/dft/ - Discord Fappy TalkyPost tags, talk about your fetishes, and jerk off.Nonny meetup editionPrevious: >>86315612
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>>86320690gay
I would never fap with a chud.I'm glad I ask for the politics of every Anon I add.
Nonny don't vote Republican!
I fake my ideals just to have handsex
>>86320754Hello altychud
If your voting record isn't public you're getting blocked.
I can't even ride these feelings out, either. I'll have to go to class tomorrow and larp as a normal, well adjusted individual when I'm on the verge of running my car off the road just to see if the rush is worth the crash...
Day 3 is over and I started floating when I walk.
>>86320690My friend wants to get me the Plana plushie for Christmas but it wont make it in time until mid-2027 from the look of it, I feel so lucky regardless.
meeting irl with a nonny sounds psychotic as fuck but got a bit
Fapping and looking for horny faggy handsex ~suunbox
>>86320800meeting irl with a nonny is the only way to make a nonny bust his load in your mouth
that new texas governor. kind of a milf
>>86320813I want to bust a load IN a nonnys mouth tho
>>86320799You got a nice friend.
>>86320800I did this and got an agegap relationship out of it
I /seriously/ cannot believe I'm given shit for how I post when you have larger losers coming to the JERK-OFF THREAD to bitch, moan and whine about their life.>>86320784WAAAHH, WAAAH, WAAAH, take it to /r9k/, fucks' sake. I'm here to pleasure myself.
>>86320824that's interesting I want a nonny to bust his load in my mouth hmm
>>86320853No porn, go leave us alorne...
>>86320726what are you on about
>>86320877My balls are aching for something warm and wet…
>>86320904you don't put your balls in there silly head
>>86320831I didn't want to at first but he really insisted and I caved in as a memento of our friendship.
>>86320904I would really enjoy sucking your cock irl, preferably while you look at your favorite porn
>>86320853you blacked kroni
>>86320911I wasn’t thinking straight…
>>86320929We need this updated now we can AI cumshots.
>>86320929grim
>>86320929is this real??
>>86320929I had IRL sex with a lot of boys from 4chan! Thank you for status-acknowledgement?
>>86320966that's not a boy, that's a grown ass man and you're also a grown ass ugly nigger
>>86320943I could do this but I won't out of spite.
>>86320966*gives you a shit in a box*This is for how you post mah queen
>>86320988>Post written by a sexless basement-dwelling ghoul.Acknowledged.
>>86320988As an obese gooner, I don’t care who drains my fat, pale sack as long as it gets emptied of this pent up sperm.
>>86320928What if all I want to do is look at your eyes
>>86321018awesome, I love you
>>86321028I think most guys don't want to do that but if that makes you cum harder I'm game
>>86321029Love you too nonny. Feel free to drop a tag and send me porn until I splatter my phone screen in steaming ropes for you!
>>86320990What if we asked really nicely?
>>86321018All men like you are still adorable shy boys in my eyes no matter how big you get <3
>>86321014you hate being a nigger but you only live once >>86321018>obese goonersounds like you're acaz's type
>there are "people" here who don't like obese gooners>there are "people" here who wouldn't trip over themselves for the opportunity to slurp down an obese gooner's thick nutsludge while he ignores you as a person and gets fed porn by another nonny on discord
>>86321073I do pant and flush REAL hard when teased that’s true…
>>86321044The best thing about getting a blowjob is seeing someone kneel before you and focus on your pleasure. Most people are retarded then.
>>86321097maybe, the guys I've all blown mostly either liked having hands in my hair and pushing my head down, or tipping their own head back and relaxing.
>>86321075Struck a nerve? So much vile hatred emitting from this post. You'll always be a pathetic little imbecile~Anywho. I just wanted to stake my claim on the new thread before bed. Can't believe everyone's wasting their time watching which Jew Party is going to win.
>>86321094you could still spam me with porn pictures while taking my cock to the back of your throat, you know
>>86320916You should give him a kiss as a thanks!
>>86321070Depends. What's the monetary value of this nice asking?
We must have died alone a long long time ago
>>86321111>quads of truthI KNEEL GOLDEN WITCH
>>86321116ackshyually, giving a good blowjob involves both hands.
>>86321111I thought you loved the orange man
>>86321137prove it? i don't feel your tongue wrapping the tip up with greedy tonguelashes
>>86321134ohno
>>86321111>Can't believe everyone's wasting their time watching which Jew Party is going to win.
>>86321151lol
>>86321159Cram it Knucks.
>there are "people" here who don't like obese gooners>there are "people" here who wouldn't trip over themselves for the opportunity to slurp down an obese gooner's thick nutsludge while he ignores you as a person and gets fed porn by another nonny on discord.
>>86321111nah. enjoy your ugly nigger life, worship blonde people until the day you die
>>86321120A good kissy before his lust takes over and wants to kiss elsewhere!
86321202lmao he mad
there are people here...
>>86321205Are you actually that close to him?
there are people...
there are...
Opened my Shirogane folder and felt my cock twitch like I got hit by a taser.
ACK!
>>86321239We've known each other for 1.5 years by now and it's been a beautiful friendship. We live in different countries so it's too difficult to meet up but my long term goal is to save up enough money to visit him and hang out and see where the night leads us. To think he was just going to be a one night stand, but he was very adorable in a genuine sense.
>>86321107Fuck. If you’re that talented and skilled, then absolutely. I usually don’t climax with blowjobs, but if you’re that good, I wouldn’t resist. Maybe even hear me moan
>>86321312I am talented and skilled.
>>86321277Have you ever considered writing a story or a game tying all your Shirogane images together?
>>86321202you got shit on by quads, your seething is null
>>86321307I hope you can meet him!
>>86321364Writing something about a real person feels a little icky but at the same time I've shot 483 loads on my desk to her so.
Bed or fappies and cum... ugh I don't have time ugghghhhhh
>>86321386Thank you. Thank goodness he's asleep too because admitting these things is a little embarrassing
>>86321406You've almost certainly already written the general outline in your head alrady.
holy shit reps got fucking RAPED
>>86321501If the dems win mississippi, the last time there was a democrat was when they were associated with the kkk and voted against the civil rights acttrump is fucking aids
>>86321482Something about cosplay sex at seedy love hotels during a Japan trip...
>>86321094Fathornybastard
I've been watching Steve Kornacki and there's something really handsome about a wiry nerd talking about their favorite autistic hyperfixation for 12+ hours straight.
>>86321633>Something really handsome about someone with interestsActual foid moment just by how stupid and non-human this post is.
>>86321633I 100% agree but looking up that guy you could not have picked a worse example for the fixation topic.
Look up 'acaz mental breakdown' on youtube
>>86321705I'm 2 busy being miserable
>>86321681There's interest in a thing and knowing everything there is to know about a thing. >>86321702I dunno he knew every Bumfuck County in West Virginia just by shape and a lot of information about Bumfuck County's water commissioner election.
>>86321737You know everything about being a Diddy blud since u r one
>>86321705No one cares Sillu
>>86321333Fastest you have made someone cum?
>>86321803I don't start a timer or anything but most blowjobs I gave only lasted a couple of minutes.
>>86321803Nta but it's been 23 years and I haven't made anyone cum yet I think.
>>86321845Holy fuck really? There's no way that's true, can I get some tips? The one time I gave blowjobs I got pretty good and eventually got it down to like 10 minutes but a couple sounds honestly insane, were they virgins or something?
>>86321705No. Look up VID_0222 on youtube and watch the 2nd result.
>>86321872A lot of the guys I met up with were older and probably pretty excited about a blowjob from a much younger person. Or just pent up from not getting any in a while. Honestly in my experience a guy either cums pretty quick, or takes a loooong time. Mostly sub 10 minutes, a few in the 45 minute range. Very, very few inbetween.
>>86321886I am the first view on this video.
>>86321910A video just for you and nobody else. Don't say I don't treat you right.
Anon thinks I’m actually a girl what do I do
>>86321982Take your pills Alice
>>86321737>There's interest and there's being an expert on somethingAnd delineating things this way makes you more shallow.Christ, it isn't enough that you have to put this guy down by calling him a "wiry nerd" and downplay it by calling him autistic. In spite of saying you find him attractive. Do you have to also say, "Yeah but I would never like anyone for being a normal human being with interests."You're barely fucking human yourself. You don't have the right to put anyone down.
>>86321901>in the 45 minute range...sorry
>>86321989I would but that wouldn’t give me the pussy he thinks I’ve been squirting from… even if getting trannified by a horny nonny would be hot
>>86321901>a few in the 45 minute range.My jaw is throbbing just thinking about this.
>>86322011It's important to me that you not be sorry for getting what you want. All I care about is your balls emptying, preferably in or on me.>>86322058Look, when it finally happens, it's something else.
>>86321995You're putting a lot of negative weight into the words written. Kind of a you issue tbdesu. Being tall and skinny is attractive, being smart is attractive. Don't get so twisted up anonymoose.
>>86321982You are lying
>Not fat enough for certain nonnies >Not skinny enough for certain nonnies *Sigh*
I need a furry dom top to keep me caged all no nut November. I use Stoat not discord
Deal with the sample image, I'm feeling lazy today.My girlfriend is very openly bisexual. My #1 sexual kink is having threesomes/other ENM activities. Outside of me and my girlfriend being aggressively average in the height department we are exceptionally conventionally attractive individuals.When we first started dating, over 2 years ago now, we agreed that after the first 3 or so months of us dating we would either fully open up the relationship or begin to have threesomes on a regular basis. Those three months came and went and all this time we have actually lost progress on having a threesome.Without looking, we have had 4 different opportunities to have threesomes, 2 of which came to us with the offer, one of which we turned down, and the other two being individuals in our friend circle who were open to engage in that kind of activity. My girlfriend found a way to blunder these opportunities so badly that one of the women completely ghosted us after knowing us for years and the other is now no longer on direct speaking terms with my gf.I'm so fucking done with her shit, I just wish she'd be honest to me about this.
>>86322141you're just my type
I'm too fucking stupid to be good at anything
>>86322156Post your tag you faggot <3
>>86322156it doesn't take smarts to open your mouth and let a man make you useful
>>86322156Posted it again award.
Making this so myself and others can vent about their sex lives in this thread.Nearly all of my friends in middle school and high school were either porn addicts, promiscuous or both. Simply growing up around them and being exposed to the content, kinks and fetishes that they were into has permanently rewired my brain.The few women I have attempted to date I have either scared off due to how extreme my sexual interests are or, even worse, willingly fed into them because they themselves were on the same level of fucked up I was. Normal "vanilla" sexual relationships are not only uninteresting, but they genuinely turn me off.Instead of being content with whatever relationship I am in, my current girlfriend for example, I constantly fantasize about my exes or plans me and my exes had made. No matter what I do I have a perpetual feeling of sexual FOMO that does not go away no matter what kind of "regular" sexual interaction I engage in.I make myself sick but I have no desire or interest in trying to break this internal cycle.
>>86321307How did you become friends if that is alright?
>>86322152do you and your gf both have penises?excuse me, penisii? penusu penisudicks. I'm saying your gay.
"Permanently rewired" is half true. Puberty leaves grooves, but grooves aren't walls — you're weighted, not locked. "Permanently rewired" is a convenient thing to believe when you don't want to do the work.Bigger issue is the trap you built. The women who match you burn out into exes; the girlfriend who survives is "regular" and therefore flat. So the exciting ones are definitionally unsustainable and the sustainable one is definitionally boring. That's structure, not bad luck.And the FOMO isn't about scarcity. You're not missing sex, you're missing a version of yourself. Fantasizing about *plans* is the sneakiest part — an unexecuted plan never gets tested against reality, so it stays perfect forever. Real Tuesday-night sex can't beat that.Vanilla doesn't turn you off because it's vanilla. It turns you off because it's the baseline you never invest imagination into.Two questions: what does "extreme" actually mean for you, and does she know she's competing with a ghost?
>>86322180I've never had a girlfriend in my life.
>>86322180if you and your girlfriend are having a generally good time together, stick with her. especially if you're in your late 20s, cause it's way better than being totally alone in your 30s
>>86322206Holy delve — gpt batman
>>86322152You are just venting about your gf? Just be happy you have one, lmao. Maybe she doesn’t want to have a threesome anymore, just talk to your girl
This nigga complaining about not getting enough pussy LMAOOO
>>86322227>>86322234We are in our early 20s and we're trying to make things work. While she has significantly more sexual experience than I do most of the sexual experience I have was significantly more intense than hers.For instance, me, my ex, my former best friend and his girlfriend were planning on all going to the same university and starting a polycule. Both of our girlfriends were interested in experimenting with women (after I broke up with my at the time girlfriend she has only dated women since dating me based on what she has told me since then) and all of us were into partner swapping. The only person who was not bisexual was my former best friend. His girlfriend was also wild AF and was an exhibitionist who had been doing borderline illegal activities since she was a minor. She was also obsessed with anal after my friend took her anal virginity on her 16th birthday.
>>86322262You and everyone associated with you should die painfully and slowly
>>86322180I got the short end of the stick in many of these situations. I wasnt able to start consuming porn on a regular basis until I was around 15, and while I had the opportunity to lose my virginity at 14 I ended up not going through with it for bullshit reasons. I was constantly wracked with an insane degree of anxiety.While my friends were getting laid or making homemade sex tapes I was often the lookout or I didn't participate at all.
>>86322262wish that could get a Rise out of me but this reads like a reddit post. you got no Fire even including a minor
Need a cute friend to spoil and buy merch and games to!Make sure you're comfy e-dating a very lonely 36-years old before applying!
Hypothetically speaking, if someone were planning on potentially taking their own life, how would you go about doing it? What is the "best" method? What quantifies the best method to you? For me, I'd say efficiency and speed outweigh painlessness and peacefulness. Like laying your head on the train tracks is pretty good. What do you guys think?
>>86322377Gun. Don’t kill yourself.
>>86322415This is a hypothetical. Like, what if someone hypothetically couldn't get a gun
