/scaly/ - Scaly General #1712Post lewd reptiles and discuss scaly stuff, male or female is fine. Dragons, wyverns, dinosaurs, lizards, snakes, and reptile-folk such as kobolds and Argonians are welcome, on top of other things with scales like sharks as well. Anthros, ferals and human/scaly are allowed, but please, no monstergirls. As some may take a few creative liberties on their creations, do inquire if there's a particular edge case you're unsure about.==============>Lurking or just reading the FAQ before posting is encouraged.>Anatomy arguments never go anywhere, don't bother instigating one.>No extreme fetishes, please. Ask or catbox your image with a warning on it if you're unsure.>Before asking for source, consider looking into the tips under resources to help find what you're looking for.>Please avoid reposting images from the last few threads to keep the latest more fresh.>There is no Discord server, don't ask.===============Scaly Smut - Many lewd lizard writings>https://mega.nz/folder/pM0EHaQK#qpaXTV7AKpDWNAQn8-ZpYgScaly Lit - Even more lizard writings>https://rentry.org/scalylit>https://rentry.org/scalywnMisc Resources - Source finding and other fun stuff>https://rentry.org/scalygeneralFAQ - Common questions already answered>https://pastebin.com/bpUrZimpYou are free to contribute to either, simply reply and post the information.Did you miss something? You can find all previous threads here:>https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22scaly%20general%22/type/op/Help! 4chan is dead/hacked again!Don't panic first check the above desuarchive link. You can ghost post in there and see what others are saying. Our fallback site in case 4chan goes down is>https://8 chan.moe/Look for the /trash/ board.Today's featured image doesn't mind the size difference.Topic of the thread: Gojira's birthday! What gift would you give to a scalie kaiju?
Would you a birb?
>>86302051>tottA train set except it's an actual train
>>86302051>tottA child
>>86302051>TotT
>>86302161>feathered ayybirb>works in high dust environment>without proper PPEPlapping them would be like hitting an old air filter with a hammer.Kilos of dust falling off them every second, a high chance of contracting silicosis due to exposure.But they also be hot and bothered form a hard day's work, they're piss poor attempt at topping is given up moments in due to exhaustion, allowing you to take the lead as they pant off the heat.Yes, I would.Imagine the hour long shared shower afterwards, making sure they're nice and clean.
>>86302051>totta skateboard
>bro is literally wearing rose-tinted glassesHipstergons, BAKA
In some parallel dimension there are failgon girlfailures out there drawing yaoi of their favorite anime characters and shitposting in gaming servers while doing nothing productive for society but consuming sugary drinks and nerd memorabilia
>me at the bar, ranting to the floragon regular about my plants (she seems to be interested in the subject)"...and the pothos is so stubborn, I mean, you get it a nice big trellis to climb, but it just veers off and grows towards the window anyway..."
>>86302051Uranium.
Okay, now say "Aah!"
>>86302411dustyness is an inherent trait of any birb. they BATHE in dust as normally as they EAT ROCKS! even if it's the sort that shreds your lungs.
gimme all yor GOLD!!! NOW!!!
>>86305316I would but it's currently pointing a knife at me. Help me figure this out
>>86302051I'm actually gonna be seeing Godzilla Minus Zero on ThursdayAny other anons itt seeing it this week? I'm super excited
>>86284765Nah, I think the lighting is complete. All I need to do left for the background is finish off the advertisement panels. In the original photo (pic rel, ignore the random Scottish dudes) the entire subway car is pretty uniformly lit; there's multiple of these panel lights + there's also light from the platform coming in through the windows, so no shading should be fine here imo>>86284287>Also, speaking of itch, weren't you planning to change your username there?I can't recall that, but I do recall I was musing over whether the subtitle of "a scaly dating sim" would conjure up more an association with those furry porn VNs that seem to be a dime-a-dozen. On the other hand it's a dating sim and it's /scaly/, so I'm not sure what an appropriate version would even be.>>86299716Jamie would 100% be into that. Hell, it sounds appealing to me as well. I used to frequent a combination wine bar and bookstore but I had to reign it in because I'd spend way too much time and money there lmao
Well, looks like today's my - >>86302051Wait, what the fuck? Why am I only finding out NOW, after all these years, that I share my birthday with Godzilla!?
>>86306051I hope his cum is bioluminescent too. I wonder if his cock glows bright enough to see inside yourself?
>>86306285>I wonder if his cock glows bright enough to see inside yourself?Yeah but you have to snap it first like a glowstick
>>86302919your post opened a wound i didn't know i had>worshipping your diffident failgon gf>helping her flourish into a confident artist>opens a patreon and spends her profit on human sex toys>still too shy to ever meet your advances>thinks of you all the same
>>86305316For a knife? That seems like a pretty lousy deal. I guess I could trade, like, 5 silver, though. I'd have to see the workmanship to decide.
This image makes me wonder, what would autistic/retarded scalies be like?
>what would autistic/retarded scalies be like?Hungy
>>86309137You just described a wyvern
>>86309302>Rain form>Somehow loses its water typing completely Not sure what they were thinking with her.
>>86309318D-Did you just say...FORM?!!!?!
>>86309249>seen this meme and the original orc version in the wild a few times>somehow made it to my ripe 30s thinking james joyce's ulysses was some modern adaptation of homer's odysseywhich sounds more appealing than a 700+ page irish group therapy session about the destructive effects of living stuck in the past and their catholic guilt. thank you but I've already lived through this on my own skin and I think I'll manage just fine without actually having read this slog, lmaowyvern will be fine. dragons shouldn't feel remorse anyway
>>86305316Bad behaviour, into the pit you go.
>>86309755Prickle!I'd hug them
>>86302051How many JGSDF Infantrymen could Godzilla fit in her pussy?
>>86310614Would
>>86310376>create a character with the defining trait of being unhuggable>anons want to hug them anyway
>>86311186
>>86311198I prefer the OG over these stale memes
>>86309830Different Aniimo have different variants. That blue one is Coraliz's Rainfall Form, and while you can get her normal pink variant at any time, that one is a Pass exclusive. It's not necessarily better than the normal form, but it has a different typing and looks cool.
>>86307894How do we get them to grow some fucking balls?>>86309249I love this stupid wyvern so much
dragons with this big meaty body shape is my fetish
>in Japanese Vidofnir calls you little one and is nicerhttps://ff14.huijiwiki.com/wiki/%E4%BB%BB%E5%8A%A1:%E4%BA%BA%E4%B8%8E%E9%BE%99%E7%9A%84%E5%86%8D%E6%AC%A1%E5%AF%B9%E8%AF%9DCute....
>>86311953I see in Chinese she called us 'insignificant'>Indeed, I will not keep you waiting for a thousand years, you insignificant humans.Though I would not put it past regional translators to HATE Big Mommy Vidofnir in the canon game text.
I want to be a Tama!
>>86312277>I see in Chinese she called us 'insignificant'I always take whatever is said in the native language the game was written in to be canon - in this case, FF is a Japanese franchise, and the dialogue was all originally in Japanese, thus her calling us "little one" and being super-sweet is her canon personality.
>>86312277Even in the "girth" quest she does still refer to herself as "vast" or "large framed" funny enough...https://ff14.huijiwiki.com/wiki/%E4%BB%BB%E5%8A%A1:%E5%A4%A9%E5%B1%B1%E6%B7%B1%E5%A2%83%E7%B4%A2%E5%A7%86%E9%98%BF%E5%B0%94%E7%81%B5%E5%B3%B0>>86312769True, though it should be mentioned that English tends to be the translation that gets the most differences. If you go to speak to Vidofnir after she rescues a child in post-HW, the English and JP boxes are completely different if normally only a single line that doesn't really mean much in English vs JP pic related reminiscing about Ysayle's youth and how she never thought she'd be ridden again. (Also, the reason Vidofnir was flying around Ishgard then was because JP Lucia directly asked her to come visit Ishgard, so Vidofnir did after mulling it over)
>Godzilla day plans get ruinedGOD FUCKING DAMMIT>Godzilla Lego gets announced...Ok, maybe today wasn't so bad>It's $449.99Uhhhhh, ooooooooohhhhkkkkkaaayyyy....
Anyway, looks like it released Nov 27 for any scaly anons interested.
And it seems to be reasonably big for the price point.
and you also get an added paw print and logo display as a gift with purchase.Personally I would just like the paw print and logo, but knowing that scalpers are probably going to sell it for more than the price of the set I MIGHT think about getting it.
>>86311277>OG>Not this pic
>HUNTER! I REQUIRE TO BE CLEAN NOW!
>>86317909Honey I just cleaned you! I saw you rolling in mud outside, you know the Guild will penalise if anyone notices!
>>86317909you dumb frozen turkey i told you a thousand times to quit picking fights with almudron but you never listen!
>>86315054>>86315013>>86315002God Lego has enshittified itself so much its unreal, I wish I could shoot its bunch of monkeys that run it and the golems they employee.
>>86318161Remember the time anon learned Velks cute little cola was human sized and he came so hard the whole internet went down for about a day?
>>86319272How can one forget? When't the next AMH planned, fellow hunter?
>>86319467When there's new content to talk about to prevent page 10 necrosis, so someday soon.
>I can be anyone you wish, o murderer mine.>[Language] is a [virus] that infects the minds of [humans].>A single [word] will drive them to [rage] or [lust] or [weeping].>O for the right [word] said in the right [voice]!>O to see their [hearts] well with [longing]!>O to see their [desire] laid bare in their [chest], so juicy and succulent for the taking!Why is she so kinky? She's supposed to be serving an alien bug god, not seducing humans
>>86312468Me too
They want to sandwich you in-between them and fuck you. Which one do you prefer?>You are a "The Legend of Spyro"-sized dragon, similar to them.>You are a "original Spyro trilogy"-sized dragon, so way smaller.
>>86320743>You are a "The Legend of Spyro"-sized dragon, similar to them.>You are a "original Spyro trilogy"-sized dragon, so way smaller.Uhh...even in their "teen" forms, Spyro (and Cynder) is the same size in TLoS as he was in the OG series. If you're assuming that's Adult Cynder (and, by extension, and adult Ember), then you by comparison would also be of adult size (which actually isn't all that big. Hunter's model comes up to Corrupted Cynder's shoulder).
