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SHILL for a cola!

My /c/ would die if she drank a cola

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Reminder that Abjurant through his posting habits has exposed himself as the schizo that's been shitting up the thread for YEARS.

He is the person behind the "Miss Miko BBC" meme
He is the person behind all of the "Miss" memes
He is the person that schizos every single pink that shills.
He is the person behind the "#pussy" meme and its variants.
Virtually every single schizo meme in flg can reasonably be traced back to abjurant.

Remember his two most used and effective defense tactics -
Feigning Ignorance: Acting like he has no idea what you're talking about when you call him out, or pretending like his intentions weren't as malicious as they appear when denial is impossible.

Muddying the waters: Making up/bringing up random bullshit or perverting the intent of the opposition in order to make himself appear innocent or deliberately create a situation so confusing no outsider wants to care about it meaning he gets off scot free.
His most common way of doing this is through anonymously samefagging his own defense force. Everytime he's called out a dozen anons will miraculously appear to rabidly refute any claims made against him.

ABJURANT IS SCHIZZY.

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>>85911519
>How do we deal with him?
Notice his tells and DO NOT give him (you)s.
If you see a poster:
>Engaging in mentally ill spam about black people, "BBC", or "niggers"
>Making posts about "Miss Miko", calling her "snowcunny" and making constant comments about her love for "BBC"
>Referring to any pink with the title of "Miss"
>Referring to anyone with the suffix "cutie"
>Schizoing any pink that shills
>Referring to people as "#pussy", "#nigger", or any other "#(insult)" in the form of "Ain't you '#(insult)'?"
>Liberal usage of the words "kek" and "kekaroo"
>Making strange idiosyncratic references to "cola"
>Using spaced ellipses in their posts
>Using tildes in their posts
>Engaging in obvious samefagging in regards to the "#pussy" meme, the "BBC" meme, or anything related to slurs (particularly "nigger" and "faggot")
>Doing nothing but calling people "niggers" for dozens of posts in a row in order to derail the thread
>Engaging in obvious samefagging in regards to making facetious and exaggerated tumblr-esque posts about how using the word "nigger" or "faggot" makes you a literal nazi and the worst person ever

There is a 99% chance that that poster is Abjurant.
DO NOT DIRECTLY RESPOND TO HIM.
Doing so only encourages him to continue shitting up the thread for HOURS on end for YEARS.

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>>85911530

im cooking another /c/, tred

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>>85911545
>How do you know this?
Note how the incessant thread schizoing only ever happens after abjurant logs in 95% of the time.

Note Abjurant's past tierlists where he has made explicit references to the "Miss Miko" BBC meme and has exposed himself as being in on it.

Note that Abjurant is the ONLY person who makes those chibi images of thread namefags. The same chibi images that just so happen to be used to make images of "Miss Miko" in "BLACKED" attire.

Note Abjurant's past conduct in the flg channel where he has showcased his obsession with "BBC", "Niggers", and black people in general and tried to *feign ignorance* by hiding said obsession under the guise of "irony".

Note that whenever Abjurant is called out for this behavior he NEVER outright denies it.

Note that whenever he's called he always somehow has a dozen anons that TOTALLY AREN'T HIM coming to his aid to defend him rabidly.

Note that he is one of just two namefags besides Sunny to use spaced ellipses, which is a very distinctive writing quirk shared by him and the "BBC" schizo.
We know the schizo is not sunny though because such an overwhelming amount of evidence points to Abjurant alone.

>>85909838
>dr chek
oh my god you live less than 6 hours from me.

Also why would you not just get dr. thunder? It's cheaper.

I'm a sam's cola guy myself if it comes to colas, but I also prefer myself a Pepper.

>>85911519
>>85911530
>>85911545
uh oh...schizo melty....

>>85911552
Shut up snooy.
Try raping a pink for once.

This post appears to be an automated spambot.

>>85911573
Tourist retard.

>>85911579
:thinking:


who is snooy

>>85911561
Five minutes is under six hours, so you're technically correct!
And it's closer to me than Walmart is why.

>>85911552
>>85911636
shill it freddit

>>85911598
Even a tourist could tell you are full of shit, and that you are extremely mentally ill. You're also here 16 hours a day, because almost every time I come around you are causing trouble and spamming inane shit.

You have never (ever) posted anything interesting or on topic. Not once. All you do is bitch, because you are a bitch schizoid freak.

I don't know how fat, brown, and hopeless you have to be IRL to get to this point online, but between you and me, there is no hope for you.

If you're this bad? If this is your life? You're actually done, man. There is no crawling out of this hole you're in. This schizo meltdown shit in the armpit of the internet like this just indicates you have been removed by force from every other venue you ever had access to, until finally you landed in a place where your insane shitspam won't get you instantly banned (due to trash having very little rules).

You are in the schizo-pit. The containment zone. Unlike me, you can't leave. You got nothing else going on. That's why you're so heavily invested. This is it for you. This is your last fucking stand, so of course your misfiring neurons are fully activated.

Once you lose access to this, or f-list, whenever the NEETbux stop flowing, you will be on the street, and then you will finally (thankfully) kill yourself. Everyone you used to bother IRL will breathe a collective sigh of relief. Everyone you bothered online will barely notice, except that it's a fraction of a % more peaceful, because as soon as one schizo disappears, another shows up to take its place, almost every time.

You're just filling a slot, tardschizo. You're the resident thread mental case. Instantly replaceable.

>>85911672
Finding out where anon lives so I can find out where you live and rape your ponut until you're asspregnant

>>85911742
So, um, this is an odd thing to ask, but do you do requests? For insulting people?

>>85910719
You call him low IQ for copying people out of hatred but can't figure out it's genuine affection he's too scared to show properly???

>>85911675
werkin on her

maybe tomorrow

>>85911742
Have you bothered to read anything?

>>85911811
Werk on recording your ass jiggling and letting us jerk off to it

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Someone give me the latest deets on Sleepy Daddy.

>>85911861
nyah im going through a rough spot so im diving back into flist

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>>85911742
you still fucking think I'm someone I'm just blatantly not.
I genuinely can't even put myself in your shoes right now.

I cannot emphasize this enough, you didn't even know who Abjurant was until like 3 hours ago.
You've gotten into a multi-hour long shitflinging contest with a fucking ghost over people you dont even know exist, my nigga.

Im genuinely fucking asking you, why are you here?
You have no idea who AML is.
You have no idea who Abjurant is.
You have no understanding of this thread's culture, of the common schizo memes, of the history that sparked all this crap, of the tells that the real schizzy (whom I still very much believe is Abjurant) has.

So I just don't get it. Why are you flinging these pretentious shit ass insults, turning yourself into some random autistic namefag, and being a ride or die for shit you don't even understand at all???
Are you just looking for entertainment? Attention? What is your function here? You've derailed the exposing of the motherfucker that's been ACTUALLY shitting up the thread for *years* with your bullshit. Why?

Why the fuck are you getting so damn invested in a conflict you do not understand at all??
Like, I apologize for repeating myself so much but I just cant emphasize the question enough, why are you so convinced of your own understanding???
You have no fucking clue what is happening on even the most basic level bro.

>>85911874
They kiss and tell all scenes they do to A Magical Loli who collects it in a google doc.

>>85911964
When did I ever do that anonny?

>>85911923
Instead of getting laid, with a body like yours?

85911964
>the obsession with AML
Getting tired. Might tuck in soon.

>>85911996
what do you think the rough spot involves, anon

>>85912021
Preg?

>>85911874
>no tail
an absolute travesty

>>85912058
I have knowledge that she is

>>85912021
Femcel freddi doesn't know her body is a cockmagnet...

>>85912119
Big belly if true

>>85912119
eat shit, nigger

>>85912252
>>85912235
not true :|

>>85912267
Oh no... early menopause?

>>85912267
Please don't say the N-word, Freddi. It's a fairly offensive bit of language.

>>85912278
harumph. no. Hm.... i just am in a funk

>>85912287
niggerfaggot

If I make an undead-lich /c/, what body type should she have?
Loli?
Hag?
Petite?

>>85911940
I read your insane whining tardschizo. I know exactly what you are, and I know exactly what your future looks like.

I step over insane gibbering homeless covered in their own shit every other day on my way to work. That is your future. Your future is a dirty piece of cardboard, freezing concrete, and maggot ridden shit in your pants.

Sometimes with fuckups like you I will add the 'unless you do something to change course right now' caveat, but in your case it's already too late. You are an abusive retard who has undoubtedly burned every bridge he ever had. You have no safety net left. You know it, which is why you are so miserable and so hostile.

Whatever the fuck you are doing right now? This shit in these threads, this desperate plea for attention and relevance? It's a fart in the wind before your life totally implodes.

One bad week, one arrest, one 'episode' in public and forced hospitalization, and you're done. You're going to be out on your ass, your lifetime of bad choices and refusal to get treatment will suddenly come crashing down on you.

It's going to happen to you. It's inevitable. All I have to do is wait.

You will absolutely kill yourself, schizotard. It will probably be with a fentanyl baggy, and hiding up under an overpass where nobody with a narcan shot can find you fast enough. Peace, at last. Look forward to it.

>>85912303
Freddi can you please stop? Im sure behind the anonymity here there are some nice and decent black anons that might be hurt by that kind of language. Please...