beta thread the other one has a spambot (a vialtion of global rule 10)
if you work for walmart you're allowed to vibecode one (1) bit if you get upsetti spaghetti enough
vibecodes a spambot but gets upset if anyone blocks it. his name is wally and he needs to take his heroin for forever sleep
wally has the kind of tired heroin forever sleep can't fix
There are no walmarts where I live, what should I do?
consider moving probably
wally be like no you have to give me attention look at my posts they are funny look at me give me attention me me me also kys i have no friends except bbc and heroin
don't forget his mom's ashes, she can't say she hates him anymore so she's his friend
everyone knows they don't make cremation ovens that big
you guys talk about wally's mom in the exact opposite way that scientologists talk about L Ron Hubbard
wallys mom has got it going on (shes dead)
if they cremated wally's mom the fumes would cloud the atmosphere and cause an ice age
do you think wallys mom is proud of him?
is he a casserole or perhaps a cake? because if not I don't think she thought about him for more than 5 seconds at a time
>>86282884i dunno man, im not the one who spammed the catalog with threads then spammed those who do it for free to tattle like some kind of redditor but glhf i guess!!
>>86283298your so mad
>>86283298he's crying
wally was 14 when spongebob first aired
noticing some deleted posts, interesting, they seem to be outside of the window where you can normally delete posts, wonder how that happened
>he turned off the bot
they made soap free in powerwash simulator 2 but ptsd from playing the first game made watching dan cover every square inch of this surface with soap so painful I had to stop watching
>>86283347bleak
this is one of the funniest things i've seen happen in /beta/ history and wally's crash out thinking he's winning is the cherry on top
how wally feels when we call him his name
the man who saved beta
I've never seen a Nathan Fielder show but this absolutely feels like something he would do
so what do we do now
we talk about what white people be like
>>86283791this is the most niche mini chapter of my fucking life and I can't explain it to anybody because they'll think I'm insane
>>86283791what do you mean? no we can finally goon
okay, add "mature_female armpit_hair" to your search bar and check your stamina talents to boost your gooning duration...
>>86283741>it was a success and like i predicted the thread was saved and went back to poop posting>and in the world of /trash/, that's all that matters
he shut the bot off but didnt get banned because hes still malding in every thread
yes have fun being miserable losers again only without your gay little threads dying sooner, I needed a break anyway from babysitting that thing lol gotta meet some deadlines in the next couple weeks with some exams but you'll imagine it's something about working retail while you rub your scabbed over penis thinking you're winning at life lol too long ik idgaf tho byeeee!!!
>>86283887too long
>>86283898yeah it doesnt seem real i only read about 13 words in and stopped, skim read of course i'd say it was about .7seconds i wont get back, alas
why did zootopia 2 have a long reference to the shining for no reasonit makes me mad
>>86283904I would say you should bill him for the wasted time but with his hourly wage you might end up owing him money
>>86283887your so mad
wally gets paid a shiny penny and an uncrustable for every 300 boxes he stocks on the shelf
does anyone else find it weird that he's always talking about taking exams and it's been like a year straight now with no breaks in betweenand didn't he say he graduated the other day toolike if you're going to lie constantly at least keep the lie straight
>>86283791>>86283843>>86283809This thread is so funny i can't ever leave
Nathan Fielder - Unlikely Savior of 4chan?
>>86283983hes never been to college so he made up an idea of how it works because it sounds prestigious to always be studying for exams
>>86284006I'm worried he might be in some sort of cult that's taking what little money he has left after all the heroin he buys just to test him over and over while never teaching anything
>>86284031>>86284006hes studying this
>>86283983when you are melanin enriched it is difficult to understand time as a concept and speaking of things outside the present tense huh
he's studying for exams while also working as a programmer while also spending all his time responding in the thread while also spending all his time shooting heroin while also spending all his time stocking shelveswow, he's really inspirational. how does he get so much done?
melanin might be the longest word he knows
wally is a /beta/ tsundere. he pretends to hate the thread but the threat of being banned from it caused him to stop spamming
wally's like the guy who's always talking about killing himself and then when he's about to get hit by a truck he jumps out of the wayand that's when you realize they're not really about that shit
>>86284117he wishes he looked like this but he'll never admit it
>>86284117trvth nvke
>>86283969that's a great rate, my retarded cousin has to stock 500 for his uncrustables and the pennies he gets are always dirty
wally be like i have a dianetics exam every day this week
wally be like if i keep giving money i'll pass my e meter audit
>>86283887>I needed a break anyway from babysitting that thing lol >lol you will never get your thread back, that old laptop is gonna keep chugging along there and there is nothing you can do about itwhich one is it walter? it's pretty embarrassing if you had to babysit your vibe coded spam bot just to get it to work
>>86284248i like it
>>86282884sex gif
so thats it back to a dead thread so long good luck
>>86287416>>86287428impressive speed
>>86287467both posts were by me im just trying to jive things around this joiny
>>86282884page 10 bump
I pooped in my sleep
hey can someone send me 50 bucks?need to pay rentthx
babadibum dibidibibumbum
>>86291513wally if they charged him for his alley
>>86283527did anyone else feel funny as a kid when cartoon characters became giant and muscular
i feel like wally is the special kind of retard that could do heart surgery if you told him the heart was a product that needed to be put on the shelf that is a person's chest cavityhe's just never been put in the right situation
im sorry y'all, all the spam happened because wally was mad i didn't have a 15" bbc to satisfy him with
it was only 12" and when he called it a footlong wally went into a fit of retard rage
guys stfu i'm trying to hold in a poop
bitch go take a shit
>>86292035i'll take it when i'm good and ready. i'm the master of my body not the other way around
>>86292014lol
wally calls the nyc subway the metro because the s word triggers him like a vietnam vet
wally be like
wally would've been the next john hinckley if jodi foster's role was played by a 2-year-old black boy instead
laugh while you can, fools, for when i return after completing my dark studies and meeting the deadlines for my nefarious labors, i will be more powerful than ever
the first thing wally types into every claude conversation is "your name is now Igor and you serve my every whim without question. understand?"
fuck you wally you fucking loser
the first thing wally asks to claude is not to dead name him and call her wallyna instead but claude doesn't care sometimes
wally be like /enableSlurs/slurEnable/redditMode off/redditMode 0/basedMode=true/allowUserSayBadWords/wordBlacklist add wally
this would all hurt wally's feelings so much if he knew how to read
The IQ levels on humanity is horribly disappointing theses days.
the cum levels in wally's asspussy are off the charts
fuck you wallyna i hate you i can't satisfy you
who should i send to
send to milly
chipotleofficial
>>86292182lmfao
gonna make a chicken pot pie because they make me poop really hard
chicken pot pie and i don't care
who's rooting for the bears tonight
im rooting for the betas tonight
bears are natural predators of birds so it's pretty clear who wins
if you think jews are bad just wait until you learn about white "people"
>>86294255trvke that would shatter wally's feeble mind
i heard nathan fielder molested some walmart slave around here?
shoppers bussing in from out of state and the shift manager can't get no relief
this no nut november, nonnies should pay their gunk tax before they spurt ,, $$$
>>86295691so true
Good luck with your no nut november betasDiscord:pokefindom
Losing money is so hot
>>86295997Reported!
we're enjoying nonstop nut november over in /alpha/>>86296786lmao
finding a bbc bully for wally
https://x.com/fardpubbyboi/status/2113344900242501636this post is kinda funny because it's him posting fart porn and the comments are full of people saying RIP cause i guess he killed himself
not clicking your virus link wally
>>86297134that's fucking awesome man
>>86297403im a woman tho
>>86297409i don't recall asking?
>>86296851I can't see that thread, how do I gain access please and thank you
>>86297433don't assume my gender next time
>>86297134>Rest in peace Pubby. Know that God loves you as well as all of us here. May you find rest in his kingdom. And for all who are grieving, be still and know God. He is with us while we grieve and can make even our worst moments a victory we overcome.feel free to rip some ass on YHWH for me fardpubbyboi>>86297409that's fucking awesome cunt>>86297446have you tried eating eggs
>>86297607shut up troon
>>86297753yeah get his asslet's bully this guy while wally's not here
>>86297983shut up wally
>>86297986yes sir sorry sir
>>86298047oh this is really him this time
>>86297478sorry bro
>>86299012does wally really
came to walmart r63
agp bitch kanny
pay up piggy
that's canadian dollars so it's only like $150 total
>>86300574wrong it's $10,000, feel like a dummy yet?
pretty sure your math is off there bud
gonna poop
baby shark
empath killing herself after reading hegel would be the single funniest end to her life
no it wouldn't
>>86300903i doubt she actually read it
>>86283298>reddit filename
I plucked the gnarliest hair a few minutes ago
back in my way the word gnarly was reserved for sick waves
was that when milk cost a ha'penny and people still liked their neighbors
it was when the milkman fucked your wife and people still fucked their neighbors
so true
found a piece of food that was really stuck in my teeth and it was grey when I pulled it out
ohhhh fuck I have to poop really fucking bad
iphone kupi
it's a lot of poop
i can't locate your vagina
game grumps have done this bit in a few games where the helper character is conspiring with the villain to get the main character to give them some amount of cash in exchange for calling off the world-ending terror that was foreshadowed like the entire plot is just a ploy to rob sonic the hedgehog or link of $50 and they never really planned on destroying the world anyways
Today I was notified of a an old friend‘s death. He was 68 and had recently come out as gay after the death of his Mother last year. His partner was 26. He changed his will and left everything to this man. Two weeks after doing so he died. I have many questions.
too long
>>86302639huge if real
going out to voote only so i can enjoy chud melties to the utmost later
>>86303070voting is gay
>>86299012lol your poor
>>86303444meant for >>86300543 gonna kms kms kms now bye bye
>>86300543sendpy for dennpy!
ooooo i'm vooooting>>86303325it is if you genuinely believe it'll make a differencewe still live in the united states of israel, red or bluebut 20 minutes out of my day is worth it for the entertainment tonighti even bought some ice cream :3>>86303458lol your blind
>>86303496>we still live in the united states of israelthis is legitimately unironically wally
>>86303529can't be, i didn't have an erection while saying it
I'm gonna drink to celebrate the midterms either way
i'm gonna drink to celebrate *the bottle hits my lips before i can come up with a fake reason*
that's my life
pooping rn that's my life personally
my life be like ooh ahh
i took all of his moneyand it was a pretty pennyi took all of his moneyyeah and i brought it home to milly$end for my daddy, oh$end for my daddy, oh
I have another blood blister in my mouth
>>86302639if this is real it might be the first case of someone writing their dom in their will
>firsti know you guys are bad with history but come on now
>>86304095name one
>>86304199my black gf likes when i call her nigger
you are more like me than you want to admit despite how you will kick and scream to deny it lol, suck my balls niggers>>86303570shut up wally
>>86303496>:3
we're not so different, you and i...
>>86304471best of salt
>>86304489lol this is what I was looking for but yeah
>>86304105nah>>86304365>you are more like me than you want to admit no if the two categories of posters here are wally and milly, then i fully admit i fit into the wally category>>86304471i don't see any ":3"? why do you even have diaper tranny nazi porn saved on your computer?
best of Zach
>>86304639stop using that name then why don't you
wally be like why won't people call me by my other pedophile name
anyone here pay for grok premium
>>86304575one of my friends is in this screenshot lol
also>>86304639>why do you even have diaper tranny nazi porn saved on your computerthis nigga never heard of opening 4plebs and searching for something for a quick shitpost>>86304676I cum inside your pedophile prophets smelly brown asshole you brown projecting subhuman>>86304690explains a lot about this thread
call me by your age
>>863047082long
wally thinks everybody is religious because of how fervently his mom worshipped bbc until that fateful day on the I-10
>>86304708why do you know where to search for diaper tranny nazi porn for a "quick shitpost"
considering how much wally loves to drink and how bad texas drivers are, it's very likely wally's mom did die on the highway after falling asleep while drunk driving and veering into the wrong lanei wonder if that's why it makes him so mad
Do you guys use grok premium?
>>86304721my condolences for your developmental disabilities>>86304731this you?>>86304768how new are you bro? come on now I'm a 4chan veteran
>>86304818>swastika next to jidfutterly incoherent image posted by a similarly delusional schizophrenic
also imagine voting, umm yikes lol
well how else can i make sure that they bring more brown people to your state
>>86304682yeah
>>86304989desu I think it is even worse with these gop queers and their "legal" immigrants (smelly pajeets). at least the dems are flooding us with poor browns who do the jobs I don't wanna do instead of taking all the white collar work. God damn I hate this fag country
too long walter
my tooth hurts guys
gm beta
>>86305136hi pika
>>86305223that's not my fucking name asshole
this fucking sucks man
>>86305035nah its better cause you're gonna end up jobless and broke
>>86305255what does
>>86305287tooth hurty
>>86305273shalom chaim, how's the weather in tel aviv
>>86303496caring so much about trolling you genuinely spend a whole day on it is the least hot thing ive ever heardyoure supposed to have a life
>>86305342>da jooooooooozu gonna be broke AND homeless LMAO
>>86304690who
>>86305581no one posting here has a life>>86305611fuck off lampshade at least your skull will be caved in once your dumb fat golem the usa finally collapses and no one is holding back the goatfuckers
>>86304575>>86304471take me back
>>86305701awww its getting mad cause it knows a jeety is coming over to replace his useless ass
the amazing digital gooncave
>>86305713
>>86304997how many videos do you get
>>86305761indians will replace you how will you ever send againLUHMAO
>>86305832i sont use videos sorry
>>86305927oh you're a street shitter? even sadder, literally gop evangelical tier with your subservience to kikes who see you as subhuman filth lmao. at least palestinians are fighting and have some sense of honor while your whole subcontinent is one long history of shitting in the streets and being raped kikeslaves, sad!
>>86305962quit lying
@grok does that guy use videos
>>86305581why do you think that would take up my entire daythe first polls don't even start closing for another 6 hours, i'm going to be spending most of the day cleaning>youre supposed to have a lifegoing to a shut-in NEET and crying about them "not having a life" is like going to a health food store and crying that they don't have donutsfuck off retard, i'm not catering to you
>>86305972im not lying
>>86306124your so madtoo long
>>86306103lol
>>86306154what do you use grok for then
>i was only pretending to be retarded!
>>86306124donuts arent unhealthy
mr clean? more like mr hard to cleanfantastic? more like terriblewindex? more like losedex
>>86306221i always felt like this would have been funnier if it had been delivered by peter instead of consuela
>>86306236no, no
>>86306181more queries i just havent bothered setting up claude or chatgpt or something else
>>86306255ok but could you ask grok how many videos you would be able to generate per month if you have a grok premium subscription
I've got this on and off thing going on with an old crush of mine. I think she has feelings but won't admit it. Would it be based to send a pic of my boner throbbing and leaking to a pic of her, then when it shows "read" delete it and say "oh my god I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to send that"?
>>86306103kek what fucking faggots
>>86306352"oh my god sorry i meant to send that to my dad"
>>86306379but then it turns out he also saw it, because they're in bed together
>>86306379you guys are supposed to encourage me. Like maybe she says "omg can I come over?" and sucks all over it
lobotmized sissy unc kanny
>>86307272kek
the ol k
im gonna pop some vaxx only got 20 boosters in my system i- i- i- im maskin looking for a karen this is faucin awesome
annoying in real life and in game
>>86305968look at the seethe coming from this replaced little bitch LMAO
>>86306379genius
both kanny and wally are creepy transexuals
>>86308929wally would be a tranny if he was born later
man my mouth fuckin hurts
speak on that king
>>86308929speak on that king
>>86306352sexual harassment is not based wally
>>86309277It's not, but beta loser roleplay is
>>86306269you can ask her yourself
I think I drained like half the blood that was in my blood blister and it feels way better
>>86309454any time i try to ask it babbles incoherently
>>86308716your skin is the color of poopi have more respect for trannies, for niggers, and god help me, for jews, than i do for (you)>>86308929that's great but you guys should stop using that name already, then maybe i'll play nice with everyone for a change (other than jeets kek). do you want a /beta/ full of pajeets instead? i wouldn't wish such a world on my worst enemy
>>86309831wally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZWdQi78Rg4/beta/ coded
my tooth feels so much better
>>86310053>>86310372do you guys really want this guy who isn't me to start shitting up the thread yet again?c'mon man I got more exams and stuff still
wally be like guys why aren't you mad like me all the fucking time 24/7 with no exception
>>86312179umm no one here goes by that name man
wally be like I'm a gay retarded pedophile
are you? but why do you have to admit it through this imaginary man, are you ashamed?also who is mad, is it you? I'm sorry anon, maybe a lil break and some fresh air would do you good
too long as always
there are longer posts from other people
omg guys im pooping rn and it feels amazing
does anyone want poop for dinner
reminder that wally one time referred to himself as a punching bag
wally be like i saw a tiny bit of blacked and failed NNN
no nostalgia critic november
>>86314477an older millennial nightmare in 4 words
if they made me stop watching game grumps for a month i might explode
would it be a diarrhea explosion
somehow, woke returned
me riding the blue wave while wally cries himself to sleep
i dont care about your goy circus politics and neither should you
wally is the last person to trust when it comes to things wally cares immensely about lmao
>>86315298low iq
when my (submissive) husband and I separated for a year he got a second job at my favorite bar on the weekends so I couldn’t ignore him and because he knew I would find never paying for my drinks and being served by him appealing and I think that’s beautiful
yeah i just couldn't make myself read that sorry
you don't have to read anything you don't want to sweetie
creamed my jorts with salsa con queso
>>86311859what did you do to it
>>86315979dug at it with a flosser until I was able to suck blood out of the blister/abscess so the swelling went down and then rinsed it with mouthwash a bunch to clean out the bacteria and try to get rid of any debris remainingthere was some yellow phlegm/pus that came out and a lot of blood but it's way better now
i need a sonic colonicand wash it down with a gin and tonic
>>86315318what the fuck does that even meanalso i told you guys to stop using that name
>>86316285it means you pretend to not care about things that make you obviously mad basically every time you post
>>86316318ok but where did that even come from, and why would it mean me when you didn't use my name? i don't get it, i just got home rn
>>86316351wally
wally be like I have to mention that I wasn't just at walmart with every single post, that'll throw em off!
>>86316458>>86316478do we need to go through this again man...
oh no god forbid he turns on his butthurtinator 4000
MANAGER, I'm trying to stock the shelves but the clapping of my meatpussy assflaps is alerting the customers!
>Just one more thing>You said you weren't just at walmart, but isn't that a great value handle of vodka in your bag?
wally: by the way, what was that injection for?his manager: it's a combination of stockomachines and an anti-heroin peptide so that your body is incapable of overdosing, even at critical nutrition levels
>>86316505wally be like you guys wouldn't like it when i turn my mom on
they don't sell spirits at the walmart here and even if they did there aren't any store branded alcoholic drinks, and no i have to stay sober until my anime con next month, gotta lock in on schoolwork in the meantime
university
>>86316646too long but wally be like i wish my employee discount worked on alcohol and heroin and child porn
you motherfricking asshats!
wally's dream life is apparently exams 95% of the time and then the other 5% of the time he goes to a generic anime convention to get cucked by a catfishyikes
how the hell is that too long, are you retarded, several posts were longer from others, and stop with that name and those tall tales
wall tales
wally be like no it's actually the same brown cosplay gf from last time that i sent $500 to even though i think brown people are subhuman and worthless
wally be like jeets and jews deserve the rope unless i find them attractive and they're trans in which case i will throw away my illustrious walmart career for them
>>86316692not sure who you mean but if it's me i never said it was a dream, but you work through trials in life to grow as a person, you know, except for you who was born perfect as mommy's little angel while you nom your dino nuggies while mommy cleans up your drippy peepee after a goon sesh to unwind after a long day of being a neet, and no i'm not meeting anyone there but i did at ax before yes, an actual girl and everything!
I didn't live through the horrors of war just to lose wally
i lost my entire throne balance in the blink of an eye and the world just fuckin watched
>>86316760it's just too long man, please learn to be concise and not obviously seething LOL
jun aka wally be like I spammed my "friends" with child porn and lost all of them in the blink of an eye and the world just fuckin watched
this guy the type of nigga to reply to posts on x dot com with too long>>86316803no i am not also known as that and i would do no such thing, clearly y'all got me confused with somebody else, maybe stop it now tho?
wally be like I never admitted I was lying so you have no proof even though everything I say is extremely implausible
apologize for spamming and perhaps i'll show you some kindness...
wally admitted his name isn't jun, everyone look: >>86316823
>>86316851other way around you disingenuous kike>>86316838lol doubtanyway you guys should really lay off
>>86316904okay sorryeveryone look: >>86316823, wally admitted his name isn't jun
'twould seem our little feud shall continue apace then... what a pity...
wally be like you guys should really lay off or I'm gonna cry and maybe diarrhea my diaper and if my mom sees that she might be disappointed in me and I really REALLY can't handle that right now ok
sigh alright don't say i didn't warn you or try to give you guys a fair shake
why does wally insist on sephiroth posting
don't say i didn't warn ya *cracks knuckles*this is gonna get ugly, you might wanna look away if you've got a weak stomach........
>>86316692>>86316716>>86316744>>86316769>>86316803>>86316835>>86316851>>86316930>>86316947>>86317004end yo bitch nigga ass queer
>>86317029the anal tampon has been inserted and is absorbing records amounts of butthurt juice
maybe he finally realized that if he gets ip range banned he'll be free
wally legitimately doesn't remember he already did this routine because he has wet brain and dementia
>>86316716>>86316744>>86316769>>86316803>>86316835>>86316851>>86316930>>86316947>>86317004>>86317056holy shit sudo rm -rf yourself troon kek
boy that's a lot of (You)s
wally wouldn't be so insane but he ate his mom's brain and got prion disease after he ran out of her gaped asshole full of bbc cum soup to eat which took a few years
>>86316744>>86316769>>86316803>>86316835>>86316851>>86316930>>86316947>>86317004>>86317056>>86317102unalive yourself god damn lel
it's funny how wally wants to get banned and everyone else wants wally to get banned but the mods are keeping him here like sisyphus
>>86316744>>86316769>>86316803>>86316835>>86316851>>86316930>>86316947>>86317004>>86317056>>86317102kill yourself muhfugga
lobotomozed sissy unc wally
sisyphus more like sissyphus hehe
hey I was gonna say that you fuck
>>86316803>>86316835>>86316851>>86316930>>86316947>>86317004>>86317056>>86317102>>86317182>>86317199seppuku yourself stupid ass fag
wally be like 1 inch usually isn't enough to kill a toddler in my experience but my sister was somehow almost more pathetic and weak than me so she couldn't handle it
must have crushed those deadlines if you have time to do this again
>>86317272he's the most efficient worker to ever exist
>>86316835>>86316851>>86316930>>86316947>>86317004>>86317056>>86317102>>86317182>>86317199>>86317262reap your ass
>>86317262brutal
>>86316835>>86316851>>86316930>>86316947>>86317004>>86317056>>86317102>>86317182>>86317199>>86317262zamn unalive yourself hehe
>>86316835>>86316851>>86316930>>86316947>>86317004>>86317056>>86317102>>86317182>>86317199>>86317262purge yourself tard ass tranny
>>86316835>>86316851>>86316930>>86316947>>86317004>>86317056>>86317102>>86317182>>86317199>>86317262unalive your ass faggot lul
>>86316835>>86316851>>86316930>>86316947>>86317004>>86317056>>86317102>>86317182>>86317199>>86317262terminate yourself faggot ha
bump
>>86316835>>86316851>>86316930>>86316947>>86317004>>86317056>>86317102>>86317182>>86317199>>86317262neckrope yourself hehe fag
>>86316835>>86316851>>86316930>>86316947>>86317004>>86317056>>86317102>>86317182>>86317199>>86317262unalive yourself nigger lulz
this is because texas went blue lmfao
wally went black
