/haha/ i hate myselfdo what you gotta editionroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86311380habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse,racchouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
i love you poss
>>86317973samewhat kind of game would you want to make
>>86318008i'd want to make an rpg, probably something kind of like morrowind
CHUD
just plucked a long thick pube like hair from out of in my ear, the human body is weird
>>86318091rpgs are big and hard to make but if you make a really really small version its possible
i'm still surprised no one has made a sex PvP mmo with pregnancy mechanics, stat/level loss on being raped, being too full of cum mechanics etc.maybe it's hard to market RAPE MMO but i'd buy it
just found out frotting is real
>>86318216you would literally never be able to monetize it
>>86318273if we can't monetize rape then capitalism as a construct has failed society that was the whole point
>>86318110you called
>>86318272would be cool to smoke cigarettes there
>>86318140yeah :(i figure the only way it'd be possible without spending a decade working on it like the kenshi dev would be cutting out an open world entirely, maybe doing the fallout 1/2 style points of interests separated by a map screen thing. and even then that's a lot of fucking work
>>86318330just do one little dungeon with a quest to start with to get all the mechanics in and play with
>>86318349sorry i can't do that i'm too stupid
>>86318389i know that feeling
>>86318216hellmoo had rape/sex but its a mud (its like an mmo you have to read)
>>86318216a shitty sex mmo does exist but I forget its namebrutal moose played it
>>86318330>maybe doing the fallout 1/2 style points of interests separated by a map screen thing. and even then that's a lot of fucking workyou could do it workout too much work if you limited yourself to textsorry im sorry ill go away everyone hates me
>>86318531no stay here i love you
>>86318531the hardest part about it would be making all the things that go in the game the easiest part of making games is honestly the coding
>>86318631yeah but its easier to get started if you dont have to think about graphics
>>86318655thats true and poss can get a lot of free assets online to help them prototype better
i think a short little game like morrowind but its cool possum characters would be fun haha
>>86319125picking the yeen race and getting a disposition penalty with all the other animals
picking the kobold race and nevermind
>>86319125picking the kitty race and getting a purr bonus to persuasion (purr suasion)
I’m watching those videos where a guy says whats your favorite song and then plays it for someone else and all my favorite songs have really long buildups and would not do well in that challenge
>>86319125That sounds awesome but >miss>miss>miss>miss>you have died. Reload a save?
>>86319227i wouldnt be able to come up with a favorite song and even if i heard one of my favorite songs i wouldnt recognize it or remember the name or the band
uh ohhh im addicted to an mmo again for the first time in a decade
>>86319247five of mine are2022 version of november rain by guns and roseslet it happen tame impala one more time/aerodynamic (alive) daft punkwelcome to the black parade mcrgoing to die nekrogoblikonand maybe man in black with the royal philharmonic orchestra (that might beat going to die for #5)i do like faster songs too like get back or act a fool by luda but my favorites are all kind of long.
>>86319312what mmo
>>86319312osrs?
bibas are so powerful….. https://x.com/amezingnaturec/status/2117512434403643410
>>86319238>plays dark elf>chooses magic class>uses dagger or axe
https://x.com/twitawoo8/status/2117616223609622799 im sorry for two xitters but this one is really important too
>play kobold>unequip all gear>head to latest tavern
>>86319410>how you look
i would pick the raccoon class because it gives a bonus to the thieving skill so i can pick locks and pick pockets betterer
>>86319406me when i throw a tantrum
>>86319345>>86319346final fantasy 14
>>86319438you are very very cute did you know that
>>86319456wrong!!! *stomps*
im not really uncomfortable taking my clothes off around strangerslike, i dont look forward to it, but i dont dread it either
>>86319473*gives u yummy food*
>>86319479except for my doctor once i dont think anybody has seen me shirtless since i was 11
>>86319439nice possy what jobs are you playingdid you make a big catman
>>86319437yeah but you need to eat more than every other class
>>86319495yeah if it's like doctors and stuff its okif it's people i know it's shirt and long pants all the time even when sleeping cause im gross and i dont like my body
>>86319509i made a draggy boy (aura)currently a bard but i might swap to warrior or paladin so i can be a big strong tank. archer/bard did finally get fun once i got my first song though since im basically rapid fire shooting off bloodletter for big damage
>>86319509catman do?
>Choose kobold>Too poor to afford fitting robes so have to use hand me downs from best bro dwarf that are too loose so you keep tripping over and no one takes you seriously >Patron deity took mercy and blessed you with an artefact>It's a really really heavy tome
in literally every rpg game i play i defend kobolds and kobold like creatures theyre too cute i love them so much then again i also roleplay that almost all my characters are draconic somehow so
>>86319691sorry maid but im going to have to rape you a lot really hard
>>86319731Well, it's rape so neither of us really have any say in the matter so I forgive you
>>86319731same. need to mating press this knotslut hard
>>86319769mommy you cant forgive me for raping you please stand up for yourself *rapes you again*
>>86319718i should add that in pathfinder kingmaker for pc theres a moment where trolls and kobolds attack your kingdom. and if you dont kill the kobold leader and defended a kobold tribe earlier you get to really confusedly ask him why hes even attacking you. like… actually why. and he says uuuh actually i didnt think this through. whoops.and then everyone is like my liege you need to kill this guy but you can be like… no hes a vassal of the crown now. hey do you swear on your life to defend the crown? can you give an oath? can you give it again? hey are you very sure can i get a third oath??? on good,and later an evil god possesses him to make him evil again and you can say “hey remember that oath you swore” and the control is broken instantly that was fun.
I just wanted to make a cutesy post about a character idea that lives in my head...
>>86319829make it poss
>>86319820(on good authority* you arent just planning to kill me?)
>>86319691this is very cute i love him and i would buy him nicer robes and not expect anything in return
>>86319834I did and I got raped twice >>86319820I loved that whole arc so much, that was such a comfy game in general. (It got a little wobbly near the end but everything up to the sort of last third was super cozy low level adventuring sort of)>>86319848Thank you
I love you poss
>>86319848i need to poss
>>86319848i believe i have one of those small creatures in my home...
tacos so good im having them again
with over nine thousand percent of the districts reporting, judge robertson has overwhelmingly defeated the districts reporting
>>86319965YOUSHOULD KICKMY ASS
>>86319873me too!!! the last dungeon was very awful i agree but the administrative aspects and earlier stuff were very fun. also was fun turning the ultimate villain’s funny joke back on him.>i curse the ruler of this kingdom with infinite suffering!!! because its funny!!!>why though>because it is an affront to MY authority!>then as lawful king i hereby give you the crown :) the kingdom is yours :)>…oh.>!!!wrath of the righteous is fun too even though i still have yet to beat it! you can even get aid in the war from your old kingdom!>>86319915me too im not sure how ive survived so long without it>>86319924can you give it some grapes for me…..
>>86319306you want dungeoneering
>>86319601bard'll get even more fun when you get your remaining songs in a few levelsalso tankings pretty fun and queues for them are always so fast that you'll level them super quicki don't know what level you have to be but you should check out gunbreaker when you can, it was my favorite tank to play
>>86319795how many in that bad boy?
a kobold run bed and breakfast would be very fun i think. gosh they would be so cute running around trying to grab things on high shelves and such. i would have to restrain myself from kissing them.
>>86319998no grapes are exclusively for the racc living on my porch...
>>86320082why would they install high shelves when they know that the staff are all kobolds
applying to the kobold whorehouse and getting rejectedundercutting them by starting my own 1 person whorehouse in the alley behind the kobold whorehouse
>>86320082going to the kobold inn and learning that kobolds don't do bedrooms and instead expect you to sleep in a giant pile of cushions and mattresses with all the employees and other guests and also maybe a dragon
>>86320089marshmallows then…>>86320100(because its cute shhh)
>>86320131ummmm haha do i have to pay extra for that because that sounds very very lovely its like i could pretend to be a kobolddoes the dragon read us a bedtime story
>>86320126i will recruit you to my adventuring party and give you nice clothes and kissing you and snuggling you and stuff
>>86320227this and nine kobolds watching you to make sure you like all of it
>>86320196i take off all of the clothes and tear them into pieces and run to the nearest gnoll camp
>>86319980I've got your ass-kicking right here along with a healthy helping of knuckle-sandwich.
>>86320156the dragons a customer the kobolds read him (and everyone in the pile) a bedtime story
>>86320126you in turn get undercut by slutbold (kobold slutposs) who does it for free
>>86320238poss no!!! those gnolls are all loving boyfriends in committed relationships!!! theyll politely turn you down and youll be sad!!!!!
>>86320267whoa i literally cannot believe how lucky i ami genuinely want to know what kind of story a kobold reads to a dragon its probably awesome
i think an all kobold run tavern would be a very popular tourist destination for travelers especially if the kobolds all wore skimpy or no clothing and touches were allowed
i have no mixers and i must drink
>>86320275i would be drunk and really mad and pout at the campfire until you guys caught up and leashed me and brought me back to camp
buying one more card for my shelf and im done
>>86320342chews on this because you left me alone in the house all day again
>>86320311going to the kobold tavern and the food is extremely delicious and spicy and everyone there is really nice and they have excellent coffee and i leave feeling really happy every time>>86320328i would not leash you i would carry you gently and make sure you have lots of water and a bucket in case you get sick and the next morning i would make strong coffee for you
>>86320356*bashes your head in with a hammer*
>>86320365why are you being so nice put the leash on me and throw cold water at me please
>>86320399*gives u a stuffy to sleep with and makes sure ur bedroll is nice and warm*
the hobbit but bilbo is a kobold and he successfully persuades smaug to leave without violence by being really cute and precious and brave too
>>86320342stop raping your dog
>>86320321drink and chase! im drinking jameson!
>>86320366puts you in jail forever
>>86320416b-bu *passes out on the spot*
i want to worship a guy like this
>>86320449the only not-vodka drinks i have available are water and some "blackberry sparkling water" that tastes like water
>>86320485*tucks u in……*
>>86320050at least 7 or 8
Kind of want to write a story about Kobold Tavern now...
>>86320570please do please do please do please do
>>86320570surely you mean a poem
i like how the new cops imported from israel are seeing literal demon possessed americans for the first time
>>86320582In lieu of any other suggestions it'll be a story about a Kobold that 'runs' a tavern that very suddenly had to accommodate a dragonGive me like a week or less or more or
>>86320637thank you poss it sounds extremely cute i love it already
my manager said i look like fabionever rep
>>86320637here is some inspiration for you (it is literally just videos of fantasy-esque food and stuff they would serve at the prancing pony or green dragon pub https://youtube.com/@rhubarbandlavender?si=72ZL7RaFqf1N3Q-T )
>>86320623I mostly use poems as a way to think some emotional stuff through or just do something small and silly when someone asks for oneI like longer stuff because I've really fallen in love with the notion of character writing as of late.Kinda sad I lost my old dragon stories haha
>>86320637I look forward to it :)
>texas turned blueoh my science
i really like global village coffeehouse as a design aesthetic but i think it will be almost impossible to bring back without seeming deeply inauthentic
>>86320748something must be done about the massive glut of unemployed tech workers who cant find a job in their field because of ai
upstairs at the kobold tavern https://x.com/ulysseslafur/status/2117681311879966804
>>86320687do have any character stories to sharewhat dragon stories
>>86320675*Scribbles on napkin*Mmhmm, mmhmm, thank you thank you
>>86320834they have a website and instant gram too with more stuff…..
>>86320833Eh not really, most of the ones I've done have been through silly roleplay through games that sort of gather moss-lore as I play. Kind of hard to lay out as a story comfortably.I wrote a couple of dragon stories here maybe a couple of years ago, one was a little lewd and the other was a magical dating service ran by a dragon called MatchI miss re-reading that one...
what should i touch my ugly thing to
i need to wake up
>>86321149i think its hot
>>86321166it's gross it should be punished (non sexually)
>>86321164get coffee
>>86321199ok
>>86321183umm no it should be kissed and worshipped
>>86321164>>86321199>>86321234something weirdly cute about this exchange
