Vanilla and Chocolate EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85898797OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
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VIV is a COWARD she won't let GAY MEN with PENISES have SEX there's not MASCULINITY in this show just GIRLY GUYS behaving GIRLISHLY
>>85914304theyre just hiding his micropenis
imagine stolas's slut era in the peadverse
>>85914365kill yourself keno
sex with whores
>>85914323Which is weird. Usually you don't show dicks if they're attached to straight males as to not threaten the female audience or you make those dicks flaccid. But gay dicks are fine since women are not threatened by them.
wher is sauce?
>>85914365>>85914402Kill yourself.
wuv via
>>85914423Women are threatened by gay dicks because the women have been programmed to believe their primary social currency is their sex-appeal, therefore a cock that not only hardens in indifference of them but actively is for another man (distorting and even annihilating the sex-breed transaction) is truly terrifying for them unless it is attached to someone they themselves can self-insert as
loona should of been brown
>Blitzo kept pushing people away out of fear of them leaving him>finally opens up and is vulnerable with someone in a much higher position of power over him>that someone gets bored of him instantly and goes off to fuck other men>also gives them his address Total Stolas death
>>85914402What was the nip twitter reaction to this episode
>>85914507>abuse, betray, cheat on and dismiss the fealings of that person for entire seasons>even transactionalize their affections for you and fully reject when they communicate it as serious>"I saw you were sad here's a flower"Total imp suffering
>>85914531blitzo deserves it
>even when Stolas is clearly in the wrong, he acts all sad and the narrative clearly wants you to feel bad for himTotal pigziepoop death
>>85914470gosh he's so dreamy
>>85914531>even transactionalize their affections for you and fully reject when they communicate it as seriousStolas started that shit.>abuse, betray, cheat on and dismiss the fealings of that person for entire seasonsHe didn't abuse shit, the aids ridden bird kept neglecting his own family to belittle and fetishize Blitzo and force him into a transactional relationship and then get triggered when reminded that their relationship is built on sex. Kill yourself, stolasnigger
>unironic Stolasniggers ITT
what is this from?
>>85914531Choke on a dick and die, meat.
>gave up his entire life and his kid to save a guy who didn't reciprocate his emotions until AFTER he now equals him in power and positionI dunno Viv could be really fucking cooking on this if she goes into it all the way>>85914579>Stolas started that shit.>Blitzo used the fake friendship to rob stolas>Blitzo used the fake friendship to get his grimoire to do his job because otherwise he is so inept and toxic he can't find regular employmentDid you even watch the fuckin show?
>>85914548Just because he acts sad doesn't mean they expect you to feel sad for him. They very clearly show Blitzo suffering more.
>>85914602I'm not surprised a Lucinigger is defending Stolas. Are all faggots like you exactly like Stolas irl?
>>85914606They expect you to feel sad for him because he's Viv's favorite HB boy and all her fav boys can never be wrong. The entire fucking series has bent over backwards to baby and absolve Stolas of any wrongdoings even when he's being a shithead
>>85914636The episode still clearly shows that Stolas is in the wrong, though.
>>85914602>gave up his entire life and his kidThat's actually evil and selfish on Stolas' part, Meat
>>85914602Meant to reply to >>85914548>>85914598>>85914620Sorry that your trauma doesn't justify you being a BEEYITCH and to get rewarded for it (if he actually has to change and win Stolas back this show will be less toxic than 99% of gayslop and I am entirely serious about this because I vomit at this trope)
>>85914596pirate merch, check the hazbin hotel website
>>85914602Blitz didn't fuck other people in Stolas' house and actively fuck around with people in Stolas' line of sight.Episode 3 Stolas was written so poorly that even me, the resident stupid bird lover Stolas defender can't defend it.
>>85914648>LMAOOOO CHEATING ON SOMEONE IS OKAY Really, meat? Genuinely kill yourself
what is he angy at?
>>85914355>>85914304>>85914573CLOACA CONFIRMED I REPEAT WE HAVE A BIRDCUNT CONFIRMATION
>>85914661he cheats on the deer and has a harem and is a slut IRL, what were you expecting from our resident literal faggot?
>>85914648>if he actually has to change and win Stolas backHe fucking did that though and now he's being punished for it by Stolas. Blitzo doesn't owe him shit at this point.
>>85914669>stolas has a pussystolas is a pooner? what's the timestamp?
I hope Stolitz is broken up by the end of this show and stays that way.
>>85914667Women's rights. He wishes to end them.
>>85914669Ew>>85914671Of course, why am I surprised. Not a good look for leftists that the resident leftist is all in favor of cheating on your partners.
>>85914683>pooner...Are you not aware of bird anatomy?
i am so bad at keeping up with merch i am poor
>>85914602God could you please be less of a massive disgusting faggot-enabling nigger? You fucking retarded commie slime, I should shove my fucking NatSoc cock in your fucking throat and beat your head in you nigger cunt. Choke on Dirlewagner's rancid cock in hell you disgusting red trash
>Meat unironically proving the stereotype that gay men are all rancid whores and see nothing wrong with it
>the nazzi rpers are backyawn honk shoo honk shoo>>85914713he also had sex with a troony on hrt
>>85914661What makes you think they're in a relationship? Was there a scene where they went "I am yours and you are mine?" NoStolas gave up his powers, his home, his reputation and even his kid (who was confirmed in the short to still be a retard who resents him) to save Blitz because he had affectionThis isn't a justification of cheating as much as "why the fuck should Blitzo be rewarded" when the closest we have seen him come to actually giving a serious fuck about Stolas is two shots in the whole show (When he sees that Stolas can get hurt at the hospital and after Blitzo hears him sing in apology tour)Blitzo IS a selfish, abusive piece of shit to everyone around him and he's been slowly getting better, but he's not close to the point where he deserves the failtwinkBlitzo has to actually transform into someone who takes that relationship seriously beyond doing ONE (1) nice thing of his own volition>>85914707No one wants to play with your mongrel clitty
>>85914707This. Meat needs to be chased out of this general already.
>>85914620>There is no perfect gay, you're goycattle>Let me defend genuinely abhorrent content that makes gays look horribleThere is something really funny about Meat picking the worst possible opinion to have every single time
>>85914713Meat is a tranny lover, everything he says is invalid
its cute!
>>85914727I mean this with all sincerity, I genuinely hope Meat picks up a horrid STD that slowly and painfully kills him. Holy shit, what a wretched human.
>>85914724Kill yourself, faggot
>>85914743>Is gay>Hates men>Loves troonsgrim stuff
>>85914669ewwww is that a fucking slit?>>85914689wtf but he would never
>>85914669>>85914770Stop watching the show on shit ass streams pooranon.Its down feathers that are his pubic hair.>>85914683Stolas Has a penis.Alastor has a Tail.The end.
monkeykid abelsis?
>>85914727Straights do the same thing in countless pieces of mediaA character has baggage and is then justified for being a piece of shit to everyone all the time and then gets the girl/guyIt's timelessI just want content where it shows that you being hurt doesn't not mean you can just hurt others and then have it still work in your favorSorry that a bacterium like you can't process it
>>85914724>giving up your already neglected child you neglect in favor of lusting after a lower class being you regularly belittle and fetishize is somehow....nobleMeat, you're a goddamn leftoid, how the FUCK are you blind to the fucked power dynamic Stolas and Blitzo have?! Stolas has ALL the power and force against Blitzo. Also Stolas ditching his daughter for sex is evil
>>85914782That looks like a cloaca
i miss them
>>85914793Nah, you're proving that all faggots are cheating whores who see nothing wrong with what they're doing.
>>85914727I fucking hate Stolas but I don't think it's a bad thing to portray gay characters as fucked up and flawed.
>>85914796>Stolas has ALL the power and force against BlitzoNot since last season?
>>85914683Episode 3, around the 13:28 mark
>>85914814And as soon as they're equals, Stolas cheats! Funny that.Also, doesn't help that the entire relationship was built on a foundation of Stolas exploiting a low class citizen for sex. You are full of shit for not seeing anything wrong with that while supposedly being a leftist.
why is this a debate? i'm pretty sure blitzo has talked about stolas's cloaca a few times
I HATE STOLASSTOLAS IS A NIGGERI HATE STOLASSTOLAS IS A NIGGERI HATE STOLASSTOLAS IS A NIGGERI HATE STOLASSTOLAS IS A NIGGER
>>85914844He literally mentions that he has a bird puss in one of the new episodes. People can still draw him with a penis but canonically he's got a cloaca
>>85914793Your Letterboxd faggotry isn't gonna get you over, pal, your shit stinks and nobody likes it outside of those you've groomed
>>85914839Don't forget that Loona was also the one that encouraged him to do soInteresting detail thatNot like she'd know that Blitzo is some horndog who we know drops his pants for cock multiple times throughout the series or anything or that sex in HELL is treated a lot more casually in general
>>85914793>He wasn’t there when Mako was universally shit on by 4chan, tumblr and every fan space alike at the end of season 1 of Korra for what he did to AsamiNobody likes cheaters that are portrayed in a good light or face no consequences this has nothing to do with gay or straight.
>>85914866i find it funny loona is the most hell-religion aligned trying to make everyone indulge in their ring's type of sin
>>85914866Loona asks Stolas if her and her dad are a thing, he says no, she then tells him about the hookup apps. She was under the impression that they were not a thing at all.
>>85914793>>85914814I hope you get doxxed for real, meat. No one wants you and your consistently shitty opinions here anymore. You contribute nothing
>Loves Lucifer >Loves StolasFor a commie Meat really loves bourgeois assholes who abuse their power and don’t give a shit if the lower class suffer.
>>85914863I don't want to build a hugbox I want to discuss media I like and harvest cool fucking drawings>>85914877Mako?>>85914883>>85914888HMMMMMMM
>>85914888>Loona routinely abuses Blitz>Knows Blitz likes Stolas>Pushes for Stolas to fuck other guys while living thereWack
>>85914903The fuck you mean "hmmmm", faggot?
Please no racism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia , classism, and prejudice in this thread. Thank you. Bigots are not welcome. This is a safe space.
>>85914895Oh don't get me wrong I kinda hate StolasBut I hate Blitzo a lot moreAnd narratively I find it MUCH more interesting if a guy doesn't get rewarded for being an utter shithead for multiple seasons of a show just because he's the main character
>>85914903in the start of korra, knorra dates 1 brother and then he cheat on her
>>85914919Kill all trannies
>>85914724>"Blah blah blah justifying my faggot cruelty blah blah blah I'm a stupid faggot nigger"Holy shit say you're a manipulative faggot without saying you're a manipulative faggot. Is this the kind of shit you sell your little groomie woomies in your femboy sissycord you filthy little faggot nigger? Does your mommy know you want to molest jailbait young boys you fucking red cunt?
>>85914866>completely disregards my point about Stolitz being a dysfunctional ship built on an extremely high class being exploiting and fetishizing a low class beingYou're a hypocrite. You hold no real values as long as it's a character you want to fuck. Kill. Yourself.
>>85914466Via abuse
>Watch show taking place in Hell>Get mad when they act like shitty people
>>85914919insane how a show about degeneracy in hell has people like this as its fans
loona is glad stolas left, birds are incontinent and she wants her daddy's dick all to herself
>>85914797>The cloaca (also called the vent) is located on the underside of a bird's body at the base of the tail, usually hidden beneath the tail feathers.That is nowhere near where one would be.>>85914793>I Love him too much to have sex with him.>I dont want to make him an object in that way.>Better go get railed by a dozen demons for a week straight starting literal minutes after he leaves.>But honey it doesn't mean anything!>It is just physical!>After all we aren't REALLY together>Even though I am living in your house.>And then give out your address so people can come and fuck me day and night and you have to come face to face with people who will be fucking me.>It was your fault anyway>So now I have free reign to be a filthy slutThis is the story you want portrayed?>>85914860I hate the cloaca and oppose it till full frontal evidence in the show exists, but even if that were the caseBirds with Cloaca's still can have a Penis, see ducks as an example.>>85914920So why is Stolas being rewarded with being able to do as he pleases without real consequence now?Admit they are both fucked and what stolas did is wrong or admit you just hate blitz as a character regardless of the narrative and are fine with Stolas behavior and out your self as a hedonist with no regard as to how it would make others feel.
>>85914895Meat has no values if it's a character he wants to fuck. Like all gay men, he is an animal with no soul who thinks only with his dick >>85914920>And narratively I find it MUCH more interesting if a guy doesn't get rewarded for being an utter shithead for multiple seasons of a show just because he's the main characterExactly, which is why it would be nice for Stolas to FINALLY suffer some consequences for being an insufferable bag of dicks for the entire show
>>85914922I have a confession to makeI never finished ATLAB as a kid (my life got a LITTLE distracting and also I found other media to get into) and never had an iota of interest in LOK>>85914915I'm just saying that maybe if we appreciate the perspectives stated and discussed by the characters of the show in multiple scenes we might be able to sorta see that things are not in fact cut and dry and there are perceptions and implications beyond the ones you the audience are given and that MAAAAYBE characters might lack context about one another and likewise take actions based on that lack of third party omniscience that we the audience are privy toBesidesWe all know there's only one good couple in the show
>stolas totally doesn't have a cloaca guys, he just h-has a micropenis!not sure if this is the hill you want to be dying on
>>85914970>Meat has no values if it's a character he wants to fuckThis
>>85914970Foid
>>85914964>see ducks as an example(You) SHOULD NOT LOOK UP DUCK PENISES THOUGH
Meat misandrist arc coming in nicely, tubez
>>85914981micropenis is funnier, cloaca just makes it so ALL the birds have disgusting shitpiss holes
>>85914961This
>>85914983He talks a big game, but he's really shown his ass this thread >oh hurr hurr a rich bourgeois fuckhead cheating on his wife, abandoning his daughter, and fetishizing/dehumanizing a lower class citizen before cheating on them is FINE because I want to fuck Stolas and I hate Blitzo because he's ugly!!The narrative adores Stolas and demonizes Blitzo regularly. I don't know what fucking show Meat is watching where he somehow thinks Blitzo STILL has to work harder to "win back" the piece of shit who never suffers consequences for anything he does (no, willingly losing status is not suffering, meat, you dumb faggot).
>>85914933You are an illiterate drooling subhuman golem>>85914934I am okay with toxic charactersI like some characters that are extremely toxicI don't think that you should reward toxicity in a narrative>>85914964>>I Love him too much to have sex with him.>>I dont want to make him an object in that way.Notice how the whole episode Stolas is still trying to probe him for sex in every text and line?Notice how Stolas still sees himself as a degraded deviant and openly calls himself a whore and homewrecker in the song?>>Even though I am living in your house.After againStolas gave up his entire existence to save their assesWhich only MILLIE of all characters really acknowledges>So why is Stolas being rewarded with being able to do as he pleases without real consequence nowI am one thousand percent sure that's not what is happening nor is it what I'm advocating forHe is in his Mr. Self Destruct moment moreso than "Darling I feel like some nasty sex is what's needed even though you historically provided it">>85914970>Exactly, which is why it would be nice for Stolas to FINALLY suffer some consequences for being an insufferable bag of dicks for the entire showSureAs long as Blitzo also faces some consequences
>>85915051>As long as Blitzo also faces some consequencesHe already has. Did Blitzo fucking kill your grandma? Nobody deserves to get cheated on, you fucking scumbag.
>>85915051Blitzo is trying to probe him*Sorry, typo
i think you're all overreacting. the show's not over yet, stolas WILL sink even lower and face the consequences.
>>85915069I hope you're right
>>85915051>He is in his Mr. Self Destruct moment moreso than "Darling I feel like some nasty sex is what's needed even though you historically provided itOh noooooo, poor baby uwuwuwu I feel so bad for him now poor wittle rich boySelf destruction doesn't absolve you from the harm it causes others. And again, you keep dodging my point about Stolitz being a relationship built on a rich powerful man taking advantage of a low class individual.
>>85914770He would. It's his destiny. Women only have rights because Abel got killed by Cain.
Imagine you're a struggling autistic guy self inserting as Blitz and the whole show and fandom dictates you deserve every possible misery because you're traumatized and mildly abrasive, that you deserver no help from anyone around you and that your abusers are all correct
>>85914889Even if he did nothing would happen. I can’t stand him but I don’t care enough to harass anyone outside of this general
>>85915069In a fucking Viv series where he's already been babied to death? Not happening>"when did I ever belittle you?!">can literally go back episodes to see all the times Stolas belittled him>but the show makes it seem like he's correct and never did that The writing of this series is dogshit
>>85915097speaking from experience?
>>85915097if only meat could have a moment of clarity like this
Kill Stolas
>>85915097tl;dr i want to fuck moxxie
>>85915062>He already hasWhere?Because as far as I saw he>still has his crew>is more successful than ever>has his failtwink bf in proximity>still has his adopted daughter and is actually deepening their connectionI mean unless you mean like "John Waters called him a dickhead that one time">>85915085The class fetishism angle is ick sureBut Blitzo also used Stolas exclusively to make himself money for the entirety of S1 and couldn't even believe that Stolas could have feelings for him that were authentic whatsoever throughout S2 because of that exact class-race angle[Which is why I hope that one of the following episodes has either Stolas or Blitzo or both talking to Fizz/Asmodeus and basically going "How do you make it work?"]>>85915097>mildly abrasiveYou really are autistic
Post Dirty Bird redraws.
>>85915051>You are an illiterate drooling subhuman golemYou think I'm gonna take you fucking seriously you red fuckin nigger ass faggot boy? Do you think I'm a fucking retarded nigger faggot like you? Why would I waste a fifth of a tenth of my fucking brain power arguing with you about why someone 'actually heckin' deserves!!!!' to get cheated on like the diets of fat fucking retarded faggot cunts like you. Suck start a shotgun you unthinkingly faggot-brained disgusting cuntboy bitch. Suck shit from Pol Pot's ass in hell you nigger loving cunt.
>>85915132why is it always bdsm? does viv not know any other male kinks?
>>85915132>fad to jump on for popularity>forced to watch episode to do thisi refuse
>>85915097Meat is a raging hypocrite >bawwww we gotta stop hating troons and minorities and band together guys!!>but it's okay to hate them if they're flawed and I don't find them sexually attractive>also I slobber over rich asshole holeHe's the same type of "leftist" as Grimes. He larps as it, but would happily abandon all of his ideals and jump on rich bourgeois dick if it was hot enough
>>85915051That you side with an upper class twit who used his privilege in life to coerce someone in the lower class into being his fucktoy shows you never held any real hatred for the class system and are a big larper. You stand on nothing outside of what makes your dick hard
>>85915144You want them to piss on each other?
>>85915109Nah, I'm just a gay who actually loves guys and have seen it firsthand irl. Men face abuse & mercilessness all the time regarding mental health and people like Meat are part of why the suicide rate will remain as high as it is. The answer is to both not be a pushover but also not let them die because they bite you once
>>85915162yes?
>>85915132My basement...>>85915136You could burn out your entire brain and wouldn't be able to interpret the words before you>>85915144And it's always likeNot really BDSM?It's a lib hipster version of it that isn't filled with the fluids, the real degradation and is kink in the same way 50 shades of gray was kink>>85915155I hate trannies?No...I am...Nazbol...
>>85915155it's a show and theyre imaginary characters, it's not that deep
>>85915131>But Blitzo also used Stolas exclusivelyA poor vulnerable person using his sexuality as a means of getting even a crumb of power to keep their job going is evil now? Do you blame the victims who are coerced into sleeping with their landlords now? You are so full of shit
>>85915131>a lower class man taking advantage of a rich asshole who sits on his ass all day is badCan you stop larping Marxism every thread now since you’ve shown you really don’t believe in any of it
>>85915131Criminy, you really are too far gone
>>85915146You don't need to watch a shitty episode to draw hot twinks in bondage
I have a mpreg kink
>>85915131>Meat thinks it's wrong for a black slave to seduce and take advantage of their slave ownerOkay.>>85915180Kill yourself, meat
>>85915195These characters aren't real
>>85915189>hot >twinksfor once, i hope keno ruins this meme
>>85915205Be consistent with your ideals that you larp about and ruin threads over, Meat.
I wish aids existed in hell so stolas could get it
>>85915214I'm not Meat
Am bored: Confess thy sins
>>85915227I'm convinced many of the anons in this thread are underage
>>85915181Blitzo didn't even need the grimoireWe learned this in the showThere are other ways to go into the human worldThere are even other jobs he could doBut playing with someone's sex and emotions and then rejecting those emotions?I think it's a little fucked up>>85915184Guess I believe that the Iron Heel should win actuallyInfinite plutocracy>>85915186Striker is another victim of the lib "create someone with a critique then turn them into an idiot caricature"
>Meat running defense for the sad rich king and shitting on the much more vulnerable person for...being meanlmaooooooo
>>85915227I fapped to Dirty Bird
>>85915247You bounce on it sensationally and Blitzo hasn't suffered enough for the way he treats even everyone OUTSIDE of stolas
>>85915227I regularly jack off to screencapped hornyposts about my favorite characters
>>85915144It's her fetish
The show is fake and gayStolas has a big dick and fucks Loona every night, then gets fucked by Blitz after and they all live in a happy family.>Notice how the whole episode Stolas is still trying to probe him for sex in every text and line?Stolas NEVER ONCE texts Blitz in the entire episode. >>85914782 This image is Memories. FROM A YEAR AGO. Blitz is looking at old pictures sent to him.THIS image you see attached is not sent to Blitz. The room is clearly in the background of the image and is obviously not the australian fucking outback. This was Stolas texting the dragon demon man seen immediately after.So no he isn't taunting and teasing blitz into or with sex.He isn't thinking about Blitz at all, while Blitz is suffering doing what he cant to try to make Stolas feel even slightly better. And he is doing so by trying to show interest and care in Stolas' hobbies. He wants to be better for Stolas, and is trying really hard to change. But instead he gets this in return.You are not subjectively wrong in this. You are objectively wrong, backed by clear evidence that is not an implication, but actual imagery from the show itself.>>85915131Blitz lost his family, nearly killed his best friend. Suffered for over 20 years with nearly everyone in his life hating him, created a shell that would help him cope that caused him to ruin ever relationship in his life and when he finally stops being an asshole tries to have self actualization after watching Stolas with another Man BEFORE this during apology tour, and tries to give him his time, he is rewarded with the ntr chair with no apology and not even the attempt to have a real conversation before being fucked by bara shark.Is blitz perfect. Nope. Not at all. Is he trying to make himself and things for people around him better? Yes.Is Stolas Perfect. Nope. Is he trying to make himself and things for people around him better? No.Fuck what stolas did and fuck you for implying it is ok.
>>85915288Honestly? Based
>>85915242>that broke prostitute didn't NEED to sleep with and steal from that rich fuck, fucking bitch should've just gotten a job!>she didn't NEED to sleep with her landlord who coerced her in order to keep her apartment, dumb whore should've just moved!>remember, victims HAVE to be perfect to win my sympathy!>remember, hurting the feelings of the bourgeois is FAR WORSE than fetishizing the proletariat and putting them in a relationship built on coercing themMeat, you're not a genuine leftist.
>>85915227I actually believe most of what I post but I will lie if it's funny
>>85915270Meat, do you agree it's wrong for a black slave to "take advantage" of their slave owner? By your same logic with Stolitz, you do
Why can't you just admit this is a personal bias and you hate Blitz over your daddy issues or something?
>>85915292>Stolas NEVER ONCE texts Blitz in the entire episode.Turtle emoji>created a shell that would help him cope AgainTrauma does not justify someone being shittyEspecially when it's pointed out to you multiple times by peopleBlitzo is a shitzo and Stolas is a DUMBASS BIRD WITH A PUSSY>>85915303>>85915311You guys gotta stop writing your kink fantasies at me>>85915313Because my dad was the only positive person in my life growing up?
>>85915313Because he's an insufferable faggot. All that crying over Palestine, meanwhile he'd find it evil if a Palestinian man, I dunno, slept his way to freedom by taking advantage of an Israeli ruler because said Palestinian was an asshole.
>>85915292>Stolas has a big dick and fucks Loona every night, then gets fucked by Blitz after and they all live in a happy family.But who will fuck Stella?
>>85915292This, Stolas and Blitzo are both not good people but Stolas fucked up massively and is in the wrong here. Blitzo has every single right to be upset.
>>85915331>You guys gotta stop writing your kink fantasies at meThat is the same reasoning you apply to Blitzo. You are so fucking annoying, just be honest and say you hate him because he's ugly and you have no set ideals at all.
>>85915331>and Stolas is a DUMBASS BIRD WITH A PUSSYWho you think is justified for cheating and feel that Blitzo is in the wrong for.
This nigga so retawded
>>85915335I'd say that it's more productive to talk about what created that economic-social requirement in the first place than moralizing over individual anecdotesYour histrionics are not critique>>85915350I don't think there's a character in either show I find truly uglyExcept for some of the background characters
>>85915337Her dozens of imp servants of course
>>85915292>>85915242Linked the wrong image>>85915331That is episode 1 not 3also>Notice how the whole episode Stolas is still trying to probe him for sex in every text and line?You mean episode 1 where he blows off every one of Blitz's texts? actively sighs and laments that Blitz cant take the hint that he doesn't want to talk to himIs that the episode you are referring to?
>>85915337Who else?
>>85915227i want octavia to become corrupted by her mother and for them to have incestuous heinous sex
Meat offers nothing but arguing and his art is shitHow do we remove him from these threads?
>>85915376How do you tear down the meat wall?
>>85915337me
>>85915369Basado
>>85915368And I'd say you're a hypocrite for running defense for the equivalent of an evil monarch who cheats on his wife, abandons his daughter, and fetishizes poor people because the equivalent of a black person was mean to him
I miss Millie, I wonder why she left
Today I realized I'm more of a genuine leftist than Meat lol
>>85915410sadly she has a life more than the rest of us
I have no idea if I'm a chud or not
>>85915368I don't know how you can justify the rich asshole giving away Blitzo's address and cheating on him. You see nothing wrong with it because you enjoy victim blaming.
>>85915370YesThe episode where Blitz again doesn't respect the emotions Stolas had already communicated to him prior to him leaving for the mission AND in the end of the prior seasonBut Blitz is still in the "I wanna have fun and also not be serious" phase while lamenting that someone else should want to also maybe not be serious and get some mindless releaseI would like for him to grow as a character before the inevitable family he forms with Stolas-Loona-Octavia that we know is gonna happen in the show>>85915376You can't And even if you could I'm the prion inside youI could come back at any time>>85915402The abandoned his daughter thing is always funny to me because he is shown time and time again having been the only parent who showed an interest in anything Octavia was doing, tried to arrange a trip for her and even desperately tried to find her when she slipped outAnd then not taking into account the hyper toxic situation at home with his also-whore also-abused breedingstock royal wifePlus we all know that Blitzo is a road gypsy, not black
>>85915437>Blitz again doesn't respect the emotions Stolas had already communicated to him prior to him leaving for the mission AND in the end of the prior seasonstolas is a shitty leech and it's a good thing he FINALLY left, he should of done it from the beginning instead of toying around with Blitzo hobo stolas getting HOUNDED when?
people itt too autistic to stop trying to be judge jury and executioner of a fictional messy relationshipthis the kinda fiction that they treat as reality
I am the biggest Stolas mark this side of Hell.But cannot defend the story decisions made in the episode. And think it is character assassination and it upsets me greatly.>>85915410Probably due to uncompromising arguments where nobody can concede any points about story or characters. See what is happening right now with Meat.I used to appreciate you in the thread Meat, but I cannot understand you're obsession with tearing down Blitz and giving Stolas all the leeway in the world.They are both fucked up people.But being a person who made a mistake, and is actively trying to make things better does not allow you as a partner to cash in on a mistake and fuck the whole neighborhood.>>85915437But Blitz is still in the "I wanna have fun and also not be serious" phase while lamenting that someone else should want to also maybe not be serious and get some mindless releaseI would like for him to grow as a character before the inevitable family he forms with Stolas-Loona-Octavia that we know is gonna happen in the showThe entire episode is Blitz spilling his spaghetti because he is unsure of how to communicate his actual love for Stolas.Even Millie can see it and relates it to Stolas.>Stolas' Response?Fuck everything with a dick in a 10 mile radius.
>>85914782Give me big Stolas benis right now
>>85915431And what about how Stolas is being accosted every time he goes outside because he stuck his neck out for Blitzo? People trying to actively injure or even kill him on the streets?That's not as bad as I guess sometimes maybe a guy showing up to hookup with someone living in your place on an app.They don't even know it's "blitzo's place"They know "hey this is where that whore is at"Like THAT specifically triggering people is proof to me you people don't fuck
stolas has no penis and just a gaping hole from that time he laid octavia's egg
>>85915474>Like THAT specifically triggering people is proof to me you people don't fuckthey're in a tizzy because you're a gay slut with no morals silly
>>85914466Me clapping her just off screen.
>>85915466>>Stolas' Response?"I don't know if I can be the kind of guy Blitz could be happy with. I'm miserable and thinking about all the shit I gave up and threw away for this fat red cock [don't forget the one bit even in Mastermind where he asks himself why the fuck he's doing this] I don't even know if I want the relationship." is a lot closer to what he actually said in the episode>>85915493They never DARED open grindr
I said months ago Meat has no genuine beliefs and only repeats whatever the leftist twitter circlejerk is saying. He does not care about individual suffering he only cares about being able to fellate his own ego for thinking he is a revolutionary while he sits on his computer and does nothing to change the state of the world.
>>85915512That's all leftists
>>85915510i think more of the issue is permission. stolas lets a stranger into blitzo's apartment when it's hell and most people are dangerous.wouldn't it be awful if one of those random hookups ended up in a robbery/kidnapipng instead? blitzo has more enemies than stolas and if someone wanted to find a weak point that'd be how but yanno shitty writing
>>85915337Peryton or Abner.
>>85915472Ok>>85915478False
>>85915472>>85915537
>>85915474You have no set values. Continue being a prime example of why nobody likes faggots.
>>85915512You were entirely correct
>>85915512You lamenting individual suffering while dismissing the people you don't like is really funnyStolas' suffering doesn't count because of his position, of course, in your mindYou don't care about individual or wider suffering and just want to not be personally offended and annoyedBecause you're a pillow princess>>85915535Now you're just devising scenarios outside the given scope of what we've seen in the show rather than engaging what's on the screen>>85915544I have very concrete valuesYou just don't understand them
>>85915472>>85915543
>>85915548>Now you're just devising scenarios outside the given scope of what we've seen in the show rather than engaging what's on the screenvivziepop should hire me
>>85915537>>85915543>>85915560Is this what it means to get into a good book?
>>85915462Best post itt
>>85915562You can write HB if I can write HH
>>85915472>>85915560
>>85915560>>85915543DON'T DO THAT TO BOOKS WTF
>>85915510Cheating is an awful thing to do to someone and isn't justified. Stolas has done this twice now.
Why are we being mean to Meat? I like Meat.
>>85915574Blitz vs Stolas cheating is now coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb
>Pery posting Shitlas againWish he'd actually left
>>85915583I want that deer's meat.
>>85915583Because he's a genuinely awful person. Stop white knighting him, nuggs
do you think he remembers dressing up with her when he's being slutty? does he wish she could be here with him to also get reamed?
>>85915597Nuggs absolutely does not like Meat in any way shape or form
>>85915603Hideous art.
>>85915574BlitzoIsAChronicCheaterAndAbuserThis is the first time in the entire history of the franchise where he has been on the receiving end of it and now it's "oh no my heckin smol bean imp"At least we got more of Everyone's Favorite Character™
>>85915607>being this newNuggs loves Meat, retard, it's because he draws deer. Nuggs is constantly defending his worthless ass.
I like meat as long as it's the type that is cooked on a grill
>>85915619>Chronic>Cheaterwhen did he cheat? he's just a lousy fuck and dumps people constantly
>>85915621Have you actually had a conversation with him in any way shape or form?
>>85915619I don't even like Blitzo. Stolas is still easily and measurably worse and made worse by the fact that the show loves him and constantly frames him as not being wrong. But keep defending the high class monarch with all the power in the relationship.
>>85915597How is he an awful person? All I'm seeing is him not being mad about the cheating Stolas episode?
>>85915619>Blinded by biases awardI thought you were a movie fag
>>85915635Who even are you?>>85915641>tranny lover detected
>>85915635spooder floof sexo
remember to love your local content fagsMEAT is rarely a content fag
>>85915656His Alastor art is also ugly
>>85915652Yuh mudda'
>Meat being a useless fagnigger stirring shit up againMeat I swear on my dog’s life I will beat your ass into submission whether it be through posts or a fist fight. If you’re constantly being told you’re a delusional faggot to the point an entire general hates your living guts, you should probably reassess things. I smoke your STD riddled ass any day of the week.Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to fight on behalf of Fairfax Industries.
>>85915633Did you not watch Apology tour?He has a double digit bodycount of people he fucked around with and ruined so badly that they developed a psychosis around coming together in their united hatred of him>>85915650My bias is mathematical in this case>>85915656Want me to doodleh?
>>85915664Now we're just lying.
>>85915641>cheating is okay>defending the rich is good now>constantly burns down threads with his retarded politics>defends troons and child molesters >defended RAtranny despite her being a pedo
The entire show has been Blitzo abuse, are we serious?
>>85915687No we're not, his Alastor is fucking hideous. He can't capture his likeness at all.
>>85915688wait until you find out what viv drew
>>85915679>apology tourIt's been a long time buddy. Did they say he cheated in it? Having a high body count doesn't mean he's a cheater.
>>85915689It's not enough for Meat apparently, the poor nigger class demon deserves to suffer worse at the hands of the bourgeois according to him
Meat drew a shit ton of Alastor so he'll forever be my GOAT.
>>85915700I stopped watching her shitty shows ages ago, troon lover
>>85915704>Taking a Verosika party on it's face and believing everyone is there for it's purpose, because surely nobody would just show up to a Verosika party?Are we serious?
beans ...
>>85915714Meat samefagging on two devices don’t bother screenshotting.
>>85915714Genuinely all of his Alastor art is ugly and worthless considering how much amazing art deer gets on the regular. I haven't saved a single piece of his.
>>85915727Wrong reply, rip-a-dick
>>85915704YesIf I remember right Verosika even brings up how it's one of the very first things he does when he feels the other person might start to be getting attachedYou can argue >muh traumabut you can't reap the rewards without consequenceIf we admit that the traumas actually are ENTIRELY to blame for his negative character traits and nothing is his own decision then we must ALSO accept that he will have to grow past that trauma and stop having these negative traits in order to grow his relationship with other characters (this is why Clive Barker is based)>>85915718lmao
>>85915714If meat drew a character who never gets art I'd probably think this, but Alastor gets new art daily and they all mog the shit out of his slop
>>85915714this reminds me of those creepy cosplayers that wear anime girl masks on top of their fatass bodies and pretend to be cute
>>85915745I find it embarrassing that you've been drawing Alastor for so long yet can't get him right for shit.
>>85915745Stop pretending this show has nuance, retarded goycattle slave. And stop samefagging, it makes you look as pathetic as you really are.
>>85915745Blitzo dumped her, he didn't cheat on her. you're just making up the cheating part
>>85915745>ALSO accept that he will have to grow past that trauma and stop having these negative traits in order to grow his relationship with other charactersThat's why he needs fucking support structures LIKE Stolas. You're supposed to work with the people to both get better, not go out cheating. Couples work together when there is struggle, what are we even doing here. Has the city rot killed you? Cheating on a break means it's over. This is such an unhealthy mindset to have, 'Oh yeah dude just go fix all your shit on your own with no support structure lol, I'll go do the same and then we can come back and pow wow'
>meat drawing deer weightgain>meat drew hyper obese gay sexman why do you have to rub shit on your name all the time?
>>85915770Boo hooBoo hoo hoo>>85915771I'm not saying it has nuanceI'm saying it explicitly, in your face has things to say and you're too fucking stupid to catch itI don't need to samefag>>85915783HERBut in the episode she also describes him doing it constantly to other peopleAlso him bending over for chazcock immediatelyAnd StrikerAnd that one incubus
>>85915801This has to be bait
Jesus this place is a shithole. Have you guys been doing anything since I left, drawing your favorites, drawing fankids, talking about the shows, or have you just been bleeding out people by being vicious little cunts like ITT for a year?This is fucking sad.
>>85915801>Also him bending over for chazcock immediately>And Striker>And that one incubushim and stolas aren't in a relationship, remember? the whole point of the show is for them to actually date
>>85914496Then Cain would’ve loved her
>>85915794>That's why he needs fucking support structures LIKE StolasSo even if someone maybe has hangups about a relationship they have to torture themselves in the hope you might possibly get better?Even after explicitly going "maybe I don't want a relationship with them"?This is like some BL writing for real>>85915809No I think this show is dumb writing but I think people are more stupidBecause the creator can have a character turn to the screen and go "I am X" or "I did Y because of Z" and the audiences will still find a way to be like "I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED IT MAKES NO SENSE"Many such cases!>>85915820>him and stolas aren't in a relationship, remember?So why are you upset about Stolas getting his pussy blown out?
I don't think Meat is human or actually cares about anything desu. Pery showing upset over the state of the series showed a sign of humanity, it was a moment of vulnerability. Meat doesn't give a single shit about the state of the series at all. He doesn't give a shit when people hate him or criticize him. He doesn't give a shit about upsetting others. There's no soul or humanity there at all.
I love men
Do you guys like Swain's helluva comics? I think the Loona one is good.
>>85915818Kill yourself, meat
stolas is shit and i am so glad my hatred has been vindicated.
>>85915835I have talked time and time again about the things I dislike and like about both shows and what either horrified me, angered me or I found neatYou are the automatonFed algorithmically
>>85915801I am well aware of what the show is trying to say, and it’s retarded. Get your head out of your gaping dripping ass for once and actually take a look around. Literally everything you’ve said up to this point is not only wrong, but laughably delusional and lacking any sense of self awareness.For a guy who claims to hate the bourgeois, you sure do seem to gobble them down your throat a lot. As long as it’s vivslop, right?
>>85915801>Boo hoo>Boo hoo hooEmbarrassing that even Keno's pead deer is somehow cuter than any of the ugly pieces of shit deer you've shat out
>>85915856Not one of the retards dogpilling you for retarded goyish reasons, can you tell me where you're finding all this penis? It's good art.
>>85915856bro not everyone reads your niggardly blogposts 24/7
>>85915856You talk about them in a completely detached, clinical manner. I truly believe you don't have a soul.
>>85915832>torture themselvesYou mean try to make a relationship work? One where success isn't even that far out of reach? Working around all those retarded poor zoomers has shredded your brain, that or the poppers. Nobody wants to work on relationships anymore, they're so scared of the 20's
>>85915818>>85915876Meat the more you samefag the worse it’s gonna get for you.
The Millie episode was cute
>>85915510>>85915510And while they both have issues communicating, rather than talk to blitz, he decides to take the phrase "go do something for yourself I want you to smile when im back," as fuck the neighborhood.>>85915587>"I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.">>85915583>>85915597>>85915607>>85915621That isn't even the real nuggs.>>85915619>remember that time Blitz cheated.You mean the 1 time we have seen it since he got with Stolas, the person who changed his whole perspective on what a relationship could be?I do.Chaz.Which he used as a means to distract him and discover an entire plot to harm his friends.Or how about that time he flirted with Striker, as a means to stop him from hurting his friends by distracting him.>>85915704I don't think that Blitz is ever described as a cheater in the episode.He just leaves people.When a relationship gets too close or personal he cowards out because he is afraid of real attachments. He doesn't sleep around on people.Since the show started Blitz has had sex with 1 person outside of Stolas.Since the show started Stolas has had sex with 3 persons outside of Blitz, and possibly up to 5 if you include the Succubus at the party (if that happened) and the shark at the end of episode 3 (if that does happen).So far Stolas has cheated more since the relationship started than blitz has.>they aren't in a relationship when he cheated thoIf that is the case, then tell blitz. Don't hide behind"In my heart want nothing more than to start over, but I can't like this." Refuse to talk any further and then fuck everyone.It's deplorable.>Demon show bro they are bad peoplethen viv needs to stop pretending to write relationship drama and write porn
>>85915896I think you might be a stupid little schizonigger if you think I'm Meat.
>>85915903this is why we have to bully meat every time he appears
>>85915909All concern trolling and Meat defending is samefagging until proven otherwise. So, stop samefagging, Meat.
>>85915902The Millie episode was great.>Keeping the baby>Moxxie is happy>got more ChazMy only complaint is it seemed a bit bloated. Like the writers don't know what to do when the episodes are now full length so the flashback sequence lasted forever.
>>85915903Based Pery outmogging the degenerate pro-cheating faggot with actual canon facts of the show.>He just leaves people.>When a relationship gets too close or personal he cowards out because he is afraid of real attachments. He doesn't sleep around on peopleGood thing Stolas just validated that fear of getting fucked over the moment he shows vulnerability by doing exactly that. But of course Meat set this entire argument by being retarded about this post >>85914507 pointing that out
>>85915856No one would miss you if you left this place forever, dickhead
Adding the additions to the Cat Demon Chick, and I've realized something. She ain't got no name.Anons. Suggestions?
meat go buy more self insert fagshit so you can post original content to the thread again
>>85915962Do you have updated art of her now?I saw her in the leotard is that the most current version of her?What are her character traits?If I knew more about her I could help name her.
>>85915962Sexo
>>85915985nips keeping the real soul of the shows alive.
>>85915009I am ok with cloacas
>>85915866>I am well aware of what the show is trying to sayClearly fucking not lmao>>85915876I put the source in the filename>>85915884>You mean try to make a relationship workAnon I'm gonna hold your balls when I say thisNot everyone wants to be in a relationshipAnd no one should stay in a relationship if it's agony to be in the relationship just because breaking it up might make the other person sad and I think that this is a major reason why there are entire generations of people who are fucked upIf Stolitz doesn't happen, and it's handled in a way that shows the toxicity of one party and the pain of the other fairly, I think that that is GOOD to happen rather than giving us a saccharine "it'll just work out because it needs to" thing>>85915903I think Blitz needs to grow before he gets his Stolas cookie
>>85915976Well in life she was a Fitness YouTuber from Texas who had the stardom go to her head and eventually died outside a fitness club from an overdose of Fentanyl and Super-Weed. She was Catholic, I'd say Hispanic-American, straight, and owned a Vespa. I'd say she owned one cat whom she adored, because her natural autistic nature pushed guys away.>>85915986Funny but no
>>85916004>“Whoring yourself out and sabotaging your relationships is good, actually! It’s self-discovery!”Bullshit semantics is what it is, taking it in the ass is taking it in the ass. All while doing nothing but hurting the people that care about him. This is the correct observation, and anyone saying otherwise is a shitposter. Like you.
Can some of the Lilith guys show up and post pics? Anything? This is kinda sucky.
Giving her Thigh High boots.
I would probably lose my shit if like Fizzmodeus were to suddenly be like "Fizzarolli has dropped Asmodeus for fat sinner cocks after an argument" but Stolas using a hookup app is not blowing my mind as some grand shock>>85916055Your lovense is literally activated right now
>>85916071>projecting this hard over his sexual degeneracyI accept your concession. GGWP.
>>85916071>but Stolas using a hookup app is not blowing my mind as some grand shockBecause you love the bourgeois and victim blaming. You've already been proven wrong about your assertions about Blitzo by Pery yet still dig your heels in.
>>85916071Can you give me your genuine thoughts as to what you think Blitzo should do? What would be your grand master plan for having him fix his trauma and mental health? Especially if he's suddenly not allowed to lean on anyone close to him for support. I feel like trying to say you shouldn't look to people close to you for help is a nuclear level awful take
Sex with octavia
Some edits so far.Lemme know.
>>85916004>I think Blitz needs to grow before he gets his Stolas cookieI think Stolas needs to learn to stop acting on spur of the moment impulses. He isn't royalty anymore and he won't have everyone scrambling to agree with him. He is a plebian now. His actions will have consequences. Fucking the entire town in front of the one person in town who still sees you as a person instead of how the rest of Hell sees him.>High Class Goetia see him as a failure who deserves to be punished>Imps See him as an ex royal who they can spit on and finally hold accountable for all the hardships that the hierarchy has forced them to endure>And to others he now a Sex object to be usedMaybe don't piss off the one person who cares about you, and who you ostensibly care about yourself.>>85916071>My ship is beautiful and shouldn't be touched>Yours is toxic and they deserve to be miserable.You are going to have to try harder than that.>>85916024Maria was a good name in life.Everyone we have seen in life has had a name that started with the same letter as their name on earth.>Pendleton = Pentious>Anthony = Angel Dust>Vincent = Vox>Alastor = AlastorSo maybe her sinner name starts with a M.Im just giving ideas.>>85916108She has a sort of flat face, is it supposed to be like a Persian cat?
This thread needs more incest.
>>85916130k
alastor fortnite shoes real
>>85916135Based, I'm glad you're still here.
>>85916150bird sex is a key reason for me to stay hereStolas should be a whore in fanfiction and porn, but not in the show.Simple as.
>>85916169Sadly I have no birds, I should remedy that.
Sorry incestfags, but none of the male birds have dicksStella can only be satisfied by a human cock
>>85916188>Reminder that Lucifer gave his daughter this look.
>>85916192Patently untrue.Bird men are huge.And Stella is a founding member of a certain society that kidnaps human men to use a sexual objects...>and so was Crimson if i remember right...
>>85916087Such a sweetheart>>85916097I think it's consistent with how the characters have been developed so far in the show both in prior seasons and the three episodes of this season so fare>>85916098>Can you give me your genuine thoughts as to what you think Blitzo should do?Genuinely (in the form of how the episode should be, I'm not exactly a couples' counselor) there should be an episode where now Blitzo has to confront Stolas and try to earnestly put forward a proposal for a serious commitment to a relationship while MM/L/[maybe also Octavia] go on some missionAnd in that solo-time they have to bring up their hangups with one another in a confrontation and show that they're willing to change (just like the song in Millie's episode)>>85916128>>My ship is beautiful and shouldn't be touchedIt's more that there are a lot more explicit supportive and mutual affection scenes between Fizz and Asmodeus showing their loyalty and love for one another and that it would be weird to see them cheat out of nowhereWe have the opposite with StolitzBlitz is a shithead with a huge pile of broken hearts and Stolas is a retard who also has a hyper romantic and underdeveloped view of relationshipsThey both need to have that confrontation and we have to see them come to the START of a serious relationshipThis last episode is genuinely the first time he's gone fully out of his way to do something for Stolas as a focus of an episodeIt may also be because I'm patient and know that what I'm describing is probably what's gonna happen
Luciferfags are genuinely the worst people in the fandom all over the internet. If you like the character you must have some sort of mental defect
>>85916192There is more than one way to have sex with a woman.
>>85916211>Bird men are huge.Yes, they are quite tallDoesnt make them any less dickless, though
>>85916238It's crazy how they're all ontologically evil, meat included.
Deerfags I hope your assholes are prepared because you’re going to Alastor as Blitz and Lucifer as Stolas next season
>>85916246incorrect
>Genuinely (in the form of how the episode should be, I'm not exactly a couples' counselor) there should be an episode where now Blitzo has to confront Stolas and try to earnestly put forward a proposal for a serious commitment to a relationshipThat's pretty much what I've wanted and been arguing about this whole time. Couldn't we have had all of that without the grey cheating part that destroys the series for a good chunk? Like Stolas couldn't have become an erotica writer or something?
>>85916275White Husk is that you? I remember you saying you liked Stolitz in the past.
>>85916260I have accepted that in terms of depth of character and actual development HH is going to be the sloppier of the two>>85916275>Couldn't we have had all of that without the grey cheating part that destroys the series for a good chunk?You will SWALLOW your toxic yaoi
>>85916235>>85916275If stolas had an entire fiction where he wrote out a fantasy of cheating made a call, and was on the cusp of doing so at the end of the episode, then as blitz arrived told the guy to go away as they talked things out this could have been a cake and eat it tooYou could have the gay bdsm stolas orgy scene without the serious irreparable damage it would have to his character. It would allow for more fujo melodrama as Stolas is caught on the cusp of cheating without going through with it, and even allows for them to air out grievances.But no we cant have nice things.
>>85916284I'm pretty much the main person posting Arackniss/Pentious/Chaz/Sevi/WH/Baxter at any time. Says a lot about the state of things how I can kinda avatarfag as so many people because nobody posts them that much>>85916286Bojack again, Viv tried hard realism and picked the one you can't make tolerable. NTR in real will never be enjoyed and can't be accepted by a good chunk. She flew too close to the sun
>>85916270You can post your overexaggerated smut all you want, doesnt change the fact that, canonically and indisputably, they do not have penises
>>85916286>You will SWALLOW your toxic yaoiI hope that Blitz seduces Fizzarolli and you feel what we had to feel.
>>85916299Real romance*
>>85916299I recognized you but I figured you wanted to be anon. I can’t imagine you’re taking the new episode well.
>>85916301>Stella doesn't have a vagina.>She has an opening that is filled with piss and shit at all times and doesn't even open manually unless it is a particular time of the year and even then will not allow entry of objects wider than 2 inches.This is your logic.
>>85916301Still incorrect.>but you get bonus points for posting a funny image regardless.
>>85916315I didnt say females have cloacas, for all we know they could have normal human genitaliaBut males definitely 100% have themSorry, i dont make the rules, viv does
>>85916314I came for gay faggot angst and the monkey's paw curled, now it's BLACKED slop and NTR hell. I should be thankful because it feels like the final tendon is severed with nothing I care about whatsoever remaining, I think the fanon love is gone completely now that everything is politics. We'll see though, time is a weird thing
>>85916302How DARE YOU
Okay which one of you just liked my posts
>>85916326This is incorrect.Stella talks about having to ride Stolas in the show. Stimulation of a cloacal opening leading to insemination could not happen in this manner using standard bird genitalia.So either they all have weird bird parts or they have Dicks and vaginas.>>85916358It is closer than you think. There is a Blitz Fizz episode this season. Keep trying to push the bird and Blitz apart and see what happens when Karma comes knocking.
>>85916350It's not like you can actually avoid the changes either, between HH and HB the canon overtakes all. Every single fanfic will jump from this or acknowledge it, it's a point of no return just like with Brownlastor. The old era is gone for both series now
Look at Lucifer now compared to in season 1 next to a grown woman. If you didn’t know the context of the show you would think that’s a little boy or at least pre-teen boy character. What is Viv’s obsession with taking all the edge away from certain characters and making them into pathetic weenies?
>>85916376Guess they all have birdpussies then
Like i said before, stolas has a very tiny dick
>>85916367I liked your posts because I just came to check these threads and saw the shitstorm, instead of sticking around I figured I'd just go like your art.
>>85916382Holy shit Luci straight up looks like a child now that is not a grown man
>>85916326>>85916384Further consider my proposal.Stella has a Vagina and frequently kidnaps and has sex with human men.In exchangeI get stolas with a big penis being Seduced by Loona.A fair trade Id say.>>85916386Couldn't be more wrong
>>85916376>There is a Blitz Fizz episode this season.What I think will happen is genuinely my point earlier where Fizz/Blizz and Stolas/Ozzy have separate conversations of "how do you make it work?/how do you tell them you love them?"
>>85916390>Grooming victim plugs his earsHoly shit
>>85916395>Loona gave Stolas shitty advice just so him and blitz would break up and she could get him all to herself.Viv would never. But I want it.
>>85916395We see stolas naked multiple times and there's not even an outline of a dick so sorry tiny dick stolas is canon
>>85916394>Holy shit Luci straight up looks like a child nowStop it I can't get hard right now.
>>85916416What if he's caged...
>>85916416>We see Blitz naked multiple times and there's not even an outline of a dick so sorry tiny dick Blitz is canon>We see Vox naked multiple times and there's not even an outline of a dick so sorry tiny dick Vox is canon>We see Asmodeus naked multiple times and there's not even an outline of a dick so sorry tiny dick Asmodeus is canon>We see...Almost like we don't ever see a dick in the show.We haven't even seen nipples in the shows anon... Does that mean nobody has them?Even Valentino's have pasties over them.>No those aren't vox's nipples>They are USB ports.
The deer in my basement
>>85916461>>No those aren't vox's nipples>>They are USB ports.Made me chuckle
>>85916438RAtroon…
Deerfags thoughts on the Alastor fortnite shoes?
Soon...
>>85916488
Did I mention the Fizzarolli episode will have Glitz and Glam.Glitz and Glam are misunderstood and Im sure they could get to know Fizz and have a beautiful relationship without all the hang-ups of having a Controlling Sin who holds a monopoly on Fizz's actual bodyparts...
I will now sleep
>>85916238Objectively true.
>>85916539Stupid tv
>>85916382>>85916394Adam won. Better be dead than suffer this fate. At least he died a man instead of living as pooner bait.
>>85916633Damn. Vaggie actually sucking smelly sinner cocks. The prophecy was true.
>>85916358You fucking deserve it, pro-cheating faggot
>>85916527>Did I mention the Fizzarolli episode will have Glitz and GlamI want to believe...
>>85916689Cute cat
>>85916128>Maria.Hmmm. Maria to Marbea? Mattara? Masamba? Melodia? Things to consider another time.>Flat face.Nah I just couldn't get my mind around giving her a proper cat snout, I drew her round about 9 last night and I was exhausted.
bae
she so oup
Is it safe to say I liked all 3 episodes
>>85917038The Stolitz debacle really hits home that the only good kind of fujo ship is a one-sided one that never has a chance of happening
For now I'll call her Maria. Last name to come later. What should Maria be doing in Hell, besides literally kicking butt?I'ma go to class suggestions are welcomed.
>>85917079That’s the cat lady yeah? I dunno, looking for milk?
>>85917084>Maria looks down.Ha, no. But that is a funny idea.
>>85917065Yes, because I'm the same (much to my surprise). It remains to be seen if I feel the same way after the next block of episodes, but so far I've enjoyed what I've seen, and liked the realistic australian dialogue from australian characters in episode 3.
Quick check in on who will be baking, as I don’t want to steal anyone’s thunder
>>85917204go for it
>>85917305>>85917305>>85917305
>>85914919I am all of these, except homophobic, gays can be degens as long as they don't do pride parades and child grooming etc.
