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/haha/ i hate myself
possgaming soon edition

roadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85889138/
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posscraft is dead (RIP)
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apparently if you eat a large bag of cheetos with enough servings for an entire family of people in one sitting it just makes you more hungry
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martman...
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im gay
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>>85897896
is that poss gonna hack his ps5 since ai made it jailbreakable
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>>85898094
hi gay im dad
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youre telling me you would rather eat ass than the pizza crust?
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>>85898438
that's called a himalayan pizza because him a layin' on my pizza
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murder me in real life
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>>85898501
hehehe nacho cheese...
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>>85898501
retard
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>>85898516
I'd love to but I don't know where you live
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>>85898537
bitch
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>>85898550
i know its you umbreyeen
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>>85898438
yes and i want to do it NOW!!!! i want to be an asskissless incel virgin anymore
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i meant dont want to be ....
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10am. Time to be a worthless fuckin chud again.
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>>85898759
10 minutes late dummy
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Cold enough I can wear fluffy pyjamas at work at pretend to be a befurred creature
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>>85898776
it's never too late to be a worthless fucking chud
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>>85898612
I thought >>85898516 was umbreyeen...
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>>85898805
no u
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>>85898516
no
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i guess that poss is dead or doesnt post anymore, its down to just me again haha
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>>85898788
i want to be a befurred creature and yawn really big and sleep a lot and then get up and play video games
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>>85898886
do you mean the gw2 poss
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i need a hug. or get stabbed. either works
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>>85898917
I do all this but I have to work and it sucks!
At least I work from home and sometimes it's so quiet I can just get comfy and watch youtube all day haha
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>>85898950
i'd hug you but you're too far away
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>>85898972
no!!! befurred animals shouldnt have to work unless its something they really like to do anyway! like sex! thats good though i hope its quiet more often.
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tops should work at the having sex with me factory
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>>85899029
If only...
Winter months are coming up and last year it was so dead they let me go early most days or just asked me before my shift if I wanted a day off haha
Comfy times ahead!
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>>85899064
anthro horse top who literally does work there
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>>85899075
i take him home for myself because i deserve it
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>>85899129
but poss he needs regular sex are you equipped to handle that…..
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>>85899129
then you go to jail for stealing company property
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my life would be a lot better if i learned how to drive
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>>85899129
you can do that its called buying a horse
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otters are always having so much fun
why cant i have fun why cant i be an otter
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>>85899165
ntp but he can wear me out 8 hours a day 7 days a week
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drained my balls
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>>85899313
going to be doing this in a few minutes buzzing off
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>>85899165
im the most equipped poss there is
>>85899166
nuh uh
>>85899206
woah...
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tops think they're all that but you can just edge them with your butthole for an hour
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i can’t remember if i had a nap yesterday
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x somehow randomly found out that i want to see gay porn and its got me on a feed of cocks cumming and fucking fleshlights elon might have got me here this is mate
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i need a neet internet friend that can play games with me every day instead of once every two weeks when hes not busy or too tired after work
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https://x.com/pupjibbs/status/2110189558122082585
*makes you do this to me*
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boys who can't fucking see
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>>85899389
i get a lot of chinese exhibitionist guys jerking off at mcdonalds
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>>85899398
i wish i were a neet internet friend who you could play games with
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>self proclaimed top
>eats with left hand tucked between legs while gingerly spooning in his mouth with his pinky up using his right hand
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>>85899553
are you a neet like me
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>self proclaimed bottom
>eats like he's starving and always eats way too much in one sitting way too fast
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>>85899006
thanks possy...
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Edging the amount of filth and crumbs on my carpet floor so I can vacuummaxxx later
I like hearing all the crackles and feeling a huge difference
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>>85899695
no
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>>85899739
why not
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should i kms if my 2 week paycheck is under 1K
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im going to start smoking a pipe like gandalf and bilbo
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>>85899805
i am ashamed to say that if i had been at that party i would have eaten bilbo out of house and home
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>>85899767
thats not very good in my opinion but i live in californie
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>>85899848
you are within sniffing distance btw
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>>85899767
If its your first check theyre always trash because the hour count is usually offset by a week
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>>85899889
no...............
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>>85899848
resisting the urge to ask if youve tried some of the coffees i like
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i don't like straight porn at all but i love watching guys jerk off to straight porn
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sometimes i see a cute furry woman and go wow ok yes i need that
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>>85899904
rip
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stressed out and sad and mad at myself because i threw away expensive equipment while cleaning at work yesterday
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>>85900000
wow um nice digits
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>>85900000
holy shit
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>>85900000
I see you threw out your digit getting repellent
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>>85899699
me
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Really craving carrots, broccoli and ranch dip
Why dont I have any
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im too filthy and boring to hang out with you possers
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>>85899928
why are you resisting
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>>85900256
i could lick you clean...
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>>85900263
um
hey poss have you ever tried linea or ritual brand coffee? theyre both really tasty!
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(Lesser) Drangon slain, fighter is a lot of fun but I suck at it


>>85900000
Good digits
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>>85900333
no i havent because im from the other california sorry…
…but im going to visit the other california in a month so maybe i’ll try it when i’m there
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>>85900000
you deserve it for being a fucking idiot
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LGBT? i call them the rainbow mafia
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>>85900335
why does this game look so bad
what resolution and graphic settings are these
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>>85900490
It looks good to me... Maybe it's the screenshotting or something.
Everything is on max but only 1080p because I keep forgetting to a get a new monitor
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>>85900386
the other california? you mean….. southt cakjfor ja? so youree a cool poss……
if you do come up here and want to try somewhere poss approved linea coffee is probably the best. imo the best anywhere in norcal. their beans are excellent too especially ethiopian suke quoto(?) and their espresso and arguably little wing blends. but ritual coffee especially the valencia street location is excellent too they have an apple latte that is spectacular even if you usually hate sweet coffee. and if you go 15 minutes north of san francisco theres a grocery store (good earth foods) that has incredible smoothies and juices. so tasty and so good for picnic/hiking food. also the best pumpkin spice latte ever but sadly only their fairfax location makes it correctly and thats way the hell out there. but super close to san anselmo if you were going there for some reason!
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>>85900335
rape method
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Im going to california for halloween!
:)
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>>85900633
i call it commiefornia
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>>85900331
you don't want to do that
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>>85900633
whoa why bc its scary there?
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games really gotta stop putting the balding hairstyle in their character creator nobody ever uses that except streamers being epic funny wacky
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>>85900649
>>85900671
Id never live there but its fun to visit and eating at crazy places
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>>85900725
are you going to horror nights
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>>85900715
how else will i be able to make a character than looks like me without it?
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>>85900755
doggy has a fat nose
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>>85900755
>than
that*
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anyone wanna do this while we decide on lunch
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>>85900752
Yesss
I wanna see fortnite guys dance
Checking the Lucas museum
Theres bars doing costume stuff too
Might find a house party who knows
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>>85900779
i need boy now now now now now now
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when youre on a date with a poss, do you eat pizzer before or after sex?
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>>85900812
>food before sex
are u insane
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>>85899699
also me
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>>85900836
whats wrong with that?
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>>85899848
For biweekly pay that isn't good anywhere
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i wouldnt belong and incessantly stand out in any town but my home
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>>85900668
yes i do
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>>85900851
im gonna be gagging on his shit
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>>85900914
i dont know what that means.
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>>85900812
usually after the butt stuff
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>>85900812
i dont get why you cant have sex after eating if it takes around 2 days to fully digest food after you eat it
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>>85901073
depends on how full you get all that movings gonna give you a tummy ache
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>>85901073
it doesnt normally take that long
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you guys talk like youre seasoned boyfuckers and boydaters
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i'm virgin
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>>85901122
im seasoned plastic horscock in own butthole at least
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im leo aquarius cusp
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>>85899398
im a neet but i only play games like once every two weeks because i'm really stupid
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>>85901122
i fuck my boy's ass at least three times a week
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>>85901073
eating often triggers a bowel movement and certainly gives you a looser stomach
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>>85900755
doggy with male pattern baldness
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>>85900914
what's wrong with that?
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>>85901176
i wish we were all so lucky
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>>85899398
im too insecure to play multiplayer games
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>>85901208
i'll coop games with posses but that's about it
which reminds me i need to install casualties unknown for our poss gaming this sunday
poss should probably do some reminders to maximize the amount of possies showing up
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>>85899699
im sorry but my soul is fat but i try really hard to not act according to my nature
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>>85901195
thats sad. i cant imagine fucking on an empty stomach
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>>85901234
yay!!!!!!! poss gaming!!!!!!! posses will be gaming!! this sunday!! casualties unknown!!!!
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there used to be a time oh so fine
i find it wont be mine but i've peace of mind
i'll keep my shine
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fuck me NOW!!!
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>>85899398
heyyy
wait
what games
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>>85901245
picrel makes me believe you are a top in which case it makes sense since you are in a far more active position and are also more vigorous than bottoms
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seeing evidence of 1 hahabottom getting what ill never have is always enough to ruin my entire week
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>>85901176
do you kiss him during?
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>>85901270
no im a bottom
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>>85901274
it makes me fantasise about hiring a prostitute again which always ends in me getting really sad
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>>85901234
i dont want to play with anyone here
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>>85901315
i dont even have the confidence to use grindr i sure as hell wouldn't be able to track down a prostitute
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>>85901352
i keep grindr installed because checking it when im drunk is a good way to start crying so i can get to sleep. i dont know how id even find an european prostitute anyways and id probably have to fly out to mainland yurop and im too poor for all of that
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>>85901330
why not
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am i prostitute if i would lick your butt if you made me a good sandwich
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>>85901374
he’s tsundere
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>>85901384
no just a bottom
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>>85901384
If you’re only doing it because you were gifted something then yeah
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>>85901299
*pokes tum*
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>>85901384
hey g would you make me a sandwich?
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>>85901384
you're like a bonobo that has sex in exchange for food
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im eating mf fish
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>>85901274
slut it up online to feel better its what i do
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>>85901384
youre supposed to make them food as a thank you for letting you make them feel food
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>>85897896
Can one of you grab my cock like this?
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>>85901472
im passed the point of anything but real cock being satisfying and ill never get it
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>>85901287
not usually but that's because we often just do positions where he's on his stomach, knees, or side
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>>85901274
>>85901472
>>85901516
have sex
with eachother
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>>85901549
why is this gif so hot
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>>85901556
access to computers from a formative age
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>>85901549
you know this never works
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>>85901712
that's only because possums never try
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>im sorry
no youre fucking not
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>>85901549
2 ugly 2 fuck
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>>85901775
yeah im sorry i didnt mesh with random post you paired with mine how could it not work
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>>85901801
sometimes it only takes the tiniest spark to light a raging inferno...
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i like watching simpleflips
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give me a cigarette
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haha hi hello i feel horrible and anxious like theres a million pieces of coal in my gut how are you doing today?
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>>85901809
or youre just shitposting to make me feel worse
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>>85901801
to know you dont mesh would require trying which you never do so how would you know
pal
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>>85901835
roughly the same :3
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>>85901841
>shitposting to make me feel worse
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>>85901814
i've been rewatching his competition videos now that i've gotten into playing 64 romhacks and it's kinda fun just how many romhack creators show up in his chat
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>>85901530
push his head back so you can kiss him
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oh... this place is all just normies now
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if i were pretty i could have a twink and i could overstimulate his penis whenever i wanted
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>>85901899
do you want some attention again, umbreyeen?
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>>85901855
hi im sorry to hear you feel the same is there any particular source of your horrible anxious feelings or is it just an overarching looming feeling of existential dread?
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>>85901867
i was trying to help you understand what you weren't getting from the other poss
you cant just throw your hands up and turn away from any opportunity to try anything and then complain about nothing working out like you would even know
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>>85901959
well i've got everything that i should be working on and instead i'm doing absolutely nothing, and not working on these things makes me sad and anxious and being sad and anxious makes me want to work on these things even less it's a nice little loop i'm sure you're familiar with
oh and of course the overarching feeling of existential dread is always there too
how about yourself
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slept for 18 hours
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>>85901981
you were doing what i said you were doing
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>>85901899
sorry that i dont wanna end up like this
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eh the furry fandom isnt for me. its all normies and disgusting horny kids
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>>85902006
trying to make yourself not think about what im saying by writing it off as shitposting is exactly why you are where you are right now
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>>85902055
youre still doing it
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>>85902032
your art sucks
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>>85902029
i much prefer your pic to being a normie
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>>85902029
AI generated post
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holy fuck
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>>85902080
whatever, ill let you wallow in your misery if you really want to so bad
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*beats the shit out of you chuds*
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>>85902163
you're someone's dad
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>>85902133
this place is full of trolls. id be better off making friends on twitter
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>>85902175
it sure is what you want, and you win, i feel much worse now
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>>85901801
some posses have found true love here and it all starts with them posts
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>>85902215
didnt you say you dont want friends many times?
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>>85902234
see you're turning "you dont actually try to do anything" into this whole bit begging for pity and trying to make others feel guilty for even suggesting that you could try and make things better
just admit to yourself you don't want to be happy atp
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i want to rim a dirty horse tailhole
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>>85902260
+1
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>>85902256
you win
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>>85902260
can you be a little less gross please
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manmoder poss
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>>85902254
i changed and i want friends now. that means i have to leave this unfriendly place to do it
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>>85902294
you hate yourself so bad you have to invent imaginary battles for yourself to lose
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>>85902260
another +1
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>>85902308
meeee
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>>85902310
>i have to leave this unfriendly place
so why wont you?
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>>85902215
i asked to see your cute vibrating cage a bunch of times but you kept pushing me away even though im not a troll
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>>85902311
why do you keep replying? just to think youre doing your good deed for the day because linking 2 posts and saying now kiss didnt become instant marriage and youre outraged for whatever reason?
oh yea.. >>85901867
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>>85902387
im not that guy. and i dont think im doing a good deed. you piss me off because you're deliberately ignorant of the fact that you live in a misery of your own creation and are, clearly, violently defensive against any assertion that you have had any part in your own failures
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>>85902408
so definitely >>85901867
be glad you were able to bait me into effort posting again, i hope the dopamine is feeding you well at my expense
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>>85902451
>>85902055
are you umbreyeen or something? or how else are you this retarded? if you are i hope you dont ever get better
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>>85902451
>step into a conversation and with your hot (mild) take
>bro i'm effort posting so hard rn
poss...
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i wish i got groomed by pedo pbf's.. sigh now im a disgusting 23 year old man
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didnt' read any of this junk lol
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>>85902308
me
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>>85902489
a rage baited reply is the same as effortposting, he got me, he won, you won
>>85902473
you win too, i wont ever get better and ive known this for years
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>>85901864
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>>85902545
>>85902311
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lateshit gigahon poss (me)
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>>85902260
this but dogs and it's making the pbf do it
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>>85902555
you already won youre just shooting a corpse at this point
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>>85902498
>>85902326
just die
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>>85902613
stop being mean to me
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inventing imaginary battles to fight in and losing
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>>85902639
you got me, i concede
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>>85902610
i really hope that with posts like these you're at least self aware that everything is your own fault because it would be really sad if you were that blind
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>>85902634
hes right though
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>>85902685
you too stop being mean to me
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>>85902339
because you keep asking why i stopped posting umbreon pictures
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>>85902670
im sure it is because i ruin everything, thanks for the reminder about what a piece of shit i am
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i only skimmed so i don't know who's who but literally nothing in any of those chains was an effortpost what the fuck is that guy smoking
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>>85902693
our lives are pathetic
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>>85902753
kick me when im down and spit on my dead body, i dont care anymore
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what's the opposite of an effortpost
the mind first goes to shitpost but i do not think that necessarily qualifies
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>>85902757
stop being mean to you
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>>85902750
this is pathetic im going to stop replying now. next time just dont try to say that trying things never work and i wouldnt have had to break you down like this
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what if we cuddled
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>>85902801
hit me with a no u to light my body on fire
any moment now me and that other poss that knows to stay away by now will start dating
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>>85902816
you got exactly what you wanted, and i didnt, same as every day
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one of the predominant factors of being a sourposs is not the inability to have a relationship but the unwillingness to make any personal adaptation of sacrifice to acquire a relationship. if you propose to any of them that they should work out or get a job to improve their life, theres always a cope. theyll go out of their way to rebut your advice and prove you wrong, at best theyll purposefully sabotage themselves just to go "see? your advice was wrong". its like a biba that falls off a bike on purpose because they dont wanna learn how to ride it. theres always some kind of psychological cope mechanism to not only reject advice and avoid having to put in any effort to turn their life around, but to also avoid having to internalize that they were actually in charge of their lives and that all of the years where they couldve been doing something have been wasted. it is a painful realization to make, and so they will never make that realization deliberately because they dont wanna have to actualize the losses of their inaction
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>>85902801
hmm yeah i don't know, shitposts aren't intrinsically low-effort. maybe at the inception of the term you could say shitposting is the opposite but as of now, hard to say would the true opposite would be
vaguepost? woepost?
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>>85902863
dont grab poss like that
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>>85902863
youre right, you know everything and me making a fool out of myself so you can grandstand like this and feel even better at my expense is just what i need to get knocked down a few more pegs and accept the consequences of my actions, you know whats best, i dont
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it's good to have humility and accept that you can be wrong about something
bites you
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at least i have nothing
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>>85901472
ok poss, based on what you've seen now, are we compatible?
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>>85902808
im right
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>>85902952
no! wrong! bad! *sprays you with water*
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it's kind of fun sometimes having loved a bpdemon, every once in a while now i get to talk to him for just a little bit (the time between being unfriended again varies quit a bit, from seconds to days) and it's like a little minigame. a lot of the time it's completely disconnected from everything else we've ever done together. today's went kind of poorly on the surface i think, but in the grand scheme of things i think it was pretty interesting and we're moving a new plot point forward in some way, i'm pretty excited for the next time he has a manic episode
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>>85903006
that sounds like something to enjoy akin to a crazy guy you meet and interact with while getting snacks at the gas station, not someone you're in an active relationship with. that's the exact opposite of the stability needed for a life with someone
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>>85902923
this is genuine wounded-dog narcissism, get over yourself dude
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bleh
(17 days until halloween)
(flyboy batrick)
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i drink too much sodar
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people in general are unstable now. its a lot less stress to avoid dating anyone. otherwise i have to watch them being obsessive compulsive about shit that doesnt matter
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>>85903056
you've told me im wrong every step of the way, i agree with you, i know its my fault, that other poss didnt reply now that he knows im a complete psychopath but hey, i shot my shot huh?
you win, i lose, same old story
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>>85902854
>and i didn
>>85901712
im allowing you to say you actually lost and actually concede now because this was it
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batrick...
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>>85903123
okay so then have sex with another poss now that you've accepted your worldview is wrong gawddd
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>>85903124
ive said i lost and concede multiple times, you just like torturing wounded animals i guess
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>>85902863
nicely worded and better than i could have ever done
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>>85902816
not him but you threw a tantrum over nothing and did a lot of projecting
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>>85903140
so youre just going to make me ask and fail with everyone until youre satisfied?
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somehow managed to flub a little social interaction with a friend online and now i'm really embarrassed
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>>85903185
>your yfw face when you ask and actually instead succeed and have a boy that loves you
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>>85903156
seems like everyone likes and agrees when im the punching bag, feeling really good here today
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>>85903006
pbf says about me
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here's my hot take
if this general disappeared nothing of value would be lost
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>>85903201
i mean, you are autistic, and you cant argue your way out of a plastic bag so expect to be blown the fuck out every time
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here's my hot take
doggy
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>>85903201
you're such a fucking crybaby it only makes people want to be mean to you more i hope you see that
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>>85903339
i wasn't even arguing, you were just berating me and i was agreeing with you because you were right
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>>85903339
>>85903348
thought you were going to stop replying? talk about autistic
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>>85903348
yeah i have that effect ive always been naturally abusable
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fat guy small wosser worship
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>>85903362
you were definitely arguing. i bet its difficult for you to even communicate with anyone when you cant even get your memories to align with reality. its like you have dementia or something
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>>85903429
you wish
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fat guys don't have small wossers
they just have normal wossers buried in fat
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>>85903443
ok poss whatever you say youre right again, you win again
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>>85903443
remember when you said you'd stop replying a gazillion posts ago?
loser
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should i get tacos (short walk) or a shawarma bowl (longer walk but next to a cool store) or popeyes chicken tenders (medium walk)
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>>85902746
>keep
i said that once
bit i did also ask why you stopped posting loona
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it reminds me of that time i derailed a /haha/ thread on may 20th when i announced that i am an incel and proceeded to "prove myself right" by telling a random poss that i love him and getting rejected for 3 hours straight. seeing someone act as cringe as i did back then made me realize how cringe i was. i just needed a third party to reenact a parallel version of my own embarrassing behavior to gain self-awareness
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i really hope it's not the same loona poster from the happening thread
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>>85903629
personally i would go for the tacos. the chicken has lowered in quality than before but its harder to notice when its in spicy taco form
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>>85903670
squishy snooter
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>>85903670
yeah throwing a tantrum over three words is pretty cringe
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>>85903696
what chicken
the chicken at popeyes?
all the chicken in the world?
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>>85903344
i made this doggy
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>>85903670
im glad my humiliation has satisfied at least one more person today and hope mine was at least twice as embarassing as yours and that i in fact deserve even more ridicule this thread and to have a reminder post next thread about it and people also bringing it up unprompted in the future about remembering how stupid that one poss was that one time and if i dare ever talk about how im miserable and lonely i am again i need to be shouted down and taught my place twice as hard
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>>85903736
the chicken at KFC was dry and too salty with barely any spice
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>>85903747
make more doggy
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>>85903766
blud talking like a shonen gag character to his crush
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the last time i had popeyes i burned my lip biting into a really juicy part that exploded hot oil everywhere
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>>85903647
would it comfort your autism if i started posting sonic the hedgehog characters?
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sonic...
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>>85903820
>blud
cringe
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>>85903838
id rather you just keep your word for once and leave this place like you said, but the only thing you've ever been honest about shitposting this thread to make it worse, soo...
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>>85903795
maybe but slop is bad so
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>>85903897
your oaths are broken
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>>85903961
slop is good
get sloppier
cute doggy
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>>85903123
>you've
i've made three posts in this thread now four
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>>85903978
no u
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>>85903994
you win, what more do you want from me? some other impossible task youre going to massively overreact over me not instantly doing?
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>>85903994
ok pinocchio
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>>85904035
...meeeedddssss....?
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>>85904035
your task is to shut up and stop dragging this tired bit out
it's very possible
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>>85904051
take your own advice
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i would post a photo of the tasty tacos i am eating but i don’t want you to triangulate my position and use it to kill me
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>>85904051
so its a last word thing? is that why you keep replying? even though someone else is just going to wall of text how big a fucking joke loser i am 5 minutes after i stop or just reply to any random post ive already made yet again?
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>>85904091
you would need to post 3 pictures of your tacos from different angles in order for us to triangulate your position just 1 is safe
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>>85904093
that was my first reply to you i'm not interested in a last word i just wanted to draw attention to your flexing sphincter shitting into the thread in the hopes you'd give this unfunny bit up
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>>85904115
by dogpiling me with everyone else?
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>>85904045
why the fuck would you say that. you know i'm sensitive about my nose size and i'm autistically adherent to the truth (because of the traumatizing punishment i received after admitting i stole a candy bar from my brother and lied about it for hours (he complained the entire time it was missing so my parents' built-up annoyance and frustration was immediately directed onto me))
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>>85904051
id rather have this than your shitty cringe goldshire erp
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>>85904115
>that was my first reply to you
sure it was buddy
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maidie new threadie soon pls
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>>85904138
>do an unfunny bit and drag it out until it annoys a lot of people
>waaaaAAAAAA why am i getting multiple replies?!

>>85904153
eat my nuts pal

i'm no longer replying, you're clearly just desperate for attention (again) lol
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>>85904140
its like im 14 again and find myself in an online conversation with a 36 year old man talking about his divorce in the runescape chat
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>it never works
>it never works
>it never works
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>>85903449
yeah... i do wish... ;(
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do incels not know that they can just work in a morgue and have sex with the corpses?
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>>85904190
By page 9 if no one else does
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>>85904191
its not funny, but you guys sure have been having fun making me feel like shit, definitely you included, and it worked, glad i could give you some dopamine too, hope you shit on me more next time i have the audacity to be sad without permission
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>>85904191
the whole "im going to stop replying now" bit is unfunny and you should stop doing it
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>>85903670
>seeing someone act as cringe as i did back then made me realize how cringe i was. i just needed a third party to reenact a parallel version of my own embarrassing behavior to gain self-awareness
many such cases
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do incels not know that they can just work in a pound and have sex with the dogs?
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reminder
>it never works
>it never works
>it never works
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>>85904228
do incels not know that they can just have sex with other incels
if they reject you then they're automatically a volcel so they don't count
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>>85904268
dogs in the pound are all neutered poss
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>>85904203
haha sorry lmao i'm still 9 years away from that. well, i also do not have a wife to divorce nor do i have an affinity for runescape or MMORPGs in general but like, yeah igwym
also fuck i feel old typing that. it feels unreal how fast it's gone from 2018 to 2026
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I love you poss
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>>85904289
*smashes table*
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>>85904244
i made the original post with that line of text itt and the only time you actually nailed me was that i made the 2nd post you linked in >>85903387
you missed every other time
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uppercuts your taint
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>>85904302
*mwah*
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>>85904243
you're a wannabe victim. you can just press the power button on the monitor if you feel this strongly you know
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teach you not to agree to have sex with the post above you
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>>85904309
sure buddy have one more
>it never works
>it never works
>it never works
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>>85904203
i had so much fun just chatting with people while mining shooting stars for 300 hours and also the 100 hours of forestry i did. there are some really interesting people in runescape, i added a lot of furries :3
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>>85904332
i hope this little bit of knowing how to feels to be a bully has been empowering for you poss, who knows, maybe if you reply again and its not filled with too much bait youll even get your final reply
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>>85904338
i wish i chatted and met furry friends in runescape
i just silently quest or do my grinds
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>>85904297
>from 2018 to 2026
and it feel like nothing really happened between those two dates, which shouldnt be true.
you look to something like 9/11 which changed the world a lot despite the event not being that grand, meanwhile something like covid changed so little despite it being a grand event. i feel like i could word this better but there is like an observation to be made when it comes to how society used to react to events back then and now
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>>85904332
you can do the same
>but you wont
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>>85904365
none of them ever really lasted but that's just the way things go i suppose. AND there was that time a furry tried to edate me because he thought i was a girl and he was straight and we added each other on discord and everything but that's a tail for another time
osrs is already a very singleplayer game yes butt when you see others and have a little chat with them or a few words i think it's one of the best parts of the game for me
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think i might throw up but im not sure yet
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>>85904411
>when you see others and have a little chat with them or a few words i think it's one of the best parts of the game for me
for me its just doing stuff and ending up and some place i haven't been before or don't go often and theres some small little grind to do in some nice spot that gives me the opportunity to pause and zoom in and listen to the music and admire the graphics and scenery and atmosphere and just look at my character standing for a bit
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>>85904370
yeah i feel like we're in the sludge timeline. the sludge era
just in a kind of blur of existing concepts being recombined
so much so the literal sludge recombiner device was finally made good enough to become highly popular. not that i'm some kind of luddite. recombining sludge is a useful tool
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>>85904106
oh okay
i still think that the prolific branding of a local chain would rat me out though
and the position of the sun i guess
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>>85904370
cherry picking bring up covid and not the trench warfare in ukraine or the war against iran or the things that are related to and happened after 9/11 but were highly impactful still isis trying to warlord conquer the middle east
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>>85904626
The Soleimani assassination may have perhaps been of some note, at least to other nations.
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how do you assassinate a salami lol
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>>85904370
>meanwhile something like covid changed so little
every day of my life i’m angry that no shops are open 24 hours in my area anymore
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I had to work in a store all through covid and feel a bit jealous I never got my bonus neet months
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>>85904920
same, essential was such a scam, no covid pay, no time off, no NOOOOTHEENG
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>>85904950
Yeah, nothing changed for me other than the MGTOW coworker wouldn't shut up about the SCAMDEMIC and the gay fruity coworker wouldn't stop having nervous breakdowns.
Also I had to wear a suffocating mask in a tiny shop filled with fridges belching out heat and also no AC because lol Britannia

God aaa it sucked make the memory go away
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might buzz
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>>85905017
yeen moment
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>>85905017
my pbf says this to me
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>>85905059
i cant see yeen saying that to someone
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>>85905005
the plandemic/scamdemic people mindraped me
i knew people were stupid but wow. even now, someone will read this and go "ha, sheeple".
after all of alternative media was consistently and completely wrong about everything and in every prediction
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>>85905005
>>85905086
are you guys up to date on your boosters? i hear the 7th one is very important, you even get a bag of pretzels for free
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>>85905086
It was a pretty eye-opening time for me on both sides honestly, awful time, awful.

>>85905111
I didn't even want the vaccine but I had to get all jabbed up so I could travel
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>>85905111
AI generated post
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>>85905086
didnt the nhs recently confirm that the pandemic was a deliberate experiment?
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wait unbreon and yeen are the same person right?
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>>85905130
>up so I could travel
you were and are part of the problem
>pretty eye-opening time for me on both sides honestly
>both sides
lol
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every poss who got the vacssince will have a heart attak in two weeks
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>>85905144
no umbreonschizo/riven/loonafag is a newish shitposter
yeen is an old nameposs
some guy calls him umbreyeen because he thinks its funny or something
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>>85905130
you didnt have to travel you chose to
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>>85905144
yeah
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possy talking about california made me get up and go to san francisco. it was fun i had lots of coffees and stuff and some fish and chips but now i just feel a little sad like wow i really am alone huh nobody wiithvme to make any of this fun.
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is it bad that i sometimes lock myself in the bathroom and talk to the hallucinations in the mirror? i generally disagree with them
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>>85905159
Yeah both sides had people that took things too far and devolved into hysterics, I'm sorry if I'm not planting a flag on a preferred patch of sand

>>85905181
I mean yeah that's true but some choices are heavily weighted and I reckoned the snaxxine was probably less harmful to me than the awfulness of not going. It was entirely a choice though, yeah. Just miffed I had to make it haha
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>>85905225
do you believe it to be bad? that's all that matters
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>>85905225
maybe you should find common ground with them
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>>85905232
>that took things too far and devolved into hysterics
there is no such thing as taking it too far against the people that hate you and want you dead
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>>85905017
loling
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>>85905138
...the UK engineered a global pandemic originating from china...? for... what reason...?
i don't know buddy, doesn't seem very likely. something tells me if the answer was "yes" you wouldn't phrase it as a question but link it as an article lmao. sounds like some pol-ified reading of an article that says "the pandemic let us test our responses to pandemics, here's what we learned".



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