/haha/ i hate myselfSTILL eepy editionroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86191638/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse,racchouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
nobody likes me
>>86199947makes sense
boyfriend?
casualties unknown gaming will be happening again this sunday at the same time, 4pm estjust got news that ao3 is fucking DOWN for 2 weeks and possibly up to 4 weeks, that coincides with the release of casualties unknown it's completely ridiculously unlucky
>>86199988its a conspiracy
>>86199999holy numbers
>>86199988I don't know what Ao3 is but yay for Sunday Possgaming
>>86199999>>86200000
>>86200010archive of our own. it's a popular fanfiction hosting site with a proper tagging system and without any ads or "features" that make it unbearable to use, unlike pretty much every other fanwork hosting site
>>86200011just went and gave that post a -1 because it looks like ai
i wish i could get into fanfic but unfinished stories upset me too much
>>86200044you should be less obsessed
ah fuck my worldbuilding is really uninteresting and derivative7 years of work for nothingnow i have to start over from scratch
>>86200068It wouldn't be any better Everything's been done
>>86200044okay
>>86200067i dont even have a llm hateboner its just a standards issue. if you like ai slop then you have low standards and i dont like low standards people
>>86199988i'll be there but it would also be nice for us to look at other games to play maybe. we should make a poll sometime
>>86200084TrueSlop is a huge retard indicator
>>86200080i could invent the first new thing if i was smarterer
>>86200084youre definitely obsessed
>>86198960thank you for your scary cure
>>86200090yeah i completely agree, i am personally obsessed with expie game but more variety in poss gaming would be great. if you can figure out a good way to do a poll i'm all for iti would be down for hosting a vanilla terraria server if there's enough interest in that
>>86200110with what retard?
are you buying any sweets for halloween?
>>86200118stop giving him attention
>>86200118should be obvious, how ironic
mommy maid, poss is shaking his wobbly ass at me again
>>86200108Sorry every story has kinda been doneEvery story accepted by the public that would matter anyway :(
>>86200138>can't answer i accept your concession
>>86200150i would like to resemble this
>>86200155oh no, its retarded :(
>>86200150i should do this and look like this
>>86200150remind me to buy fi
>>86200152yeah butbuti need to become creative
>>86199885>You just want dramaUmm actually... I have my own problems and insecurities and I wanna feel validated by surrounding myself with people that have similar problems to mine but don't actually tell anyone>I just wanna vague post...oh... nvm then...
>>86200150tinge of panic this was me
>>86200204Do your best!
>>86200215tell me about your relationship woes possy
>>86200204You can be creative while still being inspired by some things that have already been done before. There's more than one way to write a good story, it doesn't have to be filled with entirely unique ideas.
>>86200215there is no fucking world where you are sincere about caring about what i have to say other than for entertainment
>>86200234my best isn't good enough>>86200237if it's not new it's garbage and i am garbage
>>86200230there's no way your ass is that fat possy
>>86200251can you post some of your worldbuilding ideas please
out of lotionhow will i shave and become cute now
>>86200254if i shave my ass it would probably look similar i think
>>86200276i haven't used lotion to shave in years i just rawdog it
>>86200294i will become red for a horrible reason
>>86200278can i see please
>>86200254whats he putting in the toaster?
>>86200302if the blade is sharp it shouldn't cause too much irritationi also think doing it a lot kind of gets your skin used to itidk i'm not a dermatologist
>>86200342in a perfect world this would be true, but some asses are prone to irritation even woth the sharpest blade...
>pbf told me he sent 15 men to my house to rape mehe loves me~
>>86200409this but 15 dogs
>>86200332he's forklift certified
>>86200409>>86200424pbf will never do this to me... sigh...
https://youtu.be/rMIF3PJil-Yhttps://youtu.be/TneeQz-Jv-A
i can't take this anymore
lets all not take it anymore
>>86200500>keeps taking it
if he was serious he would ghost me
what if
>>86200254i don't think it's that far off plus the fishnet and
>>86200536uh sure
>>86200536monkey furries are cursed
>>86200536me as the boy
>>86200536why what if something ill never be able to do
>>86200543teasing as always, maidie...
>>86200128we always get some “just in case” (we have never gotten a trick or treater in over 10 years of living here)
>>86200273i thought it would be funny to have a society that had both a caste system and pillarisation so now most of not!western europe is this horrible alienated clannish mess even into the modern eraa major religion is a sort of pseudo-secular pantheistic worldspirit worship thing inspired by deism, cult of the supreme being, auguste comte's weird positivist religion, continental freemasonry, etc. it takes the place of protestantism and the sort of ambient "vaguely religious but don't really think about it" of the average person. mentally i kind of think of it as like the equivalent of the social glue of the catholic church in medieval europe but for the modern liberal era and yes i did accidentally create a less interesting version of moralism from disco elysiumthe south and north pole are both inhabited and they're deliberately sort of linked and similar (don't ask me how i don't know yet)uhhhhh tigers aren't real they're a mythological creature
>>86200635
>>86200593the year you dont youll get one, how it worksunless of course youre rural with a long murdery driveway
>>86200647:(
>>86200684lets see some hot oral sex
>>86200635i mean it sounds alright but it's pretty vague. like you said, it just sort of parallels previous historical paradigms but shifted to different points in history. you best be fleshing that out my possa
>>86200695Max is clearly a power bottom so he probably eats Sam's ass and makes sam suck his dick first
>>86200684me in the middle if i could clone my pbf (i'm going to be dried out like a raisin by the end)
theyre putting estrogen in the twix bars this year
>>86200747can i have some
alexa order me twixeshow many?all of them.
>>86200747if you want estrogen so bad just eat the impossible whopper
they're putting a rope around my neck this year
they're tying a knot in my ass tonight
the opossumable wosser
/haha/ is very unfunny
>>86200747i know who you are and im not going to believe your psyop to make me stop eating the best candy bar
sorry
>>86200823hey i'm part of that don't be mean to melet's see YOUR jokes pal
they're putting me in the neet chair and saying i cant get out until i game for 12 hours
>>86200823
>>86200878the apis art of her dad raping her and the mouse is canon
>>86200889no apis was just molested by an adult woman and never went to therapy for it
>>86200855what gayme
>>86200889>>86200878i'm gay but i'd breed this dreary gator repeatedly and fill her cunt with my boy batter until it's leaking
i hate holiday episodes of tv shows
>>86200905yes and thats why his art is so good
>>86200913obnoxious
>>86200536um is this cuck porn?
i wish i was goth with a big ankh
>>86200914tv is dead and they cant figure out anything else to play during October than the exact same Halloween episodes of bibs burgers and family guy every day in the exact same order.cancel it
>>86200930*pees on you*
>>86200559I feel like the reason why is that monkeys and apes already look and behave closely to humans but are still considered animals which places itself into this uncanny valley of "fucking an anthro monkey is basically fucking an actual monkey". The only time I didn't actually feel like this is wossing it to Bloons porn. I don't know why, maybe it's the artstyle.
*spams kiss bind*
>>86201058
earned my fell for ai music award
>>86201083i would kms
>>86201074>when hostposs cuts down a geotree and lets you eat the geofruit
>>86201096You taste like geofruit :3 mwah mwah mwah
>>86201083>when "Gary Come Home but sung by Kanye West" starts playing
>>86201107:3
might go on a little road trip next month
>>86201253cool to where
>>86201053ntp but that and other than select species like what you posted they tend to be really fucking ugly
>>86201262up north to a cabin maybe
apes and monkeys just look like us pretty much and we already don't like human faces so of course that's going to translate to our simian siblings
>>86201290sounds like a fun time possy i hope you fish and do other things that the northern people do :)maybe chop down a tree or climb a mountain
>>86201315hello murodor
completely wasting my day off working on computer shit instead of masturbating
>immune to venom>scorpions are like chips to him>takes his kids in a bag, as the kangaroos>is an allyeven with him in danger of extinction, can anyone defeat him?
i want to scream
>>86201315THANK YOU murodor, my marsupial ally from america
>>86200889can you post whatever you're talking about here? please and thanks
>>86201315thank you poss i hope to walk amongst trees and see some big open water and hike in some trails and eat some fish
on one paw i like that these kreatures are getting more art but on the other i kind of dont like they're becoming more popular because it will turn into a fad
chips are like scorpions for me
theyre just fuckable protogens
>>86201456i dont know how to access ex on my phone
>>86201489it already is a fad, why do you think its been spammed here for 2 months?
>>86201510check your phone gallery that's where i keep my ex's nudes if i need a quick fap
im a supervirgin
>>86201497remind me to buy a pa
>>86201583remind me to have sex with you
>>86201489>turn into a fadthey already were a fad we're past that now
>>86201489i'd really hope it becomes more like a slow but consistent part of furry art and stuff for a long while and have the art actually be accurate to how they are in game, rather than become a fad where most of the art is just generic dog anthros rather than what they really are. so far there's been a good share of generic dog anthros pretending to be expies, but there's a pleasant amount of good art too
>>86201568how does your nonasexual pbf feel about that?
>>86201625i dont have any kind of pbf, never have, never will
>>86201583buy pabuy fibuy do shbuy bo shbuy cr tobuy ch ca
>>86201628and how does he feel about this?
buy di
>>86201588okay *sets alarm an hour from now every hour for the next 4 years*
>>86201599yeah that's how i feel too
wtf october is almost over? what the fuck happened
oh no not posstrick stewartrip
>>86201633also don't forget to buy a do
well i was gonna masturbate but i guess im gonna mourn and watch tng all day
>>86201683found out about this in the magic the gathering thread that's at least three different kicks in the nuts. damn
>>86201654does touching dicks and rubbing dicks with each other feel good
tired of pretending like someday he'll give a damn
>>86201789yes but you have to get in a good possition for it if you want to do it for an extended period. incidentally rubbing hard dicks while cuddling also feels very nice but yeah active frotting needs some adjusting
>>86201789it should feel at least as good as rubbing your nipples together
>>86201489me on the right
>>86201510surely theres another place to see it other than that website
>>86201775do you really lurk there? i tried, i really tried, because i wanted a place to talk about the game, but it is soooo bad. just awful people making awful posts. its the same in the path of exile thread on vg.
It's over it was all for naught Work Lady is in my computer it's over (This is the last time I'll winge about this)
>>86201937what
>>86201937would now be a good time to post dog porn so she sees it
>>86201937why the fuck would you ever let your personal computer be accessed by your job
>>86201966I closed down the browser and I'm configuring bios stuff so I'm safe from whatever you feel you want to post
>>86201886i havent been there for quite some time, i just started posting again for the last week or so again to see what was up and if it was at all salvageable. hardly. the majority of the posts there are literal ai slop shit and ub cocksuckers, you can hardly talk about the actual game of magic anymore. it sucks
>>86201937i dont want to be mean but its probably your fault for being stupid and not learning more about computers when you had the chance and just thinking you were fine with your competency liming being clicking around in windows explorer and googling things hoping you get an answer that involves just clicking
>>86201985maybe he means his work computer but why are you using it to access 4chan
>liminglimit*
I'm sorry for bringing it up ignore me nothing happened it's fine nothing stop it's okay
i think i would be in a better place if my dad fucked my ass instead of my life
>>86201996get promoted
HI WORK LADY SHOW US PICS OF YOUR HOT BOYFRIEND DICK
ive had so much vodka but my only mixer is caffeinated so i dont even feel drunk. what a waste of a day off. fuck you seagrams you suck.
>>86202001>the majority of the posts there are literal ai slop shit and ub cocksuckersthe people making a grand stand out of hating ub are way worse for the thread. the moment i got tired and gave up was when i checked in on /tg/ one day and they had made a 2nd "non-ub /mtg/ thread". im not browsing two fucking twice as dead threads for the miniscule amount of posts relating to the actual game
>>86202088>the people making a grand stand out of hating ub are way worse for the threadlol. lmao. you should post there too then, you deserve to sit in the sludge of ubshit if you think this
>>86202054Thanks I unironically wanted to get into HR but it'll never happen due to changes
>>86202038shut it maid *slaps my much bigger cock on yours into submission*
>>86202054me on the left50 year old man i met on grindr on the right
>>86202121you're shitposting if you cant see how this kneejerk reply is just proving me right. someone could be posting a new card from a ub set trying to talk about its playablity in its format and all you would do is burst in and shit on the table and squawk like a chicken trying to make it a battle of ub haters vs sloppers when we're all just tired and just want to talk about the game
>>86202123you probably just hurt your cock on his cage
>>86202154it's so sad that magic's dead and all that's left are subhumans like you and ub shitposters. fuck man, i wish people would make fanmade eternal formats without ubshit already
imagine haha as your hr
>>86202123what does doing this feel like
>>86202233slap your pp on a dildo it's like that just softer and warmer
>>86202233it feels really really nice to be on the receiving end
>>86202191you're the reason /mtg/ sucks. crazy that reddit is unironically the least worst place to actually talk about things and not have convos derailed by schizos like you
i play han solos blaster and attach it to my deadpool, merc with a mouth and tap my ring of sauron to generate 3 potaytoe tokens which i then sacrifice with galactus' hunger to give my minions +3/+3 and indestructible and trample
>>86202362you dont play the game
>something gets me hot and steamy >sneak back into bed to give pbf a sleepy blowie >still hot and steamy wtf
>>86202313>reddit>ubshit centrallmao. of course you're a fucking redditor if you jerk off ubshit. go fuck yourself, you don't deserve a good place to discuss mtg
>someone disagreed with me slightly>therefore they must love ub and i have to turn the entire discussion me hating ub and accusing you of loving ubyeah this is why i stick to reddit when i want to actually discuss something
>>86202454oh you actually are a redditor i thought i was being hyperbolic. makes sense you act like one and download your shit opinions from there. oh well glad you aren't shitting up the mtg threads too
>>86202481are you antihumantardpretty sure you are with this posting style
>>86202523and are you the commie tranny loser? you're shitting up the thread in a similar fashion
>>86202533lolbye i have drops to farm
>>86202540kill yourself nigger
back for seconds, huh?*beats the absolute shit out of you*
went to a conservatory today and it was beautiful :)
i could beat up a tree
>>86202577no you couldn't they are way stronger than your fists. if you had proper tools sure but otherwise they are resisting all your blows>>86202583love this creature. the nightfaggot
>>86202567waow
>>86202583
>>86202409where was my sleepy blowie
>>86202409what got you so hot and steamy...
always funny when umbreyeen swings at people thinking theyre mehes gonna say this about me again in under 24 hours
>>86202409umm isnt that rape
>>86202727things my pbf sent me it was a plan all along i think
/umbreyeen/i;stub:no
>>86202775ty
>>86202762how did your pbf send you things if he was sleeping
>>86202761yeah>>86202797he sent them before sleeping
>>86202660me on the bottom
>>86202829oh okayso uhh what did he send
>>86200115>i would be down for hosting a vanilla terraria server if there's enough interest in thati like terraria so id be interested if enough posses wanna try ita poss talked about atlyss too and i havent played that in super long but i think itd be fun with other posses especially because the character customization is kinda cute (but can also be a bit slutty which posses love)
>>86200115i would play terraria if other posses werewhat the other poss said: we need SOMEONE to make a poll of games to play*turns to stare at maid*
*turns to grope maid*
>>86202639it was beautiful and wonderful and i loved it i also went to a lake after
>>86203011very pretty poss :)
what if pokemon were real
>>86203024
>>86203024that but the roles reversed. pokemon are doggy coded
>>86203024dogs
>>86203024i'd probably be more upset that i weren't one
>>86203024fucking jeetslop
>fucking jeetslop
>>86203048if furries were real id be the furry version of a tranny and wear fake cat ears and demand to be let into fur's spaces and go ITS FUR and get mocked online for how badly i pass
>>86202966https://strawpoll.com/GJn44vRWXnz Here's a poll then, I tried this before and we didn't really get anywhere with it but I am never a quitter>>86203024I'd have lots of companions to go on grand adventures with and I wouldn't need a job
>>86203018so are you :)
i dont have terarria
>>86203159It's very cheapo but if times are tough I am sure someone can get it for you if we are looking to play it
>the other thread is still upare we too fast?
>>86203122>Other>can't see what they areWhat the fuck
>>86203318I'm not very smart or good at anything but I can see them on my end so it's okay I guess
>>86203159i'll buy it for you baby pinkie promise
>>86203330That's weird but alright. Anything good?
>>86203357Umm so far we have uhh *Squints*>This all all slopand >*slaps your fat wobbly kobold ass*
>>86203390SIGH
>>86203390can we slap your kobold butt while playing terraria please
when did terraria add fat kobold butts and allowed us to slap them
>>86203451>>86203471>want to enter my base>stupid fat kobold ass is blocking the way
do i go with the owlsona themed name for my final fantasy 14 avatar or wolfsona themed name
>>86203471kobolds were added in the crossover event where you defend a crystal
>>86203513I think owl could be pretty cool but wolves are nice tooI would vote owl for uniqueness maybe
>>86203471you can buy a lizard tail and horns and act as a kobold but unfortunately the fat butt is sold separately
>>86203513owl if bottom wolf is top
>>86203533are there no skins like minecraft? wtf i don't want to play as some h*man who can only cosplay at best
>>86203556there's a transformation item that lets you play as a raptor basically forever
>>86203556you can turn into a werewolf with the moon charm and its upgrades and theres the fox vanity set from halloween thats pretty much a fox fursuit but unfortunately theres no way to start out as anything other than a human
>>86203576you can also turn into a rat a wolf a bat and a pixie
>>86203576>>86203599I guess that's okay...okay it looks like terraria is winning. is anyone going to be the hostposs? any posses who want to be gifted a copy will have to speak up, perhaps in the inevitable posshouse steam group post for itTHANK YOU FOR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER
>>86203599>but unfortunately theres no way to start out as anything other than a humanerm actually you can start as a wolf if you use the name wolfpet....
>>86203641i didnt know that...
long day, legs hurt, lots of walking dinner tonight is meatloaf and noodles
>>86203631>is anyone going to be the hostposs?i'll do it happily. we'll have to come to an agreement on days of the week that are good for playing on and i'm a little worried about how to 'properly' pace progression with possums, but i'm sure we can figure it out and have a decent time. i should probably make a post in the steam group and figure out how to set up a dedicated terraria server haha
I need to find something I really want to do
i want a sex slave
>>86203667thank you hostposs I will now take it in complete confidence that you are doing this and will prepare accordingly (do nothing until further instruction)I suppose at least for me, sundays and mondays are good days for me to gayme (though I can hop on pretty much any day of the week at certain times for a bit)I do not mind progressing along with possums and just being a weirdo who hangs around at the base staring at people silently. But yes, posses need to agree on a time so as to not have too many possies fall behind (although as host you can probably just spawn in items for laggardly possums if no one minds)
>>86203122>doesnt expose "other" votesCOWARDICEvoted [spoiler]SATISFACTORY[/spoiler] btw
exposed
i voted for board games and golf games
>>86203667I think the best way to do it would maybe be to set certain times of the week (Such as a what we do currently but more specific) and only have the server up for that time.I don't really know how Terarria works world progression wise but it would suck if everyone was rubbing dirt and wood together whilst Poss Gamer l33t was soloing some boss that alters the world state, etc.>>86203737I'll give it a few threads and tally up what we've got, sorry about that I didn't mean for it.
>>86203766do you like dnd
>>86203811i've never played it
>>86203776>don't really know how Terarria works world progression wise but it would suck if everyone was rubbing dirt and wood together whilst Poss Gamer l33t was soloing some boss that alters the world state, etc.Yes that's mostly what I'm trying to avoid here, the world changes very drastically and permanently as some bosses are defeated (and frankly on expert mode, which we'll be playing, can often be very easy to solo even when scaled) so people can fuck over others by rushing and such, it's what happened to the last group terraria event i tried to join. but if we just make sure we have dedicated times to play on and dedicated days where we fight the bosses together, we can make sure everyposs is adequately geared for the worldstate and also having fun by fighting bosses together :3i mostly want to take it slow and build a lot so i'll probably aim for what, maybe 3 or 4 days of the week for it to be open? and have most progression happen on the weekend and/or when most posses are available, and a comfy building focus for the other days
>>86203737newposs
heartbreaking: thread starts playing games but they're all boring
yeah, i play golf game on my computer. beat me and eat me
>>86203862lol. lmao.
>>86203885what games do you like
>>86203835Depending on how draconian you are willing to be yeah, that could be nice.Leave it open most of the week for casual fun and hanging out and then maybe use the usual gaming time on the weekends for bosses and suchAtlyss allows a sort of similiar thing maybe, I think that would be a good options (It's also cheap) ((I can actually be a lil' 'bold))). A lot of the content in that game is grinding for fashion so there's a reason for experienced players to help out newbies in lower dungeons.>>86203885Please make some suggestions and I don't mean to sound snarky when I say that.Our choices are limited somewhat though, not everyone has mega 'puters or the funds to drop 40 dollah on a burgeoning game
>>86203885tfw i cant find my xbone controller
>>86203915>Depending on how draconian you are willing to be yeah>the kobold wants the host to be draconiancurious...
>>86203901my fault og
>>86203974Life is just filled with sweet little coincidences like that
>>86203835this is why satisfactory is unironically a good casual group game. nothing affects the "world state". the level of parts you gotta make changes but there's enough architecture tools and the world is large enough that if you wanna just go off and optimize making stators, go for it. if anything, it gets easier as sweatlords do their thing because wildlife spawns get deactivated by having certain man-made buildings near them and low-level parts are basically always required in massive supply, but logistics throughput is inherently limited by game state to lower than you can accomplish at a given tier
>>86204021kill yourself sourcenigger fuck off, nobody's playing ue5 slop with you
>>86204021my computer can't run satisfactory :(
>>86204031Trauma Team Co-Op Lobbies and Colin McRae's DIRT leaderboarding it is then (do noy Gymkhana it is literally impossible without a irl wheel due to input interpreters)
bleh (2 days to halloween)( :) )
>>86204078hes just a little thing
>>86204078you're looking a bit shrew today batrick
>>86204034ok then just come to my house and we'll work on small engines and AC electric motors (this will not be a coaching activity, i dont know what im doing either but there is a Princess Auto somewhat nearby)
>>86203766>playing on lichess with poss
>>86204031>we won't play with evil namefag>thread collectively rims another namefags asshole
>>86202362my brain is broken and i thought he was in a cockpit
>>86204141there's nothing wrong with wanting to worship a kobold's flabby jiggling ass. yeah i'd make him yip alright
>>86204157I can kinda see it
>>86204157>cockpitpit of cocks... *drools*
lobby doko
>the between-stage car repair management minigame from Colin McRae Rally 2.0 but it has Casualties Unknown minigames for un-crushing your tailpipe (if you shove the pipe expander in too hard it becomes shrapnel to be removed and extra time cost for the "clean exterior for marginal aero gains but maintained advertiser sponsorship" minigame)why no one made this yetunironically DiRT 1 made a big point of how not maintaining your exhaust system costs a marginal amount of power but can cost you an entire series if you can't abide by noise regulations anymore but race series regulations aren't even a mechanic, wtf CodeMasters>>86204247hol up lemme find where i tossed my xbone controller
fun fact: death is a scam made up by jews to get you to buy their coffins so they can get more money. thats why you should die somewhere where theyll never find you
>>86204312Heroes never die.
what about villains
>>86204312ive always had a slightly romantic notion of dying in a forest under a great big tree or next to the ocean maybe going out Lt. Dan style
>>86204247>>86204285i havent played gear in literal years at this point but ill mash some buttons. you make the lobby and fuck it, the night is young, let us go out for pleasure
>>86204354674306
>saw a katana at the thrift shopi can't say i wasn't tempted for at least a few seconds
>>86204372ETA: Driving Time
>>86203122I answered: I don't want to play games with posses
>>86204377>/haha/ atlyss lobby
>>86204401
>oouughh i need the yiff...
>>86204428please?
>>86204466not now yeen
>dresses a large dog as a dragon and sends it into maid's room
