/dfwb/ - Discord Friends with BenefitsA thread for finding your friends and jorking them sillyFirst edition
I make da poopie
Id casually jerk off a bro, I just hope he's not bigger or that'd be embarrassing
>>86282714As nadeko or as a guy
get fucked /dff/ niggas
/dfwb/ won
Uohhhgghg I'm so horny I'm in the horny thread ughhhhfhfhhhhhhgghh I'm shuubing it I'm fucking shuubing it AHHHNNN I LOVE MY friends with benefits!!!! WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP WE WILL NEVER LOSE!!! WE ALWAYS COME BACK STRONGER!!! I mean ufggoohhh I'm stroking my shit...
>>86283036*kisses you* you're so cute
>>86283049*cums* woah thanks friend...
>>86283109good girl..
>>86283125*cums again* you're a natural at this friend...
>>86283266cumming
SIGH
>>86282714Nadeko anons are always like this..
>/dfwb/ is backbasedI plan to spend remaining 8h of my day playing maple classics and listening to some jazz
Really hoping it lives again, I desperately need a new bestie to cum with all the time and the other boards just made me depressed to look at. Anyways, discord is temer_aire, long story short I like vanilla-ish stuff (text and pics only) I can talk for hours about weird niche video games I like (I'm so quirky teehee) and I'm a writer! Feel free to message if you're curious, no harm if we don't manage to click
Jannies, this is /dff/ again, they are ban evading
>>86284474*cums inside you*
>>86284474what jazz are you listening toi've listened to so much jazz and liked pretty much none of it tbdesuactually i think the only straight up jazz song i even like is that one song from taxi driverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCQS_8maM3E
We're so back
Kanoe will kill himself if he sees this lmao
Bwos for cum?!
>>86284705>taxi driveri'm not chatting with a chud, fuck off
>>86284602>need a new bestiesame... but you could still do it when friendship finder thread was alive though?>>86284705bitches brew and Moanin', I'm not that deep into it I just listen to the popular stuff while I sip my coffee and play vidya
Nonny please
>>86285159yeah i think jazz is great at setting a mood but i can't really enjoy it as anything other than background noise unfortunatelytypically i prefer more active listening while playing vidya>>86285099oh boo hoo, apparently i'm some sort of chud just because i like taxi driver and stormed the capitol onceget over it
>>86285159I don't go on 4chan at all, I honestly don't really know what that is but in any case I feel like it's pretty hard for people to relate to most of my interests so sex (at least theoretically) is usually the most common ground I can find with people. That and I'm very horny anyways lol, but sorry if I came on too strong for here I'll try and reel it back.Also I had a jazz phase, mostly grew out of it but Moanin' is just so damn good I listen to it every month or so when I remember it exists. I'm a big city pop 80's jpop whatever they call it myself, Yu Hayami, Junko Yagami, Anri, Yurie Kokubo, Miki Matsubara etc. Very good for relaxing and putting on when I'm trying to write or something.
Alright which one of you phaggots is gonna register to the IRC and ask about it? We all want the gossip
>>86285705About what
>>86286037teto and his poopcube
>>86286037why did they send /dff/ to the camps
>>86285479Hot...
I have a hard time feeling much of anything on an emotional level so I substitute my lack of strong feelings with making boys online cum and feed off of their happiness like an emotional vampire
>>86286706These boys are men akshuly
>>86286706Hey... Wanna...?
So what's the difference between this thread and dff?
>>86286758on paper it's a place for more than /dft/ one night stands but that obviously doesn't work so there is no difference at all really
>>86286799As long as it's not much worse than /dft/.
>>86286799sex.....
>>86286839I'm sorry to tell you this but the imageless schizophrenic outnumber everyone here 5 to 1
>>86286839>As long as it's not much worse than /dft/.lol...... lameow even......
>>86286879Nyo...But at least some of the schizophrenics are hot... right?
>>86286706hi loonior do they just produce your type in factories these days>>86286758the odds of having the police called on you if you jerk off in front of someone are less
>>86286889suck my pp now
>>86286892if you consider the revolving door of 5 random guys spamming their inside jokes at each other day in and day out dashingly attractive then yes!
>>86286889It doesn't look too bad yet...!>>86286895That sure sounds like a good thing.>>86286975I'm afraid i'm more into sharing nice ecchi pictures if anything...
>>86286949*chops it off*>>86287050That's what they want you to think
>>86287050wow so am I! we'd stand to benefit if we were to become friends with benefits
>>86287072Can't believe it was a trap all along.>>86287109But how can i know you are not one of those 5 random guys trying to trick and use me?
>>86287072can't do that cuz my cock is made out of diamond
what a good question! I'm certain no one here would lead anyone on for fun.
>>86287165*uses you imagelessly*
>>86287187You are an evil (affectionate) person.>>86287207Nooooooooo *dies*
>>86287239*revives you*
>>86286706I enjoy making boys cum online because I have strong feelings and it gives me the warm fuzzies.
>>86287239hey I'll give you some leeway! if we've never spoken before I'll add you and make you cum right now
>>86287274Hey!!!
>>86287265But i was finally FREE for once!>>86287287But we talked many times before...
>>86287305yeah well it's over then. everyone I know is played out. add me on an alt and change your typing style and you'll have a bigger chance
>>86287324Already done that too.
>>86287290Hey you!
>>86287305sigh okaaay.... *kills u*
>>86287345weeeeell! not looking good for your odds then your majesty
>>86287356Thank you m'lord...>>86287390It's okay i'm already dead.
>>86287353Wanna??
>>86287423Wanna what? Make you cum? In the abstract, yes, but I don't know you yet!
>>86287324:middle_finger:
>>86287491don't be mad at least you know it's nothing personal! you share the same fate with everyone I've ever met!! quite beautiful
>>86287490No no no, be friends, and if you want to make me cum later on that's just a nice friendship extra!
>>86284811Pictured: /dfwb/CHADs showing Kanoe his place
>>86287524I'd love to meet a friend here who gives me the warm fuzzy good feelings that lead to making him splurt for me often. What are you like, nonny? What are you into?
>>86287645I'm not sure how I would even describe what I'm like, if you mean in friendship context I mostly like blogposting at eachother/chatting about our day and random stuff. Maybe play videogames together if our taste aligns!As for what I'm into... It's pretty basic! vanilla/ecchi, paizuri, femdom, stuff like that kinda...
I wish I had someone to do NNN with, we could also dive into hypno together, that would be fun.
Bump it easy, mister thread
Alright so after a day or two of total and utter despair I managed to construct a coping mechanism or rather an explanation about my anger towards my recent-ish gamesEspecially after watching that new Forex trading anime I felt like I was just gambling playing League which turned out to be true when I took a look at itMy winrate floored to 50%, barely 51% so at that rate I would need 2000 games to theoretically climb up higher (which to be fair I have not achieved yet but I am kinda close to sadly...) But still, the only solution is to become better because these numbers are just ridiculous. So whenever I gain more time I'll come back to it I guess, just need a detox and a fresh, clear mind tooFor more in depth data please take a look at my graph: https://h.uguu.se/dqelwwKB.png
I'm a discord friend
>>86288716lick the solid fuel you fat fuck
>>86289354But i have a normal bmi... don't be so hidoy, anon-sama :(
we back
>>86290578now u can find boyfriend
>>86290613golu has already boyfriends
I love bras
>>86287863Does hynpo stuff even do anything? I've tried it and I remember it doing nothing even when high
>>86292602I love your tits
>>86292602I love you
>>86292602Same, I have so many bra focused images saved. It's hotter than nude tits sometimes.
>>86292976I love your tits too
>>86292642I noticed stuff like Cal's curse does make it harder for me to cum, at least after listening to the audio multiple times.
Chuwayo
>>86293981rapes you
>>86292976>>86292602Ice always felt like the odd one out for preffering tits wrapped up in fabric. There's something so comfy and luxurious about bras
>>86293997Rapes YOU >:3
>>86294021I also love your tits
>>86294021For me it's the fact that sexy underwear just enhances a nice rack.
>>86294475*CUMS*
sigh......
Randomly remembered back in high school me and my friends would write mad libs together and I thought it'd be funny to write what was basically gay porn mad libs and I think it went too far
I still love you, you know...?
>>86297215I say this
>>86297610Hey...
Friends?
>>86297628Toki would never wear that
>>86297628Yeah...?
>>86297769Mori would wear that
>>86297620Hey
>>86297944Wanna...?
>>86297976???
>>86297757She would>>86297769Hi...
>>86298060You know what I mean...
>>86298086Friendship...?
>>86298110Make yourself clear child
>>86298174he wants to add you on an alt to lewd then disappear
>>86298194I'm good
>>86298141Yes...!
>>86298433Tag...?
>>86298504strawberriin
>>86292602me too
where are the girls at
>>86294021>Ice always felt like the odd one out for preffering tits wrapped up in fabricDid you, like, miss every ecchi anon to ever exist on the way over here?
Bumpie
What's the point of bumping a thread that gets 1 post per 1o hours
What happened to /dff/...
Put on the dress. (*  ̄︿ ̄)
>>86305361tetofart let out a massive BRAP so it is contaminated for the time being
>>86305361golu killed it cuz he is looking for bf
sigh great alty pedo is here
>>86294475it also enhances a nice cock...
>>86306279Silence. (*  ̄︿ ̄)>>86306280My cock looks nice too. (*  ̄︿ ̄)
>>86306280True..
>>86306355good sissy
>>86306298It's okay daddy, I love you being here!
>>86306279Now say this while wearing a school uniform and playing with my using your feet.
>>86306404I'm BBC only sorry
>>86306541tetofart ...
>>86306684Only black cock Teto lusts for is sillu though
>>86306706Acaz is moccha.
>>86306472(ˊ͈ ꒳ ˋ͈)
You all deserve happiness!!! So today you should feel happy!!!
>>86307963:D
>>86306541Hey...