/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5514>"Dental Examination" Edition--Stories--By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 36)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776By Rotham>Down in the Moominvalleyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/94225121>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 58)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541By Constray>For Sale: Old Manor, Not Haunted (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92253021By Itsunos_Vision>Shadow of the Flame (Ch. 30)https://archiveofourown.org/works/64534276By deerlover7>Hidden Between Dark (Ch. e)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92060321By Phaffabout>The Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 8)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 28)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By JacklinMauer>The Gambler (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/93883106By ResidentDegnerate>Boy Meets Goylehttps://rentry.org/p88hq8kaBy Scan>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 4)https://rentry.co/pigeon-postalBy Hills_of_mud>A reward for the faithfulhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93546541[ Story Masterbin ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa| [ Story Update List ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]:https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85802759Missed a thread or two?:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
пepвый, нaхyй!
Scug flip
>>85805700в пapaвoзикe
>>85805701Rotate a scug in you mind
need bird wife
:3
>>85805717I wish there was more of this nerd bird
>>85805711бляяя
>>85805717same, brothersame...
>>85805717Sds should add her to mscnow that i think about it he didn't model any other species except the canines, felines, and hyenas
What would you do if a human women who dresses strangely and acts a lot like your waifur takes a deep interest in you? (She's your waifur's mary sue self-insert OC)
>>85805826i'll turn her into waifur
>>85805826Is my waifur a fucking wizard or something making fictional characters come to life? Idgi
Someone help my boy he’s trapped with a vicious predator
>>85805826i would fall madly in love with her and tell her that even though she's a human, there wouldn't be anything wrong with her being an unwashed rabbit
>Wubba dubba dub, is that true?
>>85805826im not in a place in life where a relationship is a priority or something i would realistically pursue>when will you be?probably never
>>85805677We're on our third batch of bi-weekly story prompts!Our last batch was>Dark clouds and distant thunder had dominated the sky for days now, and...>Cruising down the highway in the dead of night was always relaxing for...>New restaurants were always nice to try, but the food at this particular place smelled...The entries for it were>Untethered - prompt oneshotA story of a soldier encountering a rather unnerving wolfly woman of the supernatural variety.>Deer in the headlightsDoe lady winds up in over her head after a vehicular mishap>The horned doeAfter failing at life, a man hydroplanes off the road and into a fairy tale scene>Untitled By Hamlet of TroyA cat woman and a man named Barry fall victim to a random chimp event while stopped at a gas station>Lucky Find by AnonA man and a horse woman on a far off alien world encounter each other in the night, and discover something quite unusualSO, next we have three new prompts for your consideration:>The fog was thick, the air was cold, and the...>Gold and bronze leaves adorned the trees in the...>Dark twisting corridors wound their way through...Write us something quick, anything from 2k to 10k words, and let's see what's on your mind. Amateurs or people who have never written are especially encouraged to partake.CURRENTLY, we have for this batch of entries:By ResidentDegnerate>Boy Meets Goylehttps://rentry.org/p88hq8kaA news reporter happens upon Ivy (yes that one), and has a less than pleasant experience at the diner he finds her in.By Rotham>Down in the Moominvalleyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/94225121An American man sick of his life sells what little he owns and goes to Moominvalley. On his way, he comes upon a lonely cottage with a lonely fillyjonk inside.The next batch is on Oct 13th.
>>85805902what if the great epoch of the waifur comes? will you have a change of heart?
>>85805880Hmofa rhythm heaven clone when
>Human Males on Female AnthrosIs that so?
>>85805700>>85805711>>85805793HУ ДABAЙ APTЁM
>>85805826unlike what most people itt would proclaim, i personally do not hate human women and still crave their touch and attentioni would be all over that like an indians entrails being all over the ground after getting run over by a train
>>85805826maybe.................hard maybe. if she puts on a fursuit for sex, ill consider it.
>>85805935i do believe it is so
>>85805701You got that scug dancing with a hazer Gif
>>85805866>I will never have an anthro woman talk to me like this
>>85805935There’s raunchy no holds barred hmofa right here you shit posting faggot. >>85805866
>>85805826Hmm, this cute petite girl sure is smelling me a lot, and likes licking me all over….
>>85805806Maybe some day SDS will bless us with some avian or scaly characters
>>85805937>lowtiertasialmao
>>85805826I'd realize I was a work of fiction in some deranged fox's head. But I'd humbly request for the setting to be changed into one with anthros and humans.
>>85805923NTA but yes. If waifurs become real I would probably open up more, especially if she takes interest in me. I don't really like talking to most people because you're not rewarded for being open and honest, just taken advantage of or mocked or ignored.
>>85805993wait he modeled fangso he already did scalys
>>85805950most hetero russian post
>>85805729This character doesn't hurt my feelings because I'm an adult
>>85805866He's driving right into a lamppost if this keeps happening.
>>85805923i still wouldn't be in the right place, but i might be finally motivated to get there.hopefully there are still some good (any) waifurs left by then...
meat
>>85806048Nobody cares
>>85806032most hetero mge* post
>>85805937>If I'm still art begging in 6 years, I'm a failure.
imagine being a scalieshiter
>>85806074kek
>>85806048I’m proud of you, anon :,)
>>85806077someone needs to edit that croc into olivia
just jacked off
>>85806108おめでとう!!!
>>85806031Bird cabal needs to start lobbying SDS Industries
>>85806108>human seed wasted
>>85806120Redditor post.
>>85806065You replied so I guess that means you're a nobody
>>85806077Known for their big scalie tits
>>85806134You gonna spam more blacked porn?
>>85805950Pidor?
>>85806165Do you want me to? Well I'm about to take a wicked shit I might post a pic if I'm feeling cute. That's basically the same thing.
>>85805937>Writes two sluts next to Cure's drawing>Get that ass banned.
>>85806193>wickedHello fellow New Englander
>>85806193pls no anthro selfies
What if you had a maid?
>>85806244But I did eat breakfast this morning.
>>85805866Filtered
>>85806126wake me up when leafan is real and I get to marry her and snuggle with her in bed after she gets done doing cool karate poses and studying Jackie Chan moves + the Yakuza games for cool new moves
>>85806087That doesn't mean I like her
Apparently How I Learned to Love Hell(hounds) got updated.
burger so good it makes your alien gf cry
I knew Rajesh would be infesting this thread too
>>85806087>>85805729make this ugly bitch the queen of spades
payday waifurs performing a (sperm) bank heist
>>85806290That was Tay actually
>>85806285So did The 3 Bratty Mice. Doesn't mean shit unless the author posts here.
>>85806285Damn, someone should tell /hhg/ or any thread that cares
>>85806297>I SAID IT'S MOTHER FUCKING PAYDAY—
waifurs who are kinda fucked up
>>85806326Krusie > Kress > Carol x Kris > kriselle
>>85806297>1,000,000 cops dead and countless gunned down civilians (they wouldn't just shut the fuck up and sit down and kept shitting their pants because they apparently haven't seen a GUN before)>all so they can get preggy
Women that spread themselves like butter on toast
>>85806345Shut up nigger go play real games.
>>85806356women that love getting glazed like donuts
>>85806129how did you know i just watched this documentary kekif you had a kid with a small rodent waifur, would warwick davis be the result?
>>85806451No, because he isn't properly proportioned.Your child will be short, but he won't be a midget.
>>85806356Women that get filled up like cream pies
>>85806531ntr waifurs?
>1,674 hours to secure erase these hard drives before selling themholy...FUARK!
>>85806552minutes*
You'll get what's coming to you Rajesh
>>85806552Fuck that. Fire and hammers were invented to clear hard drives.
>>85806287>alien waifur from hyper-efficient culture where all the food was literal gray tasteless slop that was maximized for nutritional value at the expense of taste>she cries when she has borger because its the first thing she's ever eaten that had actual taste>she then has to go the hospital because borger is basically poison from how ultra-processed it was and its a shock to her system from eating nothing by extremely healthy slop her entire lifeSad!
>>85806299king*
>>85806574a good borgar wouldn't be ultra-processed like thatfresh meatfresh cheesefresh toppingsfresh bread
>>85805979This one?
>>85806569how can i sell them for $300-$400 a piece if i smash them with hammers...
>>85806261Look guys, he’s back to the filtered routine. Maybe you should work on your art instead of shit posting and it wouldn’t take you so long to finish anything.
>>85806607use your imagination
>>85806345Kris x Octavia >>>>>>>>
>>85805880Beefy lady
waifur that pimps you (a soda) out to be used by adult human men
>>85806606Yes, Thanks Gonna use it for art
>85806618We know what you're doing Rajesh this thread isn't as stupid as you think it is
This is you humsbando's daughter
FemReed's milkers and bountiful hips.................
Hey everyone, LunarOxide here with the final chapter of my gentle femdom / scifi story Eclipse!Here is where it all comes to an end. I want to thank everyone for the support and encouragement they've given me this past year, and as always, I hope you all enjoy this new chapter!But it's not quite over yet, there will be an epilogue for the story relatively soon, so be sure to keep an eye out for that!https://archiveofourown.org/works/69725786/chapters/251703331
>>85806680>the joke is you're a barren anthro femalesad
>>85806680She doesn't exist...
>>85806574>alien waifur also comes from a culture where hugging, kissing, intimacy etc is considered wasteful and inefficient >melts into your arms and enters a deep, trance-like state of relaxation from the overwhelming sensation of her first full hug
>>85806698YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>85806679>t. Rajesh
>>85806600fresh frozen meat from walmartfresh cheese from walmartfresh toppings from walmartfresh bread from costco
You just know "rajesh" genuinely got under his skin by how much he's trying to burn this insult out from constant repetition
accidentally fucked Lorepaw so hard his head hit the wall and he got knocked out but i kept going anyway just picked him up and started kissing his limp mouth while i fucked his floppy body award
>>85806693It only works 78% of the time.
Host here.New animation. (also, I think I forgot to post the other one.)https://files.catbox.moe/s87pnb.mp4My deranged fafic got updated.>Exploring Limbo (Ch. 31)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238/chapters/251129751
>>85806709That's that good shit right there
>>85806742and I wouldn't have it any other way
>>85805717Pfft. You gonna go for a nerd like that? Get yourself a real woman.
>>85805957Same.
>>85806840>You gonna go for a nerd like thatyesi like smart gals
>>85806667missed satan quads by onedang
>>85806693Hot
>>85805717
>>85805826I'd be concerned.And also immediately explaining how I prefer her as she is. Not as some persona.
>>85806706>>85806707I like to imagine that kind of shitposting would be common in /afohm/
>>85806806Hot, now do it with a scug
>>85806896Dammit. I was trying to draw you off so I could swoop in on the nerd bird.
>>85806806Sex with bolds, very nice. Glad to see the update too.
>>85806806woa very nice
>>85806618Is that cure?
>>85806896she also a kick ass
>>85806806good lord, she's getting a serious gaping
>>85806667Based
Mother-daughter wife sex
Imagine this but it's Adelaide meeting John Hugh Mann and a buncel lolhttps://files.catbox.moe/821c8j.mp4
What did you say to make her look at you like that?
>the last thing a filthy rancid nigger sees before its throat is ripped out
>>85807074God that was cringe
>>85807085She saw the back of my knee
>>85807085"I'm looking for a cute single human girl..."
>>85807127The Arthur Morgan impression was good tho desu
>>85807127Yes I think that was the intent, parodying those kinds of characters and writing
>>85807085
>>85807085>"Haha, good thing you are human where it counts, I was never into the cookie thing'
>>85807126Your obsession with apemen is getting out of hand.
>>85807085Just fucked a nigger baby to death
>>85807085>I have needs.
>>85807085Hey baby, are you a burger? Because I want to James Bond you
UDDERS.
>>85807192>Stem mammal wife still lays leathery eggs
>>85807085>"I LOVE COOKIES!!!"
wanted to make a text adventure game but remembered I can't write
>>85807277>"Claude, make an hmofa text game that satisfies everyone in the thread, make no mistakes'
Hop on deadlock
>Bridgette's final goodbye as she watches you kill yourself with a blank, unblinking stare
>>85807308I'll hop on Deadlock when she's a snek instead of a gecko
>>85807333Waste of trips, she'd never!Seriously she has made committing suicide an incredibly difficult task, actually.
>>85807333>Bridgebots grab and restrain you and jack you off until you lose consciousness
>>85807431oooh nooo I feel the sudden urge to kill myself please don't stop me bridgebots
>>85807431Ah hell nah it's like the concentration camps againifykyk
>>85807308I just finished a streetbrawl voting for mommy nurseI expect an anthro mod of her by the end of the month.
>>85806963Considering how quickly the shit posting stopped.
https://magma.com/d/vPgueKJekKCome and draw something
>>85807203Have written raptor-shaped monotreme. Makes more sense than plain raptors easily getting pregnant by humans, yes-yes?does not eliminate nasty cloaca fortunately there is authorial fiat
You get your waifur but it costs you your dick
>>85807308Hop on that ass. Fucking all the anthros in Deadlock.
>>85807308*TF2fixed it for you
I love hmofa
Cure shitposting hour
Waifur curled up in a ball sobbing because you plapped her too hard and the tip of your cock stabbed her womb several times before she managed to push you away and the pain is immense
>>85807662:(I'm not sure if cuddles and apologizing is the best medicine or if there's actual medicine that can help that.
>>85807708There is, she might even be familliar with it.
>>85807736Expie cute
>>85807593Tf2 is furfaggot central, everyone knows that
>>85805700PУCИЧИ OБЩИЙ CБOP
Would you pull an Amazonian waifur down to your level to ravage her?
>>85807773вaгинaльныe пepeмычки
>>85807790Aren't sergals pretty strong like definitely stronger than a human? Don't think that's viable
>>8580572980s Marrow
>>85807816Yeah but a woman who's stronger than you letting you have your way with her is pretty cool
>>85807816They're about the same I think
>>85807816I thought they were smaller than a human
>>85807803?????
Do monstergirls count as hmofa?
>>85807881The face a clueless expie makes when I turn on my blowtorch and she sees the pretty blue flame
>>85807913dependsare you referring to something specific?
>>85807913The ones that are anthro and not kemonomimi, yes.Look at it this way.If it's an animal with some traits of a human - it's anthro.If it's a human with some traits of an animal - it's not.
>>85807921>she wants to help me work in the garageThey sure are handy critters.
>>85807951How would she clean her fur if she gets oil stains?
>>85807881Rape this organism
>>85807995implying you can see them
>>85807662I'm sorry babe, in porn they show the dick penetrating the cervix and the girl moaning in pure ecstasy
>>85807913
>>85807995You go into the bathtub together naked to wash eachother
>>85808081all except 1 are plappable
The excrement bitch
Showing a waifur your loud penis
>>85807995Goo gone, or some other manner of degreaser.This is why scalie mechanics have a huge advantage. They just use cherrybomb and all the grease and oil comes right off.
>>85808081My wife is about a 3.5
>>85806285I thought it was finished?
>>85806504>Your child will be short, but he won't be a midget.I kinda do this with the twins because Terrance is very similar in height to Syringa's daughter who's got even more human in her making her more like 4-5ish feet
>>85808191my wife is an 11/10HA, LOSER
>>85808191>AveriI think you mean your wife is about 3/5 of a person.Cause she's a nigger.BOOM!
>>85805937https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjmcXLswmQg>Never tell the world your dreams.
>>85808324Every waifur is perfect in the eyes of the human man who loves her
>>85807938Most anthros look like the second rather than the first. Aside from the face and fur there's nothing much that distinguishes them from normal humans. Most anthros look more like humans than chimps do.
>>85808399AND I LOVE MY WAIFUR. FUCK U
>>85808398Kek
>>85807816They're a little taller than us on average but not by much. However, they don't get as bulky as us which gives them a thinner frame overall. Probably balances out to being the same between us and sergals.
>>85808394Just because she eats niggers doesn't mean she is a nigger.. I cook them with beer
This is your waifur's mom
>>85808081This chart doesn't mean shit t b h. Rouge the Bat would be a 1 according to this and you also have monster girls like centaurs and lamias that don't fit here.
>>85808419I get what you're saying but it's not that true? A lot do, but many still are close to animals. Averi is a good example with her size and posture. My wife too (picrel).But then "more human than chimps do" isn't that good of an argument - chimps are almost quadrapeds, they used their hands to walk. Anthros usually don't.
This is your humsbando's mom
>>85808506>Rouge the Bat would be a 1 according to thisNo, she wouldn't. She'd be a 2.
>>85808213The author is making “supplement chapters”
>>85808505DAMN, LIKE HOLY SHITi wish i had a zork wife to chew on me like that
>>85808511It helps that the face of your character is all dino and she has a long neck and it's stylized. But most anthros either look like someone just swapped a human head with an animal head (like the khajiit from the elder scrolls) or they just put an animal nose on a human face. There are some that do have an animalistic look like the Charr from Guild Wars but overall most anthros look very human.
>>85808506Rouge just suffers from a bad case of skin-adjacent fur colouring + her being conventionally attractive enough people give her the "not actually furry" passMost other mobian critters don't suffer from this issue
>>85808591I'm just gonna take this post as an opportunity to say that Charr are hot and I would wife one
