/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5533>"UFO" Edition--Stories--By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 37)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 60)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Down in the Moominvalleyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/94225121By Mattariel>Of Void (Ch. 18)https://archiveofourown.org/works/45532363/By ScaryDrPepper>Mistaken Flighthttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93520341By Scan>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 5)https://rentry.co/pigeon-postalBy AnonymousThe Best Route to Osakahttps://rentry.org/ca39pu86By JacklinMauer>The Gambler (Ch. 5)https://archiveofourown.org/works/93883106By AnonymousJimbo>Unlikely Harmony [WIP]https://archiveofourown.org/works/94399746By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>My Roommate Is A Humie (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/88513471By Host_Hu>Exploring Limbo (Ch. 31)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238By LunarOxide>Eclipse (Ch. 23)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69725786[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ] :https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85884737Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
Boo.
>>85890768the snoothings
>>85890768they look so fuckin stupid lmao
as an averi enjoyer i formally apologize for what has been done and distance myself from such actions
>>85890772That's a child.
>she's back and she's coming for your assWhat do you do?
>>85890739Dingo Kart Racing when
>>85890772https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9rsLuVUq2o
Very specific question. If all waifurs were Draculas, which ones would fit into each of these categories? I wish to know for a thingy >Dracula that uses blood magic>Dracula that wields flames and darkness>Dracula that summons fierce lightning>Dracula that harnesses the chill of the grave>Dracula that just summons a shitload of fucking skeletons>Dracula that teleports around a lot and does the same animation each time she attacks
>>85890840
Hey /hmofa/. Which waifur would be most likely to ask this >>85890881 question?
Morning with a slutty Digimon partner.
This showed up on my Youtube front page.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTotzxKUnXo
>>85890739The singular OP story not being greened is making me reeee
>>85891017>ai
>>85891087yes.
>>85890768Anastasia when she brings you over to meet her sisters>>85890881>flames or lightnNakree>teleportsZemmy >skeletonsA dog that chews on bones… Mayhaps one named after their delicious insides…?>bloodThis one might be a stretch, but the idol? It’s kinda associated with ritualistic sacrifice, so blood magic doesn’t seem too far off…
>>85891107have some standards
>>85890902I'm gonna say it:I do not care for STR buildsThey insist upon themselves
You know you all want one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRB2eypVN-U
>>85891155Isabelle has a high strength ass the fat bitch
>>85891131how else am i supposed to see averi as a maid?
>>85890768"Have mercy"
>>85891179>AFTER YOU'VE SCRUBBED ALL THE FLOORS IN /HMOFA/, THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT MERCY
Who would his waifur be?
Alright, need to draw my daily Marrow; gimme a good idea!!(NO SHRINKING!!)
>>85891229robo waifur made out of bottles
>>85891229lmao now im curious
>>85891234Draw Newt instead of constantly baiting the thread please
>>85891257Newt had her week, this is Marrow month!>:(
>>85891229rat
>>85891289>She is 22 years old.>Still acts like a total brat.
>>85891119did nakree ever use fire or lightning? I only remember her dispelling someone else's magic, and making monsters explode from the inside out. Well, for battle magic anyways, since she also summons ghosts that make the main character go insane pretty often.
>>85891229A ratite of some sorts, obviously.
>>85891264Haven't seen her in a while.
>>85891234So when are you going to start posting your hmofa OCs again?
>>85891310Haven’t read her story yet, I’ve just seen her constantly portrayed as a battle caster, so I assumed fire/lightning.If she summoned ghosts, then skeletons should be the consideration.
>>85891347If only I had been constantly mentioning a particular schedule that I’ve dedicated towards completing…!!:/
>>85891302You know what must be done
>>85891317serious art block
>>85891177learn how to draw fren
>>85891397What does the schedule for a non-hmofa character have to do with /hmofa/?
>>85891398You're absolutely right, anon.
>>85891466Go get her champ.
>>85890739We're on our fourth batch of bi-weekly story prompts!Our last batch was>The fog was thick, the air was cold, and the...>Gold and bronze leaves adorned the trees in the...>Dark twisting corridors wound their way through...The entries for it wereBy ResidentDegnerate>Boy Meets Goylehttps://rentry.org/p88hq8kaA news reporter happens upon Ivy (yes that one), and has a less than pleasant experience at the diner he finds her in.By Rotham>Down in the Moominvalleyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/94225121An American man sick of his life sells what little he owns and goes to Moominvalley. On his way, he comes upon a lonely cottage with a lonely fillyjonk inside.>The Best Route to Osakahttps://rentry.org/ca39pu86A medieval Japanese merchant hires a horse woman porter. Their journey turns out to be rather eventful.By ScaryDrPepper>Mistaken Flighthttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93520341An older couple, a man and his goat wife, forced down on a foggy and cold day.SO, next we have three new prompts for your consideration:>Ouija boards were usually only owned by crazy people or bored teenagers, but...>The nightly knocking on the attic door at three in the morning was bad enough, but now...>Running out of gas in the middle of nowhere was...Write us something quick, anything from 2k to 10k words, and let's see what's on your mind. Amateurs or people who have never written are especially encouraged to partake.The next batch is on Oct 27th.
>>85891310It's meant to be more like a vaguely defined and nebulous magic. Think gandalf, but more eldritch.>>85891348She never uses that, and the ghosts are more of a 'communing with ancestral spirits' gimmick than actually deploying ghosts to fight or talk to.Also, don't read it. It's bad and every chapter takes thirty years to come out.
>>85891444Sorry, I only respond to anons that can read properly.Fuck off rajeesh
Hellhound pussy...
Having fun with both your Digimon partners.
>>85891675BUILT FOR BBC!!!!
>>85891701Obscene need for possessive Gulus wifey
>>85891702Big brown caca... she is this shit dog after all
>>85891229BAGELS I DIDNT EVEN WANT
>>85891723Agreed
>>85891761Smoochable edgelord spacedino
Good news, bad news.ASPERA devlog.I'm ever so busy, so although development may be painfully slow it's still happening. Since I last wrote I worked on a couple tilesets, overworld sprites, battle effects and animations, finished all the important character documents and have written a whole bunch of dialog, but that last part made me realize my autistic fixations would result in the game being finished around the same time as the heat death of the universe. Currently working on more dialog and ways to streamline the project's development.MYSTERY PROJECT update.Scrapped. Sorry for that one anon that wanted the most unforgivingly difficult game ever, but I won't be able to deliver.I was not satisfied with it for multiple reasons including, but not limited to: writing, visuals, gameplay, tone, and sound design. I was around 100k words in and most of them were dedicated to death scenes instead of, you know, human guy interacting with anthro ladies. Although I believe the setting was interesting it would require an entirely different approach that I can't dedicate myself to right now.
>>85891812Oh wow, the visuals are great. Very faithful to that NES feel.
lizard lizard lizard lizard
>>85891812Glad to see you still around Eremetic. I was just replaying bunker game a few weeks ago.
no more cunny
Why couldn't the Enclave have been based and allowed their sapient Deathclaws to live? Oh and also gave the female ones tits too
>>85891927Jumbo sized cups....
>>85891812Looks cool, what engine you using to make the game?
>>85891483>all these prompts are heavily tailored to modern day settingsoooouuuggggh
Anons hypothetical question, what if your waifur is sucking you off and she gets a bit to excited that takes it all in, but it's too much for her so she gags and pukes all over your cock, would that turn you on?
>>85892019Ew, a nigger!
>on a date with the local yigger >"Look, it's completely normal, just looks like one but it works normally I swear"Completely unprompted too
>>85892019
>>85891944Billie doesn't look like that.
>>85892073LOL kinda sexy
>>85891944>>85892122I thought Billie was a dude in that upcoming game.
>>85890768>Celestial RoyaltyThe Borzoi Aristocracy has arrived
>>85892073>tfw no freaky furry gfI'm going to kill myself
>>85892019>>85892073>vomitnigger(s) trying to invade /hmofa/ threads now.Holy shit somebody kill this guy already.
>>85891944Billie can bust up some baddies with those massive blunt weapons she has on her chest.
>>85892122But she always has though?
>>85892019depends what kind of waifur. omnivore puke is particularly nasty while carnivore puke is mostly dependent on exactly the thing they ate up last. Herbivore puke can mostly be just foul-smelling wet grass.a pokewaifur like that probably eats mostly some kind of kibble or sandwiches so 9/10 times their puke would be manageable.The rest of the time I would have to stop to at least clean myself up, but it would be hot as a memory.Though, in general, I don't care about blowjobs that much.
>>85892216No, I don't think she has
>>85891927>oh no she's expired
>>85892216Why does her belly button look like a nipple?
>>85892198mb bruh, one of those nights
>>85891857Thank you.>>85891924Thank you for (re)playing. I'm always close. Useless trivia, but when you find Rat you were supposed to have the option to leave without interacting but I goofed something in the code so she just calls you a pussy or something if I remember correctly. I never got around to fixing it because I thought it was funny. You only get a slightly different interaction with Wolf so not much was missed.>>85891962RM2K3. Cheap, fun, and impractical engine.
>>85892256Navel popped because of beeg belly
>>85892258France if it wasn't on fire.
>>85892256Pregnancy needs room.
>>85891234Marrow is her name? Getting spanked (sexually) by a human male
>>85892314I hope the snooty french waifurs are safe, bros.
>>85892258Literally me.
>>85892375Sorry, she belongs to anthro men
>>85892019>would that turn you onNo, vomit is not something normal humans find appealing, it's quite disgusting actually and you're not welcome here.
How do we feel about scary hooters?
>>85892391Cool ninja gear
>>85892625I'm a fan
>>85892625Aroused. Do you think I could hold her talon there without it accidentally slicing me up? They look pretty sharp.
>>85892646I recognize that owl
texan meat
I'll ask this again since I'll be shopping soon.I found that I missed a lot of the summer foraging stuff and fucked up my season for chicken of the woods (AGAIN) and I'm at a loss on what interesting stuff to cook.So.If you have an interesting dish that you'd associate with your waifur, or one she would love to eat or cook herself, throw it at me with either a name I can google or a recipe and I might cook it in the coming days.Or just share your waifurs preferences in food.
>>85892701More like STOOPID
>>85892646>So, uh, my lady, what you do for fun?>"I hunt.">Oh, like Deer? Rabbits?>"No."
>>85892706I've seen you ask this before but realistically I don't think she would have any particularly exotic tastes. Don't take the lack of replies personally, man. I guess I'd like to make her meatloaf. I think she would be very mildly impressed. I like the idea of cooking for my waifur in general but I just kinda find recipes online.
speed round today, gave myself 5 total minutes for both sketch and inki'm very slow when it comes to drawing, so it was an actual restriction
>>85892019Hell no. I wouldnt really be mad at her for puking but i'd rush to wash that shit off because its not only foul but it also fucking burns!
>>85891483>>85886273Feel free to, at any point in time:>Alter a word or three in one of the prompts>Put the prompt in a different place in the story >Just write your own unrelated short story to share with the thread It's been 6 weeks. And you're saying this now.Do you not know that some of us are retarded and/or autistic?I have to continue to struggle with suggested prompts without changing a letter, because that's how I've been doing it for 1,5 months.
Spoders............
>>85892771I think it's just an interesting hypothetical, along with an aspect of their character. What food does she prefer, be it based on what species she is or what culture she is from. I am still pulling from real world dishes anyway, it's all approximation.I would like to think about stuff like "What would hoopcat cuisine look like", but I'm too tired for that right now.>>85892796Looking fierce!
>I could have gamed all night
>>85892971>filenamehttps://youtu.be/80zmPlZwn5U
>>85891812I'm happy as long as you're still making stuff. One of the few reasons Im still here.
>>85891234Macro Marrow
>spend almost a month exercising everyday>something disturbs the momentum>try exercising every other day>eventually stop all togetherI don’t wanna be overweight anymore, I wanna look better, but I just can’t keep myself motivated, even if I barely do anything the whole day I still feel exhausted
Impregnation nation...
>>85892073i can work with this. i can show her love
>>85893089The greatest challenge of them all...breeding anthropomorphic critters....
>>85893126minecraft if mojang wasn’t overwhelmed with women and soft boys
>>85893004>She'll promise you more than the garden of eden, and she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleeding. But she'll bring out the best and the worst you can be: blame it all on yourself, 'cos she's always a woman to me.
>>85892625we need more
>>85893088Ring fit adventures!
I hate ai slop.
>>85893151Well, at least there's mods.Loverslab ho
>>85893088Cut the calories. You don't have to work out to lose weight; this is a misconception I see from fatties trying to do good at the damn time. Literally just eat less. If you want to see results quickly, drop it to 1200kal per day or something like that. You can worry about building muscle after you lose the dozens of pounds of weight
>>85893228imagine some game or app where a cute fitfur encouraged you
>>85893257>Literally just eat less.But food tastes nice, and most fitness foods taste like PISS
>>85893283Just eat like a normal person. A portion of rice, some sorta salad and chicken breastFruit for dessertNo fast food or hyperprocessed slop
>>85891234draw her like how john dilworth does anthros
>>85891234Marrow cracking open a bone to eat it's marrow
>>85893324don't forget the tube bodies and ultra sticc limbs
>>85893283Do you like eating or looking good for your waifur more? Would she really want someone who doesn't have the willpower to control their weight? Become worthy of your waifur. There's low calorie food out there, like soups and salads (just get salad kits), that can still fill you up. Nothing requires eating "fitness foods" either, all this protein shit only ultimately matters for small percentage gains on already well-muscled and lean people. If you're fat, you just need to eat less. Browse the grocery store.
>>85892706azalea usually eats stuff that has some meat but not as the "main: thing like just has bits of it, for example a spinach pie with some chicken, grated carrots and cheeseor broccoli and bacon as little squares in a cream sauceor carbonara
>>85893324>>85893331Courage the Cowardly Dog Show looking villain
>>85893311>A portion of rice, some sorta salad and chicken breastAll unseasoned I assume to reduce the caloric intakeAlso just reduce the salad to like 1/16th of a lettuce head and like 1/4 of an onion (nothing fancy, no red onions or shallots you fatty)Also no fancy basmati or egg fried rice, just plain long grain with no garnish or stock or anything of the sort
>>85891812It was the Adventure game "YOU are controlling the character" one yeah?
>>85893375You can season for taste but no sauce. If you feel woozy or tired constantly immediately stop dieting. Also celery is very good instead of a dry ass salad.
>>85893375broseasoning is like, 10 grams total in weight and makes a world of difference in taste, don't torture yourself like a retard either
>>85893360...that's why I mentioned john dilworth
>>85892258
omg good morning anons hai>>85893088From one fat to another, reduce your intake and drink more water. More nutritious food is more filling too, worked for me! I'm back in my old high school pants i never gave away>>85893283If it tastes bad then you're not eating the right things. I had the biggest most filling bowl of noodles and veggies once and the whole thing was like 500 calories. didn't have anything else that day aside from my weetabix>>85893228I put one of those lil pedal things beneath my desk and made it so i can only move at the same speed I'm pedalling. oddly fun>>85893258Wii bit funny believes in you!
>>85893375Why are you getting defensive and obtuse? If you know you look like shit, try doing something about rather than... what, trying to insult someone who suggests you eat healthier? Internalize the advice, retard, rather than getting upset.
>>85893405Oh, he's the guy
>>85893258A faun that you run after in a large field as she frolics just out of reach, a busty dragon that follows you along a river as you row nearby, rock climbing with a goat, cute tigress that holds your feet and makes a kissy-face as you sit up.
>>85893413Vee in spandex and a spaghetti strap crop top...
i was thinking about drawing some sort of capsule coming back from the space station and was looking at images of the Dragon crews. probably wont finish this one. im probably going to break my streak so i can put some effort into practicing and put two or three day's worth effort into my finished work. i will still be daily drawing, but my new max time between works will be three days rather than one. thank you for attending my blogpost
>>85893418Not getting defensive, just saying if we're being reasonable just go with the bare minimum to keep yourself fed since anything else ultimately is unnecessary caloric intake that you're wasting on making something "palatable" rather than just having some discipline and powering through it.
bully women
>>85893375No that's going overboard spices are good for you
>>85893331>>85893405Stinky creature
>>85893473If that's the case then chili, southern fried chicken and pasta bolognese MUST be healthy
>>85893324>>85893331NTA but gimme a sec and I'll do it.
>>85893402I heard celery is high in flavor but low in actual nutrition. Is that actually true?
>>85893520It just tastes of fucking water
>>85893445Oh no they're at Six Flags...
>>85893520mmm big salary
>>85893465>HARRY POTTER!>DID YOU JUST US THE FUCKING SCHOOL LIBRARY COMPUTERS TO BROWSE HMOFA ON THE WEAVING FORUMS?!?
>>85893547>Said Dumbledore, calmly
I'm saying Nintendo dropped the ball with labo.
>>85893520Celery is incredibly calorie light and the myth that it takes more calories to eat than you'd get from it isn't entirely true but it's almost.
>>85893608so basically it's useless and about as efficient as eating just straight grass
>>85893435oghgh my painison that topic, while I've mainly been focusing on stuff outside of the bread, i had myself a sit down earlier and decided to go back and write a short abridged summary of each chapter I've already written, along with ones for chapters i haven't written yet just to get the ideas down and cross reference them with the older ones to make sure everything makes sense narratively. There are 2 kinds of writers and I'm normally the one that trailblazes, but the og story suffered from a complete lack of planning while i simultaneously tried to hold on to every old idea I'd ever had. This methods been a lot better at helping me visualise what i wanna go for without overwhelming me. it's been 4 months without an update holy fucking shit
>>85893604big anthro asses will make kids get fit
>>85893547Goblet of Fire was such a shit book and movie
>>85893618No because you are eating food that you can actually digest.
>>85893249I hate AI slop but I love it when its used to generate big fox tits.
>>85892706>Or just share your waifurs preferences in food.MeadWelsh Christmas PuddingMince piesEggnog The occasional unlucky pigeon (shes an opportunist omnivore)
>>85892706Just throw a chicken breast or slab of beef on a pan and cook that. All you need really, no oil or seasoning or anything of the sort. If it'd work for dog girls, it'd work for you
>>85893762Beef is too fatty
>>85893776then just replace it with lamb or something, or trim off all the fat bits until you just have the meat
>>85893803It's just a fatass trying to poorly cope with his decision to continue eating endlessly. Don't bother. He's acting innane on purpose. Obvious beef isn't too fatty. He just doesn't want to eat less, plays it into the extremes to make himself feel better.
>>85893783i say that
>>85893907>beerEwA drunkardProbably can't even cook and eats noodles and burgers and other garbage too.
>>85893900Sex bodytype
>>85893900NEXT TIME EAT A SALAD
>>85893088What exercise routine do you run? Do you feel like dying after you finish your sets?I've been doing cardio heavy sets for years on and off and it was driving me insane because I wanted to puke my guts out after the sets, my head would be spinning and I'd be incredibly short of breath (I wasn't even that overweight, I just fucking hate cardio). Doing less would show 0 results too. I couldn't understand how people can even enjoy exercises. Once I switched to lifting it all just clicked together. I do my sets and maybe my hands or legs hurt and/or shake and sure I am winded, but I actually feel good to the point I had issues slowing down when I had muscle pains because I actually wanted to work out more. This might be your issue, calisthenics (without wights added) are very cardio heavy and suck ass in terms of actual calorie burning and muscle building.And never forget who you're doing it for.
>red-haired>wears a fox mask>zero to none anthrofied artWe need more anthro Triss
>>85893354Spinach pie, noted.>>85893740Welsh Christmas Pudding is something I never tried, no experience with puddings so I'll be happy to try.>>85893762If I could eat just straight meat I would, I did keto for a year once and I enjoyed it. I can't afford it unfortunately and just plain meat isn't fun to cook.
>>85893088You don't have energy be you don't exerciseBut even before that, your diet is trash too probablyTry to at least spend a couple hours outside every day, prefer before even breakfast, just pick a house block around your neighborhood and circle it a few tines, or hit the park ir whatever
>Just trying to get home from a late work shift>2 harecels are bitch fighting in the middle of the street again
>>85894071Plus look at it this way, you get to meet fascinating people you might never have thought to talk to and share your love of /hmofa/ with them
>>85894085>get out>mating press them both>drive off
>>85894008>that faint stroke near the upper left corner
>>85894085i command my cat wife to sit on the harecels, thereby mogging them both
>>85894108sounds like your wife's a fucking fatass if she can suffocate people with her ass alone
sex with teenage owlets
>>85894117harecels are asslets, the shame of being put in their place by a superior predator species will put them in the grave all on its own
>>85894119>teenSlow down, she has a little more than 5 years of that ahead of her.
>>85894169yeah ok fattylay off the mice for once you FAT BITCH
>>85894108>>85894169The NSFW tag for this series being "crackadaisy" made me smile.
>>85894205>she has a little more than 5 years of that ahead of her.what?i dont understand what youre trying to say
Via is on the edge of seventeenhttps://youtu.be/3oZunnY-Cbs
>>85893622Reborn and Rebirthed and Reconstituted in Iron
ruby and her trusty mg42 machine gun
>>8589423313 is an exciting age for everyone, I mean being a teen for the first time, losing her virginity too, by the looks of it.
>>85891234Good faith huh
>>85894360anon, shes 17, not 13
>>85894348Morgan and her reliable AKMSN assault rifle.
whoooo white girl
>>85894348>mg42mg3 is better
>using guns, the weapon of the lazy and lethargic>when you can just use a bow or throwing weapons
>>85894407>pathetic, tiny, ugly ass boobs>ruins them even further by getting them pierced
>>85894417Mongolian horse archer waifur.
>>85894417>shoots you in the head before you can nock an arrow>rapes your waifur>she's my waifur now
>>85894425you are smelly and gay
>>85894442good luck trying to actually reach her with your fat ass from the lack of actual muscle and endurance
>>85894460Sorry chud but she has my kids now
>>85894205Said 13>>85894244Said she's 16>>85894381Said she's 17The jury's out
Is your partner cool or cute?
>>85894512Where's the both option???
>>85894512what if my partner is gruel and cruel
>>85894417guns are cool, bitch
>>85894512cute and funny
>>85894407Something really erotic about a girl shooting a gun topless.
>>85894494She's supposed to be 17, but right on the cusp her 18th bdaySo literally the "17 years, 11 months, 3 weeks, 6 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds" meme
Do you think he can come to live with her skin condition,
>>85894699Love this trend you got
>>85894699Did you get invited or something
rocknamn's disgusting roadkill bait character will never be equivalent to morgan and to suggest otherwise merits blinding
Do these faggots ever sleep?
I never sleepCuz sleep is the cousin of death
Let's see if you guys will have some nice requests for me to draw
To the futafag with the red fox.Taking it up the ass is one thing, chastity cages with cumflation is another.Get a grip, man.
>>85894767An Arctic fox attempting to use her new snow cone marker
>>85894767>pictrue...
>>85894756The entire world is the 10km radius of your home, yes
>>85894767>>85865117
>>85894774/ACRG/ but Futa on Male+cages is stupid. The HM doesn't even have a small enough dick to justify it so it just looks silly.Beyond that I really do not know much about her besides the street racing.
>>85893088im a fatty and started going to the gym the other dayim getting fit for her (and so if i ever get good looking i can turn down human womens advances)
>>85894767braces mouse kabedon against her locker
>>85894787Even on the west coast it's late as shit and I doubt they're European
>>85894806who is they
>>85894767Buhfish pls
>>85894767Draw my minotaur oc.Sadly I haven't developed much new lore for it unless you want to hear shit like "what is a highborne man". But tldr real life shit just bassically made me forget about it.
>>85894745Akira slide
>>85894767Miss Serval teaching (You) about the wonders of hmofa..
Thanks for all of the Marrow ideas, you guys. Ended up getting really side tracked preparing my Edison deck, butt here’s the Marrow month drawing for today!She’s trying out that fancy magic ring >:)
>>85894929can you go to /sfur/ instead
>>85894929A shame she fucks anthro men, the one thing makes a character not hmofa.
teef
>>85894929Can you cut this Marrow crap already? How long you will continue to damage thread? What the fuck are you trying to prove?
I just took the meanest shit and now I'm goin to bed
>>85894929It's obviously just perspective at work and nothing more but I'll just pretend this is extra big Marrow since it kinda looked like it from the thumbnail.... giant tribal mommy.....
I bet a dime that's samefagged. I know there's people who don't like her but nobody with good intent is going to constantly bitch and moan about it every single time.
>>85895031Lmao, ok, you got me there XD>>85895032Yeah my hater overplays his hand quite often. Makes it too obvious. Also his ESL is showing lmao
>>85895032Yeah sure hmofa thread can't dislike AxA It's all sameposter now you can sleep well
>>85895075You're trying too hard
>>85895032It's all le One Guy™, can't possibly be because it's off topic
>>85895071You were the only person in the census poll to have you character rated at a negative. You are the most disliked person here who isn't actively hostile to the thread.
I don't even have to say anything past this, he's making it too obvious.
>>85895032it sorts itself out after getting burned out or realizes it never made an impact in the first place i just like younger male x older waifur, sowwy not sowwy
>>85890772https://youtu.be/U5uuSHkdxNA?si=mdhKNrZdZSOky80P&t=122
>>85895103to be fair only like 30 or 40 people took that census and actually filled it out properly
>>85895032Yeah, same with the people who don't like LF or Cure, it's all samefagged
ONE GUY
>>85895121>>85895071>>85895032What's with discord making fags parrot samefag buzzword at every and all post ever made
>>85895121not remotely comparable to those two
Same cope, different day
>>85895144The joke is that all you 3 are the same type of faggot who can't take a hint
>>85895144True, Cure hasn't tried pushing his non-hmofa OCs on us at the very least.
Anyone else noticing they're all at least a minute apart?
>>85895167Scratch that, almost all. using a phone too I guess.
>>85895121spacewhale draws and takes requests and directly rejected cure's horrible disaste for certain beloved thread ocs to his face all the autism and oc focus and past non-hmofa in the world won't change that
>>85895172They're both faggots, just different types of faggot
she is very pretty
I think he hates me too, but I don't give big; derail the thread with shows of support the same way that artists do though. Being that I'm a shitscribbler, I'm okay with that.
>>85895172And Spacewhale posts an AxA whore here constantly. I don't like either, but trying to say one is okay and the other isn't is retarded.
>>85895193
>>85895200I'm not saying you have to like him, but do you do anything besides bitch constantly? Can you point to a single post in this thread you made that wasn't a complaint or drama or whatever?
>>85895109Unfortunately the retarded thread cops ran off the raccoon guy again
By 2059 we'll still be complaining about discord
>>85895210Over half the posts are you textposting the word "samefag" shut the fuck up
>>85895219I will be in valhala with my waifur by then.
>>85895193Mouseley cute.
I would kill for a dove nurse harrow modNeed hot nurse birb
>>85895226Nah you will be in hel
>>85895210please do not reply on my behalf to someone that failed to take anything from my own postmove on and ignore the noise
>>85895224So no, you can't, all your posts are just bitching and whining. Because you hate /hmofa/ and take any excuse to detail and shit it up.May you and all like you die alone and soon.
>>85895266>detaildetail*I hate this piece of shit keyboard.
Thread Cops do nothing but scream about discord, post AxA and gay porn to "make a point", and attack/doxx thread artists. They never contribute beyond one that did a stick figure drawing of Ruby and TL who saved pictures and then screamed about being betrayed like a weirdo.
>>85895266>all your posts are just bitching and whiningNTA, but you are one half of all this drama BS. You're just as guilty.
>>85895270IT FUCKING DID IT AGAINDERAILDERAILYOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT KEYBOARD
>>85895266>>85895255>>85895272>>85895214>>85895210Notice how all these posts are over one minute apart
>>85895272Is your goal to be even more annoying by posting about it instead of ignoring it all?
>>85895113Can I see that census results? What ocs were even in it?
>>85895031Why do you like her?
>>85895272The fuck are you talking about
you ever just idly stroking it while looking for something good but you've been at it a while and kinda got yourself too close to the edge and bust while going past something you don't care for and it doesn't even feel good really and just sours your whole mood and it's october so it doesn't take long before it feels cold on your skin and everything's just unpleasant
>>85892847>>85892971Good stuff
Mmm, my belly is full of microwaved food, and my daily Marrow is knocked out; let’s demonstrate my power by TAKING SOME REQUESTS!! >:)
>>85895291nta but I have this pic on hand. There is another with the actual vote numbers but I forgo to save it.
>>85895289This is the first time in a while I brought it up.It doesn't happen every thread, but the other day seeing Birdguy bring up his game and getting 1-2 replies and the same people using the exact same language all screaming about Spacewhale or other /arcg/ topics talking up all discussion sucks to see.
>>85895344Stop posting offtopic characters
>>85895350Literally nothing but their own fault
>>85895351Butt the picture is literally an anthro female seducing a human male??
>>85895344I request you post hmofa characters from now on and stop with this spiteful nonsense
>>85895347LolLmaoAnd he still thinks it's just one samefag
>>85895359So the thread gets turned into /acrg/ because of your autism?
>>85895344Could you draw a cute fox lady riding on her humies shoulders at a concert?
>>85895374Evidence hasn't stopped them from coping that it's all one guy
>>85895344Cowcember with Kris' head between her giant sloshers....
>>85895344marrow as a cat
By 2549 people will still complain about discord in this thread
>>85895344>WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO THIS IS THE FBI OPEN UP
By 2029 people will still complain about discord even after they completed the dimensional merge and got everyone their waifurs
>>85895447What year does this merge happen? I am currently getting swole for my waifur but if its sooner than I thought I will need to work harder.
>>85895344Draw her HM hold his half dog half lizard kids
>>85895464Marrow is sterile.
>>85895344draw regice as an anthro female, dots on the face and all
>>85895496too based for this thread
>>85895472What a bitch
>>85895501i kinda wanna req all the regis (i don't care about the new ones) but also elemental anthros are just neat to me, especially if they're kinda weird
>>85893088Just woke up, thank you all for the advance, hope I can get the body my waifur would be proud of
>>85895384Ok, she ended up being pretty small, butt w/e, petite? Daughter? YOU decide!
I live calarts
>>85895529It's very cute. I love them. Thankyou.
>>85895336TY ^___^
>>85895344A couple of anthro strippers working the pole at a nightclub. Real petite and perky, please.
>>85895529I like her
>>85893249So do I. But only in the sense I make it and if I acknowledge I like AI slop that people will try to make me make slop for them.The craftsmanship code.
>>85895407Kris is in danger…Also, my brother reminded me that I’ve made a commitment, so I need to call it a night, sorry guys, butt thanks for the requests regardless.
>>85895750
>>85895750hooooly
>>85895750He's just gotta give 'em a little flick and she'll be cowed down. Heh, cow.Another splendid offering to the sloshgods, thank you as always, Whale.
>>85895750He's so lucky...
>>85895496>>85895685… ok, I forgot to write these down, so remind me of these next time I’m on, and I’ll do ‘em (I’m laying in bed, everything’s already put away)
>>85895909will do and thanks for considering it
New thread:>>85896071>>85896071>>85896071Remember to hide and ignore all bait and off-topic posts.
>>85893283Literally just eat meat and salad and keep it under 2k.However that will make you hungry, the better way would be to burn more so you can eat more, for example bike to work, go to the gym and walk everywhere you need to go. You really don't need more.
>>85893375But why? You can get /fit/ by eating anything as long as you burn more. You could even diet by eating chocolate for half your calories and as long as you consume less than what you burn you'd lose weight
