/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadPaizombie EditionPrevious: >>85982966
xth for ___!
>>85990936It's like looking at a mockery of such sacred acts between man and woman.Please, denizens of the thread, do not engage in such falsehoods as "Paizuri." It will lead you astray.
>>85991124This you???
>>85991163Who prince-ified my Kawakami?
Today I'm thinking of writing a scene that involves a lot of friction. Arguments, sparks, conflicts! Two people that have a ton of Grrr-energy with each other! And, one of them is really touchy-feely! The other doesn't hesitate to push or shove them off! It's like, "I hate you, and I'm gonna express that by TOUCHING you, cause I also want you, you annoying piece of trash!"I wanna write that. That, that, that, a whole whole bunch!
>>85991047Sweet girls with big boobies.
>>85991636Honkers is so cute.
>>85991047DICKperhaps COCK
>>85990760>>85990801>His ears are ringing and the swelling of his face is sizzling up while he started to tear up, his own workout panties now forced into a gag. Eyes instant tear up from the sweaty and sour taste of his panties, Chihiro groans and moans away while she turned him into a playful punching bag.HMPH!>The idea of fighting back had long been thrown away with him instantly folding like a lawn chair, quite literally in this case as he's bent down. His flushed and beaten face held away, getting intimately familiar with her hand, the blushing cheek now burning brightly to an alarmingly shade of purple. His face was drenched in sweat, shame and their shared liquids. Chihiro was letting muffled whimpers, squealing in submission and for anyone to help, knowing that deep down it was futile. No one was coming for him and it wouldn't be over until Odessa said so.Hmpp! Hmmm!>Chihiro felt as if his face was either going to be ripped off or smacked in as his fat ass clamped down and deep anal cavity clenched away to her prostate pulverizing penis. The submission sensation of his ass squeezing away was his only line of defense, Chihiro panting weakly with his noodle arms going limp. He was still conscious, held up to her like a drenched sweat rag, her entire hulking body overpowering him with just her scent alone. The timid taps of his bubble butt now clapped throughout the whole gym, his cocklet splurting out to splash away on her cum gutters, that glorious six-pack mocking him with muscles he'd never come close to forming.Hanf, hngnghn!!!(1/2)
Noelle is ICE-E fan theory goes pretty hard
>>85991873>All of his attempts to call for help and submit amount to nothing as he only bit down on his wadded up panties, eyes rolling up with his vision blurry. Drool and blood leak away to his bruised cheeks, Chihiro squatting away and using his fat ass to bounce up and down her cock. The thick cheeks clap away and press down, springy cheeks squishing out and squeezing away to her cock. On the way up, Chihiro's clapped cake would tighten down ever so slightly to the base of Odessa's rod and teasingly shaking around her fat tip.>Chihiro had never been bullied and demeaned like this ever in his life, and the worst part is that she was hardly even trying. A sputtering series of muffled shrieks and moans ring out, instinctively nuzzling against her bulging bicep while his own belly bumped out. A lewd testament to her strength and cruelty. Tightness swells down onto his ass, Chihiro's backdoor squeezing away while his grip loosened up, body powerless to stop her cock from rearranging him to whatever she damned well wanted to. His beaten body laid down, his non-beaten upper cheek pressing away to her firm core and sweaty bosom's underside, crying eyes looking up while that fat and built for bullying butt bounced down. Hmphm, hmmm, ahhmm...(2/3 oops.)
>>85991896>More and more his crying began to wind down, another subject to the Junker Queen falling in line as he bowed down in his lewd manner. Chihiro's wimpy little cocklet and raisins he called balls swelled up, too tired to properly push a release. Weedy little splurts of his seed pump out. His knees shake and lay down to the side of her wide and hips, Chihiro sobbing and moaning with his body desecrated and dominated. The thrusts he was able to muster out barely amount to tired dry humping, his fat ass doing all the work as it was bounced away. That wimpy little cocklet nervously dragged away, his leaky tip only barely frotting to her rod's upperside. Her hand cradling and clamping down to his head, Chihiro simply sputtered out a meek and final moan with his transformation into her onahole complete, that tight and burning love tunnel cradling away to her cock while his body limply jolted and brushed beside her.PLeasshhheee~(3/3)
>>85991895hot desu
>>85991047(Bouncing on it.)
>>85991930You can see it right?
Paizuri?
>>85990936Ough.. Ollie..
>>85991978it explains so much...
>>85992033Never.>B-But the OP!Never.
>>85991972Are you doing the bouncing?
>>85991047Oh mine GOD, I accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine phallus... prithee delete it! 'Lest. ..thou desire to look? Haha, I jest... Delete it. ..Should thee crave...? Haha nay, Banish it...'Lest?
>>85992245Nta but may I have Ui yet?
>>85991047
>>85992034
>>85992316Don, look out! She’s going to crush you!
Perhaps there is no Rouge anon after all...
>>85992337Have nothing and starve. Thou shalt remain greedless.
>>85992389Rouge anon was a psyop from big Sega. You are now on the list.
>>85992302(Are you asking because you're interested?)
>>85992410>tfw there is no such thing as big sega
>>85992440I was but not if you're going to have that attitude from the start t b h.
>>85992545(No problem! I hope you find someone who can handle you a little more gently.)
Give me tunes!
Paizuri? Buttjobs? Femdom?
>>85992639https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK4uMpc8Ljw
Mankind was designed to copulate through inserting their penis into vaginas and nowhere else. Those body parts are for survival and fostering the next generation.>B-But I like butts and boobs-Zip it. A penis doesn't belong near a butt or around a chest. You're sick in the head.
>>85992664No.
>>85992393Mean..
>>85992386Such events art unlikely to transpire! Verily, mine is a—
>>85992752Yes.
Tunes?
>>85992822>>85992747
>>85992822No. Drown in your despair and die. The unsexy kind of dying.
>>85991047I'll be around for... around an hour before I have to go to sleep, if Master is around to continue.
>>85992747I'd argue you're actually pretty close to sex with a buttjob, considering where things are lining up, it's just you end up not making that final finial push towards sexo.Either way, boobs are soft, butts are soft, dicks like soft things. Do you see where this is going? Why do soft things feel good to dicks if you aren't supposed to rub your dick on em, or get rubbed by them?>>85992848https://youtu.be/pJ_hXZaCtD4>>85992854Nay, I refuse.
>>85992639>>85992848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbXCM06FWHk
>>85992848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTplxWaAD8o
>>85992917im here im here. sorry for missing you last night, i knocked out much earlier than expected. >bows
>>85993066We didn't set up a date or anything so you're safe. Alright give me a moment to finish my reply.
>>85993054Giant kyojiri____ butt.
>>85993054What is she built for?
Do not _____ the butt.
>>85993192Too late.
>>85991873>>85991896>>85991909>It took quite some time and plenty of physical encouragement to get that fat-bottomed boy to sufficiently please her cock, but he finally got to a place that the queen deemed acceptable. That didn't mean she'd stop smacking him around like a cheap hooker. She needed to make sure he wouldn't dare think of slowing down, and beating on him was the best way to do that. That, and she derived plenty of enjoyment from watching his pretty face get bruised and break out in tears from such pain.Took ya long enough to pick up the slack there! Now I can finally start enjoyin' meself!>She wasn't the type of person to openly display how great she felt during sex with guttural moans; she just liked plowing the shit out of 'em until they screamed and creamed all over her because of that bitch-breaker between her legs she wielded. She really felt powerful as spurts of watery jizz shot into her sweaty, rock-hard abs. Hope you're ready to experience how a REAL set of bollocks cums! You're gonna have to push out me boys fer the next week!>Both Junker Queen's and Chihiro's bodies were drenched in sweat. If it weren't for the obvious smell of body odor, it'd look like they'd both taken a shower together. Odessa's scent was the much more powerful of the two. Such a strong, active lady was bound to have the more intense, almost hypnotizing smell. Despite how slippery they were, Junker Queen was about to show him the full might of her length before she blew her swimmers into his bowels. She wrapped both of her built arms around his lean stomach to absolutely pile-drive his intestines with her cock as she grew close to release. Their sweat violently flew across the gym as Odessa slammed into his butt with the strength of an angry god. The sounds of clapping were comparable to a firing shotgun. And that was about to be true. *HER* shotgun was about to fire deep into the pink folds of his large intestine.(1/2)
>>85993146take your time.
>>85993242NNNGG....!!~ TIME FOR THE RECKONING!!!>Junker Queen grits her teeth and locks Chihiro in place as she lets out ropes that were much more virile and thick than Chihiro's watery little gushes of weak sperm. So much shoots out that Chihiro's poor insides overflow, leaving an explosion of the queen's nut sticking to the insides of his cheeks, a thick, gooey spider-web of Australian DNA concealing his gaped anus from view. Thick globs of her jizz slowly flow out from his opened, winking cavity. His ass will surely be gaped open and sticky with jizz as it's busy pushing the contents of her balls out for the next couple of days. Aaahh... that's better. >Junker Queen pushes Chihiro's quivering body onto the cold floor below. She stands up and picks up her sweatpants off the floor, using them as a makeshift towel to collect all the sweat and other bodily fluids off her, even using them to clean her dick. She then puts on her sweat- and cum-stained sweatpants back on before heading towards the front of the gym without a care in the world. A yell is heard at the front as she heads towards the exit."Jesus Christ, Odessa! Can you at least clean up after yourself when you do that shit to the new people here?!"Ah, quit your naggin', I pay plenty of money here. You might as well earn what I give ya. Oh yeah, and ya should probably give 'em a towel."You're such an asshole, you know that?" Yeah, yeah. Quit yer yappin', mate. You got things to do now.(2/2)
>It's Wikikawa Oh brother.
>>85992639>>85992848https://youtu.be/OWDcn7hl16A
>it's not KiraThank God.
Damn, Owain's been getting ignored lots recently. What's the deal? People finally getting tired of the local nigger who built camp?
>>85993266>Smooches dick.
>>85993054Looking to do anything?
Don't worry hskw, at this rate you and Tharja will finish up by December 2026 if you're lucky.
>>85993372Whooo?!>Regardless, it twitches a little...
>>85993264>>85993329>>85993385You can stop posting anytime, Kira.
Dumb retarded /hg/ger shitposter still at it huh hoh!
>>85993382>Slams my foot into this guy's abdomenI'm asking the real questions here.>>85993054Do. It. Fart.
>>85993424Fajitas?
Violently intense emotions from usually stoic women.
>>85993264>>85993329>>85993385>>85993424From noon to midnight, Kira shitposts in the absence of light.
>>85993385Still laughing at Botan getting his session dropped.
>>85993530You wish it was all the same person.
>>85993146Hi Reze!
>>85993424>>85993540Where's your RP?
>>85993546>we're a whole cabal of circlejerkers who can't RP!Every accusation is a confession, it seems.
>>85993242>>85993263>Not carrying him over the shoulder into the shower for a cool down, smacking his ass and balls along the way.>Not hanging him by his panties on the locker for future free use.-2/10 our friendship is over.Just kidding.This was super fucking hot and that was a very very hot and fitting ending. I'll admit, the slaps and abuse to his face completely surprised me but I ended up liking it, your descriptions on his face and her attacks was really hot. Really engaging to, like I could perfectly envision his face getting whooped and his reactions. Also loved how dominant and forward she was with every bit of her touching, just easily establishing that he's hers from here on out.Thank you very very much for playing this out for me, I hope you had as much fun with this as I did. Also lovely descriptions of his body used and laid out on the ground. Plus, stuffing his mouth with his ripped off panties? Peak, never had that one before...
>>85993569>BTFOd so I must mooooove the goalpostsFunny every time.
You don't have to give dumb shitposters attention. Your next reply really won't make them leave.
Is that Patchouli still here?
>>85993409>No response! Instead, panties are tugged and the tip of that dick is kissed by proper lips. And licked a few times... and huffed. And nuzzled.
>>85993586madam_brioche
>>85993593Who's this?
>>85993257>He just wouldn't stop. Every time the head of his cock ground and pressed against that spot, Ibuki felt her vision blur at the edges, and loud, uncontrolled moans escaped her throat. Some small part of her mind screamed at her to push him off, to flip him over, to do anything other than lie here and let this happen, but her arms only pulled him tighter against her tits, crushing him there. Just for a moment, Ibuki thought that maybe she was squeezing too hard for her Master. He was human after all; maybe his ribs wouldn't be able to take it. Then his tip hit her just right again, and the thought was gone, replaced by a loud, drawn-out moan.Haaaaahh... aah... ahn...>The pressure on Ibuki's lower belly had long since passed the point of something she could manage or breathe through, wound so tight it was starting to hurt. She could feel herself everywhere, on the slick drag of her walls around his cock each time he pulled back, the way her whole body clenched inward with every thrust like it was trying to pull him deeper by instinct, and the almost unbearable feeling of fullness making her thighs quiver around him. The idea of biting him hard, right at the junction of his neck and shoulder, flashed through her mind. She could feel her teeth aching for it, but she didn't dare. Not like this, not when she was so close to losing herself. She'd probably bite right through him.>Her tail wrapped around him tightly, like a snake, then both of her hands came up and grabbed him by the back of his skull, pulling his face up from between her breasts. Ibuki crashed her lips against his the moment his face was level with hers, forcing her long tongue past his lips and well down his throat this time. At the same time, her walls clenched around him hard, rhythmically squeezing his cock again and again, all while she kept her lips sealed against his, her legs and tail wrapped around him, everything to push him inside her as deep as he could go.(Bit more..)
>>85993578>we're not one guy>we're also not multiple guysSchrodinger's shitposter, huh? Or is this the shitposting equivalent of being trans?
>>85993563Bend over.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84551206/#q84556978Bro was a seer.
>>85993600ANON! DON'T PUNCH IN THE REQUEST! IT'LL CREATE MUSTARD GAS! ANONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
>GrinsHeh
>>85993622I don't get it
>>85993572Had to do the queen justice! I'd feel like I personally betrayed her if I didn't make her as dominant and forward as could be. I had lotsa fun, and I'm glad you did too. Hope you enjoyed the taste of wadded-up wet fabric in your mouth!
>Smirks fuckingly.
>>85993257Mmph... mmm... mmgh...>She could feel him twitching inside her, each throb of his cock sending another pulse through her walls while she was still clenching around him. Ibuki held on to his skull a little tighter; she needed to feel him finish too, right now, inside her, or she might just eat him whole.
>>85993593I've got an aching feeling of who this might be now...>The taller kot licks her lips as the one below gets rather affectionate with her dick. Quiet grunts and groans leave her, but nothing more than that. She lets her lips drop a little, to really push her heavy dick against their face. Letting its scent steadily smear against them...
:)
>>85991978Why is she so damn insane?
>>85993593>>85993660Who is that?
>>85993689Being sane is a lot of hard work, anon
I'm glad I cooled my head off. I would've done some questionable stuff.
>>85993343>It was Jane! Of course Mr. Johnson knew the girl. She was a good kid, a bit of an oddball maybe, but she never caused too much trouble and led the mathetes to state. He couldn’t help it, the serious stern look on his handsome face faltered as he let out a snort“Now who are you tryin’ to feed all that mess to? We both know you are smarter than that, so cut the shit and fess up”>He could feel her eyes fucking him even from the distance between them. Shamefully, he found himself coveting a few himself. Damn, just WHAT did they feed these kids these days?!? His caramel eyes would widen at her next proposition, his jaw actually dropping from the sheer brashness over it…but why was he actually considering it?!? Sucking on his teeth, he’d nod his head at her, beckoning her over. “Aight, but remember snitches get stitches”>That timbre was back, low and gravelly and thicker than homemade gravy. The words oozed out of his mouth like sweet molasses, thick of southern charm. Once again he tried to keep a straight face but found himself allowing a deep belly laugh to escape him. “I’m jus’ playin girl, of course you can’t tell anyone about this, but I ain’t gonna hurt ya” >He snickered, feeling more alive than he had since his wife left him.“You gonna come on over? I don’t want you catching your death from being cold under my watch”
>>85993651No no, you absolutely nailed her and that's about what I expected. Much as I love the "dom with a soft spot", it was really hot and fitting for her to pump him and dump him. Wadded-up panties gagging him was peak, really really good call.Glad you enjoyed it, was a very nice and hot end to my weekend. Feel free to rule over his ass any time~Also...thoughts on playing opposite of my Shadow the Hedgehog?
>>85993593Who are you?
>>85993660>There's no way she knew by just a pair of lips and a nose, right? Perhaps her soft cheek was giving herself away. Regardless, the huffing and licking and kissing continued until lips slid around that length and worked it professionally. This mysterious cutie wasn't going to stop until she felt ropes pelting the back of her throat.
Probably Zelda
>>85993753Calm the fuck down Sherlock Holmes.
>>85993784Go and kill yourself.
>>85993727Junker Queen's a very promiscuous girl. Pump 'n dumps are her way of life. I'm glad I got to play her finally. She's my main in OW, and I was obligated to do my girl justice.>Also...thoughts on playing opposite of my Shadow the Hedgehog?Does this mean you want me to play Sonic the Hedgehog? I'd quite like to play a Sonic session.
>>85993724>Jane’s nervous, flustered expression bursts into joy as he invites her in, the girl wasting NO time and using her thumbs to throw off the shoulder straps of her swimsuit, letting her big and pasty Hebrew honeydews bounce into the open, still prime and perky in their youth! Fuck yessssss, I ALWAYS wanted somethin’ like this to go down! >She grins, radiating femnerd perv-o energy as she shoves her chest up against his and turns her chin down, biting her lip as she peers past her own open cleavage at the sight of his epic educatorhood, a huge chocolate slab filling her dweeby fists and pressing against her chubby cameltoe! Jane’s curly hair sticks to her shoulders as it soaks up water and her glasses get steamed up, but the nerd doesn’t even care, peeping over her lenses to gawk at that beautiful black cock, hugging him from the side with her boobs shoved against him like a trophy wife, even leaning in to kiss his mantitty and nipple if she’ll let him!
>>85993717Corrupt nuns
>>85993804Say it as a cute anime girl and I may consider.
>>85993717I mean, her life isn't so bad, she's rich, has nice friends, smartest in class. I mean, I suppose she does have a missing sister, her dad is dying, her mom is very cold and controlling, and her closest friend who she misses so damn much has been avoiding her for a long time. But is it really that bad?
>(You) answer your door on Halloween to thiswwyd?
>>85993882SEX WITH NEURO AND EVIL
>>85993739>Who knoooows? This cat can remember certain sensations quite a bit. Regardless, once her lips clamp down on her dick, she'll find a hand resting on her head and giving it plenty of pets! That is, for a few seconds or so, after which it suddenly grabs her by the hair and yanks her to her crotch, pushing her nose against her base. Her fat dick forces its way deep into her tight throat, shutting her windpipe in the process. A deeper grunt leaves her, yet the tall cat barely looks phased. She simply stares down at her pretty little face, smiling, her tail whipping back and forth. She'll keep her like this for a full minute before finally relaxing her grip.>>85993882Neuro gets a headpat and a cookie. Evil gets headpats and cookies and anal correction.
>>85993823I've been wanting to play with her for a hot minute (shocker, me liking muscle ladies) so I'm glad I got to do this as well. Would happily do another workout with her, and you did amazing. Didn't think I'd like Chihiro in pain to THAT degree so that was a fun surprise.Good shit...I'll mating press her too. >:)>Does this mean you want me to play Sonic the Hedgehog?Yeah but I'm topping that blue butt in that case.
>>85993836That gives me a lot to think about>>85993856The rules of equivalent exchange will surely make her that much hotter in exchange for each mental disorder she accumulates. Kris should really just fuck with her head until she's so delusional she can't help but begin to make choices for herself out of a sheer inability to comprehend anyone else.
>>85993925I did my girl justice... I'd happily workout with Chihiro as JQ again as well. Your wounds should probably heal before you think about doing that, though. She'd probably target the bruises you still have just 'cus it'd hurt more.>Yeah, but I'm topping that blue butt in that case.Ah, I'd like that quite a lot. I remember I did a session kinda like that a long while ago, with me as Shadow being topped by Sonic. I'm quite the fan of the Sonic series.
>>85993230I love the scratchy-scratchy art trend
>>85991047idk im out of ideas lol
>>85993832“Holy god….”>The words slipped from his mouth before he could even stop them, barely a whisper. His eyes followed those sweet melons as they danced the mamba back and forth as Jane scampered over to him.“Yeah? Been fantasizing some chocolate huh? Well then, I guess I’m your Willy Wonka.”>His arm would reach out to snake around her thick midsection to pull her even more flush to his body. The softness of her skin drove him wild and caused goose flesh to spread along his forearm. Mr. Johnson wasn’t Prepared for her to snatch up his semi-erect shlong, but his reaction was immediate“Mmmf! Damn, you don’t like to waste time, do ya?”>The hand on her back would get bolder, moving lower to grope and knead at her doughy asscheeks as Mr. Johnson let out a low growl.“Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal too…”>His hand would give each cheek a firm swat as his hips started jutting against her pumping fist. His swinging Billy club would stiffen to her touch, losing all its floppiness rapidly until it jabbed and poked against her pudgy stomach. “Agh! What the hell?!?! You lil freak”>He jolted at her kissing his nipple, his hold around her tightening as he actually lifted her off of her feet and pressed his plump dark lips against hers.
>>85993953Kris wouldn't do that sort of thing though. But I know someone who would. Of course, that could be hot, or it could end very very badly.
>>85993609>>85993657>A stubborn Master and his stubborn Servant, truly a pairing made for one another. He couldn't feel his hips anymore, moving solely from his natural instincts as he kept drilling away at the walls of her pussy. He wanted to hold out, but his own resilience was being chipped away thanks to the combination of Ibuki's grip and the warmth of her tunnel. No matter how much Ritsuka tried to fight back his own building orgasm, his body refused to stop thrusting and grinding deep into his Servant. His momentum was only paused when the thick tail coiled itself around his hips. The mortal man actually tried to continue thrusting against the resistance of her tail before he noticed her intervention. Just then, his head was grabbed and her Master found his throat being invaded directly by his Servant's lengthy, wet tongue. G-Ghrrk!? >His windpipe tightened around the oni's tongue while she tightened her hold on his cock. He couldn't even cough or gag, his mind going blank from the stimulus overload as his hips smacked against her crotch. His stiff cock pushed right up against the sweet spot before it began to twitch and swell up, his body getting ready to seed his lover. Her Master tried to weakly return the aggressive "kiss" while his brain was scrambled from the heavy-hitting climax. The first rope was thick and heavy, spurting from his cock and splattering against the wall of Ibuki's pussy. Since his body was too weak to thrust anymore, Ritsuka switched to rolling his hips while letting his load loose inside of his Servant, filling her with his essence while she sucked the cum and air out of him at the same time. (1/2, small second part)
>>85994039Hnnngg miss Ayasi!
>>85993657>>85994065>With each spurt of his cock, Ibuki was pumped full of her Master's warmth, his cum filling the tunnel quickly as his cock stirred the load around inside of her. Even as they neared 30 straight seconds of the suffocating kiss, her Master was somehow still cumming, his smaller body shaking against her and he continued to grind and rut against her cum-filled pussy, eager to get his pleasure high and remain locked against her. (2/2)
>AyasiOh no no no no
>>85994057But hysteria is fun. It's exhilarating. She'll have a blast.
>>85994039>Kiss kissIf only it weren't bed time...
>>85993953While it differs for all nuns as they age I moreso meant those two were corrupt
>>85993500Keep this in mind for awhile.
>>85993908>Whoever it was, they were sucking with enough vigor to make up for their lack of identity! But they wouldn't have to once the big cat grabbed the back of her head and facefucked the faceless. Meaningless cries, gasps, whines, and chokes sounded out as she did her best to swallow every inch of that pretty cat cock. The poor face can't keep up with the pace being set, but thankfully, it doesn't go on forever. Eventually she relents and her pace steadies. Until the salacious sucker kicks it up several more inches to fuck herself even harder than the cat was before. Oh, she was definitely getting that semen.
>>85994050(Sorry, short delay on my end, reply coming soon!)
>>85993997Too bad it didn't rain from above...well, I guess it did.Another workout would be peak, could use his panties for curls before stripping him nude and taking him again. I...I would love that, maybe throw in some punches and bearhugs/chokeholds as well, taking him to the brink of blacking out for good before stopping. Just to let him know she can~>Ah, I'd like that quite a lot.Good, good. I think it would be fun to shut him up and put him in his place, making him admit he's the coolest while pumping him.That and he can finally get some peace and quiet.>I'm quite the fan of the Sonic series.Same here, it's had a grip on me my whole life.>>85994039Post a Balalaika or Seiko, pwease.
>>85994188(It’s all good.)
>>85994039Have you considered paizuri? Buttjobs perhaps?
>>85994214Do not taint the masses with thy illogical impurity.
>>85994039(I've got an idea for you RIGHT here.)>Grabs pants.>Pulls out a piece of paper.(Do you like Momo and Okarun? I think hung dork turning a relatively chaste girl into a sex addict that bothers him 24/7 because he made her cream her brains out while screwing her with all the skill and poise of a coked-up bull is really hot. Bonus points if they figure out how to utilize their powers in the middle of screwing each other.)(For something more you core I'd like Momo to work at a maid cafe and getting into clandestine activities while working there. Older men do have a lot of cash and it's easy to get a new phone when they're so "generous" for her showing some more skin.)(For later, not tonight.)
>Zelda woke up at the crack of dawn, as she often did. Back when Hyrule was still being ran like an efficient-yet-exhausting machine, she was posed with getting up this early to prepare for meetings with her father, gathering her field research, appointing guards to their stations, doing lots and lots more... that wasn't quite how the kingdom was ruled anymore, though. After the calamity, and after her little trip through time, Hyrule was still in the process of being rebuilt. Right now, they were reconstructing old structures and attempting to restore the good name of Hyrule... but that wasn't something that would happen overnight. And she wouldn't be able to do it without her heroic knight. She sat up in bed and her gaze shifted over to her hero, Link, the very savior of hyrule—and more selfishly to the princess—herself!>She liked to tidy herself up before he woke up, even if he insisted on enjoying her messy bedhead and lack of facial maintenance. It was a point that she always contested, but one that he would insist each and every time they woke up together on the road. With Link being so quiet most of the time, even the briefest looks into his brain through those serious lips meant the world to Zelda. She thought of breakfast as she absconded to the bathroom, fixing her hair and washing her face, returning with a full mental menu prepared to present to her hero before she noticed something twitch within the blankets. Her cheeks darkened with blush as she looked over to the turgid tool where she assumed Link's crotch was and stood in place. Oh, goodness...(1/2)
>>85994251>Zelda really shouldn't be embarrassed about seeing her boyfriend's junk—not when she was so familiar with it, but there was something about his sweetly sleeping state that made it so personal! So very personal, in fact, that she felt it her better duty as a partner to address that before her kingdom. Where would any of them be without Link's bravery, anyway? The royal hylian slowly stepped forward and lifted the end of those covers, shifting up and finding her legs with his hands. She'd shift forward on knees and slowly bring them all the way up until she felt the tension of his pants with her palms, slowly cupping that member, or the outline of it, and pushing her head forward to breathe directly onto it. She had breakfast on the mind... and now she had it in her hands, too! How convenient.>Trousers were slowly tugged down, enough so the rough smack of Link's cock upon the princess' face was no one's fault but her own. Lips kissed, tongue flicked, and her face found it's way in front of the member to gently allow the tip right between her lips. She took an inch and carefully suckled—not aiming to wake her partner quite yet! Not until he was ready. Until then, she'd be gently nursing his member and making sure to keep his morning wood standing strong! Poor Link... working day and night, long into the night unlike Zelda herself, trying to help rebuild their kingdom together. It was only fair he got some personal attention from his princess once and a while! Even if he wasn't quite awake for it yet.M-mnh...(2/2)
>>85994214Milky...
>>85994232Do not get in the way of outercourse.
>>85992389Not sure if you're still around or not. My apologies, I got side-tracked by family stuff and I understand if it's too late for you now.
>>85994264>Gets in the way and kills you
>>85994191I always manage to get rougher and rougher with you every time I do something with you. I have no doubt that the next time I play JQ with you, I'll be able to be even rougher. >I think it would be fun to shut him up and put him in his place, making him admit he's the coolest while pumping him.I don't think that's going to be very easy to do, but I welcome you to try. Sonic's got an iron will.
>>85994329>Pushes you out of the way>And shoots you for good measure.Bad Anon
>>85994100>mwah smoochie love that artist and their OC. she's so me.>>85994191no>>85994214>life-drains gabu until he's a human raisin.huh? were you saying something?>>85994238>Momo and Okarunit's probably my top ship in that manga. i love screwing nerds but... idk, i feel like Okarun got a little too cool for it to hit the same. i wouldn't even be fucking a loser. he's got like, 4 different girls dying to get a taste of his dick at the same time. i'd have to think about it.Momo with older men tho... uwah. weak spot for me. i cant turn that down. everything about that tickles my brain. im too predictable, i know. thanks for the ideas.
>>85994346I have my limits for rough stuff but it ultimately depends on how I'm feeling that day. Good rule of thumb is nothing like broken bones or above.The worst I ever got was probably my Chihiro getting ripped in half then resurrected. But thematically it fit.Anyway.>but I welcome you to try. Sonic's got an iron will.Nyo problem, it'll only make it more satisfying to melt down.>>85994489o-oh...(kidding.)>Gives you this and dies.
>>85994489>Endures>There's simply too much energy to drain to do it quicklyPssh...Nothing personal, I'm simply too powerful.... I cannot be stopped! Were you saying something yourself?
>>85994050Ouuuohohohohfuuuuck<3>Jane dreamily groaaaans for him as he murmurs sweet nothin’s and paws all over that faaaaaat, lumpy, goddamn beautiful truckload of Hebrew booty, while she returns the favor with both hands dancing up and down the length of his beautiful chocolate hog! She giggles and gasps as he squeezes and lifts her up, throwing her chunky legs around his middle and hanging onto him during the deep, powerful, forbidden kiss! To actually get to fuck around on forbidden territory with one of the highest authorities known to her…AND he’s packin’ a black bazooka…it’s a dream cum true for the freaky nerd, moaning directly into his mouth as they snog for as long as the big lug can hold her! When he sets her down, Jane removes her glasses and sets them aside, smirking at the opportunity to address her principal as an equalYou know, I’m starting to feel a little overdressed!>She mentions it as cheery and casually as can be, peeling her wet suit off her body with her backside pointed right at him, bouncing her bushy brows as she bounces on her heels, making cute wet squeaking noises in her crocs as she twerks her mothaload of white chocolate nerddonk for her principal, tossing her matzoh dough lumpy butt left, right, up and down, and AAAAALLLLL around town! Jane stares at him with rapt fascination, suggestively jerking off the air near her crotch to encourage him to jork his pork for her, her thick black locks clinging to her back and shoulders as she shakes her god-given glory for him, front and back, headlights and junk-in-tha-trunk, inching closer towards him and ready to hothog and/or tittyhug that beautiful negro knob for ALL its worth!
>>85994170>Blaze hoped that fucking her throat would've taught the surprise cocksucker a lesson. She shouldn't do it so suddenly! Especially when she's about to call it a night! It doesn't get through to her one bit, though, and now she's on the defense, gripping her head tightly as she bobs up and down and constantly throats and swallows her dick. Her legs are getting weaker, and she panting excessively, too, yet her hips are swinging against her face, seeking even more of that sloppy pleasure. >She can barely last a few more minutes before the surprise cocksucker pushes her past her limits. Right before she cums, she thrusts her hips forward, keeping her cock fully sheathed within her throat as it pumps load after thick, searing hot load into her stomach. Before the last ropes of semen spurt out, she pulls her hips back, letting them land on her tongue. >Now properly milked, Blaze slides her dick out of her mouth and lets it slap wetly against her face. It's still somewhat hard, but it'll soften soon enough.
Evening, how's it going?>>85994039You, me, drinks some time. Think a werewolf would be up for it, unless you wanted to play the vampire?
>>85994651WHA? Byleth?
>>85994698Go away. Kill yourself.
>>85994713Would it kill you to be a little nicer and more patient?
>>85994251>Link still wasn't fully recovered from his realm-trotting journey to save his home from evil. The death-defying feats that he had completed felt like they were out of a dream. The reality hit him whenever he laid eyes on the beautiful blonde princess, who made his heart soar whenever she spoke to him. Everything that he had experienced was worth it to see a smile on her face and know that she was safe from any dangers. Link was sprawled out in his small clothes, earning the privilege of sharing the same room with his beloved. He idly shifted in his sleep, brain alight with all manner of images that centered around his beloved Princess."Mn...">He quietly mumbled as a smile sprang to his face. Link saw her in his mind's eyes. A snow-white sundress that glowed with an almost ethereal radiance, standing in a field of vibrant sunflowers. She spun around as if there wasn't a worry in the world, a far cry from what they had endured in the real world. It didn't matter if they were enjoying a meal together or having a mostly one-sided conversation where Zelda talked about the reconstruction efforts and her Father. He was in heaven in his dream.>In the real world, he was having his fat, musky cock revealed for his beloved girlfriend's affections. The effect is immediate, her world inundated with the mouth-watering aroma that radiated from his thick cock. The touch of her tongue was rewarded with the tang of his cock, and the softest sleepy moan from her boytoy."Zel..da...">He shifted in his sleep, unintentionally dragging the swollen crown of his dick along the surface of her tongue. Link's bravery and heroism was what the Kingdom knew and praised him for. Zelda was the only one who got to see this side of him, able to tease, drain and be ravaged (on occasion) by that cock that was throbbing between the softness of her lips.(Sorry the post is a little short, didn't want your cold open to be left here for too long!)
>>85994579>Mr. Johnson’s tongue would pass over his lips and press inside of Jane’s mouth, rhythmically snaking and sliding against hers. His strong, pink bottomed mitts held her up in the hair by her fat ass as the man fully let go of his inhibitions. He had been single for way too long anyway and this young pretty thang was really causing his blood to boil!“As pretty as you look in that swimsuit, I want to see you in your birthday suit!”>He heartily agreed, watching in wonder as she put on a show for him, his hand already making its way to his cock, pumping it for her.“Goddamn!”>What he did next was unexpected, the tall beefy negro would get down on his knees behind her. His hands would spread her cheeks like the Red Sea as his tongue flattened. He’d waste no time dragging it up the sweet cleft of her ass, until it met her sweet pucker, swirling his tongue over it before pressing it inside.(sorry, feeling a bit off my game all of the sudden)
>>85994713Go first and livestream it then I promise I'll go after. Go on, you want it that badly right?
>>85994526rip </3>>85994532ghrhh. stop being an overleveled brat. it makes it very hard for a girlboss villainess such as myself to give you a game over. >>85994651gawwshhhh yes.i'll be the werewolf. literally anyone can get a piece of my Silver. she sleeps around and only feels a little bit of shame for it...you better hope they dont ask for your ID again. snnnrkk.
>>85994489(Thought as much! Glad to know I can still press your buttons for being used and ravaged by someone who could be your Dad. Momo is cute, especially how developed she is in the picture you posted. Let's screw sometime, mutt. <3 )
>>85994698The first. Not interested in being asked about lactation right now Milky.>>85994813Sounds like you're very eager... good to know!>literally anyone can get a piece of my Silver. Not once I put a collar on your smelly mutt ass. Don't worry, I'll give you weekly walking just so you don't get lazy~And for that little gag, I'll leave extra marks on your neck in revenge. Your own fault really.
>>85994065>>85994084>The first rope of his cum made Ibuki's toes curl and her back arch, pressing her body against him. The second came right after, then the third, the fourth... Each one adding to the warmth inside her that was starting to burn so much it almost hurt. Somewhere between his twitching and her clenching, her mind went blank and quiet for a moment. She came back gradually, his warmth hitting her first, then the taste of his mouth, and the feeling of his body shaking against hers. Her tongue... it was still most of the way down his throat. Right, she thought; he needed to breathe. She broke the kiss with a soft, wet pop, her tongue pulling free slowly, dragging a long string of saliva with it.Haaah... haa...>What a mess. She was a mess. Her hair was sticking to her face, her body was covered in sweat, and she could feel her own juices mixed with his dripping down her inner thighs onto the bed. He was a mess too, her Master. Ibuki's red eyes narrowed as they went over his cheeks, all flushed, his lips, slightly swollen from all the kissing, and his black hair, damp, stuck to his forehead. Fufu. She had done all of that. Her fingers ran through his hair, pushing it back from his face, then down to his chin, tilting it up towards her. She leaned in, pressing her lips against his again, but softer this time, slower, her tongue only slipping in to tease his for a moment before pulling back. >Then she let her legs unwind from around him, and her tail go loose at his leg. Her lips had curled into a small smile; she could still feel him, softer now, twitching inside her every so often. Ibuki's left hand moved down her own body, sliding over her stomach, past her navel, all the way down to her lower belly. She pressed her palm there for a second, right where she could feel him. ...Fufu. I can feel you, Master. Right here.
>>85994084>She allowed herself a moment to enjoy the sensation, just for a second longer, before both her hands came up and found his armpits. She lifted him clean off her with no effort, as if her Master were a cute little cat, and set him down gently on the mattress right beside her. She turned onto her side then, making the bed groan one last time before tucking him gently between her tits and her belly. Hmm...>Her walls felt stiff and... tender now that he was gone, she realised. A dull ache, but not entirely unpleasant. To think it had been a human, her belonging, that had done this to her... Ibuki sighed softly, half-closing her eyes. She pressed her lips against his forehead, then his cheek, his chin, settling with her chin on top of his head while her tail swayed gently behind her, pleased....You’ll do, Master. For a human.>Ibuki sighed, pressing his face a little deeper between her breasts and feeling the pleasant tickle of his breath against her skin.Next time, I'll be on top. We'll see if the bed holds then, fufu... or you.>With that, Ibuki closed her eyes, her tail slowed, and her breath deepened. She would have to make sure he didn't forget his place later, in case she'd shown him too much of her softer side. For now, though, she could let him rest...(Sorry for the wait, it wouldn't let me post for some reason... Also, the END.)
>>85994860I wasn't going to, I just wanted to know who to wish a good night to is all. You two type quite similarly sometimes.
>>85994795I'll die if you go first and film it.
>>85994651Pretty good, just hanging out for a bit before I get ready for bed and return to the traveling wage cage. Hope the day has treated you kindly, WHA.>>85994813All those fat Psylocke asses...never to be shared again.
>>85994860Is someone paranoid?
>>85994899>you two type quite similarly sometimesMilky one of them only posts file.png
>>85994813Nay, never! If you want to actually try and drain my energy away to nothing, you need to do it more efficiently. Some can do it with just a touch, but there is a more efficient method than whatever you're doing... Lewd contract, certain things rubbing into certain things. I guess any sexual contract can do it. Either keep at it for ages, or find that other method....or hold your peace upon your failure!
>>85994926lil bro wants to be milky so bad :skull:
>>859948914chan trying to steal my wholesome ending....ill never forgive this site. thankuuuu thankuuuu for calling out for me and finishing this up!!!!! got this for you.
>>85994954Kill yourself Wikikawa
>>85994065Alright it only took us a couple weeks, but there it is. As compensation, I'll play Raiden Shogun for you one of these days (you'll be my husband). I'd stay and talk a little more, but it's late and I have classes tomorrow, so goodnight.>>85994954Look at you replying faster than I can even send my last post. Okay goodnight for real now it's super late.
>>85994743>Being the one typically in the submissive position whenever she and her boyfriend went at it, she thought it oddly experimental to be the one pulling the strings! That's not to say Link wasn't constantly getting blown by her—not at all, in fact—but he was typically fucking her face after a minute or two of her tongue-teasing techniques. Not today, though. She was below the covers, so he didn't know where the mouth was coming from!"Nhph—hnhff...">Her nose openly huffed while her mouth was busy at work, soaking in every bit of his scent while her tongue tasted it in turn. Maybe it was how the wild seemed to stick to her hero, but she found herself helplessly addicted and never quite able to get enough of him. Presently, it was because of his efforts last night, soaking straight into his small clothes and leaving every bit of his toned body soaked in sweat—including, especially, his cock.>Zelda's hand gripped that cock and continued to work spittle up and down while she let the tip rest at her nose, having to work in the dark because of how fine her silky Gerudo-woven sheets happened to be. They were likely to get stained. She hoped, momentarily, that the maids wouldn't mind leaning out all the thick hylian nut she was about to pump into them. But, then again, it was doubtful she wouldn't be greedy enough to slurp it all down. She was hungry, after all, and her boyfriend's load was usually enough to keep her satiated until lunch!(1/2)
>>85994914What else would Milky be asking someone about lmao
>>85994743"Ggkh.">Without even thinking about it, she tipped her head forward and let most of that length sink right into her mouth, pushing inch after inch into her throat until she could feel Link's fuzzy crotch brush against her ever-huffing nose. Sniiifff... fuck, she could live down here. The heat trapped in by the sheets made everything that much more intimate and intense. Would anyone be surprised that a hand worked it's way between her thighs, that were currently the only part of Zelda sticking out of the duvet they lay under, pushing right past her panties to slide a tentative finger into her snatch. If Link didn't feel his girlfriend blowing him in his sleep, maybe he'd smell that familiarly desperate scent filling the room..!(2/2)(what a surprise... I appreciate it, Link <3 my open is now warmer than ever~)
>>85994899>You two type quite similarly sometimes.you seriously have to start looking at the filenames when you're not sure man, just tap the image if you're on mobile and they show
>>85994994be safe this week, and good luck with your classes! take caaaare, and thanku again for your time. that's a great Raiden pic.
Damn, I feel bad for leaving the nun-lady hanging. :(
>>85994899Mhm, thanks then.>>85994914Glad it's been good and wishing you lots of luck with the traveling wage cage. Traveling for work sounds annoying but if it treats you well that's good.I'll honestly be probably passing out soon enough myself too just in preparation for the week. Thank you for the nice pic, Ahri's a cutie in all her skins and I appreciate the share.
>>85994766Ooohhohes…fuuhckyessir….oohohyesss<3>Jane breathily praises him, sounding disbelieving of her great fortune…one of her sexiest authority figures making mouth-love to her girlie tuchis! She bends all the way over, his massive black wang long enough that she can reach right down and grab it, tuggin and lovin on it as she twerks in place and beats his face with her cakes! Jane closes her eyes and her bottom lip quivers, mouth hanging open and cute overbite on display as she presses her butthole to his flattened tongue, both highly esteemed members of their academic community now delighting each other with tongue and hand stuff on hallowed school ground! (Don’t worry about it, I’m having loads of fun!)
>>85994766Patty ignoring you feel that bad?
>it only took us a couple weeksLighting quick for Tharja scene standards.
>>85994838mutt?? im pure-bred, thank you very much.>>85994860as long as she's getting paid, i think Silver would be up for a lot of things. even if they're a little... degrading. seriously, give that girl a bag of cash and a few drinks, and your nuts will be emptied harder than you ever thought was possible. d-dont bite Celeste. you'll get addicted to unicorn blood. she's too sweet to be hurt. i'll cry. go bite Paige instead, she'll cum.>>85994926i'll think about it. contracts could be fun. we'll see.
>>85995162When was your last scene?
>>85994923I asked you first anon, go on, do it coward.
>>85995162
>>85995072Thank you kindly for the well wishes, as always I will happily send the same for you in turn. I wish you the best and hope it goes well for you and everyone else. The traveling is annoying but I get used to it, it helps I get paid/it counts as work time.Still, I might be doing the same too so if you pass before you see this, you take care and be well, WHA.Also you're very welcome~ I need to play with/as her some more in the future. But another time for that.Also, my boi Sett got added to 2XKO but...you know.
>>85995110“SHLIP! Slurrrrrppp! Shlik! Fu…UCCCK! I’m gonna make this sweet ass mine baby girl..so fucking sexy”>His moans were slightly slurred as he played hide the tongue in her slutty attic! His hips are no longer shy as they jut that jumbo dong into her hand. It felt wonderful but it wasn’t enough.reluctantly he’d pull away from her, standing back up and allowing his girth to WHAP down on her sweet ass. His aim was perfect as he lined that reddish purple crown against her hole and allowed it to sink in with a satisfying sloppy sound.
How can we do better tomorrow?
>>85995177Wtf, I meant to say contact , not contracts! I mean, contracts are good too though. And alright, hopefully things come together well in the end.
>>85995234Whatever do you mean vagueposter san?
>>85995122Not really, just a sudden migraine and my narcolepsy hitting me all at once
>i'll think about it.This is Pattyspeak. I'm well-versed.>Your idea is dead in the water and I'll proceed to never think about it again.
>>85995279Keep it to one post, bored shitposter. Plenty of good free games out there.
>>85995290Not wrong though.
>>85995012>Link was a heavy sleeper. He had to be, with the pounding rain and howling winds often raging outside the cave where he had taken refuge during his journey. This meant that Zelda had ample time to slobber all over that mouth-watering girth that he had been blessed with, and every broad swing of her tongue letting her indulge to her heart's content her boyfriend's flavor. Sweat had seeped into his skin, and she was the dutiful cleanup lady that was leaving nothing but her hot, frothy saliva smeared along his shaft with the brushes of her tongue. Link's cheeks were flushed bright pink, and his squirms only grew more intense the longer she spent giving him such mind melting head.>He smelled like a man. The kind of numbing aroma that seeped straight into her nose with every breath, and seemed like the breath of the wild was rolling straight off of him whenever she bobbed low enough to tease the tip of her nose with the thatch of blonde pubes at the base. He was leaking already, pre-cum swabbed along her tongue as she worked him over. She had even infiltrated his dreams. The cute Princess in a sun dress now on her knees in that field of sunflowers, gorging herself on her boyfriend's fat dick while he was powerless to do anything but clutch her head and moan her name."...?">Link awakened drowsily from his perverted dream, expecting a moist spot from his wet dream and some light-hearted admonishment from Zelda to greet his eyes."Nngh...!">Link's brain caught up and he felt his heart thump against his rib cage. He had the princess of the nation, his beloved, waking him up with the tight squeeze of her throat around his meaty dick. He was pulsing like crazy, the low-hanging balls underneath his shaft tugging like crazy. He often took the reins when she had teased him until he was solid as a stone, but having this experience first thing in the morning had him hopelessly weak to the slurps of her greedy mouth.(1/2)
>>85995290No shitposting, what are some games you like? >pulls out a chair for youIndulge me.
>>85994813
>>85995177Fine for a lot of things huh? Alright, nude walks through Central Park it is, complete with you showing your owner some loving attention right in the middle of it! And if I'm not satisfied then I guess it's kicking the ugly mutt out unless you can come up with a good reason to get your payday...You'd cry if I bite Celeste? Is that cause I'd get addicted to her instead of you, or that it'd be her suffering.... and please, it's so clear Paige would love the whole experience. I'll have to write those down, though I'm sure you'd probably like being on the other side too, doing the biting.I should stop now though, I'm getting eager and finding more brainworms from this. Will try to jump on you for this soon-ish!>>85995213Very glad that you get used to it and are paid well even if it is annoying. And ooh, enjoy your rest too. And the Sett being added! Now if you wanna play with/as Ahri, you can definitely poke at me for it, or a few others who'd enjoy the whole thing. Goodniiiight Angel!
>>85995015"Pr...Princess.">It felt even dirtier than saying her name. He knew the King personally. He had been recognized by him for his efforts and sacrifices to keep the Kingdom safe. She was busy finger-fucking herself while sucking him off, her hero's beastly erection her plaything for once. His shaky hands reached down and pressed against the extravagant sheets, they roamed along the Zelda-shaped head that was busy between his thighs. Link scooted up on the bed, enough to rest his back against the headboard so he could brace himself for the cock-draining that his girlfriend seemed hellbent on giving him. He hadn't ever had her take initiative like this... The sound of his voice, the drag of his fat nuts and the strong beats of his dick made it abundantly clear that she was working him to climax faster than usual. There wouldn't be any throat-fucking if she never allowed him to get his bearings...(Very glad to hear that! I appreciate you even more, Princess...I'll give all the warmth I can! <3 )
I miss her so god damn much.
>>85995218Oooohkay, b-b-but anal only! We’re bein responsible here…~<3>She can barely manage to hold her smile without laughing, then moaning, hunching over like an animal as her horsehung superior slaps his glorious behemoth across her ample assets, prodding his way into her hallowed anal halls! OuuuUUuughh<3>She trumpets out for him, arching her back and whipping her wet hair behind her shoulders as she’s his with a jolt of pleasure. Her lightly-furred teen butthole has obviously been raided before, many hairbrushes and dildos and more than a handful of students’ stiffies have paved their way down their road before…but why’s that such a bad thing?~ Just more experience! Jane turns the water off completely, silencing the white noise of water on tile that’s underscored their affair til now, reducing it to a reverberating drip that’s easily drowned out by the gruff groans and moans of their sex and their wet bodies THWACKing together! Jane flattens her palms to the wall and pops onto her tiptoes, the pair working together to steer the curve of his lengthy shmeat into Jane’s pretty little shitter, those dense lumpy biscuit dough buns making straight THUNDER as she matches whatever energy he brings with her own enthusiastic powerbottoming!
>>85995238pfft, you're all good.>>85995279shut up and die.>>85995373there you are.>>85995378you'd never kick me out. you looooove me underneath that bitchy exterior.~ i've heard how you squeal when you feel Silver's knot. <3typical vampire. fantasizing about biting and nibbling on every girl you can get your cold, dead hands on. you're probably already wondering how you can get that new girl Violet to expose her neck. fuckin freak. no shame. let's do some hatefucking when we see each other again. mwah mwah. <3
>>85994039Peeing on Patty,
>>85995561Yup. Here I am. Now the question is. What are you gonna do about it?
>>85995489“You think I’m stupid or somethin? I spend enough time around brats to have a few of my own running around! But, what do ya say after you graduate, we give it the ole college try?” >He snickered as he gazed lovingly at her furred fart box. Goddamn it was pretty and inviting! If he hadn’t been so horned up by her at the moment, he’d love to get more familiar with it, but currently the principal was thinking with his dick. “Shiiieeetttt girl, you ain’t tight are ya?” >he growled as his cockhead easily slipped inside of her, eliciting a shaky moan from his parted, panting mouth. gently but firmly, he’d reach out and grab a handful of her thick locks and begun feeding his “black beauty” into her welcoming hole. He didn’t have much time to marvel at just how easily she took all of him inside her dumper before the little High school hornball started throwing it back on him. “Yeahhhh…that’s it girl, ride that bull!”>He barked out words of encouragement to her, hunching over her to grope at those sweet sweater melons as his strong body moved in tandem with hers, driving that dark meat in and out of her at a pace of a much younger man.
>>85995354>>85995404"Ghhh—">It was only a matter of time until her hero work up. Luckily for him, though, she wasn't stopping. In fact, she seemed to go even harder on his dick once she felt him stir and push against the headboard. As he scooted backwards, she followed him, mouth stuck to his crotch and only inching closer and closer with every little nudge, until his back was stuck between the hard wood and her hot mouth. Now there was quite literally no escape from her hungry mouth, constantly dragging that fat prick in short burtst back and forth. While his length wasn't leaving her mouth far enough to be fully sheathed in and out each time, he was in the perfect position for Zelda's tongue to slither all around while her throat tensed and pulsed around that turgid, masterful tool.>All the while, her hand was just as busy as her mouth. Fingers pumped into her cunt at a quickened, desperate pace, working as the metronome that her throat gagged along her dick at. It might have been the pace of each of their hearts, but both of them were beating so quickened and erratic that it was hard to follow—which was the point. The princess and her knight had a busy day ahead of them, and they couldn't spent all of it fucking like bunnies. Well, they certainly could, but they really shouldn't. It wasn't practical! If they fucked all morning they wouldn't have the energy to fuck all night later. That logic made sense to Zelda.(1/2)
>>85995354>>85995404"Ghggkk—hhh...">Another few moments of sucking and she'd pull all the way off. Desperate breaths sounded out from under those covers as her hand furiously beat his dick, other hand still working on her cunt, both her hole and his shaft letting out their combined scent throughout the room and keeping them both efficiently satiated. It was probably time for Zelda to throw off the covers... by now, all that work she did on her appearance was thrown to the wind as the collective breath and musk trapped under those covers made her sweaty all over again, hair probably a mess, face covered in a combination of spit and her boyfriend's pre-cum. That was to say she definitely looked beautiful under those covers, but she'd need to take a shower before she showed herself to her kingdom."You... w-weren't supposed to wake up. Ghhk—">Oh, no, she's getting right back to it! Without giving Link a chance to respond or get into a better position, he barely felt her teeth graze the tip of his cock before she plunged it right back into her throat. Now she was REALLY going for it... her head threw itself forward and pulled back all at once, middle and index finger stuck in her cunt as she mindlessly waved her hips back and forth, scent bleeding even deeper into Link's nostrils, even if she was facing the other side of the room, and hopefully working the dutiful knight up to a speedy orgasm! Unless he was able to contain himself. Not that he'd want to, but she'd definitely be citing this incident whenever Link questioned her strength or sexual prowess in the future. She might not have known much the first or second time they fucked—but they had done it hundreds of times by now, and she was a certified professional! All thanks to her horny boyfriend.(2/2)(that's all I'd expect from such a dutiful hero! good boy... <3)
>>85995692>He might have made a mistake. There was no escape from that undulating vice that was wrapped around his dick, milking him like his precious Hylian seed had become his girlfriend's favorite thing in the world to swallow. He was dripping like a busted faucet at that point, the potent combination of her saliva mixed with his pre-cum smeared haphazardly up and down that pale-skinned meat. It was fortunate that the Princess' room was tucked so far away from any other quarters, because they definitely would have heard the sinful deed taking place. She was choking on that fat fucking dick like she loved it. Link's cock a willing victim to the vicious throating that shoved it against the clingy confines of her gullet, making his hips raise of their own accord and leave the hero huffing like he had just finished the hardest battle of his entire life. Her throat used to jerk him off, twisting along that meaty girth while her oral muscle swabbed all over his meat, leaving him seeing stars.>He breathed deep. He couldn't get enough of her scent. He'd gladly spend hours between her thighs inhaling through just his nose, eating her out, and letting the thoughts of heroism seep out of his brain and be replaced with nothing but the little suckslut that was draining him dry right now. Link gasped when she suddenly dislodged his massive dick, letting him throb within the tight fist that was racing from tip to base and back again. The sounds were sloppy, pre-cum slick dick pumping that bled through the covers and filled the room with the sound of the Princess beating off her hero to a climax that he was racing towards in an instant."I co-couldn't-">Link was rendered non-verbal, Zelda's self-administered throat-fucking far too intense for him to do anything but be a good, obedient, cock for her to bury into the depths of her throat and bulge out that thirsty gullet that would only be satisfied when she was chugging his nut straight from the tap.(1/2)
>>85995693>The hero of the realm was a horn dog, but he found a perfect match in the dick-slurping Princess that was proving she had the makings of a blowjob queen with how desperately she devoured his pole. Pink, pleasant mouth-heat engulfs his tip, and the glossy-glittery pink of her petals pushed along the surface of his beating cock. Deep slurps that made his brain turn to static, emptying his brain of clear thoughts almost as effectively as she was about to empty out those sweat-soaked nuts. Her scent drenched his brain, leaving him completely powerless to do anything but dump hot, heavy bursts of spunk straight down his beloved Princess' dangerous throat. He was getting addicted."Ungh...">He cried out as his eyes screwed shut, Zelda's features seared into his mind so he could still imagine her while he pumped his massive load straight into her tummy. Spurt after gooey spurt pelted the far end of her throat, every squelching wall that clung to his cock like a succubus plastered in syrupy white. The tension had built up into an explosive climax, dick beating incessantly as it spilled wad after wad of pent up seed. It didn't matter how much they sucked and fucked the day before, his first load of the day was always so fucking thick she could skip breakfast, just having a warm load of hero spunk as her favorite meal and his groans of her name as a snack. Link's entire body was drenched in sweat as he came, his hands delved underneath the covers just so he could feel those pretty blonde locks spilled over his fingers, and his forearms lifted just enough so he could see where they are connected...His pretty, royal suckslut swallowing his seed, and leaving him breathless. He stayed still. She could get a facial. She could make him soak the sheets. He was the dildo for the Princess in this instance, and he wouldn't dream of denying her.(What the heck...Thank you, Princess. Please accept this humble offering...)
>>85995188A bit angry are we?
>>85995659>Jane bows her head between her shoulders and throws back her kosher klappers against his rounded belly and manscaped bikini zone, taking one hand off the wall to playfully spank her right cheek a few times, sending counter-ripples against the thunderstorm of motion she’s making for him, so much sense loveable teenage phat on her haunches that it makes every forward thrust a challenge when working with such a long, curvy coaster-ride of a cock! Ouuuhiuhhgaawwddammityessshhitfuuuhckkk<3>The pair are really acting like this is their own little lovecave by this point, Jane’s dream cumming true right under her nose, taking a cattle-bashing Texas-sized steamy shafting from her principal, in the very showers where countless cocks have passed through, imagining herself as a queen getting to choose her favorites like picking out produce! Well…here and now, she’s already got a prized specimen to tangle with, folding herself forward and hugging her legs to her chest, with one of those expressions of cockbattered pleasure that looks as much like panic or fury as she watches his swingin balls beating off of her muff, watching black shaft push her whorish butthole to the test, a biblical ass-piping that makes her feel like a daisy-fresh virgin all over again! And by now she’s in her zone, she could satisfy at least a whole board meeting’s worth of hard cocks in this state, and it really is a triple X battle of muscle and wills between that PAWGbashing Godzilla cock and her bottomless Kongess white chocolate donk! Who will cum first, or will it be a mutual knockout?~
>>85996049>>85996068>Zelda was glad that she put her all into this... it was more than worth it. As her boyfriend's orgasm crescendos her own was soon to follow! Her constant finger pumping right into the depths of her cunt was the perfect sensation, but the feeling of Link's nut splattering against the back of her throat was the thing that finally did it. She swallowed mouthful after mouthful of wonderful spunk as it all filled up in her mouth. Towards the end, though, she made sure to pull off and let the rest hit her face—as well as the sheets! She wanted the mess everywhere, and she got her wish, Link's scent stuck to the back of her nose as she finally had the chance to breathe and settle down a little."Hahhh... enjoy yourself, h-hero? Mnh.">She flipped the duvet right off and snuggled right up to his dick right afterwards, giving it a series of little kisses when she wasn't pressing her cheek affectionately up against it. She couldn't help herself! She was just way too into him and his musky scent. But now, they were both settling down, and the aftermath of their collective sweat and cum filled the space between them while she dotted his cock with kisses."Thanks for breakfast, my love... p-perhaps we should go downstairs and get you some too, hm?">As if they didn't need to shower, probably twice, after all of that. But she wouldn't be in a rush to get out of bed, even if that's what this was all about in her mind—getting the stress out of her hero so they could get a jump on the day! No, she was okay with sitting and ruminating on the scent of his musky dick for another few minutes. Hell, she was ready to take a nap if there wasn't actual work to do today! Instead, she settled on just bumping her nose against it a few times before finally pulling her head away, begrudgingly, and straightening herself out."Shower. Breakfast. You coming?">She stood, legs covered in slick girlcum, face covered in messy boycum. She was a slut, but at least she was his!
>>85996068hehe... just barely hit the character limit!thanks for being so good or me, Owain. the bed calls, so I must sleep...do try and behave yourself around me, hm? no hard feelings? <3see you around, Link~
>>85996281(Hmph. You know what you're doing...I should also get some rest! A great way to start the week, that's for sure.)>do try and behave yourself around me, hm? no hard feelings? <3(No promises. Practice your stretching, Princess. You might need it sooner or later...)(See you soon, Zelda.) <3
>>85995065Just for future ref, their name is double.
>>85996115>Sharp, primal gutteral grunts escaped Mr. Johnson’s parted lips, punctuating every spelunking sphincter-stretching slam his sable shlong made inside her. Shabbat shalome indeed! The older man was giving it his all, doing his best to keep up with the frenzied twerking this teen was spoiling him with, showing her that despite his age he had still a ton of mahtza! “Ohhhh shitttttttt”>He was the first to break. (He was after all at least double her age!) >somehow he managed to unbury his cock from her now ruined hole, grabbing her by the waist and turning her to face him. The man would press her against the wall and once again claim her lips in a feverish kiss, moaning deliriously as his thick spunk erupted from him, glazing her stomach and tits with his essence.
>>85996319>Jane grins with victorious slutty pride, sharing steamy breath with him as she devotedly milks him onto her belly and thighs, groaaaaning as she jerks the last of his load and feels him start to go floppy, which makes her smile in its own way! Fuck. Yes. This. Was…a hoot. >The cracker-ass nerd giggles and sighs, bending down to lick the last bit of white frosting off that chocolate tip!(Seems like a good place to call it, hm?)
>>85996417(Yeah, sounds good!)
>>85995567Gross male otaku have nothing on the pristine female otaku losers~ Try being a girl next time.
>>85996316Thanks anon. Gonna make sure I apologize to them again next time I see them.
>>85996434Shut the fuck up. I can't wait to see your memberships drop and march sales plummet. 26 million views on your little tweet and counting now. Hope it was worth it, acting like a retarded foid for femcel brownie points.
>>85996434Hot! Please fuck your big titty coworkers, Laplus!
>>85996597Oh no a couple virgin otaku will stop jacking off with my merch so sad~ Have fun hate jerking to my clips where I get to creep on your favourite while I tell her how much a creep you are insulting girls! Loooooser~>>85996621I get to suck her boobs and fuck her cause girl nerds are just so much cuter.
>>85996597Anon...lap merch already sold out. By the time new merch comes out it'll blow over
I read Laplus’s statement more as an admonition against parasocial relationships in all honesty.
>>85993572Damn, never saw that Chihiro pic before.Hot.
>>85996628I said shut the FUCK up, you McDonald's eating cunt. God I should've seen this coming. There were warning signs the moment you went from perving on your brother to yuri-baiting and making sexual comments about your fellow Holos. The irony is, if you were a dude, nobody would excuse your perverse, disgusting tendencies. You brought up a culture of a perverts by the way you acted on stream, like a pervert. Only now, that you've raked in the dough, this is how you treat your fans? Go fuck yourself. Twitter radfem culture poisoned you, or maybe you were always secretly like this.
>>85996597>>85996691Does this guy think this is the real Laplus? Lmao
>>85996574Don't beat yourself too hard about it.
>>85996751You can say that again
Does Zelda like sucking Owain's cock that much?
>>85996691So? I get paid by losers who jack off to me perving on their favourites and I will continue to bait out their donations. Because even if I lose you losers who hate jerk to me I'll still have cucks who'll support me and enjoy it. Keep crying though I'll save this so when I'm sexting your favourite I'll send it to her and laugh. Cuck rage much? Groooooss~
>>85996756Zelda just loves sucking dick in general.
>>85996769Top 10 favorite Holo girls? Give us the deets, Laplus-sama.
Tall, obscenely busty 10/10s do belong to horse-hung shorties, totally true.
>>85996833Whoever's my next off collab is number one hihi~>>85996895Quite right quite right.
Night night. You're quite considerate.
>>85996910And who is that? Tell us which Holo girl you're going to fuck next, Laplus-sama!
