Squirrel editionPokephilia /pō-kē-ˈfilēə / n. sexual attraction of a human toward a pokemon, which may involve the experience of sexual fantasies about the pokemon or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it. Note that pokémon on pokémon is not pokephilia.Post female pokémon with male humans and solo female pokémon. F human/M pokémon are allowed too, but not solo male pokémon.Ignore on-model autists, anthro is okay. AI is tolerated, but leave dumps to dedicated threads.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85695131/spt/ master rentry: https://rentry.org/bsp72Hot:[Game] https://argonvile.itch.io/monstermind[Meowscarada] https://archiveofourown.org/works/90961506[Virizion] https://archiveofourown.org/works/89446691[A-Ninetales] https://archiveofourown.org/works/87475106[Updated][Poochyena+] https://rentry.co/rrmy8q4t[Ho-oh] https://archiveofourown.org/works/86035491[Zacian] https://archiveofourown.org/works/84522016[Game][Vulpix] https://mrrewimrrew.itch.io/vulp-story[WIP][Hitmongirl] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78523941[Nickit] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78323326[Dragonite] https://archiveofourown.org/works/77492591[Serperior] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78345016[CYOA] https://dandelionrye.neocities.org/PokewaifupickerV2/[Lycanroc,Noivern,Mienshao] https://rentry.org/lycanrocladyplus[Gardevoir] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75676126[Mienshao] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75016356[Updated][WIP] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62970124[Phantump] https://archiveofourown.org/works/72843876/[Sneasler] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62257555[Banette] https://archiveofourown.org/works/69220331[Giratina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68584356[Nidorina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68154321[Zoroark] >>76672651[Weavile] https://archiveofourown.org/works/67929831[Infernape] >>76450697[Aggron/Rhydon] https://archiveofourown.org/works/50199274More in the rentry above.
>PoTTSkrelp>QoTTWould you a Pokémon significantly smaller than (you)?
Luxray used Flash!
>>85884777>QoTTYes.
>>85884777>Would you a Pokémon significantly smaller than (you)?Abso-FUCKING-lutely.
>You've tucked into bed after a long day>Sleep takes you quickly>Some time later, the pitch blackness of your room is split by the light spilling in from your now-cracked door>Gardevoir peers in>You haven't been letting her sleep in your bed as much since she evolved>It just feels weird for some reason>She steps inside, carefully shutting the door behind her so as not to wake you>She kneels beside your bed, lowering her face inches away from yours>Silently watching you sleep>Her breathing synchronizes with yours>She brings her fingertips up to the side of your face>Her eyes close>A soft pink glow washes over you>She reaches psychically into your mind>She delves deep, ignoring your dreams to push into the darkest corners of your subconscious where few psychic Pokemon tread, and she begins to carve into the walls>Your Gardevoir loves you>Your Gardevoir will always love you>There is nothing that you can do to your Gardevoir that will make her ever stop loving you>Your Gardevoir is all-forgiving>There is nothing that you can do to your Gardevoir that she can't forgive>Your Gardevoir belongs to you>You can do with it whatever you see fit>You can use it however you like>Your Gardevoir will always be happy for you whenever you feel good >Your Gardevoir wants you to feel good>Your Gardevoir always wants to help you feel good>It's always okay to use your Gardevoir to feel good>Even if your Gardevoir is crying, it doesn't hate you>Your Gardevoir will always love you no matter what you do to it>There are no other humans or Pokemon who will love you or forgive you like your Gardevoir>As she leaves your mind, she can see your formerly placid sleeping face turn dark>You squirm uncomfortably under the covers>It hurts her to see you like this>You're probably doing something unpleasant in your dreams now>She wishes she could just use dream eater to make it stop, but she knows it's for the best of you both if she lets these sorts of dreams play out
>>85884777Yes, in fact that's my favorite body type. However I wouldn't the absolute tiniest pokemon because I'd be afraid to kill them with my dick
>>85886464>get a wish can wish for anything>wish to be it's husband for life
milk
Leggings bugwife get! Gamefreak knew what they were doing with this one. Thanks a bunch, man. You know, I'm not usually the kind of guy who goes around with the "Please step on me" mentality, but it's kind of not hard to with her. So tall and slender...
It's well known that Vaporeon is the most compatible, eeveelution, but which one is the LEAST?
>>85884690My favorite.
>>85887938Glaceon. Your sperm freezes before it reaches her womb.
>>85887903Cheers! I figured you'd want a somewhat equal trade for her. Thanks for the violet Mother of the Ocean.It took a while, but we got it done (funnily enough my main got another shiny in the last rotation in the meantime). Glad you like her. Don't be afraid of getting stepped on, she's pretty lightweight.
>>85887938Jolteon, with the spikes.
>>85884777>Would you a Pokémon significantly smaller than (you)?Fennekin, Emolga, Zorua, Pikachu, Mew, Sprigatito, Minccino, Eevee, Meowstic, Mawile and Scorbunny can all get it
fox brides (pregnant with human children)
>>85889239That's only if you startle them. Umbreon is also like this, but will sweat poison, so no surprises during sex with those two, okay?Personally, I'd be more worried about the electricity. >>85887938Simillar concerns for Flareon and Glaceon's body temperatures. Maybe the pokemon world has invented fire/freezeproof condoms.
>>85889085>Mother of the OceanThat's a new one for me, I don't actually think I've seen anyone into Kyogre like that. Usually it's Lapras. Yeah, I sort of took a small break and when I came back, I was getting quite the number of trade requests. Lots of remotes happening at once. Pheromosa may be lightweight, but those legs is strong so one should be careful.
>>85886583I suddenly remember that cute typhlosion comic with gardevoir.
>>85895697You're reading too much into it, I just like to point out her title and gender (not many seem to be aware) and since I met her in Pokopia I can't help but find her endearing. Especially her southern-burgerland accent.As for aquatic pokemans, I greatly prefer Milotic, Primarina and Lapras as you said.Satisfied with stats? My yee haw purple shewhale has max attack, so can't complain.
