Tea, Earl Grey, Hot EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86184533OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 >Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4 Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ Season 2 leaks:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/s2/s2leaks/hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Will Blitzo be filled with regret when he is alone?
>>86202718He is mgtow
>>86202666>666checked
>>86202718Someone keep this man on suicide watch please.
Everyone must have a earl grey today.
>Ao3 is down for months>I just finished and was ready to post Chapter 24 right nowFUCK MY LIFE
>>86202948MONTHS
>>86202776why did blitzø steal stolas’ aesthetic here https://youtu.be/X11gRsdqwnc
>Not saving your ficsCome on guys
What’s his sinner form?
>>86203267yeah okay I admit I'm a bit retarded for this one
>>86203267It's not about that. It's about missing out on the new post episode 6&7 content.
Blitzo more like sissy
>>86203614
>>86203772BIMBO
>>86204003Doe wife
Sexo
SEX WITH STRIKER!!!!
>>86203983wtf based???
MPREGging Sallie May!
I awake
tastefully racist white nationalist cartoon characters make my dick hard and i'm tired of pretending they don't
>"Dad. Dad, it hurts. Fuck, it hurts so bad."
>>86204173Fujo...
>>86204762
>>86204172Barbie...
>>86203983if only this was true
>>86204914Oh this is cute. I like that cunty Fizzbot.
>>86205045"Yass king"
>>86204593Meat is gae
>fnaf joke>90% alex brightman talking to himselfreturn to loo loo land might've been my perfect episode but please please please someone telling me i'm batshit and seeing something that isn't there
>>86205106My secret revealed
>>86204613Based!?
>>86204593These boys are sooooo jealous
>>86204714>I'm ready to settle down now Blitz
>>86205408Not like Blitzo doesn't whore himself out too.
>>86205463the "millie is always right" committee is always accepting donations.
>>86204613what is /hhg/'s opinion on Striker now that it's confirmed that he's a filthy half-breed?
>>86205521It's realistic to real life racists.
>>86205521I think it's really funny that the imp supremacist isn't full blooded impBut the half-fish aspect doesn't fit him imo
>>86205521i don't know what that is i just keep showing up here and read the messages and pretend to be the person they're pen pals with to piss people off. i'm getting very good at it i've been doing it to you people for weeks and you haven't figured it out. but racist shit does get my dick hard and i don't know why. someone put more of it on the screen.
>>86205521we been knew
>>86205521I kinda like that they have half breds from different rangeshe's obviously more imp than fausil
>>86205620Can we be thread pen pals?
>>86205725are you a hot chick?
>>86205521Imagine if he’s not even from Wrath and grew up in Imp City or Greed and thought cowboys were cool.
>>86205760No
What if the show ended like this
>>86205863I would be very sad and consider the whole thing a pretty big bummer ngl.
Suckin' on Bee's lil' toes.
>>86206289He has to join the flock in order to receive unconditional affection
>>86206385We need overlord meat whoring out cute sinners and imps
>>86205521It was pretty obvious from his first appearance
>>86206385Still upset you cannot accept Blitz is a person with flaws who is trying to be better.
i wish loona died.
>>86207643I accept that Blitzo is a person with flaws though
>>86207800Admit he has had bad luck and that life has been unkind to him recently.
>>86207819Admit that all his attempts to "be better" that didn't involve Fizz were at the prompting of other people and usually still resulted in him being an asshole the very next ep
repostan my thingy>Date night.>You weren’t awfully familiar with high society, much less how to engage with it.>Your heart thumped like a hummingbird flapped. Not only was this an unusual change of scenery, but…>It had been a little while since you’d seen Octavia. Heir to the Goetia throne, a stunning representation of glory…>And the only person who understands you.>Possibly, you were the only one who understood HER.>’It’s felt like an eternity since then.’ You think. ‘What if she’s distanced herself on purpose?’>A booming shimmer forced you out of your train of thought.>Behind you?>…Holy fuck. There she is.>Octavia Goetia, in the flesh. But, different somehow.>She was donning a custom-made purple dress suited just for her, as if made per her request.>Her hair had grown significantly, now with darkened edges just like her mother, and a ponytail to boot.>Your brain and heart simultaneously shut down.>Human_BF.exe has stopped working.>”Didn’t think I’d have you so entranced. Hm-hm~”>I couldn’t stop staring.>She’s the most gorgeous thing to ever grace God’s realms of existence.>You were WAY out of her league.>”Are you gonna keep ogling me, or are we gonna start our date?”>Oh shit. It really was a date.“Oh- we can start, yeah. Figured you’d want to go to a club again, no?”>She scoffed playfully, rolling her eyes.>”Things have changed a bit since we last saw each other. I’ll leave it at that.”>She approached.>And intertwined her clawed fingers with yours, tilting her head. Smiling.>You might just faint from this picture perfect moment.>”Come on now, human.” She started pulling you forward. “Let’s catch up. I’m looking forward to… reuniting. Hehe!”>You didn’t deserve her.>But, there was a beauty to that.>There was something about you that could have even the most perfect woman in the world cherish you.>And by God, you were never going to let this chance go.
Putting meat in the wall
>>86207914Cute
>>86202666Crazy that this thread got these trips right after he died... hope he didn't go to hell
>>86207931He seemed like a decent enough lad so he should be fine
SURPRISE MOTHERFU-ACKKKK
>>86208024The Caesar sends his regards
>>86207918I'll slither between the cracks
>>86207785I wish it was a permanent injury though she might get a cool scar now at least.
>>86208117Slither between buttcracks?
>>86208153GLoopin up the wall like in the Prometheus pre-Lindelof concept art and screenplay by David Spaihts
Barbie's kinda bad doh
>>86208233It shouldn't have been Striker it should have been ME instead reeeeeeeeee
Strikerbros how are we feeling?
>>86208579Fishy
>>86206385Meat you should make like you want Blitzo to do and kill yourself
>>86208786Who said anything about him killing himself?
>>86208024Not the first time a wolf has been laid low by the chainsword of a rival, and certainly not the last...
posting this from /deer/ because you need to see how pretty deer is
>>86209251I'm grabbing his waist
>>86209251>White Alastor postYEEAAAHHH, TRUE CANON REPRESENTATION
>>86209284>>86209259I love this deer
>>86209257sexo impo
>>86209251>demon looks more feminine than human version Poor Alastor
>>86209792
>>86210060Hot Alastor
real leak, my uncle works at vivziepop
>Play it again Al.>John I...it's been 2 times already, I think you've had enough.>Play it, again, Al.>I understand. https://youtu.be/S2ujotDMluo?t=52
husk is stuck on the floor
>>86208246Somebody got butt hurt over Barbie X Striker.
>>86211350Dood abuse…
>>86210953>Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2
>>86211708Oh God I see it
He's so pretty...
Raping Pery’s cock then leaving
Alright let's play a game, if anybody can guess my favorite Deadlock girl within 3 replies, I'll draw their request, and definitely not just forget to do it.
>>86212246Is it ivy?
>>86212265...what's your request?
>>86212101like.. sounding him?
>>86212246>>86212265>>86212301>People Guess the Monsterfucker's favorite girl in a game with a Monstergirl>What a development>>86212101Bee Please stop...
>>86212301Everyone loves ivy. Doom guy And Alastor (and maybe Peryton) on the beach in bathing suits, with Alastor in a confederate bikini for some reason.>don’t forget the tail.
>>86212316I thought the answer would be so obvious that nobody would guess it for being too obvious.
Guess Dood’s favorite boomer shooter
>>86212402Quake
>>86212402Serious Sam
>>86212402HDoom with loli mods
has /co/ always been this retarded
>>86212510Helluva Boss /co/ is pretty retarded.
What if Alastor and Drifter met?
>>86212510Sounds like cope >No you guys they're totally good to fix the second half of the season because Viv and the writers knew they fucked up.
