/dff/ - Discord Friendship FinderA thread to make friends and then GHOST them when you get bored of them and do the same thing to the next friend you make here. And be le hecking cute and wholesome to deceive them. Embark on a quest to find the next victim of your fake nice personality. Lewd with them but only when you feel like it, never when they ask for it. Keep your sexually charged posts in their DMs but never act upon them. Make sure you always lie to your friends, so they never find out about your foul personality! And make sure to shitpost about any poster you hate. And most importantly remember to LAUGH at tetofart and his poopcubeSigh edition
FIFTY FIVE minutes without a single reply? ouch!! may you forever rest in peace gentlefriends
I have nothing to say but that I'm tired and sore from swimming you B
>>85855701Anyways I'm Golu, this thread isn't tired and sore from swimming anymore
>>85855783THIS ONE ISN'T THAT FUNNY AS THE OTHER ONE
>>85855813https://voca.ro/13TMeJioUeWE
>>85855701*Beats you up*
Good Morning Friends! Let's Do Our Best Today!!! (˵ •̀ ᴗ •́ ˵ )
Great now the sexual deviant is awake
>>85856252*Fingers you*
I was awake at 5:30. I have work. I couldn't post Good Morning because there was no thread.
>>85856313But nobody posted caracals yet
i'm never quitting nicotine.
I'm never quitting vodka.
>>85857041Vodka's a good uma why would you want to quit her
LOG IN LOG IN LOG IN LOG IN LOG IN LOG IN
>>85857041
>>85857129sorry im getting milked by mommy sai
>>85857144THAT MEANS YOU'RE LOGGED IN ANYWAY TF? WHY ARE YOU ON INVISIBLE AND GHOSTING ME
Seeking a chill friend to spend time with. Play games, share lewd stuff, and just enjoy each other’s company while we go a little deeper. Easygoing, mutual, and fun. DM if you’re interested.tettysen
How about a chilli friend?
>>85857245^guy who will try to install a remote access trojan on your pc
*sighs*
>>85858109*unzips*
>>85858248*zips it*Behave
>>85858266*dihh gets caught on zip*Fuhhh
I haven't slept in 36 hours by now... but I must still keep going...The 3 redbulls are really doing some crazy magic on my brain Anon-gpt, do you think if I did this once a weak that would be too much strain on my body? Just to survive those mondays...
>>85858946why are you tormenting yourself for literally no reason
>>85859088It's called resetting your sleep schedule you chudThing is, I can't keep it up for too long so I have to re-reset it semi regularly, maybe weekly is too much tho... bi-weekly perhaps?
I made it into the TSL Mid Division! ( • ̀ω•́ )
>>85859259proof?
>>85859259No way you are gaming with the one and only Mizu!! Or against them since you could be sitting in the e-boy squad also...Or you'll be in the season 6 games actually and my joke makes no sense? Do let me know
>>85859320I will post teams when I get home.>>85859420The last one... Gomen...
What the... zero tags in this thread.
DMs are open if you look like this.
>>85860076I look like that, where do i send my DM?
I look like this
>>85860892Boobies!
>>85859320
No one here could take my pink monster
>>85861110pink hole?
>>85861110
[Pictured] My Wives dressed for our Date night.
Eyes are open if you look like this...
>>85861426This is literally me if you even care by the way
>>85861459Hey.... Wanna....?
>>85861426I was honestly surprised what you posted is just about her most tasteful cutest picture, kinda kills my interest in Nikke if I couldn't hoard cute pics of the girls just hanging out in between all the crazy lewds, oh well, I'll stick to my im@s
Dead thread
>>85863140Sorry I'm fapping
>>85863140I'm setting up OBS to be able to record. So I can re-watch my scrims tomorrow.
Shta
Time to cuddle with my Hime-tan and watch shield hero season 2 before bed.
Some weird ass femboy asmr popped up in my reels and I lowkey got bricked up. Also hi it's me it's shuubity.
Ah this place really is dead huh? Back to my hiatus I go! PEACE!
>>85865511NYOOOOOOO
Goodnight Friends! (o゜▽゜)oEveryday Let's move closer to our Dreams!!!
Do we have any Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss fans in here?I've been making a lot of servers for different interests and they kind of don't take off so I'd just like to find people one on one here. I'm interested in animation a lot, play a ton of different games, niche or obscure more than too mainstream. Porn is a special interest so I have a habit of engaging with it a lot.For the past year I've been extremely into Spindlehorse/Vivziepop's work, as well as the woman herself. I'd like to use that as a way to meet new people on here, and maybe watch some of that new Helluva Boss with them when it comes out, that's a great series for October.Right now my time has been taken up mainly by the new Fire Emblem, I'm watching Frieren for the first time, and writing a lot of fanfic.I'm not necessarily looking for an nsfw relationship, it'd be more accurate to say I prefer friendships that are open to sexuality. We can share porn but we don't have to, just a huge interest of mine.Gimmie a dm @ scamperscurryscamperscurry on discord to see if we click.
How do /we/ save /dff/?
>>85865511Shuumwah bye bye~
>>85866245Bye!
>>85866130*cums all over this post*
SIGH!!!!
>>85866130Be kinder
LIVE
Die!!!!!
I'm looking for friends who are into tasteful ecchi and love obsessing over their favorite waifus! Always happy to find new waifus from anime or games to obsess over and to follow new artists. EU timezone and my day is currently a bit busy. Still, Id love to have someone to talk to and share ecchi throughout the day. That would be great motivation!nagara0576
Too busy having sex with Tartaglia to bump the thread
>>85871357Can I watch...
>>85871385No, this thread tried to convince me he didn't love me I won't let you try to sabotage our relationship any more...
>>85871434But I'm innocent I didn't say anything like that...
>>85866130You either rebrand or kickstart drama, the only reason anyone comes here anymore is to start a flame war. Become an ava, add some people, after a week call everyone boring, then shit post, rinse and repeat
Actually the only reason anyone comes here anymore is because they want my pink monster (but they couldn't take it)
I come here to watch anons try to take pink anon's pink monster...
>>85871974>>85871681shut the fuck up already holy fuck you're not funny
Hi
shimadon65
>>85872197Yes he is
Pink abused me with their monster and I cant stop thinking about it...
Nobody can beat the pink monster you wouldn't be here if they did that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8-_VOHp028
WHOLE LOBBY OPPS!
>>85874037CUMMING
>>85874197He can't help himself he's pumping it out!!!
>>85874248Guhhhh KEEP SUCKING AND SLURPING MY BABYBATTER
>>85874264Sluuuuurp slurp slurp slurpPwaaaaah~
pretending to be friends but i just blindside my "friend" by sending him overwhelmingly huge gigantic asscheeks on discord for no reason
>>85874284THANKS BABE came really gooood~
>>85874037>>85874248>>85874284>>85874330Sluts....
I got money I'm a stat
>>85875827Tetopooper
>>85875827*cums twice inside*
>>85858112She takin that dihhh gooood
I love people that go invisible all the time
this is what i do to my enemies
>>85876643I can be your friend
*sighs sighingly*
>>85879258What is wrong?
I hate fucking with microphones! I sound 1000% fine in Audacity, but in Discord I sound completely different even when all the filtering off??? Technology is retarded, nuke it all so we can go back to living in tribes and banging on sticks https://voca.ro/1nZKB5sNDqTx
>>85880215You sound cute and autistic
>>85880342Alteration_peen would
>>85880257Many have been saying this! Thank you!
PINK MONSTER
*Get's home from work* *Shouts to my Princesses to sit on my lap* Yup It's time to watch SMITE on twitch for a couple hours.
i miss my boyfwenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkpmEMHLA_I
>>85882808what happened to him?
>>85882861he married a girl
>>85882861he left me and now im sadge :(
>>85883087you unadded me after i told you i was busy for the evening??? hello???
>>85882808>>85882861>>85883087>>85883180uoh drama alert
I posted a comment under a youtube video and it got 43 likes I feel... seen, that's a little less then 4 whole soccer teams worth of people and they all thought I was funny! I wonder if any of you anons had a dumb unintentional moment of relative virality, lets compare numbers!
>>85883180i blocked you because i got scared nvm i'm not made for love you deserve better (#￣ω￣)
>>85883381Twitter post where I got over a thousand likes, got annoyed with the notifications I had to mute, but I’m glad everyone was agreeing
Dodged a fucking bullet there, imagine hooking up with someone that types like that
>>85883381>socceryou are a yuropoor lil niggy stop trying to fit in
>>85883473If you ever feel like adding me back I'm here
>>85884719LMAO KEKY
>>85884863What
Ecchi fans doko
>>85885086here
>>85885364taggy doko? can add in like an hour or so... sorry
>>85885364>>85885364actually ill leave you mine anon, filename i will accept when im freee
tetopoopy demoted
>>85885737To what rank
>>85883381My top comment on a video has like 6k likesKneel
>>85886898*cums inside of you*
>>85887108Aim for the face next time babe
>>85887140kinky
>>85887184Well? Do you like it?
>>85887219glazing your face and lips with thick syrupy nut? hell yeah sweetie
>>85887257Oh syrupy is how you describe it, must be a pretty potent cock then. Can I force you to eat lots of healthy fruits to alter the taste to my preferences? I've got a bit of a sweet tooth so I like my boys on the sweeter side over something savory
>>85887324im open for more fruits, eating apples, grapes and mango on daily basisany fruits you want me to specifically eat?
>>85887375Mango and pineapple are among my favs for sure, I've heard they make a boy taste pretty good too
>>85887399okay hunny bun amma gonna eat lots of pineapple and mango for a really sweet and potent brew of baby batter for ya
Perfect! You do that while I go shower, you can report back with your fat cock out when I'm back! Bye bye!
arrivederci
I'm jealous.. how did that work...
>>85885525nonny didn't add me </3 I got all excited about getting home for no reason...
Tanjiro wouldn't like that
So buried in work have to remember to recast my Looking Like Yuuka Spell
>>85888171I love Yuuka-anon!!!
>>85879811I haven't done my homework...
>>85888829me neither ive been too horny to focus on it all day....
>>85888866Stop being horny or you will fail...
>>85888906i've been in this situation before usually the solution is to cum and then i'm able to focus but unfortunately... no one to cum with .......
>>85888942Uhmmmm sorry, I think I'll have to cut your pp off, it's for your own good anon...
>>85889068NOOOOOO please ..... then i will never have the relief that comes with cumming and ill just be an even hornier mutt than i already am... just think it through please..
>>85887488I want to cum for this anon
>>85889846Any specific reason for that?
What is up YouTube nation it's your host Xx_Cantsleep_xX welcome to my blog where we visit the most dangerous corners of the internet, today's episode: 4chan's most notorious ghetto /dff/!
>>85889906whats up faggot cuck? cracker faggot cuck
>>85891565Be nice to him
>>85891874KEK FAGGOT KEK FAGGOT
>>85892067Uuuuh y pp hard....
>>85892109cracker
>>85892129I don't do crack...
>>85889906I was horny and your images made me go ooga booga but i didn't think you would reply back
Uhmmmm...
>>85884408I said it this way so that americanons don't get confused, everyone understands what soccer is but if I just say football that can be misleading
>>85893884*cums on your drills*
>>85893898The drills are sacred, you can only lightly touch them with your fingers if given permission
>>85893884good girl
is there a friend to play with Marvel Rivals?
>>85895981are you a healslut?
>>85896014Sure, if you’re worth being a healslut for and know how to dom, I’d love to do my best and please you in as many ways as I can.
>>85896076drop tag slut
>>85896114Drop yours~
>>85896143alteration_green
>>85895981Looking for anyone who’s actually interested, as the last anon was fake
Discord ad:Looking for other feminist / femdom / female-pleasure obsessed simps to be close with. No larpers, I have OCD about this so only people who genuinely think - as an example - that if the male variability hypothesis is true, patriarchy is inadequate for current and future society. Everything we do, even the potential attraction between us, should subtly be put in a fem-supremacist framework. Supporting women, working for them, keeping a distance to not bother them while we romanticize our relationship as dead-end excess males that found their role in the matriarchy, be it a current rising one or future potential one.Besides that, some day-to-day info about me: I enjoy gaming and reading. Lewd-wise, femdom is lovely and so are yuri, musk, pits, feet, breasts over ass although both are good, netorare (acknowledging the existence of masochist / sub girls mostly through that), mature women, women with weapons and much much more. I like both very "fem-gaze" and "male-gaze" art, although I don't enjoy the middle between those ends as much - what I think to be loli, ecchi and similar where there is an attempt to conflate cuteness and hotness (its more complicated than this but I'll stop myself here).My discord is winter_arc_tourist
2 massive stinkers in a row this thread needs a hero
>>85897944teto should drop his stinker
>>85898206Uh oh stinky
