/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadA Darker Anticipation EditionPrevious: >>85856372
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>>85866917Having stuff done to me by dragons.
>>85866917>>85866926Broken robot sexo
>>85866917>>85867026That pic is you right?
>>85866917>>85866926Bad ends for good people.>>85867026>Squishes you like a fucking bug>You either squash and go red, or are transposed as a tramp-stamp on her ass for a good while until you rub off eventually
>>85867104Right now I would be anything that attracts a dragon.>>85867181>dies
Where is the RP?
>>85867181>bad ends for good peopleI am fully aroused
Wow. Might need an RP involving some 6-8 feet tall muses with huge boobs.
>>85867192Yes, I understand that, but like in general, yes?
>>85867339When I am trying to attract dragons, which is true for any time I'm not trying to find dragons, that's indeed me, yes.
>>85867270Mhm. Really bad ends. Where particularly do you sit on the ryona scale, anon?
>>85867266God hid it in your prostate
>>85866917>>85866926Nasty, degrading, violent sex with a Taimanin of your choosing and a villain of my choosing
>>85867391You can put me in a box~Stomach punches are peak. Like them intricate too, like being beat against a wall.Headlocks.Neck and back breaks.Just nothing with teeth or amputee stuff and no buckets of blood.
>>85867376Understood
WHO'S LURKING
>>85866917(Cute couples.)
>>85867672https://x.com/jipa42760710/status/2109737701432082864
>>85867077This show has been so peak so far, I love Gwynevere has to speak from lines in her movies.
>>85867461I like both those kind of breaks, especially if there's a nice and slow buildup. It's like an orgasm when it finally hits. You can also break my toes, they're pretty cute toes after all. Indifferent about belly punches, highlighting the womb can be a big plus too.
>>85867672Link x Midna
>>85867780Stomach punches hit the womb too. Otherwise, it is improper form. Toe breaking is sad for me. Sorry. However, the build up is nice, even better when everything clicks at the same time.
>>85867672Like us?
>>85867699(That's a pretty cute couple, definitely one I'd like to play...Thank you!)>>85867792(Very cute! Twilight Princess was the first game I got on the Wii.)>>85867860(I mean... It could be. When's our next date?)
>>85867702Didn’t need or want your input, thanks.
>>85867828The toe thing would be good coming from another cute girl. Anyways, I love Rusk Joel for neck breaks. Check them out.>>85867895Owain!>Purrs
>>85867895I just wonder how often Link would have messed with Midna while they adventured. Mid air twerking off the hero’s cock.
>>85867987{Box!)>Squeezes you.>>85867991(He has a very important quest to do, which makes him hopelessly weak to that curvaceous, fat-assed temptress. He'd probably need some time slamming imp box just to keep his mind from getting hazy from lust.)
>>85866917I want to be at a bar and get so drunk so my drink gets spiked and i get dragged away and forced to swallow cum in a dark alley way and used until i get left behing nacked and coverd in cum to be used by the next man passing by
>>85867973You're never getting your scene if you act like a douche, friendly advice.
>>85868025b-but linkie is a hero. He’d want taste that imp butt first before plowing. Also, it is Hyrule and Midna is from an exiled clan. Anal only~>ruskjoelIt is simple, but hot. Only thing hotter would be deep into the thigh and then twist with a mouth full of pussy and ass.
>>85867672Leon and Ashley…especially after days deep into a mission. Wish they did stuff in that church.
hello everynyan
>>85866917>>85866926Doing naughty things with Panchy.
>>85781068>>85815183 (It's been a while, I didn't see your last post if you're still around.)>I couldn't handle it."Please unlock me. Please let me go.">I didn't know where I wanted to go, but you'd never looked more beautiful to me right now. I wanted to be next to you, to lavish you with kisses, to tell you it was alright, that I loved you, that it would only hurt for a bit, that he, it, my superior, would be gentle with you.>I gasped. I didn't realize how much I needed this, and how much I'd been failing as a fiance. You needed more than I was capable of giving."Please, let me join you. I won't try to compete with... him."
>>85868200K
>>85866917>>85866926>walks in
>>85868333You as?
>>85868434>slop 3D models of character with literally mountains of perfectly good 2d artFor what purpose?
>>85868558boingy boingy
>>85867702*Guinevere
I hate Owain and the red think he keeps posting
>>85868558Same reason people post dogshit AI art.
>>85868518Alas no. With not as.s
>>85868667I know that, but like are you looking to play as Vegeta or trunks or what?
>>85868715Ahhhh I see. Trunks for that incest spice.
>>85866917rape
>>85868821Seeing just how big and handsome her grandson has gotten tee hee
>>85868597Thank you for correcting me there, must've had the sun goddess on my mind there, based taste.
>>85868200I promise you not giving a shit about Milky will not impact his play chances.But of course you already know that.
>>85868888That's right. She catches him while he's showering and loves how much she's reminded of her husband when he was younger and so on. It's been so long since she's had some hard cock.
>>85868925>t. person who treats waitstaff like shit then wonders why he can't get a date.
>>85869000“Oh my! I was going to ask you if you needed help with your back, but I think you need nana to help you out with more ohohoho!”
>Gobbonigger posting on anon being weird again.Sigh.
>>85869130>Trunks looks over to his grandmother, face flushing red with some embarrassment as he doesn't have time to cover up. Gramma! What are you doing in here!? I'm not a kid anymore, I can clean myself....
>>85869184Who’s gobbo?
>>85869223You’ve grown up so big and strong but surely it is just soo exhausting cleaning yourself up!” >chewing on her lower lip, Panchy would pull off her signature yellow turtleneck and toss it to the side. Her big, hanging breasts flopped free showing off her half dollar sized pink nipples. She would grab a loofah and lather it up, soaping up trunks’ abs and chest.
>>85869296W-Wait hold on Gramma! I'm a man now, you can't do this with me...anymore...>A small trail of blood trickles down from his nose, his eyes wide with surprise as they drinking in Panchy's older hour-glass figure. The way her tits bounce around and her hips sway as she approaches him, loofa in hand...well the inevitable happens. As she lathers his scrubs his front side, his cock springs to life, blood pumping to it furiously at the sight of his sexy grandmother.
>>85869002
>>85869647>He's too stupid to put it togetherI'm not explaining it to you either.
>Replying in under a minute.
>>85869002>Milknigger>waitstaffMore like the homeless dude the cops won’t boot at the entrance
>>85867672You still here golden boy?
>>85868330Don’t you mean ‘herro’?
>>85869724Perhaps. I do have a name, though...
>>85869732FUCK!
>>85869680>t. replied in 61 seconds.
>>85869896In my professional opinion, you need some cute oriental babe with a supremely thicc accent to fuck and sweet talk ya until the mannerisms stick….but that’s just *my* opinion. Anyhoooo, how ya doin today, my fellow fishe?
>>85869680The MIDF does NOT. FUCKING. SLEEP.
>>85869662I accept your concession.
>>85869977>>85869986>multi-devicingWe hate you even if you have a cellphone.
>filters spontaneously stop working>have to see posts from lapis, marina, and owainGoddamn forced integration.
>>85869815Sure you do. Take this.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85826335/#85835383>The prince's search didn't take long, his lab partner pushing out of a little alcove between two of the building's large stone pillars, hands stuffed in her pockets and face half hidden behind a scarf.Hey. Got our tickets?>Graves hadn't exactly dressed up too much nicer, but her hair was let down from the messy buns and the 'personalized' Blackmore jacket had been stuffed into her bag or left somewhere; she looked almost presentable in just a white buttoned shirt and a simple woman's jacket over it with a matching skirt, like she didn't spend her free time digging in the graveyards or Central Park. She even had a faint amount of something making her eyes look slightly less sunken or having bags underneath them, still pale but with a slightly more rosy hue to her skin. Her bag was slung over her shoulder, but there was no sign of the shriveled hand poking out, and the smell of grave soil didn't cling to her clothes anymore.>If he looked at her differently, Darcy didn't notice it, busy hunching her shoulders and averting her eyes to the floor.What? I can look nice if I want to. Let's just get to the back rows already, I don't wanna have people thinking I've bribed you to do this or something, you know Mary's going to assume I'm putting out for you or that you're doing it out of pity. (We're even now. Now don't let me interrupt you if you're doing anything important. I just felt bad disappearing on you like that.)
Paizuri? Femdom? Bad ends? Horror based scenes? Deth?
>>85870157No.
>>85869939Gallons lost
>>85870175Have ya ever considered yes?
>>85866917
>>85870247Nice cock
>>85869444Damn, knew it was too good to be true.
>>85870179To me? Or to Engrish speaking Asians?
>>85870308To Gura and Saba
Say something nice about an ava!
They're doing this to me tomorrow.
>>85870368Leslie was fun to write with. Easygoing and friendly too.
>>85870368I'm the best.
>>85870453Don't ask where those eggs came from.
>>85870214I have considered your bad end to be...Deathless. Zuriless. Even domless. Perish.
>>85868354(IF you have the time I'd love to write! Don't let me keep you if you have other things pulling at your attention. Nothing to feel bad for: It was a welcome surprise to write with you when we did.) <3>Apollo's eyebrows raised, and if it wasn't for his blessed complexion of light red it would be clear as day that he was blushing. It took several seconds before his brain caught up with the fact that he had been spoken to, and he clutched the purchased tickets to his breast.Yuh...Yeah, of course. I wouldn't be unprepared while waiting for my companion.>Apollo had only seen Darcy in her school uniform, where the weight of obligation and expectations weighed on her shoulders. The sight of her like this had him feeling like he was caught flat-footed, having to avert his gaze before he stumbled over his words again. Apollo clicked his tongue and turned his nose skyward, eyelids shut."I'd give no credence to that gaggle of morons. The prince of Ixia I may be you are-">He felt his voice die in his throat, searching for the right words as they walked their way through the shadowy stairwell up to their seats."A good conversationalist, despite the barbs that seep into your words. Any of these other miscreants would be fortunate to have a beautiful young woman spend the evening with them.">He felt nervousness clawing at the back of his mind, doing his best to keep up the air of confidence as they found their way to the balcony. seats. He had simply remembered the lessons told to him by his Father by candlelight, of how to carry himself and soothe the worries of any woman that would brave rumors to spend time with him."Did I say something odd...?">A moment of vulnerability, whispering to Graves as the lights dimmed.
>>85869939I'm good. Decided to play FNAF 1 for the spirit of spooky month and forgot how nerve-racking having to anticipate a jumpscare for the entire game is to me. I'm good with most horror, but I hate that kind.
>>85870555I refuse this bad end, the bad end can be ironic like outta a twilight zone episode, but not like that. Give me a cool bad end, or YOU will be given a true bad end. Don't doom yourself, have common sense and do what needs to be done.
>>85870042Meds, Milky.
>>85870594>Shoots you with a gun.
>>85870596>that took you 28 minutesMedicate and get off the cellphone grandpa
Marina's experience playing:
>>85870615>dodgesOkay, you asked for it. >Teleports you to rape bug island.>It's full of rape bugs>They're like oversized maggots>You see like, 50 of them all around you drawing closer>Teleports u backOkay, your response? They prefer lolis, but you'll do in a pinch.
>>85870642Fucking FOXY slapped me with his dick at 12am barely 30 seconds in on night 3, when I was used to there being a build-up of aggression throughout the night. What a dickhead.
>>85870728What's your Steam? We could to for a few rounds.
BurchI've come to bargin
>>85870881I have to build up the mental fortitude to play it again, and I sure as hell ain't got any more for today. I LOVE horror games, and FNAF is the only horror game where I'm a complete pussy. I barely get strained from outlast trials, but FNAF turns me into a complete baby. Come to me another day when I'm not being a goo-goo gaa-gaa baby after Foxy made my heart jump.
>>85870557>The two of them made quite a pair standing in the lobby of the theater, one as red as a candied apple from the boardwalk and the other paler than the snow that was guaranteed to come down when the next weather spirit or snow golem got angry. Golden Boy's staring was a little offputting, like he was somehow looking at a new woman just cause she used a stupid beauty hex from magazine clippings. She got enough judgement from her mentor about wasting her time, she didn't need it from someone she shared class with. But it was a little nice to be looked at and see him do a double take.>So when he led her to the door that blocked the way to the private seating upstairs and handed the ticketman their passes, the blonde girl frowned, saying nothing until they were past and the door shut behind them, taking the stairs together."Could've mentioned you were buying balcony tickets, you didn't have to do that. They're a dollar each!" >She hissed into his ear as they walked through the doorway on the upper floor and stepped into one of the balconies, wooden chairs and cushions waiting for them, red velvet cloth stitched into the cushy looking seats. After a moment, she reached forward and grabbed his hand, letting him lead the way to their seats. Three coins were pressed into his palm and she if he tried to say anything, Graves pretended not to hear it as she passed him the fare for the original tickets that she had planned on buying."And no, you didn't say anything weird, so don't worry about it." >Darcy kept her eyes straight ahead, focused on not meeting his gaze and pulling a thin tube of paper from her jacket pocket as she watched the curtains draw back and reveal the Earls of Kent and Gloucester take the stage. Lowering her hand to her bag, she cursed under her breath. No matches.(I can at least give you another one or two. We'll keep it casual, not like it's a date or anything after all. Purely as friends.)
>>85870308Lappy what do you think of Lucy Loud?
>>85870642Lowkey how I be when I'm posting in this thread and in the living room when people are home.
>Checks the archive>Sees Milky throwing an RP pinch at the Nonomi>Wanted to play as a student who's the girl's crush>Blue Archive>Male student>Didn't go for the blatant obvious MC and only canonically male in the series, SenseiWe're goin' larpin', larpin' in an earlier roundAnd sugar, we're going larpin' swingin'
Good morning bred!Monday probably just finished for most of you, so good work today!
>>85871077Went out today so it was productive at least. Looks like a lot of people are either still busy on this Monday night or asleep from the day.
>>85871077But it's the middle of the night...
>>85871061You search the archive just for things to get mad at and want us to think milky is the weirdo here?
>>85871108>innocent funposting>madSad that you see everything through a battle against shitposters lenses. It's called joking around nonny.
>>85871099Yeah, haha. I just woke up myself so I'm pumped and ready for a fun day. How was your trip today? Where'd you get off to?>>85871107I always thought "today" included the night...
>>85866917>>85866926Rape bait Frisk
>>85871133Do you play Genshin gals too, or is it just ZZZ and HSR?
>>85871130You search the archive for things people don't care about and think milky is the weirdo in this context?
>>85871130Shitposter's material so shit they pussy out of it kek.>>85871133I had a nap so pretty much in the same situation though woke up a bit ago kek. Just some errands with a family member, got a chicken sandwhich so that was nice. Didn't do too much that I'd say was fun though we just bought stuff.
>>85871170I've sadly not played as much Genshin as I'd like. Was there someone in particular you wanted me to play? I'm quite fond of Furina.
>>85871174Where did I call Milky a weirdo nonny, or even imply it?
>>85871195You called him a larper, which is as unnecessary an insult as it comes. Can you stop getting uppity about nothing now? I'm actively losing brain cells talking to your stupidity.
>>85871238Because he is rofl
>>85871238Defense force...
>85871250>85871277Fajitas Kira.....
>>85871238Why is he a larper?
Notice how xhe doesn't quote the samefag checkMindbroken by shitposters into running insta defense force for a mexican gordito who erps as virgin retards on trash award
Milky is NOT a larper! I’m super cool and smart!
>>85871061When does Milky larp? Post examples.
>>85871238>which is as unnecessary an insult as it comes.NTA but wanting to interact with a character/franchise while knowing shit about it is by definition larping here. Why does Milky get a pass when HSKW got shat on for reading a wiki before playing with a character?
>>85871307Fajitas?
>>85871325OK Kira now for the Fajitas
>>85871325Because calling him Wikikawa was accurate and funny.
>>85871329>>85871362>KIRA KIRA KIRA SPOILED FAJITAS SPOILED KIRA KIRAYou rotate through boogeymen because you can't comprehend the fact there's multiple people itt, including avas, who think Milky is simply FUCKING ANNOYING
>>85871395OK nice melty Kira, will you get the fajitas now?
>>85871325Because they're retarded and only go for Milky's side to shitpost.
>>85871422Less posting at yourself, more fajitas.
Man shitposter failed and is talking to himself again what a boring night for the thread is nobody else here?I don't wanna be alone with this guy.
>>85871462Uh, how are you?
The problem with the MDF is that they're fucking annoying like the gordito they shill and defend, and it negates any actual criticism against Milky. You can't call him a shitty larper because if you do, you instantly became the shitposter they hate in their eyes, and it stops being against Milky: it becomes a battle against their thread nemesis. ANYTHING you say doesn't matter because you're (name) and you're shitposting meanwhile they're helping the thread by fighting (name) so they're justified. That's how we ended up with WHA getting shit on because Milky lied BLATANTLY to her. The people calling him out were Spoiled, or Kira, or whatever (name) his defense force decides to use. They will literally twist everything so Milky comes out on top, because they think if they don't they're handling the evil bad shitposter who lives rent free in their head a W. No retard, I'm not the guy you come here to fight because you're butthurt about an anonymous shitposting fag in 4chan. I think Milky is an annoying, zero effort, shit subby larper that wouldn't survive a second in F-List without being blocked by every fucking pink there with big tits. What's funny if that multiple avas have expressed their discontent with Milky, but just likes anons, it doesn't matter because now they're in the clique, or they're bad persons, or whatever trivial excuse the MDF churns out.
>>85871462I'm lurking because today has been exceptionally boring. Well, it's Monday. I wasn't expecting too much.
>>85871483The mdf is not going to like this one.
>>85871483You could type all this bullshit but not cook a single fajita?
>>85871483Examples?
>>85871185I actually ate a chicken sandwich last night too. It was a yangyeom sauce burger from McDonald's. Part of a Korean flavouors promotion. It was not that good actually lol, but I enjoy tasting different promotional food.
>>85871483I think most of the people "defending" Milky are actually shitposting him. He's a good target for concern trolls because he rarely ever denounces them and already annoys some people without the concern troll arguments.
>>85871483That's it nigger. I'm mad now.
>>85871483>Guys milky is the problem>Says the obsessed faggot shitposting for hours and posting schizo babble like thisLearn self awareness Kira
>>85870972>Apollo felt his heart race at the touch of Graves' hand, replaying the moment over and over again even as he attempted to return to his confident air of a high-born Ixian."Do you truly believe that I would spare any expense on an outing? The first one, no less? You underestimate me.">Apollo felt a small swell of pride behind his Letterman jacket. The Ixian prince had much more experience with the blade and combat than with matters of the opposite sex. Any incantations or magic that people his age may use to enhance their beauty flew right over his head. He did register that he couldn't stop stealing glances toward her in the darkness of the theater, embarrassed as he adjusted himself in his seat and found the plot of the play seeming to take a backseat to his wandering thoughts. He scooted in her direction, eyes flicking between the piece of paper clutched between her fingers and the stage"What in the blazes do you have there? It's not something necrotic, is it...?">Apollo's features turned apologetic instantly, reaching out to gently place his hand upon her knee in a show of good will."Just out of curiosity. I can't say that I am particularly knowledgeable about human plays, so I may require your assistance with the finer details.">The darkness of the theater made it easy enough for them to show a bit of closer skinship, something that Apollo seemed to be testing the waters of. Graves' opinion about her appearance wasn't the highest, and he was hellbent on changing that."I don't pay much mind to the politics of this institution, but I was under the impression that you were at the top of your particular band of misfits. If being seen with me will elevate your social status to where it needs to be, consider it yours to use as you please."(Nice and casual sounds good to me. A date would involve kisses, sweet words and handholding...Perverse things!)
>>85871483This is lowkey how it feels seeing Caren still schizophrenically fight Spoiled in 2026.
>>85871547Okay spoiled.
>>85871481Doing well doing well, hope you are too.>>85871496I guess that's fair, it was a really hot and exciting Sunday but then Monday had to be a drag but I rather not lurk a thread of a guy arguing with himself.Jerk off to any good porn lately?>>85871523Ah the only McDonald's closest to me is like an entire couple towns over kek. Sunds good actually. It's nice to try it at least once and know which one's the best. Honestly Popeyes got the best one still for me.
>>85871483Milky's mutts hate posts like this.
>>85871462No. We're ethereal beings who weren't long for this world. Sorry to tell you like this, Caren; we wish you
>>85871616a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
>>85871193Furina or Columbina would be great for taking out on a date and spoiling.
>>85871547Well thanks for proving I'm right that's a weird strategy from you but carry on.>>85871616>>85871628The heck...
>>85871559built to be mated by random old men
>>85871678The fun thing is that Toji warned you long ago what you're doing is retarded and you doubled down.
>>85871559Overwatch futa porn. Lots and lots of it. More than usual, to stave off the horny, bad idea of getting boned by an ex.Sundays are always pretty active here; Mondays are obviously going to be slow in comparison.
>>85871547What difference does it make if it's Spoiled or some other /hg/ circlejerker?
>>85871666I haven't reached Fontaine story-wise, but I did build up my Furina and got her weapon. The Oratrice Mechanique d'Analyse Cardinal would probably label me a poseur, but I do love her.>>85871559Popeyes! I haven't eaten there in a long time. The capital is pretty far from me so it's impossible to get delivery from there, but we did get a Wendy's and that's been delightful.
>>85871547>Shitposter mad Caren and other avas are calling him outEver consider just not being a whiny faggot and rping?
>>85871556>>85871678>>85871714>>85871738Seethe-induced posts. At least shitposters have fun.
>>85871752>At least shitposters have fun.Kek, is that what you think?
>>85871730Hmm... I'll probably test my luck with someone else I have in mind in that case, sorry.
>>85871752>Spending 12+ hours on an erotic board, failing to get any rp and seething at those that do>"I'm not mad, you're mad I'm having fun"Find joy in the fajitas you cook along the way Kira.
>>85871703>overwatch futa pornBased.
Anyone else find them incredibly boring?
>>85871775That's okay! Thanks for inquiring. I'll redownload Genshin in the meantime.
>>85871772Yea>>85871777>>Spending 12+ hours on an erotic board No one does this >failing to get any rp I don't do this >seething at those that do Nice head canon >Kira See, I'm INSTANTLY the guy you have a bone to pick with. No retard, you're not fighting your enemy, hall monitor-kun for 4chan shitposters
>>85871691Yet those old man can't handle me, they've been afraid hihi.>>85871699Actually where is Toji I've been missing that aura around here.>>85871703That's pretty good actually, the best ones have floppy cock physics that wobble after slapping someone in the face with the dick.As good as the dick was it's not worth the mess. Goon away the stupid thoughts. Find someone right for you not just for sloppy anal sex.Yeah it's just extra slow tonight for some reason.>>85871730The one near me is a complicated car ride, and if I travel there I gotta cross a couple highways to get there it's crazy. but I cannot deny that it's amazing.Wendy's tastes pretty good and is pretty cheap honestly but the nearest one I can't even walk to sadly.
>>85871824Is that so? I am not afraid of you
harrow tomorrow
>>85871793Addicts usually are. No different from a weed user who makes his stench other people's problem, or a heroin junkie telling everyone how much fun he's having.
>>85871738Do you? Ah, right, no, you don't.
>>85871818>I'm not this one faggot, I'm some other faggot!That's great, but have you considered no one cares?
>>85871835Sure you ain't sure you ain't mister yaps alot.
As a former hgger (migrated here mid. 2024 after a bunch of crossposting between the two threads) I can at least confirm Kira is unironically a boogeyman who isn't here 90% of the time he's named to the point it makes me think it's him shitposting himself, because I can't understand how he gets named dropped THIS much. His shitposting style is unique and easy to spot because he's a massive autist who spent years shitposting hg yet I see people here saying he's larping as avas to suck cock (lmao) or to attack Milky for no reason, it's just so confusing. He's not a mastermind behind every shitpost you nonces
>>85871851Why are you defending Kira over Caren, Milky, and Avas you absolute buffoon.
>>85871824Nyl... The GOAT of Overwatch futa porn.Yes, I have gooned away those thoughts many a time. Thankfully, that has done wonders to curb ideas that wouldn't be smart in the long run.It's Mondays, really. Not all Mondays, but every once in a while, Mondays are exceptionally slow and boring.>>85871840You misspelled Friday, btw. DEADMAN DANNY IS COMING NEXT!! Because we all know that no one's actually voting for Violet, she's a complete non-factor.
>>85871874Damn, don't be thta disrespectful to me you damn brat>Flicks her head
>>85871901DANNY GANG.
>>85871890Because I can't stand hypocrites like you yelling 'shut up and play' when you are the first one not playing and being a faggot.In fact, for all I know, you are just talking to yourself.
>>85871890>AgainThere's just no chance the people constantly bringing him up aren't either him or another hg shitposter "working" with him. I feel like fucking Cassandra from Greek mythology
>>85871840frankly rather astounding so many were blind to her being the very best of choices.
>>85871878Kira was going at it for whole days on end for awhile there. He fell off recently like all shitposters do. Brapple picked up the slack. There are others. You seem to be unfamiliar with Occam's razor, as if there's some mysterious cabal of shitposters out there when in reality it's a few highly autistic individuals who can't kick their habit.
>>85871901Truly, just huge cocks and balls that will knock someone out...You better, I rather a gooning Marina than a Marina putting up with that mess just for a dicking. Respect yourself and get disrespected in bed by someone who respects you.Tends to happen but yeah it was too crazily dead for my liking.Happy more people are in now.>>85871909>Cratches the hand and kicks their balls.Yeah nice try old fart!
>>85871536"Don't be stupid. It's clove. Do you have a light? I'd get the hand but-">Gesturing wordlessly to the posh area they were in and how disruptive a burning lich hand would be, she rolled her eyes in the darkness. Holding the cigarette between two fingers, Graves offered it to Apollo while she turned back over to the stage, ignoring the way his hand was warm on her skin. Warmer than a normal human's, and he'd be able to feel how hers was colder, not like a dead body but almost room temperature. "This is a pretty old one, but it's about politics and tragedy, from what I remember when my parents made me see it ages ago. You'd probably like it, you're about all that politics back home right?>Electricity crackled as the stage lights slammed on with loud CLACKs, illuminating the stage as more actors took the stage, including an ixian wearing a gaudy gold crown. Huh, she didn't think that he'd get the lead position for this, good for him."So that guy, King Lear. He's king of all of England, but he's getting old, and doesn't have a male heir. So he decides to divide his kingdom between his daughters based on how much they say they love him. Those two are the loudest, but completely fake. He doesn't care and gives them a ton of land anyway because he's a shallow old man.">The cigarette was between her lips. Lit or not, she didn't care, just tasting the clove and tobacco on her breath made her feel more at ease. Easy to ignore how her cheeks were warmer too from feeling his hand on her bare skin."His youngest daughter, Cordelia, says he's full of shit. So he disowns her and sends her off to France to get married to one of his allies, I think. When his advisor says this is stupid, king banishes him too.">On the stage, the actors shouted and bellowed, voice amplification allowing them to carry easily with just a pinch of magic. The scene played out just as she said, glowing spirits in the air shrouding the actors in soft light.
>>85872007>Music swelled from the orchestra as the scene darkened, some of the figures walking off of the stage, others entering. Graves' eyes glowed a faint, eerie green as she watched the play unfold, and she raised one finger to point in the darkness, voice a whisper. But her other hand had been put down to rest on top of Apollo's, fingers unconsciously moving to slip between his while he rested it on her knee."Here's where Cordelia gets married off to some guy she doesn't know because daddy dearest doesn't like her speaking up. She still marries a king, but there's no gift from her dad or anything like that. Meanwhile both of her sisters start plotting against Lear and leave him alone in a storm. See what rewarding fake people got him. That's supposed to be the tragedy, like he wasn't a shitty father."(Nothing of the sort at all obviously. That'd be a social scandal for months.)
>>85871966OW WHAT THE FUCK!?
>>85872007>>85872021If someone talked to me like this during King Lear, I'd tell them to shut the fuck up.
>>85871942Confederates are so cool! The best faction bar none.
>>85871946Feels like shitposting overall is just going down, the schizos are definitely acking. You might see a Poverty Asuna post aimed at one of his targets every now and then, but apart from that there's barely anything except isolated shitposts. Even Concerny barely goes at it when he used to spend entire weeks. Shitposting for hours in 4chan is simply too self-destructive to keep up for long, real life catches up to you eventually, anyone spending +8 hours shitposting a porn rp thread is not living a good or successful life. >cabal of shitpostersThis was definitely a thing though, the hg shitposting servers were real, and Legionfags tried to raid us during summer. Their numbers are just shit now from all the aforementioned reasons
>>85871946A good few of us are in a discord server.
>>85871910TOMORROW DANNY GETS WHAT HE SHOULD'VE GOTTEN WEEKS AGO!>>85871966Overwatch may be frustrating as all hell to play at times, but the porn will forever be amazing.I'm just gonna buy a whole menagerie of sex toys for myself this Christmas. I'm fatigued from the dating scene, and I will have other ways to sufficiently satisfy me until I'm finally recovered from the massive burnout of being taken.I'm glad that the evening saved this place from lameness. I'm not very heavily invested in internet drama when the real world is filled with enough of it already.
Meow's it going?
>>85872119I'm very whatever
>>85872022You asked for it trying to flick a bully dumbass.>>85872094Overwatch porn is the stress relief to playing the game itself.I'd buy some myself but eh it's too expensive for something, even a small something. I'll stick to hands and whatever I find in the house.Indeed, we all come here to get off and have fun and enjoy talks of things we enjoy together and all that. Enough drama more fucking!>>85872119A wolfie cat...
>>85872081>>85872089Oh no when I say mysterious cabal of shitposters the emphasis was on mysterious. Brapple, Kira, Poverty Asuna, Concerny, they're all circlejerkers who can't kick their habit. Spoiled was the same. Acting like there's no way to know who's posting what most of the time is choosing to live in ignorance.
>>85872007>>85872021(Getting pulled into something but this is very cute. I'll be sure to write up a reply to drop on you when next we cross paths if you're having fun like I am!)
>>85872141Your thread regulars still get Caren confused with whoever posts sample images or what have you, even when she talks in a very distinct way. It's not a stretch to claim your average shitposter, who keeps it varied, isn't going to be identified easily, when you're typical thread goer here is (sorry to be rude) very short-minded. Just like certain Anons here are keen on keeping themselves unidentifiable and un-associable.
>>85872068they are neat, the idea of them and valtr himself looks pretty cool. i have to admit though i think i feel a bit more of a draw towards the vilebloods of cainhurst.bloodborne in general is probably the fromsoft game that most appeals to me in terms of atmosphere and feel.
>>85872057And that's why you don't have a necromancer dating you.>>85872177No worries golden boy, enjoy your thing.
>>85872129But what if you were very something? I think that'd be cool.>>85872133She's got that dog in her, while wearing that cat on her.
>The ones whining are /hg/ crossposters.someone is playing both sides here.
I've got blood on my mind.
>>85872193>your average shitposter, who keeps it variedkek, are you being serious?
>>85872260I'm thinking about kiss shot right now
>>85872269The person larping as WhA and the AI posting shitposter have yet to be identified.
>>85872237So that's why she barks when you pull her adorable choker.>Tug tugs.
>>85872237nah I'm just overall half baked
I made it home.
>>85872295Exception proving the rule.
>>85872324I am glad you are safe...>pats thrice.
>>85872295>>85872269One of these is Kira.
>>85872338>Does this to you.
>>85872333How many times has this discussion been had now? Your average shitposter isn't the one making 50 posts in a single thread and here for hours on end. He makes one or two good zingers and basks in his achievement. Kira-brapple is a retard who doesn't even want to be put in the effort of being funny. The couple addicts who are here every day, or every other, do not account for the majority of shitposters; they are merely the ones who post the most, so your brain perceives them to be the only ones of note And it works. It works very well. They take attention away from the thread because your kind feel the need to comment on their persistence. You continue to point your finger at the pile of shit with flies circling it, and somehow find it strange that it remains in your perception when you choose to do so. Ignore them. it's a choice.
Hi. Got a few hours to do some unga bunga.
>>85872358AHHHHHHHHHHH>Falls over>No more pats for you now.
No shitposter is funny.
Stop replying to Kira >>85872384
>>85872394Such is the fate of all nonnies.
>>85872384>The couple addicts who are here every day, or every other, do not account for the majority of shitposters; they are merely the ones who post the mostIf you're terming it this way, the majority of shitposters are irrelevant nobodies. Glad we agree.>b-b-but not ALL shitposts are by the usual suspects who are here 12 hours daily, merely 95% of them are!Who cares? There's no need for protecting the innocent from false accusations here. Shitposters can get called out no matter who they are.
>>85872423Show me fat nursie rack instead, I will punish her for this.
>>85872452Sure thing, just get on this bed real quick.
>>85872133I have such a love-hate relationship with Overwatch. I either love playing it or despise it. No in-between.>I'll stick to hands and whatever I find in the house.Remember! Always use a flared base to spare yourself an embarrassing trip to the hospital! Cucumbers may be cheap, but the potential hospital bill won't be! So true. I'm trying to get my rocks off and chat with cool people! I'm too grown to get into online scruples when I've got plenty I have to deal with in the real world.
>>85872466.... fine....>Lies down cluelessly
>>85872304Oi... This wasn't in The Script. Don't try to tell me it is because I read it, I'll know if you're making things up. >Acts like she doesn't like it but is actually happy for some reason.>>85872321We'll have to stick you back in till you're done then.>>85872324Welcome home!
>>85872500Nurse would probably kill me again if I do that.
>>85872487>Betraying Sam and Mordred to embrace your pedophilia in ERP.
>>85872260How about a donut instead? They're cruelty free...compared to blood, anyway.
>>85872497>Fucking KILLS you (you're Reisen btw).>>85872500>Hides Nonny's loot behind my back very cutely.Where's my welcome home kissy??
>>85872528but I'm not...>Is just dead now tho. Atomized.
>>85872487I've heard similar from many people I guess some mix lewding and playing overwatch when they play when I hear about the bad teamates.True, but from the nurse's I know they don't really care that much just glad the person's fine. If only a bit funny.Exactly, it's online sex and fun you gotta be real boring tomkae drama from that.>>85872500The script said nothing about dogs wearing clothes either but look at you~>Pets her head.
You guys are spending hours writing ESL dissertations about me, gotta love the irony. Anyway, how are you?
>>85872581Awful. But that's a given.
>>85872578I have hate-jerked to characters that were either my shitty teammates or a really annoying enemy more than once, so I *guess* that would be the in-between. Didn't think of it like that.Probably more embarrassing for you personally than the doctor's shame in you. Most of it is in the person's head, of course. But, c'mon. No matter how professional the doctor is or how good their bedside manner is, having someone you don't know get something out that your ass swallowed will never not be a large source of shame.Some people just like making problems for themselves because they've got very little going on.
Bit late on a holiday to get some unga bunga going, huh? Ah well. I'll hop off too. Pleasant dreams, /erp/.
>>85872572Such a shame. You were a good Reisen...
>>85872519You'll be remembered fondly then>>85872528You're right. my bad.>Kissies you, cutely. There's sparkles and bubbles in the background and everything!Welcome home~>>85872578O-oii... Kafkaren is dangerous, too much dommy power for your peverted hands to wield responsibly. I'll have to throw someone at you very soon to strip and tug as you like...
>>85872750no you will forget that even existlike you shouldhave this thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q186U5Fg2S4
>>85872718Maybe that's how they remain so popular, people goon to the porn and think they've relieved the stress get into the game, then more porn from the stress. An endless cycle and the constant is Overwatch...True it's quite the embarrassment which is why people mostly try to avoid things getting lodged inside them. Saw a video of the oral version of that and swallowing and entire dildo and needing to vomic it out is pretty terrifying.>>85872750Only cause senpai's so cute... Just makes you wanna get all hands on with them like a pet...Hihi I look forward to it, I'll enjoy showing them their place and ruining their mind until pet mode is their default...
>>85872750W-whoah, it worked!! I'm such a rizzlord...>Swallows one of the shojo bubbles on accident.
>>85872833Blizzard really playing 4D chess with their ga- SOMEONE SWALLOWED A WHOLE DILDO?!?!
>>85872914Yeah it looked like a cam show thing where she accidentally swallows one while deepthroating it then she starts gagging, tearing up, trying to vomit out from being lodged in her throat and it was rather horrifying. I kept wondering if I was watching someone about to go out in the most embarrassing way but luckily she vomited it out but you can see the panic and fear for life it was just scary.
>>85873018That is insane. That would be one of the worst ways to be caught dead. Asphyxiated with a silicone cock down your throat. My curiosity is piqued. Surely it'll show up if I search "camgirl almost chokes on dildo".
>>85872758Neat animation, I can't fully appreciate it since I'm clueless about Deltarune, but it's always cool when fans make these sorta thing!>>85872833I have too much pet energy... I need to farm more aura so I can be respected again...>>85872869You can't spell Tewi without Tew, as in tew(too) much rizz to handle...>Don't swallow too many or you'll develop an apetite for GAY!.
>>85873066Couldn't imagine the fear and embarrassment from being in the situation where that could happen. Luckily she was fine but man. Oh for sure and not a bunch of porn for Marina to goon to surely. It could lowkey come up too thinking about if it's a big enough video.>>85873120Senpai knows how to turn me into a boob sucking babu so they do have ways to put me in my place... We both have the power to turn the other into a complete sub this is the rivalry of the century...
Goo~d afternoon! I’m trying to study at a coffee shop using an apple product while buying only one item on the menu…
>>85873203The number of red flags is on par with AI-generated green text video
