats and then pic related
>>85667911? I just told you idk where to find itThere was also the one when there was bitching about Morgan porn being made and that whole situation was happening
go back to sleep
14yo furdaughter with a huge pubic tuft, solid white coat and wears stripped legs with stirrups
>>85667905https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/khuto/the-cass-pool-incidenthttps://e621.net/artists/111144now draw a waifur anon>but I can'tmspaint is fine and yes, you can
>>85667943And you are not going?
>>85667943but i just woke up
>>85667766i know what i would domake her heavily pregnant and being bridal carried while in a deep mouth to mouth kiss
>>85668011Paw bean bonus to stealth
I return from scavenging in /sfur/ over in the lands of /b/.A shitposter tried to get the furfags there to go to the /hmofa/ board on 8moe but just got one reply telling them to fuck off pretty much.That tranny lolcow is still being a weirdo and blogposting there literally every single time I check those threads holy shit does that faggot do anything else?Anyways I found this and also a horror.Would you?
>>85664702bro your jpg only loads the first 10% and the psd is 0 bytes consider reuploading
>>85668064>purple nose and hairwonder if the carpet matches.
>>85668013I like the pumkin cat and raven team leader
>>85668030Based, exactly what I had in mind
>>85667991Does she go to the creepypasta dental practice or the regular one?
>>85667506>Lime floating up to your face to show you something really cool (hardcore Human on Anthro cat porn) from her Earth study material (weirdly stick doujin she ordered with your credit card)
>>85668123Ew findom
>>85668139real glass half-empty moment right here
>>85668149I'm just joshing ya bud
>>85668011>lithe, slender, kleptomaniac thief khajiit>despite shakedowns, always has a lockpick, even when naked in a jail cell>is even wily enough to break into jails just to steal from guards>extraordinarily adept paws and claws for efficient pickpocketing and handholding>always at carrying capacity with the amount of useless shit in her inventory, which includes a variety of knives and daggers for efficient shanking and enough skooma to endure being shanked>will break into someone's house in broad daylight and get away with it because nobody expects something so brazen>is the breadwinner of the relationship due to how much bread and coin she steals on a regular basis>Embraces being a walking stereotype as she blatantly swipes a coin purse in a busy market from the same vendor you are talking to, and does it so well that (you) don't notice the movement>believes that she stole (you) and views you as her greatest possession from her greatest heist
>futa subhuman artist that mocked the hmofa acronym to fit his filthy dickgirl fetishdeleting that image and post out of shame to even be associated with that garbage
humans get the coolest anthros
>>85668199>Wait, Morgan wore these roller skates?!>*SNIFF*
>>85668213>Morgan's recently-discarded Converse within huffing distance
Why delete, >>85668011 ?
>>85668293don't like the artist he replied to me with and don't like anyone who posts his stuff
>>85668013Soda breakers
>>85668324So surface level drama shit. Kinda pathetic, no?
>>85668336Nta but indeed. Reposting for everyone else to see and appreciate.
>>85668336nothing more pathetic than say "I love hmofa... human men on futa anthros" in a discord serverhe can gag on razor blades
>>85668344>he can gag on razor bladesow the edge. you know you can just ignore the silly joke from off-site, right? lmao
>>85668344I don't know man, I can't say I care
>>85668364then don't open your trap to comment on it
The crap mutt
>>85668381I could say the same thing to you>But I don care!Even more reason to NOT comment on it
>>85668381>don't open your trapOuch! Fiesty words!
>>85668168>>85668342>Vagabond khajiit and the guard she stole his cousin purse (and heart) from
futa filth with no love for this general once again proving why they get the hate they deserve
>>85668139>Khajiit findom>She just keeps stealing your gold in particular
>>85668433Jokes on her, I have no gold at all
>>85668453I wonder why...
Would you help her get revenge on the ancient murderous vampire and the knife wielding psycho who ruined her life?
>>856684671 rule
>>85668467Has she tried I dunno going for a walk in the park or a hike through a nice ravine or just driven down the highway to Tucson during a thunderstorm, idk there's a lot of things out there that could fix a ruined life
>>85668479the e621 tags say it's kosher b0ss
>>85668364Any more of this?
>>85668465Because I'm one of those jobless Nords who waits for player characters to drop by and offer me 1 gold piece at a time. Then I tell them they're blessed or whatever
>>85668483My eyeballs must be lying to me then.
>>85668479that's a girl
>>85668503>Pickpocket one>He has a ring worth 60 gold
S t o a t
>>85668524el cuteo
>>85668514mine too. that's why i checked e621
>>85668524the comm for this was posted a couple days ago
>>85668524Cute!
>>85668524I would hold a lecture on why an anthro in a skin tight suit is basically consent.
>>85668549...For (you)
>>85668408Made for sex in a roadside inn
>>85668549the face is more than enough to imply consent
>>85668561pretty kitty cum gutters
>>85668565That face is made for kissing on the nose
stop posting females that make me feel gay
