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hi guys
waifur
>>85676148Greetings
>>85676133Is this the "Hapspin Hotel" the kids these days are always on about?
>>85676211This is the stupidest shitting attempt you've tried yet.
>>85676225?
>>85676093yeah for all the slurs hanner uses i don't get the impression that she's really a chud at all. Probably has empathy for browns even. This is why she could never be my waifur. My waifur crushes nigger skulls with her paws.
>>85676225maybe you should take a break anon
>>85676133i'd like this character if i didn't think 7nigger had something to do with this picture being made
the shit fox
>>85676334i thought Averi had that title.
>>85676334don't you like blacked?
>>85676315???It was in reference to this shit being posted a couple threads ago.
>>85676253>>85676275He has to defend the general and record my to everyone he thinks is a shitposter instead of making the kinds of things this general enjoys and sharing them to actually improve thread quality.You wouldn't get it, you're a samefagging obsessed poopdickschizo spamming blacked discord drama and gay porn, he's actually our last line of defense.Get a job.
>>85676315That's kind of a miserable thought process to have desu
>>85676368>AutocorrectI need to stop phone posting on the train home from work...
>>85676360i'd rather kill myself than live with that thing for even 3 days
>>85676360ok>>85676370not as miserable as drawing art for a sack of shit like him for nothing
>>85676394>whisperfagrainbow party but it's all different shades of poop from all the different girls on gigachad's dick.
>>85676368wish we had less deranged losers like him and that guy who spams alisa/blacked shitwe need a place with IDs already
>>85676394Why aren't they naked?
>>85676398It goes from insufferable to cute if she is an anthro quirk chungus
>>85676419A place with IDs and impartial moderation, yes
>>85676439i could probably live with it for 3 weeks before killing myself if she were at least anthro
>>85676419>>85676368Ok sorry I overreacted, I though he was actually tring to compare Avril and Bosc's art to vivzieshit and not making a joke.Point and laugh at me.
>>85676456well i was also referring to the deranged faggot bringing up 7oomer for no reason
>>85676360This is every Tiny Tina line.
>>85676164waifur who is a waifur
>>85676475Yeah but at least Tiny Tina is hot.
need a clothed bella edit where she's just guiding and overseeing two nervous virgin's first times and it's no longer a slut pic, instead it's just kind of weird...
>>85673960A poodle feeling like a luller, is no longer a doodle without color.
>>85676526The shading added some years to her.>>85676514If you don't like her being there why not just edit her out?
>>85676514how is she gonna get off? it doesnt look like her vagina has been tortured enough yet
See, guys? It was all just a wacky misunderstanding! Now let's get back to discussing what really matters.Should anthro women have fur around their nipples? I say no. If you check the breast of furred animals, the fur recedes as you get closer to the nipple. Bare nipples for optimal suck-ability are biologically accurate.
>>85676501Your standards are very low.
>>85676540NOIt looks weird and gross
>>85676526sexwhat's her name again?
>>85676540Obviously not. Most of the time if fur is over the nipples it's for censorship purposes
>>85676565Danielle Dani for short
>>85676538>If you don't like her being there why not just edit her out?it's not that i don't like her there, i just don't like her as a participant in the sex.
PVC-based waifur
Breathe in... teh waifur fumes
just used fake piss for a drug test lol
>>85676584She's going to be a participant either way, she's there already. The only way to exclude her from the act is to edit her out.
>>85676611How did you do it?
>>85676611hnnnggg feetpaws
>>85676600>PVCThis is your PVC based chud sonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOZ_bbPRUiw
>>85676617no it's different if she's clothed and just clinically giving instructions to help them out because i said so
>>85676315Has arc ever even been on record Interacting with other artist?
>>85676548He in-game model is pretty cute and some artists draw her even better.
>>85676611>anon crashes a forklift into a family of 5 after hallucinating his waifur
>>85676611i love the way kalahari draws feet so much......>>85676635the ol' aspirin bottle trick
>>85676635the "fetish pee" they sell at dodgy smoke/sex shops is not for watersports
>>85676635He sounded another man with his penis and SLLLUUURRRRED his pee up then excreted it at the test center
>>85676603hey tomar what would you do if you were in a hot tub with your waifur and the water around her turned brown?
>>85676679kalahari draws everything good
>>85676133We're on our third batch of bi-weekly story prompts!Our last batch was>Dark clouds and distant thunder had dominated the sky for days now, and...>Cruising down the highway in the dead of night was always relaxing for...>New restaurants were always nice to try, but the food at this particular place smelled...The entries for it were>Untethered - prompt oneshotA story of a soldier encountering a rather unnerving wolfly woman of the supernatural variety.>Deer in the headlightsDoe lady winds up in over her head after a vehicular mishap>The horned doeAfter failing at life, a man hydroplanes off the road and into a fairy tale scene>Untitled By Hamlet of TroyA cat woman and a man named Barry fall victim to a random chimp event while stopped at a gas station>Lucky Find by AnonA man and a horse woman on a far off alien world encounter each other in the night, and discover something quite unusualSO, next we have three new prompts for your consideration:>The fog was thick, the air was cold, and the...>Gold and bronze leaves adorned the trees in the...>Dark twisting corridors wound their way through...Write us something quick, anything from 2k to 10k words, and let's see what's on your mind. Amateurs or people who have never written are especially encouraged to partake.
>>85676611>>85676679Scrawny pothead waifur who keeps teasing you with her paws while utterly krunked out
>Ruby...>Why are you looking at me like that?>Stop that...
>>85676805a message to you ruby
If your penis has ever been a woman sorry you're just used goods, no anthro woman wants a dick squeezed and deflated by another woman's pussy. Better luck next life loser.
>>85676819hahalucky me then
>>85676805the holidays have been a disaster for deerfur character design everywhere
Can someone remind me the name of CB's rabbit girl? It's not a basic one and constantly slips my mind. Azalea? Azazela?Also is the creator of the black bun gone from here or something?
>>85676819>If your penis has ever been a womanMy penis is a middle aged man named Craig and he works at the local supermarket. I've never actually met a woman penis, but I guess you never know these days.
/hmofa/ if you were a real nigga from the hood what would be your street name?i want you guys to call me Yung Child
>>85676819Is...is this how waifurs feel when we complain about them kissing boys before us?
>>85676843You got it right the first time it's Azalea
>>85676843Azalea, yep.Man, everyone immediately switched to calling him Commonbleat. I still just call him paintanon.
>>85676843Azalea like the flower, yes
>>85676456i assumed it was the same guy too because someone was trying that last thread, difference is i hide and ignore. do not engage with negativity please
>>85676857Nigga killer
>>85676874I kinda knew from the artstyle or at least suspected even early on. And that is his artist pseud so why not?I'm just really happy with how it all resolved.>>85676869>>85676876Thanks.
>>85676819prostitutes don't count, right?
>>85676857Big Cuz
>>85676874it's easier if you recognized him through the style masking: that never works with me
>>85676180Love my scaly women
>>85676857Thug Cub
>>85676944i remember some guy recognizing him via bulges
>>85676858Would you want a waifur that fucked multiple furbois but now wants to settle down? Would a waifur want a human that fucked multiple women?
>>85676963i recognized him through the blushing and bulges lol
>>85676819dw I'm kissless. i started working out for my waifur and everyone is trying to set me up with foids, but i am faithful. i will stay strong for her
>>85675778was this the google doc from the one "romance for men" subreddit that bizarrely has like half of this thread's stories in it
>>85676963LITERALLY "I recognize that bulge"
>>85676874On this note, how do people really decide on what to call artists? I've never seen anyone here call graphite by his twitter handle even if he doesn't really hide it at all.
>>85676927that's significantly worse...
>>85676988Indeed it was.
>>85676819I'm gonna lie to my waifur and say I'm chad thundercock who slept with all the women
>>85676994>>85676963>>85676944
>>85677008Nicknames based on some event or characteristic that just catches on usually.
>>85677048>she's into it, and you are now tasked with pleasing 7 anthro women in one night
>>85677059lel
>>85677059Opsec level: exposed by how you draw dick bulges
>>85676819Well I'm not kissless, but it wasn't with a woman so that would not be an issue, right?
I'm older than my dad was when he already had multiple children and my mom bringing him lunch to work, and im here trying to tough out being sick at work so i can use my sick time when im better and can effectively use it to upgrade my drawing skills from 5y/o to 6y/o so i can more effectively bring to life how i imagine it would be like to feel love
>>85674913>>85674936what program did you use for these?
I think our thread waifurs are all very pretty and cute
>>85677089>You learn she's a fujo and now wants to involve her brother
>>85677068I understand the nature of nicknames, just not how they happen to stick. I legitemately haven't seen his artist name used here even a single time, he's universally graphiteanon even if everyone knows he does comms and him posting most of his art that he does here.None of this is to throw any shade at him btw, I'm just wondering how did the nickname ended up sticking when the actual artist name did not.LorePaw isn't "Hannahnon" so what gives?
>>85676360This archetype doesn't really exist it's just a performance for the camera, though obviously they're drawing it in from their own minds.
>>85677117I use toonsquid. It's only on iPad and costs 10 bucks. The only other free options are freemium bullshit apps. you can also just use melonds to emulator flipnote studio if you really wanna make flipnotes
>>85677135That's gay as fuck and my waifur would never do that, I'm leaving that vile woman for her brother and never looking back.
>>85676540IRL animals loose fur around their nipples when they're pregnant so no
>>85677147>wondering how did the nickname ended up sticking when the actual artist name did notBecause we knew him by that name first.>LorePaw isn't "Hannahnon" so what gives?Because we knew him by LorePaw first.Had it been different, Hannahnon would've been a pretty good nickname actually...
>>85677092Autists marry around 30. Usually just afterward. About 27-35 is the autism marriage range. If you marry sooner, it won't work. If you miss it, you won't marry. Hate to be the one to tell you this.
>>85677162I won't repeat myself again>>85669558
>>85677174But what if the brother wants to involve his sister?
>>85677147>>85677191also he literally signs his art so there's that.>>85677197Lol
>>85677092I like your work, it's charming. Also stop reminding me of my circumstances.
>>85677147I actually perfer graphite anon, Aedificator was a random name i chose to start posting to socials because i needed money at the time so i was hoping the whole art thing for furries would work out since i liked drawing furry women. Turns out furries don’t ask you to draw furry women much. Ironically.
>>85677092She be tired
>>85676988>>85677041https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CppkpE3PAspUk1JvJiAr80K0CsMUJvWKKRD2UPvc0dY/edit?gid=0#gid=0>RBH labeled as "deer">Lonely Everglades labeled "apocalypse">Before Dark and TLOF labeled "adventure">Forgotten Places not labeled "bird"none technically wrong but just not really how I'd label them at all. wonder if the guy who made the list actually read any of them.
>>85677192i should mention im retarded and stubborn as hell and wont settle for less than my waifur. i know its stupid but maybe she's out there
>>85677059teeny bulges are the cutest fucking thing ever and you can't tell me a waifur wouldn't go rabid over one of these on a human
>>85677216And with this renamon, that is 4.0 gigabytes of anthro women and human men with them downloaded to this phone.I really need to transfer this stuff over.
>>85677191>>85677208>>85677216Thanks for the explanation, it's at least a bit more clear.I should probably just ask CB about what here prefers to be called.
>>85677198Then I'd rather be alone.
>>85677260maybe mice women
>>85677197Yeah that's why Avril/Sparkledogs are cute. There's sincerity in how they act (though at least in MSC there's a moment where Avril goes normal to shit on ERQ being a bitch, though you could argue it's inverse and that's just how SDs get angry, they act 'normal')
>>85645792https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85673282
>>85677262Lord heavens anon. That’s quite the archive
>>85677260
>>85677216Filtered
>>85677308
puke
>>856773243/3
>>85677237The romance in RBH is indeed with a deer woman.BD, while being teen romance, was advertised as adventure even early on, while TLOF I agree is more of a thriller.Forgotten Places 1 is not about a bird, it's about a lizard woman. People constantly forget that Nakree is from the second work in the series...And I talked to him, we discussed some of the stories so I'm sure he read the majority of them. At least the monogamous ones, the others from what I understand were suggested to him somewhere.
>>85676927Aren't there multiple instances of my man Carl Brutananadilewski getting with women who aren't prostitutes?
>>85677260For some reason I imagine a golden retriever MILF doing that.
>>85677260I mean I sure do go rabid over those but this isn't the place to talk about this.
Hoopcat blood is blue, but are their organs blue too? Is it time for Hoopguro?
>>85677337>>85677237the list was a dual effort, i supplied most of it and another person put together the data, but i've lost contact with the other person, so i can't correct stuff in it.
>>85677309Well there's also some memes, screencaps, a Pink Floyd album. But yeah vast majority is hmofa and solo FAs.
>>85677341He said consensual
>>85677237>>85677337I could see the adventure part of being TLOF being the "mundane small town forced to deal with the supernatural" but if adventure means travelling to a lot of different places then no, it doesn't count. Wilderness Hearts is more of an adventure than TLOF in that case.
>This would be Harry Potter's main love interest if JK Rowling wasn't a fucking coward
>>85677237what waifurs go on adventures?
>>85676819MY PENIS IS NOT A WOMAN
>>85677433*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*
>>85676988>halfIt maybe has like 1/10th
homokommando are comming for the thread
>>85677359True.
>>85677444space adventures
>>85676584dont cuck the deer
dying in the most painful and slow way possible with waifur
>>85677433sorry but this is one of the lamest drawfag "memes" in quite some time
pedolust waifur
Currently working on a morgan piece, think I'll focus on trying to draw from life. Will make for more effective studies. But I need more characters, more hmofa. I was thinking Sam and Anon at a Halloween party, having fun, with years now gone by since the events of LoF. I didn't really do much for that last drawathon so an Oga piece would be nice to do.Ano requests/suggestions of characters? Preferably ones with less art, but eh it can be ones with a lot as well.
>>85677433Sorry wrong pic.
>>85677503would
>>85677487SODA BREAKER ALERT
>>85677487there's something incredibly intimate and soul-baring about showing each other the most fucked up and depraved sides of yourselves by going down on a cub together.
>>85677503>your
>>85677263call me whatever you want, if i cared about the specifics i'd use the name field>>85677370they have blue meat you can see it on their holes
>>85677487A waifur that lusts for pedos?
>>85677498katie, preferably with her fat ass as the focus
>>85677480it's just modern version of Bowsette
>>85677498Story or just thread waifurs?More Iofidea would be nice.She's a jellyfish from a reef that wanted to see the world beyond it but was too shy to leave.She saw a fisherman and fel in love with him after some time and now they sail the shores together.
>>85677503Them being ferrets is cute and fitting I'd say.
>>85677459Wat
>>85677547Oh, that was what he was talking about. Sounds kinda based.
>>85677549CB if it really is you I want to say I'm sorry. I used to hate you, have you a lot of shit in the past. But now I think you're based, and I love your hoopcat stuff
>>85677576?
>>85677549CB if it really is you I want to passionately kiss you on the mouth
>>85677550finally a waifur for ME!
>>85677549>they have blue meat you can see it on their holesi wanna see it on my plate now...
>>85677549Nice to know!
I want to stuff a hoopcat in my pants and go around town showing my large package
I want to stuff a hoopcat in my pants and go around town showing my large ghetto booty
lorepaw painal
>forgotten places not labeled birdErm, actually it links to the series, and the first work in the series as well as the current side stories were about space kobold. Only the second story is about primitive space wizard bird.>>85677464Overland adventures
I want to stuff a hoopcat in my backpack and go on a nice hike so she can see the sights
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2sbtYDWGH08
>>85677585I'm kind of drunk but I feel bad for being mean to CB before
mistakes into miracles
I just want to have sex with the hoopcat idk what you guys are all on about
what does he have that I don't?it's the fat assed shortstacks right? DAMN IT
>>85677647ohhh, i see. what about overland adventures of a barren planet we randomly chose to land on?
>>85677669why is this stupid bitch upset
I want the hoopcat in my pants so she can service me throughout the day while she's essentially hot-boxed by muh dick
>>85677700now she cant be lazy anymore
>>85677669>Meowscles crying tears of joy because he's about to have a half-cat half-human niece or nephew
>>85677700She wants to smoke weed.
hoopcat as a quad amputee living fleshlight (tail stays on as an ez-carry handle)
>>85677777wonder what it'll be
>>85677719I want to be a quad amputee meat dildo for my waifur
>>85677666Satan trips of being drunk on a friday, high five man.I can't say I was ever mean to CB but I doubted him before and I don't now. Godspeed to you in your quest to be a better man CB, I believe in you and I'm happy to see it happening.
>>85677669>>85677710love this stupid snoutless cat
>>85677700can't lounge around listening to metal music and breakcore when you have to look after a small goblin child that keeps asking for milk 24/7
Hoopcat I use as a weapon (I hold the hoop and swing her around like a morningstar)
i want all my limbs so i can hug my waifur most effectively
>>85677680That's still space adventures. Also, how barren are we talking? Looks like mars? Ancient ruins? Water/ice world?
>>85677743I want to fuck while listening to ripping corpse after ripping a fat bong. But while also being a responsible parent!
https://magma.com/d/vPgueKJekKCome draw somethingperhaps a bunny and some falling leaves
Hoopcat more like... Uh .. SHIT!!!
STOP TORTURING HOOPCATS
augh
Morg paw pops
Oral sex with Vyper
THROWING HOOPCATS INTO BASKETBALL HOOPS
>>85677776>>85677778They can't all be winners
>>85677776>>85677778>Hoopcats ones offFUCK
>>85677724gay
>>85677724Fucking wasted
>>85677730>>85677719Both of these posters deserve death, and are probably obese>>85677747This poster is based and probably reasonably healthy >>85677748This poster is deserving of a waifur, and undoubtedly fitter than most
>>85677799we got the ultra satan get, guess we can't be that greedy
>>85677770>after ripping a fat bongmeowskulls doesnt do drugs, thats a big misconceptionshes just like that naturally
>>85677724>its something gay Sad!
>>85677724Ew why the fuck is it curved like chris chan
>>85677826I love this fucking stupid dumbass cat so much and I thinks its kind of a shame she's stuck as just a Fortnite skin.
I wonder if spamming cringe shit about hoopcats is one of the tactics for driving CB away from the thread (especially when it was speciesplay before) or if it's just genuenly dogshit people just being dogshit.
>>85677814Exactly. It's not so bad (I'm coping)
>>85677759darn. i dont really care as long as she's there. I'll probably let her pick, any kind of adventure is more special with your waifur. for the sake of not leaving an insufficient answer I'll say a planet with low intelligence tribes that you can harass from thr shadows to see what they do
>>85677865Isn't she trans?
My day has just taken a very, very, very bad turn, and I don't know what I'm gonna do.Post anthro women that might make me feel better.
>>85677847why would you click thathow do you know that
>>85677867Those posts are what we like to call jokes
>>85677889This too, shall pass.
>>85677889
>>85677889Have a kobold in these trying times.
>>85677900Don't respond to posts like that, anon
>>85677889And another one.
>>85677826this, she's just a massive fucking SNOOZER
>>85677889AND ANOTHER ONE
>>85677780>Shoving the entire paw pop into your mouth and loudly slurping on it, in front of anthro girls at the beach
>>85677759>how barren are we talking?Marrow's womb level of barren, no life can take route there, it's only poison and desolation.SWW where is my scanned version of that bloody battle image?
>>85677663Sexually aggressive lion women
Okay but which one are you marrying?
>>85677944I aspire to be this man
>>85677971get a job alisafag
>>85677882no, shes just flat and androgynous
>this is your furbro
>>85677984Maybe when pigs fly lol
>>85677900I'm not sure they are humorous at all really and I've seen the same pattern happen multiple times already after CB posts and they know he's here.
>>85677971>16:38:07>>85677993>16:39:07 do i even have to say it
>>85678001And like clockwork the shitter goes on. "Jokes" my ass you annoying faggot.
>>85678011He's too spastic to space them out kekChecked
>>85677971I guess if I have to choose one I go with relaxed. She would provide the most meat. Pop her right between the eyes, skin, disembowel, separate her by cut, store her in the freezer. Might keep the head as a trophy.
I can't steal Tony's woman, I don't wanna get whacked
>>85677971MAN DINGOES
Owlbears are underrated
why do you stupid fuckers respond to this cuck fag shit everytime you know he goons his little pecker to all the (you)s he gets
>>85678048Woah, nice.That one anon is gonna be very happy.
>>85678033We had this discussion already and if I remember properly most (including me) chose Adamant. She's fluffy and has better hair then Relaxed and also looks more fit and cool. Looks like an amitious girl that knows what she wants and isn't afraid to say it.
>>85678048Futt Buckerson's arch nemesis
>>85678070but jolly just looks so happy she could cure the most down anon in the general
>>85678033Relaxed because her ass would be huge
>>85677977true snoozehood can only be achieved by those willing to leave everything behind (because they're sleeping)
>>85678093Couldn't have said it better myself
Genie wish that turns all atoms in the universe into tiny round niggers having every pain receptor fully stimulated at once and continuously until they all undergo proton decay in 100 trillion trillion years.
>>85678118ok that made me lol
>>85678093I think any waifur would cure any anon. Who wants to be sad when his waifur is next to him? She deserves to see me happy and full of life.
>>85678093i want to hug the heck out of jolly
>>85678118Wouldn't that make you 100% niggers?
>>85678033None because they walk on 4 legs, can't speak english, and are tiny. You might as well marry your dog
>>85678144A small price to pay
>>85677950>>85677934>>85677917Kobold posting time? Excellent.>>85677889Can you elaborate so we may console thee
>>85678093And to add to this, Adamant looks like she'd be 100% serious in public or while doing work, but the moment you're alone together she'd be the best cuddler you could ever meet in your life, not to even mention the sex. She will also probably be the best mother out of the bunch along with Hasty.
>>85678130i guess you are very right. still she's so happy it's a bit infectious just through the image. its a warm image
>>85677308>>85677324>>85677336An entire datacenter burned 1000MWh of power an hour just so DS could shitpost in these threads.
>>85678174>Can you elaborateYes I was coming home from work and saw a black person on the street.
>>85678144Slamming pistoning backshotting Sophie that caves her the bed while she squeals and whimpers and screeches and moans the most obscene noises she's ever made and heard herself into the pillow and finishing it all by impregnating her and kissing her and telling her I love her and she tells me she loves me back
>>88888888 i hereby reserve this for morgan
>>85678033Relaxed so she can sit on my face
>>85678157pokedex says 3'11, if this is assumed to be shoulder height (the standard for quadrupeds) then absol is pretty largethey are also seemingly very smart and have human+ lifespans in the wild
>>85678182It is. CB's absols are really good, soft and cuddly looking, extremely cute.
>>85678214people who think pokemon are no smarter than your average animal are themselves idiots
>>85678214And whenever CB draws pokemon they usually are able to speak English
>>85677977im like this and it fucking sucksyou will lag behind in life no time for hobbies, no time for interests.just wake up, drive to job, fall asleep, wake up, drive home, fall asleep.dont sleep your life away anon
>>85677092Get some formal education, even if it's just reading how to drawing from Renaissance masters. It goes a long way to improve draw quality
>>85678254sir we dont suggest ways for artists to improve here this is a hugbox thread
>>85678214>>85678245I don't like pokemons at all. They're GAY!
>>85678207Yujiro would do this
>>85678214They also canonicaly can learn telepathyhttps://pokemonfanon.fandom.com/wiki/Sol,_Flare%27s_AbsolSo no actual language barrier.
play fortnite
they walk on four legs
>>85678207Ok but one question, are you writing this as anon from RbW or as yourself?
>>85678279>pokemonfanon(dot)fandomuh...
>>85678291sex
>>85678277Yujiro only fucks elderly people
>>85678214And they can't talk. Literally ruins the whole thing, not being able to communicate with the woman you're with is unbearable
>>85678299This specific page is for a canon series.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Journeys:_The_Series
>>85678312you can use aura bullshit in pokemon to non-verbally communicate perfectly if you train hard enoughthe opposite is possible too, pokemon are capable of learning human languages
Making a new Hannah with mompaw because the old one is defective and calling her Hannah 2 and taking Hannah off the will and kicking her out into the streets.
>>85678287Jonesy and his pumpkin headed wife
THEY WALK ON FOUR LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>85678279>not using bulbapediaBuhhh?
>>85678330Ok no wait apparently not, fuck me.>>85678312Any pokemon can learn to talk, it's just a skill they can learn. And they can understand you 100%.
>>85678347SEXXXXXX!!!!!
>>85678291Oh yeah? Then how do you explain THIS!>on cue absol walks in from the other room>she’s balancing precariously on her hind legs>not even 10 seconds later she trips and topples over a display cabinet filled with fine china
>>85678367https://youtu.be/ce4IzbEQyNo
>>85678349i wish serebii and bulbapedia were combined to have the overall ease of serebii with the extended information of bulbapedia
>>85678367paintanon please draw this
>>85678349Yeah I actually just googled "Can absol learn telepathy" and in my drunken state I trusted the first link.Not only is it not bulbapedia, it's apparently also one about a fic.Don't drink and search kids.
Sex with ghost pokemon, by the by
>>85678332>>85678352Is that even true? All I know about Pokeymans is they can't speak anything besides their own name. I know Meowth can talk but he's a furboi lol
>>85678395Nivea already did this, it would really be a repeat.
>>85678399Ghastly who possesses cubs and makes them ride you then hops out of them right as they orgasm then hops back into them just before they start panicking
>>85678411the last part is important
>>85678404meowth was just a normal meowth before he learned how to speak, just about any pokemon should be able to do it if they try, and in a more realistic pokemon world there would be more examples of suchif meowth was able to, then a meowscarada or delphox would absolutely be able to
>>85678404He's actually a completely normal pokemon. It really is just a skill they can learn, but apparently it's either hard or they don't do it because it takes 1 or 2 skill slots that could be used for battle (hence why Meowth is so useless).
>>85678404pokemon has always been inconsistent. pick the canon that is most favorable to wifing them and move on
Cosmonaut draws the only desirable pokemon, and that's because they're so off-model they're hardly even pokemon anymore.
>>85678422I don't want to see any Absol suffer so I vote against that.
>>85678411But it doesn't have her crashing into a display cabinet filled with fine china
>>85678453*least desirable sorry, typo
>>85678453abhorrently false
>>85678430also apparently according to Meowth he knows very few if any attack moves BECAUSE he had to spend so much effort in trying to learn to spokenSo unless your poke-wife is a smart cookie, she's gonna be bonafide fuckass useless outside of being able to England good
>>85678431So if I have a pokewife, if I want to talk to her she's going to be a girlfailure? But if I want a fighter, she'll be a retarded nonverbal /adhg/ waifur who will rape me?
>>85678453With a few color or pattern tweaks Zemmy would be completely unrecognizable as a pokemon
>>85678474this only helps my idea of femcel floragato
>>85678118>>85678144Atom is not a nigger!
Speaking of Absol...I never could get those leg spikes they have untill I got to thinking.They are positioned in such a way that they are useless in battle.And when mating with other pokemon (from behind) they do nothing but maybe get in the way.But with a trainer in missionary or mating press they are perfect for helping a quadraped properly leg lock her partner.Actually designed and made for wifing and making children with.
>>85678481orhear me outuse whatever idea of it you want because pokemon lore and canon is already loose
>>85678474>uselesswhy does it matter if she can fight. she can still care for the house and children just fine
>>85678513This.Pokemon lore leaks had like pokemon gods raping kids or something didn't it?Fuck the lore, write what you want.
>>85678513Retarded nonverbal rapist wife it is
>>85678517Well it's not gonna be very helpful if you go out adventuring and your pokewife only knows how to swear at the enemy instead of, you know, blasting them with a beam of ice or bodying them with a slam of their tail?
>>85678535zased. in any canon interpretation they can understand English perfectly, i can work with this
>>85678548time to physically train my delphox wife and give her a kanabo
>>85678481Pokemon actually do fill a wide variety of roles besides combat and canonicaly can even evolve without it. But Mewth's case is a little special because not only did he learn how to speak as >>85678474 says, he also taught himself to walk upright, read, write, do taxes etc. He kind went all out for it.And non-verbal doesn't mean non-communicative, she can very much understand you and you can develop some concrete language for things you can't intuit from her words (which is also something bonded trainers canonicaly can do).But mostly >>85678517 is right, you don't really need to fight honestly.
>>85678548maybe i could work a blue collar job and that honestly would be paradise with an absol wife. ever thought about that?
>>85678584In pokémon world you can harass children for money
>>85678582So you're saying.... more than words is all you have to do to make it real
>>85678577we're recreating digimon world 4/palworld with this one, boys
Waifurs who knowingly babytrap you
Bullying Hannah until she legitimately cracks and repeatedly stabs you in your sleep while screaming
>>85678630>all waifurs do this
>>85678630i can be happy now
>>85678630Both of us retards equally deviously happy that we scammed one another into having a child together.
>>85678633Why are bad endings in Japanese visual novels like this?
>>85677971hot
I planned on sharing this non-affiliated hmofa story I found in the wild but after reading the recent chapter I will not, the guy's a hackand it took me reading the recent chapter to realize that because it is a damn near one to one copy of life is strangebasically human guy has magic powers to travel through time, he has a childhood fox girl friend, one day he uses his power to prevent someone from dying, as a result the childhood fox girl was crippled in a fire and is now severely depressedI'm not gonna read anymore of it
this isn't your blog, faggot
>>85678671all this really because some 4chan anons made fun of you for being jobless?
>>85678674Thank you for not sharing complete trash with us, but you could do two things to improve your post:1) Post an on-topic image of any kinds2) At least name the story so nobody else falls for it.
>>85677092the conclusion i have come to after long contempation is that the fastest way to "grind out" art is, as everyone likes to say, to "just draw"but more specifically it usually means to draw from referencebecause drawing from your head is hard wnen your muscles dont know how to draw and its easier to draw something you see than something you just vaguely think aboutthats why literally all traditional forms of art that are taught in art schools can be boiled down to drawing from reference its a good way to learn the fundamentals of shapeall other parts of art like construction, posing, and the 100,000 tips on how to draw specific details are just that, tips and tricks to make the process easier and faster and you will reinvent or discover it all naturally as you progress and will start needing themgood luck
>>85678630That fucking bitch. As punishment I need to impregnate her with as many babies as we can afford to raise. That'll learn her.
>>85678698>epically pwning /hmofa/ by... spending hours editing cuck fantasiesoh yeah we jobless up in this bitch
>everybody i don't like is my schizo boogeymanwhen are you going to come out, touch grass and talk to women? maybe that way you'd learn how to write female characters for your teenager smut fics lol
>>85678674this sounds like it'll be one of those old sci-fi situations where after she dies he hooks up with a human women because you can't actually have interspecies romance between a human man and a true non-human woman
>Giving it attentionAnons retardmaxxing up in here
>>85678705don't worry I made it up, it doesn't exist
What if you could press a button and you'd be in a relationship with waifur for real but you become a biological female
>>85678725it's hmofa, the regulars on this general have temp iq after frying their brains to porn.
>>85677905>>85677915>>85677917>>85677934>>85677950Thanks anons, this helped.>>85678174My parents' marriage might've just exploded in front of me. not something one expects or wants on a friday afternoon.lot of kobolds i notice.
>>85678725>>85678747>Everybody's dumb except for me
>>85678747>have temp iqESL, meet kettle.
>>85678725it's bump limit and i want him to write more deranged paragraphs for my entertainment
>>85678757That happened when I was 14Dont worry things will be fineEventually
>>85678760Yes thats pretty much the case
>>85678747>have temp iq
>>85678706thanks for the write up. ive been trying out different things and techniques over the months trying to figure stuff out. I'll interchangeably use art, animals (both pets and images off google), figures, and even posing myself in the mirror as reference to try to figure out how stuff is supposed to layout. my biggest rule i have for myself is that i complete a work a day. when i advance to a certain stage i may relax this to one every two or three days as long as im still spending at least an hour a day. it's eating a lot of my time but I'm trying to brute force this into a developmentally challenge mind
>>85678781post your arms and let's see if it is the case
>>85678705Where did all those requests go
>>85677847Mine's curved as well, life isn't like porn where everything's perfect.
>>85678781Post your temp IQ, I wanna see how many degrees you got
>>85678757Oh I've been in your exact position. Hope the timing is at least somewhat convenient, I had to ditch heigher education and go for a trade school because of that.It's going to suck a lot of ass but you'll manage. Just make sure to help whatever parent didn't cheat on the other.
@85678725>it's hmofa, the regulars on this general have temp iq after frying their brains to porn.
>>85678793Well uncurve it then retard
>>85678747My temp IQ and izzat levels are higher than yours saaaars. By way please post more Katia cuckoldry to own this thread or somethings
>>85678829The middle finger of my right hand is curved too, I can't un-curve myself retard
>>85677847>>85678793>Duck anthros on /afomh/ fiending for crooked penises
Do i need to fix more images
guys stop fighting you're making the waifurs cry
>>85678840Uhh yeah you can idiot, you just need to know the method
>>85678844By way sars if your izzat levels are not high enough may need post Averi blackened to destroy thread? If not room iQ tempretars
>>85678840Actually you can. I used to have a steeper curve before but I kinda bent it the right way and always tucked it so it straightened out most of the way. Barely angled these days.But if you're already 20+ or if it's an actually steep curve you can get surgery.
>>85678848Complete perineal tear. I'm talking straight up fusion between anus and vagina, courtesy of my cock. Google images the term for more information.
>>85678869It's only noticeable when I straighten out my fingers and only the tip of it is slightly skewed, not a big deal
You tards somehow proved the dravidian right
>>85678898english
>>85678048Ain't that the truth. Big bird ladies are kino.>>85678453Truth nuke or some such
>>85678907is the language of the mutts.
>>85678898A little light mockery after bump limit proves nothing
>>85678928sars status: confirmed
>>85678907The language you have clearly learned in high school
>>85678928>Saar you all are the mutts sarr! Yes I am posting the blacked in your thread saar I am owning you!!!
>>85678048?
>>85678928>>85678956Make some more cuck porn of your least favorite waifurs to own the thread, you gotta let off that steam somehow right? Make sure it's either ai generated or edited shit because you can't draw lol
New Thread:>>85678980>>85678980>>85678980
>>85678889I was talking about penises.
>>85678981Retardbro, I...
>>85678981He is clearly using ai
>>85678993Yeah I'm not letting a scalpel anywhere near that, thank you very much.
>>85678981WHAT IS PERSPECTIVE SAAARS
>>85678852well then why dont you share this forbidden knowledge with us, vagueposter king?
>>85678995>>85678996I guess we are not so different then ->>>85678987
>>85678981She's missing her feet, too!! Wtf must be ai
>>85679029Owlbear drawing is a drawing
>>85679015my nigga do you want the method?
today I will remind them that averi belongs to the streets and the nigsplease return to >>>r/anfoo/ now
>>85679076brutalhmofaggots, our reponse?
>>85679091It doesn't warrant a response. I don't care what niggers and jeets do.
>>85679091Bleached is unnecessary because whites are the default in porn you didn't draw. You have to edit niggers into porn. Next question sars?
>>85678981HUMAN WOMAN WARNING:This is the image I referenced for her pose. The fingers on the far away hand are intended to be hidden by the knuckle and other parts of the hand. The far nipple probably shouldn't be visible or at least as full based on the angle its at in the reference, but I couldn't help myself.
>>85679134Her feet are still missing hmm idk
>>85679134Lol based drawfag
>>85679134couldn't, like, catbox it, faggot? this is why I'll never draw. absolutely abhorrent
>>85679134Still.There's one finger in the left hand that you fused into a single one, perhaps because the ref is of so low resolution you missed it but if you look closely, you can barely see the ring finger.
>>85679172That's what's bad? Not the shitted edits... but that. Ok
>>85679244having to stare at and copy human woman? yeah, absolutely awful
>>85679244Why would a thread shitter catbox his dogshit AI gens? With an artist you can ask them something reasonably and expect them to do it.
>>85679134Divine level slampig.
>>85678629doing military larp and shooting guns with my lucario gf...
>>85679266>>85679271I don't blame him for just posting it. Having thread shitters accusing you of copying or tracing ai should be disproven
>>85679065go on.
Just raped and killed another nigger with the help of my waifur
>>85679306>blame himYou can assume any time people go "ew a human woman" about a ref it's just a joke.
>>85679404then anon woke up.
>>85679445lol off by one
Guys I just took a massive shit
Guys I just killed a massive nigger
>>85679647Are you okay?
>>85679647A-Averi-sama???Is it really you?!
>>85679426i am horribly offended you would think im joking. also all these artists using human refs has prevented me from wanting to draw
