/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5476>"Butt Poke" Edition--Stories--By Hills_of_mud>A reward for the faithfulhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93546541By Scan>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 3)https://rentry.co/pigeon-postalBy Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 56)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Traumfrauhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93447781By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 34)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/By Phaffabout>The Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156/By Anon>Jackpothttps://rentry.org/f7h2atwmBy Anon>LUCKY FINDhttps://rentry.org/gbq524d7By Hamlet of Troy>Untitledhttps://rentry.co/e6xyqfecBy Aedificator123>Deer in the Head Lightshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93276801By M4rsh4l_Legacy>The Frost on her Feathers (Ch. 34)https://archiveofourown.org/works/54569053BY Doublefacedentendre>The "Fool" of Aether (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92654406[ Story Masterbin ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]:https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85676133Missed a thread or two?:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
>>85679008>Furboi
I love Ave
>>85678972>>85679025jesus christ enough man
>>85679025More, King.
I guess this place is the new lolcow farms.Niggers did it to themselves here.
>>85679072lolcows are funny, 4chan is just jeetfarms
>>85679072because of what? nothing even happened
>>85679072What did I do
/hmofa/ Fight Night! Tonight... Indians vs. MexicansPlace your bets!
>>85679072>lolcow farmsSo foids really do post here...
>>85679095Mexicans because I know for sure a couple of artists here are mexicans and they seem nice when they post.
A case of collective arrested development.
>>85679095Our resident Italian will pull out a come-from-behind victory against them all
>>85679102If you're a foid and you look like picrel... call me
>>85679095>>85679120Drawligator is Mexican
These threads move way too fast for me to keep up.
>>85679159
Holy shit look over there
>>85679151Spacewhale is a literal border hopping beaner too
>>85679173under where?
>>85679182Trump should send him back
>>85679023I love my horseboi, that shlong just hanging in the air and him cumming every other thrust I make is just peak. The only issue is cleaning up after because he ususally can't walk properly even after a short session so I have to remove all those ropes he shot fruitlessly.
>>85679203Something something something, Puppy Dogman would fuck Trump and let Spacewhale stay.Spacewhale, draw Puppy Dogman seducing Donald Trump.
>>85679167EXPIE CROTCH AND TUMMY FLUFFIN MY FACERIGHT NOW AND FOREVER
I love pretty kitties
Hannah needs more trauma. Can we have a home invader rape event?
okay
>>85678980We're on our third batch of bi-weekly story prompts!Our last batch was>Dark clouds and distant thunder had dominated the sky for days now, and...>Cruising down the highway in the dead of night was always relaxing for...>New restaurants were always nice to try, but the food at this particular place smelled...The entries for it were>Untethered - prompt oneshotA story of a soldier encountering a rather unnerving wolfly woman of the supernatural variety.>Deer in the headlightsDoe lady winds up in over her head after a vehicular mishap>The horned doeAfter failing at life, a man hydroplanes off the road and into a fairy tale scene>Untitled By Hamlet of TroyA cat woman and a man named Barry fall victim to a random chimp event while stopped at a gas station>Lucky Find by AnonA man and a horse woman on a far off alien world encounter each other in the night, and discover something quite unusualSO, next we have three new prompts for your consideration:>The fog was thick, the air was cold, and the...>Gold and bronze leaves adorned the trees in the...>Dark twisting corridors wound their way through...Write us something quick, anything from 2k to 10k words, and let's see what's on your mind. Amateurs or people who have never written are especially encouraged to partake.
>>85679273Im gonna rip her head off and fuck the hole
>>85679281That's revolting, why would you touch her? Shoot her and be done with it.
>>85679197
she's the best onethere's no contest
>>85679318NYYYOOOOOO
>>85679167face full of expie vagina fo today
>>85679167I love those 2 goobers.I hope you store all the art you make of them because you posted some of it when I was at work and I'd like to have all of it honestly.Never enough expie hmofa especially when it's a developed couple and not random on-offs.
>>856793263 VNs and they all force you to date the worst girl.Incredible.
>>85679339expie falacio
>>85679352the infamous expie falacio
>>85679326The bar is pretty low when female lead is a drug addicted hooker riding dino cock and snorting coke of horseboy ass day out and night in for years and years just so Cavemananon can finally admit he loves whores and wants an STD.>>85679346Also this.
>>85679339Bliss
>>85679346unfortunate trvthnvke
>>85678048holy chubby hooter!!owl tummy that which gives life meaning, praise bird cabal
>>85679346make your own game, thenits not like you are paying to play these games.
>>85679361That's a pretty average bar by 3d foid standards
>>85679376How about you go work on your game?
>>85679326Is the shark any good? I might just wait for some fan work that does a route for her.I think out of the 3 things Cavemananon did I only agreed with Olivia in Wani and even then Ben would be equaly as good.
unemployed general
I just got done running a clinical trial with female expies falling deep inside a cave alone and breaking several dozen bones, then unknowingly injecting hydrofluoric acid thinking it's a healing stimulant.Turns out that's bad for them.
>>85679140>>85679431If you're going to keep taunting us at least post your tits you rancid whore
>>85679431>being proud of being a wagie>>85679468stop posting bfur content here
>>85679438This would probably even kill malo
>>85679468Ew why would I want to see a human foids tits? Unless you meant man tits which is probably the case lmao
love y'all, i know you probably already saw it but here it is early anyway
>>85678776I hope they will.Sorry to hear that happened to you.>>85678822Sorry to hear that happened to you too.>Hope the timing is at least somewhat convenient,Not really.>It's going to suck a lot of ass but you'll manage.Hopefully.>Just make sure to help whatever parent didn't cheat on the other.There wasn't any cheating, I'm pretty sure, at least 98% sure.kind of hard to find an image of an anthro woman to attach to a post like this that doesn't feel too inappropriate, but this should maybe do.
>>85679491I have already seen it, but I want you to know it's better and more special when you post than it is when some niggerfaggot who hates you posts it.
>>85679491>crocsgross
>>85679491Stockings sexo
>>85679491I don't know if you know this Lorepaw but we beat people's asses for minor typos. And that top left is looking like a typo...
Meowskulls...if she big?
>>85679491why is plankton's wife in the room
>>85679491Lorepaw i finished one of my fapping sessions while looking at this today
>>85679545>map gamespedo
>>85679491I think this one really shows off well how pretty she actually is.
>>85679511i dont understand how those things ever caught on
>>85679531hey, the chum bucket can't pay for itself
>>85679344I do, yeah. If you search desu by the dimensions I think my stuff should come up too, but I'll probably catbox a zip or something eventually
>>85679587KAREN IF FAITHFUL TO HER HUSBAND YOU FUCKING FAGGOT DON'T EVEN TRY TO INSINUATE OTHERWISE
i love casual nudity so much
>>85679491Why are bat girls so fucking pretty I can't get enough of those cute pink noses and huge ears evey time someone makes one my brain melts.If one actually approached me I can't be sure all my principles wouldn't fly out of the window the moment she'd flash her toothy smile at me.I love her the most out of all your girls.>>85679504Like I've said, it'll get better, especially if there wasn't cheating involved.
>>85679623Embarrassing nudity mogs
>>85679601I'M NOTDOCTORING IS A RESPECTABLE PROFESSION!!!!
>>85679666Satan trips seen. We've been getting a lot of those lately I think God doesn't approve this thread
>>85679666hard disagree
>>85679247They are pretty sweet.>>85679599Cute little things
>>85679666I know, right?Foxes never looked so shit...
>>85679623It can be quite nice
>>85679601>>85679671>Dr. Blasto hires Karen every so often for computing tasks>They get along pretty well, bonding over how their husbands can be massive retards sometimes
>>85679601karen sph (small plankton humiliation)
>>85679625Imagine kissing her neck and she gets ticklish from your stashe and beard and you can see in the corner of your eye her huge elegant ears moving as she scrounges her perfect stunty nose and lets out a high pitched giggle.How she retaliates by haugging you and you can feel the leather wings pressing into your sides and back, pleasantly cool to the touch and ever so smooth and gentle. How she starts kissing back and you feel her fangs graze your skin ever so slightly as you gut her back and press her into yourself.I think I', Goslinging out a little here.God why can't I carefully trace the rim of a bat girls ear with my finger as I marvel at how beatiful she is.Why is this world so fucking dogshit.
I feel guilty when I see bat girls because of something I did once...
>>85679761fucking had 2 bats fly into my room this summer, will never have a bat waifur as a result
I feel inadequate seeing artists and writers pop off alas I'm only a wretched consoomer
>>85679491mmmm.... more spittle and bat feet....>missing her chewed earfelinespongiformencephalopathypaw................
>>85679793If it wasn't for your bitch ass consooming all day, those artists would not have the most important thing an artist can achieve...A modicum of recognition.That's why I compliment artists I don't even like.
>>85679761Ozzy, aren't you dead?
>>85679599Well you should post it once you have a good amout of those.I wonder what sounds expies do when you give them belly rubs... Must be like angels singing but with more sqeaking.
>>85679793without fans there is no team
>>85679831Negative attention doesn't count though you don't have to knock them down all the time
>>85679491I appreciate you directly posting it. I can't really do anything about it getting posted by someone else beyond not replying to their post so I hope you understand.
>>85679740>waifurs who call you by your full name in front of everyone (it's really embarrassing)
>>85679880>That's why I compliment artists I don't even like.Are you okay?Do you have brain damage?
where does your waifur stand on the human-forerunner debate?
>>85679793The artist needs the firm guiding hand of the anon.Why do you think they come here begging for requests? Because for all their talent and power they can't actually do anything with it by themselves. They can practice all day, but when push comes to shove and they need to come up with something to draw? You know it as well as I do that the turn to others for those ideas. And we graciously provide them like the benevolent masters we are.Do not feel ashamed you can't draw for your fait is to rule and not to toil with pen and paper in the grimy draw workshops.
Im honest to artists that means my praise matters more than your meaningless clapping seal routineFor example, fuck you spacewhale For being a spic in my country
>>85679933Ummmmm actually you're NOT honest, I'm more truthful than you are
>>85679933we need to close the borders and get rid of all illegal immigrants and their childrenand everyone who follows islam
>>85679925She never had a console but most of the Halo media she consumed as a secondary was from the Bungie era (stuff like Red vs Blue and such) so she respects it way more than whatever came next.And besides, she knows it clearly makes for a more interesting story.
>>85679933>>85679943Look at these chucklefucks who thinks they know what the truth is.HAH!Couldn't be me!
>>85679828thanks for pointing this and the typo out, i'm retarde
>>85679933bro not funny spacewhale died
videogames?
>>85679933if he assimilates and naturalizes he can staybut I don't know if he can take eating 30 burgers a week until he becomes a real american.
>>85680027Where were you when you find out Space Whale died?I was at home cooking chicken tendies when phone ring>SpaceWhales ass cancer took him last nightI said"No..."
>>85680046awful
WAIFUR! STOP TRYING TO JERK ME OFF WITH YOUR FEETPAWS!
>>85680046
hey guys can you post cute animal womens ogey blz
>>85680046I read the word "scatbooru" and now I understand why people want to censor the internet and take all the porn off of it.
I guess nordanon finally got to him... If SWW wasn't a cripple before he would still not be able to wak this week.
>>85679713They really are.>>85679862Some mix of that rolling, grumbling contented sound dogs make mixed with a sort of purring, with happy squeaks and yips when you get a good spot I think.
>>85680079Ogey
>this is your god
>>85679960and the Polish
>>85680108Need diet
>>85680108>those nip piercings>arm and leg halo cuffs>big fat gold nipsoch mein got
>>85680104WIFE!!!
>>85680115rangeban the entirety of eastern europe, honestly
>>85680079How about you breathe in some mold?
>>85680079Say no more
>>85680108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IptAtnxzyj8
>>85680161moldy waifurs..........
Niggers taste like pork
>>85680161i thought this was an expie until i remembered moldfurthoughi suppose that's not very different
>>85680108The biggest fan of human men
>>85680189how would you know? you eat one of us? vorefag
>>85679625I feel you anon, depressing lack of bat ladies.
>>85680108actually this is just one of her many handsshe just sent this one out so a ten year old boy could catch one as a reward for completing the pokedex
>>85680214Waifur and I like to save on groceries when we can
>>85680168FORTNITE needs more funni cat girls with drawn on faces.
>>85680224They are just so drop dead gorgeous...
>>85680224https://archiveofourown.org/works/67949016/chapters/175723561there's a pretty good bat hmofa being written
>>85680224Filtered
>>85680224Saved
FUCK YIGGERSFUCK YIGGERSHAVE SEX WITH YIGGERSAND KILL YIGGERSYIGGERS!!!!
>>85680266Technically there's that bunnybone skin pack coming TONIGHT'S RESET but she just has one visible eye
>>85680296>Blood drinkingThis is /adhg/ tier crap, isn't it anon
hmofa on deadlock potential (real?)
STORY DISCUSSION!>Whatcha readin?>Whatcha writin?>What's the last scary story you read, from the thread or otherwise?
>>85679491Do you guys see that
>>85680325posts u can hear
>>85680640Always was?
>>85680684wife
>>85679491EDIT WHEN
>>85680640for someone in constant agony victor surprisingly just goes with the punches
>>85680707Edit what exactly
>>85680640human male corpse on anthro female, never let mortality keep you from your dreams bros
>>85680652>Whatcha readin?Still Advent Provides...>Whatcha writin?You're making me sad with those questions...>What's the last scary story you read, from the thread or otherwise?I used to have an anual read of The Dark Tower series. Book horror ususally doesn't get to me, but the sequence where Jake goes through the abandoned house to get to the portal did have me a little spooked the first time I've read it.And Blindsight but that's less fear and more sheer fucking dread.Who would Roland Deschain's waifur be I wonder?
>>85680684>>85680696That fucking dog i hate...
>>85679491Potty Mouth, take photos of her feet and send them to my business email.
>>85680696BIG LADY
Waifurs who would habitually watch those Teardown Minecraft Steve ragdoll vids?
>>85680684>>85680696>>85680739the shit dogthe dog that shitsthe dog that eats shit
>>85680296Yisss, will read.
>>85680825
>>85680825All dogs eat shitDogs are shit eatersWorst species
>>85680739the nice dogthe dog that was nice to me one timethe dog i dont hate
>>85680334it happens once early on and not in a sexual way
>>85680654WHAT THE FUCK
i want to be kind to a waifur
Did you know that trees are obligate carnivores?
>>85680329If she don't got a tail than she's a total fail.
>>85680891Kindness Waifur...she is so very kind....
>>85680640>YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LET HER DOWN EASY YOU LITTLE SHIT, NOT MARRY HER>What can I say, rats love corpses
>>85680891same
>>85680914Not scary, tits too big.
>>85680654slender manslender man
I want to get a lonely waifur's hopes up, get excited now someone's shown interest in her, then I ghost her on her first big date
>>85680967>nippleless man forgive nipple eating waifur
>>85680654lorp here, bro stop. stop putting slenderman in my drawings ok? he's REALLY scary. just cut it out bro. i'm crying
>>85681003he's better than me i don't know if i could forgive being mutilated like that so easily
>>85681002Genuinely kill yourself
>>85680992Does whatever a slender can.
>>85681002Your loss I see someone ghosted her and pick her up on the spot to enjoy some lunch together
i want to tie a waifur to the train tracks haha because im EVIL! *twirls moustache*
>>85681002Mods beat this guy to death with a tire iron and keep pummeling the corpse for good measure
>>85681002Then she meets another guy who offers her a shoulder to cry on. Creating opportunities for others to find love...You're a hero, anon
>>85680654>Made an edit>Still didn't fix the typoI'm going insane
>>85680684>>85680739Loona fucks niggers all the time because she's just like any other white girlProof:https://x.com/djdoecaine/status/2106147170017780063
>>85681049i'll fix it calm down have a werther's original sonny
>>85681049Slenderman scared me so much I didn't see the typo which made me post it in horror
>>85681063LMAO
>>85681027That you?
