ty for bred op

>nyum

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>>86191540
league skin that's also kinda affini-adjacent

Really really really tired plant being healed by the presence of cute terrans

>>86194104
>You get on the train late at night
>It's just you and an Affini you've never seen before in this car
>You can't tell if she's asleep or night, so you go to take a seat as quietly as you can so that you don't disturb her
>She's sitting near the door, so you have to pass close by to get to your seat

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>You sit down in your seat on the opposite end of the train car
>The Affini's body remains completely motionless
>But a single little green tendril slithers sneakily across the floor, approaching you like a vine growing up towards the warmth of the sun
>+1

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>Why don’t we just stop domesticating all together?
>The simple answer is… BECAUSE YOU DON’T WANT ME TO!!!

>>86194366
Cute!!!
Petting the sleepyffini's droopy, tired vine...

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I go back and forth between desiring the power and confidence of being an affini with their own pet(s) to take care of, while being more than capable of making them the happiest, most comforted floret ever, and being a scared little sophont that just needs someone to hug and relax all my worries into. Right now I'm feeling the latter.
Posted it again award but picrel

>>86195619
Floretplayer spotted

>>86194490
total digger domestication

>>86195843
Fossil Fools but it’s the signing of the domestication treaty from the Accord perspective

>>86194366
its actually going to your neck, but very slowly. You have to change seats like every 5 minutes to avoid it

>Your mistress brings you along to work today, because she has an important bureaucratic meeting and she'll be working extra late.
>She puts you down in a large playpen just outside of the conference room, already occupied by a few other florets.
>A huge very important looking plampt arrives a few minutes later and drops off her floret too.
>Her floret is an Affini all bundled up in restraints, with chastity devices on each of her injectors, already dripping.
>Only now do you notice that the playpen walls are very tall and that there are no exits or entrances beside an owner vinelift.
>You hear something in affini, and then the huge plampt unseals the chastity devices one by one, each one coming off with a fizz and a pop.
>She then heads into the conference room, leaving her floret in the center of the playpen, still all bundled up and unable to move.
>You notice there's this big tied up knot from which two loose vines splay out, each one saying 'pull to release'.
>All of you go quiet, and quickly exchange glances with one another...

>>86196278
The concept of large playpen where florets can have fun with each other while onlookers watch reminds me of the Pegbugs from Monster Mind. Running around, sleeping, fucking, and generally looking cute.
https://argonvile.itch.io/monstermind

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>>86196278
This is very cute and also hot and kind of scary Nonny I love it! Do service florets get to leave the playpen and sleep at their finni’s feet slash vine nest until they’re needed or it’s time for core cuddles or food?

>>86197263
You get to stay home in a blanket nest, eat snacks, read and play games until she’s back. For maximum effect you should be sleeping somewhere she doesn’t expect and when she wakes you up, try crawling straight through her chest into her core to finish your nap. If done correctly she’ll laugh about what a hard day you must have had while petting you and telling you how much you’re loved (more than anyone else ever has been).

>>86197474
Do you think my finni will eventually get bored of just me and want another floret for some reason? Like for charity?

>>86196585
cuute
>>86197263
Oh, well, that rule is depends on your owner, you're allowed to bring pets into the conference room. Although, there are a few affini in attendance who absolutely cannot concentrate if there are adorable pets within vines reach. So you need be properly hidden in the vine nest and stay put. You may only flirt with other blooms during recess, if caught flirting with vines under the table you go into the playpen alright.

>>86197542
Never, Nonny. How dare you question whether you’re enough for her. There are many other affini to help struggling florets. Your core cuddle nap has been upgraded to a class-C hotbox and biorhythm bath session.

>>86197561
That is very very fair I won’t flirt with any other vines or distract anyone I promise! (But if the meeting has a break I’m going to covertly let any wandering vines know that I’m friendly.)

long day today

Office volunteer indie thats happy about bring your flort to work day because they get pet less

>>86199655
old ass man indie who's been an Accord bureaucrat for 50 years working in the BXWC because paperwork is literally all he knows and fending off a dozen NOIs a day

Human sized pet bed for you to sit in under your plommys desk while does her accounting. Until you get bored and wander off, getting lost in the supplies room or distracting other affini.

If I'm pulled into an Affini starship or etc, what will happen to my bf? He's on the other end of the country and I could not imagine living without him.

>AO3 is kill
RIP plampts

>>86200525
You can get your plommy to flort him as well so you can be together as pinnates

>>86200525
If you wine poudly enough about him or try to show them your message history they will understand and put you both together again

>>86196278
Injector chastity is hot for domesticated Affini. Don't let her out, watch her struggle and try to inject sophonts in vain.

Malefinni who looks, sounds, acts, and talks like any other Femalefinni. His florets call him "mama" too. He's always confused about why so many Terrans get weirdly hung up on his gender for some reason.

>>86200932
Dumb 'ffini who can't understand why the cultural outgrowths of sexual dimorphism might matter to a sexually dimorphic species... himbo 'ffini......

>>86199771
50 something indie that very politely and professionally declines all his NOIs because he's somehow learned how to navigate Affini legal jargon.

>>86200932
mommy boyfriend is severly underutilized tbqh

>>86200677
>To the affini's horror, her fellow florets don't immediately release her from the binds.
>They instead pick up the chastity devices and re-seal her injectors one by one.
>Oh, the betrayal, she totally wasn't going... Aaah... Mngh-ph.
>Everyone starts suckling on her sealed flower buds.
>Never letting her fully discharge, keeping her on the edge leaking pre-drug...

>>86201022
(he has to put on a respirator, gloves, and eye protection before opening the NOI envelopes cc'd to him because about 60% of them contain some form of class-C booby-trap)

>>86203233
He's made a habit of wearing a hazmat suit thats a little clunky for in person rejections.
(He needs the protection in case of aerated class C's and Core exposure, and the back side has plating in case they still try to inject him sneakily.)

>>86203328
induction day for new indies at the office includes an ~extensive~ course on the PPE required to do your job and not end up as an addled pet by the end of your first day
...providing there are other indies present to give this course.

>>86203396
He knows the spiel by heart, and the questionares down to a science, but any prospective volunteers just get florted at the door from all the lingering class C aerosols (mostly for him), he's written several reports about how it impacts the individual sophonts just trying to visit the office for completely normal reasons, but some of its literally bonded into the molecular structure of the door so they stopped trying to clean it...
For this reason he does hotline calls from his hab on weekends.

>>86203565
Which would no doubt keep him terribly busy, with all the Affini calling in because they have just *so* many issues with their paperwork right now

You know, that gives me a thought. You know the classic porno opener of the woman coming to the door in not very much when a tradesman comes to fix her boiler or whatever? In compact porn I'd expect it would be more common to see "Oh thank goodness you've come, my papers are a complete mess and I just *need* someone to help me get them in order..."

>>86203683
I could see that in Affini porn, but more interspecies things I think would end up more the other way around.
Painfully obvious seed needs help with papers then accordingly spends the next 30 minutes to several days cumming their brains out and being called a good pet.

affini who class Hs you to believe she's actually milking your brains out and making you stupider when you cum

>>86204073
why not just actually do this tho?

affini who class Hs you to believe she's not actually milking your brains out and making you stupider when you cum

>>86204170
dumbest bimbo floret you've ever met who believes she's a world leading expert in neuroscience (she used to be)

>>86204207
to the affini everyone is a dumb bimbo

>>86204170
Flort that thinks they're super duper smart and good at conversations and not actively cumming from sniffing plommy's pits...

>>86204219
yeah but this one would be a medically certified idiot by 20th century terran standards

floret that hangs around with a club of other florets who actually are very intelligent and intellectually curious, believing he's one of them (they just let him hang around because they think he's cute and molestable)

>>86204277
high functioning floret club that takes the dumb one to jafes...

Affini who just isn't that into florets. She doesn't hate them or anything, she just doesn't love them the way everyone else does. This is effectively considered a form of psychopathy by the Affini, and she's a bit of an outcast. You think you've found something of a kindred spirit among the Affini, one of their kind that can understand that other races deserve freedom and dignity, but you quickly learn that when she says "floret" she means "non-Affini."

>>86204983
racist affini gf...

Oh that reminds me, my maladaptive daydreams this past week have all been the same "definitely not just coffee shop AU" fantasies involving a handsome maleffini...
>bored indie decides to open a bar on the ship to entertain both other indies and couples
>several years pass, and while he has expressed openness to domestication and gets countless proposals he always laughs and says he prefers to watch
>enjoys the fact he gets a close seat to so many goings on
>loves seeing indies he grows to care about getting florted
>one day a maleffini sits down and makes a slightly flirtatious mention of domestication
>indie goes to correct him, only to realize the maleffini isn't talking about him
>turns out maleffini also just likes watching
>not for any particular reason, having a flort just isnt for him
>starts turning up every day so they can gossip about who's gonna get florted next and how they can't BELIEVE those two go together and the deeper politics and psychology of domestication
>maleffini notices over the coming months that indie is growing increasingly depressed
>walks into an empty bar one evening, indie is *deep* in his cups and mopey
>maleffini offers to help him collapse on his couch
where it goes after that depends on my mood, I just like the idea of an indie and maleffini that enjoy seeing other florts getting florted, neither against domestication but maybe someday...

bappis

wait the site is down for TWO WEEKS????

>>86209011
yes no nut november is being enforced this year

So canonically Terrans become the third most populous species in the universe after affini and beeple, and the second most common kind of floret

This is slander against Terrans that implies we were made to be perfect pets with only a species that evolved to be pets easier to handle. We are a proud warrior race

>>86209011
>>86209051
I HAVE THINGS TO UPLOAD
MY FINAL DRAFTS ARE ONLY STORED ON AO3 AS UNPUBLSHED CHAPTERS

>>86209062
you are such a little cutie! yes you are! yes you are!

>>86209094
I just want to read my silly little stories....
At the very least by the time the site comes back up I'll finally have an account unless they're pausing the queue
which
certainly they wouldn't, right...?

>>86209062
A proud warrior race that just cannot help yourselves but hug literally anything that moves! No other species that wasn't externally domesticated has such an intensive bonding instinct.
There's even signs of domestication by humans IN HUMANS.

>>86209159
>doesnt have an account yet
what a little sprout

>>86209011
two weeks is super long for a website to be down too, I wonder why

>>86209426
4

>>86209450
3

>>86209474
2

>>86209409
I'm not one for fanfiction really and I hadn't even read hdg until like 3 weeks ago so DONT BE MEAN...!

>>86209520
well luckily you can check out all the classics on ROM

>>86209520
cute pouty little sprout...

>>86209528
wait holy spit you're SO RIGHT
Really glad I chose to start no gods no masters last night rather than a newer one id be way more upset

>>86209667
lol real seeds download from ao3 to read on an ereader

Neet affini gamer friend who kidnaps and domesticates you so she can have you nap in her lap while she plays games

>>86209804
when she rages all her injectors spasm and u can't think straight for a week

>>86209426
Okay so there’s currently a cybersecurity apocalypse happening due to AI. Everything that can be hacked is being hacked. A huge vulnerability was found in PHP by researchers at OpenAI, Binance just had 6 billion dollars of crypto stolen, shit is bad. They’re calling it Black October

ao3 is trying to upgrade their security

>>86209840
hence
>>86209450

Going to a sandwich shop and ordering the same thing enough times that the affini who run it name that sandwich after you.
The coffee shop and tea house you go to name combos after you.
Your favorite mods for your favorite video games get added to a “nonny’s picks” page on the overnet website you download them from.
Your favorite movies are on display on the streaming service you use most often AND are being screened at your favorite movie theater!
You asked your friends who are florets (you, too, are a floret) and they said no that stuff has never happened to them. But a few of them tried your sandwich and liked it!

>>86209520
Started reading hdg a few weeks ago, develop a thing for wearing collars and can almost imagine vines holding you in place while plommy has her way with you. It's over for me, isn't it.

>>86211256
omg twinsies
except I've had a thing for collars since the single digits. I came out cooked unfortunately...
and also I much prefer pladdies but that's neither here nor there...

>>86211036
it's fun until you go somewhere new and they recognize you and have something perfect you didn't order

>>86212871
Wait like they named something I would like after me even though I’ve never met them before, or tried that thing?

sleepy terran spotted walking drowsily up to a strange affini, resting their forehead against it, and saying- forcefully- 'bweh'

>>86213563
Final question on the body language exam in the second course of Terrans Are Adorable!

The Free Terrans have developed a hypermetric nuclear cluster torpedo capable of delivering thousands of megatons of nuclear power across an area thousands of miles wide at hyperspace velocities, and it isn't even in the Affini's top ten most dangerous Terran attacks, which include yawning and sneezing.

affini who makes you very sensitive so you cry over little things because she thinks its just SO cute

>>86213635
Theres a billion billion countermeasures and solutions to missiles.
There are 0 countermeasures for the the tiny little reflex noises terrans make.

>>86213677
I need this, I've mentally desensitised myself so much that I'm afraid I won't cry when it really matters...

>>86213817
Adam Sandler in Eight Crazy Nights

>>86213817
yes... more crybaby florts... welcome to the winning team...

>>86214354
...it doesn't feel like I'm winning...

>>86214354
Sad tears, joyous tears, overwhelmed tears. Sometimes when I think about being owned by plommy, I just cry because I feel so lucky to exist and to be hers. Sometimes everything is so wonderful that I get scared I'll wake up, but she's always there to pinch my cheeks, wipe away my tears and snuggle me tight and tell me all about how I'll be hers for forever and ever and ever...

>>86206198
This is basically my own indie fantasy.....

>>86213817
I don't mean to tranny groom, but unironically estrogen helps you feel again
I love my friends I love my tits I love being able to cry

Its fun how peoples mental percuilarities differ, isnt it? Im kind of the opposite- when im alone with noone to judge i cry fairly easily over sad scenes in series and movies and such, depending on what precisely it is
But ive never thought of emotionality as a good thing. Its important to recognize and understand what you are feeling, and thats something ive had to work at, autism ho! But if you gave me the choice to have more or less feelings, i'd choose less in a heartbeat. Zero judgement to thise who see it the opposite way of course. But why would i WANT to be experinceing these irrationalities? Shit sucks man.

I also suppose its worth to point put theres an important differnce between HAVING emotions but repressimg them or not understanding them... and *actually* not having them

>>86217320
Well, they're good at different times, aren't they? If you want to make a critical decision, you'd prefer to be able to act rationally. But when you want to *experience* something, to indulge in all the wonders of being alive, so much the better if you can feel more intensely about it. Art without emotion is nothing but data, socialising without emotion is nothing but business.

i just like to include in the fantasy of someone making me feel better after i'm upset
forever aftercare

>>86217421
Im trying hard to not put things in a way that sounds like 'im right and you're wrong', yea? Really no judgent intended, truely.

I dont like art. I like *entertainment* and *distractions*, but *art* art really seems like a big waste of evryones time. Socializing is something that i do primarily because it is required - wether i approve or not, the human psyche does fundamentaly require connections to others to be healthy and content. It also helps in a more direct way, since having relationships with people means it will be easier to work with them and have them help you out or do some activity together.

It all gets quite messy, because i am of course not infact entirely unemotional or fully logical. Im human as the rest of us, just autistic. So i do enjoy talking to friends and colleagues, or watching a good movie or gaming or whatver.
Its just, the fact that i do, its irrational yea?
Ive had to cope with having emotions and shit, and i dare say ive gotten quite good at them infact. Most people IRL think im fairly normal actually.
But man, would i CHOOSE to have all this shit i dont understand going on if i had the choice? No mam, i would not. And somehow, not having to have them always seemed more appealing than just getting to understanding them

>>86218170
I have to say I don't understand that at all, but then I've always been fascinated with... most things, really. You only get to live one life, which means you only get to glimpse the surfaces of the infinite possiblities that exist. It's why I enjoy listening to knowledgeable people talk about their special interests, even if they're nominally of no interest to me, because you get that glimpse into someone else's world. I don't think I've ever been bored in such a conversation.

Similarly, art gives you glimpses into other worlds, into experiences you haven't had, or experiences you have had, yet experienced differently, by someone else whose thoughts and feelings were different, even if only subtly. Art could never cease to fascinate me, because of this. And emotion is a core part of this, because it's essential to interest in another person's world. A story wouldn't be entertaining if I didn't feel anything about it.

I suppose part of it is that despite the issues I, another sperg, have had with my emotions, despite having occasionally wished that I didn't have them, I'd still rather have them, because the good ones outweigh every negative experience I've ever had with anger, getting overwhelmed, anxiety, etc.

Sunrises are really, really pretty, y'know? I wouldn't want to feel nothing when I watch one. Idek what the point of being alive would be.

>>86218477
I'm reminded of a time when I was camping with family on an island on Lake Superior. The size is pretty unfathomable in-person, it's basically a freshwater sea. It's a very surreal experience getting up at 6am and walking to the waterfront at sunrise, with no one around and the water perfectly still. I also remember not being able to tell anyone that I thought it was pretty, or else they would most certainly make fun of me.
My parents and I were never very close, emotionally speaking. I'm the happiest I've ever been now that I've been able to learn how to connect with other people in a meaningful way. Also estrogen.

Affini with a really sensitive highly customizable pleasure graft (suction type)
Floret with a huge cock who likes to pose in their hab with it flopping out or hanging out in the open
Affini who sometimes loses control and injects her floret with xenodrugs to remove his refractory period
Floret who achieved the mythical position of “free use partner (receiving) (male)” and feels a little twinge of terror at having his cock out like you do walking into a haunted house
Affini who just finished her course on safe xenodrug mediated prostate stimulation and is about to add it into their “routine” for the first time
Floret who decides to risk it and let his big floppy cock and suspiciously caked up squishy beautiful ass hang out for no reason at all (definitely not biorhythm influenced)

>>86217320
You can be emotional when you're alone and hide them when you're not with good company. But if you hide them all the time, you'll forget how/what to feel when something good or bad happens. You'll just be watching as the world moves on around you.

>>86220841
Milking an affini's xenodrug injectors like you do with snake venom and microdosing them in different quantities to see what combination hits the hardest while still being somewhat functional.

>>86222322
My affini doing this to me while working me to orgasm #27 as I desperately try to hold onto consciousness

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>>86223196
My finni promised me that lots of florets get milked to the point where an un-implanted terran would die…

>>86223360
no horny allowed, only yearny

Feeling some kinship with an extremely tired and overworked Affini plasma injector alignment technician who just got off her third fourteen-hour-long shift in a row. Then she just calls her boss and tells them that she's taking a yearlong vacation with fifteen minutes of notice. Not asking, just telling them, and then hanging up the phone. These weeds will never understand the Terran struggle.

>>86223442
Sorry but my Affini is horny and she says I can be horny too

>>86225457
im calling the BWHC or whatever tf the acronym is

>>86217320
I get the benefits of being less emotional, and there's definitely some emotions that I like not effecting me as much. Like I barely get angry or mad, and I've never actually been mad with anyone or gotten into any personal drama as a result.
I imagine being emotional gives you higher highs and lower lows, like, if something bad happens and you're emotional, it will hit you much harder, but if something good happens, it'll also hit you harder. While having squashed emotions removes the worst of the worst but also the best of the best.
I really envy the best of the best is all, I want to cry over sad stuff, be super excited with my interests, feel really happy without just cringing at myself. I think I have stronger emotions somewhere, they're just repressed, and honestly, >>86216408 trying estrogen is tempting just for that reason.
But maybe I'd rather try something that doesn't give me tits first, I once tried a low dose of shrooms and I got super emotional and cried over something happy. I heard of some other substances that entice me, but I'm not a druggie and just tried the shrooms because they grow naturally nearby. But who am I kidding, I won't do or try anything and I can't even cry about it.

>>86226533
I wish I could trip sit for you. you can really access a lot of unprocessed feelings very directly on psilocybin, I've cried and laughed harder than I ever thought possible for either on shrooms. often on the same trip. I wonder if I could focus on hdg during it.

>>86227259
aww, I really appreciate it. And yea, it wasn't at all what I expected, I went it thinking it was going to be all trippy and weird. But as far as hallucinations went, I only took enough to see everything sort of breathing and more vivid colors, after that I became really emotionally vulnerable and had some sort of self-intervention and cried.
But that was years ago, haven't tried since... thinking of, right now is when they start growing, late fall, when its just a bit frosty in the morning.

>>86225516
More like the umm big wide human cock!!! Or as my finni calls it MPFT my perfect umm you know what toy

>>86227897
Affini who grooms you, a 30 something year old man, into satisfying her sexually as though it’s some deviant act (to most other plampts it is)

>>86227925
Finni who teaches you how to hide the extra deep injector marks she leaves all over your body and explain why your cock is so sensitive and your prostate is basically a hair trigger

>>86226533
See this is stuff i struggle to make sense of.
I can see that someone may conclude that the good is worth the bad. Like, sure, i could see that.
But why would you *want* to cry over stuff and feel sad? I guess it can be somewhat cathartic, but that aside i struggle to see anything desirable about it.

Ah but then when *i* say i actually enjoy getting a little bit mad now and then, and that i dont count it as an inherrently negative emotion, evryone thinks *thats* whacky and wierd to say.

Autism is one hell of a drug let me tell you folks lmao

>>86209062
Yes my little warrior you have my unbearable attacks such as doing a biggg stretch, sneezing, yawning, making a happy noise as you’re drifting off into a nap

>>86228452
>But why would you *want* to cry over stuff and feel sad?
Maybe it's not about crying itself, but about wanting to care more. The lack of emotions for me at least might be a 'I don't care' defense mechanism. When the dog I grew up with died, no emotional reaction really, same with grandparents passing away, even through they were great.
Like, it's sad when I think really hard about it, but in general, I just don't let myself care enough or something. I hate it, because I really should have cried, losing them should have hurt me more because we had so many good memories together, but for some reason I don't let myself get hurt.
This 'I don't care' attitude can also go further, like not caring about living, which it has, but thankfully I also didn't care about not living, so it was a wash.

This made me think 'recently captured feral and floret'
https://youtube.com/shorts/2hfxTC6qd0Y

>>86230436
If this were an affini POV, they would get jabbed with class Es for every hiss.

Sad because I want to read stories about florets like me and finnis like my finni but they are sooo rare and none of them do what I want them to do exactly!

>>86231786
I disagree. I think most hdg stories are about extremely adorable precious florets ;0

>>86231870
Thank you for the complement Nonny but I imagine my floret self doing very strange things and the finnis I interact with sometimes acting very strange as well!!! For example I would love to read a story where it’s a bunch of extremely sadistic finnis talking about really grotesque stuff they’re gonna do to their (prospective and still feral) florets and its slowly revealed I am in one of their laps sleeping like this https://n.uguu.se/wPSwOyAH.mp4 having felt sleepy and considered them safe enough to use as a bed. Then my owner shows up and they very gingerly hand me to her so carefully that I don’t wake up.

Would you rather you affini turn you into a completely docile, obedient pet or would you rather her leave a tiny bit of feral in you so she can watch you struggle in vain?

>>86234191
Plommy 'punishes' you being a naughty puppy for struggling because she deliberately left a bit of feral inside you for that exact purpose.

>>86234191
I would like to be completely obedient, but having my memories occasionally wiped temporarily back to being feral occasionally would be fun

>>86234191
Out of those two options, i'd have to go with completely obedient.
I do like to imagine myself as a somewhat more self reliant floret, outide cat style, but of course this wouldnt be based on disobedience, but rather on a bit more sense of self and independance retained. At the end of the day, though, it'd be happening because mistress knows its the best for me! When im home or otherwise with her, i'd be a perfectly sweet and submitted pet. I am hers, of course, and i love her. Just with the spirit of a cat rather than a dog.

>>86234191
I would probably go with the second option, but just like >>86235932 said, it's only happening because my mistress wills it and finds it entertaining. Bratty floret that needs a firmer hand and the occasional funishment or two.

>>86234191
Docile and totally obedient, but not like mindless no thoughts obedience (well, maybe sometimes).
I imagine mistress is super doting and praise heavy but also just a little mean. She likes to keep me timid and a bit self-conscious, so that I always try my absolute hardest to be good for her. That way her praise hits me like bone-melting fusion bombs.
She also doesn't let me become desensitized to total obedience. She let's me feel the exhilarating dread of being completely permanently owned and helplessly obedient always.
The only way I could sort of disobey would be malicious over-compliance, where I'm a little too good, like being obnoxiously polite and reverent until she rewards me with some funishment.

>>86234191
Life wouldn't be worth living if I couldn't take the piss (figurative), so there's gotta be *some* feral

bup

Do you think the affini would keep/revive halloween
Im imagining florets and affini in spooky costumes, having a party. Or, for the sprouts, trick or treating.

>>86238639
I think the plampts would love to watch the little florets run around in cute costumes on a sugar rush, going hab to hab for candy

floret in a gillie suit dressed as their mommy

>>86233921
im staring

>>86240924
Keep your eyes up here and not on the injector vines making their way to you.

>>86234191
keep some feral just so I can be broken. I want to run away and then get scared and have to have my plommy come save me like 2 blocks from our hab

>>86228452
>But why would you *want* to cry over stuff and feel sad?
Without getting too deep in the weeds of psychoanalytical theory, humans are just as wired to desire uncomfortable feelings as much as comfortable one. It goes without saying that a large part of the appeal of HDG (for many readers anyway) is how horrifying it is, I think there's reason we're reading stories about plant aliens taking uncanny human forms having human pets rather than just human mommy petplay tripe.
>>86234191
My heart says super obedient because I'm tired, but my penor says I'd love if my maleffini kept me a little feral, I'd say that's better than the concrete void of complete docility.

Got called feral today for not wearing a cute Halloween costume

plommy that does overnight surgery to turn you into a fully biomodded catgirl for Halloween just to turn you back to normal the next day

Flort that sits on the porch and thows candy at trick or treating florts

>>86242061
okay!

Floret who uses the floret cut system to add really long, incredibly disturbing death scenes to famous and infamous horror movies. The best one is Halloween kills. The grinder thing jams about two thirds of the way through and they have to use crowbars and stuff to crush his head before you see it pop and it goes through.
Affini who explains that no her floret does not need mental help they just really hate cliches, pointing to the two separate floret cuts they made of HEAT (crew gets away with massive police fatalities, Charlene beaten to death by someone using Dominick as a weapon while Chris watches).

>>86246242
when do they push someone into a grinder in Halloween???

>>86246242
Floret who wants to specify that he’s adding the grinder death scene to Halloween Kills so he can use the mob violence as an excuse to stick Micheal with increasingly painful injuries and because the actual movie where it happened is too boring. They also took the “will Micheal kill a baby” scene and added it back but in this one it’s like 25 full seconds of the baby getting stabbed in the head.

>>86246303
In Halloween Ends. But here it’s being moved to Kills as a climax to that movie.

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Floret who really hates test audiences!

>>86246392
Cotyledon thats gonna get you!!!

>>86246392
if they took test audiences from my gay tasteful friend group movies would be good again

>>86247249
No!!! Not my fresh seasoned chicken and fried fish I purchased specifically for him!!! My bag designed to tear open is ripping!!! NO!!!!!
>>86247594
One of the best parts of the compact would be me getting one of those too and all of us are foxes. Maybe yours and mine could meet up some day and do whatever gay tasteful friend groups do?
I get the purpose of test audiences in a corporate way but they do really piss me off sometimes with how easily confused and incurious they are. And then a movie like Digger comes out that passes them but critics hate and I have to wonder if I just have bad taste in movies.

>>86247853
a-are you going to turn my friends into foxes...?

>>86248080
No don’t worry I’ll get my own gay cultured fox friends! But if you wanted to try it out temporarily I’m sure something could be arranged!

>>86248080
I'm going to turn your friends into foxes.
-the evil warlock

>>86248281
>your fox friends have stolen my grimore and peed on it. please have them back and leave me in peace.

hdg really ruined me
I spend all day thinking about how much I need an owner. I literally don't even care for a romantic relationship anymore.
im pretty much incapable of seeing myself as anything but property anymore.

>>86248753
I don't think I saw myself as more than property before I discovered HDG, but it did reinforce my belief that some percentage of humans probably don't deserve the opportunity to own things.

>>86250221
I don't even deserve to make decisions. My whole life ive been just trying to find SOMETHING to serve with my whole being. being independent is just not what im made for

Walking around as a fully adult floret knocking on random hab doors asking for candy!

>>86251562
ALL the candy is drugged

>>86251004
You're okay, you can choose head pats all you want.
Theres just a hard to directly identify like 30-40% of the human population that really deserves to be lobotomized.

>>86251631
Okay but is it at least drugged in creative ways? Do the nice affini complement me and ask what I’m dressed as? Do I get petted? Do any of them fuck me really quickly and then put me back out on the street with partial amnesia and the only clue being my cock being extremely sensitive and leaky and my prostate being really hot and sensitive and lots of tension in my lower body? Do they know what candies I like the most? Are there new candies I’ve never tried before???

>>86251736
the whole block conspired to put a small element of a xenodrug cocktail in each of their candies so that by the end you are open and suggestive and enormously sensitive and then they are all waiting for you back at your hab

>>86251736
Floret who’s going to have lots of fun erotic nightmares of being raped by various inhuman creatures as his affini gradually restores his memories!!!

>>86251773
How did you specifically know that I would want that to happen
What are they going to do to me when I get home this is exciting

>>86251809
idk ravage ur holes, probably make new ones too

>>86251859
I was thinking they’d read all my e621 searches and make me re-enact all the pictures and comics I liked most

Does anyone else have the thing where the list of posts citing this one and the post a reply button disappear when you check in and are there the next time you load it?

My bucket is already full of floret gushers (edible condoms with homemade seed filling), and I've only knocked on 3 doors.

>>86253232
Imagining my finni trying to convince me to let her package my highly modified cum as candy and me being so weirded out she has to really try hard before I say yes

trying to explain to the fini at the door that she's supposed to throw toilet paper, not domestication papers.

floret gushers but it seems like just a normal candy, then it's the floret who gushes

Flort thats gonna egg your house she just has to finish laying them first

She's been writhing on the floor laying eggs for at least an hour now

Flort is the only trick or treater who isn’t a little sprout

>>86254945
for now!

>>86255072
No!!! I don’t want to be a little sprout I want to be turned into a fox person!

I wouldn’t want to be a floret but id definitely be forcibly domesticated. Refused to transition, racism, even involved in far right politics. Definitely cooked for feralism.

Knowing that I’d just give in and go to the domestication center and hopefully get more choices about the outcome.

>>86255789
>idk how but they gave me a black affini and she makes me call her "massa"

>>86255695
cute little fox kit!

>>86256141
No nonny you don’t understand! I want to be a very fully adult dashing cute fox man who gets to do little sprout stuff because I’m an animal and they do silly things well into adulthood!

>>86251699
Welcome back Aristotle

>>86256719
every time you complain i make u 1 year younger

>>86259709
the forbidden physical agereg.......
You know if you overdo that you get banished to the shadow realm

>>86259709
>>86259819
Complaining nonstop until I’m a cute 18 year old foxboy with perfect 12/10 femboy body and I finally agree my finni can treat me like a sprout but only if it’s in a kinky horny way

plommy who snuggles you and tells you you're her sweet little floret and she loves you so much

>>86261704
and breastfeeds you . to clarify. she holds you to her breast and coos over you and feeds you very very drugged nectarmilk. that's important to me.

>You sit across from the weed, who's masked "face" sits upon their gnarled appendages masquerading as hands
>She smiles smugly at you as you glare back at her
>You tell her that you'll never bend to her will, and hurl a few choice slurs at her to get the idea across
>"My, what nasty language~"
>"As your new owner, I am due a level of respect and deference. From now on, you will only refer to me as your "Big Brother," or else you will be punished."
>You open your mouth to call her another slur, but you quickly close it
>... what?
>Big Brother?
>"My, you certainly are a fast learner, aren't you, petal?"
>What the fuck
>Not, like, "Mistress" or-
>Wait, is she- is it a guy?
>"I'm your Big Brother now, and that's all you need to know."
>You glance around the room, asking anyone who might be listening if they can please give you a different Affini, please

>>86195619
>award
Shartyfags are into HDG?

>>86254885
birbflort fate

>>86262805
giggled ty

>>86262805
Floret who's Just Not Into It.

>>86263298
that's where the rape comes in i think

Affini who has convinced a terran she's it's mate (makes them more docile, friendly, and easier to train)

Terran who didn't watch any of the propaganda broadcasts, bur heard that there were aliens, wanders into the affini settlement to go see them. The first affini they see immediately begins courting them as a floret, with the terran having no clue what's going on as they get more and more attached. Eventually the affini slides the contract across to them, and they say 'what the fuck is this' and begin panicking and stop speaking to the affini altogether. Only to find that they miss her so badly...

>>86263885
The affini settlement is actually a underground bunker in Area 51 where the CIA extract xenodrugs from the affini and dispersing them via chemtrails to control the population. The Storm Area 51 raids a few years ago was a failed attempt to break them out.

>>86263442
Terran very confused why his mate isn't getting pregnant even though the doctor and the vet say both of them are healthy

indie that finds all their favorite emo and screamo music has been replaced with "floret cuts" and the lyrics and positive and happy now. When they request the original audio files it is automatic grounds for a wardship

>>86248753
>>86250221
I've been fantasizing about being someone's dog since long before my balls dropped.
Being owned and wearing a collar has just never not seemed to appealing to me.

>>86266180
yes please make me a dog make me yours take away my personhood

Floret who's hiding from you behind her Affini because she's "scared around strangers." The floret is your twin sister.

First bloom affini who proposes having Halloween every week after seeing so many little Terrans in costume

>>86266180
For me it was reading Escape From Pyramid X at the local library when I was about 8 and reaching the ending where a boy awakens an evil mummy who then transforms herself into a super hot egyptian babe, says "I'm a priestess of bastet", then turns the boy into a cat, and the last panel is of him as a cat rubbing happily against her legs with a narration going "his parents and friends never saw you again but at least you're happy", or something to that effect.

>>86266659
Nothing would turn me into an uberferalist faster than the affini messing with my sister in any way ngl. All these goddamn only child writers doing it because they think incest is hot desperately need someone to go back in time and knock up their mums with a sibling for them.

>>86267586
For me it was reading that goosebumps book "Hy Hairiest Adventure" around the same age. THe big twist at teh end is that that the patches of fur he's been growing the whole book aren't because the weird suntan lotion he tried was turning him into a werewolf, it was because he (and the rest of the kids he knew) were dogs that their parents gave a special treatment to turn human and it was starting to not work. The end chapter is him slowly completely turning back into a dog and that fucking ROCKED me to my core. I thought that was neat but having no way to say why as a stupid 8 year old it was just a weird daydream I entertained a lot. "Man, it would be cool and really comforting if this whole time I was just a dog, too"

I think as a weird kid that didn't fit in, I didn't have the tools at the time to truly understand what that meant (nothing at all) so fantasizing about being a dog explained away why I seemed to be so different from humans while still giving me a reason to ultimately fit in (or belong) *some where*, even if that wasn't among humans, who seemed far away from me.

In other words I'm probably undiagnosed on the spectrum :P

>>86269430
I guess the moral of the story here is not to write children's media where children get forcibly turned into pet animals.
Which sounds obvious when you SAY it, but still.

>>86267586
ough actually maybe being a pampered kitty that belongs to the priestess if a cat god is what i want to do with my life

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>>86270137
Having gone and acquired a pdf of it, it's actually more intense than I remember.
Made infinitely more so by it being a choose-your-own-adventure book, so you have to actually CHOOSE this to get it. You have to first pick to accept her gift instead of refuse it, and after she asks you to "become her faithful servant" you have to agree to work for her.

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>>86270354
Oh, and THIS is what she does to you if you refuse the gift

>>86270354
oughugphgiihohj oumh my god

>>86270354
>>86270435
holy fuck LOL
Untold numbers of kids who had no idea were unwittingly given petplay fetishes cause of this, I bet.
>>86269648
>I guess the moral of the story here is not to write children's media where children get forcibly turned into pet animals.
yes but also I don't mind that it happened to me, in the end....

>>86270354
oh wow. I've always had severe mommy issues but this would have broken me.

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I’ve been a bit of a wreck recently to be perfectly honest with you all. Early last week my cat passed away due to surgery complications, we knew this was likely since his old age and having FIV but the loss still hit me like a truck. I just feel like I’m a bystander in my own body half the time.

Throughout the week, I was able to get stuck in a few art commissions for Halloween to suppress how I was feeling but now I just feel empty and listless. Anyway, cuz of all of this I’m feeling myself more gravitated to littler stuff (or like anything that feels comfortable and safe ig). Aside from HDG stuff (can’t read fics rn obvs) I’ve been watching a lot of my little pony. Reconnecting with my childhood in this way (I’ve been drawing a lot of mlp stuff recently) feels very comforting but I can’t escape this level of guilt that I have with engaging with this behaviour. Don’t get me wrong I love these things dearly but I feel like I’m on fucking dialysis whenever I regress like this.

I really apologise for how ramblely this all is, I understand it’s probably not the most appropriate place to write about this, but if what I’m asking is is it okay for me to regress? I understand age regression is healthy, but I’m scared to allow that for myself because it feels like letting go of control. I don’t I’m really sorry for this

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>>86272093
Comfort is comfort. Letting go of control becomes a bad thing when it prevents you from doing the things you need to do, but letting go just for comfort? To take the edge off being alive? Everyone does that, whatever form it takes. They drink, they smoke, they fight, they fuck, they give themselves up to these things that mean, for just a little while, they don't have to think about the outside world. Regressing's not any different. It's gonna be alright.

>>86272093
>but if what I’m asking is is it okay for me to regress?
When struck with grief, it is human nature to try to gain control over a situation you could not have possibly avoided or fixed. Sometimes it's of the situation itself, other times that urge is sublimated into other areas/facets of their lives they feel the sudden impulse to gain mastery over.

One of the most important things you can learn from this is being okay with letting go, with losing control. There is nothing you could have possibly done, it was entirely out of your control, and that's okay. If agereg helps you learn to give up control in a healthy matter, then you should not feel guilty in using it as a tool to come out the other end as a healthier person.

>>86272751
nta
but what if there was something you could have done
and your problems are caused by your own failure, again and again

>>86273511
Then its not worth worrying about in the wake of it.
There's no way to go back and change things, but you can still persue other goals and ambitions.
It still remains that a major flaw of the human animal is the obsession with control. It is important, but its often not worth and often detrimental dedicating an entire life to acquire and maintain it.

>>86273718
if I don't fix what ive broken life will not be worth living

>>86274078
Somethings you can't fix because you didn't break them
Life is worth living to experince whats available to you while you are alive.
Not because you get things done, because you achive things, because you do them, because you try.
It can feel very good to achive, and there are many things that are very easy to achive, but trying to control everything about life will kill you faster than you can enjoy it.

>>86273511
>>86274078
We often overestimate how much control we had over a situation. Even if the situation feels like a simple either/or that we "failed" (eg turning left instead of right) the reality is that we are slaves to unconscious impulses and desires we ultimately have little control over. One of the most important things to remember is to keep perspective, all our actions are made in the context of countless other actions and reactions we have no control over.
Not to disagree with free will entirely, of course, but don't get lost in fantasy convinced that it was a 50/50 shot you made the wrong choice on, because it wasn't. Such fantasies are again a product of the brain trying to take control over a situation by imagining there was an even choice in the first place. I find it helpful to try to understand whatever happened long ago that lead me to taking a choice I've come to realize was wrong. "I hurt myself, but who hurt me long ago that lead me here" and then I try to consciously forgive them. Not because the deserve it, because often times they don't, but because you deserve it. And then forgive yourself. All of this is much easier to say than do, of course, but really, you just need to learn to let go.

>>86275849
I don't want to live in that world then. if none of my choices matter I will make the once choice that does

floret who rolled a natural one on their charisma check

>>86276061
accidentally slipping a 'mom' or 'dad' into a conversation with an affin

>>86276365
you didn't notice that little prick before the conversation started, did you?

Getting stuck in the collar you thought was just for play but turned out to be a genuine floret collar.

Making puppy dog eyes at your affini neighbor so she'll help you get out of the collar.

Affini neighbor who has other ideas about how she might help you.

>>86276882
haha sure, you put on the play collar because you totally don't actually want a real one
vine tease

>>86276903
she said it was for petplay, but now im going to have pet life ;(

>>86276939
that's just long term petplay
you'll like it

and at least it was just a normal collar and not one of the ones that alter your brainwaves to make you totally obedient, or makes you forget how to understand language, or locks you into doll mode
you're lucky it was just a regular collar, it could have been days or weeks before someone found out. Don't just put on random collars dummy

>>86276903
Swearing up and down that you didn't intend to vine tease, you weren't even planning on leaving the hab with it on except it got stuck ;-;.

Making an embarrassed yelp when neighborfinni tugs on the hook on your collar.

Affini neighbor who was on the fence before, but is now certain she's going to have your signature before the night ends.

>>86276365
Floret who’s playing PARANOIA: High Programmers where nat ones are sometimes nat 20s

If I squeak and growl like an unhappy cat when affini try to pick me up or pet me, will they stop

>>86277721
Yes but have you ever seen those videos where a feral cat is really scared of humans and hisses and meows angrily? And how powerfully it makes you want to help that little kitty? It might have that same effect on you.
They also might try harder to make you comfortable. Whatever the human version of a heated blanket is will be laid out in a place you feel safe and laying down on it will not lead to you getting xenodrugged or whatever. You’ll just be very happy and they’ll be watching from afar with a camera.

It’s okay that I want a freak affini who explicitly is turned on by me or fetishizes our relationship a little right
That’s okay to have she can get a perverse pleasure from doing things to me and have lots of creative pleasure grafts attached and hide the reality of our relationship from other affini so they don’t judge her that’s okay right

>>86277888
affini that does a little animal abuse
they can't ALL be good owners

>>86277956
Affini who’s basically like if a vet was a secret dogfucker and an intelligent feral doggy straight off of e621 was scratching at her door one night lipsticking hard.
Affini who gets hornier but also more intelligent the more of her pleasure grafts are in use. Meaning she does impulsive and dangerous things but is clever enough to get away with them.
Affini who knows a bunch of other Affini who fuck their florets for pleasure rather than just because that’s what you do. Affini who knows you fetishize how wrong this is (from her culture’s perspective) and plays into it with her friends and their florets.
Affini who mostly uses xenodrugs to make you more aware of what she’s doing to you, not less.
Affini who is a little scary in an unusual way.

>>86277956
>>86278060
Affini who used an inventive application of fourth and fifth dimensional space along with dollification xenodrugs to violently force you to cum ten times in a row while watching another affini give a speech about why it’s wrong to be in a relationship with your floret.
Affini who has successfully made attempts to convince you that your relationship is harmful = horny levels unknown to most florets.
Affini who is otherwise a really really really good owner and does truly love you but occasionally you find out the special sex toy she left for you before leaving for some conference was a spatial-curvature something whatever portal to a hidden pleasure graft and you’ve been using her for edging and relief while she’s been talking to other affini and innocently petting other florets on the head.
Affini who as the most special treat of all allows you to grind against her core while she basically rapes you with biorhythms, allowing you to feel a tiny fraction of her lust for you. The experience is so intense it requires a multi-day recovery period during which she actually has to abstain from fucking you and give you very cute aftercare (although you can still pleasure yourself, a fact she not-so-subtly reminds you of and indirectly assists you in).

>>86258795
Not in a "Slaves by Nature" way, in a more general "You are a waste of executive functionality" way.

>>86269251
The affini takes you in as a floret so she can have a litter together with all your brothers and sisters.

affini that says its all over now and all the trauma and failure that added up to make you the dysfunctional non-person you are don't matter anymore and then you feel a prick in your neck and fall asleep and never wake back up

>>86280914
Getting old yellered by your affini once shes realises theres nothing more she can do for you.

>>86280914
>>86281053
seems unlikely
thinking they can't make you happy is like thinking if you resist enough you just won't get domesticated

>>86281099
oh they will keep the corpse alive cumming constantly on class Os, but myself as a person will be dead

>>86280914
My Affini reading this on the overnet and leaving a conference and flying as fast as she can back home to wrap me up in a core cuddle immediately.

>>86281359
except the affini arent real, and im just going to have to do it myself, and die alone

>>86281400
There is no interpretaion of any media worth ingesting, where the support of the consideration of sucide should be considered correct.
If they were real they would want you to live.
You have family and friends that want you to live, whether or not they are alive themselves.
Even completely random people online would much rather hear that you want to live. This place is among few exception because its populated with indoctrinated crazies. But the sentiment remains true of nearly all people, life is better spent enjoyed than wasted early. No matter what reason you have for wasting it. The chance tommorow might be better is worth it, even if it takes time to realize that.

>>86281509
I have 1 family member left and I Abuse them and 1 friend who ive never met. nobody is waiting for me.

>>86281642
There aren't people waiting.
They are watching. They want to see where you will go, what you will do with the time available to you, how you choose to spend your existance. For all you know the Affini could be to, an Affini entirely prepared to adopt you, but she needs you to choose to live for yourself. To want to be alive for the sake of being alive.
The human life is already an incredibly quick fragile thing by its nature, especially conpared to the wider universe. Ending it early is only robbing yourself of opportunities and spitting in the face of all potential to improve.
There is love for you in this lifetime.
It exists now and will continue to exist for the whole of time, feeling that love is only a matter of making yourself open to accepting it.

>>86281400
Even if you made mistakes and failed, that's alright, because we learn from mistakes. Everything you've done so far might seem like it's all failures, mistakes and huge setbacks, but in a way you've also made a lot of progress towards your best self by discovering your flaws early.
I know when I was feeling at my worst, at the time I felt like I was objectively assessing my whole life. But looking back at it, it was at the time in my life I was most stressed out. Societal expectations, comparing myself to others, feeling like I'm falling behind, dreading a future I won't enjoy.
If this is true for you too, if stress is higher than it ever has been, looming mental deadlines causing you to lose hope in the future. I hope you don't give up just yet, you've been really resilient so far noona. If you ever feel like you can't endure anymore, please pursue all the options you haven't already, reach out for help, support, medication, therapy.
If it's not true, if you're at a pretty comfortable spot in your life, or if you've felt like this for a long long time already, well, that's also good reason to look for support, as there might be some chemical imbalances out of your control messing with you.
Even if you don't think it will help, just giving your brain more time to weather the storm is what helped me. I guess my brain just couldn't stand being guilty stressed and sad forever if didn't make me fix it, so eventually it just gave in and tried giving me some dopamine and hope for the future instead. I won't lie and say that material conditions will magically get better, but I am saying your brain will eventually stop torturing you and instead make life worth living, even if conditions stay mostly the same.

>>86283970
nta but im not in a good place right now and this was nice to hear thank you

>>86285701
it warms my heart to hear that, rooting for you petal <3
>*sends virtual hugs*

>>86270435
Hypnosis/mindwipe is the superior fetish here, especially the phrase "I live to serve you. Now and forever."

>>86283970
>>86281705
ur saccharine garbage means nothing

>>86287364
Your opposition proves it means something enough to try to disrespect.
If you give yourself the time and compassion for it, it will mean more.

Baps with love

>>86289999
Nice digits Nonny!

>>86289999
*instantly obliterated by powerful quadsbap*

Affini who, for her floret’s birthday, arranges for him and a few of his friends to be present on a planet that is about to recieve first contact from an undomesticated species.
Affini who sets up the planet (with a bunch of her friends) to function as a microcosm of the Compact for these confused but intrigued visitors, who are not immediately domesticated because the Affini haven’t designed their implant yet.
Affini who does all of this without any sign or warning because five years ago, for a period of ten or less seconds, a thought briefly went through her floret’s mind about those episodes of Star Trek where the crew comes across some kind of “pleasure planet” or “utopia” with a dark secret.
Affini who knows this will be extra fun for her floret because they have never watched a single episode of Star Trek and have no idea how to properly navigate one of those episodes.
Affini who gets all extra touchy and affectionate to embarrass her floret in front of the aliens.
Affini who can tell they’re enjoying it and feeds them little flashes of what to do through their implant, making it feel like their idea.

>>86262907
What no, it's just a phrase that has become common enough in my cliques for it to come up when relevant. I've posted that com like three times now and idk if I'm annoying, but it comforts me to think about.

bepis

>>86293114
there's no bepis in the compact

>>86191540
243rd mloom!!!!

what do u think happens long term to digitized florets? I think they eventually get uplifted

>>86276760
'surreptitious class-D injection' is a really really good scenario. i wonder how many florts have been made by dosing them with a little bit of Ds and the poor things practically falling over themselves to confess how big their crushes on various 'finni are

>>86294235
they grow old and strange! there's a digitized berson, i think somewhere around 10,000 years old, that belongs to the shipmind on the vessel i live on. you can sometimes see them piloting chassis and crawling around the engine block sometimes. i tried to talk to them once but they just grabbed my head and kissed me and i woke up a few days later in a J-cafe feeling like somebody had taken my nervous system out and reinstalled it inside-out. I want to be like them someday

>>86294279
hmm do u really think all roads lead to beeple. thats kinda disappointing
>>86294240
I would want plommy to keep me permanently class D'd

>>86294235
Saved to a floppy disk, put into a box with all of their connivents, and put into a storage unit out in the countryside with the Christmas decorations and the pool table

>>86294335
yes that is the other option, that u just tell ur plommy to turn you off until the everbloom expansion or whatever

>>86294235
digitised hyperabled floret that's 10000 years old being really really patronising to youngblooms and giving them a floretplay kink in the process.

>>86297733
you know for all the stories about how feralists make the absolute cutest pets, does that mean the terrans that skip into domestication centers wanting to be pets make for lousy ones?

>>86298445
They're not *bad* pets, but there's a clear gulf between a pet that truly adores you because you rescued it, and a pet which could've just as easily been adopted by anyone else, and adores you just because you're the one who happens to be there. Shared history, you know?

>>86298473
Where do indies that court 'ffini with the end goal of finding "the one" fall on this scale? Right in the middle?

>>86298556
Terran that walks up to the most inhospitable, petless for 50,000 years affini and starts cutting themself to get a rare owner

>>86298581
Terrans that compete to get domesticated by the most frigid affini. Whoever's owner has been the longest without a flort wins. Bonus points if the ffini REALLY didn't want a flort but their biological imperative took over.
feralbreaking but it's frigid affini breaking.

>>86298473
There probably a bunch of affini which sign up to be open for adopting terrans. You go through a list of affini looking for florets and read a short summary of their profile. You can pick and choose a affini but so can they. Like browsing an animal shelter for adoption except the pets can decide to choose an owner.

>>86299261
little terran in the domestication center quiet room that just got matched that's so nervous to be meeting their new owner for the first time

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>>86300310
im not sure what this means.

bopp

affini that slams you to the ground and disappears by the time you're back to normal

>>86303102
ow...

>>86303102
affini that's SMASHED and SLAMMED

Upset independent beinf broken up with in a public cafè trying REALLY hard not to cry with all these affini around

>>86304809
Indie that's nreaking up with them and is oblivious to how hard they're gonna get florted

>>86305637
which one?

Indie who gets dumped and doesn't take it well. After their ex gets florted, they try to get their owner to flort them too so they'll be connivents, but the Affini actually rejects them for their floret's mental health.

>>86305786
Both

>>86305860
probably the right call, but i feel bad for the indie... can we all chip in and get the BXWC to SWAT their house

>>86305860
Stalker that gets floreted because the Affini promise to give their florets whatever they want, and what they want is for the Affini to floret their target so they can have them forever, and that's exactly the kind of thing Affini do anyway.

Yandere floret and their indie darling...

>>86306339
What if the florted target (now a floret who will get whatever they want) don't want the stalker to have them.

>>86306812
nothing some class-C can't fix! <3

>>86307251
But why do they prioritize one florets wishes over the other? If you can just use affini as human rape enablers, wouldn't that lead to a creepy epstein flort dystopia?

>>86307446
because this solution is the cutest !

>>86306812
>>86307446
That's just one of the flaws the setting pretends doesn't exist so it can continue to exist as a wish-fulfillment fantasy where everything is solely good and there are no tradeoffs (there's a lot of them)

>>86307735
No, I just don't think the affini would indulge the stalker if the target wouldn't be into it. They'd give the stalker flort a big stuffie and lots of Class-C until they forget about any target. If they can handwave the second florets wants then they can handwave the first florets wants as well.

>>86307799
>They'd give the stalker flort a big stuffie and lots of Class-C until they forget about any target
that's also really cute...
>>86307735
can you relax it's not that serious

>>86308404
I'm really into worldbuilding and it's very annoying seeing so much loadbearing handwaves.

>>86294235
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>>86294736
I’m digitized and thinking about this both scared me and made me really excited so I went to my finni and climbed in her lap and she started telling me about the ways that affini handle really really long term aging and it was nice she made us coffee too (both coffees were for me) and I got a nice long scalp massage from one of her class-A vines. I’m not worried about getting old I think it’ll be fun.

>>86306729
HELL YEAH