/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5500>"Ogrefish" Edition--Stories--By Itsunos_Vision>Shadow of the Flame (Ch. 30)https://archiveofourown.org/works/64534276/By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 58)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Traumfrauhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93447781By deerlover7>Hidden Between Dark (Ch. e)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92060321By Phaffabout>The Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 8)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156/By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 35)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 28)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By JacklinMauer>The Gambler (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/93883106By ResidentDegnerate>Boy Meets Goylehttps://rentry.org/p88hq8kaBy Scan>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 4)https://rentry.co/pigeon-postalBy Hills_of_mud>A reward for the faithfulhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93546541By Anon>Jackpothttps://rentry.org/f7h2atwm[ Story Masterbin ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]:https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85751060Missed a thread or two?:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
>>85755332waifur using a wuben x1 pro with bike mount as a headlight on her bike (it can maintain ~3000 lumens of output thanks to active cooling; comparable to high beams on a car)
>updates stories>uses older artgayretards
>>85753573I forgor, sorry anon
>>85755442
Imagine being used goods, fucking man sluts
>>85755463And 2.
What if ur waifur distorted?
>virgin waifur>human male who was groomed and sexually abused by an older FA
leave the bfurfags to me...
>>85755467I don't care faggot
>>85755491>you>me, seconds from raping you raw
>>85755478Beat her within an inch of her life so she goes back to being human and then therapy.It's not that hard, we were shown this process multiple times.
>>85755502Mexicans have no rights
>>85755491Any reverse saviorfag stories where the waifur saves the hm?
>>85755502>plural
>>85755522Empty Heart? Or what was the one with a Gary Stew MMC that was in top physical shape and a perfect fighter after several years of bedrotting and eating nothing but hamburgers?
if i could only have this i would be eternally happy
>>85755517priorities anon. we don't cleanse the spics until after niggers, jews, and maybe the indians.
>>85755448nigga what? this art was uploaded today
would your waifur love you if you were a skeleton and vice versa
>>85755453Uhhhh perky deer boobie
https://magma.com/d/vPgueKJekKdraw
>>85755636JESUS CHRIST DON'T POST THAT SHIT
>>85755665i don't know what to draw brehs
i like stella
>>85755686draw a bunny amidst some falling leaves
>>85755665>t.
>>85755688same
>>85755686morgan with a snake tail instead of legssnorgan
>>85755559Buttphox
>>85755709cute.....
>>85755728I'd eat her ass idc
>>85755728I have no clue why anyone would like Delphox over Braixen
>>85755850why does she look evil
>>85755728Need phoxpussy NOW!
>>85755860She's a brat fox
>>85755516>humanGet out.
>>85755850Braixen is a brat girlfriend type, whereas Delphox is a more mature milf type Pokémon wife material
>fox spammers are outI miss their containment thread zzz
>>85755883>trying to comfort my waifur>tell her "you're only human"
>>85755896Delphox looks awful. One of the worst downgrades since Torchic to Combusken or whatever they were thinking in Gen 4.
>>85755920after all?
>>85755453what if the FA was the most racist woman alive?
i'll fall for the bait to post more delphox
>>85755918got a problem with foxes, bucko?
>>85755918Is there anything you actually like?
>>85755976I like to complain.
>>85755980I like to inflict pain upon you
>>85755972Lol based
>>85756018one rule
>>85756029go back to your thread
NEW HYPOTHETICALwhat if your waifur got abducted by aliens and yuo had to save her????
>>85755945Ruby actually does seems like she'd be racist as fuck, but in a passive southern white girl way. She might have some opinions on the dark-skinned humans in private
Bullying waifurs you have a crush on.
>>85756038okay done now what
>>85756029Rule two: HAVE FUN
>>85756047but doctor... my waifur IS the alien
>>85756048now reverse the dynamic and make the thread sad
chill bun
>>85756029
>>85756095lol no that's boring
>85755926Okay?
plain colored no-human-hair waifur vs multicolored human-hair waifur
>>85756106
>>85755918ZZZ has only kot and bun anthros though
>>85755709MORE IOFIDEA YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>85756106I didn't even notice that lol. But thanks
>>85755502I should draw a waifur with a webley.
>>85755709holy shit thats way more effort than my doodles deserved lol thank you
>>85755883Fuck.Killing myself
>>85756047I think the answer is pretty clearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0WQOGVLLGw
>>85756203i knew this song from the stellaris video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1CQ7Vwz8Eo
>>85756197your waifur’s little sister
>>85756203Catchy song but... WHAT THE FUG
>>85756197Cup got the Tims
>>85756197can i protect her instead of having sex with her? please?
>>85756258A... le cup saviour???
>>85756047>>85756203Kill aliens. Behead aliens. Roundhouse kick a aliens into the concrete. Slam dunk a alien baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy aliens. Defecate in an aliens food. Launch aliens into the sun. Stir fry aliens in a wok. Toss aliens into active volcanoes. Urinate into a aliens gas tank. Judo throw aliens into a wood chipper. Twist alien heads off. Report aliens to the MIB. Karate chop aliens in half. Curb stomp pregnant extraterrestrial aliens. Trap aliens in quicksand. Crush aliens in the trash compactor. Liquefy aliens in a vat of acid. Eat aliens. Dissect aliens. Exterminate aliens in the gas chamber. Stomp aliens skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate aliens in the oven. Lobotomize aliens. Mandatory extermination for aliens. Grind alien fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown aliens in fried chicken grease. Vaporize aliens with a ray gun. Kick old aliens into the external airlock. Feed aliens to alligators. Slice aliens with a broadsword.
>>85756258Can't you do both?
>>85756242I'm sorry but if Peace touched my waifur I'd tear her hoop off and push it down hear throat.
>>85756280it's nice for a meaningless smut scenario but it feels wrong for a serious story
>>85756047You got it all wrong.I get abducted by aliens and she saves me!
>>85756258Sorry, cubfags want to ruin any daughterfur posting
>>85756197If I had a imoufur I would show her statistics of human on anthro relationships compared to anthro on anthro.
>>85756304But she's friendly!
>>85756306It can be ok but it'll need a really good setup and a longer story.
>>85756330i dunno, i just want to hug her tight and tell her everything will be ok
>>85756306Nothing more protective and loving than post sex spooning.
>>85756197Speaking of.I got my drawslave to agree to make cub for me.I don't plan to order anything nsfw.I'm still unsure about the species, the age, and the HM.
>>85756258>The Deep but instead of getting killed by fish he disappears into obscurity and rescues a daughterfur from a vought lab and finally has a redemption arc but instead of just saving her she also saves him from the despair of having lost his career, fame, and all of his friends.capeslop kino..
>>85756370Do you have anything in mind or are you flying by the seat of your pants?
>>85756308Slam Dingo has never actually saved any human boyfriend from aliens, why is the game even called that?
SODA
>>85756351Ok anon you can have this one I'll find another I guess...
>>85756420ntr SLOP
>>85756370Make her dress up cool.
>>85756420Gumball's fat, fuckable, bongo drummable asscheeks, being spread by Nicole towards you. An invitation, a parent's blessing...
>>85756426Gay>>85756441SODASOVL
>>85755926Delphox just looks better for wife material by far. I think Braxien is overrated. And Delphox of course, underrated.
Just watched Resident Evil, and I enjoyed it.
>>85756473Okay retard
>>85756426Richard is ugly bastard material
>>85756475All I know about that movie is that it's made by the guy who was part of the whitest kids u know
>>85755467
>>85756519onahole
i just made a baked bean quesadillawhich waifur would enjoy it with me
>>85756398He's making another comm for me already and I have others in queue for him so I've got a whole bunch of time to mull it all over.I'm thinking above 11 below 15.Not bird not arthropod and not a species that's already small like kobold.Maybe medieval setting and both she and the HM are noblemen in an arranged marriageMaybe contemporary/not too far in the past teacher HM - pupil FA with lone-father family (overworked father and she's doing all the household chores herself along with learning).Maybe future stuff with rescue FA and some noble soul pirate HM with the FA being chased by some corpo so he can't settle her anywhere.And characters depending on the above.But I'm open to suggestions ofc.
>>85756501homer simpson wannabe furboi
>>85756519ONA->>85756532fuck
>>85756498Mad faggot, are we? Watch your tone when you speak to your betters, kid.
real phox lovers love the true phox.
>>85756546Beans...
>>85756564>pokegirl gets her cunt stuffed and thinks she's the toplmao
>>85756564>are wespeak for yourself lmao
>>85756431I'm sorry I'm not actually a pedophile and neither am I a parent so I don't know children's fashion.
when will faggots make their own general?
>>85755417>high beams on a bikeas if you didn't hate cyclists enough
>>85756546No meat? Probably some pathetic prey animal girl.
im honestly not sure if i'd rather have a steamy romp with Lorepaw or Hannah. It's difficult being so close to the middle of the spectrum. I'd just flip a coin if they were presented to me, rather than agonize over it.
>>85756047>GORDON>GET AWAY FROM THE BEAMS
>>85756519Inside the cum jar he goes
>>85756551Seems like you don't even know what you like.
>>85756640what is a steamy romp...
>>85756519Cute, but there's no way he's ever getting made since that means people can dress him up.
>>85756635cowboy baked beans, i'm southern.
>>85756640>>85756669>RompWell you sound british so... /hmoma/ it is for you bud
>>85756640For me it's always ChudPaw because despite what anons whant to believe about Hannah - she'll probably have another guy try to help he, if porbably worse than me.Chudpaw has nobody else. Either I help him or he rots to death. And since I love him I can't let this happen.
>>85756640Kath(erine) is your muse.
>>85756607>I'm sorry I'm not actually a pedophile and neither am I a parent so I don't know children's fashion.You don't need to be. This is pretty ballin'.
if we killed all gay people, i bet /hmofa/ would just about die
>>85756667What do you mean?I'm workshopping a character, throwing out ideas. I want the cup romantic dynamic that would work with all the examples I provided. Maybe that last one falls out of line, I can't say it's as good as the other two.
>>857567134chan itself would die
>>85756713instant improvement
>>85756308Low poly butts I wanna fugggg
>>85756713Nah feel free to die when you've had enough.
>>85756711I think that's a 30 year old asian woman anon... What does she have to do with cool getups for teens?
We're halfway to the limit and nothing of value has been discussed. It's all faggot shitposting and closeted pedophiles. No story discussion. No art appreciation. Just a waste of time for any creative to engage with. Time to go.
My wife Renamon is powerful!
>>85756757attach a cool skeleton grim reaper to your doompost next time
>>85756757Dont let the door hit your wobblemeat on the way out, humie
>>85756748That's clearly a 19 year old Japanese man by the name of Yoichi, and he's pretty fly for a yellow guy.
For me it was always 'phox. Taller, prettier, more womanly. Especially the fan depictions.
>>85756757>Time to go.Why do you say this but never actually leave? Why do you hate this general so much?
>>85756757>closetedi thought we were being pretty open honestly.
cuck shit is kinda funny if the guy being cucked is a massive cunt desu, a "you don't deserve her" scenario with a huge cathartic "fuck you" at the end
>>85756801I think for me I'd want to marry a braixen and grow old with a Delphox.>>85756794Cute
>>85756819because he loves pooping his pants and crying and posting no images
>>85756757Closeted?
>>85756640I was thinking of getting the Lorepaw bumper stickers. I cut you off in traffic and you see this, wyd
>>85756852maybe she can use that big brain to figure out how to fit my cock in her cunny
>>85756826Homosexual fetish.Cucks constantly talk about the guy, the woman is pretty much never mentioned. Yes I know jeet you insert as the bull, you're still more interested in the guy and thus you are a homosexual and should go to HMOMA.
I'll take 500 cubfags over 1 faggot or nigger sympathizer.
>>85756858>I cut you off in traffic and you see this, wydleap from my moving vehicle, roll onto the ground and break into a dead sprint toward your car at 44mph with no indication of slowing down
read harry potter
>>85756799I guess that's still a teen... If you have actual ideas I'd probably ask again when my comm queue will thin out and I'll actually think about what specific scene to order.
Worship the Omniwaifur
>>85756894harry potter doesn't have a smug anthro woman love interest
>>85756858>*a challenger appears*
Got a free laserjet printer from my boss. I had a funny idea but when i try to print stuff everything looks like this. Whats the deal? Its not like its out of toner. I even tried cleaning it and that only made it slightly better. Should i just get a new toner cartridge? It has been sitting for like 7 years
>>85756915Her day be so fine
>>85756920gross... a honda
>>85756894I think I've read HP 8 or more times as a kid in the 2000th. I honestly remember the games and early films more than the books, what a shit series...
>>85756932Then boom, not Isaac Clarke
>>85756915FUCK YOUAND FUCK YOUR MARKER
>>85756925>sitting for 7 yearsthe ink is certainly dried, man. at least replace the toner
>>85756919read harry potter (fanfics)
fug a
>>85756894no thanksi'm still reading warriors
>>85756973pretty sure there's not any with a smug anthro love interestthough i haven't looked
>malfoid(You) will never be him.
>>85756985Sex o
>>85756961>>85756925laser printers can sit unused for quite a while before "drying out", at least, a very long time when compared to inkjet printers that gets fugged if you don't print anything for even 3 weeks. 7 years is really pushing it though, that toner is probably junk by now...
>>85756961Toner is supposed to be dry. Its a powder
Harry Potter takes itself too seriously for how dumb the actual world building is. KND does it better.
>>85756985that's probably a child......
Irrelevant Post
past few threads have all been pure brainrotting mindnumbing worthlesnessi think ima go ant watch 6 hours of mathslop on youtube to rejuvinate my brain now fuck you faggots do bettervintage hmofa image
>>85756905Real talk just give her something trendy. Tell the artfag to reference actual fashion I'm tired of lolis in dresses.
>>85757027yeah but entropy claims all. humidity probably fked up the cartridge by now.
>>85756894Ferret women are IN.
>>85757023Ok no that's too low, go up by like 8 years at least.
>>85757049yjk
>>85757026soda
>>85757028kids next door had wizards?
>>857570491 rule
>>85757068Yes and he plays dodgeball
>>85757052I can't promise much if I land on the medieval nobles idea, but for contemporary stuff sure.I do love dresses tho...
>>85757063Best I can do is +7
>>85757010>pretty sure there's not any with a smug anthro love interesttheres gotta be at least one or something similarHP has hundreds, if not thousands, of fics
>>85757089He's clearly just a tanned euro.
She got better
>>85757111do you really think i'm willing to do what is essentially looking for a needle in a haystack?and i can almost guarantee that needle is gonne be bent and rusty as hell
>>85757110That's not a 10 year old.
>>85757133In cat years
>>85757133Anon
What's the /afomh/ version of feral? Niggers?
>>85757157Homo erectus
personal age tier lists: 8-11a: 12-15, 5-7b: 16-19c: 20-24f: 25+, 1-4
You are out of rubbers but you were both in the mood so she's told you to pull out.Unfortunately she "forgot" to tell you she's in heat. Lost in the throws of her heat induced pleasure she has leglocked you. You are now going to be a father.this one didnt turn out to well i think but im going to share it anyway, there was a lot of erasing and redrawing and it got to the point where i just had to accept my mistakes and try and work with them
>>85757157Disgusting m*nkeys
>>85757152Sorry, 11. That is also clearly not an 11 year old.>>85757142Ok I don't know these so I'll just excuse myself and go to sleep.
>>85757157Bigfoot
>>85757181mmmm... bigfoot.... wait what were we talking about
>>85757152i've honestly considered doing a mei hmofa story (like 20 years down the line from the game because i'm not a fucking faggot)not sure if i'll ever write it, but if i do it i'd make the human some merc who never shows his face or something.
>>85757175>Waifur tries to babytrap you>You just activated my trap card.jpg>You got a vasectomy and never told her
>>85757175The legs and tummy look really nice
>>85757175>You are out of rubbersCan't really be out of something you never have.>in the mood so she's told you to pull outIn the mood for a facial or something?>You are now going to be a father.Yippee!
>>85757206That game is too gay for me to ever care about it but the girls are cute.
>>85755709Holy cute.
>>85757208why would you ever not want to impregnate an anthro female? are you brain damaged?
>>85757208>She comes back pregnant anyway >You are french
>>85757169>Lotte nigger has shit tasteWho could've known.s: 11-15a: 19-25, 8-10b: 25+, 16-18c: 5-7f: 1-4
>>85757169I agree but I'm okay with any.
>>85756894>not a snake>>85756920kneeling
>>85757129...yeah, fairat least we got some nice art out of it
>>85756167Man I told you it was a great concept. Clearly I'm not the only one that little blurb of story and your art resonated with.
>>85757271where?
>>85757175…isn’t the point of a waifur to cum freely and plentifully?
This wizard has taken an interest in you
>>85757259you don't have to be rude just because you disagree... it's subjective anyway... take it easy
>>85757302Stop allowing her to conjure cakes, fatty
>>85757302Maybe she should take an interest in ozempic
>>85757260omnifucker hmofachad doesn't care if you're a fetus or 98 years old... an anthro female is an anthro female... holy... respect...
>>85757302Gotta be an archwizard if she turns calories into mana
>>85755463>>85755474 Thanks alot fren
>>85757026Fortunately i found some old stock on a cartridge. I really didnt want to have to put any money in this thing but ill try it out >>85757053>humidityI was honestly worried about this. The toner doesnt even seem to be making it though
>>85757329nacho sexo
>>85757329Sorry I just fucking hate Lotte.Make your own doe already man, I know you have it in you.
>In a world where fuzzy women are oppressed by Chad...
>one man...
>...isn't afraid to rape
>... Chad in his ass.
>Fay Spaniel like no other man!
>This Remembrance day...
>>85757096Oh my bad.
>Because war...
:D
What is with the sustained pedospam these days?
>...gets your anthro wife absolutely soaked
>That day…oh…that horrible….horrible day…
>>85757482She's trying to get out of doing homework by tempting me into picking her up ass-first and eating her out like a burger. But I have self-control. Go do your homework NOW!
>>85757487I guess cubfags want to be extra annoying this time of year? Idk
I would
>>85757494is that a fucking jungeldyret hugo OC
>>85757518Seriously, why can't you stop shitting up the thread?
>>85757482I love the way her pupils dilate.
