/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5638>"Cool Fox" edition--Stories--By OctaviaAnon>My Saving Grace (Ch. 4)https://rentry.co/a4icnhm7>Anon and Via meet the parents on Halloweenhttps://rentry.co/q63956ouBy Rotham>Digital Painhttps://rentry.org/c96494su>Late Night Talkshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/95526621>Prime Contacthttps://archiveofourown.org/works/95449071By JacklinMauer>The Gambler (Ch. 14)https://rentry.co/xddt9etzBy Ara Elkins>Halloween, 1998https://sofurry.com/s/mM3jyPD1>Vignette: Miranda and Mariluna, 1998https://sofurry.com/s/1EMAzO31By TheSignalRemains>The House that Jan Built Ch. 3https://rentry.co/pnouxeciBy virGli>spooky2026https://rentry.co/g5dm96h2By Constray>Amaryllis Fieldhttps://rentry.co/bofpizmsBy VibeLordess>Three Strikes and Black Skies (Ch.33?)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66259327By Sovetski>Into Dark (Ch. 5)https://archiveofourown.org/works/94704681>Before Dark (Ch. 29)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021>Deer Without Headlightshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/95217706By Oliver_Hart>Leaves of Fall (Ch. 39)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776By BluePawpadCult>Blood Echoes: Tears of a Hound (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/95374006[ Story Masterbin ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ] :https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Booru ]:https://hmofa.gallery[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86336042Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
2 sluts
>>86338692>31 years old and still malding
>>86338712Peepor~!
>>86338712It actually is 2 sluts this time
>>86338692>Gurkha castration knifeRUN BROTHER RUN
Fatassed lewd waifurs....
>>863387122 sluts
>>86338772for human men
fose
>>86338784Black human men
Yeah needs to stop slacking I need more of my catwife
>>86338770What is the strange purple thing in the background between them?
>>86338805Ass too bigTotal goonslop
>>86338805guh ludicrous
>>86338692lmao
>>86338805ass perfect size
>>86338818Please don’t make fun of her for it. She is self conscious and it gets in the way of her daily life
>>86338805I can't even tell what this is
>>86338818>>86338831>
>>86338819>>86338827guys you're not supposed to find this hot, the ass is too big and the human probably has a penis longer than 6 inches
I wonder if that retard understands normal bakers can just bake the next thread with that art, or the one after that?Petty and childish behaviour.
>>86338855Fuck off I'm not from the uk you can't tell me what to do
>>86338805Imagine living with a goon slop wife helping in her day to day life
>>86338860what?
>>86338818Coward
>>86338818Like yours? Damn. No wonder why nobody fucks yours.
>>86338882Go back Discrodfag
>>86338855i love cheeks so big i couldn't even get it in
>>86338882Boobs too smallLegally cannot sex her
Bridgette, how many Rs are in the word Strawberry?
>>86338855>>86338869>exxxchuse me m8 d'you 'ave a loicsense for fat bottom'd gerls?
>>86338855Cowardice and chode wielding
>>86338882Stay here discordGOD
>>86338814it was gonna be the back cushion for the booth but i got lazy
>>86338891Just because discordfags follow him on xitter doesn't mean he's a discordfagEven GraphiteAnon has discordfag followers
>>86338902I like the pic a lot. I wish there was karaoke culture where I live, getting drunk and singing my heart out sounds great.
>>86338900Goodness gracious.
>>86338924I said Discrod
>>86338924nta but I'm pretty sure he means the fact he's in the magmacord
>the weak should fear the strong
He's really going to do it 2 threads in a row.
>>86338900To think there are people who hate phat bottomed furry critters...
>>86338947Wouldn't even rape her after choking her out desu
>>86338924Anyone who talks about discord here is trying to make the thread worse>>86338956You are brave to post that character here, I admire that
>>86338956>Chikn nuggitGreat now I can post this
waifurs with hips so way they get in the way of her daily lifewhat struggles would a wide waifur have
>>86338940He left them all iirc according to the magma chat logs aggies ago, didn't want to deal with being dragged into random drama
>>86338993kek
i think ive finally figured out a gesture drawing method that works for meits closer to a construction approach though like that anon suggested when i was bitching about it (thanks anon)
>>86339008won't believe it until i see proof.
>>86338993Have science and the arts gone too far?
>>86339033Not far enouf
>>86339033No, my waifur isn't real yet
>>86338770What a cute bunny Aubrey is. Nice piece.>>86339030tummy
>>86338770big hair yeh
>>86339030ohh i meant to post this in /dig/i was gonna clean it up and post it here but you can have it now I guess
>>86338993>>86339049it feels nice that my boys found their own waifurs
>>86339073thank you for letting me have it it's nice
>>86339032Not going through 20 aggie's chat logs because of your terminal paranoia against everyone, do it yourself or look through desu idk
>>86338896She'd tell you to count them yourself and that she believes (You) can do it (and unlike an LLM glazing you her glazing is 100% genuine)if you somehow fail it's remedial english lessons for you
>>86338770I really like Aubry's lovely legs.
>>86339049>>86338993I think those are great and you don't need an actual reason to post them.
>>86339030Very cute anon, keep it up
>>86339096Bridgette, this sentence is false.
>>86339073well now you can post it in both places. nice work regardless
>>86339003My catwife is wide but can still fit through the doorI wouldn't like if she couldn't fit through the door
>>86339030>Terrible unfinished sketchWhy bother? It doesn't even look good
>>86339119yeah can't fit through the door is a little too ridiculousunless it's because she's vertically challenged, rather than horizontally
>>86339119>don't forget your tipThat kike bitch! When did she do it?
>>86339030>>86339073I like
>>86339125you draw any better, big nigs?
>>86339133imagine teasing her about her height and then she picks you up with one hand and stares into you with them big ol eyes
>>86339030nice hips
>>86339125y so mad
>>86339125I don't know why you hate something as harmless as hmofa and have dedicated your life to shitting it up. Actually let me do this again.How's your relationship with your parents? Do you have a job? When was the last time you spoke to a friend in person? When was the last time you bathed? The last time you did physical activity? Have you ever had a romantic partner? Got any fulfilling hobbies? What was the last productive thing you did? When was the last time you did any cleaning? Is your bed made? You get the point by now.
>>86339133Azalea saying a word
>>86339149>>86339133Trying to kiss Azalea but it's a Shadow of The Colossus climbing sequence.
>>86339112Great job hero you deactivated a bridge with a verbally stated paradoxNow about the other sixty five quintillion bridges...
Peak white male.
Haven't read any hmofa in a while but since AO3's been down I've been printing out the fanfics I never finished and reading them during class and have gotten through several chapters that way.
>>86338692Like what the fuck? Why isn't Doris OP?
any dealbreakers for you that aren't just the standard infidelity/abuse?
azalea but wide
>>86339189Even human made AIs are protected from those, how can Bridge be this bad?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzsl-qPNyfY
>>86339202go back to telegram
>>86339030Really stiff drawing it just looks like goonerslop
>>86339206BPD
>>86339228This is postslop
did it have to look like jax
>>86339199>printing out the fanficsbullshit! with the price of ink you'd be better off with an e-inkunless you have a laser printer?pic or it didn't happen
>>86339241Okay coward
>>86339228You sound 50 years old and mad and you probably don't bathe either P U no waifur for you buddy
>>86339202yea i second this, this was too peak to not have made OP
>>86339202take doris' stockings and garter off
>>86339260I see you've never met a bipolar woman
>>86339206There's basic stuff like sharing no interests at all or completely different views on life.For more specific ones - probably many that I didn't even think about like readical fetishes ala scat diaper etc., but mostly just shallowness? That and being adamant about not having children. No reason to have a realtionship in that case.
>>86339222bridge smartunlike wheatlyhe dumb
>>86339202
>>86339206if they were super Christian and cant tone it down
>>86339222>even the turret cubes are affectedkino game
>>86339286You mean just a woman?
>>86339296hi phil
>>86339286>bipolarBPD means Borderline Personality Disorder
>>86338818hmofags be like: steak too juicy, water too wet
>>86337820Do you mean a series of smut Digimon shorts or something? I'm not sure I'm understanding you porerly.
>>86339119I like verna's design but we really don't need her artist getting involved here
sex with lopunny right here right now
>>86339348i don't think most artists are aware this place existswhy what does he do
>>86339330What's the difference
>>86339348Why would anyone think he's welcome here if the character is an AxA commwhore?
>>86339350Beware her toxic attack.
>>86339357Bipolar is a chemical imbalance that causes manic episodes, BPD is a self-image disorder that causes paranoid delusions of abandonment.
>>86339385They artist himself only draws her with human anons and doesn't commission? What are you talking about
Could you, anons of the board, successfully return your waifur back into corporeal existence if her physical body was destroyed. And preserve the sanctity of her soul in the process?
>>86339404Can somebody make this a biblically accurate fart?
>>86339428>They artist himself only draws her with human anonshttps://e621.net/posts/3033567?q=swiiiiitch>and doesn't commissionWell he must be very happy how much free art she's getting including jerking of horsecock.https://e621.net/posts?tags=verna_%28swiiiiitch%29
>>86339355Nothing but there's at least 20 dedicated haters from /b/ that appear whenever switch posts and this has been the case since 2022
>>86339458I know you've called that place home for longer than /hmofa/, but /b/ is a pariah dog that should have been put down last decade.
>>86339455Fuck I guess we can't post any character here
>>86339455>>86339458
>>86339487I didn't say that? Never complained about you posting her, I just don't see why the artist would be interested in coming here when he doesn't care for the concept and his main character isn't HMOFA.
>>86339494you can tell this AI was only trained on chinese people because it gives him squinty eyes
>>86339482The last time I saw a good thread on /b/ was a retard who yanked his mother's towel off because he thought real life was like incest porn and got thoroughly laughed at and mocked and someone came in and made an "artist's rendition of the incident"Pretty sure his dad kicked him out afterwards.
Pedantic faggots.
>>86339511Looks pretty HMOFA to me brother
>>86339305cute
>>86339522Ok? The art is, the artist isn't. This isn't a rare case, it happens rather often.I didn't even take issue, just don't see how >>86339428 would be a problem when the artist himself wouldn't come here.
>>86338805built for ____
>>86339540On both your parts this is such a nothing issue who cares
I'm gonna get him in here now just to make you both say boohoohoo
>>86339540stfu, hmofa art is hmofa, no artist is hmofa only, its hobby/career suicide if they try something as retarded as that
>>86339582>no artist is hmofa only, its hobby/career suicide if they try something as retarded as thatYou uh, looked around you at all lately?
>>86339564Nobody, so we can go back to posting HMOFA.Speaking of, if you had a chance to change a single gimmic an artist has, which artist and what gimmic would it be?I'd choose this dumb fuck and remove his need to put game UI into his art and especially his animations.
getting sounded with this
>>86338882built for plapping
>>86339595they post hmofa HERE, artits who draw hmofa dont draw hmofa exclusivly
>>86339597just edit it out anon
>>86339563BHCBig Hugs and Cuddles
>>86339582>hmofa art is hmofaYou keep repeating this as if I've said something to the contrary when I did not.>no artist is hmofa onlyDelusional take.And I have no issues with artists drawing AxA with AxA characters. This one didn't and he's clearly hadning her out as a whore for his furfag friends to draw fucked by their OCs.
>>86339613Nice spelling first of all. Second of all, that's just not true. There's a few here I can think of who, at least publicly (so we simply can't know if otherwise), pretty much only draw hmofa stuff, and solo FA of course. Myself included.The fuck is your issue?
im not going to argue with a retard
>>86339613Off the top of my head Botanics and Warjenkins don't do AxA stuff pretty much on principle.
>>86339671TLA hasn't done any I can think of.
>has no points>spouts bullshit>"i'm not going to argue with a retard"You never did, arguning implies having arguments and that not something you are capable of.
>>86339660>>86339671i'm wondering if he's confused and he thinks you mean the artist never even touches a pencil unless it's to draw hmofa
>tfw four days into NNN and have been unable to not think about sex for the purposes of procreation with a waifur all day.
>>86339671they both do hmoba though
I think this is one of the /b/tards guys
Casey helping Kee’Ra exercise
>>86339719o prollylet’s post actual stuff now
>>86339738>scale pattern looks like lomen-pattern baldnessguffaw
Will Bridgette let me place a bunch of her clones in a line and run them over for fun
>>86339202Leave the stockings and garters on
>>86339719I've never been to /b/ in my entire life.>>86339715Botanics also does HMOFF, I think this wasn't his point. You can't really draw as much of a clear line between HMOF/B/MA/F content as you can between it and AxA. Botanics literally states on her comm page that she doesn't want to do AxA and most (all at this point and probably ever) AxA/F comms would not be taken.
>>86339768I don't even think that would be her decision to make
>>86339348>I like verna's design but we really don't need her artist getting involved hereThis nothingburger argument started over something that's not happening
>>86339784Yeah what the fuck was he talking about, why would that artist ever come here
squeak
>>86339772Draw Doris in nothing but stockings and garters
>>86339754Pure coincidence, I assure you! I actually tried out a number of combinations, butt settled on this one.
>“Anon Y. Mous, you suffer the indignity and absence of your true beloved, yearning painfully for the touch of her fur and softness of her paws against your skin. Summon the Hidden King, and you shall grow old together…”
>>86339803Ratricia's Human Male stalker
>>86339858>deadlock universethere are already waifurs there though?
If you were going on a totally badass pulpy adventure to find ancient treasure, who would you bring? you can bring 5 people, you need at least 2 HMs and 2 FAs>>86339288I need to do more mayro paint
You're on a date, say something anon!
>>86339812Yes please!
>>86339858Yeah, I think I'd go into the ritual. What would anon's abilities be?
>>86339797Duh? 4chan originating artist = lurks every thread ever?They probably never looked back
>>86339875There's 2, and both of them are only hot off model
>>86339875Wishing for every foid to be reborn as anthro
>>86339030The hips are a bit too angled but I see the overall form so nice job.
>>86339885Uh, um, feline good today?
>>86339867
lorpie here. i am kicking it in hmofaTV for a little bit before bed. you may also kick it adjacent to me if desired!
>>86339920Rah gooner
>>86339930/kick
>>86339920"I thought I'd stop by and pay you a visit at work today, my precious little rata..."
>>86339881So 4 people besides me? Or 2 hms including me?Why would I want to leave someone out?I'd pick Marek and Vesryn because they are both trained combatants with a lot of experience living out in the rough and at least Marek has quite a lot of honour.Other 2 would be me and my wife ofc, even if her skillset would be... very much lacking for such an undertaking.
>>86339920the smelly, hung gooner she met on Furfuck just so happened to become her husband ten months later...
>>86339930I need to wake up early for wagecucking
DWD bris..
>>86339998her bf/fiance is apparently based but idk if that's true
I was going through an old folder and found this, and I think I never posted it?
>>86339890>I think I'd go into the ritual>(You) Join the ritual hoping to make your waifur real>End up laning against drifter and doormanShe better be worth it, anon
>>86340014resolution doesn't return anything on desuarchive but that doesn't necessarily mean it hasn't been posted if you snapped more than one pic and forgot
>>86339998list ten thousand reasons as to why i should care about this
>>86339998I used to get some shit in my DMs for following him. I've stopped following him ages ago though. I don't find him too funny.
>>86339097Same
>>86340030Doesn't Drifter have piss poor laning or something? And I do presume I'll get an actually appropriate skillset, at least something on the level of Trapper.But yeah, she absolutely is worth it.
>>86339258check em nigga>bullshitprinting is free at my library :)
>>86340081>Doesn't Drifter have piss poor laning or somethingI was actually thinking in terms of lore-accurate power level, so you'd literally be stuck fighting against peak drifter and DM
>>86340091Kino...
>>86340091ABSOLUTELY BASED
>>86339890>support>buffs teammates>debuffs enemies>shoots to syphon cooldown and deal damage>is godly when paired with others but awful alone
>>86340013Isn't he a Leaf?
Hate it when this happens
The squeak shall inherit the Earth
>>86340121WIFE
she sees u
>>86340109(me)>buffs and debuffs also stack
>>86340146i make chair
>>86340121Scrungly creatures for neighbors
Should I make an autistic lore chart?
>>86340194autism is the lifeblood of humanity
>>86339096... Dare I ask how those two ideas are actually linked
>>86340194For referencing stuff needed for a story? Yes.
>>86340180
>>86340112He's a sex slave for human cock
>>86340098I'm not sure he's that strong in lore. It's the case of being too deranged to be powerful with him, no? He's scary but mostly because he fights dirty and is utterly chaotic.And DM restrains himself because it's just a game for him.
>>86340194The answer is always YES
What the fuck was that snowflake argument? I regret wasting time reading imageless posts
>>86340272>living in a park T-shirt
>>86340112well, as based as leaf can be but yeah he is
>>86340361I'm calling the police you can't post inusama here he draws anthro on anthro I'm literally crying and shaking
>>86340392it's already too late, the HUMAN cop arrived and they're schlorping him
>>86340039I took this pic on the new phone camera, so it could be seen as a new pic…Eh w/e, it’s a nice pic
>>86340272Surely Anon wouldn't date this 'breed' of woman?
>>86340413>I took this pic on the new phone cameraoh yeah well if it's not the original photo then you could've posted it before since the res would be different
monke scientist presents her theory of the existence of an evolved alien species of man who have maximum compatibility with anthro womenof course her colleagues laugh her out of the science convention, but she'll show them...
>>86340564>You see, Anon is the missing link!
>>86340109Wouldn't it be the opposite? Anon's should be not very sociable and used to working alone - he's looking for his waifur after all. I'd go as far as some passive that works only when he is X range away from allies with an ult that gives buffs and inverts that passive.
>>86340414yes I would
>>86340361some day i'm gonna animate kela GETTING IT
>>86340564Those are interesting ook ears. Some specific species you were looking at for a ref or just a design you liked?
NEW VIBRI!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA4mICL22DI
everyone is so mean 2 me
>favorite hmofa aritsts are forcing their political shit down my throatBut why
>>86340706my face is right here bitch
>>86340752OI M8 YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT FACESITTING
>>86340761it's aight, in her universe the romans genocided the natives when they landed in england
>>86340740i would never ever draw a political cartoonwait no now that i think about it, i technically did a political cartoon and not too long ago as well whoopshas nothing to do with uh whatever people are making political cartoons out of rn tho
>>86340740Who.
>>86340706You're not allowed here! You've drawn AxA. Sorry, it's the law
>>86340802what was it
>>86340706You know, if my face isn't an option can we at least talk about my shoulders? Prefferably with her legs down my back.
>>86340706That bratty sword needs to get eye fucked.
>>86340814It's funny how you've made a strawman nobody mentioned and keep shitting the thread with it.
>>86339605Would her first kindred be "human" or would she meet her hm on the bus?
>>86340864I'm making fun of that whole argument you dunce
>>86340706Wait, 60 INCHES? One and a have meters of hips? Holy shit
>>86340822has nothing to do with hmofa but it's this
>Waifur is real, but>She is an absolute sperg, and sees our world as some TV Show and won't shut up about how the politics here are fictional to her >She will also go on and ship IRL people and make fanfics>However, she wants to have a kid with you but won't stop until she's satisfied. Would you?
>>86340874By saying something that nobody in that argument said? Half an hour after the argument ended?
>>86340886fuck yeah
>>86340877i severely overestimated inches
>>86340887
>>86340786>>86340841these two sweat like hell
>>86340841Anthro girls in cookie monster pajamas
>>86340886Does she do this to famous people? Or normal people, like our friends or neighbours?This is far from the worst thing, I think I'll manage. And I'm happy about the kids, why the "but" in that line?
>>86340886>She will also go on and ship IRL people and make fanficspeople already do this, i don't see the problem. yes
>>86340900nah, seems all good to me
>>86340904
>>86338770Auber
>>86340900Happens to the best of us. Imperial units aren't easy unless you were born with them and most of the world wasn't.There's one thing you can remember in inches to have the scale memorised, but I don't think I need to mention it.
>>86340880I'm honestly confused as to what the context for making this could possibly be
>>86340706Hmofe sword
>>86340903
>>86340880The Roaring DLS5?
>>86340841That butterfly is Ralphie
>>86338594Massive muscle morg...
>>86340900>t. anons rodent gf that was sure 8 inches was perfectly manageable untill she understood it wasn't his hight.
>>86340706she's as wide as the average japanese man is tallactually, wait, her being giant is kinda hot...
>>86340706She always looks agitated. I think getting brushies from a human male is what she needs
>>86341004She ate him afterwards ending his life.
>>86341104I didn't even think about it, but yeah, she's 3+ meters tall...
Should anthro girls maintain the bush?
>>86340851>>86340949stahp that>>86340933>>86340916>>86341104i think the problem is more that i got confused abd went by full width in 3D like if you rolled a measuring tape around it then i heard 1.5m and imagined it as horizontal width if that makes sense (it would me more like half that)i'm tired i shouldn't be thinking it's too hard
>>86341145The what?
>>86341119Ohhh wait, I remember you. You like posting fat anthros, don't you? Haven't seen you post here in a while.>>86341129Angels are capable of shapeshifting and do so a few times in different parables, and size changing isn't impossible by any means. Her blade being as long as that would correlate to demon slaying, really.
>>86341145You mean the tuft, right?
>>86340112Canadians aren’t the hippie types anymore after being forcefully exposed to the worst of the third world
> Posts a pic I got of Tai from Digimon Adventure: Last Evolution Kizuna (Who is canonically in his 20s) being ridden by a Greymon anthro on e621> It gets deleted and I get accused of underage when I hate that stuff
>>86341178bush jungle rainforest
>>86341152I think that would still make her round... 1.5m circumference is ~0.25m radius which is 0.5m diameter. So she's ~1.25m tall and 0.5 meters wide...Those thighs must be so insanely soft, like resting on a cloud. Heaven would came down to the man who rests his head on those.
>>86341201>when I hate that stuff>posts sodaSure you do, pedophile.
>>86341166Fatcoon
>>86341232Don't be stupid, he's literally in his 20shttps://digi-lab.blog/digimon-adventure-last-evolution-kizuna-novel-mirai-bunko-ver-character-introductions/https://www.toei-anim.co.jp/movie/digimon-adventure/last-evolution/character/inc/chara_anm.php
>>86340927bnuuy sexo
>>86341166I don't think CB had decided on what kind of angel she is outside of being one that does combat.I think >>86287259 would be cool, but it's obviously up to him.For this pic tho, why would she be annoyed by not being able to fit on a throne if she can just shapeshift.
>>86341245Why do you want to rape children o aglo
>>86341166
>>86340900Classic stereotypical artist moment
>>86341295I enjoy this artist
>>86341205i was thinking she'd be like 1.5m tall so up that to .6m wide and it's probably around what i was going foralso i'm on bed right now and i was imagining how it'd be to cuddle with her and ough it made me sad it can't be real..,
>>86341245That's what you get for policing drawing you little bitch
>>86341308>i was imagining how it'd be to cuddle with herExactly how I go to sleep pretty much every day except it doesn't make me sad any more because I'm used to the pain at this point.I'm not sure if I should practice daydreaming more because with how regularly I do it (every day before sleeping and sometimes during the day) I think I'm in danger of developing a tulpa if I make my daydreams talk.
>>86339206Making fun of my little dick. If a waifur does that to me I'm Audi 3000 out of there.
>>86340194Yes please do
>>86341205>Heaven would came downbig j.c. what the heck man
>>86340194I like this ook. Not to bring your other models down, but I think this one really came out well and looks like she has character to her.
Half way through this notebook, so let’s burn through another page or two with some requests :3
>>86341434What can I say. CB isn't the only one here who needs to go to sleep. I think this is a good sign, that and the first snow outside. Good night Anon.
>>86340706We have the MG sidekick and the HM Co-protagonist, but now we need the Villainess demon girl. You could rip off PSG and just make two sister demons with similar but inverted power sets as her side-rivals.
>>86341442Freya Crescent blowing off some steam with a humie
>>86341442anthro of your choice doing the "hi guyts" meme (an anthro from the waist up and their paw off to the side waving)
>>86341453Freya,...
>>86341442An ant mechanic girl working under a car.
>>86340927This happens to all high-yield waifurs when they have kids btw
>>86341442Alfred Alfer
>>86341470erm, based
>>86341442Puppy meeting herself from twenty years into the future
>>86341519>disproportionate areolasoughhh
>>86341519With eyes like those I'm pretty sure she'd just fall asleep like a corpse the moment our kids are outside.Anyway, more to love.
>>86341442I have a request but it's embarrassingly autistic... I saw this thing in the recommendation playlist, checked the owner's shorts and grabbed this from one of them and jesus christ. She has a lollipop in her mouth. So yeah... her, please...
>>86341609>>86341615ugghhh what the fuck dude
>>86341453>>86341460
>>86341651big burmecian grippers.........
>>86341442A minotaur woman about to cleave something in twain
>>86341651Yesss, thanks so much
>>86341651>>86341685Large hands are good.
>>86341442Ruby in a ruby red bikini
>>86341145If they can.
>>86338725these screenies got ousted as fake, you can stop larping now.
>>86341442Waifur showing off her beans to the viewer
>>86341724Which ruby?
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>>86340091>physical education I was gonna admit I was wrong but this forces me to admit you're a based pawchad as well
>>86341619Your asking for a sexy anthro girl, anon, that is the exact correct autism for the thread lmao
>>86341775DeerShe has zero lewds to my knowledge
>>86341936oof damn
>>86341619I like her model but Jesus her fake southern accent is hard to listen to
>>86341936Cloud messing with Tifa's chest from Pointy Bits was my first instinct when looking at that gougar. Sleeve off the shoulder too, goodness... always appreciate it, thanks!>>86341995Her costumes are great but the accent is definitely very put upon; every other vowel being stressed to hell is a pretty easy giveaway that it's unnatural, southern VA or otherwise. It's like if all Australians pronounced "crikey" with the largest o on earth.
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>>86341442Northern Hemisphere waifur backpacking in Australia but melting due to the 35 degree days of November/December so she's down to her underwear to cope with the heatI was gonna say Rue but she would skip straight to full frontal nudity which is less funny than sweltering in just underwear
>>86340048gunga ginga
>>86341145always
>>86342117It's funny because if ant strength remained proportionate to their weight regardless of size then she could probably just lift that car on her own. Realistic compound eyes is rare to see in OC, cool.
>>86342117Wait a minute I recognise those body panels and wheel arches...>bug working on a bugKEK
>>86342123>local kangaroo girl sees Rue walking with only a hat on>approaches her>leans forward till she's eye level with Rue's crotch>"G'day, cunt!"
>>86342176>leans forward till she's eye level with Rue's crotchHey Ruby isn't THAT short!
Guess I'll bake before going to shleep.
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>>86342239quick I'm falling asleep
>>86342239Thank for rising to the occasion and providing this kneaded service.
>>86342176Kek >>86342189You never know if your waifurs are dwarfing
>>86342123>RueMorning_webp>.jpgI clicked this thing like a retarded monkey, go to hell ruefag!
