/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5547>"Autismo" edition--Stories--By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 38)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776By YellowNoteAnon>Bed of Snakes (Ch. 12)https://archiveofourown.org/works/31197068/By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 60)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Down in the Moominvalleyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/94225121By Mattariel>Of Void (Ch. 18)https://archiveofourown.org/works/45532363By ScaryDrPepper>Mistaken Flighthttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93520341By Scan>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 5)https://rentry.co/pigeon-postalBy Anonymous>The Best Route to Osakahttps://rentry.org/ca39pu86By JacklinMauer>The Gambler (Ch. 5)https://archiveofourown.org/works/93883106By AnonymousJimbo>Unlikely Harmony [WIP]https://archiveofourown.org/works/94399746By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>My Roommate Is A Humie (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/88513471By Host_Hu>Exploring Limbo (Ch. 31)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238[ Story Masterbin ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ] :https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]:https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85945546Missed a thread or two?:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
shooting sneps with a dart that makes their tits triple in size
Gay furson or whore daughterfur?
suicide
>>85951235chad fur-in-law
>>85951233>needing a dart when she's all natural
Left or right or both?
>>85951235gay furson i guess
waifrus with insomniapost some i don't have any
>>85951235neither, you retard
>>85951235If the implication is that gay anthros are spared the mental illnesses of irl faggots and aren't by default whores then 100% gay furson.
>>85951268not all boobers are boobed equal
>>85951302i hope they have triple thr mental illness and we can put them away easier
hmofa?
Remember to have safe sex and fucking your Pokemon unless you want to have a lot of eggs.
My daughterfur is a whore for my cock.
>>85951347wrong thread
your honest reaction to this comment?
Smoking hot waifurs.
>>85951393is that a challenge?
>>85951393i doubt that
>>85951393we can only prove it by putting them right against each other
>>85951393Uppercut into pummel followed by a rib stomp.
>>85951393Cut to passionate sex.
>>85951393i call her a chud and parasitically link my beard hairs to her pubes like the wires from akira
>>85951302Fine, gay masculine furson with no faggy traits that makes you proud otherwise or upstanding daughterfur that has too much libido and too little time to commit to a boyfriend
>>85951393This bitch is crazy and bounces between popufur dudes every other week lol
A strange creature.
>>85951393cry and call her a fucking toddler teething mongrel mutt
>>85951404>that trenchcoatwas she streaking before someone decided to correct her?
>>85951393i draw her giving me a footjob
>>85951393Reveal a super polymerization, which allows me to fuse my beard and her pubes! AND nothing can respond to it, making it a pseudo spell speed 4!
>>85951393
porn is shallow and empty
>>85951478What if she pulls out Maneater Bug
>>85951492go back to anthrofoo nigger
>>85951447He could be feminine and I'd still be proud of him, that wasn't my point.And I'd choose the faggot over the slut again, yes.
>>85951393put my beard next to the bush to compare obviously
>>85951469Given she's on top I don't think someone is correcting her. Instead she is having her way with someone.
>>85951404Bratty mutt flasher, needs correction
>>85951492your head is shallow and empty after I punch through it like a mortal kombat character
>>85951492Getting lost in romance stories is unhealthier than watching a moderate amount of not too far gone porn
Here hold thisShe won't bite, she will stare at you though.
>>85951556It's surprisingly heavy, got a good heft to it.
>>85951457very intriguing anatomy
>>85951556Why is she so roundWhy are you overfeeding your expie daughter?
>>85951528you can't rape the willing, and the way that guy's hands are holding onto her thighs he's definitely willing. she probably just found herself a boyfriend.
>>85951539>moderate amounti doubt this guy watching it in ""moderate amount""at least romances makes me feel alive
>>85951253finally found his daughterneed a girl who isn't afraid to hold it in her bare paws
>>85951556Blender time.
>>85951539its only as bad as you allow it to negatively affect your life, he could end up better because of it too
>>85951539i've accepted that i'll never experience it first-hand in real life, so i will glean what enjoyment i can from stories, probably until the day i die (alone)
>>85951496Just say no. And by no I mean monster effect negation.
>>85951253>>85951607kinoimagine the fishing trips
>>85951607WIFE.
>>85951217>Posts AxA because the thread that hates that shit "should" see it and not be "so sensitive">Draws niggered porn for fun>Threatens to draw MORE blacked porn when called out.>Thinks his best character is the fucking horsecock carousel riding red bitch that nobody cares about and isn't even in his story>His story fucking sucks>Threatens spite art constantly>Responds to every shitpost with the tact of a 7 year old>No job>No life>Only continues because getting sucked off by a discord server that only cares about getting personal art of their own OC's mattersI for one think SpaceWhaleWhoreshit is totally an innocent victim and anyone who doesn't like him is le heckin evil one man shitposter army out get him and all other creators!Clearly the retarded (not autistic but actually retarded) mexican nigger lover is #Our_Greatest_Ally
>>85951607she looks like she would enjoy morgan wallen
>>85951588don't be rudeshe likes being round
>>85951654Erm...You Are BaitAlos SamefagThere.I win.>>85951669Also this.
>85951654Trying way too hard
>>85951654Yeah but what is complaining going to do about it
>>85951669most of it is gonna be samefaged anywaydon't bother
>>85951588That's her winter coat, chud.
spacewhale pissed on my fucking wife
>>85951688>replyinghow to fail the test on question #1
>>85951702Get tested
>>85951654You're correct, but this is also unprompted dramaposting.
>>85951669Actually I got you a better one.
>>85951695This. So much this.
Your waifur is using Hardline Pro.
>>85951656she looks like her boyfriend would look like morgan wallen
i bet her pussy tastes like candy and her asshole like literal chocolate.
>>85951743Fuck it,Would
>>85951654While I also hate SWW, please save all metaposting for after the bump limit.
>>85951695You were right.
i looked at her feet before anything else
>>85951702why is the teacher always a deer i thought they were retarded
>>85951556https://youtu.be/XlBCLyMPNrc
>>85951743Now I remember Viva PiniataThe last good game (technically the sequel) Rareware made before the dark times
>>85951656>>85951731Requesting her meeting Morgan Wallen.
>>85951654hey I only intended that to be posted in reponse when he inevitably posted Mallow again at least use my shitpost image correctly dammit
>>85951731Scrungly type creature
>>85951393https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI_fww5pIzo
yeah
I have to admit, it's not my best work.I added too much soft ingredients to the mixture and the result was overmixed, meaning I had to fry it a little before even breading because breading would be impossible otherwise. And I'm not sure I agree with no sauce - I seasoned them plenty: garlic, paprica, dried tomato, salt and pepper - but I think they'd go even better with a sauce. Not tartar tho.At least it was interesting to cook, even if I made way too much.Spinach pie with chicken, carrots and cheese for Azalea with Welsh Christmas Pudding as dessert for someone who's name I suspect starts with an R...
Dudes in here love their black penis drama
>>85951938If you look closely, you can almost see a pussy hiding under there.
>>85951938das a beeg glorpskulls....
>>85951969Black Cookie Drama"
im assembling a team...
>>85951942Looks good, maybe the rice could use more moisture or spices but it's definitely serviceable.Your waifur would probably approve
>>85952035I'm assembling a sandwich
>>85951942That's awesome.>And I'm not sure I agree with no sauce - I seasoned them plenty: garlic, paprica, dried tomato, salt and pepper - but I think they'd go even better with a sauce.I don't blame you, I have a very simple palate.Good luck with your next dishes.
anons, i come to you with very sad news todayour beloved sophie has lost her head
>>85951994many are saying this
Do you take walks with your waifur?
>>85952035Doe-pattern baldness....I hope the other one is okay...
>>85952068I warned her about jumping on the bed baka.
>>85952091no why would i do that
>>85952035
>>85952064>Step 1: Lure a Doe into the forest
Service Digimon
>>85952035NohairelleRubaldyand, of course, Rue who is bald
>>85952068She can't fool meThe moment I pretend to eat her she'll lose composure
>>85952091i hope this two will become recurring characters
>>85952068You can't peek, dummy! That'll spoil the surprise!
Thunder Tits
>>85952068mashallah she will be consumedhotdogsphie when
Ok, I know I shouldn’t acknowledge the shit poster, butt who the fuck is the “horsecock carousel riding red bitch that’s not even in his story”???Did I really break the schizo that much?
>>85952161*tazes your balls*
>>85952177https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SQTgG1y9lE
>>85952177gotta respect the grind if nothing else
>>85952064I swear I saw this on the thumbnail
>this is your waifur's father
>>85952220glad i wasn't the only one
>>85952225>Hey kid.>Wanna delaminate some photographs?
>>85952054Yeah, the order was no sauce plain rice 1v1 final destination.
>>85952220yeah same lol
>>85952109>>85952115Oh yeah, you guys just reminded me;
>>85951584Imagine the brap.
>>85952225Who's my waifur then?
>>85952273People still think these are 3 separate species.
How does one draw consistently?
This is your waifur's dad
>>85952245homophobia cat
>>85952296I dunno
>>85952296you force yourself to for a while, and you eventually get into the habit of it
>>85952296Discipline
>>85952307this is her uncle
>>85952296compare and contrast
>>85952307>"Pfft, those aren't real.">Awoo dad-in-law hangs his head in shame as the fake cig falls to the ground.>No matter how hard he tries he just can't maintain a bad boy image.
>>85952293I mean it's either that or accept that there was a species genetically predisposed to male-pattern baldness without hair.
>>85952321>my PUREBRED daughter ain't marryin' no human BOI>dad we ain't purebred
>>85952338The norwood reaper has been around since the dawn of time
>>85952153I think that it would be a good idea
waifur who only appears when you look up in the clouds
>>85952321>>85952342Saar, Pariah dog also Labrador saar
>>85952296Ask whale, he draws the same face every time.
lol, biggest lossmail on eve online just happened. Displayed it's about $70,000 worth of isk.The character's name reminded me of something Hannah would have chosen is why im posting it.https://zkillboard.com/kill/139212538/
>>85952296Good reference, repetition, experience.
>>85952088the obscene compulsion and need to be between Cate and Skulls in bed....ouuuuuugh.......
>>85952387>EVE olback to the retirement home grandpa
>>85952401Looking at Fuga is a good idea.
>>85952421im still slightly younger than Hannah which makes me far younger than the average eve player. so leave me be.
>>85952412t. jonesy
>>85952115ough
>>85952320repeating my request for a sketch from BEFORE you ink it
Are collies or labradors the white equivalent dog?
Incredibly rare e621 hmofs gem With sound: https://static1.e621.net/data/84/3f/843fa6b5c9e69af440512b83195ad501.mp4
smug prideful instant loss bait
>>85952473is this a wip? the human hasn't been colored or even drawn yet
>>85952490
Trying to actually finish that one request from an anon weeks ago
>>85952490SEXOOOOOOO
>>85952473me the millisecond i see an expiethat's a HUGE expie btw
>>85952490More like instant cute bait.>W-we can hold hands later! Right now we must kill this klorxbeast!
>>85952502>2 waifursdoing it wrong
>>85952507the hell is that creature
>>85952490>>85952503Imagine the Viltrumite mating presses.
>>85952530
>>85952473The speed and sounds are making me giggle at it.
>>85952525I made that remark since the overwhelming majority of her Caturday content (likely from one guy if I had to guess) is her getting the reversal or otherwise having her ego checked.
>>85952473Expie and her human tulpa
>>85952590>>85952549
>>85952596Warms your heart.
>>85952596>that wedding photogoals.....
>>85951404I like this approach to an anthro multiboob happy medium.
>>85952500Its probably just a blank character or a ych or some shit
>>85952673She has multiple nipples. Not multiple boobs.
>>85952035>>85952115Waifurs showing solidarity with their norwooding humanbandos by going bald
Communal purification.
>>85952733Thanks I hate it
>>85952699I know, low iq autist, I'm saying it's a good happy medium between full multiboobs and only two human breasts.
>>85952733Thanks I came
>>85952705cute
>>85952705heartwarming <3
>>85952733hot
>>85952733imagine the smell
Shit dog in the morning
i don't get this meme
>>85951842>use my shitpost image correctlydoublespace moment
>>85952806>furboi hand
>>85952806one rule
>>85952490>Travels the galaxy looking for a mate, worthy of giving her strong cubs
>>85951539yearning is better than gooning categorically, you're just wrong.
>>85952844>>85952856>Expecting an hhg fag to understand hmofa at it's coreNGMIStella Octavia LoonaIf you see these characters the poster is a disingenuous cuck who hates this place.
>>85952911TRVTH NVKE
>>85952470both, canines are ayran coded because most nonwhite cultures dont have dogs as companions. they deny man's best friend the dignity of the title or altogether deny that its a title to begin with. whites also are not the ones in those evil fucking videos abusing dogs, its always asians, nogs, or middle eastern sandy sambo fucks. nuke all those nogs i say.
*long sigh* I’m now on my third dedicated google doc of trying to work out my setting’s power system
>>85952806Shit dog on the toilet.
>>85952961Damn that's crazy, only because of how much I don't care
spooky ghost waifurs....lonely instead of vengeful and petty....
>>85952877>
>>85952975rude. apologize to him
waifur who is your zanpakuto and her shikai is nigger macerator the earth opens into slits and buzz saws come out underneath niggers and slice them up like in battlebots kinda but bigger
https://youtu.be/crOy_92pmSowhats she singing and ill add it to the screen in the background (link not related)
>>85953006No.Blogposting is just more cluttered up worthless shitposting that this general already suffers from.Unironically would take Burzum over these namefag drama obsessed shitposting schizos.
>>85952978yeah but they can possess stuff to make it float around and scare random people which you two can then share a laugh overor at least that's what i would do if my waifur died and miraculously returned as a haunt
>>85952844>>85952856Oh shit, i didnt notice itLemme fix it
>>85952844>>85952856>He doesn't have a personal pair of scheming furboi eunuchs
>>85953123>Still caught three STD's and still know she's a canon knot-riderYou don't fit in bro, I'm sorry. They literally have a thread for this called /hhg/ I'm not trying to be rude just go check it out.
>>85953135i keep my abuse furboi chained to the radiator at all times
>>85953165Real version.
Opinions?
>>85953196Are you a bot?
>>85952296Reference proportions from your old work while focusing on improving the details.
>>85953204This is what Addy's paws look like?
>>85952978Sparky's jumpscare doghouse
>>85953080are you the "I wish we had more story discussion" type or the "the thread should entirely be pornographic reposts of humans fucking anthros" typei assume you won't actually answer but i could be wrong
>>85953247who? Adderall?
>>85953196>Saucenao>Found this image on e621>No child postsYep, can confirm that this is, in fact, the real version and the other isnt even an alt
>>85952961Like magic power? Or sci-fi energy power?Either way, if the main perspective characters don't directly use it, you don't actually have to explain it in detail. That's the excuse I'm using anyway.
>>85953064Country Roads by John Denver.
>>85953260I wish this thread was about hmofa and not>Sfurs>Namefag shit (this is you thinking in terms of story/art discussion because you're a faggot discord cocksucker)>Stupid textposting hypotheticals from said discord fags BTWOr any other dumb shit.Like just post a hmofa pic and tell a fantasy about it why are we acting like this place is some special bastion?Literally cheek to cheek with a BLACKED thread and a Vore thread and niggers want to act like the discord server matters or does anything, actually kill yourself niggerloving discord cocksucker.
>>85953204I would give the big toe pad more of an oval shape, or simply increase the scale in proportion to the rest of her toepads. The pinkie toe's should also be comparatively smaller for the opposite reason. Round out the heel pad.For defining the shape, since this is a simple mockup, the basic line tool would probably be more functional, as long as you don't forget the necessary tapering at the start of the largest metatarsal two joints below the big toe
>>85953175Does anyone know if Lorp is still working on a game/vn project btw?
>>85953335Parasolar yes but not sure about the Lacey one.
Do anthro women support women rights?
>>85953204'ate all foot fagssimple as
>>85953175>Gapedpaw brapping cum out of his destroyed anus
>>85953359Wow, you must've been hungry
>>85953204The new Paw Pop design looks good, choc flavored I bet
>>85953357>that picI never stood a chance
>>85953350Cool, I'd really like to see either or both. I was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed the Lacey vn demo thing
>>85953335Sadly he's barely even got time for video gaming, never mind game devving, so progress on any of them would be very incremental at best. But I do believe he would like to work on at least one of them.I think the commitment and learning bit more into his time than he initially anticipated.
>>85952911>stellaBack off my wife, buddy.
>>85953421stego sexo
>>85953421>>85953431I know you meant to be funny but snootniggers are just as bad.You have your own general for your bad art from your bad game, so pleas just stay there
>>85953415paw seems like he's easily sidetracked
>>85953318>Sfur/niggerposting/cubposting is badyeah i'd hope everyone agreed, what's new>Like just post a hmofa pic and tell a fantasy about itso the latter, ok"I want to fuck/date/marry this fox"yeah buddy we all do, what about itempty drivel all the way down
>>85953455Better than you bitching about space whale or beardo or doublespace or cure or 7oomer for 100 posts.
October 20th...
>>85952466My bad, lemme see what I got on hand….Here’s an abandoned rough gesture piece of Marrow breaking down in Bert’s arms.
Anthro advertisements
>>85953455You are the blight on this general
>it's ILLEGAL to post about a hmofa game in the hmofa thread
>>85952466And here’s a basic Marrow where I intend to show off her various outfits.
>>85953480>Injured?>Good.
>>85953330>>85953204Why them beans looking at me
>>85953372hoopcats need to be bullied (lovingly)
>>85953173>she's a canon knot-riderShe's unironically less of a canon knot-rider than krystal and diane
>>85953502If you don't scan this when it's done I will erase your eyebrows permanently
>>85953434>people posting about a hmofa game are just as bad as people posting about a series with literally no hmofaActually fuck off faggot. If Casualties: Unknown shit (rightfully) gets a pass here than so do Snoot Game and Wani.
>>85953506i've hired these beans to stare at gay people
Have there been any new kobold stories in [CURRENT YEAR]?Please say yes.
>>85953554What beans?
>>85953468>>85953502interdasting thanks whale-san
>>85953529Take them, I’m too lazy to scan stuff, especially since the new phones camera is really good
>>85953561Spare got updated this year
>>85953562frijoles
>>85953590I'll take it. That's the perfect excuse to give myself.
fox...
the one time i join the thread drunk and the whole place is foot fagging
>>85953610puffy...
>>85953335he just made a post about it
>>85953632>operating a computer>"""""drunk"""""shiggy diggy
>>85953561Uhh a very short story for the writing prompt event?https://archiveofourown.org/works/92860841AO3 seems to be shitting itself again, though ($300k+ in fundraising this year, btw)
>>85953632i've always been what i am, you were simply never paying attention
>>85953527Loona is literally more on topic to this thread than sww's characters
>>85953681Why do you keep bringing him up unprompted
>>85953484close the porn tabs
>>85953666Perfect.
>>85953701But how am I supposed to reply to you when I close the thread?
/r/ing /hmofa/ in this specific pose
>>85953723Only works with small waifurs. The carriage pose
>>85953711in awe that anyone actually seriously partakes in any of the soulless goonerslop spammed here. i suppose that's enough of an answer. to each their own.
>>85953610The way part of her tail is drawn makes it look like she’s taking a shit
damn that new bbas animation is hot but man do i hate that you can't post that stuff without drama
>>85953782Oh, you're that guy. Shoulda known.
I love pubes
>>85953800i really wish you didn't point that out
>>85953723Asian clownfur on bamboo stilts fucking her human. How many Asian characters do we have actually?
>>85953801POST A SEA BASS WE'RE GOING FUCKING FISHING ANON REEL IT IN DON'T LET IT GET AWAY REEL REEL REEEEEEEEEEL
>>85953773now draw a big fried egg on her head
>>85953455>>85953782I agree with you fundamentally. I'm just pitching in because you only got negative replies tbqh, but you should know that anyone with a functioning brain let alone creative spirit agrees with you. These people who want this thread to be nothing but one sentence prompts and goon monsters should be lined up against a wall and shot.
>>85953829>Asian clownDid Asia even have a court fool/jester equivalent in the 18th century and prior?
>>85953836>These people who want this thread to be nothing but one sentence prompts and goon monstersNobody wants that
>>85953859Bibisi W
>>85953859black guys with straight hair is always weird to see
>>85953480Cute
>>85953811looks like i might not be
omg good morning anons hai
>>85953859That's a strange design
>>85953859On your knees, bucko. Someone shoulda broke you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a buck I can't chuck with this here long and mighty dingus! I tell ye back in aught-4 I met a real mean one. He had big, air stealing nostrils, monstrous, boot lips, muscles that rippled under his cobalt skin so it’d look like a nest’a snakes as he’d be twisting here and yonder. T’was an older gentleman, the owner d’ye ken?, that had hired me to break this particular buck. Was some half-dozen breakers what had tried and failed! I tracked this this big-assed baboon, by fallerin’ the sounds of his impressive proud buttocks, clapping as he capered to and fro on yon gentleman’s land. There he be, proud as a damn peacock, black slave’s body framed by yon settin’ sun, just begging to be broke. I approached from the east, formerly westerly way. Took him unawares as he were sat alone out front a shack, mending a loincloth or some such. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund’rus CLAP, and I mounted from the front. I tell ye boy, but that buck began to FIGHT! This unbroken, proud negro was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my cock out in an instant as he scrambled onto his black belly and began ta’ wrigglin’ this way and that. And bucko did he began to wail! As loud as prairie lightning he were. This buck could tell the breaking was coming, and I tell ye, he did BUCK. This obstinate cur could turn on a dime and give ye some change! I tell ye as the winds were my witness, he were a right sunfish, struggling and flopping as he did, gyrating his unbroken black anus and dodging my breaker man’s meat. But he broke, and I finished the job. D’ye ken? That buck broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all break. By the man Jesus and his snowy white pappy, now say hallelujah, boy, you'll break, too!
fuuuck i wish lorepaw did ferals again
>>85953905Get some fish & chips for the lads eh?
>>85953924at 6am on a Saturday?
>>85953921Same but without the weirdly horny connotations
>>85953911Have you never played League?
>>85953946It's never too early for a good munch. Unless you're craving a full english?
>>85953963no
>>85953836Your retarded because it’s either one extreme or the other with you, and not an entire range of preferences to fall under.
>>85953921>>85953957>>85953921I wish lorepaw was asleep right now, because then I could call him snorepaw, and get me some shuteye.>>85953977Install league of legends. Fun game.
>>85953957i wanna see hannah yelling the n word i wanna see it done
>>85953957Feral Hannah in heat... clawing your leg and mrowwwwing...
Jonathan Kautzsch is for painal rape no lubeLorepaw is for soft hmohm buttlovingThere is a difference.
>>85953985It's hyberpole, retard. Or do you think I'd genuinely ask for firing squads to shoot people over thread opinions as well?
Where the fuck is hyperborea >>85954046
anthro Hannah in heat rolling around on her bed getting absolutely filthy with sticky food residue and crumbs. Who would be brave enough to risk their nipples by helping her?
>>85954034>HANNAH>I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE HORNY>EAT YOUR FUCKING GOYPELLET AND SHUT UP
oughhh lorepaw coming back from the frontlines, returning to his bunks in the imperium station and pulling his boots off and ouugghhhhhh his feetpaws are sweaty and he's teasing his human partner with them uhhgghhhhhh guhhhhhhh
>>85952507Finally finished my delivery for >>85564975 sorry for the long wait, life and poor skills got in the way.(Will put it next thread too so they might see it)
>>85954059Probably the same place as where the anthro women are. It's pretty easy to get to.
>>85954061>she's incessantly clingy and rubs all over you>completely unlike her usual behavior, constantly fanning herself, mouth breathing and agrees to almost everything you say>makes these cute mrrring and raahing sounds under her breath though>will not>stop>fucking>masturbating>steals your clothes and huffs them>typically while also doing the above actionanon's nipples are not a risk, his body's hydration levels are
I've been to Hyperborea. Kinda boring ngl.
>>85954130i think she would be extremely scratchy and bitey once anon is inside, just too overwhelmed to control herself
>>85954096as someone who really enjoys exploring old houses and other structures from this era in my free time, this is very comforting to look at. i can visualize such a room in my mind as well.that is very lovely anon
>>85954112>>85954140Look I'll be honest. I took a left at a whirlpool, hit a storm, and now I'm ashore and the trees are really fucking tall. These species should not be.am I FUBAR
>>85954156imagine holding the promise of sex over her poor, hormone-addled head by making her wash up first so you don't get a nasty infection from her gross claws and fangsand after you bust inside and try pulling out she does that horrible claw kicking thing cats do when they play and it just decimates your abdomen
>>85954221>and after you bust inside and try pulling out she does that horrible claw kicking thing cats do when they play and it just decimates your abdomenyeah it's bunny kicking and with the relative size here if she did it to your belly this would leave you with most of your organs outside of your body so hopefully she doesn't do that!!!might b worth getting disemboweled to impregnate hannah tho idk
>>85954241she only did it to troll you #pranked
>>85954241I'm sure to be unscathed because my speed is superior.
>>85954184If you've hit the forest with the big tree it's over Anon. Hyperborea has permanently barred you.
>>85954256Her womb would get the last laugh by inflicting autism onto your kids
>>85954184In a manner of speaking, yes. Just not the manner you were asking. Fucked beyond belief, etc. You should climb the nearest tree to spot civilization. Don't fall and die or I'll beat up your corpse. Failing that, try screaming. You're bound to attract attention.
>>85954046Nah we have actual retards that do, so the hyperbole isn’t.
>>85954290worth for the preggo belly + paw rubs
>>85953638oh shid
>>85954320magnum tail..........
lorepaw watching me break a nigger's corpse down neatly into individual bones and cuts of meat like im breaking down a cardboard box
>>85954282FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK>>85954291Doable. Running from all those bears made me pretty good on stamina and treeclimbing.
>>85954355he hands you the necessary tools like a surgeon's assistant and wipes the sweat from your brow
>>85954157thank you anon, actually got an archive dot org account to look at "The Opulant Eye Late Victorian and Edwardian Taste in Interior Design" for it.
>>85954387>he huffs the sweaty rag
>he huffed?>domp eet.
>>85954355Dividing it up into animal feed and fertilizer.
>>85954455bogpaw
>>85954466The best cuts will be eaten by my waifur and I, naturally. But yes.
>>85954471Looking at his video assets there's no chance in hell he hasn't drawn that.
Someone needs to bake.
>>85954527He who nooticed posts it
After unintentionally creating a sex portal, she set about naming and costuming all the new worms she discovered.
>>85954548t-that's a big worm......
>>85954548Genius, I should buy a top hat for little Anon. And maybe a cape...
>>85954548An unusual form of blue balling
>>85954541I'm too scared I'll fuck it up. I'm a bitch.
>>85954548I like the idea she didn't tell Dave about this and he just suddenly noticed his dick was missing.
>>85954548Is that Doris and if it is why did she make a portal to Dave's penis
>>85954596NOTHING GAMBLED NOTHING GAINEDi will be asleep in three secondsbritbongs rise up
>>85954602He goes to the bathroom one day and tries to grasp his dick to pee and realises that his dick is gone
>>85954609Science isn't about "why". It's about "why not".
doris waving a girthy three foot worm between her legs
>>85954644Doris helicoptering...
doris finding words to rhyme with door hinge
How many tally marks does your waifur have on her "niggers killed" tattoo?
>>85954675doringe
>>85954644>Nobody's worm's that long. Not even Long Worm Doris, and she had a fucking long worm. Thus, the name
>>85954644>>85954665did she strap the worm hole contraption to her hips or something and just start waving around Dave's dick making him wonder why his bottom half feels cool
>>85954681onebecause she slayed me at first sight
>>85954681the true number is hidden beneath her fur
>>8595468162
>>85954627Goodnight anon. Dream of your waifur.
>>85954638Meanwhile Doris's funbox suddenly turns into a fountain.
Pissing in waifur's pussy after cumming inside..
>>85954770Have you even jacked off before? Trying to piss after cumming takes a while.
>>85954797Usually but if you drank a ton of water and really had to go it can come out pretty soon like before going limp even
>>85954797if you're hydrated and can't piss on the spot masturbating can help
>>85953554Mexican wolves are the way
Waifur who dies in a freak backyard wrestling accident and the way her neck was twisted unnaturally haunts you until the end of your days and you become a drug addict and eventually end up killing a whole family while driving drunk then getting the death penalty but it's appealed down to a life sentence and you draw your long dead waifur on the concrete prison wall next to your bed and fall asleep next to her every night
>>85954860I like this guy's art a lot. Scratches an itch in my head. Can't explain it. It's great.
sudden turn off events with Doris goons
>>85954865>plot twist: she was Octavia, and she just gone girl'd to break things off without making a scene.
>>85954157I would love a cold one from a friend like her
>>85954921I thought it'd be funny if a HMOFA couple had a bed game where they say the most offensive things to each other until one of them gets offended for real, and the HM said some slur for her species and she legit gets offended but also cums at the same time.
>>85952006Holy shitttShe is ready to go sunbathing in that outfit
>>85954955Why would she cum
>>85952006imagine your face right there imagine the fluff
>>85954976it would suffocate you and it would be worth it.
>>85953466>>85953543You'll cope seethe and mald for an eternityThen wonder where it all went wrong.Oh sorry, was that more than>Muh one minute???Guess you'll have to say samefag anyways discord cocksucker.
>>85954975Humiliation fetish is my guess. Like how there's black prostitutes who service white clients who's specialty is race baiting
>>85954975>>85955021I was thinking closeted speciesplay.
A buttery pawjob
>>85955058Bitch don't touch my dick after hogging the popcorn *Smacks her with newspaper*
he should colour this for no other particular reason
>>85955058Would
>>85955070This is why you butter up first with the ol' popcorn bucket trick
>>85955087more like butter chicken pawjob
>>85955058>>85955070>>85955087Remember when SpaceWhaleWorship threatened to draw /BLACKED/ porn out of spite?No?Hahahaha crazy me neither!
the reason this general is bad is low impulse control niggersyes, that includes you for shitposting for a dopamine hit and you for replying to it
>>85955082She should digitize and color it de-su>>85955087that's more of a grapico-flavor
>>85955127*hemy autocorrect gave phil tits
>>85955087ooouugghhh
>>85955087>>85955127They're so big...
>>85954965>>85954976I should draw this character more. She's from some stupid forever 00s-ish setting I made but added nuclear terrorism because the bloom needs gloom.She's supposed to have a more chubby/fat hiding muscle type build. I think she looks a bit too close to a certain other goldie I like.
>>85955194BIG and OURPLE
is we getting a new thread? i keep axing yall but i ain seen a new hmofa
>>85955218Fucking guh
Tigress update never
>>85955194I've seen biggerand I have a terrible kink for big feet... and big hands. yeah I'm fucked.>>85955218>(She can hold this pose for fifteen more seconds before her leg cramps up and she starts crying and spitting)lmao
>>85955242Ded tred
>>85955218Raping this Indian slut until my dick burns like I've dipped it in curry powder.
>>85955202micro peen
>>85955308cookie outline is tough from a straight forward perspective.
>>85955273Still would
>>85952006That is absolutely putrid, but you get a pass because I like your style.
>>85955273this meme is boring
No more HMOFA!No more $20 gift card!!
>>85955351What meme? Raping Indians is a time honored (or honoured in this case) tradition. Even the Indians do it!
>>85955218is sharkrags dead? being a tf fag I don't care too much otherwise but the jeet skunk and her mom are a loss
>>85955351She canonically hates spicy food, so I'm pretty sure that guy just has a weird pajeeta fetish. Imagine having an ambiguous brown girl and your first thought is to imagine she's Hindu. Gag.
>>85955371I want to post, but I also want engagement. And I just know the second I fucking post, the new bread will be baked, and everyone will skedaddle.
we don't panic until it hits page 10
>>85955378Some people would take a long break sometimes, the internet is kinda of a time vampire if you not watching the sun.Hope that he returns, he's a great cartoonist and tf artist.
>>85955378He's a lot less active nowadays but nah he's still around and drew >>85955127 most recently >pajeet skunk i am unamused >and her momwhat. you mean her sister?
>>85955391Same lmao
FUCK FUCK FUCKIT'S THE LAST HMOFA
>>85955423Stay calm anon
>>85955431OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!
>>85955417yeah I meant her sister
new bread (idk where morg picture)>>85955435>>85955435>>85955435
>>85955202I'd hug the shit outta her. And I'd respectfully ignore her cookie there until we have at least a couple dates.
I love this thread
I hate this thread
Rape you later
Love you soon
>>85955202If she only had some pink sunglasses...
