/vrfg/ - Virtual Reality Furry General #1113"Virtual Fursuiting, Real Furiends"™Edgelord Edition edition!>Avatar Resources:https://rentry.org/VRFGAvatarResouces>Guideshttps://rentry.org/VRFGGuides>Detailed Schedule and Hosting Infohttps://rentry.org/vrfgschedule>QoTT: With Halloween come and gone, what other events are you excited for upcoming?> Weekly Events (All times in EST):Mon - Mare Monday/ Musical Monday @ 8 PMTue - Freeplay!Wed - Nude Night @ 9 PMThu - Movie Night @ 7 PMFri - Drinking Night @ 9 PMSat - Multiplayer Games @ 9 PMSun (or Mon) - TF2 @ 10pm>Special Events:Halloween Event October 30th @ 9 PMOther Links:>vrfg the vrc group (Put 'Threaddweller' in your profile on VRC before submitting a membership request or you will be ignored.)https://vrc.group/VRFG.8076>The Tier listhttps://tiermaker.com/create/-vrfg--furanons-17981973>Sekret Linkshttps://rentry.org/rpssztnx>Sekret Klubhttps://vrfg.eu/>Have an event you want to host for furanons? Post about it! Someone else might be interested in it as well!OP template: https://rentry.co/vrfgOPPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86233954
first for BAZINGA
first for the leader fags
>>86278167Anti semp post because semp is a fucking faggot nigger
>>86278331I want to be in the SC clone orgy
Post TF2 instancehttps://vrch.at/83arz39mhttps://vrch.at/83arz39mhttps://vrch.at/83arz39m
kys semp eat a fucking slug kys nigger fuck you cuck
Halloween might be over but that doesn't mean i can't host a themed meet!A.S.S shall return to it's regular programming next week but for now i have curated a selection of Fall/Halloween episodes.here's the schedule for tonight King Of The Hill S2 E4 "Hilloween"Joe Pera Talks To You S1 E3 "Joe Pera Takes You On A Fall Drive"Smiling Friends S1 E4 "A Silly Halloween Special"This House Has People In It Nathan For You S1 E5 "Haunted House/The Hunk"The Shivering Truth S1 E2 "The Magmafying Past"Jack Stauber's OpalOff The Air "Nightmares"Superjail! S1 E8 "Dream Machine"Tim And Eric Bedtime Stories S1 E9 "Tornado"Aqua Teen Hunger Force S2 E15 "The Shaving" Starting in 15 minutes!https://vrch.at/vma96jgvhttps://vrch.at/vma96jgvhttps://vrch.at/vma96jgv
Thanks to everyone who came to tf2 night tonight, I'm sorry everything was so broken. I'm not really sure what's going on with the server at this point since things seem to change from map to map right now. I'll do my best to make sure everything is working for you guys by next Sunday.
>>86278443it's all paws
>>86278485Invite+
>>86278331LET ME INNPLEASE LET ME INPLEASE I NEED I REALLY NEED
>>86278767no bird! don't do it!!!!!!
OpenCE online co-op (Halo CE decomp) is apparently in a decent state now so I will be attempting to run an event for it next week. Times TBD but it will either be on a Tuesday or Sunday (or we split the game and do half on Tuesday and half on Sunday).I will be doing some tests the next couple of days then will post links to resources/stuff people need for it.
>>86278702cry about it
>>86279440Why though? What's the point?
>he says he's home alone>mfw
Big thanks for everyone that came out for a very spooky A.S.S!Glad everybody enjoyed the varied selection and reverence for the non-comedic selections.
>>86280069i should not have listened to the audio :(
yeah
Fuck you(Not you guy above you're ok)
No, I want to say fuck you to the big crying baby who's been crying for years. Yes you. You big baby waa waa waa get over it.
NOFUCK ME!I so horny uwuuuuMake me moan and yelp as you are a bit too rough but secretly I love it that way
Hey, anon! Want to hit up Hot Topic?
>>86282440You bet your ass I do, sister. I'll hold your bags and we can get matching Gir earrings.
why the fuck don't planes have parachutes for every passenger when boats have life vests for every passenger?
>>86282560rotate the apple in your head
>>86282637I can rotate the apple, feel it, and envision the room it is in.
guarantee homelander did it
>>86282560Because that would cost the company money in fuel with the extra wait, duhhhhYou idiotYou foolMoney is everythingYOU FUCKING STAIN NUMBERS MUST ALWAYS GO UP NEVER DOWN MORE MORE MORE FOREVER
>>86282668life vests cost money too
>>86282679It costs less fuel to move a boat floating in the sea vs keeping a huge chunk of metal tearing through the sky.
>>86282668They kind of have a point my life isn't worth much more than a frosty from Wendy's
can y'all stop going on blue/green in skigger instances I'm sick of accidentally joining a hostile environment
>>86282560Because modern aircraft that fly above a certain altitude are not designed for a person to simply open the door and jump. Pressure difference between the inside of the cabin and the outside air means the doors are pretty well sealed shut unless the plane suffers a blowout (which will have several other negative effects). Beyond that, parachutes have an operating window and are not just "pull cord to not die" and require actual training to use properly. What's the point of using a parachute if you don't know how to steer it and wind up getting electrocuted when you get tangled in some power lines like a jeet on your way down? There's a reason people don't typically go skydiving in severe weather like what the lear hit, they aren't keen on replicating Ben franklins kite experiment. Can you guarantee that if your plane goes down, it will be in ideal conditions?As a fun fact, you are actually allowed to pack and bring your own parachute any time you fly, commercial or otherwise.
Oh noooI did a really bad stinky fart while wearing my dressing gown and it's trapped the smell and is slowly dispensing it. I did it like 5 mins ago and it still smells really bad :(
>>86283186I'd love to be that guy sitting next to you on the plane with full skydiving gear and parachute on awkwardly cramming myself half into the seat while nervously checking my watch every 30 seconds.I'd look around really worried and sad at everyone. Maybe comment on how many children are on the flight and ask why you don't have a parachute. Maybe I'd break down in tears and have to remove my goggles to wipe the tears away.
>>86283218I'm across the aisle filming content like "yo chat we're cringemaxxing with a skynigga thinkin we gonna die, senpai packed a parasol like and subscribe"
>>86283434I start crying and reciting the Lords prayer as I pull the parachute cord in the middle of the plane and suffocate everyone under it
I'm in the back wearing a burger king crown and yelling some stuff
>>86282764stop being a pussy
I'm in a depressive episode so I'm going to attempt. See you guys if I fail.
please livestream it pc
Fuck offSad boys get the ropeI don't give a fuck about your bullshit
Furry group tries to go a single day without someone overdosing or trying to kill themselves challenge difficulty fucking impossibleJust be normal for Christ's sakeHave some drinks, force yourself to laugh, watch some funny YouTube videos, smoke some weed it's really not hard
>>86280069>holy fuck we're out of timeShe couldn't have thought of anything cooler to say?
You (yes you) are the product of millions of years of evolution. We live in the best times our species has ever experienced, we have the most advanced technology, best living conditions ever. And yet here you are feeling sorry for yourself. Its disappointing and sad.
>>86284943What would you have said?I'd like to be able to shout>no! I've worked out the secret of li-Or maybe>yabadaba doo
>usually never dream>don't jack off for 2 days>suddenly have a dreamThe jews are beaming hot furries into my head to keep me psychically neutered.
when I was in a dark place years ago I just wanted to quietly disappear and not draw attention to myself. I didn't tell my friend, family, roommate, only the truly anonymous robots on r9k. Must really be so far gone down the not giving a fuck path to say things like that to people you presumably care about, assuming it isn't just bait.
>>86285032I'm very far gone. I was depressed for a very long time but I got over it. I've had a stack overflow from the depths of despair into being happy with my sad life and making the most of it. You only get one life, make the most of it before it's over. Maybe live long enough until we can upload a copy of ourselves and shitpost until the sun explodes.
>>86284621>>86284845>>86284877>>86284957bait samefag
I'm once again saying that it is NOT me posting. Please stop falling for this niggers bait.
>>86284957i sliced the letters bbq and a heart on my thigh next to my undersized tender pink junk more than once we are not the same
>>86284877>Just be normal for Christ's sakeNormal is boring and keeps me a potted plant in a room full of interesting people.>Have some drinks, force yourself to laugh, watch some funny YouTube videos, smoke some weed it's really not hard.Life sucks. It's hard to smile. I do eat my edibles but they keep me quiet and eepy versus everyone howling and cackling. Perfect for a background character like myself.
>>86282440YES LETS BURN MONEY LMAO
>>86285817was going to riot if not Ed
Who the fuck is Andy
>>86286093>not a knower
>>86285817>wait who's Ein again??>look him up>lolI am ok with this placement.
I might not remember the pretender Andy but who the fuck doesn't remember einI'm so disappointed in you
What the fuck is a Cowboy Beeboop?
>>86286621Your mum
>>86286621
I love that my customers at work are so fucking done speaking to Indians and Africans that they get me who speaks actual English I get so many good boy points and can sell them loads of shit.
>>86282440Cute plapmeat
Had irl sex where I erp..full circle
>>86285817>Jethttps://youtu.be/inVBz0Tv03UEvery time I think of Jet I think of the dog shit live action show. Thank God they killed it after the disastrous single season
why the flying fuck does caffeine give me an insane, impulsive obsession with violence
I miss shitposting so fucking bad bros... Every day gone without posting bait is like not eating or not drinking water...
>>86287335it is facilitating communication with your lizard brain
>>86287354Instead of baiting people to be mad, bait them to be horny
>>86287374you've now just popped the image into my brain that i'm somehow a lizard and it made me feel strangely comforted for a momentplease never do that again
>>86287393It just wouldn't be the same... Woe is me...
>>86287461sorrynext time I'll remember to say you're communing with your inner avali or something instead
>>86287593>avaliabsolutely disgusting. i'll accept this.
>>86287593More suspicious Avali messaging. Not subtle enough <<<Avalon>>>!
Totally-An-Avali, reporting in!
>>86287831I claim innocence and aver independence of their influence.
>>86285817I'm the most Spike you can get but you'll never guess who I am.
>>86285817Don't know if my placement is meant to be ironic but I fully agree with it right now
In a real big "I probably deserve to be killed" mood todayHow about you?
>>86288609You've no idea how long I've been in that exact mood.Best thing I've done that helps is just to distract myself with something else.Ideally with something that's actually productive, or otherwise improves some aspect of your life in a way you can take a bit of pride in.
whats with vr specifically attracting the most mentally ill people ever
>>86288609dosing ibuprofen every six hours to hold off recurrent headache from yesterdaymusing on group politicscompressing emotional responses into small flakes
>>86288885The people I talk to here are stable. Shrug. Some are trolls, one obviously is.
Christmas Event is officially being held on Sat December 26th. Leaderfag approved after paying them each money. More info to follow
>>86289001>The people I talk to here are stableLOL. LMAO. FUCKING RETARDI can count on one, MAYBE two hands the amount of people here who are actually stable.>>86289187>Leaderfag approvedplease be trolling
>>86289261Nope, I asked to make sure they didnt have anything else planned.
>>86289187Personally happy with 26th or 25th, my family does our stuff on the 24th.
>>86289379My family is all day 24th/25th so 26th is perfect
It is NOVEMBER. GOBBLE UP.
>>86289187i shant be attendingbecause i will be with the family all weekend
>>86289396on november 26 there will be an instance to cook the avalis. exactly one will be pardoned but that's tbd
>>86289463dangerously based
>>86289463>cook the avalis>avalis cooking
>>86289261Unless your friends with like 3 people, no you're not. A lot of people like to put up a front, but once you get close to them they show you who they really are and it's not pretty. I appreciate those who put their mental illnesses up front for people to maneuver around.
>5080 now 1000 dollars more expensive then when I last considered buying oneat this point I'm just going to pray for the global crash to lower the price
Anons! opinions on somnium? does it look promising or do you think it’s just another resonite?
never tell a deskie to manage their emotions
>>86290387All I want is a second GPU so I can run even bigger AI models locally
>>86290387nShiddia is garbage anyway the world did you a favor
>>86290577is that the VR associated with the headset? I thought it was locked or something. There's nothing wrong with Resonite but you'll never get vrchatters to try it.
>>86290813my main gripe is that i spent hundreds of hours setting shit up for vrchat, i do not want to do that process again for an unknown system
>>86290860I typed up a lot of pointless drivel that did nothing but expose my misplaced emotions and deleted it. I recognize that the only reason to get into Resonite is if you like the system for itself and not as a platform to do the things VRChat provides you already.
>>86289463we will feast
>>86290577vibecoded nft bro slop, ceo is a giga nigged jewnigger faggot who is open about doxxing people in his game if they upset him in the smallest factor, not worth looking into imho.
chat are we doing anything cool tonightexplore+cuddle+drowsee-
>>86292116>no whorca-
wtf is with these program titles? resonite? somnium? the name alone tells me all i need to know.
>>86292406NeosVR was a good name but that's water under the bridge.
You're gonna summon him if you keep talking.
>>86285817>AndyI'm honored to be Andy>>86286600>pretenderThis is Andy slander
He's gonna tip his fedora, I'm so scared...
>>86289463>>86290252>>86291144I can't wait to slurp up every avali into my gut
>>86293389I don't feed I got keyplayer in my last game
>>86293389Correct I was a Soraka main. Mostly back before the healing nerfs. Still upset they hit her with the anime stick.
>op template was updated today>they still didn't update the tierlist link
>>86293389>feedingIm offended
>>86293619My bad i can update it. Whats the link? I thought it was updated already
>>86293389random list
>>86293389>>86293563Also this is literally me https://soraka.blogspot.com/2011/07/soraka-comic-rush-03.htmlI can't believe I'm already blue and haven't done a soraka costume yet
>>86293389>Feedingyeeeep pretty much either that or some really shitty attempts at solo pushing
>>86293634Its a reference to how much you love to feed thread schizos
>>86293955I cut back on their feeding after realizing I was overfeeding them. It became a health risk
>>86293389yea, I could take your whole team
>>86293634you should also kill yourself or otherwise leave forever
>>86294001good girl.
>>86287335...Yay! I'm not the only one!
careful telling someone in vrfg to kill themselves; they might just ACTUALLY do it
>>86293446>>86289463>>86291144STOP IM NOT THANKSGIVING DINNER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ASRGGG
>>86295701yum...................
>>86295701I'll put a good word in for you, maybe you'll get pardoned?
>>86295752that's what the chinese will say when they cook you next!!!>>86295766please furanon I'll do anything, I'll give you feathers I'll cuddle you, I'll lick you I'll share you avalon technology! save me !
>>86295701
>>86295874the canines will protect you my feathery friend from the felines.
>>86296258>assuming all the felines want to eat himthat's racist!
>>86296281explain this then tuna breath
No instance today?
>>86296528We're simply God's chosen species and you aren't. cope and seethe dogoy
S1E7 & S1E8 of The Wire is on tonight at midnight EST. Total runtime is 115 (one-hundred fifteen) minutes long.
>>86293389i'll have you know as an adc main i will farm anything on the map as long as it means i am NEVER there for objectives
i love swallowing delicious avali cum and cloaca juicethanks for listening to my TED talk
>>86298688Thank you orca, very cool!
>>86295701>>86295874i need a tooth inspection climb into my mouth real quick
>>86293548okay now post win rate noob>>86298688yes>>86296580host is away>>86292682:)
>>86298831Lemme see you carry as off meta characters while your team ignores waves PAL
I have returned the I love my wife posting shall continue until morale improves.>>86289187Yus this has been approved by the council of tard wranglers.>>86293389I am a Fiddlestick main that will cackle like an actual demon the second I hit level 6.
>>86299143fiddlestick is kinda sexy in a way
>>86285817>SpikeYou dont actually think im that cool, do you?
>>86284877>smoke some weedI will NOT smoke the devils lettuce, satan. I WILL drink copious amounts (but not actually that much because I really don't like being hungover).
"One Arrest" + "Lessons"https://vrch.at/a7ee6pt5
Fuck I NEED to cum in a furanon soon
>>86299393but anon, that means you will make them gregnant
>>86299431They can make me Gregnant in return
>>86299445Sounds like the kids will be siblings
>>86298827hmmm yes very nice and healthy teeth! Don't forget that you look handsome when you smile! Successful tooth inspection, good job!
>>86299662bnnuy
>>86299667*vores you*Also is this cannibalism?
>>86299710*unvores myself**teleports behind you**snapshot your underfluffies* heh, nothing personel
>>86299781you lie!!! theres no way you would post that snapshot in the thread!
>>86299781>*It's a hologram*to be fair this is some shit tails would be capable of pulling
POV: getting banned by -Venator-
As I go to bed, my hope for a dream tonight is having MA the lizard pounce on me, bite me in the neck possessively as he hisses dominantly. I plead to him, "please, have pity". Until I feel his maleness emerge from between his legs, resting against my rear.
>>86300618respectfully, horrendous art
>his malenessModern writing was a mistake.
>that fantasy where I'm on a throne getting sucked off for months until the plebs revolt and chain me up and suck me off for monthsthey revolt because of mismanagement not because they wanted to stop sucking me off
wow the i love my wife meme from here is so popular it became a real thing lol
>>86301940I originally got it from twitter or discord lmao I regret ever posting it here
>>86302103why? its fun.
>>86302117I hate xg and it's not supposed to be fun
>>86302129:(
>>86302103I think is funny and have enjoyed all the versions of it.
>>86299662>>86299694love this bnuuy he so fucken cute
My instincts tell me life shouldn't be so painful
>>86303229sadly, "they" the overlords dont think like you
Is it too early to start dressing my avi for christmas
>>86303306Yes, let me enjoy November without Christmas creep please.
>>86303229All of human history disagrees.>>86303306Nope. I'm already working on a Christmas outfit.
Bump.
Awawawaw
>>86303229
I have a sad and I was very grumpy but now I'm slightly less grumpy.
Finally time to embark. Goodbye furfriends, I'll see you in a few weeks (Unless they make me into soup!!!)!!! <3 <3 <3
>>86305623Good luck, don't get on liveleak
>>86305623See ya later lil guy
>>86305623if you do get turned into soup don't forget to take vids
>>86305623byebye take care of yourself and find the kitchen in the dungeon!
>>86305623Take care!
Can we have some more big/bara avatar users please thanks
Can we please just talk about the political and economical state of the world right now?
>VR Optician inserts for frame finally set to be delivered todaythis is what I get for opting for their vrchat designs but I cannot afford to have that IR camera obstructed
>>86306642No! Big buff bara boys!
>>86306642It's alright in my opinion. Could be better, could be worse.>>86306566If I was going to be big I would be 4 legged.
seeing two biofoid furries scissoring in vrchat while making cute girly noises the whole time is so fucking hot
>>86306566theres only a couple people who even like that, youre out of luck
>>86306771>two biofoid furries
Any biofurs in the chat?How do you tuck your tail when using the bathroom?
>>86306642Negotiations are ongoing.
>>86307172isn't it common knowledge we all go naked to use the toilet?
Can we have some more big/busty avatar users please thanks
Need more pooltoy avatars that squeak please
Need more cute kemonos
>dont have daddy/mommy kink>erp with a certain furanon>cum buckets from said kinkAnyone with similar experiences?
>>86307772I've been considering getting the Balloonie Lumistera for a while now. Should I go for it?
>>86308210Holy fuck PLEASE
>>86306840>He doesn't know.
>>86306566give me examples I might use one if I like the way it looks
is xg considered bara?
We have to shave everyone's avatars to check their musculature. That's the only way we'll know if they're bara or not.
>>86308838
>>86308197This group groomed me into having a mommy kink (I'm the mommy)
>can't worship their knot like a good little slut>stuck thinking about being used by themwhine
>>86309001yey <3
>will never be held by them againIt's not a good feeling
>>86309106Being mommy and having a good boy is always top tier
bruh the uk is banning sex lmfao yall niggas gotta stand on business
