/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5483>"And for my Next Trick" Edition--Stories--By Hills_of_mud>A reward for the faithfulhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93546541By Scan>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 3)https://rentry.co/pigeon-postalBy Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 56)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Traumfrauhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93447781By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 34)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/By Phaffabout>The Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156/By Anon>Jackpothttps://rentry.org/f7h2atwmBy Anon>LUCKY FINDhttps://rentry.org/gbq524d7By Hamlet of Troy>Untitledhttps://rentry.co/e6xyqfecBy Aedificator123>Deer in the Head Lightshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93276801By M4rsh4l_Legacy>The Frost on her Feathers (Ch. 34)https://archiveofourown.org/works/54569053BY Doublefacedentendre>The "Fool" of Aether (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92654406[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85698133Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
first for phox
>>85701799Does she want me to make out with her butt?
Averi..
>>85701799Many such foxes
Fox thread
big fat shit dog ass...
>>85701790>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 4)https://rentry.co/pigeon-postalForgot a story update OP
>>85701854I wanna kiss her butt
>>85701821Foxy lady
>>85701790DAMN IT OP YOU MISSED MY UPDATEChapter 4:https://rentry.co/pigeon-postalfor all who missed it, enjoy
>>85701790We're on our third batch of bi-weekly story prompts!Our last batch was>Dark clouds and distant thunder had dominated the sky for days now, and...>Cruising down the highway in the dead of night was always relaxing for...>New restaurants were always nice to try, but the food at this particular place smelled...The entries for it were>Untethered - prompt oneshotA story of a soldier encountering a rather unnerving wolfly woman of the supernatural variety.>Deer in the headlightsDoe lady winds up in over her head after a vehicular mishap>The horned doeAfter failing at life, a man hydroplanes off the road and into a fairy tale scene>Untitled By Hamlet of TroyA cat woman and a man named Barry fall victim to a random chimp event while stopped at a gas station>Lucky Find by AnonA man and a horse woman on a far off alien world encounter each other in the night, and discover something quite unusualSO, next we have three new prompts for your consideration:>The fog was thick, the air was cold, and the...>Gold and bronze leaves adorned the trees in the...>Dark twisting corridors wound their way through...Write us something quick, anything from 2k to 10k words, and let's see what's on your mind. Amateurs or people who have never written are especially encouraged to partake.
>>85701879Can you get syphilis through fecal transmissions?
>>85701878damn i even highlighted "rentry' with ctrl + F and just blinded thati am very sorry, will rectify next bake. i rarely bake but usually never make mistakes like that
>>85701854>a jacked furloli challenges you to a push-up duel do you accept?
>>85701892>>85701878Bakers have been missing stories regularly. Fire this nigga fr.
>Umad furboi?
>>85701878oops, you beat me to it>>85701903its alright, not really a big deal
>>85701907>Lynn is a namefagEugh
>>85701853All hmofa threads are fox threads, other girls are just renting space.
I'm sorry, miss. It seems that your human male childhood friend has a terminal case of "no gf" disease. If he doesn't get a girlfriend by the end of the week, he's a goner...
God, what the fuck did Loona do now?
>>85701982She broke a soda
>>85701952He's a gooner you say...The end of the week? That's like 6 or 7 days from now...Damn...
>>85701982she displayed her wide hips and thick ass in screenexpect an influx of fanart the following days
>>85701952>your human boy friend will die if he doesn't sleep with an anthro female soon>truly there is nothing to be done
>>85701790hot pic
>>85701952Women will read this and spend the next 8 days putting on makeup.
>>85701995>>85701990
>>85701952>"But I've saved myself and all my feelings for him all this time!">"Just one more year to finish my PhD so we can lose it together during a friend vacation that ends up with him confessing, please!"
>>85701901God hopefully
>>85701982She had sex with me.>>85702021>This was three years ago.>Doe gf laments the fact she wasn't fast enough...
>>85701982nothing, she’s still stuck in shitty media as per usual
Waifur who is drawn like how Ramon Bachs draws women.
>>85702021>Noelle and her Nazi hitting rock
>>85701494Slut for human men also why is dim aryan
Older women who dislike avians...
>Loonfags, Fangfags, Noellefags, Dessfags, Averifags, etc, etc
The fizeek posting last thread reminded me:Can you carry your waifur? A man is most deserving of his waifur when he can carry her from the car, to the bed. Anons with smaller waifurs have it easy, but for those of you with 200+lbs of wonderful woman to work with, can you do it?
>>85702093Women tend to be very light.
>>85702021>waiting until she's 35woman moment
she's so pretty...
>>85702084fagfags
>>85702071... That she captured after slaying a hundred libtards
>>85702138It's a reference to this
>>85702132You can't be surprised he's here that dumb nigger posts in EVERY thread.
>>85702093If she's 30 kilosI jog and do squats but am generally quite weak
>>85702157lel
>>85702177when the bu is nny
>>85702107Ordinarily yes, but there is a large quantity of posters here who fantasize about 7 foot tall muscle mommies and comparable heights woman who you can slap the ass of and ride the wave of lard up to their face to kiss them goodnight. These women do not in fact, tend to be very light.
>>85702021the doe gf must ascend her reservations and embrace her inner hornyness
The relationship dynamic all kobold enjoyers strive for
>>85702258
>>85702220I suppose that's the perks of having a child sized waifur.
>>85702267
>>85702282
>>85702157That rock has rizz
Left or Right?
>>85702303
>"Kris? Remember when I'd ask you to grab your dad's hunting rifle, aim it square between my eyes and I'd beg you to pull the trigger, knowing it was empty? Fahaha!">"Sigh... I miss those times, Kris. Why don't we do that anymore?"
>>85702276It would be wise to use different descriptions of short adult women when it comes to posting in a porn thread.
>>85702336Space whale should stick to SFW.That's all I'm gonna say.
>>85702336Na
when you've been dead for 400 years but some fat anthro titties bring you back from the great beyond
>>85701931She does it because she's stupid
>>85702093I can ohp nearly 200lb, I can definitely handle 99% of waifurs
>>85702371>
>>85701790CLAWSCLAWSWATCH THE CLAWS
>>85702015Anthro woman spending 8 days in the bathroom because she keeps fucking up her sex paint (Like war paint but for fucking someone crazy style)
>>85702371Repulsive. >>85702360A very popular opinion.
>>85702407
>>85702469super hot thigh squish
>>85702406>ohpI can't do ohp almost at all because my left shoulder dislocates easily.Fuck me I guess...
>>85702465Na
>>85702465I like how he draws them.
>>85702491>>85702508Do you not have anything better to do MUD?
>>85702469Kino. Thank you, and apologies again for the uh... unusual amounts of focus on just that character.
>>85702508vaginally annihilating tiny kobold women
>>85702560Ya
>>85702524Not mud. If the gimmick is to make me look bad by posting heinous shit, then I'll just dip for a bit until you move onto something else.I suppose this is what I get for showing a reaction on the Internet though.
>>85702560Gently.With hand holding.
>>85702526You aren't alone there, trust me. There's no greater injustice than to see an artist with a great style and nice characters completely squander the potential for any normal content of them or... well, any content at all.
>>85702589Playing the victim is really unbecoming, Mud.
>>85702580how the hell does a kobold that small push out an egg that big
>>85702606Damn wish that was me>>85702615Happily
>>85702589>heinous shitSince when are flat kobolds automatically heinous? I'd understand if this was crookedtrees or soulcentinel, but this isn't.It's just small 'bolds.
>>85702524>>85702610Hi Beard(o)
Accusation:>You're MUDRespons:>I'M NOT POSTING LOLICON CONTENTHuh?Wha?
>>85702627Ok
>>85702687Kill yourself threadshitter
>85702697Get a job
Would you ever be willing to try ageplay/DDLG with your waifur?
>>85702724A noticeable amount of women seem to be into that kink for whatever reason.
>>85702560>>85702580>>85702606VIOLENTLYWith hand holding
>>85702724I don't know what Doki doki literature glub is but sure I'd do ageplay with her.
Bratty gremlin critters....
I'm only just realizing how hard the artist went on Mirri's thighs here.
>>85702735>anon slowly figuring out women like older men
>>85702759You could fit a Sylvan Library on them
How might horses work in a medieval or low/high fantasy setting anyway?Are there both anthro and non anthro horses?
>>85702609As long as I'm not overstepping my bounds or stepping on toes then that's all that matters. Good to know I'm not the only one with fixations.
>>85702801Why not? We have monkeys, don't we? Some places even use them for labour.https://edm.parliament.uk/early-day-motion/61183/treatment-of-slave-monkeys-in-thailand
>>85702801>How might horses workProbably like slaves on the same tier as niggers
>>85702657Idk if it's him. There's a pedophile who comes around like a seasonal plague. He stays for a few weeks before he gets bored and goes away. Beardo was a bit crazy, but I don't think he would do this.If I've found my way into his shit post list, then I'll just avoid the thread until he goes away. (Beyond posting the occasional story update, of course.)Worst case if this guy sticks around long term, I'll just avoid kobold posting in his usual time slot.
>>85702724Divorce him
>>85702846what the fuck are you even talking aboutfucking "pedo" fatigue I'm tired of even hearing the word. gay ass namefag drama.
>>85702878You edited this photo Molly has bigger tits than that,
>>85702842Rent free
>>85702901No I think they paid rent with sweat and blood.
>>85702899ok post it
>>85702801I had an idea for a fantasy setting where there is a ritual for turning normal animals into anthros, but the ingredients and spells required for it to work are so expensive that it was mostly performed for wealthy nobles and merchants as a party trick or a birthday gift, and the only ones outside the nobility that had anthro pets were high-class mages. I was thinking of writing a story where a knight and his horse got captured for ransom, and as a joke, the enemy lord turned his steed into an anthro who's now sexually attracted to the knight, but I lost interest.
>>85702922Okay, I can't prove it but it's true and you have to believe me.
>>85702801g. brom is a legend. the original WoW boxart cover was directly referenced from his work>>85702950that sounds extremely cool
>>85702828Really interesting article. I wonder how the treatment of animals might change (or not) if there were sentient, anthro counterparts. Would an anthro horse do the same to non-anthro horses. Or would there be some kind of kinship, culture, or religion that tries to provide some kind of rationale. Humans don’t resemble their genetic cousins super well, but if anthros resembles their genetic cousins who lack the same agency they do, would that change anything? Fertile ground for some interesting world building I think.
Rue has the most fluffiest and voluminous hair ever. Imagine gently laying down next to her after two or three days of labor. That shit would be heavenly. Holding her, feeling her fur o your ski , tucking your nose and face into it just about anywhere. Imagine laying in the dark with her and feeling her warmth so acutely while idly remembering in the back of your head that you gotta try to keep in mind where her antlers are so you don't bump your head it them to them or such. The fact I can't? I feel like screaming, lads. I need a daki. Goddamn I love her.
>>85702969first reply was meant for >>85702759
day 3put more time into it this time
>>85702993pretty dragon
>>85702993she owns so much land
>>85702993Does she have wings?
>>85702950Interesting premise, I’m sure it’s hard to navigate the idea of giving an individual sentience/intelligent self awareness and how that affects them or the world around them,
>>85702993Holy shit I love her
>>85703020land dragon, she can sleep on her back easily.
>>85703035is that a blaziken?
>>85702969Another idea from that setting was that orcs were what happened when you tried the ritual on humans, they would come out severely deformed with freakish heads and extra arms, and become extremely violent towards normal humans, possibly in despair over their current state. Some warlords centuries ago would try to raise disposable armies quickly by transforming entire villages into orcs.
>>85703047yes
>>85702846>Vindictive shitter with a vendetta replies to anything and everything the tinks is bait, all while attacking anyone and everyone who was every in the DC shitscord serverI mean, it's fits his bill. Motive and behavior both present.
>>85703035CUTE WIFE CHIKEN
>>85703047it's a turducken
>>85702846>>85703062Too much drama didn't read, STFU and post more snek
>>85703062Those snegs look ridiculous
>>85703105yeah they got legs for some weird reason
>>85703105>
>>85703122Haha exactly!
>>85703122Sex with Patrick?
>>85703058Now that really, really reminds me of how super mutants are created, both in direct application and manner. I would have to assume becoming twisted by animistic pagan magic would either dispel their ability to perform the same rite, thus preventing self-sufficiency of the "species" just as super mutants also seek out. Mundanity is a core aspect of orcs, isn't it?
>>85703122Kekked>>85703137Yes, but only once, just to make sure starfish anal is worth it with that cute starfish girl
>>85703077Beautiful
You accidentally join the female anthro only cart, what do you do?
>>85703165Scream and pound on the door in vain. Unfortunately I will not be leaving with my innocence.
>>85703165pray
Something about a jar yesterday.
>>85703165I guess try to find a seat and wait for my stop
>>85703076What about kobolds, AND snake?
>>85703165Seeing as how I'm a 3'8" tall dwarf human man, I'm going to be forced to whip out old reliable...I play the trumpet to the best of my abilities.Rolling for skill check, I get a 14+2.
Hard to compete with these massive palicos
>>85703136>>85703210I have GOT to get these things pregnant...
>>85703165Fighthttps://youtu.be/zHpx3JNDS5M
>>85703136>>85703210>>85703218Sorry, I'm a lance main. Your felyne advances don't work on me. Now I have another rathalos to hunt because he still won't drop his fucking plate for me.
>>85703151It would lower their intelligence, making them unable to cast spells, and for most of them, their genitals would be far too mutated for them to reproduce, but for the more humanlike-orcs they could potentially mate with a human, usually through rape, which has a possible chance of resulting in a half-orc, though very unlikely.
>>85703218buhfish buhfish what do you say>"buh"
>>85703234>Sorry, I'm a lance main. Your felyne advances don't work on me. Now I have a rathian to hunt because she still won't stop calling me every single day.>t. lance main with a suspiciously girthy and meaty lance
>>85703234"Guess again dumb fuck, better do your best Asian impression and start eating pussy."
>>85703218I hope you're stretchy little one.
Frigid bitch
>>85703266What did you say? I'm too busy hunting monsters.
>>85703218>>85703285palicos are so damn erotic
>>85703165>Jackalsex>Bunnysuper sex>Fox ladysex>Deer?sex?>Dogmeh>Shy cat?omega sex
>>85703226The power of sexo cat critters is overwhelming...the irresistable allure of the feline form...
>>85703297Absolutely.I just wish 90% of hmofa content with palicos wasn't made by the same guy who makes all of them prostitutes.
>>85703294I said your Legiana wife's worried about you.
>>85703303>>Shy cat?>omega sexShe's not shy, she's groping the dog
>look up camera filenames on iOS work>it abides by digital camera format from the 90s only ever naming images IMG_0001 through to IMG_9999 in a folder named Camera then making a new folder named Camera1 once 9999 is reached in the first and so on to Camera2 etc>no way for user to rename said images because Le Apple Experiencedamn, well whale I guess you could make a trip when posting OC like how cosmo doeshttps://4chan.org/faq#triptheres alsohttps://github.com/moffatman/chanfor iOS but I don't know if it lets you rename files before posting like how it does on android
>>85701790So how do you write good romance anyways?
>>85703374Even better. That also raises the dog in my books.
>>85703285When your best pal puts on armor for the night mission leaves you speechless>>85703297Damn straight.
>>85703248
>>85703389Make the man not a fag. Make the woman not a bitch.Make the man find the woman attractive and the woman find the man endearing. Make the man and the woman do things together like working or walking or eating.Make the man and the woman do intimate things together like cuddling or kissing or falling asleep in each other's arms.Make the man and the woman acknowledge that they have chosen each other.The end.
>>85703392Looks like dog is a married woman, are you a man like the sheep?
>>85703385>tripsI don’t even know how … :,(N E ways, another delivery:3
>>85703423>Help I'm a fish in the deep buh-lue sea.
>>85703417
>>85703423Why a sunfish? Buhnfish?
>>85703435She's single I made sure of it.
>>85703423The Battle Morgs.....
>>85703454Uhh.... yeah. Haha, okay dude.
>>85703345Oh, thanks for reminding me. I'll send her a letter talking about my recent successful hunts.
>>85703437>me with my big strong muscles I've been crafting for the arrival of alien
>>85703435The creator of this series wears his fetishes on his sleeve
>>85703434Ok, how do I make compelling romance? I can do all this stuff and still end up coming across as a boiler plate story filling off a checklist.
>>85703488Very, very true. however, we love voids here so he's based.
>>85703488The forced crossdressing and baby shit with the wolf mom was definitely out of left field.
>>85703514Niggerwoman save me
>>85703437>I don’t even know how … :,(like this nigga I will demonstrate put a name like for example "huge faggot" then two hashes like this ## then some text only you know like "newtisflat" after the hashes in the name fieldI think Chance and other apps make maintaining the name and swapping back to anon easieryou can also just put one hash # but then a scriptkiddy with too much free time can theoretically reverse engineer your trip
>>85703537
>>85703423can you even say you've lived if you haven't dove headfirst into dark waters, claimed a flailing buhfish with your bare hands and proceeded to dramatically resurface and take a great bite from the beast's flesh
>>85703519the constant tgtf shit, the enormous male/female size gap, and the constant domming of dog should've tipped you off to that
>>85703504NTA but it really just comes down to chemistry in character interactions and how they go about dealing with issues/scenarios with their personality and skillset, and how they grow from it afterwards or if it causes them to re-evaluate something.
>>85703437Lime LOST her fat....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edDFJoviblAthe deltarune fandom continues to baffle me
>>85703554I'm torn betweenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5RuCEhHcG4andhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCRZL90sHSQ
>>85703435Even though I'm not a weeb I love this guys videos
>>85703565What kind of self-hating psycho eats a sunfish?
Kinda crazy to have barely been in the thread today, finish catching up in the archives, and some people (maybe like, 3) still can't help but keep bringing me up and making wild and often deranged assumptions. I have barely even said anything.Not to be one of those guys, y'know, but it's just weird to see. I really don't think I'm that interesting enough to warrant all of that.I saw this posted early this morning, I like it. First time I've seen Morgan in a suit I think.Little /hmofa/ mini-figures, could probably make something like that. 3D printing, perhaps injection molding. I was just looking into how they make those sorts of things, it's interesting.
>>85703434That's just romance.Good romance, I think, should involve personal conflicts for both parties.For instance, Disney's Beauty and the Beast. For Belle, it's being stuck (mostly) alone with a rude, powerful monster. For Beast, it's discovering that the village girl that he'd captured has a will of her own, and that it goes against his too often for comfort.
>>85703589Probably the latter, but the former is the truth even if not the intention.
>>85703616I WANT TO BE BITTEN BY A CUTE CAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>85703602erm that's a BUHfish get it right
>>85703565WTF lorepaw drew this?????
>>85703437skinny lime is ultra cursed but mmmmm thnx bb
>>85703633She's still gonna be 90% cartilage and 10% gross plasticky meat
>>85703661wobble wobble
Adorable, teen hooter gf
Killing yourself right before your alien waifur shows up
>>85703640a while ago yeah>>85703677wwwwwwobbles into thread
>>85703696Hilda?!
>>85703696i wish he'd draw for the aggie again
Need to keep her out of the felvyne, or keep her back at camp.
>>85703423Now draw this
*throws a fireball at u* haha, what now, dweeb?
Stupid foid bug I like!The hornet porn comic if all goes well should be finished in a couple of weeks
>>85703738cute
>>85703734>Unleashes all-american atomic BWC
>>85703734Ok Blaze the FLAT
>>85703165Sounds like I have a captive audience. >Sorry ladies, but it's about time you all learnt about Warhammer 40k. In fact, I was just on my way to a local spot; I have my miniatures right here! If any one of them implies even in tone that they're not impressed by the quality of my painting; or the situation at large, I would shriek at the top of my lungs and then curl into a ball whilst beginning to inconsolably sob, with loud body-wracking cries. I would probably piss myself as well and then try to kill myself by slamming my head into the floor.
>>85703734get my gf to beat her up
>>85703706Mansley???>>85703713he likes to be in chillout mode for art time and he's been busy with a lot of stuff, including the new merch. his reqqies are coming at a later date when he gets a good schedule for them
>>85703738Bugdomen...
>>85703757Impressive
>>85703763I kinda wish he'd do a little bondage stuff desu........
>>85703738
Why does the Sonic franchise get all the semen demons?
>>85703734>Doesn't make Sonic Rush 3Hahahah!
>>85703738Built for calamitous shaws
>>85703782EWWWWWWWW BUGBOYGET HIM AWAY FROM MY DUMMY STICC INSECT GF
>>85703800Don't worry she just murdered him and took his shawl
>>85703779probably not that far but he's definitely receptive to ideas if people mention them in the thread.
That's the second day in a row I've been unable to do the showing at a good time because I have to either go deal with something or am stuck waiting on something.Should I still do one tonight or is it too late? It's not too bad over on the west coast I guess, and the morning is starting for the Europeans, some of them.
>>85703851i'm about to go to a friend's house so i won't be able to catch it tonight, but that's what restreams are for
>>85703851you want to know so you can steal our credit card info and the deeds to our houses, right? fat chance pal
>>85703836Top panel is Anon telling a human woman that he loves Blacked porn and she says she hates itBottom panel is him with Bridgette with her iconic QOS cheek tattoo and the worthless humie foid fading away
not a single peaceful day in here
Oh great My xitter feed is filled with vizie slop now
>>85703923I love it when the tail covers the ass like that
>>85703924faggot gets the fag shit lol
>>85703921This is what happens when you close down mental institutions, they become everyone's problem.
>>85703941Not to be that guy but this is /trash/We ARE the mental institution
>>85703936it's so casual and teasing. only works with slim tails
>>85703941I cannot think of a single good thing Reagan did and the fact he won 49 states in the 1984 election makes me further question if democracy is really a good idea.>inb4 what does this have to do with that postYou know who shut down all those institutions? Reagan.Also fuck the APA while I'm at it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK MAHJONG
>>85703941Ronald Reagan shut those down. How long have you been mad about that?
Newtards could really do to learn a little tact.
>>85703968Ever since it happened. Why aren't you mad about it?
Are we still posting Hornet?
>>85703941surprisingly similar to how most countries treat the asylumsjust drop all mentally ill there and forget about themman this world is grim
doughball
>>85703997Wtf are you supposed to do when some people think eating glass will make them God?
>>85703997You can't actually fix mental problems, so what else can you do with them? They used to just be killed in antiquity, if they even made it that long.
>>85703986
>>85704010>>85704014Treatment? You act like medical science hasn't advanced at all in the past century.
the general can do a perfect job ignoring bait and there'll be dead weight posters here who really just sit and yammer on for dozens of posts about the most off-topic shit ever that belongs on a completely different fucking board without even the decency to post a picture, thereby functionally serving the same role as a shitposter while being too ignorant to realize the facthell yeah brother roll tide poop in my gym and fuck my sister leon
I HATE MAHJONG WHY DO I PLAY THIS
>>85701790>>85701893Just woke up and was checking the archive, and damn.You've completely, utterly ignored a prompt story.>>85698758>https://rentry.org/p88hq8ka
>>85704033I don't know.
>>85704025Treatment, you mean mind numbing drugs that turn them into vegetables. Just a step above a lobotomy.
I gotta wonder if waifurs ever worry about matted fur and fleas.
>>85704033mahjong has been the only game i don't mind losing desu
>>85704010>>85704014the problem is that not all who got there are this level of mentally illi seen one autistic guy get in asylumnever heard of him since
>>85704051There's things besides that and you know it.Okay this has been off-topic enough.Psychiatrist waifur?
>>85704059I MISSED THE ENDING OF AN AUCTION BID BECAUSE I WAS DISTRACTED AND LOSING FUCK THESE TILES
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/pol/
>>85703924Could be worseIt could be filled with islamic propaganda instead
>>85704078why do I do this
>>85704078cropped bc you cant afford Hannah?
>>85703991yea
>>85704088YESI ain't giving them my money
>>85704090Nice
>>85704052I like to imagine there being plenty of non-profit anthro care and grooming clinics all across the world dedicated to helping anthros who struggle with self-care, lack the necessary funding to do so or just need to be educated on how to properly maintain coat clarity, volume and trimming, conditioning and washing.
>>85704111Chekd
If AI is so bad then why does it make anon so mad.
>>85704096bitch, learn to enjoy losing mahjong and come back to me
>>85704140
He can't even slop right lmaoActual jeet tier
>>85704147Would Hornet be a good wife? I know not a single thing about that game but she's a real qt
>>85704147>give creature long eyelashes>instant sexoWhy this
>>85704155Probably not unless you like headstrong and silent girls who prefer being alone.>>85704166Cute
ward giving caleb a drunk nursing handjob....
>>85704174>Probably not unless you like headstrong and silent girls who prefer being alone.Well I was more referring to how would you fuck her without killing her
>>85704186With your penis
>>85704194But you'd kill her
I must post more Hannah to make myself less mad
>>85704198GUHI don't know who she is but nice
>>85704179Knox listening to them on the other side and shoving his BadHuman dildo in and out of his ass while wearing a stolen dress
>>85704196I'm not entirely convinced they're smaller than humans.
>>85704052I mean, I'm sure it's a fairly reasonable concern for any anthros that're covered in fur, yeah. Probably taken fairly seriously, I'd imagine. It'd be damn miserable to have your entire body covered in fleas.This just makes me think of>early second/third/date petting of waifur and assuring her it's just to groom her and not because you love the texture of her fur and that y9u're crushing on her. >She doesn't believe it but she herself really enjoys the sensation of human hands (being all soft and particularly dexterous or something) running through her fur and otherwise petting the hell out of her>you both end up pretty sure the other one knows they're lying by omission but she still asks you every morning and afternoon to pet her because she's "paranoid about fleas" or something
>>85703584Thanks anon, this was very helpful.
>>85704203the fatto catto of mahjong soul
>>85702983love to image the feeling of embracing a furred woman and feeling her fur on your bare skin
Everyone starts somewhereI won't be deterredWe must guide bridget to her true destiny Thighlord herself made those first gens anyways, it's so obvious
>>85701790>>85703437Great stuff tonight.
>>85704240did this guy used to draw ponies or somethin
Either learn to do it properly or just don't bother Rajesh
>>85704267or you can not comment on it at all stupid retard
>nobody is responding to it so let me ask for more
>>85704129>>85704151>>85704245>>85704267All me BTW.
>>85704240Fantastic image God I wish that were me
Human MALE (on female anthro)
>>85704240>naked female clothed malepeak
YEAH GET FUCKED I AM THE MAHJONG MASTER
>>85704158Something something, innate femininity, something something sexual trait. I'm not a nerd, eyelashes are SEXO
>>85704240What's more tragic for a doe, one of her parents getting shot by hunters, or one of her parents getting hit by a car late at night?
Nothing quite like a palico wife
>>85703035pretty chicken...
Bibisi wonned...
>>85704375who's his waifur?
getting closer!
>>85704335mouth height vulva
Can we report him for spamming?
>closerRajesh I don't think you know what that word means
>>85704489yamu yamu
>>85704335
>>85704514don't you'll just get yourself banned
>>85704514if we can I'd like to know what for
>>85704514Considering our one mod is a blackedfag who gets mad at YOU for reporting spam I wouldn't bet on it
>>85704534Spamming low quality AI images for the purpose of being disruptive, for one.
>>85704129>>85704245>>85704483are you doublespace?
sloots
>>85704542this guy got banned before though and literally ALL the blackedfag stuff went away
New thread:>>85704567>>85704567>>85704567Remember to hide and ignore all bait and off-topic posts.
>>85704566Either pushed it too far or broke a global rule on a different board
>>85704614I think you are just scared.
>>85704674Nigga, scared of what?
>>85704614maybe but this guy does this every single thread, and it's very obvious
>>85704780Yes, and our one moderator does not do a very good job
>>85704817no kidding, we need a new one
