haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85787857/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse,racchouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
i want......sandwich
im trying to kitty so hard ;_;
spooky bibaspiba. or spooba? no that sounds like booba
>>85798200*scritches you at the base of your tail*
>>85798200Want some catnip?
>>85798207tail is in pieces right meow because i need to improve the stuffing and the mounting :c
>>85798233i believe in you kitty you can do it
>>85798241i need to finish fixing it before halloween, but thats gonna be a lot of work. im glad the paws worked out fine the first time, id be going insane if i had to redo those.
>straight furry porn animation with audio>wet slapping sounds>girl moaning>but no guy moaningi can't take it anymore
>>85798361You’re supposed to make those yourself
>>85798367i can't self insert as the girl if i do that
>>85798374this post is me
did science figure out why making your own food tastes better
>>85798436Probably not since that’s not true
>>85798488umm its true for a lot of things like sandwiches and pizza
>>85798388but i'm me
>>85798361do you want to fap to straight furry porn animations together and then i can moan and self insert as the guy
>>85798530can you insert your self into
>>85798536i cant
>>85798542why not
>>85798549im a thirty year old virgin
>>85798553im a 28 year old virgin
>>85798559oh i um i uh bye
Poss has fled from the battle!
alone again....
>>85798677Naturally
>>85798677i'm right here
>>85798739what's that supposed to mean>>85798757hihello
>>85798764ugh it's a song zoomzoom
>>85798873being yelled at again.....
>>85798873i know that song but i didnt get it
i normally have a fan in my window that i turn on at night to make my room nice and chilly but for some reason it smells like PEE outside so i have to be in this boiling hot room or else have my whole room smell like PEE which is BAD
>>85798886Here you gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC-U7ZnYYBE
>>85798935dude i know the song ijust didnt get your reference
I woke up and made more tea, this one is called Slumber in Seattle. Caffeine free and smooth drinking
>>85798960>woke up>drink slumber potionerm
i wish i could slumber
im a stupid worthless neet
Do you listen to stuff while sleeping?Kinda like these 10hr nature soundsSometimes mario icebergs
im gay and a. neet sort of
i miss being unemployed
little loser with regret
>>85799206me
can you go be sad somewhere else so my pbf doesnt think im depression posting at this hour er i mean im sorry things will get better
>>85799218can you and your pbf post your cocks slapping together if you're so happy
im not happy im just not depressed at the moment
i dont know what i am anymoreim an embarrassment
>>85799229can you do it anyway
im happy
>>85799255yay
>>85799210no way were like same did you drink a little a lot tonight too
>>85799255What’s hiding behind that smile?
Killed 2 of my generals again
>>85799278i only drink soba
>>85799280hes 40. of course he had bullshit he had to go through
>>85799294your such a good boy poss lvoe you
>>85799306i love you too
>>85799166Sometimes I like listening to heavy rain, thunderstorms, and ocean sounds as background noise. I never tried it while sleeping but I will tonight.
>>85799166just a really loud fan
its my bursday......
>>85799369happy boyday
>>85799369HAPPY BDAY POSS
>>85799028It's 1am I need the slumber potion.>>85799166Yeah sometimes I just put on an audio book I've already listened to or I put on desert night ambience. It's comfy.
>>85799369Happy Birthday!!!!!!!
>>85799314im happy you said that but its you knowthis all sort of stinks in good way
>>85799379>>85799388>>85799400heheheh.. thank you so much possies i love u guys!!!!!
are we just going to ignore maid admitting he plays games caged and in thigh highs from last thread
>>85799446everyone does that
>>85799446Are you saying you don’t?
detransitioner jax
ftm pomni
>>85799369happy birthday possy
>>85799469that would be cool
>>85799446it’s clearly not poet
>>85799576nuhuh
detransitioner pbf
fox boybut silly
>>85799945foxes can't be silly that's absurd
im just not gonna drink beer anymore to be honest whats the point why did i drink 25 thousand liters of beer even though every time i drank it i said i would stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsrHfj9Z9C4i wish i had a friend group like this
>>85800034i would get tired of having an unfunny zoomer oneyplayswatching vrchat friendgroup very fast
>>85800043which kind of friendgroup would be more fun
>>85800093if i could have a fantasy friendgroup ummidk im really unlikeable and unfun to be with and i kind of hate people so idkif we could play a game with each other kind of silently and only talk about the game and not about real life stuff or anything that would be great
>>85796289i demand a reupload I DEMAND A REUPLOADAAAAAAAAHHHH >A<
>>85800105well thats ok liking the mechanics and combat and stuff over the social stuff is fine poss. it's pretty cool. having a friendgroup like that would be cool too
>>85800223i dont like when friends ask me personal stuff because im a neet that doesnt do anything except play games with them sometimesi wish they would understand that that i only exist as a meat npc thats sometimes able to play games with them
no poss too great
i hate possphobs
>>85800813posshouse game lobby where we're all caged and one top has the lovense access
didnt meant to reply to that post sorry
it cant be undone and we will all remember
>>85800959sounds lovely
hey im fat
>>85800959i want to play but my balls still hurt
>>85801099that makes my pp hard
>get to work early for once>shitty cellphone timekeeping software wont let me log in >error occurred :) error occurred :) error occurred :)>by the time i get to somewhere i can do it manually im not early>have to hope no one questions your integrityits almost like this shits designed to be defective and frustrate wagies
>>85800959i wonder how common something like this is4-5 gay dudes just rent out the same house/apartment
>>85801157i wish i wasn't self reliant so i had a reason to
>look up libra starsign>only mention is sept 25-oct 22ishwasnt there like a new dating system 3 or 4 years ago? did it already get dropped because it didnt catch on or no one cared? oh well im old and would rather keep the old rules anyaays
meow
i slept for 18 hours in the last 24 hourswhat the fuck is wrong with meat leas i woke up in the morning
>>85801352wow lucky
i haven't slept more than 2 hours a single night this week
>>85801367do you have a job or
>>85801371yes
>>85801382that sucks do you drink coffee and energy drinks
>>85801391 i drink 1 cup of black coffee in the morning only at work
>>85801406what about screen time do you turn your phone or pc off at least an hour before bed
https://vocaroo.com/1YxuCSfFl1tK
>>85801421nah like 1 minutes before bed but youd think after an hour of staring at the ceiling that hour would be up right?
>>85801436i dont know if it works like that honestly
>>85801445sometimes ill go to bed earlier and ot doesnt work either, ive had insomnia problems for a long long time, and im never on my cellphone in bed
>>85801457have you tried some medication prescribed by a doctor
>>85801476no just a bunch of teas or melatonin (none of them work and some do the opposite)
>>85801494what about food do you eat really late
>>85801504sometimes but nights like last night was perfectly sized and scheduled with not a snack afterward for a solid 4 hours before bedtime with the same or worse results :(
>>85801534try finding a pbf to snuggle withor heroin idk
tempted to get into AROS
>>85801434>when my pbf has an autism voiceid still love him, but yknow
>>85801563i feel like these problems are going to last a very very long time
i have alot of old cornmeal i want to waste does anyposs know how to make those 1/4 inch thick cornbread disc's is it just cornmeal and water apparently no one on the internet has ever heard of them its not Johnny cakes those are too thicc theyre basically flat burnt cornbread
apparently its called lacy cornbread
>>85801434sounds like a bad Žižek impression
i don't care for zizek but toilet ideology cracks me up every time i think about it
mmm mild burning sensation on my left nut that never goes away
im a disgusting faggot and should kill myself
the cord to my headphones literally got stuck under my belly fold
i wonder if people tend to like me because i strongly reek of marijuanayou wouldn't believe how many times ive been somewhere, like at the hospital one time and the nurse goes "you smell good" and im like haha yeah weed
>>85799968if yotes can be silly then can foxes can too
>>85801204haha same like I have all this space that just accumulates clutter and there's cuddleable dudes out there like renting and shit I could bring them home because they are free I could have 458 ducksbut then I don't want to bring them home because they're scary internet posses and they're probably unloved for a reason (projection)
>>85799369happy birthday poss hope it's a good one
lovense sync between homies, but it's penetrable toy x penetrable toy
>>85802007skunk weed smells sorta like horny peoplemuskmight could be it crosses the signals
>>85802055yeah.. 2 empty bedrooms turned clutter rooms, be successful they said, success just locks in your loneliness
>>85802007i keep all my weed in this little cabinet in my dresser thats right below my socks and underwear and now that i restocked 8-10 little jars worth theyre all permeated with the smell of freshly dried bud
>>85802105oh well at least I have a shitty house half rebuilt out in the hinterlands that I can distract myself from life by going and fixing on for a whileit totally doesn't remind me that I'm building a literal fortress of solitude on the tallest hill in the area (fifteen feet above the water table)maybe some day I'll meet another fag who has found himself in a similar situation and we can uhhh like live together when it is mutually good feelings-y to do sooh wait I'd need to go outside and meet people irl and that's really going quite well
>>85802163yeah ive basically done the exact same thing i just let a couple family members enjoy it for me since its not like ill ever have friends or family to bring out there with me so they'll get more use out of it than i ever will and i just pay for everything
i smoked 3 blunts and jerked off 3 times this morning
me when im kibby
>>85802236does the weed even affect you that much anymore smoking that much?
im beginning to think top's fetish for smooth effeminate twinks is actually an unhealthy fetish for males of a questionable age and honestly this has made me respect tops less, fucking perverts
I hate autumnThe colors are beautiful, but I already feel cold and sick
>>85802258be nice
>>85802257yeah it does obviously not as much though. when i took a break for a few months and smoked for the first time again it knocked me out and i jad a panic wttack
>>85802258no one really minds if you invent more ways to project yourself into permanent inceldom, poss
>>85802200I halfheartedly tried to get what family I have left to move out there but it didn't really work, parents are old and set into dying in their separate 3br houses deep in the cities paying 6k/yr in property taxbrother's gone and got the entirely wrong idea from the mistakes I made and bought a shitpile house of his own 4hrs awayoh well I tried, fucking nuclear family bullshit, killing off the far superior extended family>>85802258yeah clean shaven pubes is kinda gross for that reasonuse the moustache trimmer thing that looks like a hair clipper with a short guard on it, gets them outta the way without looking bad>>85802267omg chimken hiiiii oh well at least soon all the boxelder bugs will go back to hell where they belong
>>85802258what about bottoms that present themselves as smooth effeminate twinks because they have a fetish for looking like a kid?
>>85802258you're just mad because you're old and ugly and nobody wants to give you their penis
do i keep getting scammed with weed, because it barely does anything at all ever....im not getting it from shady places or anything since it's legal here
>>85802296i smoke alot but solo blunts are ALOT i find i plateau really early anyways and its just killing my throat at that point i stick with around 4 or 5 bongrips and try to take a break though sometimes it just turns intk a bong rip every 15 for the whole nightthough really it's mostly just to ration it
>>85802304these family have very awful lifestyle choices so i know they'll both be dead in 10-20 years time or less so by then i can go full hermit mode and rot in the woods alone and unnoticed, ive already thought all this through and its probably how it'll turn out
how many kibbies are there here
>40 and shave my pubeshaha
>>85802376oh yeah the brother already went through the painpills/heroin/meth cycle and fount a girlfriend in rehabthey're doing their thing out on their own, all I see when I go out there is deadly levels of loneliness but they got each other to lean against so they'll probably outlive meeveryone has awful life choices when viewed from the wrong angle, where from their FOV they're doing what makes the most sense of all the options availablemaybe that's my problem I just gotta get more options into my field of view so that I can like do something more betterer with my shitty existence
just passed by a couple and i tried to make eye contact with both of them but they looked away
>>85802411more liek 36 and trim them outta the waysame with ass hair, you shave it and it makes stubble where you trim it and it doesn't sandpaper
>>85802461I do either or depending on the mood
>>85802455normalscum fears the possumgaze
>>85799369Happy Birthday, I hope you're well,Hope it's fun and hope it's swell,You deserve a day to relax and rest,Kick your feet up, you're the best!
>>85802455yeah people usually frown and pretend youre not there at all right even when youre giving them your best smile
>>85802455>>85802506>>85802540why are you staring down strangers expecting a positive reaction?
i was taking a walk with my pbf and some autist started smiling at us for no reason
>>85802552well they're not total strangers is the thing but also i dont know them very well at all but i just thought i should make eye contact but maybe i shouldnt idk
>>85802564well if they arent strangers that is different so i dunno there poss maybe theyre jerks
Why are they calling them p-vision it sounds dumb
is miloff the new kakhao?how long do you think it will be before he comes out as gay and only draws m/m?
is stryngo the new cazley?
>>85802564next time give them your craziest eyes and open-mouthed basedface type smileusually gets people to at least laugh
>>85802587does he draw cages as fantastic as kakhao? if so i need to check him out
flicking my bean right now (rubbing my perineum)
>>85802603i think they would probably just think im a mentally retarded person
is styropyro the new filthy frank
Racc Schnasty and Possem Wossem linked up.Need it or keep it?
>>85802614thatsthejoke.tiff
>>85802618bot post
what rantsona species should i choose for my youtube rant channel?
>>85802629theres nothing funny about ruining my social status
>>85802607artists need to start working with writers for dialogue
>>85802618i wish there was a youtube channel that did stuff like gentlemens guide or deadly twister but now of days instead
>>85802711i like it fine
calling your sexual partner "buddy" is fucked up
>search miloff, chastity_cage>zero resultsshame guess not
good morning possums i just awoke from a crazy zombie survival dream that was really cool and immersive and one of the first fun dreams i had in a while
>>85802758why?
>>85802758I'm not your buddy, guy
>>85802793because buddy isnt an already sexualized term so it sounds incest adjacent
torrented all of adventure time, it doesnt have playlist files. sigh.
>>85802812i dont think i ever called siblings or anything buddy that sounds weird..
>>85802854your uncle would call you buddy
>>85802864so would brack
>>85802864no he wouldnt
>>85802887he's not nearly canadian enough
debating on cashing out my us treasury bond before they make me sign in with fucking facial recognition just for a whopping 1% interest
>>85802939they made me take my glasses off when I renewed my drivers licensespecifically didn't get the gold star good boy fakeid to avoid thiswelcome to the machine
>>85802966ive renewed mine by mail twice so my picture is like 15 years old now
>>85802982>renewed mine by mailwait whatdid I fuck myself in an avoidable waynow I feel even worse
>>85803001your state probably has extra anal requirements
>>85802966i got my license renewed recently and they did the same thing they made me take off my hat and my glasses and im literally always wearing my hat and my glasses so the pic just doesnt look like me at alli get the hat thing but im very nearsighted and dont leave the house, let alone drive, without glasses
>>85803013I shoulda showed up in a hijab and claimed to be trans-somalian
>>85802930exactly thats a good thing
>>85803046they'll probably make me next time but i think im grandfathered in to like 2035 at least unless i get lucky and they allow me to use a 20 year old picture well into my 40si don't think they have a clue really its all bullshit hassle
>>85803119:csending hugwaves through the intertubes 2uoff to make something of my day
>>85803013>anal requirements woah haha....
>>85803163if those were a test id be president or at least a senator by now
just checked out the kind of ai stuff my aunt and mom have been watching on facebook and tiktok and honestly we should just hope an asteroid comes and takes us out soon because we are beyond a lost cause
