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/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5477

>"Lynndacopia" Edition

--Stories--

By Hills_of_mud
>A reward for the faithful
https://archiveofourown.org/works/93546541

By Scan
>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 3)
https://rentry.co/pigeon-postal

By Rotham
>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 56)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541
>Traumfrau
https://archiveofourown.org/works/93447781

By Oliver_Hart
>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 34)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/

By Phaffabout
>The Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 7)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156/

By Anon
>Jackpot
https://rentry.org/f7h2atwm

By Anon
>LUCKY FIND
https://rentry.org/gbq524d7

By Hamlet of Troy
>Untitled
https://rentry.co/e6xyqfec

By Aedificator123
>Deer in the Head Lights
https://archiveofourown.org/works/93276801

By M4rsh4l_Legacy
>The Frost on her Feathers (Ch. 34)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54569053

BY Doublefacedentendre
>The "Fool" of Aether (Ch. 3)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/92654406

[ Story Masterbin ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates
[ Thread FiIters ]:https://rentry.org/fsdnd
[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa4

Previous Thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85678980
Missed a thread or two?:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
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first for hot dog fantasies
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Dicks out for Lynn
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what the dog doin
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not to fond
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Anthro ass, pussy and feet belong to human men.
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Widefurs....
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>>85682499
We're on our third batch of bi-weekly story prompts!

Our last batch was
>Dark clouds and distant thunder had dominated the sky for days now, and...
>Cruising down the highway in the dead of night was always relaxing for...
>New restaurants were always nice to try, but the food at this particular place smelled...


The entries for it were
>Untethered - prompt oneshot
A story of a soldier encountering a rather unnerving wolfly woman of the supernatural variety.
>Deer in the headlights
Doe lady winds up in over her head after a vehicular mishap
>The horned doe
After failing at life, a man hydroplanes off the road and into a fairy tale scene
>Untitled By Hamlet of Troy
A cat woman and a man named Barry fall victim to a random chimp event while stopped at a gas station
>Lucky Find by Anon
A man and a horse woman on a far off alien world encounter each other in the night, and discover something quite unusual

SO, next we have three new prompts for your consideration:

>The fog was thick, the air was cold, and the...

>Gold and bronze leaves adorned the trees in the...

>Dark twisting corridors wound their way through...

Write us something quick, anything from 2k to 10k words, and let's see what's on your mind. Amateurs or people who have never written are especially encouraged to partake.
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>>85682516
imagine how intimate it would be to let an avian girl feed you beak-to-mouth
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>>85682550
bridefurs...
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How does one find feet/paws sexually arousing?
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>>85682571
i still don't know how to feel about this
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>>85682571
kill yourself instantly
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Cate my beloved is in the Fortnite shop.
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>>85682579
Many animals are herd species...
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>>85682588
Also the new bnnuuuuuuy
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>>85682571
Hoopcat poly...
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>>85682591
And yet single digits are harem species.
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>>85682579
i love drawligator, but i have zero interest in this one. monogamy is the only way.
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>>85682570
VERY intimate. It’ll be referenced after I rewrite a chunk of the chapters. Stay tuned, fren.
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>>85682571
one of her boobs is bigger than the other
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>>85682635
it's being shoved up/squished, it's an illusion
or at least that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Who would his waifur be?
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>>85682579
honestly you don't have to have feelings about it. The idea that everyone needs an opinion on everything is retarded.
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>>85682681
i also look at art for the purpose of feeling nothing
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>>85682571
I know how I feel about this one
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There are people in this very thread who just want sex, and do not love their waifur.
The majority of real people going out and getting laid do this.
This should not depress me so much, but it does.
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>>85682681
>don't have opinions, don't think, just consuuuuume
And I though only anthros can be cattle animals.
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>>85682681
4chunguses are as bratty and catty as actual women, who would've thunk it.
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>>85682549
cool oyster
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>>85682571
I know exactly how I feel about this, and I think its fucking rad as hell.
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>>85682692
I mean, a piece of art evoking nothing in you is a legitimate reaction.
>>85682711
That is not at all what I said.
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>>85682714
o n e r u l e
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Shitposter hunters are just as bad as shitposters.
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>>85682698
you say this
and yet breeding expies
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>>85682711
some people don't like to figure out what they think of something
pretty cringe
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I only endorse monogamy with fluffy women and human males.
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>>85682668
Arabian Red fox
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I am okay with monogamy and incestuous harems
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>>85682711
Also holy shit after Billie my whole "Goat" folder is just her.
And that's good.
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>>85682761
I only endorse polygamy between fluffy women and a human male.
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I deleted all your images of hm/af and replaced them with AxA of your waifur, then I peed in your toilet reservoir.
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>deltatrannies living up to the stereotype
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>>85682818
I am sorry that you will never experience true love(I wont either but you wont even more).
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i only endorse (1) human male on (1) female anthro content
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>>85682787
>three results on e621
>two are scientific posters and one is a furboi

This needs to be fixed ASAP
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>>85682576
I get nothing sexual from it, but I find anthros with human feet much less interesting.
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>>85682797
monke cousins harem...
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>>85682668
Arabian Mare
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I endorse either (1) human male on (1) female anthro content
OR
(1) human male on (1) male anthro bottom content
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>>85682862
All deer anthro should be required by law to have hands + hooves
Hands + Feet is sacrilegious
Hooves + Hooves is wat
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>>85682876
ew, gays are gross
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>>85682741
a e i o u
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>>85682876
That's fair because if we take all the furry women furbros need options too I doubt all our foids will be willing to take a furbro but for the rejected the pink hmoba pill is viable
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I'll keep replying to everyone I don't like in the thread how much I don't like them. That'll surely drive them away and improve the thread. No one ever told me that's stupid so I must be doing the right thing. It is the right thing and it works, right?
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I worms
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>>85682576
Because they feel good on my dick
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>>85682816
She's just so cute.
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>>85682576
I find every part of my waifur sexually arousing - talons, tail from tip to base, the legs, the arms, the teeth, the tongue, the lips, the eyes and on and on and on.
I don't rate paws above anything else but they are undeniably a sexually arousing part of an incredibly attractive woman.
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>"Hey Averi, I noticed you were really freaked out about that hair straightener being broken and I...:
>"Wait, why do I smell fur dye...?"
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>>85682876
home of sexual
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>>85682848
kek
Keep coping, purityfag
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>>85682876
I endorse this because my penis compels me to agree.
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>>85682892
fur bros need love too however this is not the thread for it
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>>85682945
They can have human women, I don't care
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Loreplap is an honorary female anthro in my book
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>>85682931
My Waifur became more niglike...
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I'm dumping that weird wolf girl and get myself a hot human girlfriend. Goodbye.
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>>85682931
Please post the real version of Nigeri
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>>85682576
I don't understand
they are part of her so there is no way I couldn't find them attractive
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>>85682958
he gets a pass for thread creator reasons, but only him...
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>>85683009
Based
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>>85682873
Not really fair when monkey girls are so playful.
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The hardest concept to grasp is that shitposters thrive on negative attention. Every insult flung at them only motivates them to continue, it's their fuel, without which they'd starve and move on. Every post replying to them is a post derailing the thread, and pushing it towards the bump limit.
The shitposter knows he is not welcome here, he knows that he will get attention here. It is the only reason he is present in the thread. It is impossible to bully them out of the thread.

The only winning move is not to play.

Yet it'll keep happening, over and over and over again, and the result will always be the same. Ruined threads.
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>>85682983
Plot twist: she was a werewolf
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>>85683025
This but replace shitposter with retards who constantly complain about the quality of the threads
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>>85682761
I'm good with bigamy including one small fluffy girl and one big fluffy girl.
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>>85682744
Hot take?
I think shitpost hunters are worse.
They do literally everything shitposters do with 1/2 the effort since a shitposter wants to create a fuss.
shitpost hunters- or as they're actually called: Concern trolls- are people who shit up threads entirely unironically in the name of defending them.

A shitposter comes in the room and says "look at how hard I can piss!"
A concern troll then makes 50 of the next 100 posts in the back and forth arguing and screaming and crying that "this anon right here is pissing way too hard!"
Like that wasn't the fucking point of the behavior.
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>>85683056
big amy?
>Including one small fluffy girl and one big fluffy girl
Ok I think I get it now
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>>85682892
>>85682933
Bisexual.
Furbros deserve to be happy.
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>>85682529
>>85682583
>>85682839
>>85682919
>>85682931
>>85682986
>Averi
Nothing but bait and shitposts btw.
Have a real waifur pic.
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If bunnies didn't share a husband between two-to-five sisterwives then there would be no human men left for other waifurs.
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>>85683061
Shitpost hunters tend to perpetuate shitposters through the lolcow effect as well.
Lolcow orbiters are unironically scum though
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>>85683061
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>>85683105
>Predator waifur eats bnuuyies on the regular
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>>85682924
No doubt about that.
I just wish I had some cute HMOFA SFW stuff with her.
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>>85683094
they can have human women
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>>85683095
What are you talking about
>>85682919
Isn't a shitpost
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>>85683095
Looks like she wiped the wrong direction
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>>85683123
He doesn't like my waifur
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>>85683095
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>>85683108
Ultimately I admit that "both sides are retarded" trademark
>>85683116
This isn't the own you think it is.
You aren't 7oomer little bro, sit down.
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>>85683105
Buns are the polygamy species, they just wouldn't be comfortable without a half a dozen other sisterwives.
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>>85683119
>I just wish I had some cute HMOFA SFW stuff with her
Literally every waifur ever
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>>85683118
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>>85683061
This is why we say to IGNORE shitposters every fucking thread. If only people could listen.
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>>85683120
I would not wish that fate upon anyone.
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>>85683061
I mean c'mon bro let's be real ever since 4chan got rid of the IP counter most of the shitposters just respond to themselves in an effort to make it seem like the whole thread cares
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>>85683131
put the clippers down
that bushland is a protected nature reserve
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>>85683161
Yes, they do exactly that.
So do the concern trolls """defending""" this thread.
Both come in waves for a reason.

This is my last post on the subject. It's hmofa from me from here on out.
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>>85683161 (me)
Also I'm trans if that matters btw
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>>85683161
Yeah I don't know why people keep forgetting that samefagging is a thing
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>>85683061
back in my old old days we had a sayin'
>Don't feed the trolls.
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>>85683145
Yeas but this one especially. She just looks so lovely and cute, I can't get enough of her.
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In my utopia
>shitposters
>metaposters
>blogposters
>off-topic
>posters who happen to be black
>foids
get permabanned
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>>85683201
My god... We should call it anthro dot boo...
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>>85683012
You just wanna imagine him nakey with his soft kitty tummy all exposed.
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>>85683201
but anon
you are metaposting
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>>85683201
I like /adhg/ but I hate all the people you hate. Will I be spared?
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>>85683095
Hate to break it to you anon, but you've got several Averi posters in this thread
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the cheese is still fresh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWKA9Zi5-_Y

So down on the corner
The national past-time went on trial
We're talkin' baseball!

I guess I'll do Sam tomorrow, maybe someone else, any ideas?
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>>85683244
Really pretty eyes
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>>85683178
his head should be over her groin but otherwise peak /afomh/ image
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>>85683061
What I think is worse is that these concern trolls actually believe they're helping the thread by responding to shitposters and trying to identify them. They're not samefagging shitposters, or shitposters pretending to care. They're anons that bought into their own BS and believe that they're doing the right thing.
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>>85683253
Morgan's BASEBALL club? THAT'S HERESY
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>>85683206
Wow we should call it *tears you in half with a chainsaw*
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>>85683194
Just give it some time.
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>>85683253
that guy's hair is killing me
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>>85683201
>>85683180
Exactly 1 minute apart...
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>>85683272
>>85683287
Discord ARTIST??? GET HYPE XISTERS!!
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>>85683201
>my waifur
>my opinions
But I don't remember making this post... I think im going senile
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>>85683212
Exactly it's why it's a perfect system
>>85683222
Our sister threads can exist under our wing
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>>85683161
It's a classic cope, but the sad reality is that samefagging like this is unnecessary, and rarely ever happens. It can also convince you that you can engage with shitposters because "they'd samefag an argument anyway", while in reality the same old dynamics are still at play. Retards keep giving shitposters attention, no samefagging needed.
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>>85683178
That fucking beacon
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>>85683178
Meanwhile... Oblivimid fans...
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You can only pick one, choose wisely /hmofa/
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>>85683276
I wish I was able to comm more artists. Then it wouldn't be a problem at all, I have more than enough disposable income for that.
Would be nice to have Billie as HMOFA character through sheer number of media created, I really like her design. I'm not sure I'd be able to make something even approaching her.
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>>85683331
I vote Contraria
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>>85683331
Imagine the loud cracks as each of their bones split apart from the pressure exerted by the heated marrow as their corpses burn
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Kuromi SEXO (this is not a question)
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>>85683332
Be careful trying to force something like that too. A lot of times it's safer to create your own. You don't know who will make it their mission to fuck you over.
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>>85683329
It's honestly baffling that they doubled down on it in the remaster and even ruined the fuck out of argonians.
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>>85683331
If they love niggers so much, I'll turn them into niggers.
By pouring tar all over them.
And then...
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fat fucks and slender sticcs
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>>85683331
I choose Cosmo's twink Absol
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>>85683355
>this is not a question
And yet the answer is TRVE
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I just had to load a backup of my mod project because Morgan developed a giant hole in her chest. I was so close to completion.
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>>85683371
>twink Pokemon
NO DON'T INVOKE HIM
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>>85683312
Proven right not even 5 minutes later
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This is exactly why the IP counter should still exist
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the actual for real life no toon yesser
Now moving onto TFD Guy's sheet
(and hopefully start working on the story again)
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>>85683408
Dat ass
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>>85683244
the sexiest part of this cheese is the floof between the breasts
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>>85683295
But enough about lorepaw
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>>85683390
ID's would solve everything overnight. IP counters wouldn't help as much.
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>>85683390
Oy vey! That would ruin gookmoot's brilliant business scheme keeping this site open, you stupid gaijen!
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>>85683428
Dude every fucking board needs IDs NOW!!!
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>>85683358
>A lot of times it's safer to create your own.
How do you imagine this happening?
>Hello HMOFA dedicated self respecting cub aritst that isn't into some extreme fetish shit (picture missing because he does not fucking exist)! I would like to comm 50 pieces of art with a character you will now help me design!
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>>85683408
I forgot you were writing a story.
Also, holy shit long time no see. Welcome back.
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>>85683366
Consider a petrol tire! Necklacing is the only thing worth mentioning ever invented by niggers. An appropriately brutal method of execution!
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t /pol/ have ID’s yet remains shit because of all the 1pbtid jewbots?
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>>85683331
So the shitstain of a mod that visits /trash/ IS here, but instead of moderating, he instantly gave me a warning for reporting this.
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Just got warned thanks for being an useless nigger janitor.
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>>85683456
>doesn't the fed board glow
yeah?
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>>85683466
For what
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>>85683456
/pol/ stays shit because it's fucking /pol/ anon
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>>85683408
It's usually not my thing but that fishhook at top left? Hot as fuck. And the panting face square in the middle.
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>>85683448
Pick up a pencil, let your brain do the rest.
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>>85683408
damn, this bitch is PHAT
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>>85683222
>>85683444
Is nobody gonna check my trips? God I'm so based and always right *sighs*
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>>85683470
I presume for the same thing I was - reporting niggered spam this subhuman does every thread.
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>>85683465
>>85683466
Isn't our one mod a known blackedfag and VRchat gooner?
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>>85683178
BY TALOS I'M FUCKIN COOMIN
PRETTY KITTIES GOT ME SHOOTIN ROPES
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Thoughts on anthro girls with weak bladders?
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I love getting cucked by human men...
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>>85683518
They can piss on me anytime they feel like it! Not even joking, I'd drink my waifur's piss even better if it turned her on
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>>85683508
And others.
>>85683509
>mod
You mean janny and yes.
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>>85683331
Sassy because she'd probably let people shit on her
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>>85683444
you should post more fenneko
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>>85683518
Diaper.
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The amount of reasons to not put a gun in my mouth isn't zero but it's now lower than it used to be
Anyone got any remedies for that? Or at least pretty fuzzy women?
I was about to make some complaint but the image to textposts ratio isn't bad right now
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>>85683417
sharp floof
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>>85683574
gabby
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>>85683532
Based
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>>85683574
>I was about to make some complaint
No, I'm not helping you, as you are a concern shitter I think you should promptly hang yourself.
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>>85683574
warm glass of milk straight from the tap
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>>85683408
The harsh gravity in Mexico pulled down her tits into her ass
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>>85683244
Sergals are hideous no matter what artist draws them.
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>>85683603
Goat milk/cheese is fuckin nasty.
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>>85683603
Ralsei if girl is hotter than boy
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>>85683574
Using said gun to kill a jew banker
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>>85683408
what are her thoughts on davey crockett
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>>85683615
Goat milk is ok, fresh goat cheese is... edible, maybe an aquired taste.
If it's aged at all it becomes vile and not only inedible but actively repugnant. It smells like a bum that hasn't washed in months and regularly pissed in his own pants.
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>>85683603
Odd that characters that produce milk always have huge while the real woman that breaks donation machines by sheer volume is rather modest.
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*pukes violently*
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old ladies
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>>85683670
Spoiler that shit. Or better yet don't post it at all.
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>>85683670
>woman that breaks donation machines by sheer volume is rather modest.
that is kinda hot as a premise but a shame you posted a human woman
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*ruins your thread*
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>>85683615
I had some at it was good, maybe because it was mega loaded with salt and fresh but good nonetheless
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>>85683661
I used to work in a deli and sampled all kinds of cheese and goat was among my least favorite. There's so many options, I don't know why anyone would pick goat.
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>>85683714
im happy this image failed to load for some reason
i can live in blissful ignorance
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Okay I'm gonna say something.
Obviously we're here to post hmofa, whether it is art from /hmofa/ in whatever form it may be, or from elsewhere.
I don't mind posting solo female anthros, especially if they're canonically hmofa, I don't mind if there's only solo of them, but if you're gonna post a solo image of a generic AxA slut/commwhore character the least you could do is say something.
I get it, maybe you like the design or something about it, maybe you just think she's that pretty. But then at least say something about that or hell, say something that's at all on-topic.
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Waifur that sniffs your pee
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>>85683670
>the real woman that breaks donation machines
It's production vs storage. You can't really store much milk in smaller breasts even if they look divine when filled and engorged. Humans, along with other large breasted mammals are storage milk producers, our young feed on large amounts at intervals.
The production on the scale of that woman is an anomaly in more ways then one.
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>>85682681
The thread's often one moment of discomfort away from a meltdown.
It shouldn't be black and white, but anons can have very strong opinions over one thing in this thread.
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You people gotta learn to ignore bait.
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>>85683732
Like I've said, it can be an aquired taste for people from cultures that only had goats.
It's the same thing with alcohols, there's no actual reason to prefer vodka to any other hard drink that actually has taste, but some people will vehemently stand by it.
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>>85683756
>says it while posting nothing himself
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>>85683781
>It shouldn't be black and white
I agree, it should only be white.
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>>85683355
I like My Melody more
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>>85683449
>I forgot you were writing a story.
Me too at this rate lmao
and thanks, I missed this place
>>85683485
Yeah
>I said while wearing a "WET MAWS ROCK" T-Shirt
>>85683500
Making her chubby was the best choice I have ever done
>>85683606
Too much quesadillas and movie binging
>>85683652
She's slightly pissed about it, and will awkwardly congratulate you if you happen to be from Texas

A tiny lore drop since I do these rarely
Wolves in this universe are born naturally strong with little effort, so Yesa has well toned arms and killer thighs, easily leg pressing around 700lbs (that's all she does at the gym and spends the rest of the day posing at the mirror)
Stamina wise tho, 2 mins in the treadmill and she will straight up fucking die
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>>85683827
Her ass belongs on my face, allegedly
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the piss fox
oh wait that's just all foxes
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>>85683840
Mine is reserved for Katie.
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>>85683408
>>85683827
Wolp... Pretty...
(I'm really tired and can't think of something more to say but i like her a lot)
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>>85683757
>Honey don't be alarmed but you have very, VERY early cancer
>I've already booked a professional screening but this nose *she points proudly to her long borzoi schnozz* has never been wrong before!
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>>85683739
it's just the pedophile cockroach fox, you know the one
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>>85683867
All waifurs piss (Except those who don't)
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>>85683827
Imagine the supreme ultra grande mawjob with added gluck destruction
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>>85683817
This is a hot take but I'm content to stand by the "united through dick" flag. If a black guy wants to enjoy hmofa then good for him. My two rules are:

- not actually being a white guy who's just a cuck
- not being someone like that Goonie artist

You'd be surprised by how amiable people can be when they're not acting like a retard.
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>>85683827
>easily leg pressing around 700lbs (that's all she does at the gym and spends the rest of the day posing at the mirror)
>Stamina wise tho, 2 mins in the treadmill and she will straight up fucking die
The fucking lazy ass sex creature that does nothing but pant and moan for half an hour but the moment she feels you starting to throbb those legs lock like 2 space worthy seel clamps behind you.
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>>85683444
Imagine if user IDs worked retroactively. So every post even in the archives was ID'd. How kino would that be?
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>>85683905
No.
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Bedrotting until 1 pm thingken about waifur sexo.....
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>the waifur of your dreams is real and she's attracted to you
BUT
>your childhood anthro female best friend is also in love with you
Which one are you choosing?
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>>85683947
My waifur of course because she's my childhood best friend. Easy!
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>>85683905
Most people share this opinion, I feel.
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>>85683947
thats fine, they are the same person
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>>85683905
Out all the actually racist Averi posters you decided to reply to me...
I just saw an opportunity for a shitty joke and took it, I completely agree with you even if I don't think it will fly right now and on this board.
Even in a different place people might want a sepparate thread for it (not a raceplay thread) depending on where it ranks for them.
To me it's not offputting at all the way gaynal or hyper is, but it just does nothing at all since it's not for me.
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>>85683947
it's the same person
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>>85683947
Outside of cases where they are one and the same I don't really see why you would choose the childhood friend.
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>>85683061
These posts feel untrustworthy.
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>>85683947
This is a trick question. Either they're the same person or they would be okay with sharing.
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>>85683956
>>85683961
>>85683984
Tch tch tch... copout answers
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>>85683961
What is a grown ass woman? Is that different from a grown tits woman?
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>>85683253
Oooh, dasa BASErbarr!
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>>85684014
but its the truth?
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>>85683957
I'm inclined to agree, it's just that people are (often rightfully) cynical when people post that kind of art here. I'm a live and let live anon but I can't deny that it's almost ALWAYS some kind of shitposting when it's done here.

>>85683971
It's reasonable. Some healthy cynicism and "gatekeeping" is warranted given the state of the site. I do try to be nice to any genuine hmofite though.
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>>85684014
considering 90% of my hmofa ideas involve childhood friends, i'd say it's just the truth
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>>85684004
Because they made you feel like you could be wrong?
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>>85683875
Thanks mane :]
Can't blame ya, I barely drop lore because I wanted everything to be "properly revealed" in the story
but I am just realizing that was so stupid lmfao
>>85683896
>Does _he_know_question-mark.jpeg
>>85683913
TFD Guy sometimes arrives walking weird at his job, just going to say that
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Showing on HmofaTV is still on tonight, I'll do it soonish. today has just had some unexpected events that have kept me busy.
We're watching Mike and Melissa, the original and the reanimated, and that Minecraft horrorslop thing with the dog because I keep seeing people post it but I have no clue what the deal is and I wanna find out.
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>>85684072
Not to derail but I feel they were, ironically, posted by you-know-who
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>>85683802
>there's no actual reason to prefer vodka to any other hard drink that actually has taste
That's precisely the reason I drink it more than any other liquor. You can mix it with basically anything and it's good.
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>>85683253
We need a baseball team for /HMOFA/. Good stuff.
>>85683408
>>85683827
Everybody talks about her fat, perfect ass but I like how lovably wacky she is.
>>85683885
Another benefit to fluffy women.
>>85684081
Tiddies
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>>85683925
b-but then people would know that i'm a massive "fic/waifur/topic of the month" shiller!
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>>85684105
>Jerry

come for slop, stay for slop
they should give jerry knockers like all the cool fanart does
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>>85683732
Idk man, a good feta goes crazy
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Boobs
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>>85684108
Who would the vaguepost king's waifur be?
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>>85684145
I think you know.
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>>85684023
What if...the dreaded grown belly woman?
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>>85684105
why are you watching retarded minecraft slop videos nigger?
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Hehehehe... pirate anthro, but she has huge boobs. Sloshbuckler... hehehe
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>>85684145
I know who she is but to avoid drama I won't say anything.
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>>85684145
its pretty obvious who
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>>85684145
It's pretty obvious
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>>85684145
well she's not a human i can tell you that
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>>85684004
He's literally fucking right though.
"Don't feed the trolls" has been the unfollowed motto for a fucking melania. No shitposter likes sticking to places where he's gotta work for his attention.
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>>85684145
Who else would it be
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>>85684105
>minecraft horrorslop thing with the dog
Oh yeah the Lookout3D thing with Jerry
Guilty pleasure desu, watching ARG horrorslop is always entertaining even if the quality is highly debateable
Also hehe funny dog eyes go brrrrr
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>>85684145
You mean... you don't know...?
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>>85684195
I don't think all efforts in combating shitposters are just as bad, but there's 100% an issue here where anons throw fuel onto the fire just so they can stand on the soapbox themselves. Whenever there's drama against an artist or writer especially there's always opportunistic weeds trying to get their two cents in and making it worse.
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>>85684108
>posted by you-know-who
holy fucking shit are we treating shitposters like they're fucking voldemort now stop taking this shit so seriously
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>>85683061
yes, instead of engaging directly with the gay jobless blacked-loving pedophile, people should say to newfags "don't engage with that guy, he's a gay jobbless etc etc"
it's not gonna stop his schizo loser ass from spamming gay shit but it'll prevent most derailment
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>>85684230
we love immodestly sized horror glorpers here
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>>85684254
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>>85684257
tsmt
it happens so often during discord drama
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>>85684122
See, that's because you don't actually like hard liquor. Which is completely ok, but I don't think you should say that the tasteless thing has the best taste our of all of them.
I usually drink my rum or whiskey straight, I love the taste.
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>>85684277
Freaky side-eyeing dogwife sexo....
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>>85684254
New mousified waifur design
>to scale sized too
Nice, artist has peak taste
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the way to actually kill this general is to post hmofa so don't ever ever do that but you didn't hear this from me
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turns out it only takes like 2 minutes tops to make the zoologist always a fox
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>>85684145
Ok the joke was funny but I'll post the actual answer.



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