General for discussion of Human Domestication Guide & related fiction.The CUTEST little ships edition>What is HDG?HDG is a collective kink writing project about the Affini (an advanced precursor civilization from outer space), who aggressively care for every other species in the universe. They have finally turned their glittery eyes on future grimderp hypercapitalist nightmare humanity. Using their natural charisma and various classes of Xenodrugs, they aim to make Florets (d̶o̶c̶i̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ loved and cared for individuals) of us all! But don't worry, they always have everyone's best interests at heart, even if their methods aren't even remotely consensual~>Where can I read it?Read the original story here https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/or check other stories on ROM https://readonlymind.com/search/?q=%23Human_Domestication_Guideor Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Human%20Domestication%20Guide%20-%20GlitchyRobo/worksor the wiki: https://hdg.wiki/Thread having its nasty primitive weapons replaced with cuddler vines for hugging its mothership: desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85828734
Guy who suddenly realizes one day that it doesn't make any sense for him to have an Affini childhood friend, because he's in his thirties and the Affini arrived on Terra like a year ago.
>>85928342he's probably realized that a few times now
>>85928278please post your best HDG pictures
>>85928278mfs naming shit swordfish class when they havent seen a fish in 200 years
>>85928600Swordfish are delicious, so they survived solely in farms on the poles, and latterly in space. YOU'VE never seen a fish bc you are a dirty poorfag.
>>85928342Girl who looks up at her biological affini mother who arrived on terra a year ago and sees no issues.
>>85928278need this with affini craft for scale. maybe one of the ones that's just for little sprouts to have fun in or whatever.
>>85928600we have a long history of naming spaceships after nonexistent animals, like the falcon
>>85928637cute..... need.........
pretty kitties get owners too!
tfw no 'finniplush
>>85929018>>85929046god damn It, please more pictures pleaseee
>>85929642so needy...
How would one implement something like this in Rimworld? Via either mod or species creation/ideology meme? I haven't tried RW modding yet.
>>85929725terran that gets so anxious without their owner that she mods herself into all of their games so that they never feel like she's far apart from them
Fucking firebreak shut down the Antigua's propulsion system yesterday. Watched those poor bastards drift into the nearest star. Got the easy way out, at least they're not florets.
>>85929977Petal, what have I told you about posting your bad dreams on the overnet without warning tags?
>>85929667i am just a (very) dumb floret obssesed with HDG pictures. i collect them and i touch myself thinking how much i want to be the one being held. i need more pictures, is hypnotic...
>>85930024Stop lying to everyone! I'm not dreaming! I can still hear their screams!
>>85930787obvious lie. in space no one can hear you scream
>>85930980Except mistress!
>>85929046All I can think of is how uncomfortable that would be to actually sleep in ... there's a reason beds are shaped the way they are.
>>85931132Bold of you to assume that you won't be remodelled to ensure that you have the comfiest sleep in the cutest-shaped beds
>>85931174Affini once again taking the path of most resistance
>>85931132okay, petal. why don't you give sleeping in this one a try just for one night and if you don't like it you can have a real bed, alright? good girl.
>>85931132I've always wanted to try one of these V-shaped ones>there's a reason beds are shaped the way they are.yea, and one of the reasons is surely economical, do we really know the best bed shape?
>>85931238This is how it starts...
>>85928342Guy who suddenly realizes one day that it doesn't make sense for an Affini to call him daughter because they only arrived on Terra a year ago.>>85930980Xenomorph Affini when?
finding a large suspiciously plantlike egg in your hab
>>85931821what would be a non-suspicious size for an unexpected plant egg
>>85931974ohg i read the words. inthe wrong order
>>85931974>>85931995well a non-suspicious size would be like a chicken egg. That's normal for eggs
>>85932147well how much bigger does it have to be to be suspicious
Wellness check affini who thinks it's cute that you're scared of her and decides to take you home to prove to you there's nothing to be frightened of
floret a little put out about the indie on the bus who called her an 'egoless mind-controlled slave'
>>85932175I guess bigger than a goose egg would be weirdbut this egg is bigger than a football
>>85930133same. I know im worthless and disgusting and nobody will ever hold me again, but at night I can curl up with my blahaj and imagine im with my owner. I like to imagine the awe struck look I would give them and how they would console me when I have bad thoughts. that is what I want more than anything. something to take the thoughts away. this pic is very good. the Terran looks about 10 mins away from breaking>>85931132looks about like those human dog beds. Lots of people have them as their only bed>>85931246I think ur head is supposed to be slightly elevated
>>85930133this is literally how I look when I am hugged and also I go nonverbal and get kinda stressed out
