/ERP/ Erotic Roleplay ThreadLazy Ass Bum EditionPrevious: >>86303441
Xth for ______!
>>86314346Horny Bina and Sandrone...
xth for ___!
Paizuri, buttjobs, femdom....Gimme.
>Well, someone posted horse ass up at the top of the thread. That was really hot! Reminded me of CaenisAm I truly the only one who posts horse ass?
>>86314346Tomboy cuties
>>86315029No.
>>86315042Ahem. Yes.
>>86315029No. No NayAnon. No one will save you. Just die alone and miserable with a slow, natural death. You refuse to come in a vagina so.
>>86315073No. Perish, non-sexually, without any fat gadonkers or bazongas to satiate your greed.
>>86314927>>86315029Only if you tell us why you post a second Xth for every thread
>>86315082I deny this fate. I deny it! Some sorta erotic end will befall me, I know it to be true.>>86315103I also deny this fate!
What happened? Why did Gabu stop getting partners?
>>86315109The only source of fat swampy horse donut... it's a damn shame.
>>86315196Hyper specifying your kinks/scene ideas tends to make that happen.
>>86315196Gabu and Milky are similar because they're both strict and picky with their ideas and kinks. Gabu is arguably more obnoxious because they don't have a trip.
>>86315285>Gabu is arguably more obnoxious because they don't have a trip.bro trying to suggest milky is better than gabu
>>86315225Caenisu?? If that’s really you…I’d still enjoy doing our strip club scene sometime!
>>86315370Being cooped up in the stables all day tends to make one work up a sweat. Especially those prize studs that are only kept around to breed bigger, stronger horses. Lola on the right, by the way. The only way she'd ever be able to get her face pressed against that pulsing winker is if the brute sat down... good to know that scene has still been giving the ol' brainrot.>>86315477In the anus, that's me. How many years has it been now since our Bojack and Gura RP... and yes we should definitely get that going, assuming my randiness levels remain.
I want to play titcows but I don't want to be harassed by Milky and his brigade shitposting me every time saying I should play with him or going "Lact?"
>>86315609You don't actually play, so don't worry.
>>86315637I play more than you ever have, and baseless accusations like that prove my point.
>>86315609Which ones?
>>86315678Meguro mainly, or other stacked idols. Maybe JKs and Bleach girls like Orihime or Rangiku.
BLEXAS
>>86315609just say no thanks, and then give me sloppy paizuri instead. Easy.
>>86315609I mean, the posts are going to be there either way. The only difference in your scenario is that a few more of them will have a (You) attached. Overall, the thread will suck about the same as always.
>>86315582Yay!! I’m busy tonight but I’m gonna have a totally clear day tomorrow, or maybe we can make it happen this weekend. I’ll go back in the archive and refresh myself on the plans, I remember it was pretty damn perfect! Just gotta make sure the guest list is accurate~(Ouuugh, think we could get Bojack in speedo with this print on it? Then one of my biggest-mouthed babes can try and gargle those big juicy sexfruits….yumyumyumyum!)>>86315370>>86315731I love this rotisserie chicken-ass blonde bitch <3
>>86314346(Deadlock thots.)
>>863156091. Pick up a trip or develop a consistent identity2. Tell him you’re not interested3. Repeat step 2 as necessary 4. Post all the tits you want
>>86315709You didn't even spell her name right.
>>86315805NTA but meguro is the fan nickname
>>86315814Kill yourself, lying faggot.
>>86315609How many times have you been asking this by now?
>>86315848Play the game Google search guy lmao
>>86315868Next time you post tits, suck some dick faggot.
>>86315885Calm down. I won't ask you again
>>86315915Seethe about Milky until you die, retard lmao
>>86315609Assuming this isn't a shitpost and I suspect it is>Get a trip or make yourself distinct so people can't impersonate you>Filter milky's name and trip>Either ask your partner to use a face so you can press F or get a spine and accept that you'll have to see anon posts, as there's no easy way to filter those posts without hitting innocent posts
>>86315951I didn't mention him a single time. You're making daddy angry
>>86315774(Can't say the second word's that applicable but I'd be down to continue if you are mister prince of Ixia. Or if you're for more horny stuff that's also understandable)
>>86315035I could have sworn there was a guy who was posting his half-horse oc who was all HORSE ASS on here some time ago.
>>86315982Kill yourself samefagging nigger, suck some dick first though>b-b-but rp is too hardshut the fuck up you retarded brown
>>86315951>>86315848>>86315805>>86316015Genuinely why does Concerny go from 0 to 1000 the moment Milky is criticized in any way, doesn't matter how small or constructive. He will always go rabid for hours, nonstop posting as soon as he's able. Assuming it's not Milky himself which I don't think it is.
>I don't want to be harassed when posting as a new ava>so I will poison the well before even postingbait used to be believable
There's some rape going on tonight. How do you feel about rape RP?
>>86315731Typical zoomer with their ticktack brainrot... the grizzled old stallion knows nothing about that, but hearing her phat ass twerk-clap into the stall's going to get a reaction. Hmm... those do give me some ideas, though. I could get up to somethin' tonight, especially if Lola's involved. How about she strolls into the stables and we play out this dealie of sucking on horsebutt and then being worn like a horse-condom until she gets taken out on parade and bounced on the pavement?>>86315755I'm like 98% certain I'm gonna be free and able tomorrow, so that's a high confidence level of getting some strip-club action going. Let me think, pretty sure there was Theodore, Bugs, Mickey, and for sure we can include Bojack. Pretty sure he was there from the get-go.
>86315609>86315676>86315709You can tell how much enthusiasm Kira lacks when he isn't targeting alleged /hg/ people. Delete your reheated shitpost then delete yourself.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86303441/#86306824
>>86316003Good, good. Being the sole supply of horse ass would be a damn shame. Stock would run out immediately.
>>86316080Hey, I also know we talked about a dbz one in the past. Something you’d still be into?
>>86316079I honestly had to check if that was real for a second, it's not but they're still swinging Texas of all states.
>>86316170Here's hoping Trump wins you worthless wetback nigger.
>>86315987(Not quite applicable, but the thought of it is rather nice...That does sound like an enjoyable time! As I made the post I was invited to play a few matches. I won't ask you to wait up for me but will reply in a bit! I'm enjoying our session a lot.)
>>86316045No, no, his first post ended in lmao, see? He went from like 0 to 250 to 1000. It starts when he says something, then he's aghast when he's challenged on it. Milky is just a stepping stone.
>>86316209begone, third worlder
>>86316250KEK this is the same brown meltyfag that thinks white people aren't racist.
>>86316170That was early when they had only counted 5 districts
I know this may be an open invitation for trouble, but how has the thread been lately? I checked out due to the constant toxicity but I've been wanting to check in and maybe start writing again.
>>86316170>>86316210/erp/ is for llrf
>>86316290Nevermind. I just saw the last few posts in the thread. I'll be back to offer skanks and blowjobs when people actually erp rather than argue.
>>86316272Probably counting the urban areas first, once the rural vote comes in that's when we'll actually see if anything actually changes.
>>86316156Nay. We did talk about it the last time I turned up, but the gay urges hit very rarely.>>86316249Her being a stuck up brat who doesn't want to admit she's into those disgusting stallions is a nice start. Maybe even bullying them by giving their balls a swift spanking, just to have an excuse to feel them up. Definitely a quick way to get kicked and sat on... and noted.
>>86316269trump isn't on the ballot, subhuman third worlder
>>86316290>>86316316You don't rp
>>8631629>>86316316>t. Faceless literal who totally not drama baitingKill yourself as soon as possible. Make it painful. Because there's definitely a poster that's been offering blowjobs, just in another dimension. Retard. We use the same thread, fuckface.
>>86316316Become an ava, move to Discord, or flee to F-List. Actual anons are dead.
>>86316323Why do you have a trip?
>>86316080Yup! Plus Mufasa and boy-Simba! Could throw in Sonic and Knuckles for some homoerotic awesomeness, that’d surely turn the girls into lusty, hooting, champagne-shooting horny bimbettes~Raaaaah, I know whatever we do it’ll be awesome! And I know on the ladies’ side we had Ramona, Kim, Julie, Jane, Star, Gura, and Lapis right? Maybe Billie and/or Yolandi could be there to get their freek on too? Yumyumyum, this is gonna roooock….and if you end up giving Lola da business this evening, I hope you and Box both really enjoy it! <3
>>86316210(Go enjoy your games then, don't think on replying.)
>flee to F-List
>>86316398(Now I feel bad...But if you insist! I will do my best and hope to catch you another time.)
>>86316341Have, nah, eh in that order. I prefer writing in here for the spontaneous nature of it. I appreciate you trying to offer genuine advice and hope you have a good night anon.
>>86316141Well I have no idea when they appear or not, it's at random. Love plapping some fat horse butt though.
>>86316331Hey man I get it completely! It’s why I was checking instead of pestering you. Good to see you back!
>>86316437Face on stupid faggot nigger.
Bros is the grass really green on F-List?
>>86316500It's easy street, if you're a pink. Any other color except maybe orange or purple and well...
>>86316477What a well written and eloquent request. I'm certain you'll get your request right away.>>86316500Yes and no. You'll require a lot more upfront time effort and investment to get things rolling but people on there are notoriously flaky. I've enjoyed the spontaneous nature of erp far more because you can just dive into it rather than catching someone playing games and getting told another night.
>>86316500It's a strangely prudish place for an typefucking site.
>>86316383Mufasa and Simba for sure, Sonic and Knuckles would be a no-show. Ohhh there was this country-boy rooster I wanted to bring as well. Not much a fan of Billie/Yolandi but the rest of the cast are very very welcome.>Can't be blamed for what they do to Lola. If they didn't want to be horsing around, they shouldn't have an ass that fat.>>86316474All good, I appreciate the consideration regardless.
>>86316612Show me your spicy thai feets
>>86316612That's just anywhere with humans. There's always got to be an "other" to look down on.
>>86315987I like this dynamic better
>>86316612>an typefucking siteMisuzu you're letting your ESL out...
Anons, bring me your strongest warrior
>>86316500If you're willing to spend the time with your fancy BBCode MySpace profile alongside dealing with and sifting through the giga-autism of the general playerbase to get those few-and-between gems, then yes. Seriously, the ghosting horror stories aren't a joke. That shit's ingrained and it's gonna happen more often than not.
>>86316676I appreciate how McGinnis isn't outright evil, she's just incredibly low morals to the point outright criminals think her ethics are questionable. It's rare when characters are written like that and she's very well done in that regard.
>>86316730It must’ve changed for the worst since I used to go on there. (Mind you this was a lonnng time ago) but I had a blue, light blue, purple and pink characters and they always seemed to get play.
Reminder that the last time a Democrat won a Senate seat in Texas was 11 years before Sandy Cheeks existed.
David Brooks getting jowly.
>>86316731Milky she's an example of something literally called the banality of evil.
>>86316731As long as she gets paid, she'll commit as many warcrimes as humanly possible. You'd think Apollo would probably hate her but she wouldn't give a crap even if she did.
>>86316852Evil Medic is overplayed, we need an evil engineer
>>86316840Yes, that's what I like about her, she's not your typical crook or mustache twirler, she acts like a monster within the confines of the law and makes bank.>>86316852Her relationship with Danny is also hilarious, man clearly has passion and admiration for her and the job but he's literally just a test dummy to her. So many good dynamics in deadlock It's such a good fit for this place. Gotta go, but thanks for the quick talk. Good luck out there!
>>86316731She exhibits something most Nazi soldiers exhibited in WW2 that was documented in the Milgram experiment.
>>86316634All sounds great to me! You two cuties enjoy yourselves, and I’ll give you a shout tomorrow when I’m free~
>>86316905Eh, probably just place holder. I'm sure she'll get real dialogue for Danny.
If Democrats win the Senate seat in Kansas I'm going to cum so hard.
>>86316905That still by definition falls under evil.>I appreciate how McGinnis isn't outright evilThis is right there as "I don't give a fuck what the orphan killer does, I got paid to make it"
I need a 1960s mafioso from a singing quartet under a streetlamp to call me "pretty baby."
>>86316560>The beast was clearly agitated by the little girl's presence despite their hopes that he had calmed down. Every so often his tail flicked at his own greasy ass like he was swatting away a fly and his iron-covered hoof lifted in the threat of a readying kick. The only reason the stallion didn't swat her like a fly on his ass was because she had a resemblance to her mother, who actually knew how to treat a big pile of horsemeat like himself. Thus, he tolerated her and just snorted in a dismissive manner as she took her videos."... HNF.">There was a limit to his tolerance of her, and that limit was on fast approach. The more selfies she snapped, the hotter and sweatier that dumb beast became from its swelling agitation. If the hot air of the stables ranked a 3/10 on the rank scale, being right next to that glistering pucker was at least a 9. The steady fumes that steamed off the surface of his big bulging black pucker could kill braincells if snorted directly. Beads of sticky horse-ass swampwater dribbled down the little girl's forehead from how heated the stallion became."...!">Then, the wind was suddenly kicked out of her lungs as a 90MPH horseshoed kick pounded at her sternum and launched her against the wooden stable wall. If things had ended there it may have ended up as a harsh reminder of how dangerous such creatures could be. Instead, the brat's ass had barely gotten a moment to stop quaking from the impact before her entire world was mashed into darkness. The deep chasm of his sticky horse ass slammed and sat onto Lola's face to pin her against the hay-covered floor. From the tips of her toes to the top of her forehead she was used as the stud's seat. There was no light to be found. His huge shitter was so obese that the rim of his dark horsedonut surrounded her entire head like an oversized mask."!!!">The stallion let out a roar of mocking whinnies as if it was laughing at the little girl's situation.
don't care, sex with Ivy
>>86317201>>86317110>>86317107These three posts right after the other are really funny
>>86317215?
>>86316341Me and my soul brother are adventuring in different plains. We leave the rest to you, other anons.
>>86317293>Daps you upGood luck soul brother
>>86316500If you're an annoyingly woke tranny who likes to traumadump and kinkshame at every opportunity then you should give carrion.chat a try.
>>86314346
>>86317743Thicc goat booty.
>>86317494>The stallion's gigantic flanks scrubbed up and down her bruised body as if the noise of her popped joints was akin to the squeak of a dog's chewtoy. It was especially clear by how the equine bastard let out pleased chuffs when her soft body was flattened against the floor. He didn't even react to the panicked kicks or the brief hoist of his 80 pound sperm-kegs. For him the fight was as annoying as the buzz of the flies, and he ignored it for an HOUR. In that time, Lola's entire body had been flattened. Whenever the stallion shifted its weight to get more comfortable it rolled its coarse muscles across her body like a rolling pin taken to dough. She had to endure an hour of being folded into a little fuckable brat-nugget and smothered under the stallion's bulk. Even if what happened next didn't come, the girl was never going to be the same anyway."...HNF...">The stallion lifted its rear and scraped Lola off his ass like she was little more than wet straw to scrape off. Had mercy finally its way into the beast's heart? Hardly. The only reason it got up was because it had tenderized her fat ass and narrow waist for so long that she felt like one of those fake horse cunts they use to collect semen from studs. The unstoppable wall of horseflesh clip-clopped as he turned around and aimed his juggernaut-sized horsecock directly at Lola's exposed dumper, and the wooden stable wall rattled from the weight as he jumped up and leaned on the rail to mount her."!!!">2 feet of horsecock jackhammered into her oversized brat ass and pulled her winker apart like he was stretching out a batch of taffy. He brayed so loud the parents could hear and imagined that some animal got into the stables. Five minutes later and they arrived to investigate, only to find nothing but their prize stud humping the side of his pen. 'False alarm', they thought. Just their stud being a menace. If only they knew it was their daughter getting assraped against the thick wooden enclosure.
>>86318042Imbibitor Lunussy is real... Also cunt boy Dan Heng is based taste.
>>86314346Splitting someone's asshole in half
>>86318042This image makes me think things, but my fear is that like futa, cuntboys are just for other cuntboys. Genital swap is kind of hot though. I don't see a lot of RP where a woman's pressing her tits into a man's chest while she humps his pussy.
>>86318270I disagree. When I play cuntboys I generally play with men or futa. I suppose it depends on the writer thoughBut yeah, that idea is a banger for sure
And there goes Box.
Bye loser
>>86318483He was playing a very risky game. All things considered, he was lucky that he got away with posting uncropped loli for that long.
What do you expect when you play freaky, abhorrent filth? Good riddance and stay gone, trash
RIP in Piss
Even when avas get banned, /hg/shitters must melty. It's what they're paid for, after all.
Now we just have to get rid of gobbo and this place would be the promised land
>>86318483>>86318501>>86318554>>86318569>>86318582Where's your RP?
You’re welcome.
>>86318586based
So you'll replace it with your RP, won't you?
>>86318586Oh so you like gobbo and box? They lower the value of this place and insult the intelligence and time of the real writers here
God I'm so glad Republicans are getting fucked.
>>86318124The Inhibitor Lunae, thank you...I have a weakness for him and a certain immortal.>>86318270I'd politely disagree on both counts. Both cuntboys and futa can be fun with the whole gender spectrum. And there is something delightful about what you said.
>>86318651I like people who RP and do what the thread is intended for. Fill their void.
>>86318657Yeah the AI shit is bad but honestly the real annoying thing for me is how they posture as being a bunch of turbo fit, intellectual sigma males but they prove to mostly be mediocre looking at most and probably not even American, so seeing americans reject them has been white pilling for me.Being called woke or a tranny just because you think them being obnoxious wankers is glad and I Hope /v/ and /pol/ dies.
Three days without BoxWhy are you upset kek?
I like how Caenis just clip-clopped the horse a hundred eighty degrees around when they needed to fuck. It's like the whole model went into a default pose and they were just moving it like a monopoly piece before having it pop back into the sweaty realism. Or it's like when you're watching a video and the animator's mouse shows up on the screen to stretch or rescale a character as a joke, but in a way that gets to the point and not like "haha Invincible's animation sucks" of course.
>>86318659We cuntboy postin?!? Hell yeah
I wasn't paying that much attention. What did Box do to get hammered?
>>86314927I want to play with a Mami.
>Box playing disgusting shit>BannedSometimes the world is all right.
BAHAHAHAHAHA KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKBOX ALREADY RAN TO 8 WHAT A FUCKING LOSER
>>86318756Post some elephantiasis child from the loud house getting fucked by a horse
Vanny love.Vanny love, Vanny love, Vanny love!
>>86318756He posted loli porn. The jannies don't like cunny. A shame, but jannies ban loli porn, and they'll do it for free.
>>86318818Hey Kosaku weren't you bragging about getting pedos arrested in /hg/?
>>86318255>There was no greater evidence that the horse had turned the little girl into jelly than when he reared back to cram more horsecock into her ass. His thick medial ring provided ample impact that wobbled her cheeks into a percussion instrument as he tried to brutally pressure her small body into accepting his horsemeat even deeper. The huge cock speedbump popped in with a juicy squish and claimed greater depths. Each organ-battering slam from his flare hit so hard that each threatened to be the one to snuff her out. Unfortunately, she had several hours to go before that time came.“!...!!”>As with many animals, the breeding stud was rather quick to release once he got his cock nestled inside a tight hole. Mere minutes after he filled her with three quarters of his meat, the brute's roided-up horsemeat pissed his hot spermloads up her ass. The pressure was so insane that if it wasn't for his medial ring she would have gone flying off the end of his cock to live the rest of her life out as a paraplegic. Instead, she was stuck, and the cum bloated her belly so much that a squirt of horse jizz gushed from her bellybutton while it made a long and twisting journey to pour from her lips like a fountain. She was basically an extension of his cock at this point, and his nasty, bitter, chunk-thick loads were the last thing she got to sample before his next buck slammed her skull against the wooden enclosure and caused her to black out.(1/2)
>>86318732It's like Solomon's 2! That's what I'm thinking of. Think of sweaty horse ass the next time you see Solomon use his 2. >>86318810>Gives you a big fat wet smooch that lasts so long it probably counts as an intermission. Like, there's a big sound effect, a black screen, and the entire area gets reloaded. You probably gained a power up from that smooch.
>>86318849>If only that had been it. Since her stink-rotted brain needed little oxygen while she was passed out, the kid managed to make it through the night and into the next day. Not in the stable, oh no... right in the middle of a parade in town. The stallion -still- wore her as a cocksleeve and yet hundreds of onlookers paid little attention to her. Her parent's hired help, who were told to get the horse ready by any means necessary, couldn't risk trying to pull her off, so they just strapped her to the warm and heavy belly of the animal. It worked... somewhat. Most people didn't pay attention to the thing wrapped against the equine's belly. Her friend was in the crowd, however. The one that made the dare. She noticed her slutty friend's oversized ass clapping off the smelly animal's greasy sheathe-slit and snapped several pictures and videos.>She also captured a video of the crowd's gasp-filled reaction when the bindings failed and 2 feet of brat-wrapped horsecock flopped out. Men went wide-eyed, women fainted, and little Lola's cranium was bashed against the pavement a dozen times over while the stallion's dripping cock bounced up and down. That was it. The world vanished to the gristly scratchy noise her head made against the concrete.(Snuffed from the thread just like in RP, how poetic. RIP...)
>>86318797>>86318818That would do it. Thank you.
Why are people devastated by Box being banned. Nothing of value was lost.
>>86318882Aww, thank you. I really love smooching combined with gameplay mechanics! Also empowerment through H acts is one of my favorite themes! Why so sweet?>I return the affection with a STRONG, tight hug of my own, compressing you like an accordion and holding you very, very close to my heart. My ferocious heartbeat wolf-howls at you, forcing your brain, heart and all your organs to match my rhythm for the duration of the hug. You're 30% smaller when I hug you, considering my NG++ stats and abilities. Squeeeeeze!>Once I let go, after your kiss, it takes you a little while to reflate, but when you do–>ALL STATS INCREASED!
>>86314346Senseless, needy, breeding sex with me as the guy.or cuddling. that's nice too.
>>86318954There are people devastated? Where?
Mess with the horse, you get the hoof, motherfucker.
>>86319047What if I want the horse to mess with me?
>>86318959Just to see if you liked it. I'm probably off to bed soon, but I needed a quick hit of Rance. Thank you for setting my heart ablaze. I'll say "ORRRA! I'M GOING TO BED" when I turn my lights off. But before that happens...>I take all that exp and smooch you back with it. And after I give you those stats, I'm going to revert my save so I still have them. You and I are going to keep smooching back and forth like this for hours, sucking face through full-bodied hugs, rolling around and humping like animals as we duplicate exp in the loudest, sweatiest, sexiest way possible.
>>86319047nors?
>>86318849>>86318896>You die in the RP; you die in 4chan>>86319063You do NOT want to mess with the horse. The last time someone messed with a horse here, they got their IP snuffed for 3 days!
>>86319098That's hors.
>>86319103But...goo goo babies with my life on the line.....
>>86318818>>86319103Loona's a real babe>boop nose
>Blue TexasJesus Christ
>>86319086...Hm. A strange dynamic between us.>CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP! I make sure to thump hard enough to give your folds an extra layer of padding from all that high-impact ERO RABU! Hopefully some really hard smacks will bloat the area around your hole to make it even more springy, puffy and bouncy.
>>86319137Your life really WILL be on the line.>>86319167Babe? Nah. She's a mean-ass bitch. In both uses of that word.
>>86319182>Blue Kansas>Blue South Carolina>Hispanic border counties in Texas swinging hard back to the left.Yeah Republicans are fucked. I mean what did they even accomplish? They cut healthcare funding and yoinked the Venezuela dictator and started a war in Iran. I guess one lasting thing is the judicial appointments but that's about to stop with a blue senate lmao.
As if we need even more reason to shitpost any traitors in 8. They're comforting Box.
>>86319265So many hard republicans are living on Medicare, so cutting that could've been the last straw.
>>86319264the mean is part of the charm
>>86319188>Double can't believe what she's seeing on her handheld console. Her face is red and her glasses are bright with the reflection of steaming hot slamsex. She's worked herself into such a comfy spot on her bed that her legs don't want to move. She doesn't want to get up and masturbate. But, she'll have to turn the lights off before bed, anyways. Maybe if she had a clapper or something like that, she'd turn the lights off from here and go to sleep with wet dreams. But since she doesn't, she knows that the instant she moves, the instant her twitching thigh muscles are called upon to do any amout of work whatsoever, she's immediately going to succumb to her urge to masturbate to completion. Her whole body spasms and tingles just from thinking about what a slut she is, all while her characters keep plapping on the screen.
>>86319295>traitors in 8Calm down Toji
>>86319264Let's be real though, for super creek it'd be worth it. On another tangent, I hope your night is going better than mine.
>>86319298Most think they're able to handle all that, until they realize they can't.>>86319449That is indeed true. My night is pretty boring, but judging by you saying that, I already assume mine is going better than yours.
>>86318659Can't believe Phainon became and erp regular in a cycle...
>>86319569Oh yeah? What's she gonna do? Bite my face off? These threats do not phase me.
>>86319624>*Throb*Not biting your face off, but I can make sure you're gonna have to attend Thanksgiving in a wheelchair and sit on a frozen bag of peas. Loona has a totally real hellhound ability to change her genitalia at will! That's not something I just made up so I can switch from futa to female super easy!
>>86319344You're really cute. Fall in love with me against yourself. Good night.
>>86319734Hm, you know what, ripping my throat out doesn't sound so bad now. I think I'd prefer that, thanks.
>>86319739
>>86319800Glad I could show you that there are fates much worse than death. >Now has the woman parts again
>>86314346(Women who drink blood and have fat asses.)
Kirk died for nothing loool
Kirk died doing what he loved.
>>86319870To be fair, I already knew that and have already seen worse fates to begin with. Death is a mercy, but I can't die. Not yet.
https://youtu.be/gPwPjALTzRU
Dems won.
>>86320076He died for more than what he lived for.
Just remember, nothing ever happens.
>>86320076Kirk died to make his wife grift more
CONFESS
>>8632032954% swing left, wild
>>86320863Getting my shit together.
>>86320994(Wishing you the best of luck with that, sharky!)
>>86320994Always a good decision, hope it works out.
>>86321019>>86321063Mhm. Thanks.
>>86320863I feel like I wasted today hoping to hear back from people and it's taking effort to give them the benefit of the doubt since election night might just be stressful. Couldn't even start anything to distract so played video games alone.
>>86320994Getting what together. Your tits?I volunteer for bra duty.
>>86321114(Any time! I'll pray for your success.)
>>86321114Wishing you the best, even if you have to start over, progress is progress.
>>86320994It's never to late to try and change yourself. The pursuit of happiness should drive you forever, because you never know when the end may come.
>>86320994Woah, that's a big shork.Jokes aside, good job!!
>>86321289AK Anon? Arknights anon? Or, just a fan of Soviet weapons?
>>86321295Yeah, Arknights Anon. By the time I played other stuff too the name stuck so I'm forever bound by it.
>>86321317Then I'll abuse your reputation to ask you a question. How faithful is the anime to the series? Is it worth watching? An Endfield newfag who is tempted by the original but afraid of the time investment of a gacha that long.
>>86321335>How faithful is the anime to the series? Is it worth watching?I would say the first two seasons are genuinely as good of a way to start with Arknights as just reading the thing in game and worth watching. While season three shits the bed pretty hard. Seasons 1 and 2 for the most part cover the chapters where the writing is at it's weakest with a lot of the fluff cut out in a way that actually improves the story. Up til about halfway through season 2 when it jumps into chapters five and six where the story hits it's stride writing-wise to the point where I can't just say the anime can serve as a replacement. Even if solely because the Frostnova arc in chapter 4-6 is good enough that it IS worth reading (plus the finale does somewhat meta shit with the gameplay that just can't translate well to a TV show but that's hard to explain without spoilers)Season three, however is a total shitshow that tries to cover way too much to the point it tries and fails to condense a whole side story into one episode. while only remaining a somewhat competent adaptation.Over all my recommendation is to watch season 1 and 2. Then decide if you think you enjoy the story enough to actually sit down and read it. If yes? You can install the game and just skip the story until chapter 4/5. Or just grab an online story reader if you don't enjoy the gameplay. If you don't wanna read? Well season three is still good enough that it's an enjoyable watch and will give you closure. With all three seasons covering the first of Arknights' currently three main story arcs. My only warning is that you will see just about jack and shit related to Endfield in the anime, as anything that matters there beyond you recognizing a few characters just don't show up until way later.Picrel shows what each season covers minus season three also covering a side story called darknights.Sorry for the word wall by the way I can't help but ramble about AK. Let me know if you have questions.
>>86319182You libcucks are gonna look real silly once the ballroom is finished...
Anyways uh...>Sticks out her shark ass
>>86322005>libcucksyou fap to chink archive, ack ackity ack landwhale
>>86322005Finished as he finished the reflecting pool?
>blue Mississippichrist on a stick
>This is on Fox News right now.Damn.
>>86322277Trump made Texas and Kansas blue instead of the reflecting pool, which is much more helpful.
>>86322040>respectfully stares from afar
>>86322590Best wolf daddy
>>86322567Nothing good will ever happen; you killed Harambe.
>>86322636Trump and the GOP being humiliated is good.
>>86322632And that's a fact!
>>86322662Absolutely made for getting a handjob from
>>86322646Good? Maybe. Will it fix anything? No. Sam Altman will still get our rams, and Musk will still plot to turn himself into the Dragon of Mars.
>>86322646It doesn't matter. They already won in 2024. The country is perma-fucked. The blue wave doesn't matter. None of this fucking matters. We aren't any less doomed for people coming to their senses way, way too fucking late.can we PLEASE stop talking about this now
>>86322686at his size he might actually break something
