/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5524>"PigeonPK" Edition--Stories--By Scan>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 5)https://rentry.co/pigeon-postalBy AnonymousThe Best Route to Osakahttps://rentry.org/ca39pu86By JacklinMauer>The Gambler (Ch. 5)https://archiveofourown.org/works/93883106By AnonymousJimbo>Unlikely Harmony [WIP]https://archiveofourown.org/works/94399746By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>My Roommate Is A Humie (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/88513471By Host_Hu>Exploring Limbo (Ch. 31)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238By LunarOxide>Eclipse (Ch. 23)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69725786By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 36)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776By Rotham>Down in the Moominvalleyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/94225121>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 58)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541By Constray>For Sale: Old Manor, Not Haunted (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92253021By Itsunos_Vision>Shadow of the Flame (Ch. 30)https://archiveofourown.org/works/64534276[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ] :https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85848606Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
smelly sweaty ___ ____
no.you'll have to be a little stronger than that. Get up. Stand on your own two feet. havent you been trying to escape for long enough?You must face this horrible monster by yourself. theres no one else to point to anymore but yourself. your loathing has nothing to do with anyone here anymore besides yourself.You must have the confidence to confront your own shadow if you wish for things to be different in this world. you must shape the landscape itself with your own two hands.take these magical negative emotions and cannibalize them. hold them firm within your own mind. form them into something in your own image, your own criterion of what the world should be, what it could become. from one worldsoul to another.https://youtu.be/xW7zxtOMSuI
>>85852328stop being drunk
Finished up checking over a short story for the prompt thing, will be posting it sometime tomorrow. >Picrel, sorta
>>85852328*makes out with this post while the poster watches*
>>85852347DONT SAYB THAY
https://youtu.be/ThWTOuiMV7M
>>85852372Rapes your post whilst your waifur waych
Unusual Waifurs (Burning Flames)
>>85849218freaky but cute>>85849889she looks so motherly, absolutely goregeousany other anons who have seen a waifur while dreaming?
>/hmofa/'s a good job, mate!What did Valve mean by this?
>>85852328>>85852375>>85852399wait are you THE GUY?
>>85852401Hiy
>>85852450Team death match... SLAYER... Infected! ... Team mate gained
>>85852254We're on our third batch of bi-weekly story prompts!Our last batch was>Dark clouds and distant thunder had dominated the sky for days now, and...>Cruising down the highway in the dead of night was always relaxing for...>New restaurants were always nice to try, but the food at this particular place smelled...The entries for it were>Untethered - prompt oneshotA story of a soldier encountering a rather unnerving wolfly woman of the supernatural variety.>Deer in the headlightsDoe lady winds up in over her head after a vehicular mishap>The horned doeAfter failing at life, a man hydroplanes off the road and into a fairy tale scene>Untitled By Hamlet of TroyA cat woman and a man named Barry fall victim to a random chimp event while stopped at a gas station>Lucky Find by AnonA man and a horse woman on a far off alien world encounter each other in the night, and discover something quite unusualSO, next we have three new prompts for your consideration:>The fog was thick, the air was cold, and the...>Gold and bronze leaves adorned the trees in the...>Dark twisting corridors wound their way through...Write us something quick, anything from 2k to 10k words, and let's see what's on your mind. Amateurs or people who have never written are especially encouraged to partake.CURRENTLY, we have for this batch of entries:By ResidentDegnerate>Boy Meets Goylehttps://rentry.org/p88hq8kaA news reporter happens upon Ivy (yes that one), and has a less than pleasant experience at the diner he finds her in.By Rotham>Down in the Moominvalleyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/94225121An American man sick of his life sells what little he owns and goes to Moominvalley. On his way, he comes upon a lonely cottage with a lonely fillyjonk inside.>The Best Route to Osakahttps://rentry.org/ca39pu86A medieval Japanese merchant hires a horse woman porter. Their journey turns out to be rather eventful.The next batch is on Oct 13th.
post species that have no drama whatsoever attached to them
>>85852495
are (You) prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice for your waifur?
>>85852530I would but I'm not allowed near public schools.
>>85852530MY VIRGINITY
>>85849101birb kisses coming right up!>>85849895she gets a gun, a sword, AND PLATE ARMOR?! hmofa crusader...i'm still down for more if you guys want more drawings
>>85852495>he doesn't know
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na naaaaaaaahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8oAlnUiOF4
>>85852563Did somebody say birbs?
>>85852563Cuuute!
>>85852575oh no
>>85852563Heck yea>>85852575>FilenameKek yeah she would NOT last
>>85852592I'd eat that ass
>>85852563>kissesThat's pretty adorable, right there. Fucking radical too. How about her and Henry having a movie night?>>85852575Speaking of radical, always good to see a Morg.
>>85852575>"Hello, skaters! Your wonderful host Morgan McOneilson here!"
otter or mouse
>>85852575now I want to see more thread characters in this style
>>85852670otterrrrrrrrrr
>>85852670Otter, easy. They are funny little critters.
>>85852575seconding this>>85852575
>>85852670Otter. The Hmofamind has spoken.
>>85852670oughta
party rockers in the house tonite
>>85852735It's not rape if I know what I'm getting into.
>>85852670>do you want a cute little semiaquatic wife who makes the most adorable little squeaks possible?>or the scariest fucking herbivore on the planet that could kill you on accident?
WIDEfurs
>>85852725you're seconding the original post?
SALAD
>>85852670gas station weed
>>85852784No, I'm just tired and doing things out of order...meant this>>85852681
If I'm not here observing the thread it ceases to exist, none of you are real
>>85852793Floaties
Syringa dressed as a 5G tower for Halloween
>>85852575>Morgan when her Skate Club has too many members and some need to go
>>85852787too much salad = belly too
Marrow found a strange entity….
>(Ugh, she's back.)>(I hope she hasn't stolen anything.)
>>85852873>Morgan is immediately voted out and is replaced by Evil Rat Queen
>>85852735
>>85852917>ERQ proceeding to find excuses to eliminate every contestant that isn't a Human Male>She'll have her harem soon
>>85852905Marrow impaled on my Big Mulatto Cock...
>>85852735cube
>>85852530just brush your fucking waifur, you idiot.Those that don't brush their dogs will suffer from this because they cannot take their time to brush them, even if the pain is greater.
>>85852891Must touch belly
>Anon-kun, are you ok?>Are you getting enough sleep?
>>85852842
>>85852990AH!
>>85852891Stupid fat hat bunny
>>85852990GUH
>>85852891what if instead of HAT it said FAT haha
>>85852891Small waifurs with pudgy bellies and flat chests
>>85852990I would live on coffee if this is what my sleep depravation looks like.
>>85852990WAAAH!
>>85852990
>>85853080I'm crying on the inside.
>>85852771built for IT
Obscure John Wick waifur.
Yo @grok? Ice this nigga
Brid edit
SEAfurs
>>85853167Wait a bird did all that?
>>85853167I appreciate the sentiment, at least.
>>85852793I love it when SpaceWhale draws big sloshers
>>85853167this slop isn't worth acknowledging, let alone taking the time to edit
>>85853181He's been getting the hang of it better, although I don't really think it was ever anything more than a matter of taste, I mean, granted.
>>85852891jenny sexman
>>85852254gems from last thread>>85852958>>85852968
gems he says
Waifurs with hammerspace boobs
I think people like him should be killed and I also think you're a pathetic coward if you disagree.>>85853247Never gets old.
>>85853246Yes :>>>85853236
>>85853246>Fella links cuckshit and calls it gemwhat causes this?
>>85853247she's flat as a board in profile but tugs at the bottom of her magic shirt to cool herself and you can literally see the bottom curve of her mammoth-sized goliath glorpers whose underbust reaches halfway down to her navel spawn out of nowhere for like two seconds
>>85853278picrel causes this
>>85853346hey i posted that
>>85853278shitposting faggots be shitposting, it's no big surprise.
>>85853346what's the story with this 7oomer guy why is he like this
>>85853368average discord tranny with an ego
>>85853247Hammerspace is peakEspecially for reverse traps or scrunkly gremlins
>>85853368I'm not joking when I tell you that its people that don't care about the thread anymore/ever but still seethe over him, constantly.
At least the shitter is going after someone who deserves it now
>>85853368hates commonbleat and is very annoying. likes to post gigantic drama screencaps from discord to whip up the thread (probably because they all laugh at this general behind closed doors)car accident bait desu
Can someone please do something about these cretins already?Blacked_furfag_slave is what one of them goes by, apparently responsible for about 90% of uploads to the blackedbooru. Do with that information what you will.>Just ignore them and they'll go awayNo they won't, you fucking know they won't. I can ignore them all day long, and I usually do, doesn't change a goddamn thing.Why are you all so reluctant to fight back?>There's nothing we can doNo, you're just not thinking about it enough, you don't know what you can do, you haven't tried.If I could have my way I'd massacre these people, but unfortunately that's not going to happen. Maybe just cutting their Internet access and forcing them to work would be better actually, get some use out of them. Yeah why don't they put me in charge? Can't do any worse than the zionist pedophile cabal running things, and my other policies are much more rational sounding. Like healthcare reform, and fixing the budget, strong anti-corruption measures, domestic industry, and real environmentalism.
Thank god I'm not European and I don't have to deal with this retardation tonightGoodnight homos
>>85853247>BWOOOMP
>>85853368tranny discord moderator
>>85853424Go to the sharty or something idk, if all they can do is ai slop then they're irrelevant
>>85853424Yeah this is real. That username is what one of the threadshitters goes by LOL
>letting shitposters know you're incredibly bothered by what they're doingnot sure I get this one
>>85852763Are you an elephant??
I'm also hearing rumor this deranged freak is spamming the stuff they make at TLA and harassing her, but I don't know. Wouldn't doubt it.We should try to send her something nice, like a postcard kinda thing.>>85853438You know I thought about it. Poke the hornet's nest a little and point them in a direction.>>85853443Not a very subtle name lmao.>>85853472Do you ever contribute anything besides cat reaction images that stopped being funny a while ago?
>>85853472It's not like they'll go away. But that username is funny
they just can't resist
>>85853501not a counterargument>>85853516i've seen brands of shitposting come and go when they're ignored
>the other cucks and blackedfags are turning against himLMFAOWhat a wonderful thing to witness.
>>85853368Most unbiased answer I can give you is with a basic breakdown:>thread artist of some seniority +5 years of posting and drawing>main thing early on was his araki-esque composition work and ear-grating music recommendations and general "zoomercore" manner of speaking at times>nothing wrong with the art itself, visible improvement at a gradual scale over the years>writes a fic called A Story I Suppose (ASIS), is serviceable as any story would be and furthers his obvious interest in JJBA>was always known to get occasionally annoying by some people's standards, but wasn't exactly a spazz or anything>gets more into gaming and discusses it in the thread on occasion>would occasionally enquire to the threads about joining his lobby for co-op matches>one day this had a poor response, or he didn't get any takers, so he proceeded to dump a considerable number of pictures (his own drawings) in a thread until it reached bump limit>proceeded to blame some unknown second party who merely saved all of his drawings with the filenames intact>almost nobody does that in the thread and fewer people still saved or reposted his stuff then or now, just for reference>drawathon #1 server drama >updates to his fic grow sparse and he posts far less in the threads, obviously spending most of his time in said server now, same as what happened to SWW>begins to get more erratic as he and the above drama compounds in on itself>he knowingly begins fueling it by posting Discord caps, namely right after the 5000 thread milestone and again recently against a different artist because he formerly drew raceplay art>has effectively shuttered all regular activity in the thread at this point and he's rarely discussed in a positive or even neutral light>can't even put his story updates in the OP without the thread majority preferring whole thread splits that prioritize explicitly removing his update>got banned from a past Magma for defacing>in the modern day his art is fine
I really do wonder where this random cat avatarfag came from and why he literally never posts unless it's about drama
>>85853563what you bringing up Beardo again?Get a fucking job nigger
>>85853630Well I suppose he could be posting other things and we wouldn't know, but yes it's rather annoying.
maybe the real beardo is the friends we made along the way
>>85853654No I'm talking about (You)
>>85853630Is that a drawing of Anfisa with a twitter filename?
>>85853704>>85853696drawn as gift art to lorepaw by someone who assumed she belonged to him. that kinda just happens
>>85853704>>85853713Tragically late for Sneptember
>>85853713Oh yeah, same thing happened with Azalea twice
>>85853704>>85853713Cute would pet
>>85853726Who else drew her? Drawfug?
>>85853726Am I misremembering or doesn't he usually say if it's not his OC?Leave it to twitter fags to not read I guess.
>>85852951>>85852530Brush ur piece of shit drooling retard who might bite you despite all your bonding vs brushing somebody who loves you and will talk with you throughout the whole thing so it's not fucking boring.Gee I wonder which one's better.
>>85853754he does but people see big name post thingy and they drawto their credit, random direct response fanart doesn't happen as often as i seem to recall. i don't think anybody did the same for katie's fat ass
>>85853713>watches her hips snap into place
>>85853751Some guy who posted it here, but it was lesbo shit
>>85853806she needs a little oil ok her last service date was decades ago (hag)>>85853816yeah drawfug. that was pretty funny to see
my theory about shitted spam:its made to specifically target beard.think about it, why bridget? it couldve been any other character but why bridget specifically?and heres why: it is known that beard likes bridget, to an autistic extent, so using her would be the most effective way to get under his skin and fall for bait
>>85853907mawsluts
I hope somebody draws over those Frankie Foster assets and anthrofies her because eoooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuggghhhhhhhhhh
>>85853921yeah that pic is pretty accuratewtf are you even going on about mate
dumb twitterfags have one job
nobody likes my waifur
>>85854001i make love to her when you aren't looking
>They're calling again. I never got this kink, personally. Frasier is one strange guy.
>>85854016oh angel gabby, oh angel gabbywon't your immutable, eternal spirit haunt this unrelated drawing
>>85854014Enjoy our aids
>>85853993he's a qt already
>>85854001thats because she has SCALES you retard, shes not even classified as a waifur
>>85853907I kinda feel like the drapes are a bit too close to the figure, not just guiding the eye but sort of squishing the poor fops visually.
>>85854020She saved Jonah from sleep walking off a construction site yesterday. So what I'm saying is, she might be tapped out for the moment.
>>85854031you just like seeing him in a dress
>>85854042at this point I'm so far in I think I'm just gonna live with it.
My daughterfur has ovulated.
>>85854061My condolences.
What are they looking for with that prompt though? I mean... toss. What do I do with toss; a four panel comic where a guy - breaks into a hospital, falls out in front of a nurse, cries in front of a doctor, then throws a complete gurney out a window?
>>85852823safety checks complete, stand by for startup of artificial gravity. pulled out a screenless tablet I've never used and got used to it fairly quickly. though i finished the color and realized there's a lot thats off. tomorrow is a new day to figure out how to fix things and try to progress
>>85854001redus...
nice steppers
Oy
>>85854099the STOMPERS
>>85854061>A platypus? Marry the platypus!??!
>tfd joins the shitcord>thread activity falls off a cliffevery time
>>85854105i haven't actually been paying attention to this CN thing until today and i still have no idea how many shows were disclosed in it, but at least now we'll have uhhhhhhhhh 100% accurate character porn i guess
>>85854105>>85854099
>>85854148Does anyone have the art for the topper decoration?
>>85853472underages like teenagers aren't good at handling trolling and often will completely fall for it
Queen of diamonds
>>85854146Excuse me is that a Looney Tunes RPGMaker H-game
>>85854176https://theintroverti2.itch.io/the-sexy-tunes-show/devlog/977337/the-sexy-tunes-show-v011-public-release
>>85854146>>85854197what the fuck kek
>>85854197>not /hmofa/Damn. That looked cool.
>>85854157best I got for now
>>85853966what im going on about is how:1. beardo is a lolcow and easy to troll2. shittedfag is targeting him
Nani.
>>85854220i have to assume sam has SOMETHING since he's featured but yeah it is what it is
>>85853921i kinda like bridgette too but it's a love/hate and no it has nothing to do with the shittedniggers
>>85854250i reverse searched the resolution and found a lovelocked minn later in the same thread that was fist posted in
Damn, need to wake up before posting.>>85854092She's put on some weight.
>>85854197I'm now getting the visual of like biblically accurate Lola Bunny with the UI of something like VH or Girl Knight Milk with the internal uterus view and degradation flavour text and shitI do not appreciate this mental image
Found this
probably better res
>>85854302i like big witch hatsthanks
>>85854170Dangerously close to 69 of diamonds. >>85854101Damn, those HMs are fugly.
>>85854314Ouuuugh need big demonic sheep wife to keep me all warm and cozy in her supposedly abandoned derelict house in the woods, and eerily follow me around while I go get food from the fridge while she creepily mutters about wanting you to sleep and relax forever with her
What hmofa couples are like this?
Naruto would've been better if Itachi was a fat-titted anthro dog in heels
Kill and rape Alcor.Drawfags we need to fix this character right NOW.The anthro guy could have at least not looked ugly as shit
>>85854350I remember I was posting in /adhg/ like a month after TWF became a thing and there was some guy in there who was nutty obsessed with Sha. Good times. Still never watched a single thing from the series besides the "pretty horse girl" clip and I doubt that will ever change. People like to give Rachel giant tits and that's pretty cool at least!
https://files.catbox.moe/j6q7de.pngqueen of spades, boxed because it's not an adult female anthro
>>85854403kek
>>85854382>visibly disinterested in her>childhood friend/neighborWould be funny if he just ditches her and some nice guy comes along or whatever
>>85854403Make it cobson
>>85854382>The nerd dog is not and never was hmofaQuazimodo predicted this over a thousand threads ago...
>>85854403LMAO this was the best optionIt's me.... I'm the shittedfag guys....................
>>85854403somehow more entertaining than any of the actual results
>>85854403human men when yeen women
>>85854434>It's me.... I'm the-*CRUNCH*
>>85854101nice doodlesalso Yesa spotted
I colored it lol
>>85854503hoopcat making that face because she can smell the intense stench of anthro cock on her pussy even from 5 feet away
>>85854497AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEBRIDGETTE-SAMA I'M SORRY FOR BEING A NIGGER
>>85854510now this is epic...
>>85854501irrelevant shitcord character #483 now. you hate to see it happen
>>85854501relevant goldcord character #483 now. you love to see it happen
>>85854528pawjobs from Judy
>>85854545He was one of the thread artists I actually liked seeing and interacting with, too. Cliquefaggotry is cancer and kills every forum it infests.
>>85854572small-time wannabe artists always latch onto anything that gives them the illusion of having more talented friends. the wetback just felt like pretending he wasn't a part of it until he did
