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SHILL for a cola!

My /c/ would die if she drank a cola

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Reminder that Abjurant through his posting habits has exposed himself as the schizo that's been shitting up the thread for YEARS.

He is the person behind the "Miss Miko BBC" meme
He is the person behind all of the "Miss" memes
He is the person that schizos every single pink that shills.
He is the person behind the "#pussy" meme and its variants.
Virtually every single schizo meme in flg can reasonably be traced back to abjurant.

Remember his two most used and effective defense tactics -
Feigning Ignorance: Acting like he has no idea what you're talking about when you call him out, or pretending like his intentions weren't as malicious as they appear when denial is impossible.

Muddying the waters: Making up/bringing up random bullshit or perverting the intent of the opposition in order to make himself appear innocent or deliberately create a situation so confusing no outsider wants to care about it meaning he gets off scot free.
His most common way of doing this is through anonymously samefagging his own defense force. Everytime he's called out a dozen anons will miraculously appear to rabidly refute any claims made against him.

ABJURANT IS SCHIZZY.

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>>85911519
>How do we deal with him?
Notice his tells and DO NOT give him (you)s.
If you see a poster:
>Engaging in mentally ill spam about black people, "BBC", or "niggers"
>Making posts about "Miss Miko", calling her "snowcunny" and making constant comments about her love for "BBC"
>Referring to any pink with the title of "Miss"
>Referring to anyone with the suffix "cutie"
>Schizoing any pink that shills
>Referring to people as "#pussy", "#nigger", or any other "#(insult)" in the form of "Ain't you '#(insult)'?"
>Liberal usage of the words "kek" and "kekaroo"
>Making strange idiosyncratic references to "cola"
>Using spaced ellipses in their posts
>Using tildes in their posts
>Engaging in obvious samefagging in regards to the "#pussy" meme, the "BBC" meme, or anything related to slurs (particularly "nigger" and "faggot")
>Doing nothing but calling people "niggers" for dozens of posts in a row in order to derail the thread
>Engaging in obvious samefagging in regards to making facetious and exaggerated tumblr-esque posts about how using the word "nigger" or "faggot" makes you a literal nazi and the worst person ever

There is a 99% chance that that poster is Abjurant.
DO NOT DIRECTLY RESPOND TO HIM.
Doing so only encourages him to continue shitting up the thread for HOURS on end for YEARS.

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>>85911530

im cooking another /c/, tred

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>>85911545
>How do you know this?
Note how the incessant thread schizoing only ever happens after abjurant logs in 95% of the time.

Note Abjurant's past tierlists where he has made explicit references to the "Miss Miko" BBC meme and has exposed himself as being in on it.

Note that Abjurant is the ONLY person who makes those chibi images of thread namefags. The same chibi images that just so happen to be used to make images of "Miss Miko" in "BLACKED" attire.

Note Abjurant's past conduct in the flg channel where he has showcased his obsession with "BBC", "Niggers", and black people in general and tried to *feign ignorance* by hiding said obsession under the guise of "irony".

Note that whenever Abjurant is called out for this behavior he NEVER outright denies it.

Note that whenever he's called he always somehow has a dozen anons that TOTALLY AREN'T HIM coming to his aid to defend him rabidly.

Note that he is one of just two namefags besides Sunny to use spaced ellipses, which is a very distinctive writing quirk shared by him and the "BBC" schizo.
We know the schizo is not sunny though because such an overwhelming amount of evidence points to Abjurant alone.

>>85909838
>dr chek
oh my god you live less than 6 hours from me.

Also why would you not just get dr. thunder? It's cheaper.

I'm a sam's cola guy myself if it comes to colas, but I also prefer myself a Pepper.

>>85911519
>>85911530
>>85911545
uh oh...schizo melty....

>>85911552
Shut up snooy.
Try raping a pink for once.

This post appears to be an automated spambot.

>>85911573
Tourist retard.

>>85911579
:thinking:


who is snooy

>>85911561
Five minutes is under six hours, so you're technically correct!
And it's closer to me than Walmart is why.

>>85911552
>>85911636
shill it freddit

>>85911598
Even a tourist could tell you are full of shit, and that you are extremely mentally ill. You're also here 16 hours a day, because almost every time I come around you are causing trouble and spamming inane shit.

You have never (ever) posted anything interesting or on topic. Not once. All you do is bitch, because you are a bitch schizoid freak.

I don't know how fat, brown, and hopeless you have to be IRL to get to this point online, but between you and me, there is no hope for you.

If you're this bad? If this is your life? You're actually done, man. There is no crawling out of this hole you're in. This schizo meltdown shit in the armpit of the internet like this just indicates you have been removed by force from every other venue you ever had access to, until finally you landed in a place where your insane shitspam won't get you instantly banned (due to trash having very little rules).

You are in the schizo-pit. The containment zone. Unlike me, you can't leave. You got nothing else going on. That's why you're so heavily invested. This is it for you. This is your last fucking stand, so of course your misfiring neurons are fully activated.

Once you lose access to this, or f-list, whenever the NEETbux stop flowing, you will be on the street, and then you will finally (thankfully) kill yourself. Everyone you used to bother IRL will breathe a collective sigh of relief. Everyone you bothered online will barely notice, except that it's a fraction of a % more peaceful, because as soon as one schizo disappears, another shows up to take its place, almost every time.

You're just filling a slot, tardschizo. You're the resident thread mental case. Instantly replaceable.

>>85911672
Finding out where anon lives so I can find out where you live and rape your ponut until you're asspregnant

>>85911742
So, um, this is an odd thing to ask, but do you do requests? For insulting people?

>>85910719
You call him low IQ for copying people out of hatred but can't figure out it's genuine affection he's too scared to show properly???

>>85911675
werkin on her

maybe tomorrow

>>85911742
Have you bothered to read anything?

>>85911811
Werk on recording your ass jiggling and letting us jerk off to it

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Someone give me the latest deets on Sleepy Daddy.

>>85911861
nyah im going through a rough spot so im diving back into flist

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>>85911742
you still fucking think I'm someone I'm just blatantly not.
I genuinely can't even put myself in your shoes right now.

I cannot emphasize this enough, you didn't even know who Abjurant was until like 3 hours ago.
You've gotten into a multi-hour long shitflinging contest with a fucking ghost over people you dont even know exist, my nigga.

Im genuinely fucking asking you, why are you here?
You have no idea who AML is.
You have no idea who Abjurant is.
You have no understanding of this thread's culture, of the common schizo memes, of the history that sparked all this crap, of the tells that the real schizzy (whom I still very much believe is Abjurant) has.

So I just don't get it. Why are you flinging these pretentious shit ass insults, turning yourself into some random autistic namefag, and being a ride or die for shit you don't even understand at all???
Are you just looking for entertainment? Attention? What is your function here? You've derailed the exposing of the motherfucker that's been ACTUALLY shitting up the thread for *years* with your bullshit. Why?

Why the fuck are you getting so damn invested in a conflict you do not understand at all??
Like, I apologize for repeating myself so much but I just cant emphasize the question enough, why are you so convinced of your own understanding???
You have no fucking clue what is happening on even the most basic level bro.

>>85911874
They kiss and tell all scenes they do to A Magical Loli who collects it in a google doc.

>>85911964
When did I ever do that anonny?

>>85911923
Instead of getting laid, with a body like yours?

85911964
>the obsession with AML
Getting tired. Might tuck in soon.

>>85911996
what do you think the rough spot involves, anon

>>85912021
Preg?

>>85911874
>no tail
an absolute travesty

>>85912058
I have knowledge that she is

>>85912021
Femcel freddi doesn't know her body is a cockmagnet...

>>85912119
Big belly if true

>>85912119
eat shit, nigger

>>85912252
>>85912235
not true :|

>>85912267
Oh no... early menopause?

>>85912267
Please don't say the N-word, Freddi. It's a fairly offensive bit of language.

>>85912278
harumph. no. Hm.... i just am in a funk

>>85912287
niggerfaggot

If I make an undead-lich /c/, what body type should she have?
Loli?
Hag?
Petite?

>>85911940
I read your insane whining tardschizo. I know exactly what you are, and I know exactly what your future looks like.

I step over insane gibbering homeless covered in their own shit every other day on my way to work. That is your future. Your future is a dirty piece of cardboard, freezing concrete, and maggot ridden shit in your pants.

Sometimes with fuckups like you I will add the 'unless you do something to change course right now' caveat, but in your case it's already too late. You are an abusive retard who has undoubtedly burned every bridge he ever had. You have no safety net left. You know it, which is why you are so miserable and so hostile.

Whatever the fuck you are doing right now? This shit in these threads, this desperate plea for attention and relevance? It's a fart in the wind before your life totally implodes.

One bad week, one arrest, one 'episode' in public and forced hospitalization, and you're done. You're going to be out on your ass, your lifetime of bad choices and refusal to get treatment will suddenly come crashing down on you.

It's going to happen to you. It's inevitable. All I have to do is wait.

You will absolutely kill yourself, schizotard. It will probably be with a fentanyl baggy, and hiding up under an overpass where nobody with a narcan shot can find you fast enough. Peace, at last. Look forward to it.

>>85912303
Freddi can you please stop? Im sure behind the anonymity here there are some nice and decent black anons that might be hurt by that kind of language. Please...

>>85912311
Not even reading past the first sentence.
You are insufferable.
Thanks for being enough of an attentionfag to make yourself an actual namefag in a thread where *nobody* does that.
Makes your clueless retardation easier to ignore.
Kill yourself, tourist.

Freddinfertile...

>>85912388
>>85912324
Idk what to say, I'm a bit out of sorts

>>85912267
I would pound you until we both pass out, genuinely insanely sexy

As for why I'm bothering, you are here literally every time I come around, shitting up the thread with your insane schizo shit. It's always fucking something. You're always melting, always in an argument, always humiliating yourself with dumb bullshit. I know your 'tells' as you like to call them (you stupid fuck).

I'm tired of it. I'm tired of you.

I know you suffer from severe suicidal ideation just like every delusional schizo faggot ever, so I want you to know from the bottom of my heart, and also from all of those IRL who have to deal with your shit - please, we want you to do it. It's okay to do it.

It's okay to kill yourself, schizotard. End your misery, and end the misery you inflict on others.

The greatest, most honorable, most heroic act you and any abusive schizo can ever do, is to remove yourself permanently so you no longer inflict suffering and harm on those around you.

Be the hero you always wanted to be, threadschizo. Kill yourself.

Kill yourself before you bother anyone else. You provide no value to anyone, anywhere. You are a burden, an obstacle, an annoyance, and a complete fucking faggot.

End your life, today. I believe in you, when it comes to self-termination. You do not want to drag it out, trust me. If you lose your mind completely you're going to just be wallowing in filth and only going to get very rare moments of lucidity where you realize what a horror your life has become.

You have a shining and temporary opportunity to escape that fate. Do the right thing.

>>85912311
Something about your diction, spacing, and pretentious navel-gazey writing makes you come across like a tranny and/or a child who thinks they're far wiser more intelligent than they actually are.
I think this is why I clocked you as autistic earlier. A lot of autistic people tend to have that horribly pretentious way of writing.

Anyways something something lurk more, faggot.

>>85912450
You might be the saddest, stupidest motherfucker in this thread.

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>>85911426
I don't need one, but I'll shill anyway!
https://www.f-list.net/c/lady%20love
>TQ
We both have all the cola we need.

>>85912419
ty anon, im just in a bad mood sry

>>85912511
I think I may know a particular kind of beverage that could lighten someone's mood.

>>85912528
im abstaining from alcohol, but THC is on the menu

>Abjurant logs out ~20 minutes ago
>the pure deluge of schizo bullshit abruptly ceases
>all that's left is one autistic tourist yelling at clouds

Once again, man. I just cant help but notice those little things, huh?
Every fucking time he logs in the schizzing picks up. Every time he logs out the schizzing fizzles out.
Like, to me it's so fucking obvious but I guess if you're not paying attention it just sounds like schizo shit.

You can't even make someone horny anymore, because you don't even roleplay. You don't write smut. You're not interesting in any single way, unless you want to count an infectious tick with Lyme disease as 'interesting'.

You are the human equivalent of scum on the bottom of a trash can. The putrid remains of decades of filth, all compacted and dried up into a slurry not even vermin want to touch.

Do it, threadschizo. Kill yourself. Don't livestream it, just go out in to the woods and pop your skull.

Make a note, apologize for being a faggot, so your remaining family understand you died a hero, for saving everyone from yourself.

Now, I'm done with work. So I guess it's not actually fair to say you provide ZERO value. After all, you gave me something to watch while waiting for this shitty shift to end. Maybe that's the best you can ever hope for.

Being a disgusting spectacle.

>>85912450
Will you jerk it to me obit? That's the only thing I've ever truly wanted from you

>>85912528
Please no more cola memes, anon. Let us forget about the elf for just a few hours before he comes back with his bullshit.
Please...

>>85912574
You must have a hard job to be this much of a genuinely miserable person.
You're really annoying but you seem like someone struggling. Sorry about anything you're going through.

>>85912305
If you're going creepy / cold looking, petite / loli
If you're going for slambait that happens to be undead, slambait young adult / hag

>>85912574
I feel bad for you.

>>85912617
>I know you are but what am I?

Low IQ + schizophrenia is a losing combination. Your future is incredibly bleak. You have no idea what amount of absolute suffering awaits you.

>>85912552
you bitch, you really are knocked up aren't you?

>>85912641
Not at all what I said but alright.
I really hate to use the meme but you are unironically projecting hard af right now. Nobody that's not insanely fucking down in the dumps would be writing posts like you are right now.

I'm gonna leave you it, man. Have a good night.

>Mindy has banned Vampire from Big Titty Goth GFs .
Shot through the heart...

>>85912661
I wonder if this guy knows we collect his statuses like trading cards?

>>85912683
F-List is forever changed.

>>85912655
fuck off anon

>>85912552
a big dark drink

>>85912728
Who's the daddy that freddimpregnated you huh? You even know?

>>85912734
don't say it anon. please just a few hours away from him and his bullshit

>>85912740
zzzzzzzzzz

>>85912734
:thinking:

>>85912761
>zzzzzzzzzz
SLEEPY DADDY!?

>>85912728
freddi were you named after feddy fasbare from fuhnaff?

>>85912761
A NICE
COLD
FIZZY
C O L A

>>85912767
no idiot I just find the question boring

>>85912768
nyo I just like the name frederica

>>85912778
>minecraft_slurp.mp3

>>85912673
tardschizo is now retreating to his
>I'm a good boy I dindu nuffin I feel bad for u man I'm so heckin empathic I'm such a good person, I just feel so bad for you man...
arc

This is also an utterly typical abusive schizophrenic faggot behavior pattern. He also does this every time he gets enough pushback or targeted abuse.

It's called "Victim Mode". He's no longer on the offensive, he's now the heckin poor widdle victim! And look how heckin empathic he is, wishing his abuser well. Poor, bullied, schizotard. Waow what a heckin sadboy.

Just another act from a narcissistic schizophrenic piece of subhuman filth. Another mask. Another survival tactic. Because he knows he will be crushed like a fucking worm if he shows his true colors constantly and gets caught out.

This chameleon shit you retards do only works on 85iq women btw. Which is lucky for you, because that's the typical social worker.

You don't fool any actual human being. We know what you are, you fucking pest. The only reason you can live in this era is because there are consequences for killing vermin like you ourselves. In any other point in human history you would have been strangled to death as a child or teenager, or exiled into the woods to eat mushrooms and bird eggs.

>>85912804
Now this is actual mental illness.

The has to be some kind of special medal in the mental retardation olympics for maintaining a full blown schizo meltdown for 12 hours straight.

>>85912804
Anon, please, just one post like this for me is all I really ask...

You know, flgcraft never had these kinds of meltdowns. Food for think.

>>85912816
Don't even respond lol
I think he's been fighting the schizos so long he caught the schizoflu himself

Or maybe this is some new and elaborate Abjurant schtick.
I doubt it though cause Abjurant is very unsubtle, being able to craft a narrative/character like this and change up his typing style this much would be a pretty advanced larp.
I think this new touristfag is genuine.

>>85912869
Ponycraft?

>>85912305
What kind of personality? Either way, only options are loli or chunky old hag.

>>85912869
Yulice had a big one in flgcraft

>>85912884
Now this I gotta see

Life's only worth it when you push people to the point they get to say everything they truly think about you like this. And it's so ironic when they call YOU the dishonest mask wearing faggot

>>85911874
Thats the kinda view my /c/ has most of the time.

>>85912792
minecraft_slurp.mp3 on my balls

>>85912919
Jaxion...

>>85912884
I don't have it saved, but Yulice kept dying in normal mode minecraft and was calling the game bullshit

>>85912922
har har har

>>85912792
Frederika with a K is cooler than Frederica with a C, I don't make the rules, soz.

>>85912942
You aren't wrong anon

>>85912935
Yea but that's just somewhat being frustrated at a game. We're talking actually mentally ill deeply socially malignant schizo meltdowns

>>85912863
post your /c/ and I'll see if it triggers me enough to get verbally abusive
it's got to be a real stinker though, if it's good at all I probably won't wanna say mean things about it


>>85912880
What's the matter schizotard? Now you're afraid of a little back and forth? Feeling burned out and heckin sad? Can't handle the banter? Poor widdle shizotard. He dindu nuffin. He doesn't deserve this!

TIL schizos are infinitely more irritating when they seem actually genuine in their delusions.

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>>85912881
I'm spending my gaymen time right now on Maplestory Classic, so you'll have to wait until I get bored of that.
>>85912972
How would you feel if I said I already did?

at least this one is pretty easy to filter out

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This has been my favorite thread in a long time :)

>>85913013
flgstory could be fun...

>>85913021
Why? because its chiller?
Last 3 threads were this x1000

Remember that time somebody made a whole separate board on a separate chan in order to shittalk people here?

Wtf happened there?

>>85912884
Please... just a crumb... screenshots, server logs, anything, I beg of you

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Someone make her.

>>85913088
just keep poking freddit and she'll admit it

>>85912511
I hope you start feeling better, genuinely. Not just because I want to get in your pants.
And maybe even consider sticking around even when you are feeling good :)

>>85913067
Wasn't DOK's board made specifically to get away from and better moderate this cancerous namefag bullshit?

The only reason I stay here is because I'm disgustingly addicted to the politics of this niche typefucking 4chan general. If it weren't for that this place would be horrendously unusable.