/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5491>"Dress Code" Edition--Stories--By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 57)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Traumfrauhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93447781By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 28)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By JacklinMauer>The Gamblerhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93883106 (Ch. 4)By ResidentDegnerate>Boy Meets Goylehttps://rentry.org/p88hq8kaBy Scan>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 4)https://rentry.co/pigeon-postalBy Hills_of_mud>A reward for the faithfulhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93546541By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 34)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/By Phaffabout>The Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156/By Anon>Jackpothttps://rentry.org/f7h2atwmBy Anon>LUCKY FINDhttps://rentry.org/gbq524d7By Hamlet of Troy>Untitledhttps://rentry.co/e6xyqfec[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85727102Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
anthro women do NOT belong in the workplace
>>85729868actually Cecil is part dwarf but shhhhh don't tell anyone
>>85729884need bratty fenneko wife
>>85729884Is that Fenneko? Based if true
>>85729825da first hannah...
>>85729892what you don't know is that i already forced that into canon by calling out his very low-set window
>>85729884>>85729911>>85729921All of these fennekos look like shit
>Waifur's got a beautiful voice>Encourage (i.e. poke her until she does) follow her idle fantasy of becoming a singer>She starts songwriting and you help film her to put it online>Waifur becomes a sensation
>>85729934ugh what are these smooth lines and above-average usage of gradients, what GOY drew this
>>85729921he kinda looks like male_07
>>85729934what is that plushy creature
>>85729947YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT
>>85729977Every mid 20s office worker does.
>>85729977the fuck are you talking about that's john freeman dude>>85729992tenchi muyo reference
>>85729866RenadubsChecked
Just wanted to repost this only the one time for any morning/midday thread anons who might also be interested & missed it last nightI have finished collating a complete (at least so I believe) archive of all the current hoopcat artOfficial peaceanon/CB pics:https://files.catbox.moe/9ekriy.zipFanart/OCs:https://files.catbox.moe/0fkec6.zipEverything in one:https://files.catbox.moe/oouqvm.zipI've excluded Quiet from the folder of only peaceanon/CB's art for the ease of the thread, the full compilation on the other hand though includes everything I've managed to come across
>>85729884>>85729911>>85729921Ok so I'll keep this to one post since it might be too /adhg/ for some people's taste. But imagine Fenneko constantly sexually harassing (you), stalking (you), making work life a daily series of totally un-suave, borderline comedic flirting. Because she's such an autistic horny gremlin she can't just ask (you) out on a date like a normal person.
>>85729947
>>85729968https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/archive_7/nrPLDcqxhttps://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/archive_7/sJiAFxbzhttps://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/archive_7/r0z0ynr9Not quite that far back, but these are good.
>>85729969SkinwalkerPaw
>>85730020>>85730049MUCH better
>>85730020What the fuck are those.... CURVES? On a WOMAN? AHHHHHH HELP ME NIGGERMAN!!!! THIS IS LE HECKIN OFF MODELLLLL!!!!
>>85729934Wow he really does look like the pitfallpup guy with this one
>>85730095niggerman can't save you now
>>85730074Had a feeling you had good taste.
ultra nympho god-fearing girls>>85730065the entire lorepaw brand was hijacked at the very start by an imposter and his old chopped model that was used in like one youtube video was the original. now nobody knows where the real lorepaw is and his OG linework is but a distant memory in people's mindsa real fake frank situation
>>85730114lorepaw's stuff doesn't look traced enough to be peepippoop
>>85730044I have not been here for a while is this from a story?
>>85730095Not accurate. Lovecraft loves big curves and off-model babes.Also disappointed there is no anthro art of hounds of tindalos.
>>85730137i forgot to add babycrazy to the list
>>85730020>>85730048>>85730049Finally, some good fucking Fennekos.
>>85730114so tragic that he was vored by that pitfall and never heard from again.... he truly was....... a pitfallpup..................
The bed won't survive their first night.
>>85730178fenneko is so awesome dude
>>85730178i like the original of this better
>>85730210don't mine at night
I'm tired of living.
>>85730137>>85730154Holy fucking need.
>>85730230Womp womp. Get a job and do something with your life.
>>85730219Little alien women who aggressively assimilate to Earth culture is fucking sweet as hell, yes. But it is amusing how the original genuinely just looked like green Fenneko.
>>85730219ugh go to /hmofe/
>>85730230
>>85730051unrelated but i like reading stuff from these types of links because everytime i go ao3 i get flashbanged by the light
In /afohm/ land, there is a Fenneko shitposting about how (you) are used goods. She's derailing the threads hard
>>85730302>all human men touch a human women's vagina at birth btw
Where are 2 sluts?Are they safe? Are they alright?
>>85730230>"Oh dear. It seems I've spontaneously combusted."
>>85730302Fenneko would do this, but then immediately fold if a human man-slut brought her a drink.
>>85730313She would say some fuck ass shit like that too
Found on /g/ thought it was neat.A computer displaying Noelle with no OS running.
>>85730313Nigger I was cut out of my mother via cesarean, don't lump me with you MANWHORES
>>85730302I call her cub bait and laugh as she begins to turn red
>>85730324It seems in your anger and lust... you killed them while fucking them...
>>85730351>he will literally NEVER touch a woman's vagina
>>85730302>Fenneko posting pictures of tomboys and men railing monkey women to shitpost>also she unironically posts human men drinking sodas
OgeyI kind liked the Stellaris idea, might even look into how to make portrait mods.Flying off the seat of my pants, I think I used most lore provided, feel free to say if you think something should be changed.Now to find non-ugly humans for the /hmofa/ race.
>>85730360>T. Puts out for any stacy that he crosses paths with
>>85730360I WILL DIE PURE AND MEET MY WAIFUR IN HEAVEN WHILE YOU WILL WALLOW IN MISERY AND BE SENT TO HELL FOR CAVORTING WITH HUMAN WOMEN
>>85730371kemonomimi EWWunironically would rather be raped by daxy
>>85730360That makes him among the purest husbandos in existence
>>85730371>anime cat girl shitFucking gross.Just use the "Vanilla Dimorphism" mod that gives a bunch of the vanilla mammalian species portraits female portraits. They look surprisingly good. My favorite is the little foxes and the cats.
>>85730405Yeah well it's either that or lions that don't fucking change from male to female because the "sexual dimorphism" mod didn't load.I said I'll think about making a protrait mod if I'll be interested enough.
>>85730137>>85730154is this flind?
>>85730449no this is patrick
>Genetically engineered goon-golem waifur
>>85730405very performative sir
WOOOOOOOOO IT'S MY BIRTHDAY WOOOOOOOO
>>85730313>>85730340This is such a funny thought
>>85730480happy birthday faggot
>>85730480my condolences
>>85730480HEY THIS GUY'S OLDLOOK AT GRANDPA OVER HERE ROFL
>>85730480eat your birthday banana
>>85730370>human men drinking sodasWouldn't that also be reversed? What would be the /afohm/ version of SODA BREAKER
>>85730523Loli popper?
Across /hmofa/ and /afohm/, falacio is universal.
>>85730550It's gotta be an ESL tier misspelling
>>85730558chub
>>85730558No, I did mean popper as like the drug kind.The very mild versions are still sold openly in many places.
>>85730574chub rapper
>>85730480>because the "sexual dimorphism" mod didn't loadI literally checked it just now and its working totally fine for me. Its probably a conflict with another mod you are using. Try it in a playset with just that mod installed and see if it works.
>>85730588Yeah yeah, reloaded and it's fixed.
>>85730588Replied to the wrong guy like a retard, this is meant for >>85730436Happy birthday to that other guy. Have a fish to celebrate.
>>85730588Damn look at them titties
>>85730558Are there any canonically ESL waifurs? ESL speak would be really cute on an anthro. Khajiits and pokemons don't count
>>85730146No just an original thread species concept a drawfag started posting a few months back that's managed to pick up a decent amount of interest with other anons/artfags itt
>The dream vs the reality
where's the HOOPER lorepaw
Kikikirikiiiiiii!!
>>85730603>>85730371CB I need a home planet name, a home system name, and at least a name for the queen for it to be complete.
hoopcats more like poopcats
>>85730523CUP FUCKER
>>85730664>You get the waifur of your dreams>But she's also poopcat
>>85730644>when your bro says he would never date anthros but you see the fur on his shirt
>>85730674I LOVE CUPS CHARLIEI LOVE CUUUUUUUUUPS
>>85730674Lol that's good
>>85730210We will probably have to wait for a sequel for any fucking.
>>85730644Its totally worth it.But this is why I especially love snake women. No fur everywhere (but occasionally you have to help her shed her old skin)
>>85730137>>85730154>pious girl who you've been going to church camp with ever since you two were little>puberty hit her like a freight train through an orphanage >she's simultaneously devout and ultra-horny at all timesTeenage pregnancy inbound...
>>85730647>LorePAW
>>85730523>>85730674And because Mal0 is forever associated with soda breaker, it's gotta be some human male horror character. So anthro women just be posting pictures of Jason or Slenderman (if you count that as human, idk) with the post saying CUP FUCKER
>>85730756>Mal0 is forever associated with soda breakersays who?
>>85730756>CUP FUCKER
>>85730775says my huge boner
>>85730775says the /ss/fag who either couldn't spell or got fucked over by autocorrect lol
name every waifur who'd have a wa-version and what this wa-version is like
>>85730789i wanna see more of nagrom
>>85730780geg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is_T0uJNwX8
>>85730780>when you ram your human dick into a wcmonalds cup at ludicrous speeds
>>85730775shes just like that
>>85730745>you're the youth pastor that she confesses all her impure thoughts to>at first in the confessional>then one day you meet her away from church and she desperately needs to talk so you allow her to ease her soul face to face>she now takes every opportunity to come up to you unannounced and whisper exactly what she wants directly into your earGod give me strength...
>>85730754completely failed to notice her collar being ripped until right this second>>85730789nagrom is evil morgansynn, who i think was a jp5 thingshissy is just the shitty old blocky missy modeli think optijams wanted to bring back robovee so uhhhhhhhhh
>>85730048Erm, lady, this is sexual harrassment, i'm reporting this to anthro resources
>>85730154>>85730137Why are bunnies always like thisAlso who drew this?
>>85730806I miss 2007 so much o algo
>>85730850>Ar
>>85730789>>85730849isn't sona evil missy?
>>85730858B-anon
>>85730850>You're the diversity hire they'll never fire me
>Anon when Bnon enters the thread
>>85730874sona is a different artist's character entirely and technically the morgan to missy's lynnalso a lesbian, giant as fuck and considerably less cute
>>85730910The mythical Cnon.........
>>85730893>keeps sexually harassing her around the office for weeks>rape her in the janitorial closet
>>85730820Tall, scary waifurs are hot but soda is mid
>>85730934can't rape the willing
>>85730937t. sparkling water drinker
>>85730806Larp larp larp waifur
>>85730910>Anon, how's its going dude?>...>Anon? What's wrong?>MY NAME IS AMON, NOT ANON YOU FUCKING DUMBASS. DOES MY SKIN LOOK GREEN TO YOU?
Waifurs that like pouring soda into a cup
>>85730849>i think optijams wanted to bring back robovee so uhhhhhhhhhAnon i'm the one you replied to kek, i just wanna see what ideas you had so maybe i could doodle em
>>85730876I meant who drew the art in the posts I was replying to, genius
>>85730449yes but don't whine when you see his media tab>>85730858flindasaur
>>85731002awooga
>>85730803>secret islands
>>85730997“Who drew THIS?”>posts a pic“No I meant the OTHER pic! Retard!”:/
>>85731002I thought he died or something so good that he's still kicking and shame about the furslop
>>85731053errruuuggghhhh whallleeeeeeeeooooohhhhhhh you're sooooooooooo sooooooosteeewwwwwwpiiiiiidddd oHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOOHOHO
>>85730952Everywhere I go I see her
>>85731050They tried ok
>>85731002>all AxAhe shouldn've stayed gone
Are Daxi xenophobic (as in all xenos are lesser and belong to us/need our firm hand) or just misandrist?
>>85731054he's on bsky these days>>85730989ermmm.......... a bridgebot...... who encourages you do RADICAL and DANGEROUS things and her halo is RED
>>85731050They knew
>>85731063LolI mean, nooooo!! I’m anonymous!!
>>85731097horny
>>85731097fanatic xenophile barbaric despoilers (which is probably impossible)
>>85731117I want more o' her.... I wanna see her jump in front of my dadgum car...
>>85731105does that mean she's into /adhg/
Speaking of Daxy, how do they treat all the human women? I've never read any of the Daxy shit.
>>85731147They all get sent to mars I think... lmao its kinda fucking based makes me think all the daxy hate comes from foids
>>85731162>girls get sent to MarsDo they get to eat candy bars?
>>85731162lmao why Mars? Are they all sent to fucking labor camps?
>>85731171>>85731182because they need moms there duh
“Oh no anon, I have wings! They’re just vestigial see?”
>>85731182Yeah they do lol
Some of you sick fucks would solve the Configuration.
Waifur leaving the world better than she found it
>>85731129Impossible yeah, can't be xenophile unfortunately.I kinda wanted a mod that gives you biological rogue servitors where you conquer xenos and then dote on them same way the machine empires can but apparently that's not really possible or something.
This thread seems more schizo than usual. Sort your shit out Anons.
>>85731097>>85731147>>85731162
>>85731213just shitpostersnothing new
passionate lovemaking with needy teenage avians
>>85731145no she's a bad influence, y'see. she's like... the personification of 90's "living in the fast lane" peer pressure. she would urge you to smoke cigarettes...... and shoplift... and disrespect authoritah
>female anthro (lizard i suppose) naked under a trenchcoat meets you in an alleyway and decides to rape you out of desperation>before she gets to unzip your pants you shout "I CONSENT!">she loses her enthusiasm and stops for a moment but sighs and decides to continue, now with less adrenaline and stress but calmer and more sensual>you go on a date a few days after the incident and you help her become a healthy member of society once more
I showed a friend this and he said the creator sounds like a massive fucking schizo
>>85731216?Someone posted an idea for stellaris /hmofa/ races and I'm trying to make them.What's the issue?
>>85731216ok
>>85731248I'll be a bad boy if she sits on my face all day long
>>85731263>TLA is a schizoTell us something we don't know
For some reason it no attach image.Small talk on the first date. Leads to what you assume is a misconception about leathery wings and drinking blood.“But anon, I do have wings! They’re just Vestigial see?”
>>85731250lizzer woman sex
>>85731268I genocide all races except humans, the foxes, and those cute hay chewing snails
>>85731263I never actually read that>Since she's a female:> ... never lies ...Yeah that's schizo. Poor TLA that's extremely delusional.
>>85731263I have something to confess. I never liked Bridgette. She has a bad case of anime more blob face. Not anthro enough
>>85731263Anyone else would've just said "female".
>>85731288sadpicrel is a bit hard to make out
>>85731213Halloween brings out the zest
>>85731294https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2470944687Fucker stopped updating this, was the perfect mod for this kind of game.
>>85731308Herm, let me give it a pass for POP
>>85731288I like hand wings myself, make for an incredibly cuddly woman and push artists to interesting choices for dresses.
>>85731294What about the cats?
>>85731213>Translation: I haven't been able to derail this thread so I'm going to vaguepost and textpost and poop my pants
waifur who asks you to kill her during sex (if you're not against it) because she's a resurrecting immortal so death is not a big deal for her and she's into it in a fucked up way
>>85731306Why would a biological female spend any time in this thread of all placesA tranny sure i could see itI need to see tla to believe it
>>85731294>>85731339For me, it's the cats, foxes, elves and I also install Valbarans for the ultimate xenophile runs. Gotta use that lustful void as well so I can perfectly customize the races to have all their own strengths and weaknesses.
>>85731356How bad is it that I'd kiss this dog if she could talk?
>>85731205This bitch needs more hmofa lewds. All that ever gets drawn these days is shitty nothing content by sharty adjacent faggots or it's some disgusting scat, piss, pregnant, or inflation fetish or whatever other kind of nasty shit.
>>85731356>implying that thread is fine
>>85731369Because she's maybe got a few screws loose
>>85731369Yeah I'm inclined to agree. Women seethe at /hmofa/ more than anything
>>85731379i WISH averi would get inflation fetish art
>newfags actually don't know
>>85731377Not bad, actuallyemofurs are cute
>>85731279thing is i'd rather her be built just like a regular bridgebot, all sticclike and whatnot, but she took a knock to the ol' personality matrix and that lead to her manually removing her input hardware while modifying her output so that bridgette can:1, no longer directly override her2, influence her directives by resetting her uplinkfor that reason, this particular bot has an epic scar on the top of her head that's only visible if you know where to look or feel for it. she also dresses completely differently and sports a different capthe green-to-red LED conversion was also her handiwork
>>85731356>>85731377It's basically the feral version of this>t doesn't know the difference between emoshit and sceneshit
>>85731407Big sign of /hmofa/'s decline.
>>85731308How about now?
https://vocaroo.com/1bzoxqRjIR8I
>>85731288Filtered
>oldfags actually know
>>85731425emo is depressing quirkyscene is happy quirkyboth are built for breeding relentlessly
>>85731407>>85731427>1 minute apartrinoPost anthro women x human men plz do the needful
>>85731428yeah that's betterhad to give the previous one solid 10 seconds before i understood what i was looking at
>mediumfags actually may or may not know
>>85730558Reads as drunk not ESL
>fags are unsure
Could someone this cute be evil?!
>>85731409Yeah but that's a feral...
>>85731449But anon, his reply is actually 59 seconds after mine, not a full minute!
they're starting to open up the skythey're starting to reach down through
>>85731467I actually fully knew what I was doing I made this a new meme on purpose
>>85731427Anthro state bros... we are so weak
>>85731470a hole's a goal......
>>85731399Could look up guzzlord420, kek.
>>85731288>>85731428Vestigial wings. Strangely cute, actually.
>>85731474Erm that means you like pay for 4chan pass or something. There can't possibly be more than one single person I don't like on the thread!!!!
>>85731470A dog stops being a feral and is an anthro as soon as it can talk according to the classical definition of anthro but hmofa isn't ready for this conversation
>>85731458Something with the most recent update on my phone fucked the camera and now take pictures on it i gotta fuck with the settings for 10 minutes just to get things to look right when i post.
>>85731263>>85731417>>>/trash/bfur/
>>85731503hmofa is tired of this conversation because it's been relitigated for almost a decade here and has never been considered on topic
>>85731436is this a recent drawing?
Stop talking about my pure wife in such degenerate terms.
Would you?
>>85731527Hmofa has been unready for almost a decade
>>85731522>nothing foundlol felted fetish