Grumpy EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85846220OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 >Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4 Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
>>85877969I want to kiss him to ungrump him.
>>85878008
>>85878175They got twins!
Alastor is the Hazbin character it would be most funny to be a recurring walk on in Helluva Boss. I want to see him interacting and fucking with the Helluva cast.
>>85878585Hell yeah, imagine the dynamic between him and Blitzo.
MPEGging Salie May!
>>85879380Gross. If you're gay, be honest about it. I hate this deceiving trying to appear female act, that doesn't make it any better, it actually makes it worse.
>>85879456Gayer to not want to stick your dick in a warm hole.
>>85874747Being gae doesn't matter here
>>85879472Fucking a normal dude in the ass is less gay than fucking a dude that pretends to be a girl, since appearing as a girl makes the male genitals even more gross in comparison.
>>85879543Not gay if the balls don't touch.
people fucking hate moth
God I love her
>>85879660Moth abuse
>>85879660Not enough. Death to all pimps.
>>85879755Loona...
>>85879910
>>85879894Angel...
>>85880080Dogshit ship
>>85879543Alastor basically looks like a girl so it’s not gay
>>85880165
>>85880244RAPE
>>85880281Slop
>>85880218Yup. That's one of the many reasons why you can date Alastor and remain a straight man.
>>85881158Mmh cheese with sweet sauce
>>85881213Slop
>>85881333*rapes you with my 9 inch dick*
>>85881378*rapes you with my 10 inch dick till you actually develop good taste*
>>85880218Vox...
>>85881213Reposting this wonderful image from the last threadWhat do you think happen when she takes a dump with Glute
>>85881459Delete this
>>85881459Oh come on man.
>>85881459Once again proof Fallenwings is pure slop
>>85881478I laughed for about 5 minutes after seeing itIt’s like the Willy Wonka blueberries fetish I don’t even know how people get it. Do they want to be the sentient asshole it have it?
>>85881492As if no other characters had this kind of weird stuff, stfu
>>85881542No. Slopa lover. You're not deflecting this one.
>>85881542Imagine Vaggie having to use Glute after having too much spicy Mexican food….
>>85881585Obsessed
>>85881213Lute would never.
>>85881517For me it's the hairdo just on the side of her ass lmao.
>>85881647
Lute would objectively be the the best wife. She is actually strong, skilled and most importantly, loyal. She would defend you and your family with all she could. At the same time, she understands her role as a mother and would take great care of her children. Her intellect would make her input as an individual valuable. And she is the fairest and most beautiful angel out there.
>>85881618RAPED
>>85879456I know, right?Anon should be getting mpregged BY Sallie May.
>>85881704Slop
>>85881732I don't see her as motherly at all. She would be out fighting wars not cleaning up poop and meal prepping.
>>85881773This might age in a very neutral way.
Why is Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel just sex jokes?
>>85882334Because sex=funny.
>>85882441Average intelligence people are really weird.
>>85882472Have sex with me
>>85882521Are you a foid?
>>85882334Viv is a huge fan of Seth Rogen
I want to abuse him...
>>85882334Because they're in Hell.
>>85882558No. Just a regular dude.
>>85883021Slop
>>85881732What if she were a sentient anus and Vaggie was taking a monster shit out of her? Imagine the smell.
>>85881459Well I picked a great time to come back to /hhg/
>>85883235Kill all Fallenwings fags
>>85882631Deserved
>>85883086Then I'm sorry, but I'm only gay for Stolas and Alastor.
>>85883712:(
I hate Alastor's weird feet that transform into his shoes. I thought he just wore shoes over his hooves but nope. Feet tf. Thanks viv.
>>85883927He has beautiful feet and sexy shoes in my mind.
>>85883957I hate how autistic I am about canon...
>>85883963More trashy slop?
>>85882577Vaggie is fla-
>>85879543god I need to them to make sweet passionate love in front of vox
I hate being a black woman. We are the hellhounds of real life
>>85884501Why you want to bully Vox?
>>85884568Don't insult Hellhound women like that.
>>85884568>I hate being a black woman fr? What kind of characterfag are you?
>>85884568>black womanWtf i love you
>>85884699Abel…
>>85884604Is that a serious question?
>>85885151More slop?The sheer depravity.
>>85884699Vox…
>>85885446>Vox attracted to a womanImpossible
>>85884699Chick…
>>85884623>parents abandoned>lives in the hood>shitty job Loona is a typical hoodrat anon
>>85885827>Loona if she were hot
>>85885886The image name. Beautiful.
>>85884568Then do better than the other porch monkeys and set an example, ebony chocolate lady.
>>85884604He is so bullyable... someone with that big of an ego that is so fragile is perfect to hurt.
Which characterfag(s) do you suspect are black?
>>85885872>>85885886>>85886095>>85886111Sex
>>85886138The man has excellent taste.
>>85884699Adam...
Who needs to be mindraped more? Vox or Adam (let’s pretend he’s still alive)
>>85886231Cute and canon
adam penis
adam ass
>>85886290Adam was a chocolate dipper?
>>85886311>>85886320Adam Soul
>>85886323Yes
>>85886141None. All Hazbin/Helluva fans are White.
Mixed Abel
>>85886141Vox and Adam
>>85886489We rarely see art of nigga Abel.
OK anon, which one are you going to cum inside?
>>85877969:p
>>85886138
>>85886138he's literally me
>>85886261I say Vox because he deserves a taste of his own medicine.
>>85886815It's hard to overstate how much of a loser this man is.
>>85886694The more forbidden but absolutely legitimate one.
I’m black but pretty racist. I only date white and Asian men
>>85886826Fucking based.
>Pentious and Lucifer already confirmed Which characters will next in the new wave of figgies?
>>85886935
>>85887332Hopefully Vox
>sold out within minutes
>>85887784Vox tampon
>>85887784>2ft Where the fuck would you put this?That's the size of a small chair
>>85887784If I wasn't broke ass I would have bought it too.
>>85885462The dark skin negates the vagina.
Which Hazbin?
>>85887959Vox 100%
>>85887784I'm so glad I snagged one.
>>85887959Asmodeus
>>85887959Stolas
>>85887900>Vox turns himself into a tampon in hopes Alastasia uses him
Via abuse
>>85888322This frame is adorable
>>85887917My boyfriend would have been so mad if I bought this and had to find somewhere to put it in our small apartment. Thanks everyone else for saving me from myself.
>>85888473No problem, fellow Voxchad.
>>85888513I'm also slightly jealous at everyone who got one but I'll live lol.
>>85877969
>>85888322she cute
>>85888635Sex
You can’t write an adult character and have them be asexual. It’s not fulfilling
>>85888960Dumb. Characters can do other things than fuck you know?
>>85888986How am I supposed to ship them then
>>85889002Ignoring their canon sexualities is a time honored tradition.
/aco/ drawthread stuff
Maids of deering
>>85886935Vox/Adam/Abel/Pentiousfag…
>>85889002Rape is pretty cool
>>85886694She looks like a penguin
>>85889063Orientation play is hot.
>>85888322>hfw I thrust a little too hard
Rape?
>>85890894…Abel
>>85889890I like when brown characters are drawn with grey skin
>>85891279Corpsechaser...
>>85890904I honestly wonder how *those* fans would take Stella being revealed to be a lesbian. Would they suddenly have an about face and come to appreciate her, or would they use it as more evidence that Viv and Stella's fans hate them directly?
>>85890894rape
Rape ____
>>85891548I'll always love Stella, but, if that happens, much like I do with Velvette; I'd just ignore it. Unironically I have dyke fatigue and I'm so tired of the crew declaring the girls to be lesbians out of spite. Fuck you faggots and shove your lgbtslop up your fat asses.
>>85892181>Saying this in the general of a pure lgbtslop showYou have nobody else but yourself to blame
>>85892181It's fine to ignore canon for random fandom bs anyway. It's porn and shit. If you actually care that much you are an autist.
>>85892206I know. Guess I'm a masochist.
Alastor after a week at Val and Velvettes
>>85892240>If you actually care that much you are an autistThis, waifufags and yumes who get pissy over canon sexualities are cringe.
>>85892134(You)
Deer playing with balls
>>85893218>not italian
Which Helluva Hazbin's face would you slice off and wear?
>>85893362Leatherface...
The best way to gatekeep
>>85893832this is fucking hilarious
imagine what val thinks when he sees this blubber ball of a TV boyfriend
>>85892484Would Vox still be into him like this or not?
Which Hazbin is the best corrective rape target?
>>85894222anyone who answers with anything other than 'alastor' is a faggot
>>85894222octaviato fix her asexuality
>>85894222Vox, he needs to like pussy
Me husbands
>>85886815Vox is literally me
Here we go....
>Asians getting all the cafe collabsIt's not fair...
>>85895262Lucishit is in the rest of the picture isn't he?
Unbelievably horrific stuff man
I got a raging boner, am I gay now for the bird?
>>85895305Just finished watching it via some /co/ anon's livestream. Wasn't half bad, and thankfully Sallie May didn't get a major character girlfriend like everyone feared 'she' would.
>>85895331The school merch is already available online, at least. The other shit probably will be as well eventually.
>white Christian Borle fan bullying a popular Japanese artist for not making Alastor dark enough>they produce shit like thisI genuinely wish death on these people
>>85895522Studious senpai>>85895527Rebellious kohai
Black femanon,be honest, would you?
I will watch the episodes later after I have my virus looked at
taking his virginity
>>85895358Yes. Sadly it's really hard to find art of her that doesn't have the ukebait faggot in it. But, it does give me the pleasure of cropping him out.
Where’s Pery?
>>85895733I paid for someone to kill him irl
>>85895733Masturbating to Stolas.
>>85895559Wait a minute. Who is this guy?
>>85895677>But, it does give me the pleasure of cropping him out.You're doing god's work brother. Be proud.
I already nutted but my dick is hard
I love japan!
>>85895880>>85895886Sex with deer.
>>85895886I'll have the one on the right.
japan saved this show unironically
>>85895991Japan can save anything with the exception of their declining birth rate.
The show is dead.They did irreparable damage to Stolas.I have never seen character assassination this bad.I don't know if I am coming back.It was fun while it lasted.Thank you for the fun times.I wish you all well.
>>85896070see you tomorrow
>>85896070Love you Pery
>>85896070I haven’t watched the episodes yet What crossed the line for you?
>>85896070Ditto, I don't think it could have possibly gone any worse than it did. I blame Dani for pushing this shit years ago and having Viv like it. Between this and the pilot era being erased there's nothing left for me
>>85896152stolitz ntr realthat's the general gist, obviously there's narrative and character explanations for it but that's what's at the heart of it
>>85896262have the episodes been posted here or /co/ yet?
>>85896276idktheyre on prime video at the very least
>turns your owl bf into a pimped out whore Why'd she do it bros?
>>85896535she def gives, like, enabler vibeslike she'd give you weed and it'd end up as a gateway drug into ruining your life or something
>>85896535Because she hates Stolitz as much as we do.
>No Mammon in the Australian episode
>>85896535>demon in hell is a terrible person>news at 11
I got my wish for thicc Stolas, >the monkey's paw curledWhat have I done.
Hi.I haven't watched them yet, are they good?Apparently the Dirty Bird part was too much for some people.
viv did itthis is itthis is what will kill the thread
it was "okay"
Vox goes through what Stolas did to Blitzo with Valentino every week
Well...On the bright side, I now know with 100% certainty that I am a better writer than Vivienne Medrano and anyone on her team.Though I would say half of all fanfiction writer at this point could say the same.
>>85896070Don't leave birdfag. We like you.
>>85896904KEK
Torrent/link to the new Episodes, anyone?
when will the new eps be uploaded to the general site
the man from the first episode reminds me of adam idk why
>>85896708It’s bad. It’s all bad. U the striker drawer man?
>>85896991>still says check back september 10th>hasn't been updated in over a yeartake a guess
>Blitzo is a cuck nowWhy is Viv doing this?
>>85897279so they can kiss and make up in a big mooshy love scene at the end of the season
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY KEKS IN THIS SHOW
I HATE STOLASSTOLAS IS A NIGGERI HATE STOLASSTOLAS IS A NIGGERI HATE STOLASSTOLAS IS A NIGGERI HATE STOLASSTOLAS IS A NIGGER
S3 VoxVal like Stolitz
I'm happy that he cucked shitzo but I'm unhappy that he's a trashy whore
>>85897351NO
>>85897297Name all the cucks
>>85897404Literally every male character with a love interest so far
>>85897429Damn
/hhg/, if you were Blitzo in this situation, what would you do?
>>85897404ValentinoBlitzVoxAdamAlastor, if you count the cuck chairVaggiLilith, if Lucifer slept with Eve
>>85897456Real answer: kick stolas outMeme answer: kill stolas
>>85897457>vaggie???
>>85897490Charlie held hands with Emily which is basically sex, don't you know?
>>85897456kick him out, find Striker, have passionate hand holding with Striker, kidnap Stolas, make out with Striker in front of Stolas and then bash his brains in
Now what?
>>85897560I dunno
>>85897560cuties
They should ditch their unfaithful whores and get together
>>85897612Cute*2
I want to draw a big demonic cat girl, from Wrath, but I need help drawing out key features. What makes a suitable cat girl on par with Loona, design wise?
>>85897677Tits tail whiskers
>>85897677do cat hellborn exist?
>>85897677make her a tiger
outfits for pegging
>>85897684She's already head sized.>>85897686They do now.>>85897692Oooh. I like that.Back to class. I'll return in full MOPP later, /trash/.
>>85897703apparently alastor is wearing a gothic lolita rib cage harness
>>85897457Hope HH S3 adds Lucifer to the cucked list
>>85898063Adam's remains...
Blitzo, I want to play a game
Stolas is a whore and Blitzo deserved better
>>85898633they both need human boyfriends to set them straight
The Stolas slut music video was the gayest thing I have ever seen, and I have seen plenty of gay furry porn but even that isn't nearly as gay as this shit was.
>>85898797>>85898797>>85898797
