/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5507>"Queen of Hearts" Edition--Stories--By Constray>For Sale: Old Manor, Not Haunted (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92253021By Itsunos_Vision>Shadow of the Flame (Ch. 30)https://archiveofourown.org/works/64534276By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 58)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Traumfrauhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93447781By deerlover7>Hidden Between Dark (Ch. e)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92060321By Phaffabout>The Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 8)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 35)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 28)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By JacklinMauer>The Gambler (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/93883106By ResidentDegnerate>Boy Meets Goylehttps://rentry.org/p88hq8kaBy Scan>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 4)https://rentry.co/pigeon-postalBy Hills_of_mud>A reward for the faithfulhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93546541[ Story Masterbin ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]:https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85773560Missed a thread or two?:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
>>85778014thank you for drawing my hoopcat, shes adorable
waifurs who like getting pet (it's all of them)
https://x.com/nexta_tv/status/2107946570305933404*Does this to your waifur
unholy sex with a satanic diety
pube
>>85778032she pourplenow she needs a white hole-themed sister who's just as kuudere but also very pushy and extroverted
If your feeling down…
rubbing my fox clit thinking about possibly ethnic men
>>85778014BLEACHED SAM
>>85778185Believing in the heart of the cards I summon double space to the field in drawfag mode
i summon, pedospammer, in textpost mode
>>85778185Anon having canonical redhair means she got MICKED
>>85778255>>85778270Oh boy this childrens card game is getting good!
>>85778270OOOUUUHHH MY GOD I JUST SAW A CUP
When you accidentally impregnate you partner.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEi0Md8rbPQ
>>85778270have sex with children and kill them
>>85778284WE SIPPIN' STRAIGHT FROM THE SILLY CUP WITH THIS ONE
>>85778287Sounds like Syria Law.
>>85778287No thanks, I don't care for Europe.>>85778297>
>>85778297Emo waifurs who say 'Frick' instead of 'Fuck'
i play the moderator card and send 2 posts to the graveyard.
>>85778140Burd titties...
>>85778140resting your head on Zemmy's gigantic boobsnot in a sexy way but in a got home after a long day at work way
>>85778270But anon, he's right >>85778140 there
>>85778391That IS a sexy way, anon. Some people...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw
>>85778451I listened to this on the radio earlier and thought it would be fitting for the thread.
>>85778451>the couple kissingneed
pawing off rn
Choose
>>85778473The rare, not obese, wolverine on the right.
>>85778451SauceNAO has failed me.
>>85778473state-mandated human boyfriends for all three
>>85778140Good god that must feel so nice to have big warm soft bird tits pressed right against your chest...
i just tried voodoo chips because of Hannah.they were decent.
>>85778493Sorry, saved it from an older thread, don't know the sauce.
>>85778496Sounds like the Anthro State.
>>85778493>>85778512https://x.com/swiwwel/status/2095918037459259747
>>85778493>>85778512https://goyimx.com/swiwwel/status/2095918037459259747
>>85778534Oh now I remember
she destroyed him
>>85778560he's in danger
>>85778560tall hare lady... following me home...
getting Zemmy to use Reflect on herself followed by Rest so it goes to your tired ass and you get a good night's sleep in only 2 turns
old spooky art
>>85778610Doesn’t Yawn do the same thing?
>>85778613She got pretty eyes :)
>>85778640it's because they're Aryan
>>85778631I only picked moves Xatu can learn because I'm autistic.
Sleepy waifurs....
>>85778691Fuck my chud life
>>85778610doesn't work if zemmy has early birdalso, would need to use psycho shift to move the sleep status, but zemmy would be asleep, so she couldn't use it unless she has sleep talk, which she can learn.
>>85778531>>85778534Thanks for the sauce anons.
>>85778725>early bird>zemmyI don't think there is any chance of that being true>psycho shift>sleep talkyour pokemon autism far exceeds my own I stopped playing after like Emerald??
>>85778451Can't tell if the front most girl with the white hair is suppose to be a hyena, a badger, a skunk, or some other mustelid.
>>85778757i've played it consistently throughout my entire life lmao.for a second i thought nothing but rest would be needed because of synchronize, but then remembered that it doesn't work with sleep
This freak ass weasel is kinda making me feel certain ways
Are Vixens every buncel's weakness?https://files.catbox.moe/xuormz.mp4
>>85778879i regret watching thisdo sloppers really?
Always bigger fish.
>>85778318Syringa Law
>>85778925whore eyes
>>85778676For how much people love their waifurs I'm somewhat intrigued how little art there is of them happily pregnant.
>>85778937>What is Syringa Law?It when your best female friend gets to fuck your boyfriend just for funsies.
>>85778871Sorry I don't draw her as often as I should. I'm trying to remedy that.
>>85778971teehee
>>85778985That's a lesbo futa
>>85779024I wouldn't know I saw female anthro and posted it
>>85778879tfw no Waifur Wrestling Entertainment to watch
>>85778988cup fucker permit
>>85778962It is pretty hard to make pregnancy look right I think.
>>85778971She blatantly makes fun of him afterwards too. Imagine loaning your car to a carless friend and they just criticize the handling and the engine the whole time.
Imagine being stranded in the middle of nowhere and a buncha cats with perky tits show up and start inspecting you.
>>85779138>White with BridgetLOL that ain't his baby but he's going to raise it
Rajesh I'm starting to think you don't sleep
>>85778981Based.
>>85779176Is a surprise inspection don’t worry is basic procedure
>>85779176kitties
>>85779176cats
>>85779138just dont be a hyper faggot and youll be fine
>>85779138>>85779181H-hot...
Rajesh it's considered to be uncouth to reply to yourself
>85779197>85779320I really wish you had a brain and could figure out that you're not helping and encouring the behavior by doing this shit.
The Renamon boobies are getting a re-release
>encouringgot a real genius in here tonight
>>85779388digital wives....in real loife???
i need a sippy cup
>>85779387Shitposter plays both sides we know this, hide and ignore it
>>85779415MB, the text posting should have given it away.
I'm offended by the notion I would post such things at allIs it that hard to comprehend I just like mocking the faggot who's going to keep doing this shit regardless of if I poke fun at him or not?
>>85779388yes
>>85779181why would she wear that shirt if she's with me? doesn't even make sense
>>85779427Need more amphibian girls...
>85779443are you genuinely mentally retarded or are you samefagging
>>85779443Anon... Look in a mirror.
>>85779444She looks cute and slippery
>>85779476yorue calls me black?
>it's another episode of him spamming Bridgette NTR from his phone while cries Rajesh over and over againI do not understand the point
>>85779181dumb pindick jeet edit
>>85779453it's a cuck set-up postbasically he goes "oh what the helly why she doing that weird thing" then the guy replies "she's cucking you lol" and then they wank each other over the scenario
>>85779505Anon I'm not falseflagging this shit, he's a genuine blackedfag who makes like 90% of the posts to their booruAt this point I'm starting to think you're the one shitposting by trying to pretend otherwise
please put your waifur on a healthy diet
>>85779521THIS NIGGA MADE LIKE 2000 POOPED EDITS WTT LOLE
>>85778902>>85779039Yeah.https://files.catbox.moe/waxp0q.mp4
I would give anything for niggers in this thread to stop biting bait every chance they get.>>85779534No we're going to Popeyes and not Chick Fil A.
>>85779534THROWABLE WAIFURSUSE TO DISTRACT ENEMIES
>>85779548>Deploying fat moushely like a snark from half life
>>85779534The Forb: Cursed Artifact and Bane of Foxes
>>85779556>reload animation is just giving her a Babybell cheese wheel>inspect animation is her giving you a cute wave before burping
>>85779545>Chic-Fil-A is healthynigga each of those sandwiches has your entire day's sodium...good thing I make Ave drink a lot of water...
>>85779513It's sad that it's this noticable
>>85779567God, Snarks have to be like, one of the top 5 FPS weapons of all time.
>>85779544Man, I can't believe anthros used to be real.If only the terrorists didn't wipe them all out on 9/11.
>>85779573Chick* fil a is healthier because you get so much less food for the same price.
>>85779534Watch a smug, trickster fox's resolve melt within the presence of The Forb.
>>85779582I thought it was that gun you put your arm in its ass
>>85779587using an asterisk makes you a homo ill spel things howevr i want
>>85779544so will ai waifurs be the way?
>>85779598that's the hivehand
>>85779389would
>>85779602Oh yeah? Well you're Rajesh, so I win
>>85779607Yeah that one
>>85779609im so white my doctor prescribed me sunscreen to use daily because of my increased risk of skin cancer!
>85779609Called it, this guy's shitposting or at the very least a really obnoxious faggot
>>85779598The hivehand is a funny one, but as an actual weapon it's kinda shit. Really neat from a conceptual standpoint, but not super effecitve sadly. And since we're talking HL1, I love how Black Mesa actually made the gluon gun useful.
>>85779609What if you get the waifur of your dreams, everthing about her is exactly how you imagined. But her name is Rajesh
>>85779590You pull out the Forb and she just starts SPHERIZING in front of you as her form contorts and reshapes itself into a forb of its own, bearing her features.As you pick it up, all you can hear are her distorted protests like it's https://youtu.be/rC5gJ5Pyir8 or something
>can't handle basic banter like "everything you don't like is _______"NGMI if you're more upset at your own .medicine than the shitposter isAlso>Still texposting
>>85779630 rajirra ?
did i miss anything today
>>85779625Damn. You go to the doctor? You aren't white, you're some albino homunculus
>>85779630Can she legally change her name?
>>85779619Eh. It's kinda eh. The infinite ammo and target seeking projectiles are VERY nice, but it's got a low "magazine" size, low rate of fire (which gets even lower if you're trying to constantly fire it since the bugs need to come back) and not enough raw damage to make it worth it a lot of the time. It very much feels like a weapon that was added to solve the issue of players starting to run out of ammo at that point in the game, but was kept intentionally somewhat weak so it didn't just render all your arsenal that HAS ammo obsolete.
>>85779654I hate Deltarune and Toby can't write for shit, but I might make a Noelle folder if she keeps getting posted being so cute and submissive
>>85779663We disproved string theory.
>>85779582For me it's the Timesplitters FP Monkey GunFunny haha chimp blaster that fires 64 bullets at like 5,000,000 RPM
>>85779680Every time I learn more about Tobyfox, the more I'm convinced that he's a hack writer that got lucky releasing something just good enough at the right place and time to blow up, but he doesn't have the skill or talent to actually follow that up.Dude should honestly just stick to making music.
What if the devil offered you waifur to be real but the catch is, on one pre-determined day during your life together, she becomes possessed and carves you to death with a knife and then regains sanity and has to lament that you're dead and she killed you and doesn't know why. Mind you the day is completely randomized, it could be on day 1 of your life together, it could be the day before one of you dies of old age, or anywhere inbetween; but it's going to happen.Would you do it?btw there's no monkey's paw bullshittery like as soon as her existence is known you're separated by some three-lettered agency that locks her in a black site for study. Let's just say as far as anyone else in the world perceives her, she's just a normal human...
>>85779705My top 5, in no particular order, are the BFG9000, Gravity gun, Snarks, The Gluon gun from Black mesa, and the SMG from EYE. Though this solely from a conceptual standpoint.
>>85779689string cheese theory
>>85779689this thread will do anything but get a job or make waifurs real...
>>85779629>>85779675I thought it was really good because I always thought like if it looks werid as fuck it must do some crazy good shit and basically acted like a kid with its favorite toy gun bringing it everywhere even if i got my ass handed to me every time
>>85779689I didn't hear anything about that. You sure that's true?
>>85779722No?
did a sketchpage but everything looked like shit and i could not get into the groove properly. heres the best stoat from the page to fulfill my contract. we try again tomorrow
>>85779734Jobs are stinky and gay and full of musty old men who know jack shit and only want to talk about fucking cars and how much they hate the missus, and sadly I lack the ability to magically fuse animals with humans or the funding to create the first ever gene splicing lab
>>85779736Oh, I agree, it's a SUPER cool concept, especially since when you get it, you've been on the RECIEVING end of it for a while and being able to steal the gun the enemies have been shooting you with for the past 3 hours ALWAYS feels good. It's just not as effective as it could be.
>>85779729Oh, and honorable mention goes to Kazooie.
>>85779734Your mom's a jobber
>>85779754you sound unsure
>>85779722So is it possible to survive this fated day?Like, the condition is “she will TRY to kill you”, or “one day she MUST kill you”?Like, could you tie her up every night? What if you don’t have weapons in the house? She’s too small to be able to overpower me? (Does she get devil strength?)
>>85779722The only thing that bastard is getting out of me is a splash of the holy water I keep in his eyes.
>>85779759Is cute
>>85779675There's a weapon from Area 51 (the one with the Marylin Manson alien) that's effectively a redux of the Hivehand, except it's primary fires these bouncing balls that are effected by wall rebound and an alt that, if I'm remembering correctly, activates a "sighted" mode where your shots are straight and do more damage or something? Except holding the alt drains ammo, so you're supposed to balance it out by watching your fire.I believe they were trying to make a weapon that solves both potential problems of cover fire while tailoring its weakness to to be managed by taking cover yourself, when your shootbang is gonna be idling. That game is hard.
>>85779782You say it's a deal with the devil, so me and my waifur are going to hell afterwards. Doesn't sound like a great deal especially if I get a shitty roll like 2 months with my waifur then she kills me. Plus she'd be heartbroken for the rest of her life and traumatized
>>85779794you can't prevent it unless one of you dies firstanything else between you is irrelevant when the time comesit's like scp-096 she will run through concrete walls if needed
>>85779811I mean, given how many different weapon options HL1 had, it absolutely made sense to have a weapon that was essentially just a "Fallback" Doubly so since several of the weapons share ammo typesAnd Honestly? Guns that shoot bouncing projectiles? Super underrated. I wish they were in more games, though I know WHY they aren't (They're really chaotic and slightly harder to program)
>>85779818Hmm, well, I’m sure I have a shortened life span already, so I would be willing to take this deal, butt I wouldn’t want to do that to any of my girls.Marrow is made of tougher stuff than Newt and Puppy, but she’s been through a lot, and I wouldn’t want to assume that she could handle it, even if I would be fine with it.Actually, Newt might be able to cope with the trauma, if she could equate it to the sacrifices that ‘Pehnt/Ferrus had to make…I don’t know, maybe Newt, then? Leaning towards no…
Speaking of Tobert Vulpine, obscene need to breed the fattus cattus sisters over and over again ad nauseum until I die of dehydration
>>85779875I was gonna complain about deltarune posting but... fuck it. Have your waifur. I'm so tired man
>>85779722The moment I encountered the devil my faith in God would become unwavering and I'd probably commit to a monastic or priestly life. So no. Maybe in heaven.
>>85779849You know what HL1 DIDN'T have? Gratuitous dual-wielding SPAS-12s that actually *have* modeled double barrels so their alt-fire isn't completely braindead. Yeah. Suck on that, Gorgeous Freeman.https://youtu.be/tj_WZX__FKw?t=122Also, to any aspiring game devs who are just... lurking here, 2D or 3D, if your project is Sci-Fi or or anything close to it, make a scanner "weapon" that functions exactly like it does in this game. Literally the coolest flavor text dispenser/autism loredump device Midway ever produced, and its only mandatory for opening certain doors. The introductory concourse for this game has a dead body hiding in a punching bag and you'd never even know it unless you scanned it.
>bottom rightSAY IT WITH ME NOW!SODA...
>>85779921Then sleep man
>>85779680Noelle is one of a few highlights of Deltarune. A shame toby way groomed by tumblr instead of 4chan, he could've been one of the greats.
Foids are so mentally and spiritually disgusting that they pushed me into this kind of thing.
>>85779960toby WAS a 4channer. actually since we know he reposts fanart on an unknown alt and comments on tons of stuff i wouldn't be surprised if he's lurked at least a few times in recent years
>>85779960this pic but it's ruby and she starts crying
>85779934If you wanted to make me sick of this nothing-ass character, you didn't have to try this hard DESU
>>85779982im not the shittedposter, however
Here we go again with the Bridgette shit.>She's blacked!>Nuh uh, I'll defend my queen!>She's diddling kids!>Hey at least it's not black kids!Honestly wish I knew how to set up filters on 4chanx I'd just block all bridgette pics at this point, so fucking sick of her fans and her "fans" and her shitposters
>>85780012>>Hey at least it's not black kids!this but unironically
need a footjob from a waifur bad....
Sex with bug dragons that look insect-like but actually aren't?
>>85779708Yeah man. I’m sure he needs advice from a loser in a 4chan thread.
>>85780036but le actually.... what....... le....... fuck?
>>85780041Weird bait
>>85780047I dunno man, Flygons are weiiiiirdStill highly sexo though
>>85780064Yeah but the one wearing yoga pants made me wanna POUND her
>>85780012i think it's dumb to blame it on a female artist personally, Bridgette is too vague of a concept >Oh my robot dog wife who loves me unconditionally and does everything I want so long as I'm a productive member of societyLike yeah, what if she's with a human who is into cuckolding?>She'll make him stop!That's what you want, not him, he's not hurting anyone eitherIt's set up to fail, the artist being a girl has nothing to do with it cause a guy could have fucked this up just the same.not to mention the surveillance glowie angle? voyeurism is a fetish too and cucks love itthis was inevitable the moment cucks and freaks found her this was always the result
>>85780052It’s just funny to see people who haven’t created anything successful in their life try to shit on something blatantly successful.
>>85780086Successful and good aren't the same thing
>>85780082I mean yeah but you could easily do something similar with another robowaifur like Julie so I don't know why it's only Bridgette that gets targeted.
>>85780082What are you even on about my nigga
>>85780036>>85780064craptastic proportions but flygon does actually have dummy thicc hips so.........
I knew Bridgette haters weren't bright but this has got to be the strangest angle I've seen any of them take yet. I'm almost tempted to think a cuckold wrote that, actually.
CUHRAZY cup
>>85780133>BEAN'ddisgusting... cups are for whites only
>>85780110Clearly others disagree with you. Sure success doesn’t guarantee goodness, but to deny Undertale and Deltarune’s impact and the level of success is just sour grapes.
>>85780144>PabloShe's just a big mini ladd fan. Because she's a cup. Idk man
>>85780145You're just putting words in my mouth now and being a fag
>>85780123Well yeah, big butte is good for the soul
Marrow pushes decency laws to their limit (she gets arrested)
all im saying is i was rabid for Asriel for a good 8 concurrent months.
>>85780145Nta but I've just never fucked with those games. Never got the appeal. Toriel is hot but other than that... what the fuck did anybody here like about those fucking games? I thought we had SOME standards here, guys. At least enough to not care about those gay gamesm I guess nobody does now. But it took yurislop to break the conditioning? It was never good! None of it was!
>>85780028What species?
>>85780213ungulates, like dolphins
>>85780082>That's what you want, not him, he's not hurting anyone eitherYes, but his inability to create a healthy and stable family and life for the sake of benefiting the human race makes this self destructive behavior that Bridgette specifically tries to fix.You can claim any concept is vague if you don't understand it enough to know what you're talking about.
I wish I was a little less busy so I'd have time to draw my waifur.
>>85780112I mean, that's cause Julie > Bridgette but hmofa isn't ready for that discussion
Turns out wandering into random threads you would normally never enter has at least one upside and that's sometimes finding good memes
>>85779782Killed by this dweeb, what a way to go
>>85780238it's a lot better than how most if not all of us will go.
>>85780236Remember: Of the 17 games Bethesda has released in the past 20 years, 8 have been Skyrim.
>>85780226sick to death of people acting like her lore is deep to validate their desires for a /pol/ trad wife, when she's a boring and vague mommy issues furaona
>>85780257Well when her detractors are literal cuckolds... who's gonna disagree with the people who actually like her?
>>85780236i can't wait to kill skyrim grandma in tes vi with my pantsless khajiiti sex fiend
>>85780257i always thought the ideal bridgettefag wouldn't be a tradfag or a cuckfag but someone who wants to be groomed into a mass shooting. which is a small number of highly based and keyed individuals.
Well?
>>85780276SPACEWHALE...................
I feel depressed
>>85780276until i can't feel my tongue or lips anymore
brainwashing your waifur into doing violent acts
>>85780293Are there any good stories about evil humans corrupting pure waifurs? Just evil shit
>>85780145This guy thinks Minions and Fortnite are the pinnacle of human creation.
>>85780309minions IS the pinnacle of human creation
>>85780293Human Male Villains on Female Anthro Heroes
>>85780272I'm already cooking up a backstory for this post. The Khajiit follower is like yandere for you and she sees Skyrim grandma look in your direction and she just loses her fucking mind
>>85780276
>>85780271Anon the cucks like her too, that's the problem They're in the NTR thread asking for edits and making green texts
Speaking of villains, I sometimes imagine a story where I'm a (less smart and sophisticated) Hannibal Lecter type person in jail/psych ward with a furry Clarice Starling like character interviewing me.
>>85780328i am the fiend in questionthe *Race:HumanSex:Male* is the companion. yeah... i'm one of those players.... i killed the grandma because i want to trigger bethesda's built in "you are an irredeemable nigger" protocols so i get barred from every service in town but unlock a single quest for a cool mace a- oh who am i kidding they're gonna make her essential
>>85780257You can claim anything is shallow if you hate it enough to lie.
>>85780368I have a solution to this but it's maybe a little extreme.
hoopcats locked in an intergalactic war with brutal violent lizard furbois who have a fair bit worse technology than the hoopcats, but the hoopcats don't have the stomach themselves for violence so they can't do anything but slowly lose ground being on the defensive... until they discover earth and human men who are violent enough to fight the reptillians so they put human men in super advanced hoopcat ships to fight for them...
>>85780358Where are the children? Are they in the room with you right now?
>>85780372I like Khajiits but I only play New Vegas with mods these days. The Elder Scrolls as actual games are kinda ok
>>85780391i wish
My lust for this trigger has greatly and unexpectedly increased
>>85780293She doesn't need brainwashing. Violence is her entire life.
>>85780399Dayum
>>85780399I'm sorry to tell you this anon but...You have shit tasteI'm afraid it's terminal
>>85780399Any reason why?
>>85780399nappy ass nigger hair i bet she smells like acetone and feces
>>85780415Current /snoot/ OP awoke something inside me when I saw it on the catalog, something that had been dormant for a long time
>>85780420Goddamn and I bet if you fed her she'd grow a natural ghetto booty she could bounce on your face
>>85780399bush
>>85780393i really hope the hammerfell setting has strong clothing variation between arm and whatnot- probably the only hope cope i have is that they carry over FO4's underclothing and some mechanic that permits you to apply armor to otherwise defenseless garments like ballistic weave did; I don't care if it takes an assload of investment, armor spell perks are cool and all but i'd rather prioritize something else for side casts. Also a good selection of open-toed footwear... yeah, those are all my wants. nothing else
>>85780432Mods can do that in 2067 and by then you can play out picrel in perfect matrix simulacrum. I'm just saying shit at this point I'm so tired I should go to bed lel
>>85780388I feel like the only reason hoopcats aren't particularly violent was because they didn't have to deal with any intraplanetary conflict. I feel like if they were put into a situation where they had to defend themselves they'd end up making some genuinely horrifying gravity weapon warcrime device.
>>85780420she's not a yigger dude wtf
>>85780459no i want to be my hoopcat waifur's shining knight blasting all the liggers into smithereens
>>85780461Erm what le fuck
>>85780388A short fat man (still tall enough to tower over any hoopcat) wearing a Spartan-like armor is soloing the reptilian flagship.The guy's a 35 yo hi-school dropout farmer from Wyoming.Hoopcats call him the Savior.Every time, he insists: please, it's just Jeb.
>>85780458yeahhh but this is all just bare minimum month 1 stuff just to see if they've learned anything from some of the *rare* progressions made in the most recent main fallout title.... 11 years ago... but at least i'll have my trusty old setscale... nyehehe>I should go to bed honk shoo yourself
>>85780459Weren't they supposed to have a relatively bloodless and uneventful history? Honestly, and this is likely tangential, but depending on how nonviolent an alien species is, there's a chance that they might not even have the concept of a "Weapon". Like everything weapon like they have would be a tool that has another, nonviolent purpose and the idea of a tool specifically designed for inflicting violence on others isn't something they have.
>>85780490Why'd he delete it
>>85780399she is so much hotter than her gay dolphin friend
>>85780506why were you looking in that thread dude that's a cuckold thread
>>85780506ive managed to avoid ever actually being in that rancid thread in all my years on trash until now when i clicked one of those links fuck dammit
Katiafag is probably the same guy trying to tie Bridget with bfur
One most conceptualize the size difference between you and your waifur
>Not long after their marriage, Cheng's cousin Wei Yin met Miss Ren; he didn't believe at first that his cousin had found such a beautiful woman to be his wife. Because of his disbelief, he went to Cheng's house to see his new bride one day after Cheng had left. Stunned by her beauty, Wei Yin tried to make a move on Miss Ren and intended to rape her. Miss Ren fought against him but was too weak to break free of his hold, so instead she asked him to hold off for just a moment and became very sad. When asked why she looked so upset, Miss Ren said it was because she felt bad for Cheng because she was all that he has in life that was nice while Wei Yin was rich and had had many beauties; if Wei Yin were to take her as well, Cheng would be left with nothing. This brought Wei to his senses and he apologized to Miss Ren.Amazing
>>85780504For there to be a monarch, there would certainly at least be guards who are trained and regimented in the fields of self-defense. I don't know if bio-grav is something that can effectively be harnessed for personal defense purposes; that's best reserved for something of a larger scale such as mechs or ships, but they certainly possess basic melee weapons if nothing else. A specialty of their species enabling a form of flight grants them a functionally indefinite upward scale for height superiority over ground forces or just solo offenders. Imagine getting poked by sticks from a few bratty Hoopers levitating just out of reach.
Thoughts on waifur with cerebral palsy?
herro my name is anonymous waifur
>>85780528i like to imagine averi is about 4.5 ft tall but there is a lot of variance in her art sometimes she's like 2 or 3 ft tall other times she's like 5'7 so just kind of had to pick what i liked...
>>85780506Death upon them all, I say.I mean that, such people do not deserve to live. It is a benefit if they perish.
>>85780550would you still love averi if she farted on your dick and it was after a big chicken sandwich so uh oh stinky
>>85780528This pic except Yes is a standing blowjob.
sodas on cups are peak
>>85780555did he get banned? lol if true he probably was the guy making those posts and wanted to advertise them here
>>85780591dagasi is hot but people who characterize contemporary noelle as a loli (i know she's a teen) want their jailbait a wee bit too much
>>85780575I think good ol Fenni would not give great blowjobs
>>85780543Yeah, but to what level of training do the guards have? Like are we talking supersoldiers? Special forces? the guy from the navy SEAL copypasta? Or are are they nonviolent enough that their most elite soldiers are on the level of like, maybe SWAT cops or even just cops in general? Even in humans just the PRESENCE of someone that looks like security is enough to deter a LOT of bad behavior, what would it do to a species that's far less belligerent than us?And also, the hoopcat's form of flight is actually probably kind of shit for combat. Yeah antigrav is nice but we don't know how fast or high they can go, and floating opens up a lot of... interesting considerations for combat. A couple things that come to mind for the latter point are 3D combat just... fucking sucking ass for everyone involved, being weightless meaning that you can be pushed around super easily, and most ranged weapons past a certain point being a pain in the ass to use since shooting them once would cause you to rotate. And that's not even touching on the fact that "Attacking from further than you can reach" is actually kind of hard if you aren't a species that instinctively knows how to do it.
>>85780592Time to check desuarchive and find out.
>>85780592>>85780619No, wasn't him. Seemed to just be a regular anon.
Ive been building up my oc waifur. I hope you don't hate on her too much.
>>85780619>>85780636Idk the /trash/ janny might've just went easy on him. I mean it was a pretty flagrant advertising post
>>85779441Oddly, sexo
>>85780646Who is your OC my nigga I will not hate her
>>85780651Eh, maybe it wasn't.Doesn't change what I said, blackedfags and cuckolds all need to perish.
>>85780646Is she like Marrow where she fucks anthros cus if so we don't want her
>>85780665Tomorrow's threads. I'm too tired right now. But I've put a good amount of thought into her.
>>85780671Yep
>>85780687post her cropped ears and nothing else
>85780677Rent free lmao*dabs on you*
>>85780677She has a thing for human men. Although she's never laid with one.
>>85780696>Doesn't deny itI will never understand having a fetish for whores.
>>85780698is this preferable to the opposite way around?
>85780706There are a lot of things that you do not understand.
>>85780696Spacewhale you should do a meme lineup with all of your main girls shaved like the cartoon gag to show off their various skin color.
>>85780696Do you actually genuinely think we like her or accept her as a thread OC or something cus we don't
>>85780724Butt they already have plenty of their skin exposed…?
>what 35 years without a waifur does to a man
>>85780731speak for yourself
>>85780739He speaks for me too
>>85780732But they should have EVEN MORE exposed for the gag!
>>85780693>>85780707She's been through a lot. Grew up in beastkin lands. Always saw her own kind as wanting to exploit her, humans even more so. But eventually she got paired with (me) on a mission and we hit it off.
>>85780745maybe I like slutty barbarian puss
Sexual intercourse with mature avian women
>85780731>”we”Thanks for demonstrating some of those things that you do not understand :3
>>85779444Fishjobs
>>85780762is this the ai one?
>>85780762I mean if she loves you then hey
>>85780399She's alright I guess
>>85780768>Pranking her by drinking nothing but holy water for the preceeding week
>>85780774Yeah no that's a we alright, fuck off
Currently, the sullen look on your face tells meYou see something more pure in me than this dirtyWhen I'm with you, I no longer have tainted fleshWhere violation teared my dress before you
>>85780774Do you really believe that there's only one person who hates your character?
>>85780774Spacewhale for once shut the fuck up and stop replying to them
>>85780775Who the hell is Fish Jobs...?
>>85780813fish job deez nuts
>>85780618I don't personally believe Hoopking has a form of regularized combat training, rather it is handled as a rite which draws in part from the nature of royal guards being hand-picked; not just any cat can defend her majesty. Classical training in polearms feels most appropriate to cover for the shortcomings provided by their naturally stubby limbs, but no juicing, unethical or bizarre augmentations beyond possible cybernetics or armaments. Picrel is an example of what I have in mind there.Regular deterrence is their main function beyond the social and cultural dignification. It's a case of recognizing an unfortunate necessity but integrating it seamlessly with their culture. The threat is real, but they are very ceremonial in nature like the Crown's royal guards. To the point on a loss of control, it's simple to imagine the effects of kinetic energy displacing such a small figure unless we also factor in precisely the extent of a Hoopcat's control over their own local field; those selected for their role may be of prestigious pedigree or were specialty-bred (with all the uneasy implications of that from our perspective) for natural force sensitivity or robustness. So a common cat or pilot wouldn't have the same anchor strength as one such protector. Ferals are already a known subspecies, so who knows what else their race has to offer. Four arms? Referring back to weapons, I admittedly feel as though simple melee armaments are an attempt to traditionalize the Hoopcat societal image of what a proud warrior of old would look like. Tribal tech at its most seamless, and of course they could also just double as lasers as well.
>hey guys is this the place where the human males and anthro females who fuck eachother?>ok so I got this female anthro and she fucks every male anthro in her tribeWhy are browns like this
>>85780731The Marrow Hate is more art and artist related than anything else.If a Popfur artist with digital style came here and started posting a previously AxA only character with humans and talking about how much furfags suck they'd be openly praised and probably only get the barest of negativity.
>>85780806No>85780803>85780796Marrow month marches merrily >:3
can u niggas have slower threads so i dont have to go into the archives to look at shit threads i missed while sleeping
>>85780504>Weren't they supposed to have a relatively bloodless and uneventful history?Yeah.>depending on how nonviolent an alien species is, there's a chance that they might not even have the concept of a "Weapon". Like everything weapon like they have would be a tool that has another, nonviolent purpose and the idea of a tool specifically designed for inflicting violence on others isn't something they have.This is why I had the idea of a gravity weapon. We know that they figured out FTL relatively quickly due to their biological gravity manipulation, so the idea of them having some kind of physics gun or pulse projector would make sense both as a tool and as a "weapon". Then all that they need to do to weaponize it it is make it bigger and give it more power.
>>85780543>>85780618>>85780827Do you think the hoopqueen makes her hoopguards were funny oversized hoophats?
>>85780852>Marrow month marchescan she march on me
>>85780776Ai until I get proper drawfags to get on board. I know one but he's practicing after a break first.
>>85780874Same dude same I love adhg
>>85780745oh yeah? well that other guy speaks for me
>>85780880oh you already got guys. i was just going to wish you success in getting your waifur drawn as that is one if the most important functions of the board imo
>>85780847No I'm pretty sure that wouldn't happen, and even then that's not an equivalent because Marrow is canon, while in your situation it's the artist openly retconning that character and vouching hmofaCase in point, Newt
>>85780847No? They'd be accused of not actually giving a shit about hmofa, attentionwhoring, and would then be told to make a new character. I have no issues with an artist doing non hmofa stuff as long as they keep it out of hmofa and don't try to desperately double dip their characters like a dishonest prick.
>>85780885errmmm akshually i just like paws.... like, erm..... akshually dude
>>85780899Suuuure
the post has been made
>>85780896>7oomer cope
>>85780847Remember hmofaware? That didn't play out for that one artist
>>85780887I think we should have my guy and your guy fight each other like pokemon to determine who's right
>>85780896He posted those images in this thread.
>>85780912He wasn't doing that though.
THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS!COME TO ME ALL!!!ASTAROTH BEELZEBUB ASMODEUS BAPHOMET LUCIFER LOKI SATAN CTHULHU LILITH HELA DEATH!IS!COMING!!!FOR **ALL** BROWNS/KEKS/SHITTED POSTERS!!!!!!!!!
>>85780869they wear extra large tail sleeves that exaggerate their individual tail hoop shape, but imo it'd be cool if their helmets covered their eyes like those practically do anywayi do like to imagine they'd be comically serious 24/7 tho (and very satisfying to fluster in the event that a human somehow bumbles in one's vicinity)
>>85780912i still don't know what happened
>>85780912Not quite the same but I get what you're saying.Seriously, what did he think was going to happen.
>>85780936People had a problem with a random non-hmofa OC making it into the /hmofa/ game, and a shitposter got way too loud about it and played both sides while the artist was being a retard and doubling down, which created a shitfling out of something smallThe project wouldn't have gone anywhere either way I think, the bar for contribution was really high
>>85780892It's a guy completely unrelated to these threads. I've commissioned before but not of my waifur.
>>85780951IMO HmofaWare needed a template for assets similar to the KFS NPCs and a dedicated coder willing to make the games.
>>85780827Classical polearms also fit since spears are part of the lowest "Tier" of weapons, the ones derived from basic hunting tools. Though depending on the level of nonviolent that they are, they could be less "spears, pikes and halberds" and more of those mancatchers. Especially if they're mostly ceremonial and used for riot control (Or have only ever been used for that)And as for the loss of control, it's not even JUST being pushed around, but ranged weapons tend to not be fired in line with the center of mass, meaning that every time one (Above a certain tech level) is fired, a rotational moment is introduced to the body. Normally this doesn't matter all that much, but if you're floating in the air, there's nothing physically preventing you from doing cartwheels in the air, even if you were to "pin" your body to a specific place in the air to prevent any lateral movement.And that's assuming that they even have brains capable of understanding ranged combat. Like I alluded to, something as simple as throwing a ball at a target is surprisingly hard if your body and brain arent' designed to be able to do so. It seems easy, but that's because humans are literally the only known species that intuitively understands how to do so and has the requisite anatomy. Take that shit away and you might have a species that just doesn't develop any ranged weaponry for an extremely long time. We could very well have a situation where it's just too difficult for a hoopcat to be able to lock themselves in an areal position, prevent rotation, and be able to reliably hit anything for it to be feasible. On the flipside though this DOES lead to an interesting potential inter species interaction where both sides are astonished at the other's ability to just intuitively do something they find extremely difficult.Plus the whole "Bein' able to fly" thing DOES sorta make developing ranged weapons less of a priority. Christ this turned into an essay...
>>85780869
>>85780951>The project wouldn't have gone anywhere either way I think, the bar for contribution was really highI am getting so pissed off how often I have to repeat this.I was working on the game, my computer died and I don't have the money for a new one. When all that gets sorted out, I will get back to it.Also you act like people had to know coding and art and everything, not true. One person could do coding for a minigame and someone else could contribute the art for it, or vice versa.
>>85780974i feel bad for the one cat whose hoop looks like a schlong
>>85780974>ask her to float perfectly horizontal>shooting hoops with your Hoop's hoop hat hoop
>>85780974See, now I KNOW these things suck at throwing shit because there is NO WAY that you would design a hat like THAT and not immediately encounter a problem with people trying to chuck shit through it.
There's probably some freak Hoopcat out there with a messed up tail hoop with like three additional unconnected joints jutting out at the base and it just looks like an OK gesture.
>>85780985Don't think it matters how their own hoops are shaped. It's a uniform.>>85780974>halberdToo scary!How about a staff, instead? With a small ring/hoop on the business end.
>>85781014Consider:
>>85781014>Don't think it matters how their own hoops are shaped. It's a uniform.but that and the visual gag of a tiny floating alien cat wearing a giant dick hat is funny
>>85780910You make post
>>85781014>>85781023Funny
>>85780910Go back to your containment discord
>>85781039Now instead of deadly weapon, it's a practical (And honestly stylish, mancatchers are cool) tool for non-lethally subduing criminals!
>>85780967Yes, very unsophisticated overall. They may well be capable of developing something of greater technical application with a concise mechanical function such as the mancatcher idea I keep seeing mentioned, but there's that traditional element at play which serves the mainly ceremonial status of being a praetorian in the first place. We haven't been given any hard numbers on their natural field generative force (beyond that it can make a guy cum) and it's probably out of Bleat's paygrade if I'm being honest, so these are figures that will need to be determined and casually accepted. If it sounds right to him, it'll pass.Hoopcats with restraint weapons/tools "anchoring" in place is a very unique method of threat suppression or maintaining custody of an assailant. Two or three trained cats may be enough to hold down a grown man for example, but the number required for unconditioned cats would be disproportionately higher, thus highlighting the natural gap between two such examples.For this situation, applying their force as a form of noclip toggling feels right; wearing the field across themselves like an invisible second skin.
>>85780186>she gets arrestedFucking prudes she has more covered than a string bikini wearer.
>>85781039Hoopcat nation's pride.
>>85781039It doubles as a grabber arm if she presses a switch on the haft
>>85781041I don't get it
>>85781105It's genius...
>>85781105Oh man, this is brilliant.You don't even need to resize it.
>>85781041he does that because other artists who could post their stuff here don't
Ninja hoopcat with a chakram and samurai hoopcat with a guandao
>>85781117>>85781119>was thinking of their dumb playset ship control setup when saying that>realize this completely tracks with their benign naturethey're calling them the most whimsical galactic empire of all time....
>>857811201. If they won't post it here then it's not meant to be here2. They're cropped3. It's paypiggy shit so I don't care
>Hoopcats wielding children's toyshehe
>>85780974Same energy
>>85781145They also make grown up versions of these. I highly suggest getting one for the home, since they're a godsend if something falls behind/under something.
>>85781140almost all of the pictures he's cropped are /hmofa/ or feature art from know users, regular or irregular. this is like saying lynn isn't meant to be here because delta doesn't post or draw much anymore>paypiggy shitnone of these have been that, otherwise he'd do the same thing for every lorepaw teaser
>>85781145Japanese police actually uses those
>>85781154>They also make grown up versions of these.They're made of metal and have had all the color and joy drained from them. Sad...
>>85781161Those man catchers are mainly a Chinese thing
y'think hoopcats revere claws as a concept in human society since they may or may not possess them as wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhISJkK42vM
>>85781166Uh, no? Now they're just more "Robot" colored. Plus the grown up versions have versions with magnets in the end. MAGNETS. The grabbers didn't have the color and joy drained from them, YOU just lost your childlike wonder.
>>85781181WHALE it's REALLY obvious whenEVER you're TALKING to someone DID you know that WHALE
>>85781158If they don't post their art here then they're not thread artists, and solo pictures are not actually hmofa, it's no different than just posting random pictures from e6 when you could be reposting art that we actually get from thread artistsAlso again they're cropped, so it means fuckall
>>85781147>Sir, the Hoopcat Delegation has arrived.
>>85781193okay except artists have also posted their work here after him, including once before him and he just missed it
>>85781171The Japanese police also use 'em. Couple other East Asian countries too, but China uses them the most because they both have the largest population of the countries that use 'em and they're a totalitarian state. Also apparently european countries also used to use 'em, but they were phased out at some point.
New thread:>>85781212>>85781212>>85781212Remember to hide and ignore all bait and off-topic posts.
>>85781186Evidently it's not obvious enough since I'm not whale.
>>85781206I just remember seeing those Chinese covid vids with the man catchers.
>>85781166Be a man and shape the world around you.Paint them with your leftover Citadel paints, slap some waifur stickers on them!Add a cute ribbon if you're feeling adventurous.
>>85781221Yeah, the CCP police have some... really interesting tactics. They're really jumpy with the mancatchers, and they also have those dumb curtain things that they pull out when they're trying to hide something from the public.
>>85781136Kek
>>85781242Hey, it's more complicated than it looks, Terran!
>>85781242Yjk one of these is a self destruct button.
>>85781259One fires a laser that can destroy planets, but Peace is very careful to not accidentally press it
the last jmofa
perv
>>85781534ASSA
>>85780368>They're in the NTR threadAnd you know it because you're one of them.And because you've posted your shitted greens here I also know that you latched onto many characters already, not just Bridge.I really hope indians get wiped out with some virus that can't infect actual humans some day
>>85781825Hey I want these faggots dead too like any upstanding person, but I don't think that guy is one of them. Maybe calm down a little.
